#that big d energy

[wheresmulder]

Things I've recently learned about D'Arcy Carden (mostly against my will):

Is 5'10"

Added the apostrophe to her name bc the smashing pumpkins

"I don't give a fuck about men [cackles] I don't care about them. I don't care about their opinions. I don't. fucking. care."

Can do a perfect Abbi Jacobson impression

Loved early American Idol

Waterpolo player/softball player

Is the funniest person living today

Can't run fast

Has a horde of lesbians (I am one of them)

Doesn't know where the camera is and doesn't care bc Theatre (joking)

Has to consciously count all the cameras (real)

Loves butts

Calls Abbi Jacobson "abigail" as a Nicholas name

Can make me laugh without even doing anything

Abbi: "Listen I didn't ever like... think that I would write a thing where I'm like falling in love with D'Arcy but also... EVERYONE is in... like isn't she the... everyone that D'Arcy meets... you LOVE her. You immediately fall in love." (put this on my tombstone)

Likes the Oakland A's

Was on Broad City

UCB improv extraordinaire

Is literally so fucking gorgeous

The way she says "abbi baby"

Has gone by the nicknames "Big D" and "Big D Energy"

Was in Rats the Musical (drop a rat in the chat🐀)

When asked [verbatim] "what is your relationship with Marijuana: "I do"

When asked [verbatim] "on a scale of 1 to 10 how high are you: "all the way or whatever"

Said ACAB

Knows what cunnilingus is

And so as you can see I have no choice but to be completely and totally head over heels in love with her ty for coming to my tedtalk

#darcy carden #D'arcy Carden #greta gill #bad janet #a league of their own #that big d energy #i just get sent these random ass clips from podcasts shes done and well #im gonna marry her

[eshtaresht]

#omg emo wolfwood is so real #love the sibling energy in the eye of michael they're all a big fucked up family to me #trigun #trigun stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #wolfwood #elendira the crimsonnail #trigun stampede spoilers

[themardlonk]

#Zoro you are transparent af boiiii #is this why he's been grumpy about sanji leaving #nami has such big sister energy with zoro lmao I love them #zolu #roronoa zoro #nami #one piece #op spoilers #whole cake island #zou arc #zou #maria talks #monkey d. luffy

[hualianschild]

#hua cheng big d energy is canon actually #the most realest person in the world and having a big dick can you ever get more perfect ?? #hc knows who and what he wants (his gege) and we love him for it #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hualian #xie lian #hua cheng #san lang #heaven officials blessing #tian guan ci fu #mxtx

[theprodigypenguin]

Guys, how mad do you think the fandom would get if it's shown Dragon doesn't have a devils fruit? Like he doesn't fly, he just air walks cuz he learned that skill in the Marines. "What about the weird weather, Prodi?" Big dick energy, next question.

#one piece #monkey d dragon #gold roger energy tbh cuz roger was equals with whitebeard and had no df soooo #dragon has haki- big dick energy- and the fucking AUDACITY

[kickingshoes]

Gung Ho Gang

Listen, Stampede has ruined me and the found family tropes are strong

#trigun #trigun stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #livio the double fang #zazie the beast #elendira the crimsonnail #legato bluesummers #the definitive trigun experience #wolfwood has massive big brother energy in stamepede and i am living for it #100% pure gremlin

[rafesthroatbaby]

#rafe sexting #big d energy #omfg #talk me trough it #ocean approaching 💦 #oh babyyy give me everything #rafe cameron #obx1 #rafe outer banks #rafe smut #outer banks #rafe imagine

[killxz]

totally did not just slap jason on

also that pose got me feeling something

I want to be choked by his thighs

#jason todd x reader #red hood x reader #jason todd x you #killxz #fanfic #batman #big d energy #look at that thick thighs

[andy-clutterbuck]

#Andrew Lincoln #* #andygifs #there he is #the mayor of Dilfshire #big cozy dilf energy #*stealing his hoodie* #blue really is his color #his E Y E S #time to drown #IMMACULATE scruff #H A N D S #even his wrists are nice #i hate myself

[keithyaa]

PORTGAS D. ACE ★★

My first ever lover when I started watching one piece is this goofy, raven haired cowboy.

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I love him so much I wish he lived so I can see more of his freckled face

#drawing #one piece #one piece art #one piece drawing #own drawing #drawing fanart #one piece fanart #one piece fandom #ace d portgas #portgas d ace #one piece ace #big tiddy committee #manboobs #i want him #i want to be held #man tiddies #i want his dick so far down my throat it leaves bruises #big dilf energy #cowboy #fire fist ace #hot as fuck #so fuckable #fine as fuck #thick and juicy #thick babe #chunky

[wheresmulder]

CONFIRMED: D'ARCY CARDEN KNOWS ABOUT TUMBLR.COM

CONFIRMED: D'ARCY CARDEN KNOWS ABOUT FAN FICTION

CONFIRMED: D'ARCY CARDEN KNOWS THE TERM "OTP"

#i fucking knew it. she had a 1d blog back in the day I AM TELLING YOU #d'arcy carden #that big d energy

[abisbookshelf]

It’s cuffin' season️ and all the girls be needin' ,need a big boy️, i want a big boy give me a big boy~~~

#big boy #big d energy #i love him so much <3 #sza #stranger things #jim hopper #hopper #stranger things cast #season 1 hopper #thickkk #i miss thick hopper #him <3 #i'm obsessed #david harbour #< his new movie was great #judas is the demon i cling to #chunky boy #i need a big boy #plss #womanizer baby #idk lol #joyce x hopper

[i-am-minty-fresh]

If Zoro had a tail, everytime Luffy walked by it would start wagging like crazy.

#one piece #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #not zolu #I love some zolu #to me this is not a Zolu take tho #it’s just canon #big dog energy

[the-abyss-of-fandoms]

I just preordered Resident Evil 4 Remake

And if this isn’t in the game I want a refund:

#resident evil #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy #resident evil 4 leon #preorder #leon scott kennedy #big d energy #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy x you #leon kennedy x y/n

[lavvythejackalope]

Trying to dodge the art block demons so expect s’more panel redraws. I love makin Wolfwood look like a fuckin psycho

#Trigun #screencap redraw #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #lavvyjack arts #fanart #Big clown energy

[kickingshoes]

If Wolfwood had been with Roberto and Meryl in the lab

#trigun #trigun stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #elendira the crimsonnail #our art #sketch comic #listen #all i want from season 2 is more sibling energy #they're both goblins in stampede and i love them #wolfwood's big brothering knows no limits #everyone's getting adopted