#thatd be

[mondaymelon]

Random question:

How much do you love Xiao?

oh

you

you do not know

how long i have been waiting for this question.

anon. you have barely seen the surface of my love for him. it cant be called love, at this point. no, its something more dire. something more consuming, a something that swallows one whole.

perhaps you think that you've seen enough, and perhaps, for you, that is the truth. but for i, it is merely a speculation. my "love", as you call it, is something that cannot be described with mere words. no, the very idea of such a feat is simply unthinkable. it's to the point where i am spending my time writing a bible, for xiao. come to the point where i write countless fanfictions, where i close my eyes at 4 am hoping that i may dream of his warm embrace. it is with such delusion that i am able to survive the hell we call existence, and through his presence that i am able to feel fulfilled. i dream of him, dream of his every action, waiting for the day where i may feel his hand in mine and his warm touch. awaiting the day, the day, the day...

some may say ive gone mad.

are they correct? nonono, they are not. i am sound of mind, sound of soul. if you search enough, there shall be no doubt about this fact. there is merely a difference between those who love xiao, and those who "love" xiao. it is apparent that i belong to the latter. as stated previously, a simple 4 letter word cannot express the endless wells of the affection, the obsession that i hold for such a man - nay, the perfect and godly being, he who goes by the name of "xiao."

do i believe? yes. i believe. and i shall stand here, sit, whatever it may be... i shall breathe my inhale and exhale until he appears before me, until i may be satisfied for what i have done in this lifetime... and then i will take his hand. i will take his warm hands and he will clasp his fingers amongst mine, and he will smile at me, the slightest smile, as his pristine lips begin to move as he speaks. as he forms words with that seamlessly smooth voice, one that sways the resolve of the deities themself. "you have done well. i have waited for you."

it is then that i shall cry in his arms.

but none shall witness such a sight excluding the golden eyes of his very own.

delusion? insanity? id like to think that i havent descended into such voids. it is reasonable, to hold such attention for a being as flawless as him. his name is one that holds power, prestige... one that causes the shortness of breath and the racing of hearts. he is powerful, in that way, and many others.

his beautiful eyes that resemble the warm colors of the sun, or perhaps the gilded glow of gold... something as valuable as him deserves something more. something more precious, more priceless. his gliding soft hair that ruffles in the soft breeze, the way his highlights are so striking yet appealing... how his every calculated movement stirs the hearts and souls of the masses. how his stature is fair and his demeanor is graceful. should i go on? surely you have not all the time in the world for such rambling, but thus is the truth. an undeniable truth that none should dare to refute.

and should they... to put it simply, they may just find a knife at their throat... spilling the blood of the one who dared speak ill of such a holy entity.

the pure and faultless him, xiao.

#★ ˎˊ˗ melonrambles! #★ ˎˊ˗ anon!! #hahah #feeling #so delusional #fr #hehe #ahha #hohoho #hohohoh #i should #like #perhaps #sleep #thatd be #rpetty funny lmaomlamoma #SLEEP?? ? #S L E E P #W HOSE THAT #NEVER HEARD OF EM

[gnzma]

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#i think he did some boxing as a teen but. #but #thatd be #very good.......to continue....... #❌|| ɢʀᴀғғɪᴛɪ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʜɪᴛ ᴜᴘ 💀 mun’s art ||❌ #❌|| ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋᴏᴜᴛ 💀 professional sport ||❌

[tizzymcwizzy]

this is a poster i made for my call to action assignment in humanities! it's a bunch of basic and easy stretches for people who sit and work at a desk all day (me)

the idea is that you'd put the poster up above ur desk and do the stretches every 30 minutes or so,, the whole routine won't take more than about 6 minutes to complete and when done regularly it can prevent wrist, shoulder, neck and back pain! :)

all these stretches can be done while sitting (although i HIGHLY recommend you stand up and move around while taking a break from working)

you can get a free digital copy of this poster here on my gumroad!

and you can order a print/poster here from my inprnt!

#i mostly made this for me but i hope it can help other people too! #also thinking about maybe putting this on smth like gumroad so people can download a high quality pdf to print themselves #lmk if anyone would be interested in that 👀 #my art #artists on tumblr #stretches #edit: this post popped off okay‚ also a lot of people expressed interest so i made a gumroad! maybe ill put other stuff there thatd be cool

[mxcrayon]

losing my actual mind rn

i had this interaction in the dropout discord (i am the first and third person). short. simple. i only got the first year bc of a discount + a gift card i had, so i was planning on using this person's suggestion.

then, i got this.

oh my god!! how nice!! how sweet!!! how thoughtful!! i gave them my email and they sent over a subscription, i thanked them profusely. i was very grateful, very touched.

hours and hours later i was still thinking about it and i recalled how, in the email id gotten about it, it said "tao yang sent you a subscription" and id seen that and thought "oh haha like the tao yang" and then moved on

but now, thinking back, i was like.... theres no way, so i googled tao yang.

......

TAO YANG BOUGHT ME A FUCKING ANNUAL DROPOUT SUBSCRIPTION

#tao yang #dropout #dropout.tv #dimension 20 #AAAAAAAAAAA #losing my literal actual mind #i think hes so funny #i was already rly grateful and touched and now im just like flustered and starstruck #this is quite literally the most celebrity interaction ive ever had in my life #and i didnt even realize while it was happening #now i want to message him again but i feel like thatd be weird #sam responded to my question once and i still think about it now months latwr #bc THAT had been the most direct celebrity intersection id had #and this was like six levels above that #crazy world we live in #anyway. i have dropout again!!!! yippee!!!!

[cringefail-clown]

turnabout kids and their sprites! ive had an ask laying around in my inbox about them for far too long lmfao, so ive finally decided to draw em out

jane: mime porcelain doll + poppop

dirk: seagull + hal

roxy: wizard figurine + frigglish

jake: gcat + his dreamself

#homestuck #homestuck turnabout #turnabout au #homestuck au #jane crocker #jake english #dirk strider #roxy lalonde #poppop #frigglish #lil hal #hal strider #gcat #ive thought if it should be frigglish or mutie thatd be roxys sprite but i thunk frigglish fits more #since in canon mom was the one who got mutie i imagine in tb itd be rose whod get mutie this time #idunno if this makes sense homestuck is too complicated for my brain sometimes #also jane gets harassed with mimes instead of clowns #i think it fits with kurloz giving her nightmares through chucklevoodos and parallels with johns clowns nicely #while still making jack pissed off about his new fit bc of all the frills hell have to wear #leading to him becoming jack cat?? cat noir?? *miraculous ladybug flashbacks*

[zan0tix]

GREETINGS DIRKJAKE NATION! I got dirkjake withdrawals 😢

jake english.. your transfem nonbinary gay bear swag too much..

#cw suggestive #? i think #just to be safe 🫶 #dirkjake #My favourite freaks forever <3 #homestuck #dirk strider #jake english #my art #zan0tix #Was almost gona write jake saying kyaaa but i thought thatd be too much. #THIS IS MY JAKE ERA. ENOUGH DOODLING DIRK ALL THE TIME.

[aviomons]

i missed mcc so i could make this btw

#gtws #gtws fanart #grian #grian fanart #mumbo jumbo #mumbo jumbo fanart #goodtimeswithscar #goodtimeswithscar fanart #buttercups #the buttercups #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s9 #mumscarian #btw if someone could make an ID of the text thatd be great!! #i suck at those. i tried and it was very bad #avioart

[tumatawa]

I wish she had more scenes... Whateva

#dungeon meshi #rinsha fana #kabru #tumatawart #dont tag as ship #? Do people still use that these days #**SPOILERS in the tags I will ramble a little.** #I like how they have opposite ways of thinking with their shared environment shaping them greatly. I wanted them to talk about it together #Kabru just separates from the group for the rest of the series when the Canaries arrive without any reaction and I was like What... #Maybe briefly entrusting Rin as the party leader since in his eyes she's the most reliable... Having her do things her way. #Not necessarily showing how they fare. Thatd get messy but a slight change in dynamic after they come back together in the finale dinner #Maybe I need to reread I might be missing something u__u

[new-gender-who-dis-xd]

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#transgender #mtf #trans positivity #trans women #transgirl #shitpost #btw if anyone wants to tell me im pretty thatd be okay i guess 👉👈 #hope this helps

[puptasticlemonade]

#haha like what if someone were to commit the heinous act of clicker training me haha like thatd be soooo weirdd #puppyposting #puppy #196 #bottomposting

[diamondnokouzai]

if magneto knew what the internet was then he would post to r/aita as often as possible and all his posts would be the top posts of the year. thats the kind of drama hes going through. he also gets permabanned from r/mutants for advocating violence

#.din #.txt #marvel #x men #GD I FORGOT HOW OFTEN XAVIER USED HIS GO GO GADGET PTSD ON MAGNETO IN THIS SERIES. JESUS CHRIST. #im scared of getting gwenpool'd into the marvel universe cause thatd be the first thing id think of if i met professor x #and like what if he hadnt used his go go gadget ptsd telepathy yet in that universe? #would i be responsible for teaching him how to give magneto war flashbacks? #would he be offended that i thought about it? might be worse if he wasnt honestly. #that would be my first five questions but my hand would be covering my mouth so hed be reading my mind. #< as in the go go gadget war flashbacks would be my first five questions i mean

[hellhoundlair]

#in this scenario ur like. a smalltime celeb #i saw rpf of the guys from 2setviolin and it made my brain disconnect bc theyre just like some guys id see walk down the street #makes me think like. how rpf is different from americans who have a lot more celebrities per capata #or like. what if u wrote dan and phil rpf but u also lived a street away from them. thatd be weird.

[gay-cripply-scientist]

Oh we posting old Cecil art?

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #cecil palmer #i listened to wtnv since the start #and his hatred of the white dude thatd dress as a Native American tracker made me think Cecil was NA himself #my art

[nextstopparis]

obsessed with the scene in 5.02 where they’re crawling up that sewer or whatever thing. merlin is fighting for his life gagging every 3 seconds and arthurs just laughing at him

LIKE??????

#mostly because i think youd expect arthur to be the one thatd be overly concerned with cleanliness and stuff #IDK how to explain ok. its a subtle kind of role reversal to me i am obsessed with it leave me alone #bbc merlin #merthur #i miss them bad guys

[kikker-oma]

art requests you say? may I request a sleepy Four?

#sweet anon #I combined your ask with my want to practice muscles haha #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu fanart #lu four #if someone can find me references #of athletic men who aren't ALWAYS flexing #thatd be great #cus I want to draw muscles in relaxed poses #but everyone is FLEXING #i figure the boys are pretty lean #but everyone has stomach rolls when they sit and slouch #ao I drew little baby ones for Four

[psychopathic-moves]

Going back & moving forward

(Prints)

#guess im doing things in series now #this one has the least amt of symbolism and elements but its my favourite of the 3 tbh #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho 100 season 3 #mob psycho 100 spoilers #mp100 #kageyama shigeo #reigen arakata #ive read the manga years ago but im still processing the ending. give me another series thatd be filled with such kindness #and have so much heart #im gonna miss it so much #bones give us the reigen movie we both want it #and preemptively: yes the wires are severed #myart