#the good old pal robbie

[siremasterlawrence]

Double Edged Words

Based on a true story from Thanksgiving

I am sitting in for Thanksgiving night dinner at exactly at eight a loud ping comes in when I receive a text from a former friend of mine who recently apologized to me for some actions and I reluctantly forgave him the biggest mistake of my lives since that whole family is full of assholes

He jokes to me I am like a dry turkey then he goes on bashing me with way too many more food scenarios as a joke so I am really not in the mood the next day to deal with him or anybody on my first red carpet event let alone his parents.

His father who I see is completely dressed to the nines for the first time he usually is a mess walking the red carpet with his hand waving at me as I roll my eyes and offer my hand to shake but instead I wake up from my day dream.

I sigh a bit later in the bathroom after the ending of the premiere he blocks me in the bathroom placing his hand on my shoulder as I realize it is him then think for a second I have my chance.

He wants to take a selfie with me but I get a bit giddy letting him set up the flash I say to him I’ll do it but the light start to flicker and I am annoyed but move on asking him if he could see into the frame.

He stares deep into the light as the lights of flash blind him on and off leaving me with perfect excuse to put him under by using the camera to take a picture of him I begin to play with his mind.

He freezes on command at a stance unable to move except to blink allowing me some time to formulate a plan so wicked I might lose myself in it but I carefully concoct until the minute his eyes pop open.

He comes to life stretching his hands in the air, yawning so loud it would scare the ghost of the hand any and never noticing me I do stop and play with his hair but he does not even react.

“You can’t seem me, you hear my voice the voice of reason.”

“You did not treat your son’s friend Lawrence right you have to pay the piper.”

“No need to speak, their is only one think you can do.”

“You need to pay for your issues”

“You can start by being his slave “

“Kneel at his feet and kiss it”

“Know you are his property”

“Love him, love for him “

“Obey all his commands”

“Boom”

“Huh! Hey! What happened?”

“Oh Master! How can I please you?”

His eldest son Robbie is in hell seeing his old man doing something so out of character as he stands on stage looking like a damn ass fool and doing as his ex pal say like in a Hypnosis show.

Unfortunately for him the music starts to hit playing a beat he cannot stop it raises into the threshold of the roof he starts to do a very stupid dance consuming him loosing it in into a stream of insanity.

“Join us Robbie follow everything your father does.”

“Oh Master! How can I please you?”“Hope Everyone! Pay Attention Please” I say to the crowd.

“Meet my pal Jon! He is a asshole”

“Yes! I am the worst type”

“Hahahaha” the crowd erupts

“A real monkey! This one”

“Enter the audience while I sing”

“To all you fuckers who I hate “

“Let me play you a song “

“Ooooohhhhhh! Yyyeeeaaaahhh”

“I bet you think you won, like a dagger plunge into my soul”

“Killing me on site…lalalala “

“No such luck and I am here to fight “

“Break a few bones, a good whip and we still won’t be right as rain”

“I can see you dancing now”

“Addicted to my every word “

“Clap your hands and give me some to “

“Strip your close “

“Nanana”

Colton is the younger one grinding his ass on the floor as my debut single for the movie is burrowing deep into their brains nothing can stop it now as I am subliminally in his head reprogramming him in everything way and manner possible.

“Colton you look good in pink”

“Take it off “

“Dance your ass off”

“Showcase your body”

“Woo so smooth”

“You want to do it “

“My body is your play ground “

“You cannot deny me”

“You see it the flash “

“Blinding lights “

“The world spins”

“You have fallen “

“Just like the sound of my voice “

“Your heart beats”

“We join as one “

“Pumping in sync”

“You have fallen for me”

“You are mad and crazy “

“Give in for me”

“Leap off the ground“

“Sweet dear my bliss”

The end

#Jon Hamm #robbie amell #colton haynes #hot daddy slave #sons #A New Hierarchy #true stories

[clarencethemouse]

Robby Keene Relationship Headcanons

I’m sorry this boy is literally my son. If anyone dares hurt him in this fantastical world I will personally hunt you down and harvest your kneecaps with a melon spoon and feed them to my army of goats :)

starting off strong, if you dare break his heart I hope you sit in fresh house paint

I hope your fork slides into the syrup pool of your pancake plate

alright!

a good majority of this depends on when your relationship starts off. And how

I can maybe do another where you met while he was with Trey and Cruz and not making the world’s best decisions

But let’s ignore the time right now. For the sake, let’s say you started off as friends. Just good ol’ pals. Then things turn to more without either of you dum dums noticing

his view of the situation once it comes to light:

you? Enjoy his company? You look forward to times when you can see him? preposterous

YOU? Show him unconditional love and affection? You want him to wake up and go to sleep every single day fulfilled and happy? unbelievable

boy is a little touch starved

love language is either touch or acts of service, those being cooking for you. Can’t decide. You pick :)

it’s a very common idea I’ve seen that he’s touch starved as heck. Literally. Mans needs to be within three feet of you at all times or he malfunctions

Robby.exe has stopped working 

I think his ideal date would just be the two of you chilling at either’s place in each other’s arms, with a cheesy scifi from the last century on in front of you. Pizza, popcorn with your favorite candy, the works. It’s literally all this boy needs

and that’s okay :)

(I know this is seen everywhere. Everyone seems to have the same idea with his ideal date and love language. But the thing is... we’re right.)

I know. Tanner Buchanan told me so

that being said, he doesn’t like you staying at his place very often, but knows you love it. Cause you love him and everything that comes with him. You never push, though, if he starts to get outright uncomfortable with you spending so many nights over. Pushing his limits is not your goal

if you aren’t one to pick up on social cues, I feel like Robby would find a way to gently nudge the topic of staying at your place once in a while, just so he can get away from the constant nagging feeling of being a burden on your lifestyle. 

I feel like he would do anything to avoid letting you down, but can be assertive. Robby isn’t a baby, we know this. He cherishes relationships, but knows how to defend himself

Shannon only being present 2/5 instances bothers you, though. 

but it is a free apartment... wink wink...

do you need breakfast one morning while staying at the apartment. Once he finds out, no you don’t. Not anymore. Boy is ready to prepare a five course meal

Sam was jealous of you at the beginning. understandable

but she moved on

I feel like he would be more interested in learning your interests and hobbies over teaching you his. Now, this is not to say he won’t be completely down to teach you skateboarding and a few simple Miyagi secrets (depending on timeline, of course). But I think if given the choice of how to spend an afternoon, he would automatically choose your hobby. Just cause he’s so freaking interested in you. You’re so cool! And he wants to be involved in whatever brings that smile to his face he loves so much. Cause if he can do it whenever, then IMAGINE the power he will hold over you. IMAGINE the smiles he will inflict upon you

don’t fight me on that one

this boy has immaculate music taste and has introduced you to half of your spotify. You have several playlists entirely dedicated to what he’s introduced you to alone 

whether you’re in a dojo or not, this boy is willing to snap an old man’s back into tiny chunks if it ensured you got even one more week of peace from this karate war. He almost needed to-

I see him at any dojo you decide, which makes his loyalties a little tougher, considering how fluid he is in canon. And maybe you go with him back and forth. Wherever you are, he needs to be there with you 

Like stated previously, he needs to be within three feet of you at all times. There are no exceptions

He’s so protective over you cause he knows what happens when couples loose their traction. And he knows what happens when commitment isn’t as tightly strung as it’s pictured up front. He vowed to himself to never treat you how he’s seen his mom treated by men she brought home. And certainly, never, to leave at your most vulnerable point. Like Johnny. 

One time during season 3 he felt himself slipping away, and beat himself up over it for weeks. Cause once he caught it, the damage was already done

how you two sorted that out is up to you (I’m not telling you how you would react in certain dire situations)

and season 3 was a trying time for you as a couple. With him being locked away, the karate war at a height, and Kreese’s grip strong as ever

but Robby got you back in the end, in whatever way. Because he’s lost too much over the past 17 years. And he will not allow the latest loss to be you

he does play the drums. And guitar. And yes, he has written a song about you. Will you ever hear it? No. He’s too nervous you’ll hate it and walk away, never to be seen again

but there it ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR HIM TO THINK THIS

just to be clear, if you dare hurt him in any way shape or form I will hunt you down and grind one (1) leg of each chair in your dining room down one centimeter. I will do it. Don’t try me

but we won’t need to get to that point. Right ???

thank you for understanding

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these were really general. But it’s okay!

Robin

#robby keene #robby keene imagine #robby keene x reader #cobra kai #cobra kai imagine

[mlobsters]

supernatural s11e4 baby (w. robbie thompson)

i've seen a number of gifs from this episode and i've built it up in my mind as an episode i should enjoy which makes me nervous to watch it :S

enjoying the variety of shots being in baby's pov and the guitar man by bread, nice choice (night after night who treats you right)

very fic-ish slice of life domestic vibes. both jared and jensen seem to be leaning into their accents more than usual, i often wonder about that. what decides when they do it, if it's a choice (i can only imagine it is). anyway, it's very... homey. relaxed

very normal

ack making me cry with all these smiles and sweetness. robbie, this is the fanservice i needed (and deserved). goddamn what a breath of fresh air it's like concentrated version of old times with just the two of them, but being relaxed and happy for a minute as the cherry on top.

DEAN Piper? That's awesome. Heather. One-night wonders, man. Shoot, we're lucky we still get that at all. SAM Really? You don't... ever want something more? DEAN I'm sorry, have you met us? We're batting a whopping zero in domestic life, man. Goose eggs. SAM You don't ever think about something? Not marriage or whatever. But... something? You know, with a hunter? Somebody who understands the life? DEAN Have you not heard a single word Bob's been singing about? You're tired. I can tell. You're exhausted. Well, I'm still wired, so I'm gonna pull over, get some gas. You hop in the back, get some Z's 'cause, buddy, you earned 'em. Proud of ya! Piper. Mmm. Man, she smelled good, too.

yes, sam, you're right. dean should consider settling down with a hunter—oh wait. wonder what that "have you not heard a single word bob's been singing about" means though. i'm not that familiar with his catalogue of work :p

was someday soon in this show before or am i getting weepy over it because it was used in a fic? signs point to a fic

He loves his damned old rodeo As much as he loves me Someday soon, going with him Someday soon

--

JOHN You okay, pal? You look a little spooked. It's nice to be back behind the wheel. Looks like Dean's taken good care of this old beast. Seems like he's taken good care of you, too.

literally sobbing what even is happening. wish fulfillment that dean could get the parental approval and validation that he did a good job with sam, and acknowledging how much he did raising him.

and this has nothing to do with my own dead father issues and desperate desire for approval, no way.

that i'm not pissy that it's john saying it should say how much this kicked me in the gut

JOHN What you said about relationships, wanting something more... I never wanted this for you boys. This life. Not really. SAM We turned out okay. JOHN You did, didn't you? But that was on you boys. You did that, not me. SAM Well, you played your part. JOHN I did my best, anyway, for what it was worth. SAM This isn't real. JOHN I never could fool you, could I?

so is this lucifer? show brought him up making a fuss in the cage with the darkness busting out, and the whole i never could fool you thing. like he showed up as jess (??) in a dream did sam figure it out? no, he didn't know. hmmm. surely not god though :p

SAM I prayed when I was in that church, and I saw... something. And now, here you are, whoever you are, whatever you are. What the hell is this? JOHN Dream. Vision. Call it what you want. The message is still the same. The Darkness is coming... and only you boys can stop it.

again, i rag on the musical score a lot but the foley and overall sound design minus the score tends to really be noticeably good. and i really like what they did with the sound and the filming in this scene. where there's kind of a low wavering thrumming hum and their voices sound more close up. and i really liked that they didn't do any noise hits when he flashes back briefly to the torture vision, it was just a little extra very low soft bass thumping with the flashes. all that combined with these super tight close shots of their faces kind of adds to the slightly uneasy/unreality feeling. very nice

DEAN Welcome to the Winchester Motel. We don't have cable, but we do have room service. You were singing in your sleep, that song mom loved that dad used to always play for us. I think I've actually still got the tape.

great, another song i can have an additional layer of weepiness over, confirmed mom favorite.

SAM I think I've been having visions, too, lately. I mean, it's just images. I mean, more of a feeling, really. But I just had one right now, and Dad was in it. But it wasn't dad like the Dad that I grew up with. It was Dad when he was our age. And I guess it wasn't even really Dad. It was someone pretending to be Dad and -- DEAN Okay, what makes you say that? SAM For starters, he told me everything I wanted to hear.

you and me both, friend

dean really going in on the accent in this conversation in the car. i'm not one to anthropomorphize cars (i love cars and my car) but they're definitely getting to me with that whole.. baby has bore witness to so many conversations and fights and... like the hannibal quote

from s2e13 mizumono HANNIBAL You sit in that chair, as you have so many times before. It holds among its molecules the vibrations of all our conversations ever held in its presence.

also my own personal wish granted that sam would own up to something he was hiding, the visions are a start

SAM He said, "God helps those who help themselves." I mean, maybe these visions are coming from God. DEAN Whoa. Pump the brakes.

brief terror that lucifer is getting those prayers and will lead our sam the (at times) believer astray because he thinks it's god

the wins keep coming, sam telling dean about being infected. thank you, robbie, good sir. to keep things reasonable dean blows off the visions because he's mad or whatever

DEAN Come on, man. That quote? "God helps those who help themselves"? God didn't say that. That's not even in the Bible. That's an old proverb that dates way back to Aesop. I read.

it's so hit or miss on whether dean is well read or it's a joke that he doesn't know about stuff. consistency! 🥴 he read the odyssey, didn't know who calliope is, etc. i know i've talked about this before but can't find it.

DEAN I have that dream every couple of months. Kind of comforting, actually.

and dean's dream about john and having a normal life? i haven't felt this many feelings since probably s5. and all the little domestic canon tidbits they're feeding us, just wow

DEAN I know what you're trying to do here. You're trying to find some -- some greater meaning to it all. Right? Some fate to what went down. But I'm telling you, Sam. The Darkness? It's on us. And no one's gonna help us, certainly not God, so we'll have to figure this thing out, like we always do. But until then we hunt.

don't love how he's blowing him off (though i mean, not terribly unexpected), do appreciate that sam reiterated that he doesn't think it was just a dream

even in the fake recreated car interior sam looks so uncomfortably cramped. and as ever consider there's an actual roof over their heads to contend with when contemplating them full on fucking back there in fic :p

the deputy i looked up because he's a redhead and looks kinda like sheriff stilinksi from teen wolf, it's the guy that was in a different ep of spn (7x04) that i looked up because he's pale and freckly. and he was in altered carbon.

it's so interesting how natural the episode is flowing even with the rather large limitation of having everything take place in the car, and not feel gimmicky. even this little interlude with the girls on the joyride is lifted by an excellent song choice, and the scene seems to be referencing the video, and they're doing an actual car stunt that we get to see from the inside

what a banger, damn and that video is amazing. only m.i.a. song i knew was paper planes via slumdog millionaire

okay well having an emotional breakdown every 5 minutes apparently has made this such that i can't wrap this up tonight. tbc

all right i was a little higher than anticipated yesterday so we'll see if the ✨Feelings ✨are the same with nothing in my system

was thinking last night that dean would likely notice his car being dusty as shit after doing donuts in a dirt lot :P but i'm glad she got to have her fun consequence-free, and Baby too

silly

so pleased with himself. this is all very cute honestly. it could have gone over the top slapstick having to keep dealing with this were-pire that won't die, but there was some restraint. the muffled growling and snarling from the cooler is just the right kind of goofy for me (not having music i think helps)

MRS. MARKHAM Your family. You do anything for them, don't you? DEAN Absolutely. Yeah, but not if it costs too much. [ Chuckles ] MRS. MARKHAM No. You do everything for them. Everything else is meaningless.

little on the nose but i'll take it :p that extended fight scene inside the car with her was a lot but

DONELLY It's like I said, I need help, every strong hand I can find. And I need an army to fight the Darkness. Oh, it's comin', for all of us. There's nothing hunters or any human can do about it.

is there some sort of monster memo going out about the darkness? we all need to band together against the darkness!

i give my car kisses like that too LOL

awkward

<3

DEAN We'll get Cas to fix you up. SAM Only if he fixes you up, too. DEAN Okay, mom. Let's go home. SAM You know what? We are home.

thank you, robbie.

There was no score for this episode. All music was diegetic: either coming from an outside source or the Impala's cassette deck. The scenes used in the episode for the Impala's cassette deck were used from 5.22 Swan Song.

i'm not gonna say that this episode was way better for not having a score, wait. no. i am gonna say it. thank you, for that choice

During the filming of the episode, during the scenes where the Deputy Donelly attacks Dean, Jensen found the remains of the Impala that was smashed up at the end of 1.22 Devil's Trap.

i can't remember an episode i wholeheartedly enjoyed as much as this one in a long damned time. i needed that. along with some somewhat cathartic sobbing :p skin cleared, crops watered, etc

#Youtube #supernatural #spnwatch #spn 11x04 #spn baby #m.i.a. #music #teach grant #spn musical score #or lack thereof *rimshot* #on absent fathers (excused with a note) #mygifs

[freddiekolbeck]

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT TASK 001: FAMILIES

louis kolbeck (alain delon): freddie's granddad was an actor that is past his prime. you would only know him if you were into old gangster movies, or really bad hallmark movies. pals with the likes of robert de niro and al pacino, though they didn't help him out when he drowned the family in debt due to his gambling addiction. freddie has only had a handful of interactions with him, and he learned where his father got it from. freddie has never really had a relationship with him, besides all the comparisons of how he's starting to look like a younger louis.

ralph kolbeck (nikolaj coster-waldau): an ogden alumni. born with a distaste for his surroundings, from his irresponsible father who couldn't be bothered to raise him to the debt collectors who were knocking on his door. his mother died when he was young and he was forced to raise himself. he had the drive to be better and a thirst for success. he vowed to provide for his family, to be a good father and husband but his priorities misaligned along the way. business became more important, he depended on alcohol to relieve his stress, and a poorly timed pregnancy threw a spanner in the works. he did not want a son, which in turn made him an angry man. freddie realised this later on in life.

cassie luker (margot robbie): ralph's current girlfriend, an up-and-coming actress. they've been dating for four years. her career has sky rocketed since. cassie and freddie had starred in a movie together, where she played his older sister. after he was blacklisted, she gave an interview about how unpleasant the set had been due to a young diva. freddie has been caught liking tweets which talk badly of her relationship with his dad.

naomi kolbeck née capper (sienna miller): a failed actress who once had stars in her eyes. she moved to la from a small town with dreams of making it big, and she was willing to do anything to get there. she really did love ralph, but she hadn't expected him to not lift a finger to help her career. so when he told her he'd gotten the maid pregnant, she'd convinced herself she always wanted kids. she was delighted when freddie expressed an interest in acting, despite pushing him in that direction, and she grew to love being his mother, for all the opportunities it gave her. divorcing ralph had been a long time coming, and running back to freddie with her tail between her legs had been humiliating. she was willing to grovel for his forgiveness. luckily he'd been willing to give her a chance, but their relationship remains strained, as he starts to realise that she'll never change.

jo woods (jaime pressly): freddie's birth mom. she'd been the maid at the kolbeck household whilst he was growing up. he watched as she was treated poorly, or as if she wasn't even there. he learned from his parents and acted no differently. but it'd come as a surprise to him when she quit her job, once it'd all become too much for her. she wrote him a letter, explaining everything, which he only read a few years later. they met and talked for hours, and he cried in her arms. he'd been sending her money ever since, but he's rarely seen her after finding out she had another family of her own. he had text her a photo of cassie after the news of his dad's new relationship broke out, pointing out how alike they look, to which jo replied: she's pretty, but are you okay? looking back on it, to his memory, she'd been the only one to ask him that whilst growing up, despite his behaviour towards her.

#ogdentask #hehe x

[tracybirds]

friendship is magic and i'm thinking hard about tracy fam and their relationships <3 this is simply a list of possibilities for me to use to pick and choose :D Named characters are background characters, then I'm listing the circles they run in

just some silly fun for a thursday morning, gonna go do dishes and maths now :D

SCOTT

Marion Van Arkel

Kat Cavanaugh

Asher and Finn

Toshi Murakami

tracy industries people

uni friends (the man needs people to geek out about maths with)

personally i don't think he kept in touch with any air force people but i guess there's them too

VIRGIL

Cass McCready

online engineering community (as in Nutty's V.T. Green bc i'm never not obsessed with that fic)

art group

orchestra friends

jazz band buds (Virgil is in a jazz band and they meet up monthly for jazz band shenanigans)

JOHN

Ridley O'Bannon

Tycho Reeves (trust me on this one, I know they didn't really interact but also trust me)

space fam (neighbours group chat but the neighbours are all in space.... they have a chess tournament once a year)

stingray fandom friends

astrophysics nerds

GORDON

Robby Shelby

Buddy and Ellie Pendergast

Scraps

enviro friends (*cough cough* @gumnut-logic's Raoul Island crew)

old swim team

WASP buddies

ALAN

Brandon Barrenger

Conrad

cavern quest / gaming friends

homeschool "pen pals"

Alan needs more friends the poor kid must get lonely :'(

KAYO

Wayne Rigby

Doyle

Andi Houseman

GDF buds that Rigby introduces her to

she has the whole tracy fam so it's a little different for her i think bc she gets to live with her best friends* all the time

BRAINS

Moffie

a select few other science friends

his sister's acting friends that have adopted him (based on the linked headcanon)

GRANDMA TRACY

Kip Harris (get it Grandma!!!)

i like to think she's in an aviation club

also doctor friends :D

give me a stitch and bitch for grandma lol

keeps in touch with all the kansas friends <3

JEFF

Lee Taylor

Colonel Casey

Ned Tedford (once Jeff comes back and they go rescue this hapless man AGAIN, Jeff invites him back for dinner and they become good friends I'm holding onto this one)

air force buddies

rich people pals

Penelope's Dad (Hugh????)

*disclaimer that my personal interpretation of kayo is that she's a good friend who is like a sister and the six of them casually refer to each other as such but isn't actually adopted bc her dad by all accounts is still alive and all that and personally I found the way TAG handled that weird.... but my experience is that I call my two best friends sisters without a trace of irony bc our families were closely intertwined and i've known them since birth and grown up with them. I even lived with them for a time as a child when my parents couldn't look after me. That's what Kayo and the boys feels like to me and is obvs very influenced by my own experience of being sent to live with another family while growing up.

#this is mostly for me and my thoughts #i'm sure there's people I've forgotten lol #thunderbirds are go

[aerialworms]

hello dear mutual! I have a question. I'm no longer in the fandom but I like watching from the sidelines. there was a poll asking if destiel will still be made canon and my question is: how. isn't the prequel planned about the parents? I would love an explanation cause I don't understand. thank you so much!!

Hello there friend!! I'm happy to explain, I love rambling about this batshit show so much!

So yes, the prequel is about the parents, but I'm not sure how much you know about it so here's a little primer: from what I've seen, it's actually Dean telling the story of how his parents met and fell in love, presumably while he's up in Heaven post-finale (y'know, where Cas is also supposed to be). Jensen and his wife Daneel are executive producing, and the prequel is being showrun by Robbie Thompson, known for writing such episodes as Goodbye Stranger (the crypt scene my beloved!!!!!!), Meta Fiction ("What makes a story work? Is it the plot, the characters, the text? The subtext?"), and Fan Fiction (the musical ep! With Sam teasing Dean about destiel!). So from the get-go everyone was like 👀 because Robbie has always been a destiel-positive writer! Plus, apparently, Daneel's favourite character is Cas, so it would make sense for them to bring Cas back if they (and Misha) wanted!

Please bear in mind that I haven't actually watched any of the prequel, i've just been living vicariously through my dash. People who have actually watched it/know more than me please feel free to add on/correct me!

So, to my knowledge, the reasons people are thinking they might make Destiel canon in the prequel are (in no particular order):

a) A few weeks ago there was an episode that had Gabriel (as played by Richard Speight Jr) as the MOTW and also had a background cameo from Rob Benedict in a very bad wig (unclear if that was Chuck or not), and there have been quotes from (i think) Robbie saying that they're only having cameos from OG SPN actors if it's relevant to the story they want to tell (and since the Rob cameo was not explained or plot-relevant people are thinking they're possibly going to do a Chuck won scenario? It could turn out that he was never actually defeated in 15.19 and now Dean has to show up to fight him again (and get Cas back?? maybe??))

b) In that same episode, there was a scene where Mary and John look at a picture of some dude who'd given them a clue or talked to John or something - it was Dean! So he's alive again, briefly, in the 70s. Could be time travel, could be he's escaped from Heaven. So if Dean is around in the show, whether just as narrator or as a character in the story, he has the potential to go rogue and look for Cas, or be telling the story to Cas up in Heaven. In either case, there is the potential for canon destiel, if they (Jensen, Daneel, Robbie, Misha, etc.) decide they want to do that.

c) Jensen has said various things at cons recently which are kinda 👀, including that he'd have been happy to keep going on SPN for another 6 years, and, most recently (this weekend), which I think sparked the poll you were talking about - that if Dean and Cas reunited Dean would say "Hey, can we talk about that goodbye a little bit?" and then joked that nah, it would be more like "hey, buddy, good to see you, old pal" but THEN said "I don't know, maybe we'll get to see that, that would be interesting" (Here's a gifset of him saying that if you're interested)

Also this:

[ID: Tweet from Toni @JensFloofHair.

JENSEN WANTS TO FILM A NEW ENDING FOR SUPERNATURAL, THE ONE HE HAD DREAMED OF. ABOUT A 2 DAY SHOOTING, HE SAYS.

Misha: I mean, you have the Impala.

Damn right, nothing stopping them!!

#JIB11 /End ID]

It's no secret that Jensen Did Not like the finale, apparently Eric Kripke had to talk him into it and he still makes salty jokes about it even now. Add the fact that he got someone else to film the confession for him because he wanted to have a record of it, and has said they cut out key parts of his performance in that scene (which is why the editing of it is so janky). So it's possible that he intended for there to be actual reciprocation in that scene and, well, now he's got the reins. He could do it if he wanted!!!

d) The prequel finale - airing next Tuesday, Jack help us - is titled "Hey, that's no way to say goodbye". Which was already kinda 👀 before the con this weekend, but combined with Jensen saying Dean would say "can we talk about that goodbye a little bit?" is um. Look I don't wanna get my hopes up. But also........ 👀👀👀

I think the prevailing theories at the moment (from what I've seen on my dash) are that either:

a) They're baiting us to keep interest in the prequel (I trust Robbie but I don't really trust Jensen, so this seems likely)

b) They really are gonna bring Cas back, either as him being the one Dean is telling this story to up in Heaven, or using that Rob Benedict cameo to retcon the finale and make the show about breaking free of Chuck's control for realsies this time (which hopefully means Cas actually showing up and not being explained away in one line like the finale)

Like I said, I don't wanna get my hopes up because I don't quite trust Jensen. But. Given Robbie Thompson showrunning and Daneel loving Cas and Jensen dropping all these maybe-maybe-not hints. If they DID make destiel canon. I would not be surprised.

Well maybe a little bit but in an "I can't believe I was right" way.

#my asks #artie talks #spn #jensen #bts #spn prequel #this got long lmao like i said i love to ramble #i tried to cover all the points! let me know if you want me to elaborate on anything though #personally i think that if they do decide to bring cas back they'll have him do a “hello dean” or something in the prequel finale #to hook people for the next season #or if they cant get misha for whatever reason this season they'll have dean show up and mention off hand that he's looking for cas #im leaning very far toward “oooooh i think theyll do it” but also. ive been burned before *tjlc flashbacks* #ill never trust a showrunner again #unless robbie does make destiel canon in which case im gonna marry him #also i think this is my first time talking to you hi hello! you activated my hyperfixation trap card i hope i dont scare you off 😅 #my dms are open if you wanna chat more! #meta #destiel

[xx-vergil-xx]

i remember back in like chapter six?? seven?? we were all commenting excitedly about the heist so just know that that's me again with the odyssean road trip--i've been rotating the black sails interpretation of the winnowing oar in my mind ever since i finished chapter thirty-four: “odysseus, on his journey home to ithaca, was visited by a ghost. the ghost tells him that once he reaches his home, once he slays all his enemies and sets his house in order, he must do one last thing before he can rest. the ghost tells him to pick up an oar and walk inland and keep walking until someone mistakes that oar for a shovel. for that would be the place that no man had ever been troubled by the sea. and that’s where he’d find peace." like yes!!! journey so far that your love becomes unrecognizable!!!. also the sequence of dialogue after "but i—christ, robbie, are you really going for good?" made me WEEP. (also i tried? to tag you in a post? but i guess even that's broken? so i'll just link it: loveletter2you.tumblr.com/post/654958309053497344)

hello my old pen pal <3 im so thrilled that ur excited for the road trip I too am so excited to write the road trip my god I love driving. I love the feeling of just being on the road I love the windows down I love seeing new things new places I love love love road trips

AND NOW THAT IS LIVING IN MY MIND FOR FREE OH MY GOD "journey so far that your love becomes unrecognizable" YEAH. YEAH. YOUR MIND. to go somewhere where the greatest magnitude of what you are is totally unknown. where you can feel complete and perfect anonymity, where even the context of your life isn't recognized. it's untethering and freeing in the same breath. oh my good lord im going to be thinking about this odysseus moment forever and also like images of travel of quest of seeking solace in the journey towards solitude like. contemplative meditative travel where the object isn't so much a singular place as it is a state of being, maybe embodied in a place and maybe only embodied in the path. god. GOD.

glad to have elicited tears w that dialogue <3 I think so much about how much hob has to carry. and he's a guy who needs and loves and wants people and wants to be known by people and like, the vast majority of his life is beyond telling. what is that like, you know? to sit next to your best friend with your whole history just dying on your tongue?

HEY I LOVE THAT POST SO MUCH <3 (my tags are broken everything's broken staff please help me) all the ways we end things, man the amharic really got me too like to end with a request for an exchange, like like like the human experience being contingent on swapping narratives, man, MAN, anyway wonderful wonderful post thank you for sharing it <3

anyway road trip odyssey currently under construction, and thank you for dropping by friend <3

#hounds #the sandman #dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #I love thinking abt journeys #literally never going to stop thinking about the odysseus oar story #actually that will be dictating my entire approach to this next chunk I can't lie #good lord #lovely to hear from you pen pal <3 #vergil says hello #<3 <3 <3

[grwnup]

                                           𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓...                                                                                      LYLA JANE MOORE

margot robbie  &  she/her  /  cis woman  ‷  watch  out,  lyla jane moore  has  crash-landed  into  roswell !  she  looks  thirty-two years old  and  celebrates  her  birthday  on  the  thirteenth of december.  she  is  from  roswell, new mexico  and  resides  in  aurora apartments  and  is  currently  working  as  an animal handler.  one  thing  you  should  know  about  her  is  she once held the new mexico record for longest time held on the mechanical bull  ‷

about  lyla  jane... 

1.  being  the  eldest  sister  was  a  job  she  never  applied  for  that  came  with  little  appreciation.  she  was  the  babysitter  that  never  got  paid,  the  maid  that  never  got  a  thank  you,  and  the  chef  that  never  got  compliments.  while,  lyla  figures  now,  her  parents  hadn’t  intended  on  putting  so  much  responsibility  on  their  child  ---  they  had.  the  child  herself  becoming  the  parent  on  a  day  to  day  basis.  wake  your  sister  up  and  make  sure  she  gets  dressed  for  school.  drive  your  brother  to  their  baseball  practice  and  pick  them  up  in  an  hour.  watch  over  your  siblings  and  make  sure  they  don’t  get  into  any  trouble.  whatever  childhood  and  teenage  dream  lyla  had  envisioned  for  herself  was  stolen  until  finally  she  couldn’t  take  it  anymore.

2.  when  sparrow  disappeared,  lyla  had  taken  the  blame.  felt  the  guilt.  worried  enough  for  the  entire  family.  upon  their  return,  lyla  couldn’t  forgive  them  and  decided  to  leave  herself.  when  distancing  herself  from  her  family,  she  was  amazed  at  how  easy  it  was  and  how  good  it  felt  to  be  alone.  for  the  first  few  months,  lyla  didn’t  know  what  to  do  with  the  day  as  she  never  had  so  much  time  purely  for  her  own  hopes  and  wants.  without  a  college  degree  (  having  taken  a  year  off  to  help  with  the  family  and  then  just  never  pursuing  it  ),  she  had  stumbled  upon  a  job  at  the  ranch.  it  turns  out  that  taking  care  of  animals  wasn’t  as  difficult  as  taking  care  of  her  siblings. 

3.  nowadays,  lyla  has  become  a  wild  personality  ---  every  day  a  pursuit   of  making  up  for  lost  time;  living  out  the  life  she  wished  she  had  when  she  was  younger.  when  she  isn’t  out  on  the  ranch,  riding  the  horses  and  feeding  the  animals,  she’s  at  the  bar  singing  karaoke  and  betting  on  pool  games.  or  going  on  late  night  drives  and  gazing  up  at  the  stars,  hoping  to  spot  an  ufo  with  her  own  eyes.  when  it  comes  to  her  family,  she  doesn’t  avoid  them  or  want  them  completely  out  of  her  life.  however,  there  is  a  clear  barrier  and  years  of  hurt  that  need  mending. 

headcanons... 

without  a  doubt,  her  favorite  movie  is  bill  and  ted’s  excellent  adventure.  she  has  two  ferrets  named  after  them. 

would  quit  her  job  to  work  at  medieval  times  IMMEIDATELY  if  roswell  ever  opened  one  up 

finds  the  thought  of  aliens  fantastic  and  terrifying  all  at  once  and  that  is  purely  due  to  the  movie  signs 

is  a  scaredy  cat  and  will  jump  into  your  lap  in  a  scary  movie

scams  tourist  out  of  their  money  while  playing  pool  at  the  bar

go  to  song  for  karaoke  is  chiquitita  by  abba

a  very  good  bowler 

wanted  connections...

wanted  connections  for  lyla  are...  friends,  karaoke  pals (0/2),  ufo  sighting  partner,  late  night  driving  friend,  exes (0/2),  hook  ups  (0/2),  friendly  neighbors,  childhood  friend,   ex-friend,  ex  from  high  school,  drinking  partner,  bowling  team  (0/5),  horror  movie buddy,  etc !

𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙮...

twenty-six,  kst,  she/her  !  in  love  with  j  names  and  stars  wars!  so  happy  to  be  here  and  writing  with  all  of  you ! please  message  me  for  any  kind  of  plot  or  connection <3

#roswellintro #again not reading it back but heRE'S LYLA!

[markwatkinsconsumerguide]

Consumer Guide / No.127 / Joe Williams of MODERN AGE BAND, with Mark Watkins.

MW: Tell me about the band - the name, the members, the sound you make...

JW:  MODERN AGE BAND consists of - Joe Williams (19) (me!) : vocals + guitar, Charlie Holden (18) : vocals + bass, Corey Pitt (18) : vocals + guitar and David Vine (17) : drums

We started back in 2019, with me, Charlie, David and Jamie Cartwright who is no longer in the band but has his own great solo project going on.  Corey joined at the beginning of 2022 after Jamie’s departure and that’s when we started taking on the clubs in Liverpool, playing sets of all of our own material, which compared to playing covers in pubs for a few years was a real joy for us. 

Now 2 years on we’ve got a loyal fan base starting to brew. 

The sound we make, to narrow it down, consists of some psychedelic rock, mixed with blues, Americana and Indie, just to name a few. We like to have a lot of different sounds with our songs as we think it’s important as a band to keep fresh ideas coming. For example, some songs that might inspire us to write a song could range from an old hidden folk gem that we’ve found on Spotify, to a hip hop track that has a cool bass line. That’s why it’s hard for us to put just one genre on our music because each song is it’s own vibe in a way.

MW: What do you currently like about "the modern age"?

JW: We’re big fans of the footy, me and David supporting Liverpool and Charlie supporting Everton, Corey doesn’t care much for the football. 

And of course we’re big fans of going to gigs, we’ve all got a few coming up this year, Corey and David are seeing King Gizzard in Liverpool in May and I’m seeing Paul Weller in July, just to name a couple.

MW: What are you reading, watching and listening to at the moment?

JW: At the moment I’m reading Robbie Robertson’s autobiography “Testimony”. It’s a really good insight into what it was like to go out on the road as a band non stop through the 50s, 60s and 70s. It’s a great read, some amazing stories - would definitely recommend it if you're a fan of The Band or just music in general. 

As for TV, I’ve just finished a series called “The Serpent” about serial killer Charles Sobhraj, which was a dark but interesting watch - would also recommend.

I’m currently listening to a lot of different music, but these are some I’ve had on repeat a lot lately:

Queens Of The Stone Age, The Verve, Paul McCartney & Wings, The Band and MF DOOM. 

MW: Have you ever found anything good in a charity shop? 

JW: The best thing I’ve found in a charity shop is an original 1976 pressing of “Wings Over America” for £2 in Ormskirk, I was made up. 

MW: Is having a Mayor of Liverpool worthwhile? How does your Mayor compare to the one in Manchester?

JW: To be completely honest, as we’re only young lads we don’t pay a huge amount of attention to what’s going on with mayors, however I still think that it’s definitely worthwhile to have someone in that role for the city to keep things in line. 

MW: Are you more CASH than CARD when paying for goods and services? 

JW: On the whole, I am definitely more card than cash. However, when going to a pub or restaurant I like to pay cash so I can tip the workers. But I do use card most of the time as it’s just a lot easier. 

MW: You can only choose one Easter Egg - what is it?!

JW: I’d 100% go with a Thornton’s egg, they just wipe every other brand out in my opinion. 

MW: What are Modern Age Band's plans for Easter and beyond?

JW: Over Easter and the next couple of months we’ve got plenty of gigs planned which we’re waiting to announce, and also another big announcement for a new single release soon. We’ve also got our biggest gig yet at the 02 Academy Liverpool, supporting our good pals Headfeeder and Firehead. 

We also intend on delivering much more music as the year goes on, we can’t wait to share what we’ve been perfecting for years with everyone! 

Modern Age (@modernageband_) • Instagram photos and videos

© Mark Watkins, March 2024 

[kylesvariouslistsandstuff]

Apparently, there is some hubbub going on over a newly announced spin-off of the PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN movie franchise that Disney is planning to go forward with. One of two, actually. There was another project that was set to star Margot Robbie as the lead, but it appears that Disney is more interested in another take on the classic Disney parks ride starring Ayo Edebiri.

And of course, the usual suspects, including the wannabe-edgelord dingus running what was once "Twitter", are complaining. They're big mad that Ayo, a Black American actress, is "replacing" Depp... Never mind that this movie is a FUCKING SPIN-OFF???

Also... All of a sudden, people *love* the PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN sequels now?

I was a teenager when most of the PIRATES sequels came out, and I remember them getting rather duff critical reception. Audiences kinda didn't stick around for them, either. They all opened huge, DEAD MAN'S CHEST with a record-breaking number at the time of its release (2006), but then dropped off and had blah multipliers. The 4th film, ON STRANGER TIDES, came out when I was 18. And I just remember it coming and going, whatever. And then the fifth one, again... Just a sort of "ugh, another one?" reaction. That fifth film, titled DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES in the U.S. (SALAZAR'S REVENGE, elsewhere), just did alright. Like, near-$800m is a great amount for any movie, but it was less than the other POTC sequels.

It wasn't a problem when other big movie franchises got reboots with all-new casts. Spider-Man has been played by like three different actors in live-action over the past three decades.

I guess enough time has passed for there to be this kind of intense nostalgia for these movies. That's cool, I guess. After all, filmtwitter never shuts the fuck up about the CGI on Davy Jones, and how the first three movies are Gore's through-and-through.

As for all this clinging to Depp's iconic Captain Jack Sparrow... As if it isn't PIRATES without him?

Pal... PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, the original dark ride attraction, opened at Disneyland in 1967. Depp was about FOUR YEARS OLD when it opened. PIRATES existed long before he had a career or had some kind of prominence in the world, m'kay? PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN is more than just one single actor. And hey, why is it just him and not director Gore Verbinski? Writers Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio? Producer Jerry Bruckheimer? They all made that first movie happen, too, ya know.

My MAJOR concern with any new Pirates movie is whether it'll be its own beast or not. I feel a lot of live-action Disney movies as of late are not directed by anyone, they're made for the directors before they get to them. The director is hired, given a template that's already ready-made for them, and then BOOM movie done. Basically the MCU way of doing it. That's kinda how it feels to me. Same studio that won't make a third TRON movie from the previous film's director and the cast (which consists of the guy who directed massive blockbuster TOP GUN: MAVERICK and an actor who lead the massive blockbuster OPPENHEIMER, Disney do you hate money or something???), instead opting for Jared Leto. Like... Make it make sense.

So, if this Ayo-lead PIRATES spin-off goes through, I look forward to it! Pirates are cool, there's still a lot to play with regarding this concept, the ride is iconic. Just... Disney... Get a really good director and let them do their thing, alright? It'll be an all-timer if you do.

My ideal PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN would be animated. With designs based on Marc Davis' exemplary concept art and resembling a 1960s Xerox-era Disney film, like a high seas JUNGLE BOOK or something incorporating the original 1967-era music of the ride. That's what I would make, although I don't know if the public would fly out in droves to watch that, lol.

Anyways, I wanted to rant. People are being silly about a fucking pirate movie franchise.

[ram-de]

[read] robbie fontaine my precious

i haven't read lovesong because I'm not ready for grief😔 elizabeth... :( (also partly because of FUCKING THOMAS is there but I will read your short stories queen trust)

um. this one is gonna be another heartwrenching one is it... robbie...😭 WHY IS EVERY GREEN CREEK CHARACTERS TRAUMATIZED...

Wait... Alpha and his witch?? I don't remember robbie recognizing dale in Book 2 tho? Oooooooo ok hi ezra

WAITTT I JUST REALIZED SINCE ROBBIE IS A WOLF... We're gonna get more of cute puppy pov 😭 ox turned into a wolf at the end, gordo is a witch (and just barely several pages of mark's thoughts) BUT NOW?? Robbie's. Yes. Wolf. Wolf. Packpackpack. Read. Love. I am. Reading reading I am book wolf. Wolf I like (love love love). WOLFY CAVEMAN FOR THE WIN

STOPPP i like it so much it's so endearing. robbie. cutie wolf cutie cute glasses. Wolf glasses. fake glasses fake but cute. wolfie chases squirrel squirrel. robbie is. robbie is here.

I'm not gonna be prepared for ezras death hdhsfjs he seems to be the closest thing to father figure robbie had

I can't be calling robbie a son since we're like. Barely years apart. But robbie my son is a diplomat!! (for a scummy alpha society or whatever it's called... good people that works under a corrupt leader... Society...😔)

This seems like a beginning of a horror flick... DEATH GUESSES FOR THIS CHAPTER: EZRA, JOHN.

T-they're gonna kill off brodie... Are they... Why the hell is Robert Livingstone still alive?? The fuck?? Hm. Hmm... I'm Book 1 Thomas said something about how they'd treat human differently from animals. Is it because Robert is an old pal? Thomas WAS the Alpha of all after all. Is he pulling some strings. But. BUT LOOK WHAT HE DID? FUCKING THOMAS BENNETT AGAIN. ALL THAT POWER AND. fucking Thomas Bennet. I will end you. Q

Is Shannon flirting... No of course not💀 ate they asking for robbie to kill of Robert?? Or just help not snitching them out??

OKAY WHO'S DWELLING I SIDE MY SON ROBBIE'S HEAD

Hm... Ezra are you a slime... How can a kid be 'not so innocent'? Wtf did kid joe do except getting kidnapped and tortured tf????

Oh. Oh he is. He is a slime. I will stand by my son robbie (and his future pack the bennets)

huh. HUH. ARE THEY MESSING UP MY SON ROBBIE'S MEMORIES?? UM. ERM. WHAT IN THE OWRLD

Holy shit. Does... So, does it mean that robbie don't really remember his previous packs because. His memory. Altered. UM...

😐 TB

FUCKING THOMAS BENNET AGAIN HE IS DEAD HE IS ASH HE IS GONE. WHY CANT WE. WHY CANT WE LEAVE HIM IN THE DUSK. REPENT FOR YOUR SINS AND STOP APPEARING IN ROBBIE'S STORY AAAGHHHH I HATE THOMAS BENNETT

Fuck. Fuck. Elizabeth's letter. Should I read lovesong. I'm not ready to mourn for your grief queen :( but should I. maybe after this one??

😐 fucking Thomas Bennett. Even in his remorse he still made excuses. You made ✨your choices✨ so live and suffer with it. Damn it. Even if the book is trying to show me the other side, flaws, and measly attempts to redeem Thomas Bennett character, I'm way too deep on my resentment lol

The audacity to think that gordo would be his father's pawn... When he. He's the one who pushed his hand to seat an 8-years old gordo being tattoed agaisnt his will despite his mom crying in the back. He's the one who dragged gordo's back to the town when he was about to leave this wolf mess with his mom. He's the one who sided with abel despite Gordo having his whole family taken. He's the one saying gordo shouldn't lead on marks feeling, but also the one who dragged mark out of the town. For years. He dragged gordo to his pack, made him had home, abandon him and said nothing to him for years. And you. You still think it's justifiable? Because he /could/ be danger? Then why tf lead him to your pack in the first place? Thomas reeks of hypocrisy, and no matter how the writer, klune, wants to spin his character in a good light, thomas is still manipulative. Manipulation can be done despite being accompanied with smiles and laughter and affection. And don't get me started on when Thomas returned to green creek.

FUCKING THOMAS BENNETT. I wasn't meant to write all of that I swear. I'm sorry robbie this supposed to be your book😔

It's not just a love story between two broken men, but also a love story between fathers and sons, and how much the weight of their mistakes can pull a person down. It's about finding a light through the anger and grief, and eventually, hopefully, forgiveness.

yeah idk about that tj klune sure gordo may have forgiven Thomas but. Thomas got away way too easily. Its-

fuck me im distracted. I've never hated a character this strongly before so I'm like. It's all the adrenaline. I'm. Fuck me the post is too long. AAGHHH ok. OK. Back to robbie.

Damn having memories altered and taken with is. Like. Is mind horror a thing. Psyche horror. Yeah. That's. Like... A violation.

How come Robert knows robbie is gonna be a Bennet already? Is there some witch time fortune telling stuff going?

WHAT THE FUCK. WHY IS HE DALE. did. Did an old man Robert really kissed mark. Then again mark was old by them. But then Robert was like. Who tf is dale. Does that means Robert is out there? But then. Huh? Book 2 epilogue were. Dale and Robert. Same room.

ROBBIE IS TWENTY NINE???? WHAT I COULD'VE SWEAR OX THOUGHT HE WAS YOUNGER THAN HIM. OX WAS 23 BY THEN... BECAUSE JOE LEFT AT 17(21 in my head but we ball). EVEN SO... 23 AND 29 IS NOT "NOT MUCH"?? THAT'S A BIG. GAP.

He wasn’t much older than I was.

It said in wolfsong referring to robbie. Am I misinterpreting something. Is this a grammar thing. He wasn't much older meant he is younger? "he wasn't older than me" younger. "he wasnt much older than me" older? WHAT THE FUCK ENGLISH LANGUAGE I hate it here I'll brush it off as robbie having a young face or something

Ezra using the manipulative tone again hmm

WHAT'S GOING ON am I in a different timeline???

GORDO?? STUMP?? PRESENT TIME GORDO??? WHAT'S HAPPENING. IS. IS ROBBIE A PAWN ALL THIS TIME. WHO'S BRAINWASHING MY SON

omg... Mark just sat on gordo😭 AGUSGHSH I NEED MORE OF THEM

:-( I don't know if I liked robbie having his mind wiped and having to start over.

NOOOO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS MEMORY LOSS BULLSHIT MY SON ROBBIE. THIS. THIS IS ABUSE. UNCONSENTED ABUSE. HAVING PART OF YOU BEING TAKEN AWAY IS. WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK. STOP. STOPPPPP

Waitt WAITTT SO IT TRACKS. ROBBIE IS 29 NOW. H-. HO. HOW LONG HAS HIS MEMORY BEEN WIPED.??? ox is around 23 when they met. He said robbies not much older. So. Older by a bit. 3 years time skip. By the end of book 1. ox is 26. Robbie would be around. and then book 2 took a year I think? So. OX 27. Robbie around that. H. TWO FUCKING YEARS??? STOP. STOP. THIS CANT BE HAPPENING.

Michelle. MICHELE YOU POWER CRAZED (I don't wanna say swear words let's just say she's a scum) SCUM!! FUCK THE ALPHA SOCIETY. OX FOR THE did I read werewolf jesuis on the chapter list... Um. YES. OVERTHROW THE WOLF GOVERNMENT. WE HAD NO USE FO FCUKI F KICJERL. ok.

I'm starting this book thinking it's gonna be robbie courting Kelly not forgetting him AND THE WHOLE PACK😭

man... This is painful...

TANNER AND CHRIS TURNED INTO WOLVES??

KELLY IS ROBBIE'S MATE SHSGSUHDBSJ NOOOOOO OO i missed a lot... I wanna see the courting😔

EZRA IS FUCKING ROBERT LIVINGSTONE???

Elizabeth wearing his husband's clothes😔 my queen I will read lovesong soon

Nooo.... Robbie without his glasses... My son what did they do to you... Even memories of her mom??? Damn... Robbie meeting the pack without his memories is gonna be tough... Also Jessie??😳

😔 More door shenanigans... It felt very. abstract. At times.

AGHHHH THE SPARRING I LOVE TEAM HUMANS!!! Chris and tanner you dorks.... JESSIE IS A BADASS AT FIGHTING YEAASHS I missed the packs dynamics omg packpackpack

who is this timber wolf I love me myself a cute clingy ass wolf another found family is a win tho he's been a wolf for like... 13 months... Also he's a witch-wolf hybrid so... AHHH I WANNA READ CARTERS BOOK NOW

Kelly is a human now??😔

the walls of pictures I'm... The garage crews... Robbie my son you are so loved😭

Carter my love he is dorky and cute

Kelly my love he is sweet and soft

FUCKING. THOMAS. BENNETT. AGAIN. HE CAN'T BE LEFT ALONE IN AFTERLIFE LIMBO? HE NEEDS TO HAUNT ROBBIE'S DREAMS TOO? FUCKING HELL. I AM SO TIRED. WHY CANT DEAD CHARACTERS STAYS DEAD. FUCK THIS FUCK IT ALL. IS THIS LIKE SOAP OPERA NOW? IS HE REALLY NEEDED? FUCKING HELL. I NEED TO TAKE A BREATH. darn it. This is such an asspull attempt to redeem thomas Bennet. Fucking shitass Thomas benett.

How the hell does people move on if. If he keeps showing up??? THE FUCK OLD MAN. GO AWAY. fucking Thomas benett.

Joe my son he is still playful and cutieful (pls have him play a bigger part other than being ox's pair like in book 2 tj klune)

Ox my son he is responsible and tough (is he hardened by the burden of being alpha of omegas and stuff, he's more gruff and didn't really joke around and do banters outside with joe :( )

Is it me or the story seems to be leaning on... Accepting that lost memories away?? Because that's really sad... I don't mind asspull if my son robbie got his memories back pls

Rico... finally he's ascended from side relief character kinda... Whatever happened must be. Scary. What did you do robbie...

#readingrams #heartsong #wow! this is mindbreaking! #WHO DID THIS TO MY SON #I still fucking hate thomas bennett

[hekate1308]

What If We're Wrong

Prompt: What if we’re wrong

Fandom: Lewis

Pairing: Gen

James had never liked Peterson, just like most colleagues who knew Lewis for what he was – clever, hardworking, friendly – as opposed to what people like said Peterson assumed he was – stuck in his ways, old-fashioned and not particularly bright. They all saw the slight derogatory manner with which he treated Lewis (who, for his part, couldn’t have cared less – “One of those career men who form their little clubs and see that they get as high up as possible seen it all before well I won’t stand in his way”) and flet that it was impolite as unfair, and so had their problems with the pet of the higher-ups.

But even so, he would never have predicted this.

Tempering with evidence to help one of his pals cover up a screw up.

Everyone knew what that meant. If this came out, then his career would be ruined – he’d be lucky if he were not put in front of a judge together with his friend.

And come out it must, naturally. They could not allow a few bad apples to spoil the barrel, he knew that even as he and Lewis stared down at the evidence.

Apart from the fact that this was Robbie Lewis, and that naturally, he would do whatever he could to make this right, no matter what.

But even so –

“What if we’re wrong?” he couldn’t help but ask. Yes, the possibility was rather small, but it could always be that someone was trying to frame Peterson; but by the time that could be proven, Peterson would already have been under official suspicion and have had to deal with everything that meant, which in turn would probably have very unpleasant consequences for Lewis and James himself.

Lewis, it seemed, had already come to the same conclusion, for he simply replied “In that case our careers would be ruined, which is why you are going to sit this one out. I’m old and won’t be promoted anymore, but you’ve got it all in front of you.”

James blinked. Did he really expect him –

“So you’ve never seen this” Lewis said firmly, gathering the file and locking it up in his desk. “I’ll go to Innocent and see what happens.”

“That’s not going to happen”. He hadn’t really thought about what he was going to say before he opened his mouth, but even if he had, it would have been something very similar.

It was Lewis’ turn to blink. “What?”

“I said, that’s not going to happen. I am coming with you.”

“Lad –“

“Sir, I am not letting you put everything you have in jeopardy because –“

“I told you, I’m old and as good as done anyway – Lyn’s been after me to retire for a while now –“

That was news to James, who immediately felt as panicked as back when Lewis had first learned he was going to be a grandfather. He had been aware that Lyn and Lewis had been talking on the phone quite a lot in the past few months – had even been glad for it, since Lewis had been somewhat apprehensive that he was losing out on his grandson’s milestones – but he hadn’t thought that…”

“And really, better to go out with a bang than with a whimper” Lewis added, and there was something in his expression that James had come to associate with him remembering the still-famous DCI Morse.

He didn’t ask, knowing from experience that if Lewis wanted to explain, he would. Today he didn’t.

“So? And why am I not allowed to go down in a blaze of glory, then?”

“I said, you’re –“

“Yes, I’ve heard you both times, but I also meant what I said that other time, sir – if you go, I go. There’s no point of me staying if they force you out.”

Lewis looked like he was more than ready for the old argument to repeat itself once more (he occasionally tried to logic James into agreeing to staying, not that it had been successful so far, nor ever would) but he didn’t allow him to do so, this time around, instead adding, “And I just can’t stay behind and watch from the sidelines, not in a case like this. You know I can’t.”

He studied him, then sighed as his shoulders slumped and James knew he had won. “No, I know you can’t, and what’s worse – I also know if I don’t take you with, you’ll find ways to strike out on your own. I’d rather be able to keep an eye on you while we try to wreck our higher-up’s favourite’s career.”

He nodded because it was enough that he had carried his point.

Lewis looked at him once more and raised an eyebrow. “So, when do you want to ruin Innocent’s entire week?”

#fictober23 #my writings #lewis #british detectives #robbie lewis #james hathaway

[yumoirail]

i came to offer crumbs of Botw x Atlantis AU qwq

#no thats not zelda's father i literally pulled out of my ass an oc to be her grandparent who is already dead asdnadsb hsdfsdf #i dont like rhoam sorry #i have the intros of the other characters but i need to finish the lineart and color x((((( #botw #tloz #breath of the wild #the legend of zelda #atlantis au #princess mipha #zelda #zelpha #my art #robbie #the good old pal robbie #zelda went to find a lost civilization and found a new fish gf #wish that were me y_y

[angelcasendgame]

as per @castiellesbian 's request, robbie’s references of john. someone smarter than me analyze this <33

9.11 First Born

“I guess the ‘T’ didn't stand for terrible father. It stood for --” -Crowley

“You are as handsome as John. And as dumb, too, if you're looking for that old relic.” -Tara

“If your daddy could see you now.” -Tara (in reference to Dean working with Crowley)

“You sound just like your dad... when he said he'd call me.” -Tara

the rest is under a cut because it gets long!!

9.18 Meta Fiction

“[Sam] told you that he has always felt that way, that he thinks you are just a scared little boy who's afraid to be on his own because daddy never loved him enough? And he is right, isn't he? Right to think you are a coward, a sad, clingy, needy... Pathetic bottom-feeder who cannot even take care of himself, who would rather drag everyone through the mud than be alone, who would let everyone around him die! ” -Gadreel to Dean

10.05 Fan Fiction

“John and Mary / Husband and wife ...The perfect family, or so it seems.”

“Dad was driven, no turning back / He wouldn't stop without the payback / He trained us both to track and hunt and kill / He took away our own free will”

“ A single man tear, that's all I'll spare /  But underneath this broken mask / It is my father, with all his wrath

11.04 Baby

“You okay, pal? You look a little spooked. It's nice to be back behind the wheel. Looks like Dean's taken good care of this old beast. Seems like he's taken good care of you, too.” -Not-John (what Sam wants to hear)

“What you said about relationships, wanting something more . . . I never wanted this for you boys. This life. Not really.  You [turned out okay], didn't you? But that was on you boys. You did that, not me.  I did my best, anyway, for what it was worth.” - Not-John (what Sam wants to hear)

SAM: And I-I guess it wasn't even really Dad. It was someone pretending to be Dad and -- // DEAN: Okay, what makes you say that? // SAM: For starters, he told me everything I wanted to hear. // DEAN: Yeah, that doesn't sound like dad.

“We're all in the car. I'm sitting in the driver's seat, dad's sitting shotgun. But there aren't any shotguns. There's no monsters. There's no hunting. There's none of that. It's just . . . He's teaching me how to drive. And, uh, and I'm not little like I was when he actually taught me how to drive. I'm 16, and he's helping me get my learner's permit. Of course, you're in the backseat, just begging to take a turn. We pull up to the house -- the family house -- and I park in the driveway, and he looks over and he says, "perfect landing, son." I have that dream every couple of months. Kind of comforting, actually.” -Dean

“Why would somebody dress up like Dad to give you a message? I mean, Dad. You don't exactly have a history of listening to what he had to say.” -Dean

#edit: literally just saw that you posted this too my b #it's here anyways #john winchester deserves to rot in hell #renu rambles

[agentnico]

The Suicide Squad (2021) Review

This may be the better of the two, but the first Suicide Squad film will always hold the crown for managing to win an Oscar... somehow.

Plot: The government sends the most dangerous supervillains in the world -- Bloodsport, Peacemaker, King Shark, Harley Quinn and others -- to the remote, enemy-infused island of Corto Maltese. Armed with high-tech weapons, they trek through the dangerous jungle on a search-and-destroy mission, with only Col. Rick Flag on the ground to make them behave.

“So that’s it, huh? We’re some kind of suicide squad?” says Will Smith in the original first film, with the line in itself being a poor attempt at a fourth wall break, yet, that movie never reached that promise of being a true Suicide Squad film. Because hardly anyone died, and as a whole David Ayer’s film was a generic mess, regardless of studio interference or not. In comes James Gunn from Marvel, who seems to have cracked the code for how to bring this comic book series to live action in proper gratuitous form, with even the ‘The’ in the title symbolizing that this is the one!

I remember going to see the first Guardians of the Galaxy film at the cinema, and back then I was still only just getting acquainted with watching western media, and that included superhero films. Heck my first ever Marvel movie was Thor: The Dark World! I know, what a banger to start with.......NAAAWT!! Anyway, I went to see Guardians and it was one of the first superhero films I came out of feeling like I truly witnessed something special. It had action, comedy and a good heart to it, and wouldn’t you know, my good old pal James Gunn was behind that flick. I don’t know why I called him my good old pal, I don’t even know the fella. Except in my dreams, but we don’t talk about that. So, flashforward to Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, which I absolutely hated, and for that movie I’m pretty sure Marvel gave Mr Gunn mostly full reigns of creative freedom, as long as he kept it family friendly, and the result was a mess. Hence naturally now I was really sceptical when James Gunn ended up at Warner Bros. following the controversial moment when cancel culture decided to aim it’s slimy fingers at him, as he was given directing and writing duties for this new The Suicide Squad film, and also it was heavily insinuated that Warner Bros. basically told him he could do with the movie whatever the f*** he wanted, excuse my French. And we remember how it panned out last time when James Gunn was given a lot of creative freedom. 

Flashforward to present day; here I am wondering and scratching my head thinking what in the heavens has happened, as by golly I am happy to report that The Suicide Squad is a total winner and a blast with a capital B - Blast! Gosh goodness golly goblin, this movie is so much fun from beginning to end. Right from the opening sequence you know that this film isn’t holding back any punches. It’s going at a 447.19 km/h speed of a Koenigsegg Agera RS crashing through any barriers like it’s nothing. Speaking of the opening sequence, it establishes why the movie is called what it’s called from the get-go. You straight away are proven how not a single character is safe, minus the obvious one that we know who it is, as there ain’t no way Warner Bros. would have allowed James Gunn to kill off that one character. But besides that person, everyone else feels like they could die at any given moment. That’s really a big charm of it, as it is frustrating how in many superhero films, let alone any blockbuster action flicks, so many characters always feel so safe and unstoppable, no matter how many times they get shot or how many buildings crash down upon them. And yes, this movie features a certain CGI character that constantly gets that treatment and survives, although it’s very self aware in that regard and is purposefully humoristic. But overall the entire set of characters feel easily disposable, and so so many of them die in such gruesome fashion, so indeed don’t get attached, as they don’t. 

Speaking of which, this movie is hardcore gory! You see limbs and intestines flying round left and right, a guy gets ripped in half by a humanoid shark, another’s face gets teared off by a shotgun bullet and so on forth in all kinds of gruesome fashion. Visually this is one for the big screen, as here’s the thing: you’re either a mummy’s boy or you grow some cojones and go see a man’s heart get stabbed with a piece of debris glass in 4K high rate definition! Your choice! Oh, and it’s not just the violence, also the cinematography and the practical set pieces all look incredible. This is easily James Gunn’s best looking movie. The entire think LOOKS incredible!

We also have to talk about the cast, as they are all great! There literally isn’t a single weakling among them. Each one, no matter how big or small their role is, brings something to the table. I can’t talk about all of them, as we’d be here all day, so I’m simply going to mention a few of the stand-outs. Idris Elba comes in to replace Will Smith as a character called Bloodsport, who is in some ways a different character but evidently is a replacement of Smith’s. But that’s no bad thing, as with any ensemble movie you still need a main character to latch onto and have an emotional hook towards, and he is that character. In fact, I’d say he’s arguably better than Will Smith in the last movie, or at least he seems to be having more fun here. He works as a solid leading man, however what works even more is his banterous competitive genital-size-measuring back and forth with John Cena’s Peacemaker, who by the way is awesome as that character. He is not a good character, in fact he is as bad as a bad guy can get, especially cause he’s someone who believes that what he is doing is right, making him much more of a dangerous wild card. This is easily John Cena’s best role, with him adding to the comedy one-liners, but also delivering such an interesting character who I’m looking forward to seeing more of in his standalone spin-off show confirmed for next year. Oh, and he wears a toilet helmet on his head which he defines as “a beacon of freedom” which says it all. We also have returning characters from the last film Joel Kinnaman and Viola Davis as Rick Flag and Amanda Waller respectively, and both are given much more room to stretch their talents and spread their beautiful acting wings like the Hollywood angels that they are. Kinnaman’s Rick Flag is the moral compass of the group, as even though Elba is our main guy, he’s nonetheless a villain still, whilst Flag is a genuinely good guy and what is defined as a true American hero, to which Kinnaman fits the part well. And Viola Davis as Amanda Waller is on an absolutely different level. You can tell she’s an Academy Award winner through and through, as she plays such a serious character in an otherwise goofy movie, and so her presence is felt and it is felt BAD! She’s such a despicable yet intimidating personality and she gravitates all of the screen presence to herself. Margot Robbie returns as Harley Quinn, and she gets even more chance to develop this character that she’s played in multiple DCEU films now, and as per usual the Harley Quinn shtick works well for her, though I do kind of wish she didn’t always get all the attention. Look, I think she’s a fun character and Robbie plays her well, however she’s constantly used to overshadow others in these films which I don’t think is too fair, and its evident as ever in this film too. Anyway, the remainder of the cast including Jay Courtney as Captain Boomerang, David Dastmalchian as Polka-Dot Man, Michael Rooker as Savant, Nathan Fillion as TDK, Daniela Melchior as Ratcatcher 2 (who gave me strong A Plague Tale: Innocence vibes) and many more all play villains, but villains that don’t have particularly great superpowers. This is where the tragedy of Task Force X as a team plays a part, as many of these villains aren’t even good at being villains. They are useless, and the movie is really self aware of this and so treats all characters as they should be. Dare I also not forget to mention the CGI characters in this film, with both Weasel and King Shark being absolute scene stealers! 

The Suicide Squad is the type of wham-bam-thank-you-mam batshit crazy entertainment which exists for the pure reasons of fun. It doesn’t set out to be the best superhero film ever, nor does it need to be. It’s an exhilarating, shocking, funny and amusing ride from beginning to end, with the energy never stopping, and is easily the best time I’ve had with a comic-book film in a long while, and I’m even talking about before COVID! Do yourself a favour and watch this one as soon as you can, as I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - The Suicide Squad is a BLAST!!

Overall score: 9/10

#the suicide squad #warner bros #superhero #supervillain #the suicide squad review #dc comics #james gunn #movie #film #2021 in film #2021 films #2021 #movie reviews #film reviews #cinema #idris elba #margot robbie #john cena #david dastmalchian #joel kinnaman #jai courtney #nathan fillion #michael rooker #taika waititi #sylvester stallone #viola davis #flula borg #pete davidson #daniela melchior #peter capaldi

[jellicle-jemmy]

So I wrote this a little over two years ago. They are my first thoughts in watching CATS (2019)

This was written basically as soon as I got home from the theatre in 2019. I truly hope you enjoy these, as they have been gathering dust in my drafts. Now, without further ado:

These are just some of my thoughts I had while watching and my initial reaction to the film I have just watched.

Okay, first of all, me and my pals thought we were in the wrong cinema for a couple minutes because there were faaaaar too many people in the cinema

Overture:

As we all know, the music slaps and me and my pals were straight vibing as the camera panned down. 

And then the cats appeared. I legit was thinking, “wow they actually made them look like that, huh?”

I immediately identified Munk, Cass, Dem and Syllabub

SPIDER MUNK! SPIDER MUNK! DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER MUNK DOES!

fr tho why did he climb down that wall like that that’s not how cats work

Why are they surrounding her like that?? ARE THEY SUMMONING A DEMON WTF?? I’M SO DIZZY

[Victoria appears] Oh look it’s a babey

I took a forty, smashed in on the ground and yelled SCATTER

Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats

Laurie Davidson is babey 

This isn’t too bad. I like the way that this number is being handled so far

AAaaaaaaaand now it’s funky town WTF

The music just went rachachacha on us

Munk really be out here straight vibing throughout the whole song

I do like how he’s kind of leading the whole numberits fun to watch

As always, there’s my babey Syllabub

We need to talk about the feet. Or maybe we shouldn’t. Yeah let’s not.

What is with the clapping in the music? Who is clapping? The cats aren’t. The audience certainly isnt. ( @whatsajinglebellcat said “It’s the clap of their ass cheeks as they’re dancing”)

The choreography is mediocre at best, I really dislike Andy’s choreography, why are they like that?????

Francesca Hayward is babey

How is Syllabub able to hang from that position wtf, surely that hurts

Robbie Fairchild as Munk is both daddy and babey (i’m said it I’m not sorry)

The jellicles seem to be having fun at least which is nice

Macavity Dialogue Bit

That Moriarty reference flashing into a wanted poster for Macavity is beautiful thank you so much to whoever pitched that and implemented that

Ooooo Macavity already sounds interesting

Once again, Laurie Davidson as Misto is babey

Demeter and Cassandra, why are you such bitches? Dear lord

The Naming of Cats // Invitation to the Jellicle Ball

Ngl I actually really like this bit

Deadass seems like a cult initiation but we’ve long ago established that the Jellicle tribe is a cult anyway

Munkustrap ur doing so good sweetie

Victoria darling u are one in the babey club

As always, there is Syllabub straight vibing

Mr Strap, Munk that is a child, why are you dancing with her like that?!

Francesca is a stunning wonderful dancer but she should’ve been dancing by herself more

Mr Mistofelees you are such babey ur so cute darling, he’s doing so good

Munk why did you have to sing your bit and then restate it while talking we’re not stupid!

oh wait.

a lot of people still don’t get the plot

carry on, and maybe say it again

The Old Gumbie Cat (Coming from someone who has played Jennyanydots)

no

no no

no no no

no no nope not happening no

no way

don’t like that at all

why is she doing that

why does she sound like that

Munk ur doing so good but why

Why is she spreading eagle like that

why do the mice look like that

why do the roaches look like that

WHY DID SHE UNZIP HERSELF DEAR GOD MY EYES

NO FUNNY FAT CAT BOING BOING 

The Rum Tum Tugger

ooooo... this... is alright

actually

hold up

wait

why is this actually good

awww Jenny and Munk are so cute i’m glad they did munk and jenny’s friendship

Damn Tugger is fun

Okay, why is he reacting to Vic that way

Who cares this slaps

Jason Derulo was a good Rum Tum Tugger choice there I said it

Oh my god i actually love his voice

Syllabub = babey

dear god Jenny that comment about Tugger and being neutered isn’t very in character but I cackled

Jenny sweetie pls don’t try and breakdance

Okay the milk is fucking weird

this is weird

okay nvmind it’s good again

Tugger really be feeling himself in those riffs. and so he should

Grizabella The Glamour Cat

This is well handled

I really like how Griz sang her bit to the curious Victoria

I love that not everyone realised Griz was there right away

Of course, that is 

oooo Cass and Dem are feisty 

Deadass Cass seems like Grizabella’s child??!!!

Oh my god they look like the Jets or the Sharks are they about to start clicking????!!!!

Gang gang

Once again - syllabub, i see you and i love you

Dialogue Interlude

Griz went of with Maccy Boi huh?

Macavity you fuckin’ bitch

I barely remember what happened but that transition into Bustopher Jones really doesn’t fit

I think Bustopher and Jenny had a fight? Umm? Why?

Bustopher Jones

I had a real trouble keeping an eye on whats going on in this number

Why are all his ‘clubs’ just dumpsters? Like no. That’s-

That’s not really

No

JESUS CHRIST JENNY REALLY JUST WENT POOF HUH

THANOS SNAPPED THAT QUEEN

HOLY SHIT

I LITERALLY JUMPED OUT OF MY CHAIR

After that I was just watching my friend who played Bustopher to see his reaction to everything

Also why is he singing this entire number by himself

Maitre’D (or however the fuck that name is spelled) is married to Bustopher and no one can change my mind

Why is “the cat in spats” so funny, Macavity? Huh? I did like that Mac poked fun at his fashion sense rather than his weight tho

Also why did Bustopher fucking flyyyy??????

Aaaaaaaaand down the slide Veruca Salt style

Growltiger Interlude

Could’ve raised a lot of red flags with this number, but just establishing the character where all the kidnapped characters ended up, I liked

Also what did Growltiger actually do to Bustopher

And that gag about the rhyming of “aims” and “thames” ran a little too long ngl

But I liked the mauled ear on Growltiger - nice nod and detail

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer

These two really said “Be gay, do crimes”

I love them

I fucking love them

And this rendition

10/10 I love this whole number

They’re a little more evil than playful but I literally don’t care because they’re awesome

The jewels on Victoria? Stan

Mungojerrie is such a cute dumb bitch and I love him so much

Their accents are so cute

The house is stunning

Victoria? Babey.

Mungojerrie? Babey.

Rumpleteazer? Babey.

This number was so much fun and is probably my favourite

And their fur designs are so cute too!

I love this song. I love the version. I love everything about it.

Mistofelees X Victoria Interlude

Once again, the twins are babey

You know who else is babey? My clumsy and adorable boy Misto

Clumsy sweetie

Wow they’re going for Mistoria huh?

Why didn’t they play up Mungo and Teazer knowing Vic before the ball? Why is there just a nod to it in when Munk asks about the jewel Vic wears

Old Deuteronomy

I adore Robbie Fairchild

Why does Old Doot appear like a new rival in a video game?

The rendering was so bad in that moment

But Munk is so sweet when Doot appears

They are mother and son, and no one can change my mind

Judi Dench really can’t sing huh...

It’s so raspy and yick

Also her coat is so odd and I hate it

Deadass she looks like an albino

Song of the Jellicles

I genuinely couldn’t tell if I liked or disliked the fact that everyone sang everything

“Meow meow meow meow” Gus dear god why

Again, we’re back into the whole cult thing

Jellicle Ball

The whole cinema lost their minds laughing through this whole choreography and I hated it

But Syllabub got some dance moves

Tugger saying “With your permission” ummm??? He is Doot’s other more feral son

The choreography was good at some points but for the most part it was eh

The music is bangin’ tho

And then they all died lmao

Memory

WHY DOES GRIZ HAVE SO MUCH SNOT

that is all

PART 2 COMING SOON

#cats the musical #jellicle cats #cats musical #cats 2019