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werepires · 9 months

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if I had a nickel-

#destiel confession #destiel meme #the fact this happened twice #absolutely hilarious in retrospect #spn 12x12 #txt

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scribbles-ink · 16 days

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quick doodle

#scribbles' post #scribbles' art #ldshadowlady #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #jizzie #actually obsessed w the fact joel put lizzie's ocean god self in his shrine #i went haha what if he makes lizzie part of the shrine and then he did it #im having so many feels guys #if i had a dollar. for every tike a green themed mcyt whose skin is basically cosplay joined a popular smp and connected his wife to it #by treating her as a goddess. id have two dollars. which isnt a lot but goddamn. weird that it happened twice

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months

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Turtle hunt gone wrong.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #tulu xuanwu #The charming bunny socks betrayed him #the handknit socks have been given a blood sacrifice. The pact is sealed.#I will also add that lwj was sitting down last comic to give his already injured leg a break so now he’s injured twice #I had to double check I did not make up the fact that lwj gets injured in this fight (he does)#the fact his leg has been broken and untreated for days was already enough for the ‘nurse you back to health’ scene #he must be the most stubbon man in the world to have gone this long with only showing minor signs of pain #That or he is just built different. They are putting something in the water in the cloud recesses that is making the teens too strong #Too bad they are also putting something in the water at lotus pier because this teen is about to be gently carried with no issue #I like to think the turtle just gets sad at the implicated rejection and waddles back into the water while the next few scenes happen

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forgetful-nerd · 1 month

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The 2012 TMNT boys have died or have almost died so often that, at this point, they probably have some sort of unspoken “no one’s declared dead until we find the body” rule.

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lunairka · 10 months

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“To Claim”

Details and more under the cut!

My sanity went out the window two months ago when I decided to look up the “funky gay cannibal show” so there’s no point in even pretending I’m anywhere normal about them. There’s. No. Escape.

Anyway! This was really fun to make, and I was very amused by how no matter what I try to do, Hannibal always ends up looking sinister, it’s alright, I love a creepy bitch (I am one)

#the fact that I’m posting art twice in a month is a testament to how unhinged I am #this literally never happens #Hannibal #hannigram #hannibal fanart #murder husbands #hannibal nbc #nbc Hannibal #Will Graham #Hannibal lector #hannigram fanart #my art

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yourlocalabomination · 2 months

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(Legally) Not A Cult.

(Achieve Tinlightenment here) Athem 🙏

#GO PLEDGE TO THE KICKSTARTER GUYS #they gave brian his insta password twice guys we gotta make this kickstarter happen #the fact I have a graphic design diploma really showed it face here huh #fun fact: I was backer 166 #a holy number if I may say so myself #anyway if you notice the kerning on the text is off no you don’t (I refuse to pay for the font I was using a screenshot of the typography-)#(the font is called Makawao btw and it’s $25- Corey deserves to use comic sans for paying that)#tin can bros #tin can brothers #tinlightenment #tcb #joey richter #brian rosenthal #corey lubowich #fanart #my art

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torchstelechos · 2 days

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Say what you will about the DC timeline but we all know the truth, Jason Todd uses AO3 and has an account despite not understanding these new fangle technological advancements (hes fucking with Tim he understands what cookies are, it pisses off Tim more than anything else Jason has done)

#jason todd #tim drake #batfam #look I just think that Jason would use the ''I was dead when this was made'' excuse to get out of being forced to join a GC #and then it kind of snowballed into him not understanding what an ''email'' is #despite the fact that Talia def showed him and taught him everything he needed to know including technology #now hes just fucking with Tim while updating his 500K ao3 masterpiece fanfic that Tim has no evidence is real #only Babs knows and Tim is desperately trying to find evidence its the only case that Tim is literally failing at #Dick keeps bugging Tim in showing Jason how to use the computer upstairs and Jason somehow breaks Tim's phone. Twice.#Damien also catches on and does it to Tim too but it backfired in Dick trying to teach him instead #now hes also stuck in doing it #Its a whole ass shitshow that Bruce doesnt even know is happening until Jason uses the batcave computer and Tim fucking tackles him #while screeching about evidence #Bruce calls up harley afterwards to ask if she would be willing to do sessions with RR #its a whole thing

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ithacanradio · 1 year

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incredible how liberals when confronted with how the Chinese communist revolution doubled life expectancy will default to "actually is it even that important to live twenty years more?" and "i bet their condition was worse even if they lived longer" worstie do you think that a population who dies at 40 had a good life. look me in the eyes.

#its happened twice already i can see them realizing how silly they are as they look at me #not enough realization yet tho #radio live transmission #at least the fact that i fucking got doused and gassed the other day gained me some credit with the flatmate so he halfway listened

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petite-phthora · 11 months

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Oh, he’s stupid.

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 4]

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Part 1

Ao3

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“THAT CLOWN I PUNCHED WAS THE JOKER?!”

The frenzied question stuns Jason for a moment.

Oh. He realizes. He’s stupid.

...

Fuck, he wants to kiss him so bad.

Slightly incredulous, he manages to get out a question of his own in response.

“Just how many insane clowns do you think we have wandering around Gotham?”

“I don’t know, man! I’ve only been here for less than a week. And it’s Gotham, there’s a new rogue like every other week!”

Jason considers his point for a moment before conceding.

“… You know what? That’s fair.”

Danny slumps in his chair with a groan, his cheeks slightly dusted pink due to embarrassment. He puts his forehead on the table. Slightly worried, Jason speaks up.

“Are you alright?”

“Just peachy. Not even a week in a new city and I already managed to dispose of one of the city’s most infamous rogues, and I wasn’t even aware of it. Ugh, my sister’s gonna kill me. Fully this time.”

Right. Jason’s not gonna touch upon that last statement with a ten-foot pole.

Instead, he suggests “Well, you could try to keep it from her but, knowing how siblings can be, she’ll probably find out anyway. Better rip off the metaphorical band-aid and tell her yourself first so she’ll be less mad about you keeping it from her.”

Danny seems to think it over for a moment before nodding.

“Yeah, if I tell her beforehand she might be merciful enough to make it painless.”

Jason lets out a snort. He then considers something before speaking up.

“I could… show you around sometime if you’d like? Explain some standard protocols, show you which places to avoid, which places to visit… So something like this doesn’t happen again…?”

“I’d… like that” Danny days, looking up at him with a small smile.

“So…” Jason decides to switch topics “Tell me some more about yourself, you’re studying aerospace engineering, right?”

Danny decides it’s better not to ask how Red Hood found out all this information about him. If he were in any danger from the other, he probably wouldn’t have gotten flowers or been taken out to dinner anyway.

“Oh, yeah! When I was little I actually wanted to be an astronaut, but due to health reasons, that’s unfortunately not possible anymore. So instead, I decided to combine my mechanical engineering knowledge with my love for space. This way, I might still be able to land a job at NASA.”

Jason ponders over the possibility of sneaking Danny onto the watchtower.

They get interrupted by a waiter approaching their table, nervously asking if they’d like to order dessert.

“Oh, I’ll have some cannoli please!” Danny says.

Ah, a man after his own heart.

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When they get to the observatory, Jason already notices Danny’s excitement growing the closer they get.

He managed to rent the place out for tonight, not having been in the mood for a tour or something. Besides, if he really wanted to know more about the stars, he’s pretty sure his date Danny’s got that covered for him.

“Over there you can see Ursa Major and Ursa Minor! They’re also known as The Big and Little Dipper, and are some of the easiest constellations to spot, mainly due to their pan shape. Though, the Big Dipper isn't the entire constellation, but actually only a part of Ursa Major, just the tail.”

Danny had started to tell him about the different constellations they should be able to see at this time of the year, using the telescope to navigate towards them and then letting Jason take a look while he tells him all about what they’re looking at.

“Oh! And there’s Hydra! While some parts of the constellation are visible for about half of the year, around this time of year the full constellation should be visible! It is both the largest and longest constellation.”

Danny seems to be practically glowing.

Wait, scratch that. Danny is glowing.

Jason takes a good look at Danny while he’s rambling. Not only does he seem to be emitting a soft glow, but his hair is also slowly starting to float as if he’s underwater. It looks like his meta powers are probably acting up.

Moreover, his freckles, which were very faint before, are now glowing a bright and familiar Lazarus green, which Jason finds mildly concerning. But also… kinda cute…

He tenses a little, keeping a wary eye on Danny, before slowly relaxing as he notices Danny is still excitedly going on about the Hydra constellation.

“Did you know Hydra is also often referred to as The Water Snake? The naming is based on the myth where a crow served Apollo a cup of water with a hydra snake in it. Apollo then caught the crow and was so enraged that he threw the cup and the snake into the sky.”

Yeah, no matter the connection Danny might have to the Lazarus Pits. There’s no need to worry about this fucking nerd, Jason notes with a small hint of fondness.

At the end of their little observatory tour, the glow around Danny starts to dim and his hair stops floating. The glowing of his freckles has also started to disappear, though he is still beaming.

Well, he’d call that a successful first date.

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After their date, Jason brings Danny back to his apartment on his motorcycle. Once they’ve arrived and Danny is about to leave, Jason blurts something out.

“Oh wait! Before you go…”

Danny looks at him questioningly.

“Can I have your number?” he quickly asks, glad that his helmet is obscuring his reddened face.

He watches the way Danny lights up, his cheeks dusted light pink.

“Ah, uh. Sure!” the space nerd stammers.

Jason takes out a pen that he totally hadn’t taken with him just for this occasion and hands it over. Danny takes the pen and pauses, looking Jason in his Red Hood outfit over, before taking a gentle hold of Jason’s hand.

He glances up at Jason with a questioning glance, asking if he’s okay with this. Jason gives him a nod, that he really hopes doesn’t come over as too eager, in return.

Either way, it seems to be enough for Danny, who then proceeds to move down Jason’s glove a bit and write down his number on Jason’s hand.

Once he’s done, he puts the glove back in place and hands the pen back. Danny’s face is red and he’s grinning. Cute… Jason stays silent, not trusting his voice, and nods in thanks.

“So, I’ll uh see you… next time?” He asks, hope lacing his voice.

Again, Jason just nods in response.

“Great! Cool cool cool. Uh, yeah, uh Toodaloo Kangaroo?” He ends his statement with an awkward grin and finger guns, stumbling when he tries to walk backward.

Fuck me.

He watches as Danny rubs the back of his neck sheepishly before waving him goodbye and turning around, making his way into the apartment complex.

Jason keeps his eyes on Danny as he watches him disappear into the building before tugging off his glove and lowering his gaze to the phone number scrawled on his hand.

He swallows as he realizes that oh, he’s in deep.

#dp x dc #dp x dc fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dead on main #dead on main ship #jason: *falling harder once he realises that while danny has intelligence he's also kinda stupid*#jason is moronsexual #in dannys defence he had been a little preoccupied by the fact that there was another crazy clown after him #if danny had a nickel for every time an insane clown has tried to kidnap/kill him he'd have two nickels #which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice right?#he also decides to not question how the (former) crime boss got his info #and jason decides to ignore any suspicous or concering shit #he just wants this cute twink as is bf is that too much to ask?#no he doesnt care about the concerning lack of info on danny and his town #he's cute and he got rid of the joker so jason's willing to ignore that shit

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gratefulcheeses · 2 months

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I finally connected the dots on where his laugh’s onomatopoeia came from last year because I was drawing him and Psycho Killer started playing. I am not the brightest man around

#one piece #killer one piece #if I had a nickel for every time I’ve drawn Killer with a talking heads song reference #I would have 2 which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened twice #(I didn’t post the other one but maybe I should idk)#also fun fact I have his exact laugh lol. as a manga reader who only heard what he actually sounded like w friends #I heard his laugh #laughed incredulously because he sounded just like me #my friends laughed because of the audio of killer overlapping with my laugh #I LAUGHED HARDER #It kept going for like 5 minutes lol #anyway.#mozarellart

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quasi-normalcy · 9 months

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This grand finale is a love letter to the fans!

Of TNG.

Sorry, didn't we specify that? Did you think it was a love letter to the fans of the series that this is actually the grand finale of? Wowza, this series has fans? Cringe!

Anyways, this grand finale goes out to all of the fans who have spent the last several years enduring this cringe series through gritted teeth, wishing they could be watching TNG...

#the fact that this happened twice #star trek #star trek enterprise #star trek picard #these are the voyages...#the last generation #star trek the next generation

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shepscapades · 11 months

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Okay so admittedly when I sat down to think about the week 1 prompts for red-life stuff, all of my brainrot went towards my beloved yogscast trio and how Hardcore King Harry would probably thrive in a life game as opposed to his cringefail wives Tom and Ben who probably go red instantly

Anyway welcome to my personal hell :] Harry Mr Mime Barry proves he’s worthy of his mc speedrunning records, while Ben and Tom are really only still alive because Harry’s probably been sniping any threats from a distance

(featuring a fun limited life Harry design inspired by @oh-snapperss’ Harry doodles, and a Ben and Tom doodle to match!)

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theevilresident · 2 months

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ichiban filling in a shinada shaped hole by crying during karaoke

#he cries more in summertime groove #but the fact that it kinda happens twice #is great i love it #i miss shinada so much #gaming #yakuza #like a dragon #like a dragon infinite wealth #minor spoilers #ichiban kasuga #yakuza games

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mamawasatesttube · 4 months

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do you ever think about how kon got drugged to the point of inability to think clearly and then enslaved for Two Fucking Months and then we just never mentioned that again? that is, except for when he went back to visit and help out the guys who enslaved and drugged him because he was lonely enough to befriend them after they said oh sowwy we didn't know you were a person uwu. i think about this a normal amount

#rimi talks #sorry yeah im thinking about That Fucking Arc again alsdhfkjds #if i had a nickel for every time kon got enslaved to be used as a trophy fighter for someone's entertainment while he was 16 years old...#...i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's kind of strange that it happened twice !#but at least the time with kossak didn't involve keeping him DRUGGED TO COMPLACENCY the entire time holy fuck #and was also MUCH shorter than TWO GODDAMN MONTHS #genuinely i think. like that arc is ridiculous in a lot of ways but if i take anything from it #it's that a) kon is so fucking lonely he will befriend people who have treated him Atrociously if they just go oh im sowwy #and also b) i just don't think he'll ever handle any mind-altering substances well after that. even if he represses it and thinks he's fine #its such a bonkers fucking insane arc but if you actually think about it its so incredibly fucked up????#and so much of it (like. so much else in sb94) is treated as humorous #but is in fact horrifying in implication. kon girlies we stay winning (kon gets fucked up but its fine bc its funny right)!!!!

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kanansdume · 7 months

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So what was the POINT of Ezra refusing to take a lightsaber last episode if he was just going to rebuild one this episode? He specifies that he doesn't NEED a lightsaber because the Force is his ally and then immediately in this episode decides to build one.

Did the Force stop being his ally in-between episodes for some reason?

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camifornilla · 1 year

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It’s wild when a kdrama has an A-Plot that’s a cute and sweet romantic drama and a B-Plot of Murder??? Espionage??? Crime of the century?????

#it’s the fact that both plots have almost nothing to do with each other #they’re in entirely different neighborhoods #kdrama #kdramas #Crash Course in Romance #What’s Wrong With Secretary Kim #if I think of more examples I’ll tag them but it’s wild that it’s happened twice #popular posts

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