#thanks for this explanation

[titsthedamnseason]

and for a fortnight there we were forever run into you sometimes ask about the weather now you’re in my backyard turned into good neighbors your wife waters flowers i wanna kill her

#thank goodness for taylor’s explanation of this song’s meaning bc otherwise i would still be like #wtf is this bitch even talking about #mine #taylor swift

[ammaterasu]

i had this lovely commission completed by @tomoyoo <3 <3

#naruto #sasuke #sns #sasunaru #narusasu #thank you sooo much mimi this is 100/10 100000% perfect i love it so much how did u understand me with my -8/10 explanation skills

[justanotherperson1]

My most recent chapt of my fic went up a couple weeks ago and @themaskismyface commented an idea that induced this bought of ‘no thoughts only draw’ lol.

Quoting from comment:

…I can imagine him (Megatron) struggling to understand all the online recipes and simply just kidnap Gordon Ramsay, either to teach him how to cook or to be a temporary chef in the Nemesis.

Ramsay's gonna be terrified for the first few hours but I imagine they'll end up in a screaming match over what and what not to put in your food…

#transformers #tfp transformers prime #tfp #transformers x reader #megatron x reader #thank you #i was possessed with a need to draw this #i have no explanation #scarlet ties #nothing like this remotely happened in the chapter #but wouldn’t that be a fun sidequest #tfp megatron #megatron

[leupagus]

Guys I Might Have Three Nickels

I've been watching "Agatha Christie's Marple" for the past few days and it's pretty good! Marple adaptations all tend to have a better caliber of actors than a lot of bog-standard mystery shows (looking at you, "Madame Blanc"), and while Joan Hickson's Marple is right up there with David Suchet's Poirot and Jeremy Brett's Holmes as "literally can never be beaten, these are the best anyone's done it," both Geraldine McEwan and Julia McKenzie do a fantastic job as Miss Marple.

Then I got to "The Secret of Chimneys," Season 5 episode 2

and guys

Guys

So there's a murder of a viscount, like there is, and this detective Finch rolls up and immediately spots Miss Marple (in her NIGHTIE! standing at the window like some kind of hussy, honestly Jane) and doffs his cap to her with that little smile that makes you go, "huh."

At this point I've watched a couple dozen Miss Marple episodes where she goes through detectives like wildfire and this guy's supposed to be a "*guru*" so I'm expecting some battle of the egos or something and like, Stephen Dillane is great! But bleh, I might have to skip this one.

Then my dude asks Miss Marple to SHOW HIM THE BODY, with a pleased little smile at her as she goes "uhhhhhhhh but my knitting?" (He even does that thing where you use someone's honorific and wait for them to give you their name, and that's when I was like "ohhh this bitch knows exactly who she is.") What follows is what I can only describe as a meet-cute in the secret passageway where the viscount was shot (and in fact the body is STILL THERE) and where Miss Marple literally asks the police equivalent of "is there a Mrs Finch" and he looks at her like this:

At which point I'm like "ohhh my dude not only knows who she is, he deliberately came here without a sergeant so he could draft her," and sure enough he just starts...handing her pieces of evidence like "hey babe can you decipher this note for me thanks love you" while Miss Marple is like, "this approval and camaraderie coming from a cop... not sure if want."

Next is a series of romantic strolls through the gardens while they discuss murder, during which Finch reveals his undying love I mean his research into Miss Marple and the "dozen case files" of her previous exploits that he's collected like some deranged fanboy. Miss Marple responds to this by BLUSHING LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL and stammering about how pish tosh it's nothing really, and I couldn't find a gif of it but he's staring at her like this:

Yeah I bet u r tempted

He also makes a half-hearted attempt at negging her "amateur sleuth" status, only to then immediately assure her that he makes like, so much money being a big fancy detective and can keep her in all the yarn and garden seed she could ever desire.

There's also a late-night tryst at the compost pile right after Finch has been (mildly) poisoned and Miss Marple is like "men are so weak" as she roots through the garbage for clues.

Not how he wanted their first date to go D:

The next morning there's another murder which: bummer, but also allows the two of them to read love letters together and for Finch to give Miss Marple the following look as she explains how secret assignations among lovers can "quicken the ardor":

Miss Marple then goes onto solve the murders and btw hands over the priceless diamond that's been literally missing for two literal decades that she found in her spare time. The entire scene features Finch looking at her like this:

After the dust settles, Finch and Miss Marple have a lovely moment where he calls himself "another one of your casualties," then super casually mentions that he's probably going to have to go on assignment to use the diamond in a daring international espionage case and I can't decide if he's asking Miss Marple to go with him or simply trying to show her that he is cool and smart and would make an excellent wife, but either way the episode ends with her turning him down and Jane, we need to talk about your priorities.

Anyway I've already written 2K about the subsequent 10-year epistolary romance these two have following this episode because I make poor choices.

#agatha christie's marple #miss marple #julia mckenzie #stephen dillane #special thanks to introvertedpedant for their exceptional gifs #anyway yeah I fully did the 'haha what if I jokingly shipped them' and then 30 minutes later was like 'oh no' #miss marple rhymes with parple #seriously though what's the explanation for these choice #other than dillane reading through the script and saying to mckenzie #'ok so I'm gonna play him like SO SO down bad for you is that cool' #and mckenzie saying 'you jump I jump jack'

[dyketubbo]

i think when you hold pepito over water pepito starts doggy paddling in the air like puppies do

#adult dogs will do this too but saying puppies is cuter #if you want an explanation of this btw its a reflex that many (but not all) dogs have its their mammalian diving reflex #as you can imagine from the title we have it too but not in the same way our mammalian diving reflex is expressed differently #anyways pepito may not be a mammal (to me) but its cute to imagine pepito doggy paddling anyways. thank you #pepito qsmp #qsmp #mask mews

[illir]

sherliam nyc life art dump 2023 (not including arts that already had separate posts in my blog) (unless i forgor)

warning long post

(↑ something super specific about sherlock's hair that i think of often)

(↓ 3 drawings below are connected story-wise)

(↓ morning routine for some reason)

(↑ based on this merch)

(↑ they're both the same)

i ended up not drawing as much as i did last year and i failed to be active here again (haha) but nevertheless thank you for your support in 2023 as well :) happy new year, i hope everyone is healthy and happy always

#sherliam #william james moriarty #sherlock holmes #moriarty the patriot #yuukoku no moriarty #yuumori #my art #by the way the drawings are in chronological order #as in first drawing is from january #and the last one is from december #(because i save my art files chronologically like that as well) #i actually just wanted the post to be just images but #there were some that needed more context #so i basically added explanations #which were just... how i captioned it on twitter #(cause i'm lazy) #do people read these tags? thank you if you're reading until here

[yazzydream]

The record holder for consecutive Black Flash uses, Nanami Kento, speaks It's not like using Black Flash consecutively is anything amazing. To do so consecutively more than twice in a row… Rather, if not done within the same day it would be difficult. It doesn't matter if the first time is by fluke or skill. Once they land a Black Flash, sorcerers temporarily enter a state athletes call "the zone." The manipulation of cursed energy that is normally done consciously, comes as naturally as breathing. There's a sense of omnipotence, like everything else revolves around you… That might be a good way to put it.

#my jjk #my gifs #kento nanami #jujutsu kaisen #black flash #gifs; jjk #jjkedit #flashing gif #movie 0 #hyeahjujutsu #yes crunchyroll subs were a bit inaccurate with nanami's explanation #to be fair it was hard to understand and i needed to read the og jp #official english manga tl was also wrong #many thanks to @nanami-says blog for pointing it out #my translations

[pumpkster]

jumpscare

[ID: A cartoon drawing of Slimecicle and Juanaflippa, she's on Slime's arms as she has a blank stare at his shoulder, her body is loose as Slime has one hand on the top of her head (the other arm holding her by the side of her torso) he has a disturbed / scared / shocked expression, looking up, not at her, his brows furrowed, his pupils are unfocused. There's blood that has the color of a TV glitch, it's coming from Juana's head, and is on Slime's hand, that is holding her close to him. The TV glitch colours are on Juana's pupils as well. Juana has a human appareance, brown hair tied in 2 pigtails, she has glasses, a yellow t-shirt, a red shirt under, she has some dark green shoes, combining with a skirt of the same color, white baggy socks. She has red horns, wings and tail dragon-like. The background is black, a TV-static texture coming from Slime's head. There are 2 lines resembling their heart's pulse, first one is white, it's from Slime, its a quick one, going up and down, agitated, and the second is from Flippa, a pink line with no sign of life. The drawing is a reference to a painting called "Ivan the Terrible and his son Ivan". ]

#did you know that juana is my favorite egg #i had no planned drawing for the qsmp but im an active viewer #i see that guy going apeshit with his history of grieving his daughter and i have to do something #art tag #juanaflippa #slimecicle #off topic but an explanation for her human appareance i think i will apply the shapeshifter hc #the egg dragons once they hatch they mimic their close family (if she goes back to the dragon then she'll be a dragon) #im going insane #thanks to the @kotakill user on twt #THAT EDIT #hello im back to the tags to say this is the first ID i have written so i hope its okay #i will learn to put the descriptions in the ALT feature eventually i hope

[tatakaeeren]

⏯ Jujutsu Kaisen men "sexy" playlist

#gojo satoru #geto suguru #nanami kento #jjkedit #jjk #jujustu kaisen #🔥😍💦 akjdhkdhakd nowwww i can properly scream drool and explodeeee for these men!!! akjdhkahdjkahd my insides are screamingggg #thank you thank you thank youuu Mappaaaaa nimators for giving us so much food!!!! 🙌 #btw my music taste is all over and they might not fit 100% but these do have an explanation / meaning... i swear #usergojoana #usergokalp #userartless #useraki #userdabiluna #userokkottsus #userinahochi #usermica #tuserelena #tusersky #usermoonz #kilruas #userheidi #userhyu #usersophies #userhanyi #hanatonin #userkvroko #userlisette #toriigifs

[fras-redacted-shapes]

SLUTS

#alan wake 2 #alan wake 2 spoilers #tom zane #thomas zane #casper darling #thank you Remedy #so many men in this game lmao #thomas “touchy feely” zane #tom “how about we drink/get high instead of trying get out of the dark place” zane #years of working together but not quite? they have so much chemistry lmao #THERE'S NO HETEROSEXUAL EXPLANATION FOR THIS

[stealingpotatoes]

Every time I think I get excited about you and think you can’t get cooler you do!! I love the love for Sister!!!

how can anyone NOT love sister!!! she's the reason for the single greatest scene in all of star wars literature!!

#before anyone asks this is from queen's hope by ek johnston #i think ek johnston saw some disney exec hit a child with a car #thats the only explanation for how she managed to get trans rights anakin medicinal spice gay handmaidens and a character w neopronouns in #thanks for the ask! #⋆

[kedreeva]

Bonus: Kiss

oh ho-ooo he's trusting her to parasite pick! love's truest expression.

#peafowl #peahens #peacocks #asks #this ask turned up in my email without the photos #so it was just someone asking 'bonus: kiss' #with no explanation #hilarious #thanks for sharing! #they're beautiful!

[bochitoblanco]

Im cackling 💀

#bkdk #bakudeku #I love how he just says thank you #like he doesn't need an explanation #we already know what gay shit means #gay shit = bkdk #lmaooo 💀💀💀

[ineffectualbookseller]

The way Azirphale is underestimated and practically infantalized by heaven is so closely tied to his femininity and I think we should talk about it more because I just want to shout about how relatable the way he's treated in his workplace is as a woman working in a traditionally male field

It's in all the little niggling comments from your boss about personal things that hold no bearing on your work

and the assumption that what you're doing must be simple if it was assigned to you

your work is trivialized

and you get these the placating smiles when you're told plans and proposals are rejected and passed over

or when your complaints are dismissed

and you get more of the same from upper management

it all feels so frustrating and draining but you're at work so all you can do is take a breathe put on that mask and move on with your day

It is all so deteimental to your emotional well being and textually, so much of this is tied to Aziraphale's softness, his gayness - his femininity

The thing about working in an environment and gives you this feeling - of being simultaneously destrought watching your belief in yourself get chipped away but also just so irate becuase you know you don't deserve it - is how it builds. It sinks under your skin and feeds into this indignant dejection until you can have a moment of release - but Azirphale doesn't get to bitch about it over drinks with friends, he doesn't get a lunch break where he can go for a walk and listen to an angry scandi death metal playlist, he doesn't even get the chance to cry about it in the bathroom for 5 minutes before confronting it again

(And I talked a little bit about it in the tags of this beautiful photoset but this all comes into play whenever Crowley dismisses his plans or calls him an idiot. These are purely emotional reactions; I really don't think Crowley means much by it - he respects Aziraphale's opinion and genuinely thinks he's brilliant - but Crowley is so quick to use this terminology when Aziraphale is making a decision Crowley thinks is wrong and he doesn't know how much this hurts Aziraphale. Just like Aziraphale doesn't understand the true impact the Fall had on Crowley, Crowley doesn't understand the ways heaven has been tearing away at Aziraphale's self worth)

Aziraphale has been facing this constant drip of denigration since before the beginning of time and has never released the pressure valve. At this point, he's a bomb waiting to go off

#(I want to note that I am coming at this from my personal experience as a woman #but I know femme neurodivergent and disabled folks of all genders face these same issues) #along similar lines I have tons of feelings about how often Aziraphale hides his hands when talking to other angels #to hide his stimming #and look I try not to tie everything back to explaning why Aziraphale ended s2 the way he did but apparently I can't #its just the juiciest character moment to me #also thinking about how angry Crowley was at Gabriel when he was treated like this once #granted shut up and die already IS the worst thing Gabriel has said to Aziraphale but if Crowley knew how much of this was going on... #aziraphale #good omens #go2 spoilers #good omens meta #Thanks to folks who responded to my tags on that post because you really motivated me to find these screen caps #and finish this post which has been sitting in my drafts for ages #also sorry so many of gabriels faces are funny I cant help that jon hamm is comedy gold - i refuse to let it undermine my point

[puppetmaster13u]

Cryptid-esque Batman, but he uses vantablack for his entire outfit.

Everything is just, black, darkness, a moving shadow, save for when the cloak opens and there's the bat-symbol. He keeps it a different colors so his kids can still find him, but the moment they're in range he closes the cloak and it's like they're just gone.

He still has all of his armour and gadgets, they're just completely invisible amidst the rest of his form. The kids might be covered in bright colors, but he makes sure to give them each a cape or cloak for hiding. Just in case.

The issue is that now all of Gotham thinks the batclan are some sort of living shadows that form in the night. Not helped when Duke joins for the daylight and quite literally glows.

#prompts #writing prompt #batman au #vantablack batclan au #Poor Justice league keeps getting jumpscared #Superman is the only one who doesn't thanks to superhearing #the real reason he's memorized each of their heartbeats is to prevent jumpscares lol #If the batfam even joins the league #I would think getting proof of their existence is rather hard #batfam #cryptid batfam #cryptid batman #batblob can exist and have a legit explanation #vantablack #Let all of the group be blobs of shadow and look like someone used a black paintbucket on a paper with no sign of where they begin or end #Also give them glowy eyes for funsies

[krimsonmay]

parallels

#deltarune fanart #deltarune #kris #spamton #krimsonmayart #art #the backround is ass but i really cant convey it any better #well i can but i think the assness suits it in a way #you can thank user amndmirk (aka weed) for the idea of this creation #because they have the hugest brain and also made me think for like a solid. 7 seconds. in order for me to throw up this hot mess #YES there is an actual explanation to this for once #i am. far too embarrassed to share it tho