#the bed of nails

[thechaoticdruid]

Ngl I feel bad for her. She must of heard some weird shit that night.

#baldurs gate 3 #astarion ancunin #bg3 #astarion bg3 #astarion x tav #astarion my beloved #astarion romance #bg3 tav #spawn astarion #bg3 memes #Astarion spawn ending #astarion x reader #Just picturing her enjoying a nice up of tea all cozy and ready for bed when suddenly #She looks out the window to see some rando getting nailed by a corpse #right in front of her salad #smh

[evercelle]

i am not immune to saiharas new uncharacteristic eboy drip

#danganronpa v3 #saihara shuichi #ouma kokichi #saiouma #ever makes art #wheres the anon that asked if i draw saihara by himself. here you go #the zozo collab art dropped right as i went to bed #so i woke up to see a million pictures of saiharas new swag next morning LOL #the devil works fast but fanartists work faster #why is ouma painting saiharas nails? well they both have black polish in the art. and also maayan proposed more deranged AUs to me

[unpretty]

#original #was having a conversation with the spouse about how adding just a pinch of cayenne is like adding just a pinch of needles #and they were. concerned. #p sure it's just a sensitivity issue and not like an allergy or intolerance though #because i can eat texas pete's and it tastes like something #unlike cayenne which doesn't really have any taste i can identify it's just pain taste #even a teensy sprinkle in a big pot of soup is like. hm. bed-of-nails flavor. #princess and the pea but with a single speck of cayenne powder

[beskarfrog]

prince and princess of the empire

or luke shows grogu how to file his claws so he doesn't poke anyone

and din tries to get rey to go to sleep while luke is off planet (she gets cranky when she can't feel his force signature)

#dinluke #the mandalorian #digital art #dinluke art #clan of three #or clan of four more like #din is so tired he just wants to go to bed #luke loves being a dad but baby nails are sharp as is #no need to add extra pointy claws into the mix #more of sith emperor luke and consort din back by absolutely no one's request lol #sith!luke

[gatabella]

Kim Novak by J.R Eyerman, 1954

#kim novak #j.r.eyerman #bed #pink #nails

[sofiaruelle]

Guess what finally came in the mail!!!!! My copy of Seasons of the Valley fanzine and these gorgeous lil goodies!!!!!!

Thank you so so much, @seasonsofthevalley for having me as a guest artist!!!

Also big shout out to my fellow contributors and the amazing mod team!!!!

#stardew valley #stardew valley fanzine #seasons of the valley #sdv fanzine #stardew elliot #stardew sam #stardew abigail #stardew haley #stardew penny #stardew alex #stardew leah #stardew harvey #stardew shane #stardew emily #stardew maru #stardew sebastian #good lird it took MONTHs to finally get to me #sometimes i hate ph!l p0st #my zine sat in their office for almost a month and a half with no updates #IM SO GLAD I FINALLY GOT IT AAAAAAAAAA #lol not me grabbing the fake flowers from our altar to cover up my messy ass bed in the mirror’s reflection #and also not me putting on ONE press on nail cause my nails are brittle and in recovery #thank you double sided tape. lmao

[starflungwaddledee]

Oooo starstruck dee has little stars at the bottom of her feet! Are they just aesthetic or would they make imprints into the ground? (like pawprints)

exactly like that! though she's not the only one...

edit: might need to add some additional dialogue to this to make it more clear, but a clarification in the interim; he knows about his own footprints. he's just surprised to see something similar already there when he knows he's only just landed. he lifts his own shoe to confirm that they're not identical (and also to reveal this to the viewer). seems his stoicism beat off the clarity in this one, sorry 😭

#meta knight #starstruck dee #have had this one sitting around for *months* while i bit my nails on posting it #and then i thought maybe i *shouldn't* during the shipaganza bc it's not a direct prompt; though i do think you can read it that way #and for ~Reasons~ i needed to post this one sooner rather than later so i had to bite the bullet. #though meta knight has understandably been the second most prompted. they do indeed have the Funnest Possible Dynamic for it #stoic guy and the bug eyed little Creature he doesn't really trust as far as he could throw her (long long way) #so just to clarify this one is NOT for the shipaganza but you can read it that way if you want to #this is just a canon scene between them from her storyline. this is just something they canonically share. starry eyed idiots. #also fwiw i think i probably picked up the shoe-patterns for the knights from postitnotes7 #been a headcanon in the back of my mind for a long while but i'm pretty sure i osmosis'd it from their work #especially after drawing post's designs so much for the hnkss. i temporarily forgot how i used to draw their armour ngl #and also btw starstruck deetectives psspsps #i'm planning a much better post about this later (probably in march) but i'm going to start using this tag for Important Posts for y'all #🎀🔍 #<- for the starstruck deetectives when there's something significant in the post. #i worry about making it 'too easy' but also want stuff to be accessible. it's just for fun? the OC lore game! ARG but it's just my oc. #that would be fun right? maybe? is that too indulgent? i could probably pull it off if folks were actually interested enough to participate #anyway!! go to bed starflung #also if you read this far: anon is open again! still open for shipaganza prompts but i'm not gonna be finished them in february 😂

[morganbritton132]

Pleaseeee I need the live stream audience’s (and their fbi agent) reaction to Steve pulling the nail bat out to defend Ozzy’s honour. The series is so amazing thank you for giving it to us!

Considering the fact that Eddie got Steve to sit down on the bed, kissed his forehead, and then left Steve, Ozzy, and the live-stream to go ‘talk’ to Dan, the unanimous reaction among the chat was, what the actual fuck.

Steve, mindless to the live-stream, flops back on the bed with a loud sigh and doesn’t even complain when Ozzy, still wet from what little time he had in his pool, jumps up on the bed next to him. Steve ruffles Ozzy’s wet fur and tells him, “You deserve nice things, buddy. If an asshole breaks your things, you have every right to break their face. That’s justice, right?”

Ozzy puts his paw on Steve’s chest and Steve nods, “You get me.”

Meanwhile, the chat is blowing up with people being like ‘adorable’ and ‘cute’ and ‘I wish he’d pet me like that’ while other people who aren’t incurably horny are just like, ‘are we going to talk about the bat? Why the fuck does that thing exist? Why does it look used? Why is it being wielded by a middle school teacher with fucking ease???’

“He’s a jock,” Eddie answers. “Of course, he has a bat. All jocks have bats.”

‘NOT WITH NAILS IN IT’ The chat explodes.

“Home security?” Eddie tries with a shrug. “I’ve been trying to get him to GET RID OF IT for decades now.”

Steve doesn’t even lift his head when he says, “I got rid of my axe.”

“You had your axe taken away from you,” Eddie replies because that was true. After the gates were officially closed, the government confiscated everything that so much as breathed in the direction of the Upside Down. Both Steve’s axe and Eddie’s sweetheart were taken.

The only reason the nail bat survived was because the government didn’t know it existed.

A couple days later when half his live-stream chats are still filled with people being like ‘why was he so comfortable holding it?’ and ‘this is a prop from a music video, right?’ and ‘please answer or I’m going to actually die,’ Eddie does provide an answer. He says, “Try googling Hawkins, Indiana. I think that’ll answer all of your questions.”

It does not.

It actually asks a lot more questions.

The introduction of the somewhat-alluded-to-before nail bat to the Steddie Conspiracy Forums causes absolute chaos. No one can agree on anything. It validates so many theories and creates dozens more especially when Steve lets it slip in the background of another live-stream that Jonathan actually made the bat and Steve just never gave it back.

Meanwhile, the only benefit to Steve’s particular brand of shitty parents is that he learned how to girlboss gaslight gatekeep from absolute pros. Anytime one of his students asks him about the nail bat, Steve acts like he has no idea what they’re talking about. He has literally never heard of such a thing, “Like the animal? Their fingernails?”

As for their agent.

Their reaction was heard across all the office cubicles in the basement of the building. Just a loud, disbelieving, “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?”

#Ozzy: *putting his paw on Steve’s chest to say stop acting this way* #Steve: *interpreting it to mean what he wants it to mean* #I like to think that nail bat is in the Hawkins File but is unconfirmed because the FBI could never find it #It's mentioned briefly during Dustin and Lucas' debriefing in 1984 but the FBI didn't give enough of a shit about Steve to #check under his bed for the bat so Steve just kept it. The same thing happened with Nancy's gun from season 2 #But his axe was taken while they were being decontaminated after going into the Upside Down. Steve's still bitter about it #eddie munson tiktok saga #eddie munson #steve harrington

[weirdbrosinc]

HOW did sam keep himself under control for that episode .... i just know he was thinking about fucking him the entire time

#he definitely did after #absolutely fucking nailed him #they stayed in a shitty motel and broke deans bed <3 #so they had to sleep together in sams #weirdcest #spn sam winchester #dean winchester #samdean #spn #spn dean #supernatural #dean x sam #gencest #sam and dean #deansam #winchester boys #the winchester brothers #wincest #wincest adjacent #sam winchester #wincest kink #wincest imagine

[ivycrownedpanther]

🍇💘 happy rural dionysia! 💘🍇

This is my altar for today! Theres a candle for Dionysus in the middle (back), bracelet I made for him on the left, fluorite hearts carving on the right, and a peen shaped cookie in the middle (front)

As for dionysia activities, today I’ve prayed to him and accidentally fell asleep, made sugar cookies (with vanilla frosting & sprinkles), read hymns, prayed again, and now I’m probably gonna play some video games and maybe later watch a movie :3

#I like that my celebration has been kinda more laidback #especially bc I have some mystery ailment that’s causing me much pain and discomfort #so I’ve been able to do most of these things from my bed lol #my devotion is serious but also I’m a silly lil guy and also I’m in pain #dionysus #dionysus devotee #rural dionysia #country dionysia #festivals #hellenic polytheism #hellenic polythiest #hellenic pagan #my altar #jay says stuff #forgot to mention I painted my nails last night in honor of him for dionysia early cuz I didn’t want to do too much today lol

[stargirl230]

Working hard! also i miss my cat

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

#my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #original art #doodle #ironic bc i doodled this in between assignments so clearly i wasn't working that hard #can you tell i wish it was autumn already #like summer is nice but PLEASE #the sun is unbearable and my campus does not have enough trees #oh and apparently my cat has been acting up at home #and not in a cute way #like i have friends who say their cats sit on their beds or something bc they miss them #but no #zuko has been refusing to get his nails cut #and hiding under beds #i was like #that's rough buddy

[gilly-moon]

It cant just be me right

#i used to render nail beds but #with claws it just looks SOOOOO much better without the extra line clutter #they feel more dangerous too #with the lines it just looks like a fake nail that could snap off :/

[solradguy]

Is there a canonical reason why Sol was dripped out in the middle of the Holy War during his greasy trash man era?

Do you think Kliff gave him an allowance and one day and he went into town then came back Riot branded head to toe? Do you think Riot sponsored the Holy War?

I like to imagine Kliff put him in charge of the month’s funds for food and Sol spent it all on his designed Riot Holy Order Uniform. Then Kliff said “Haha Sol you have spent all of our money we will now starve” and then it was a really awkward month that made Sol decide to leave the Order

Post-Begin to post-Crusades Sol basically doesn't have any lore so you can just say whatever and it has just as high odds of maybe being true some day tbh lol

Sol was a bounty hunter before joining the Holy Order though. Probably he rolled up with fat stacks of cash, they showed him the uniform and he was like "fuck OFF I only wear red," and then had his boys over at Riot make him a custom tailored Holy Order uniform with its stupid fingerless-not-fingerless gloves with steel fingernails with RIOT stamped on them

but then Sol didn't have any money left over and ate all the Holy Order's food and Kliff said they will now starve anyway

#asks #I can't find the picture with the nails that say RIOT on them but trust me... it's out there #I will admit that I didn't look very hard because I'm tired and kind of very stoned and don't want to plug my hard drive in #take my word for it. Citation: Daisuke told me #drugs cw #actually someone bug me tomorrow and I can find it when I'm not stoned. It's not on junkyarddogmkii yet #There are so many gg images I haven't posted here yet but a lot of them are crusty and need cleaning up and uurghhhhhh #Making composites is a PAIN IN THE ASSssss it's so tedious #I need to get the HOS images on here though... If I don't post HOS no one will.... #Ok I need to go to bed now enjoy that tangent

[milfweirdal]

it's done!!! i actually didnt need to adjust the tempo of the vocal track. it was pretty much perfect outta the box. which makes sense i guess. i did make a couple tweaks though (eyes emoji). file was too large for tumblr, so soundcloud it is. enjoy.

#making this was so fun #weird al #weird al yankovic #nine inch nails #nin #closer #germs #mashup #weird al shitposting #ok im v tired after that going to bed nmow #also its not that cursed (for a change) its actually a bop #SoundCloud

[xsunburstx]

my lazy day attire

#🤎🤍 #hello angels #lazygirl #this outfit is so comfy #i had to cut my nails :( #oops.. #oops don’t mind the bed head #me #mine #<3

[onedismay]

hug without plot. FUN FACT: the pose was referenced from a sumo match. i love it when one guy just picks up the other guy like excuse me, i'm taking you out of here now. it was hard but interesting to try and adapt the pose to non-humans. yahg look super wrong upright but oh well. butts,

#mass effect #tazzik #shadow broker #salarian #yahg #onedismay art #i've decided to give the broker sharp nails i don't care about canon #maybe he keeps them sharp at tazzik's request #where is my filter i'm going to bed