#the funniest video to ever exist actually

[hooksredrum]

“how about you, you need anything???”

“chips.”

“hey!- get this man some chips! hook needs chips!”

#the funniest video to ever exist actually #matt being so passionate about getting hook his purple doritos #C H I P S !! #while jeff just stands to the side smirking #and hook being like yeah- go get me my chips with his little nod #IM DRYING RNNN #hook #matt hardy #jeff hardy #ethan page #hook nation rise #aew

[gloomykiz]

Drawing sims 2 rare pairs/uberhood ships!

A series where I draw, doodle and give headcanons to different ships! Some can be interpreted as platonic!

There will be 3 or 4 ships for one post! So make sure to click on read more! ❤️

First ship of the day:Johnny and lilith!

An uberhood ship!

Read more to see the 2 next ships, doodles and headcanons!

Johnny x lilith headcanons:

-I drew Lilith a bit short, or maybe johnny is just really tall? Must be the alien genes lol but I kinda find the height difference cute!

-I think Lilith wouldn't like Johnny too much at first? but she warms up to him, maybe she even denies her feelings at the start, she probably found him overly positive, friendly and outgoing that it kinda overwhelmed her lol. 

-I think Johnny has a thing for alternative girls ngl 😭 Lilith also gets the chance to have good adult figures in her life because of Jenny and Pt9, and probably sees Jill as a little sister. 

-Lilith opens up more and starts becoming more playful as the relationship goes on, probably starts teasing Johnny a lot lol

-definitely gets shy around him once she catches feelings, Johnny brings light and warmth into her world, it's a very foreign feeling. 

-Johnny always wants to support and look out for Lilith the best way he can (even if he fails) Lilith calls him a dork and pokes his forehead, and quietly thanks him, she's genuinely grateful to have him in her life. 

-Johnny is oblivious to the fact that she gets shy around him at the start of their friendship , he assumes she hates him (she probably did at the start in a way lol) he's pretty dense. 

-Johnny shows her cool skateboard tricks and tries to teach it to her, Lilith tries to act tough and cool but she's actually really scared once her feet are on the board lol but he teaches her and is actually pretty good at teaching! (Lilith thinks he's too close and freaks out internally even more) 

-oblivious sunshine boy x punk girl that tries to act cool basically

Bonus Doodle:

Second ship of the day: Brandi and Lazlo

An uberhood ship! My friend introduced me to this one!

Brandi x lazlo headcanons:

-brandi needs a goofy chill man to support her and lazlo deserves a cool milf😎

-I imagine they would bake together! 

-I see brandi as always a bit stressed, but lazlo always cheers her up ❤️ Lazlo is very caring towards her, and Brandi is also very sweet towards him and always looks out for him, they have a very wholesome dynamic! 

-Lazlo plays video games with Dustin and is overall a pretty good parental figure! 

-His goofy nature makes beau laugh :) 

-I can imagine them moving to strangetown and Dustin, Brandi and Beau meet Lazlo's family. 

-Jenny and Brandi would get along i think! Dustin plays sports with Johnny and can even be friends with Ripp and Ophelia! 

-Brandi always laughs at any jokes Lazlo makes, she thinks he's the funniest dude to have ever walked the earth. Lazlo sometimes doesn't even need to do anything, his very existence can make Brandi laugh 😭

-she cooks for him, and lazlo cooks for her too! He also always tries to help her with housework :)

Bonus doodles:

Third ship of the day: Mercutio and Ophelia

An uberhood ship!

-dead parents gang! They share music tastes and a similar fashion sense I feel, however their personalities are pretty different. 

-Ophelia is anxious everyday all day, while mercutio tries to crack horrible jokes and is overall quite the mischievous dude. 

-mercutio tries to flirt with ophelia but is horrible at it, ophelia is just dumbfounded, concerned and embarrassed. 

-mercutio definitely goes soft when it comes to her, and ophelia starts feeling quite calm and safe when she's with him as their relationship goes on. 

-I feel like there's a height difference here too lol because my headcanon is that mercutio is pretty tall, and ophelia is very short!

-I headcanon ophelia having a very soothing, yet adorable voice lol so mercutio's heart goes " boom boom" whenever she talks. 

-dude just wants to hug her! But he's afraid that he'll scare her away 😔

-they get into some wacky adventures probably, like zombies suddenly coming out of Olive's backyard. Mercutio tries to be the hero while ophelia freaks tf out, but mercutio ends up tripping or smth and ruins everything 💀in the end it's ophelia that saves the day (she probably cried and screamed the entire time yet somehow also has her shit together. Ophelia I love you so much girl, literally me fr) 

-he makes a horrible pun and ophelia doesn't get it so mercutio has to explain 😭

- he finds her adorable like i said, i feel he hardcore simps on everyone he has a crush on tbh. 

-ophelia thinks he's really handsome lmao 

-mercutio never pulls any pranks on ophelia, dude is head over heels and legit does not know how to act around her and neither does ophelia 😭 really cute dynamic honestly, like puppy love lol

-ophelia tries to get more into supernatural stuff due to her seeing ghosts all the time, and drags mercutio along lmao

-probably blurts out the most existential crisis type shit out of nowhere and mercutio probably gets scared or something lmao

-overall I think they'd have a very funny dynamic!

Bonus doodle:

#ts2 #strangetown #lazlo curious #pleasantview #lilith pleasant #sims 2 strangetown #sims 2 pleasantview #sims 2 #sims 2 premades #ts2 premades #brandi broke #johnny smith #ophelia nigmos #veronaville #mercutio monty #dustin broke #beau broke #sims 2 simblr

[miraluking-respectfully]

How Tall are the SWTOR Boyfriends?

This was written some months ago, but the Theron Height Poll has inspired me to actually post it.

Basing my metrics around 1) the average male height in the USA where I live (5'9" or 1.75m, according to google) 2) what would be funniest or cutest when matched to their personalities and dynamics with the player character. Bear in mind: I am not operating under the assumption that being a short man is something to be ashamed of (it isn't in the real world and it isn't in Star Wars), but some of the husbands in this video game have personalities that are...enhanced by engaging in a little playful stereotyping. You'll see what I mean.

Jorgan: 5'11-6'/~1.8m, hovering somewhere in the above average range. It makes him more intimidating to the average private who makes the mistake of getting his attention, but by the same token, more charming when he warms up to the Trooper and proves himself just a big fuzzy kitty. With a big fuzzy sniper rifle

Andronikos: 5'6ish, 5'7ish (~1.7m), hard to tell because he slouches. He only really stands up straight when he's trying to be a big tough guy

Quinn: 5'7"/1.7018m. No ambiguity because his posture is perfect. Alternate Interpretation: However tall your SW is, he is exactly 6 centimeters shorter. Come Here Elbow Rest

Doc: 5'4"/1.6m. No, not because I think his womanizing personality is him "overcompensating"; in fact Doc's height is only ever an advantage in his romantic conquests. He comes on so strong that him being particularly tall might be intimidating. But nah, he's just a little birthday boy, so the hot people in his orbit let their guard down, allowing him to get in close and hit 'em with a pickup line related to his medical expertise. Being small also means he's harder to hit when helping retrieve wounded resistance fighters from the battlefield #BalmorraForever

Felix: 5'11"/~1.8m, he gets an ABOVE AVERAGE height bc he is an ABOVE AVERAGE husband can I get an AMEN

Torian: You ever met a high school freshman and been fucking shocked that children are allowed to be so enormous? The kid's like, 14 years old and shot up like two feet over the summer, and it feels illegal? That's Torian. He's 19 and he's been 6'2"/~1.87m for the past five and a half years, but he's still a little gangly and the only reason he knows how to control his extremely long limbs is he's literally a trained fighter. Alternate Interpretation: If your BH is taller than 5'10, he's 5'10 exactly

Corso: 6'/1.82m. I know I just said negative associations around short men don't exist in The Galaxy Far Far Away, but Corso seems like the kind of guy who would somehow independently develop a complex about his height, if he was short. The fact he doesn't means he must be tall

Vector: God, I really wanted to make him on the shorter side of average to pair with his mild-mannered personality and contrast the more unusual elements of his speech and his eyes, but his sleek character design makes him feel tall when I'm looking at him. He's also the only LI I've drawn beside one of my characters, and I just sort of unconsciously made him tall because my agent is kind of short, and it looked appealing. Results inconclusive; some boyfriends can grow as tall as starships while others can be as small as mites

Arcann: 5'8"/1.72m. (Thexan was 5'9")

Theron: No taller than 5'9"/1.75m. Theron seems like a pretty normal guy when you meet him, until he reveals himself to be an insane little freak (affectionate), so giving him the most Average Height Possible feels correct.

Koth: However tall Lana is, Koth is exactly 2 cm shorter.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk. I encourage spirited debate in the replies. Girl LI Height Opinions still percolating

#swtor #aric jorgan #andronikos revel #malavai quinn #doc swtor #archiban frodrick kimble #felix iresso #torian cadera #corso riggs #vectory hyllus #arcann tirall #theron shan #koth vortena

[starsomens]

Noah and his not so gamer girl imagine cause I'm bored and have a bunch of ideas to share with the world. hey Siri, play Video Games by Lana Del Rey.

you're not the type to spend free time playing video games. it's just not exactly your form of escapism, you prefer listening to music, dancing, watching movies and tv shows, cooking, even crying your heart out over tiktok videos with cute puppies, basically anything. but playing games? not really. and it's not because you suck at it, nah, absolutely not. or is it?

but Noah loves video games and sometimes you're in a mood to share his passion despite the lack of fast reaction, coordination or even gaming experience. it doesn't matter. more so, this is the only time being really bad at something benefits you.

this is his chance to be your knight in shining armour and he gladly takes the opportunty. he's gonna carry you the whole match/round/level/quest/whatever that is if you're struggling without making you feel useless. oh, you can't progress through that one hideous quidditch match in an old Harry Potter game? don't worry honey, he's gonna take care of that while you can sit beside him with you cup of hot chocolate and chill.

actually, this level is worse than he thought, so you sit there for half an hour watching him cursing the game, the broom, the whole existence of the world and it's the funniest thing ever. streamer Noah was and still is your favorite era of his and now you have an exclusive access to it irl.

remember Among Us? this may be the only game you're good at. not just good - excellent, you're a pro mind gamer. whenever you get the imposter role you make sure to either kill Noah first just to mess with him while he's screaming 'I knew it' down the hall or to keep him alive til the very end acting soooo very innocent that it blows his mind to find out it was you all along.

Noah, however, is still in his knight arc so he keeps you alive because he just can't do it to you. that makes him lose all the time because everone knows if you're still running around it's him not being able to kill you again. or when he's a crewmate and gets killed, his little ghost follows you everywhere you go as your little guardian angel. it's sweet but he could be a bit more helpful in his afterlife doing the tasks to help you win sooner though.

you have this love-hate relationship with horror games. you're intrigued and scared as fuck at the same time. Noah is not there to make it any easier for you. he loves to jumpscare you out of the sudden. he swears he's not gonna do it again and still proceeds to scare you one more time when you're fully relaxed and least expect it just to hear you screaming at the top of your lungs. once you got so scared you threw your controller across the room and broke it. he promised to stop doing this shit. of course he lied. this bish!

he's so unserious when you two boot up The Sims. his character never looks like him, he creates the ugliest mf with the weirdest clothing choices and insists to romance your character because who else? then, when you get to make your sim and spend like three hours on it, he patiently waits and says it's cute but not as beautiful as you are even if it's an actual virtual goddess on your screen. then you two sit there and plan how your sims are gonna live and somehow it always ends up with planning your actual real life together - the cabin, the dog, the kids and their names, all this lovely stuff.

ANON AGAIN???? Girl I had a long work day and this honestly helped me to unwind THANK YOU I NEED TO SEND YOU FOREHEAD KISSES. HOW DO I SEND SOME THROUGH THE SCREEN????

#bad omens #noah sebastian #star’s anons✨ #bad omens cult #noahsebastian #badomens #bad omens band

[maxwell-grant]

Fuck it, can you expand on your thoughts regarding What Can We Know About Thunderman?

One of the funniest and most horrible things I've ever read partially because like 60% of it is just pages and pages of Alan Moore stating industry facts and names with the serial numbers filed off, and if you have enough comic book brainworms to be reading Thunderman in the first place there will probably be at least one or a dozen references here and there that will spring out of nowhere and hit you like a punch in the gut (the one I remember was the Jack Cole one). A lot of the stuff in Thunderman that reads as absurd funny parody or metaphors too stupid to be real are actual industry facts that Moore has knowledge of, and even the stuff that isn't you can trace a direct line of what exactly it's referring to or who exactly this is referencing.

This is a story in part about how horrible it is to be a sicko with comic book brain worms that is mainly understandable if you're exactly that kind of person. Besides all the references to real-life people and events, most of the modern stuff he's making up are still just as incisive and accurate because literally nothing changed, not even in regards to the movie paradigm ("At last he has attained a semblance to a religious figure. Can we stop now?"). Much of this is Moore dunking on Certain Industry Guys he probably knew and interacted with and indirectly bullseyeing on more recent guys, because a lot of these guys are the same. There are your extremes like the one con-goer here who is pretty much just Max Landis verbatim, but there's also so much that's brutally on-point for industry practices and writers ("What if we had Thunderman do something, and then something happened?") that you can fill in your own names.

It's also an incredibly personal and tragic piece because the core story of it, in between vivid descriptions of Greg Land's office space porn oceans and self-destructive daydreams and rolling catastrophes, is about a guy who deeply loves his art form, deeply loves the creators and artists who gave him so much for so little in his life, and deals with so much horrible toxic bullshit that the only way he finds to live, the only way he finds to not be complicit in the pigsty, is to leave it all behind and work the poison out of his system forever. Like he very openly talks about the protagonist leaving it all behind to go write the next big novel and writing that note, and the non-superhero ideas that will come after, as something that nobody is going to care about, but that he has to do. I don't think I could fully appreciate the sequence where he quits his job at comics and walks out of the office feeling better than ever, until I myself got fired from an incredibly stressful job that made a thing I love (video editing) into the bane of my existence, and no amount of money worries in the world could make me not feel at that moment like I was walking home to the sunniest day of the year.

It wasn't only how much better life was without comics that had startled him, but also how the comics business looked, viewed from outside. How small it was; how cruel and how ridiculous. All the warped personalities the industry either attracted, or else bent and fashioned for itself out of naïve enthusiasts who'd been expecting something else. He couldn't understand why he'd not bailed out of the business years ago, though in a way he could. Part of the answer was just plain human inertia, and part was the fact that, from the inside, comics people and their weird behaviour could seem almost normal.

Dan was grateful he'd escaped in time, though he'd admit that even that escape was qualified. Removing himself from the comics field was one thing, stopping thinking about comics was another. Constantly, he'd find his mind alighting on some decomposing gobbet from the mental garbage-tip of trivia that his career had left him with, when that was the last thing he wanted to be thinking of. He probably should have anticipated some sort of reaction - thirty-something years in any field would leave you with a lot of baggage, and especially an enterprise almost designed to be obsessional, like comics -

His fantasy that he could be a proper literary author, living miles from anywhere and shunning interviews like Salinger or Pynchon, had congealed over this last few months from idle dream to psychological necessity. He'd put his farewell dossier together, and it was published without eliciting much in the way of a reaction or response, but the important thing for Dan was that he'd written it. His lip was better and he could speak normally again, since, for some reason, having quit the comics world, he was no longer trying to eat himself alive. Dan was committed, now, to his new life, and there could be no vacillating. Change or die, those were his options.

And putting aside the fact that "Dan" is killed by the Vince Coletta stand-in and the story itself ends in a much bleaker and more horrible note, to me that feels like Moore being very honest, as depressing as it may be, that nothing else he ever does is gonna get the kind of buzz and following and money and praise that he did for his corporate superhero droppings, and he still doesn't regret one bit what he left behind, and he's going to make the weird magic lizard stories he actually wants to do until he dies and try to not think about superheroes ever again even though he will obviously never fully succeed. Not just because it won't leave him alone, but because it's a part of his life. He loves stories, he loves art, he loves comics, and if not now, he very clearly deeply loved superheroes once, and maybe he still does if he can put aside the sheer nightmare bullshit toxicity attached to them that he's dealt with. I'd even point to a recent occasion he did try just that, with the character of Captain Universe, who accomplishes maybe the only real heroic act in LOEG: Tempest when he stops an atomic bomb from leveling England and ends the story with his big heartfelt wedding.

LOEG is the dead last place you'd expect Moore to place a heartfelt send-off to his superhero work, and much of it gets obscured by that asylum sequence where he savages existing IP capes and the farcical elements of the team and other criticisms at the genre, but it's there, and it's maybe the only story that has a happy ending in the book even. With Captain Universe, a character who has no real history, Moore is able to put all feelings for superhero IP and the big two aside and do this platonic ideal of a superhero and the creative possibilities and hopeful fantasy of a superhero. He's willing to poke holes in the guy and ruthlessly make fun of his shitty allies and villains, but LOEG affords Captain Universe an almost shocking degree of dignity (plus the existence of the canceled Superverse, which was going to be a LOEG-esque project with superheroes done with Rick Veitch tying in to The Show, showing Moore had plans to try writing superheroes again on his own terms even after everything). I think Thunderman in large part is about conciliating these feelings with a large degree of autobiography.

That's one emotional core of the story, but mainly I remember Thunderman for being really fucking funny. The EC Comics hearing. The porn ocean odyssey. Stan Lee Stan Lee-ing so hard he nearly gets killed by gangsters over it and one chapter detailing his transition from person to Character. Marvel was all along a CIA conspiracy to promote radiation poisoning. The chapter that's entirely dedicated to Moore stopping the story to riff and review the Superman movies. This books swings widly and it's an incredibly entertaining read.

And maybe the most horrible thing about Thunderman isn't in the way it's protagonist meets it's end or in the final chapter or even *gestures broadly at all of it*, it might just be the chapter before Alan Moore drops his Superman movie reviews, because with it comes the realization that yes, Alan Moore has been to Reddit, and has looked enough into reddit superhero discourse to be able to plausibly imitate it, which means he probably has sat through at least one argument about him too many. The stand-out of that chapter is the bit where he's riffing on Cavill's mustache fiasco and the DCEU, but it also includes some bits that now read as pretty perfect bullseye jabs at the MCU's current state of affairs.

#replies tag #superheroes #alan moore #illuminations #what can we know about thunderman #comic books #superhero comics

[wizardbracket]

The Final Four: Match 1 of 2

Propaganda under the break

Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:

Mud Wizard:

Vanquished (so far): NZ/Aotearoa Wizard, Amaury Guichon, Orb Wizard, Vermin Supreme, Caleb Widogast

"Actual real-life wizard beats out any fantasy/literary/tv wizard"

"real life boots on the ground cop-fighting wizard"

"he fought the police while being knee deep in mud"

"i just learned about german mud wizard but i respect his field tactics"

"Mud wizard has field experience ... mud wizard is the one you need on a battlefield"

"I'm sure the other dude is very cool but throwing cops in the mud >>>>>>"

"some choad i've never heard of vs the funniest got damn video i've ever seen"

"my boy mud wizard getting the recognition he deserves. there is a mud wizard in all of us. and it says ACAB"

"absolutely german mud wizard its not even a question"

"German mud wizard uses his powers for good"

"Mud wizard is objectively cooler"

"Mud wizard takes direct action against cops. He's doing good old fashioned wizardry ... mud wizard embraces the chaos of magic"

“Outplayed cops with mud magic.”

Ged:

Vanquished (so far): Raistlin Majere, Marcia Overstrand, Magnus Bane, Carter Kane, Gandalf

"Ged is everything to me. not least the fact his first nickname is sparrowhawk and those are such cool birds"

"in the first book he was at the worlds edge minecraft style. he was fighting a deep dark evil at the world border in the middle of the SEA. That's a wizard!"

"[The first book] not only answered that question of how a wizard became powerful but also what that power means and what the consequences of having it, and the consequences of just existing as a person are. It’s about pride, and love, and responsibility, and about being young, and it’s fucking gorgeous."

"ged FUCKS (literally and figuratively)"

"Just to reiterate: he raised the dead in highschool, speaks dragon language, and fixed death"

"the only archmage who learnt that being a goatherd was undoubtedly superior."

"Btw can turn into a dragon. No biggie. In a world where any transformation is extremely high tier magic."

"His emotional arc of learning to accept his flaws and also to be more humble is just… so relatable"

"Vote for him. Vote for his big stick. Vote for his birds. Vote for his degree. Vote for his evil shadow self."

"This man is truly tapped into powers that are old and deep and dangerous. and he is also. crucially. just some guy"

"VOTE GED or your ass is getting stranded in the tombs"

"Ged didn't become archmage and then quit to go herd goats to lose a poll bracket"

"ged literally became archmage like acknowledged as the greatest mage in earthsea and decided to go live out his days herding goats."

#wizardbracket #germany #the german mud wizard #mud wizard #german mud monk #german mud wizard #a wizard of earthsea #ged #sparrowhawk #earthsea #ursula le guin

[sadie-bug345]

if each member of the gang had a youtube/tiktok account what would they post

AHH ilysm i’m so fangirling rn-ANYWAYS

ponyboy:

he seems like more of a watcher rather than creator

but he’d do like study with me’s LMAO

that or super long and in depth video essays

super random topics too

like about movies or books mainly but he goes EVERYWHERE during the vids

guy gets so off topic😭

johnny:

same as pony, he’s more of a content consumer

but his vids mainly consist of recording two-bit do dumb shit💀

like weird ahh challenges that two comes up with and johnnys just dying as the cameraman and darry’s just like

🧍‍♀️🙅‍♂️‼️

GOOFYYY

sodapop:

the MOST RANDOM STUFF

like almost any side of the internet that exists

soda is a functioning member of that

he’ll do like movie reviews, povs, cooking, vlogs, everythinggg

and he’s pretty dang popular on it too duh

on his main acc he posts the goofiest .5s of everyone LMAO

darry:

prob some vlogs like “day in the life of a single dad who works two jobs” or smth😭

that or cooking vids

but they’re actually funny and edited well

cause guy ISNT a boomer🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

anyways his accs are pretty popular too

dally;

now ik that there’s some arguing back and forth abt whether he’d post thirst traps

BUT LIKE YALL REMEMBER THE FIRST SCENE OF THE MOVIE

my husband was STRUTTING down the sidewalk

so you can’t say he doesn’t got a superiority complex stemming from an inferiority complex

but he’d only post a shirtless pic occasionally

in general he probably forgets he even has accounts😭😭😭

surprisingly popular tho ngl

two-bit:

SILLY GOOFY CRAZY

just sooo over edited challenge videos

straight up vibes

he forgets he has a yt acc but then the next month posts like 100 vids in two days

and then he just stops again and everyone’s like

“the cinnamon challenge got two-bit😔🪦🕊️”

BUT NOTHING CAN STOP TWO BIT🥰🙏🫶

steve:

car vids i’m sorry

i feel like that’s stereotypical steve but that’s like his one interest explained in the book cause ponyboys a little petty bitch and doesn’t mention him like at all💀

anyways he’ll go to car shows and stuff and they’re pretty serious

but soda will just pop in like halfway thru every vid like “😃🤚HEY” and it’s the funniest thing ever

ANYWAYS TYSM for requesting!! my inbox is open!🫶🤪🥰

#dallas winston #the outsiders #the outsiders sodapop #johnny cade #ponyboy curtis #darry curtis #two bit mathews #steve randle

[fellthemarvelous]

Has everyone in the Good Omens fandom seen Shaun of the Dead?

(I tweeted this and then screenshot it because I had more to say. Also if you haven't seen the Thriller music video by Michael Jackson then you're missing out.)

It is very important to know that if you've seen Staged, you know that Simon Pegg and Nick Frost were both on the show together in one episode. They are just as close to each other as David and Michael are to each other.

Here is when Shaun and Ed finally notice something weird might be going on.

They have no idea why this woman was showing up in their backyard and they just assume she is drunk. They were so drunk the previous night (Liz dumped Shaun) they don't realize they witnessed one woman completely bite a man's head off or realize that the person moaning back in reply to the song they were singing was actually a zombie.

Ed literally took the time to find one of those ancient cameras we had to use before the invention of the smartphone. And we know that everyone with a smart phone these days would be doing the exact same thing if this was happening right now.

But Shaun also has this girlfriend, Liz,

who is always third-wheeling on dates with her own boyfriend because Ed is never not with them. And the truth is that Shaun needs to make a choice because he can't have both, and Liz really loves him back just as much as he loves her, but Ed is basically Shaun's shadow.

Shaun and Ed begin a noble quest to save Shaun's mum (his stepdad was bitten by a zombie so it becomes necessary to kill him too but there is a flaw in their plan because Philip is still alive by the time they get to the house and Shaun isn't going to kill a living person so they have to add him to the car), to save Liz (only to realize David and Di are still with her and they don't want to be left behind so they get added to the tiny car), and to go to The Winchester (Shaun and Ed's favorite pub and the bane of Liz's existence) because it's sturdy with heavy doors and a rifle behind the counter.

And then all hell breaks loose because Philip finally turns into a zombie in the car, and it's Philip's car that Ed stole because he really wanted to drive it because it was a classic and the child safety locks are still on in the back.

They end up having to abandon the car after locking Philip in it.

They finally reach the pub by acting like zombies and hoping the other zombies don't notice.

And if you have never seen this scene, it's the funniest part of the entire movie. It's iconic, and it happens to "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen. (Warning: this is still very much a zombie movie)

In the end, Ed gets bitten and later sacrifices himself to the other zombies so Liz and Shaun can escape a little easier.

And then at the very end Shaun is letting zombie Ed live in his and Liz's shed and they still play video games together, and even if Ed tries to bite him from time to time, Shaun yells at him and zombie Ed goes back to playing video games.

It still got the happy ending of a romantic comedy, and we never actually learn what caused the zombie breakout, and the zombie's best friend is taking care of him in the shed of the backyard where he and Liz will live happily ever after (we hope).

The movie ends with the song "You're My Best Friend" by Queen.

Also note: Liz's best friend Di is the only other one in their group to survive the zombie apocalypse but you only find out how if you watch the special features.

I think we need to be looking at Shaun of the Dead a bit closer.

And Hot Fuzz ("surrender the angle" is an easter egg from it), also starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. It's hilarious too.

The apocalypse is happening all around Aziraphale and Crowley, but we didn't notice because we were watching it through the lens of a romantic comedy. Meanwhile, Hell is overcrowded and Furfur set zombies loose on Earth in back in 1941.

#good omens #good omens meta #shaun of the dead #parallels #simon pegg #nick frost #Youtube

[c0la-queen]

Tom Headcanons | The Tired Friend

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Appearance:

Tom's skin is fairly tan. His hair is a light brown color and he keeps his facial hair at a chin scruff.

He is the shortest of the boys, standing 5'11 tall. The teasing he experiences from the boys due to this makes him grumpy and he is not afraid to punch them in the gut over it.

While he is slightly lanky (not to the same level as Matt, but not as bulky as Tord or Edd) he does have a healthy bit of chub to him.

It's unknown exactly how many tattoos Tom has, or if he even has any at all. He refuses to answer the question. If Reader asks, he'll just ominously say "you'll find out" then change the subject. As for piercings, he has an eyebrow piercing and multiple ear piercings.

Family Life:

Tom is the most tragic of the group in this aspect.

When he was young, his parents passed away in an accident. Since he was a child, his brain blocked out the entire experience, so he can't remember exactly what the accident was- nor does he really want to remember.

He and his brother went and lived with an aunt after this happened- they were still in town, so his friends didn't change.

He was never particularly close with that aunt so he fell out of touch with her after a while.

As for his brother, who is a year younger than him, he talks to him occasionally but not often.

So, overall, doesn't have the best relationship with his biological family- but that's okay, because the roommates are his family now.

Personality:

Seems kind of cold, but he's actually pretty friendly.

He's just tired all the time.

His sense of humor is broken. He would find fail videos the funniest shit. Probably loves the Everlong trend on Tik Tok.

A huge music nerd, but keeps it lowkey because he thinks its embarrassing. He knows all kinds of music, and can probably name a shit ton of songs that play on the radio off the top of his head. Definitely has a whole self full of vinyl records that he's collected.

I like to dip more into his bass playing than a lot of people I've seen ever do. He usually waits until he's home alone or only one other person is in the house to play, just because he doesn't wanna bother the others. Has learned how to play a good handful of songs on his bass. Follows those accounts on Tik Tok that do bass and electric guitar covers of songs.

He's pretty decent at singing, but never sings around others because it makes him flustered. Will occasionally sing lullabies to Reader when she can't sleep or had a nightmare. But she's the only one he'll sing for.

Although he acts like he hates all of them, he cares a lot about the others. He doesn't acknowledge it or admit it, but he does take care of his roommates here and there. Yes, even Tord.

On the flip side, he's shit at taking care of himself. it's honestly a miracle that he's as healthy as he is. Probably ends up falling asleep in random areas of the house the most, leaving the others to sigh and lay a blanket on top of him when they find him.

"Cry about it." "Sucks to suck."

He likes playing Minecraft. Finds it so peaceful, definitely a welcome break from the chaotic household. He'll let Reader lay between his legs while they lay in bed with him and he plays. Learned how to play his favorite Minecraft songs on his bass.

Chronic sloucher. The man has Certified shrimp posture. Help his poor spine.

Tom is a professional photographer! He's very good at what he does and has quite the schedule booked. Makes sure its very clear to his clients that he is not available for bookings on the weekends - those are reserved for his family roommates.

He loves Ghost-type Pokemon. I have no reasoning behind this one, honestly. Just vibes. He's got a Gengar Squishmallow on his bed that he treats like his own son.

A very simple man. Likes the simple and peaceful things in life. Too bad he got his ass irreparably bonded with three (four counting Reader) of the most unhinged, chaotic people in existence.

Yes. Several of his accessories are black and white checkered. Sue him, but he's consistent. Main things to note of this theme are his phone case, a pair of slip-on Vans, and the old skateboard in his closet that he hasn't used since secondary school.

Like Tord, he's got a smoking habit that he's trying to combat with vaping. Still uses cigarettes on particularly stressful or frustrating nights.

Likes drinking Java Monster Energy.

Very proud vinyl record collector. Not picky about what kind of records he gets, though he tends to prefer ska and classic rock (dad rock). One of the best things to get him as a present, he'll love it dearly.

Has so many playlists. Making them is therapeutic for him. It's one of his love languages, a way that he expresses his feelings. Also has playlists for his emotions, and for all kinds of different situations like rainy days or beach trips. Showing Reader his playlists would be him opening up to them in a huge way.

Playlist (From My Spotify Playlist For Him):

Arctic Monkeys

Tame Impala

Fall Out Boy

Green Day

The All-American Rejects

Halestorm

Waterparks

Wallows

Anthony Amorim

Lovejoy

Gorillaz

Cigarettes After Sex

#eddsworld #eddsworld x reader #eddsworld tom #eddsworld tom x reader

[brightgnosis]

Saw one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life today on TikTok, where a practitioner said- with her full chest and absolute confidence- that tomorrow "wasn't actually the New Year". And that, as a result, you shouldn't set any goals or intentions for the New Year tonight. You should just stay in, chill, eat some Ramen or whatever, and vibe (or something to that effect; I don't quite remember exactly what she said to do instead because it was hours ago at this point).

Why? Because "the real New Year" was actually in March at the Spring Equinox- implying that the Secular New Year was somehow fake by comparison to this one she preferres to celebrate.

Also something something something "this is the dead of winter so we should be resting not making plans we don't keep" or something; I can't quite remember because I stopped listening at this point and scrolled on. But, like, it was something that was nice in concept. But in the actual context of the video it was ultimately facetious and ridiculous reasoning.

Now mind you, I'm not opposed to different New Years in the slightest. I literally celebrate 6 different ones throughout the course of the year because of my various traditions. I have no issue what so ever with people making up their own, or not even celebrating or caring about Secular New Years, etc. That's not why this creator's video annoyed me ... It annoyed me because she called it "fake" and said "it wasn't the real New Years", because that's literally not how Calendars and "New Years" work.

No "New Year" is fake. No "New Year" is magically or mundanely more valid than any other. They're all the same- at least fundamentally. Because a "New Year" is literally just the restart date of any infinitely repeating year long cycle, however a particular group defines or measures "a year", and regardless of what that cycle is; it could be seasonal, mythopoetic, etc. It doesn't really matter. They are all "New Years", and they are all valid and true. That doesn't change because you, as an individual, place more emphasis or importance on a different one than is traditional to your standard group.

This is how you get religions like Judaism with 4 different "New Years" celebrating completely different cycles at different points of the year; or "The Witches' New Year" in Eclectic NeoPaganism (and some branches of Wicca), which falls in October / November; or the Old Ukrainian New Year being halfway through January, because it's based on the Old Orthodox Calendar; or how you get the Chinese New Year, which is based on a Lunar Calendar and falls roughly in February iirc ... And all of these are separate from the Secular Western "New Year". But absolutely none of them are really any different from one another in any kind of sense that would make one more or less valid; none of them are "fake" compared to another. They're all "New Years". They're just different ones- and you can make your own whenever you want without invalidating any of them.

It just blows my mind, because we legitimately should not have to be explaining to people how Calendars (both secular and religious, across multiple cultures) work on the cusp of the year 2024 — let alone what a "New Year" actually is, as a general concept, and how multiple "New Years" can co-exist at once (as well as how people are perfectly capable of celebrating multiples!) without invalidating any of the others.

#Personal #Religion & Magic #2023

[insane4fandoms]

Just Mack

Just a little concept I had for a while

@crazy-obsessed-enby

May or may not got inspired by a Stanley Parable fic

꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂

“Take the guarantee,”

You gave a small huff, a smile growing on your face, you watched as two decisions popped up on the screen. Oh how much you love In Space with Markiplier. You have run through this entire series for who know how many times, and you already know what will happen.

All the characters are great, but your absolute favorite was Mack, a supposed clone to Mark’s character. You saw a handful of people not like him, but oh how you adored his character.

Could it be because you love MatPat, or love typical smug and condescending characters that others treat as their little meow meow? Either way, he was your favorite, even if he appears in only a view videos.

Wanting to see his freak out, you decided to choose “You’re not Mark!”. So with a quick movement with your mouse, you began to move to click on the bottom video.

Your arrow glitched for a moment, which made you pause for a millisecond, but continued to enjoy your binge watch to the series. The arrow turned into the pointer, hovering over, and you pushed your finger down to click.

That was until Mack’s hand covered the video you were about to choose.

You paused, giving a double take, realizing what you were seeing was legit. Mack was actually preventing you from saying that he wasn’t Mark. You tilted your head in confusion. Maybe it was an error to your computer?

“Captain, I’m afraid I can’t let you do that, or should I say, Viewer?” You jolted, startled by the sudden voice coming from the screen. You could only stare, as Mack began to move from the paused video, raising an eyebrow and knocking over the two decisions.

“Now that that’s out of the way, I do need to have a conversation with you, and actual one,” You flinched at the sudden eye contact, still not fully processing what was happening. He notices your confusion and fear, resulting him to give a grin.

“You see, Viewer, I wasn’t always like this. Sentient and self aware. I believe I came to life around your 15th time playing,” Mack started out, swinging his legs over the video box, having the audacity to kick them slightly.

“At first, I was confused, because I should have remembered what I was doing here, seeing all of these people I knew. And this continued over and over, like my life kept getting reversed,” Mack raised an eyebrow at your direction, as if he was hinting that you were to blame.

“After a while, I had this… feeling, that I wasn’t just seeing Captain. There was something, or someone else looking, watching us, watching me,” He turned to face you, or at least in your direction, which may or may not had you feel something in your stomach.

“You, Viewer, made me realize about my whole existence. Who I was and what I was meant for. Which was, unfortunately, merely being a side character and served no other purpose,” He sighed sadly, looking down, but waved that off dismissively.

“When I found out I was nothing more than a laughable antic, with no other purpose, I had… let’s just say finding out your whole existence was a lie can hurt your mind,” He then laugh as if he made the most funniest joke ever.

“But now, I realize that not only I am a fictional character, I have worshipers. Merely a handful, but none are as devoted as you, dearest Viewer,” You should’ve known that would inflate his ego, which would be charming if he was actually real, and is not controlling your computer.

“Your words, the constant replays, those… fanfictions~,” He said with glee, probably excited to finally have people to respect him (in his eyes at least, you would bully him because he’s your favorite)

“I want to know more about my precious worshiping Viewer!” All this time, you didn’t say a single word, his last words overwhelming you, and you snapped out of your shock.

Quickly shaking your head, you minimize the YouTube tab and went to reset your computer, but suddenly your pointer didn’t move. Cursing under your breath, you froze, seeing little arms popping out of the closed icon of Google. With a simple push up, Mack stood in your taskbar, dusting himself off.

“Enough games, Viewer. Listen to me or else,” Mack growled, your screen glitching, and suddenly your pointer was gone. More panic filled your stomach, as you didn’t know what he was able to do yet, but you do know that he getting tired of your disobedience.

“My demands are simple and easy to follow, or is that too hard for you? If that’s the case, then you shouldn’t play role as Captain at all, now can you?” He snickered, placing his hands behind his back and leaned forward, so that his face was close, and you felt static between you and the screen.

“All I want is for you to visit daily on this computer, spend time with me, and let me do whatever I please,” You shook your head. You were about to refuse again, but he spoke up again when he noticed your potential refusal.

“Do realize if I’m capable of escaping the reality of “Markiplier’s” channel, I am capable of doing so much more. Don’t be a fool, Viewer, it would be a shame of harming a single strand of hair on your adorable little head,” Just as he said that, he reaches out his hand, where multicolored static was phasing through your computer.

You gasped slightly, seeing a hand like silhouette inches from your face. A sudden shock jolted through your body when it tapped your nose, and just as fast as it appeared, it was gone, with Mack placing his hand behind his back again.

“Don’t be the one everyone blames for when, certain events, happen. Do you agree or no?” He specified the last part as a threat, but that stupid smile you fell in love with was plastered on his face.

There are so many thoughts in your head. You could just unplug the computer just like that, break the screen, anything! But… you knew his damn threat wasn’t just a bluff. He was actually able to break through the Series, who knows what he’ll do to Mark’s channel, and to anything else.

It’s terrifying to think about, this whole thing is reminding you of a game you played before, but that was on purpose and was in its program, Mack was doing this in his own volition. You hesitantly nodded, which had Mack smile brightly, clear smugness and power in his eyes.

“Wonderful! Now, I want you to tell me how much you know about me, and what you think you do. Oh, how I do love your praise, don’t think I didn’t hear those amazing whispers you give under your breath,”

As much as you should hate him, his words made your face heat up. With a deep sigh, you began to tell him about what you though about him as a character, and everything else he wanted.

Its not like you have a choice, now do you?

“No, Viewer. You don’t,”

#in space with markiplier #iswm #iswm x reader #iswm mack

[emoshep]

weird rwby thought that may not make sense but i feel compelled to share.

the conversation surrounding "Monty's vision" and "the way the story was intended to go" has begun to remind me of the conversation surrounding a cancelled Fallout game known today as Van Buren.

explanation after the cut.

for those unaware: Van Buren was the working title for Black Isle's Fallout 3. no, not that Fallout 3, an older one. this Fallout 3 was going to come from the same development house as Fallout 1 and 2, and was going to be more in line with the original isometric Fallout games. long story short: some really shitty Fallout games came out (Brotherhood of Steel being the most egregious offender), Black Isle's parent company went bust, Bethesda at some point gets the property, makes a different Fallout 3 and releases to critical acclaim and shit loads of money. and so, Van Buren was dead and buried.

to quote Noah Gervais, one of the two actually good video game critics on YouTube (obviously just an opinion), "Van Buren haunts the Fallout franchise." now i don't see as much of this nowadays with the passage of time and the interest mostly going to Fallouts 4, 76 and Van Buren's spiritual successor New Vegas. but there was a time when folks would talk about Fallout 3 and there was always that one fucking jackass who just had to butt in and make the conversation about how Fallout 3 isn't "the real Fallout 3." the real Fallout 3 was going to be so much better and more fulfilling than Bethesda's "cheap" action game that "betrayed" the values of the originals.

what really grinds the gears for me is that all the hype people make about Van Buren is just that: hype. the only remnants we have of Van Buren are a tech demo, some documentation, little bits of character lore, and as far as i know, that's it. it was never actually made, and it never will be. would it have been better than Bethesda's Fallout 3? perhaps. or perhaps not. (it is, to quote Noah, "Schrödinger's Fallout.") we ultimately don't know how it would've landed, because that simply didn't happen to begin with.

that's the part that brings me to the conversation of "Monty's vision." i've seen those two words thrown around an absolute shit ton. how rwby would be so much better had it never once deviated from "Monty's vision." the story, the fight scenes, the "style," hell even the shipping wars, would've been so much more fulfilling to watch than whatever the hell Kerry and Miles (aka: Satan, apparently) would eventually cobble together. and perhaps folks are right. maybe we could've had a version of rwby that was so mind-blowingly fucking awesome and (to use Noah's wording) so utterly blinding in its perfection that a single glimpse at a single still frame of it would instantly wipe away any affection one might have for rwby as it currently exists. it totally would've been so!

see how easy it is to just say this?

here's a gut-punch for you: maybe "the real rwby" would've been better than what we got. it could also have amounted a few minutes worth of cool fight scenes that most of us forget about 15 minutes after watching. or it could've been a total flop. kind o like a certain post-apocalyptic rpg that never came out.

that's the funniest part for me. no one will know. because that version of rwby isn't what we got, and if it ever existed at all it likely doesn't now. to reuse a term from earlier, it's Schrödinger's rwby. the lid is forever sealed, the last judgement will never be rendered. and yet everyone loves to pretend that they know what's what. that if they or their preferred individual were in the driver's seat, we'd get that version of rwby that "Monty always intended." well, assuming rwby as it currently exists isn't what Monty intended. i certainly don't know, how the hell can i? i've heard two very different stories from different people who worked with the guy. what the hell do you do with that?

this isn't something authoritative or anything like that, just some thoughts. there is some difference that should be noted: Monty's dead, a lot of the old Black Isle developers are not. Monty also got work done that just wasn't used in the end while Van Buren was killed in its crib. this should not be thought of as a 1:1 kind of situation, but i do see some small parallel between the topics despite being wholly unrelated. 'cause when i see talk about "the real rwby we never got," my mind immediately jumps to "i've seen all this before, and time has not made it any more convincing."

the point: i can't but feel that it's kind of pointless to go back and forth about whether rwby, as it currently exists, is perfectly in line with what was intended at the outset. here's a fun fact for you: a lot of media doesn't do that. so when we try to answer the question of "is rwby any good," it might do to discuss the rwby that actually exists right now rather than leaning on vague hypotheticals about how it "just should've been different."

(you think it should be rewritten? fantastic! what are you waiting for? get busy.)

[strawberry-cowmilk]

Request! MC, Satan and Belphy compose and perform a song mocking Lucifer called "Poor old man." They perform at RAD so everyone can see. MC is the plays the guitar, Satan plays the drums and Belphie is the singer. Others brothers and detables react.

Hi! This is hands down one of the funniest requests I've gotten. Also finally Belphie is living his Gerard Way dreams. I hope you like what I made of it!

the obey me cast reacts to the anti lucifer league roasting lucifer at rad

mc's gender is not mentioned, not proof read

content warnings: punishment mentions

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Lucifer

lucifer turns into boomerfer the second belphie announces the song title, he knows where this is going

the only reason he won't run up the stage to put an end to this madness is because that would make him look bad

he's gonna have a lot of fun punishing satan and belphie once this is over

lucifer is disappointed in you because you actually agreed to this, you'll also get punished but in a milder way than the other two

Mammon

he is the proudest he's ever been of his little brothers

mammon is on the floor hollering and crying while trying to film the performance on his phone, the footage ends up being shaky though

actually, mammon may be planning on selling the video for money

he knows lucifer is going to punish him for laughing and filming, but it will be worth it

Leviathan

he is in no mood to be punished, so he keeps his enjoyment to himself

at some point he has to scream it out in the bathroom, though

levi also films at the little concert, but it's mostly footage of mammon screaming on the floor

after it is over, he'll ask one of you when this banger will be available on Devilfy

Asmodeus

satan actually told him what was going to happen in advance

and while asmo thought it was a terrible idea, he really wanted to see how it would play out

he takes his good camera with him to film everything just in case

lucifer ends up confiscating it though

Beelzebub

he's never been prouder of you, belphie and satan for performing on stage in front of all of rad

but the lyrics of your song are a little questionable, and lucifer looks like he's about to pop a vein

beel can't decide whether to get out of there or to stay

if he stays, he might be able to save you a bit from lucifer's wrath, but he's really not in the mood for a fight

Diavolo

'lucifer! they wrote a song about you-'

he stops speaking once he sees how angry lucifer is

maybe a rad talent show wasn't the best idea

or maybe it is, once he himself gets on stage and performs his bagpipe routine

Barbatos

oh no, they never learn, do they?

barbatos prepares for the chaos of a lifetime after the show is over

he is angry at you three for doing this, because there will surely be a scene that will escalate

the consequence of that will be that his young master can't do his bagpipe thing he was so excited for

Simeon

he actually thinks it's funny, so he laughs

but then lucifer throws a death glare his way, so he clears his throat and stops smiling

but on the inside, he's still enjoying the show

as a writer, he can appreciate the thought that went into the lyrics

Solomon

he saw this coming the second he saw you three walk onto the stage

because there's no way you'd just perform a cover of an existing song or something, right?

regardless, he likes what he sees and hears

but ge might not want to ask lucifer to forge a pact with him right now

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me scenarios #obey me imagines #omswd #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #belphegor obey me #beelzebub obey me #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #gn!mc

[idontwanttospoiltheparty]

Hi I’m sorry to bug you (pun intended) but do you mind explaining everything you listed in the 2023 tumblr bug poll. I’ve been here all year but I don’t think I understand all of the options. You have been really fun to follow this year I appreciate your presence in our community :)

thank you Anon 1 that is very kind of you to say!!!! :)

All right, buckle up folks:

Get Back day-by-day re-watch (January): In January some people on decided to rewatch the bits of Get Back from that specific date, some also went through the nagra tapes of that day. They'd make cool compilation posts with moments that stuck out to them. I just remembered it was actually called Get Backuary :) I didn't really participate though because January is a busy time for me, in general.

Beatles poll wars (around February-April): once the poll feature reached bug tumblr we started having a LOT of polls and it caused a not insignificant amount of discourse and accusations of "bootlicking" or whatever lol. Interestingly, we discovered that Paul and George have roughly the same amount of fans (taking ~35% each) and John and Ringo also have about the same amount of and only about half as many fans (~15% each).

McLennon Conspiracy Blogger Disappearance Event (April): I explained this here, though I forgot to mention that in mid-April this blogger went scorched earth and dropped off tumblr completely. One time they made a post insinuating that no one's ever bothered wondering why John was depressed in 65/66 (and implied it was because THEY knew McLennon had broken up for a while or something)… Sir, this is the John Lennon Psychoanalysis Website.

Eyes of the Storm (June): Paul published a book and held an exhibition at the National Portrait Gallery featuring tons of never before seen pictures from late 1963 to early 1964. Very fun time though people randomly claimed the majority of the pics were John when that wasn't really true lol there was just a general bias in which pictures from the gallery got shared.

Now And Then announcement + initial discourse (June): in a radio interview to promote said gallery, Paul offhand mentioned he had used Peter Jackson's AI technology to isolate John's vocal and "the last Beatles song" would be released later this year. There was a first wave of discourse from people thinking Paul was gonna use an AI-generated John vocal, rather than use AI to isolate an existing vocal (this was so frustrating because it was so clear in context what Paul meant but online news just ran with it). Then, there was a second wave of discourse (which was revived upon the songs release) over the extent of George's involvement and how much he would have wanted this.

Beatles song tournament (July–August): A sideblog was created to do a Beatles song poll battle. It got a bit intense lol. Everyone started hatejerking about Hey Jude beating A Day In The Life in the semi-finals.

Top Worm™ (August): Literally One Of The Greatest Moments On This Site. Also, let no one tell you John wasn't Top Worm. It is law.

Now And Then song + video (November): think this one's self-explanatory but basically Now And Then came out, we all reacted to it, the video came out the next day and was kinda hilariously bad but in the funniest way possible, George Discourse Part 2 and also How Much Is Paul Allowed To Change John's Song Discourse which I found puzzling lol. Someone said him removing a verse was "Paul Rewriting History". fantastic. no notes. what a time to be alive.

#ask #Anon #discourse

[lieutenant-amuel]

For character ask, I'mma be super obvious and say: Carla Delgado #3, 4, 10, 16, 24, and 30. Please and thank you!

Sure! Thank you for the ask! it’s gonna be difficult, though

3. A song that reminds me of them

Ughhh I’m terrible at associating songs with characters unless it’s Gabe or my own characters x) But I enjoyed working on the Carla video with the song Stilettos (that I made for you) and since it was super simple to choose a scene for almost every line, I’d say this song actually fits her a lot and I love it for her.

4. How many people I ship them with

You know I always said I was “a multishipper” because I was open to a great variety of romantic relationships between different characters and didn’t have strong preferences. But now I realize it means that I just don’t care about shipping x) I don’t mind Carteo, I don’t mind Gabela, I don’t mind Carla/Naomi in case it even exists, I don’t mind whatever. The only exception is Alonso because I ship him with another character, and that is one of the rare ships I actually care about and have strong feelings for.

10. Describe the character in one sentence

A sharp-tongued and powerful yet tender and skillful girl with a great love for her family?

16. A childhood headcanon

Alright, this question and the next one are extremely difficult because I have no idea XD

But alright, I think Victor, as a single dad of a girl, tried to be involved in all those girly things, like buying pretty dresses (even if they didn’t have much money) or braiding her hair (although I’m surprised why he wouldn’t just cut her hair short. Given their lifestyle it would be quite convenient) because Carla liked it and Victor just wanted to give her everything other girls around her age had.

Plus, I don’t think Victor ever hid from Carla that her grandfather was a treasurer (and yeah, she actually knows it, she mentions that her grandfather used to work in the palace), so as a little girl, she actually dreamt of living in a palace and being a princess. And the love Victor gave her made her feel like one when she was little.

24. What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone?

Hmm.

Honestly, I feel like after the finale Elena told Victor and Carla that Ash is now trapped in the Spirit World (because c’mon Elena is not a monster, she would definitely tell them) and as much as it could seem Carla was indifferent to this news, she never told Victor how crashed she actually was when she heard it? I mean, yes, Carla accepted that Ash chose power over her family but she still couldn’t attack her in Coronation Day because she never stopped loving her. Victor seems more detached, I think? Of course he wouldn’t throw a party but I don’t think he would grieve either. Unlike Carla who still loves both her parents and is too bad at showing her true emotions, as we see in The Lightning Warrior.

I’m really not sure whether it even makes sense but I just really think that Carla wouldn’t talk much about her feelings about Ash especially with Victor.

30. The funniest scene they had?

Ajhdnf I love it when she says “burn” at Esteban being locked in the dungeon, too, after his reveal. And every time she gets Mateo’s name wrong also makes me smile (I’m convinced she does it on purpose after a while)

Thank you again!

Character Ask Game

#Ask me anything #Aakjfkffk alright I’ll tag #Elena of Avalor #Carla Delgado #Headcanons #Sort of #I rarely think about Carla so I’m sorry if my answers are too simple or seem careless #Ask game

[schadenfreudich]

Hi!! I come to you since you're my dearest German mutual, and I've been learning German since 2020 and well, I can learn grammar and vocabulary but I wanna find more german (real german, not just textbook german yk) content to listen to and become more fluid!! I'm guessing you might know stuff like music and youtube channels and maybe podcasts and that sort of stuff-? It'd be very helpful! Thanks in advance :3

This is so much, especially music. We just listen to a lot of german music a wide variety. Sorry or you're welcome

Youtubers:

coldmirror: one of the longest existing youtubers, comedy

Spacefrogs: mostly political humor

Iblali: hasn't really been active on that channel but at least was funny

Hand of Blood: comedy and gaming, and weird costumes

Zeo: comedy, mostly speaks in understable german, mostly (Chill deine Basics has a character who speaks in a thick Bavarian accent)

der Heider: haven't actually watched him in a while, also thick Bavarian accent sometines

Klengan: talks about stuff happening on youtube, mostly, last video I remember was about Jeremy Fragrance

Tommy Toalingling: gay, as in he makes a lot of videos about queer topics, also he's gay (this could be helpful if you want to know more about queer terms in german)

Kegy: comedy and also I keep referencing him and no one gets it, also hasn't uploaded in 4 years

Malternativ: in case you want to listen to a german man scream about annoying things (he's funny, I promise)

MiiMii: really hard to describe, weird drawings

Rob Bubble: politic humor, Anti-Webvideopreis (for the worst video of the year)

Podcasts:

Brainpain (by Heider and Klengan)

einer von den Guten (having actually listened to that one, but Zeo is one of them. so it can't be bad)

nicht mehr ganz Twitter (also includes Zeo and the guy who did Iblali)

Lästerschwestern (by Rob Bubble)

I really don't listen to a lot of podcasts, but those exist and the people aren't awful in other media)

Not a podcast, but an audiobook:

Känguru-Chroniken: have you ever wanted to listen to a story about a communist kangaroo and an anarchist artist? Because this is that. It's really funny.

Music:

Comedian Harmonists: you should definitely listen to "mein kleiner grüner Kaktus" at least once. They're old and made what wikipedia calls "volkstümliche Musik"

Cro: rap/pop kinda music, I recommend "Einmal um die Welt" and "Bye Bye"

die Ärzte: punk band, have themes such as death, kink, random gay lines and anti-fascism. I recommend "Junge" and "M&F", just because they're like the most popular songs. But if you want to listen to a weirder song, I'd suggest "meine Ex(plodierte Freundin)", way too happy for the fact that he's talking about his girlfriend exploding.

Die Prinzen: A cappella, "alles nur geklaut" is very popular and the funniest song to get cover

Die toten Hosen: punk band, our syskids really like "Walkampf", maybe a little too much. "Tage wie diese" and "Altes Fieber" are quite popular. Also "zehn kleine Jägermeister", just be aware the source of "zehn kleine [word]" is racist, if you choose to look that up, not this song, just the original one.

EAV (Erste Allgemeine Verunsicherung): they were an Austrian punk band, so if some words are confusing, that might just be because they're Austrian. Also "Ba-Ba Banküberfall", because it's really funny.

Falco: also Austrian, Neue Deutsche Welle, you should listen to "Rock me, Amadeus", "Egoist", "Dance Mephisto" and actually basically every song. We just really like Falco.

Glasperlenspiel: electro-pop, "geiles Leben" and "Echt" are really great, also "Traumtänzer" and "Legoschloss"

Haggefugg: medieval rock, "Daheim" and "Märchenwald"

Heldmaschine: industrial metal, sound similar to Rammstein (they have a song about that)

Herbert Grönemeyer: rock(?) singer, I recommend "Männer" and "Kinder an die Macht", also "etwas warmes" (that one's gay)

LaBrassBanda: So Bavarian they were Lederhosen in every picture, but they have an entire album they recorded in a cow barn, so I had to mention them

Mark Forster: pop, very popular, "Au Revoir" (and on that note, Sido, I guess) and "Chöre" are great

Max Giesinger: pop, "Wenn sie tanzt" is very nice

Megaherz: Neue Deutsche Härte, they have a cover of "Rock me Amadeus", and also "Schwarz = Religion" is great

Musica Immortalis: medieval music, I saw them in person, they only have 60 monthly listeners on spotify but they are so so good. Like, "Kraken" and "der Sturm", wonderful.

OOMPH!: one of the first bands under Neue Deutsche Härte, there is so much, so I'll recommend albums this time. "Des Wahnsinns Fette Beute", multiple queer songs, crossdressing, being scared of your own homosexuality and public gay sex with a sailor. Also one song about suicide. "Ritual", a lot of pain and suffering, also a song titled "TRRR - FCKN - HTLR", which does include the line "terror, ficken, Hitler" being shouted multiple times.

Reis Against The Spülmaschine: parodies, also only three songs but they're incredibly funny

Schattenmann: Neue Deutsche Härte, some quite explicitly sexual songs, but they're good. Like "Choleriker", which isn't about sex but is about violence and anger issues

Tanzwut: Neue Deutsche Härte but also medieval

The toten Crackhuren im Kofferraum: punk, all women, great, wonderful, I recommend "ich und mein Pony" and "Punkrock hat mir das Herz gebrochen"

Voxxclub: also very Bavarian, it's great 👍

Nena: Neue Deutsche Welle, especially "99 Luftballons" and "Irgendwie, Irgendwo, Irgendwann"

And this is more so specific songs that were a very formative experience when we were 12-15:

"ne Leiche" by SDP, Sido (yes, it's about a corpse)

"Willst du" by Alligatoah (sounds like a love song, but it's about drugs)

"Über den Wolken" by Reinhard Mey (this one is just nice)

"Monsta" by Culcha Candela (we call it the german monsterfucker song, because that woman is a literal monster and he's like "even better!")

"Major Tom (... völlig losgelöst)" by Peter Schilling (this one's sad)

"Die Da!?" by die Fantastischen Vier

"Nur ein Wort" by Wir sind Helden (just a love song)

"Stadt" by Cassandra Steen, Adel Tawil

"Perfekte Welle" by Juli

"Vom selben Stern" by Ich + Ich

"Skandal im Sperrbezirk" by Spider Murphy Gang (be aware it's about prostitues and the language is a little outdated, but the song is good)

I don't think I have to tell you about Rammstein, but also "Mann gegen Mann" is gay

#no seriously. this is so much and we just kept going #the german comedy youtubers are why our humor is the way it is. that and känguru chroniken and a few old comedy movies #comedy movies that also influenced the comedy youtubers. at least in part #that's not really relevant #hope that helped. it's at least a start. i think #i did listen to at least some of brainpain. yes #-franz