#the most useless

[wearenotjustnumbers2]

Instead of giving the starving kids in gaza food, The UN is giving them toys that look like food. The lowest of the low.

Photo taken by Muhammed Smiry in gaza.

#disgusting. what is the point of this??? #the kids are surrounded by death and blood amd terror unable to eat unable to drink unable to go to the bathroom #and you give them plastic food to play with? #this is the UN!!!! #the most useless #palestine #gaza #israel #important #current events #free palestine #ethnic cleansing #free gaza #gaza strip #gaza under attack #gaza under genocide #israel is an apartheid state #israel is a terrorist state #israel is terrorist #save the children #UN #america #usa

[wonwoosthetic]

Istg I hate pms, who invented that shit… I’m about to cry because of hair dye…

#I’m so frustrated #and sad #and mad #and tired #like #what #pms #the most useless #shit #I’ve ever experienced #i even get periods #even though mine are SO bad #but PMS?! #tf you gotta do here?!

[liorlen]

gale origin playthru from astarion’s pov or smth like that

#bloodweave #astarion #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #ihhhhhhhhhuuhhhhh bad idea to make a comic that’s not required for work #but finally fucking finished it. excuse the horrible lettering I cannot be fucked #tbh when Tara came in with that fucking ring of agility like #first rest I was like. girl why are you giving me something useful #and I rushed to find the most useless object I could #thank you Komira you’re a real one #also I’m so sorry to astarion for simplifying the swaggy gold decor on your outfit but I was not drawing that twenty times #also yeah this is like early act 1 no one knows about the netherese orb or astarion’s vampirism (supposedly) yet

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world. #Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable. #keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin) #A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore. #(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true). #And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you! #So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too. #Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine. #It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy. #It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too. #They had SO much fun making this. #Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field. #Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak. #Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.) #I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost. #Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM! #Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board. #By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS. #Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess. #But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders. #Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions. #While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts. #The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything. #Danny is not aware they think this. #Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this. #Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

[heartscrypt]

OH MY GOD WAIT I NEED TO TELL THE PEOPLE. ok so. you know how magicam is the twst version of instagram. i dreamt about the twst version of tinder.

it's called cinder (like cinderella) and its tagline is "find your prince before the clock strikes twelve". its gimmick is that when you make a match with a person you have 24 hours to talk with them. if you like them, get their contact information before time runs out. because otherwise you're never fucking seeing them on the app again IT BLOCKS THE OTHER'S PROFILE. this is where capitalism comes in though. through a paid subscription, once per day, you can "leave a glass slipper" on a match's profile. it functions as a bookmark and keeps your conversation open for another 24 hrs. after the time is up you can keep the glass slipper there to extend more time or remove it to leave it on someone else's

#twst #jamie talks #txt post #bolted upright in a cold sweat like I need to tell the tumblr people about this one #this is so useless and so small but its so funny to me #cater has this downloaded. most definitely #someones GOTTA be catfishing as someone else on there i just dont know who

[top-chicken]

2012 | 2024

#daniel howell #danisnotonfire #dan and phil #listen this is the most stuff i've made in years #it's like I'll have an idea and I cannot rest until it gets out of my brain and into the computer #is this hobby useless? yes entirely #has that stopped me? no not at all CLEARLY #anyways thanks for coming to my tagtalk #chickenchicken

[chuuyanakaahara]

i think i know how to describe every sskk mischaracterization ever.

atsushi is more likely to call someone a cunt than akutagawa.

#akutagawa will call them a blithely fool or a useless waste of oxygen rather than the obvious insults #atsushi will not say it to their face but he'll Mutter It #and most of the time he's muttering it TO akutagawa unless it's ABOUT akutagawa #shin soukoku #<- this one gets a main tag

[trans-androgyne]

Since transandrophobes are spreading a poll on the topic in their circles, I’ll ask various demographics in mine, just for the fun of it <3

Here meaning the intersection at which transmascs lie and from which they experience transphobia and misogyny, or a similar definition,

#to clarify I think the original poll & this one are both useless & don’t actually prove anything #they’re both biased by who’s in our reblog circles & at most only useful for getting local demographics in your internet area #transandrophobia #transmisandry #anti transmasculinity #transmasc #trans man #ftm #poll #mine

[alphabetcompletionist]

to whoever on the Typeface Tournament said that libre baskerville is "close enough to times new roman to fool any nitpicky English teacher, but a few pixels bigger to pad out the length of your essays", you've saved my ass today. also we're at 237 submissions and i feel out my depth

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVWXY

23/26

#and per se and #there is. another comment on libre baskerville. that i will save for later #yes i am procrastinating an assignment due in 24 hours by writing this. it's a useless assignment #i think the most submissions for a font that wasn't autoincluded is wingdings at 10 #more for spectral and atkinson hyperlegible than i expected but i'm not really surprised

[blorbocedes]

there is something rotten going on in brackley

#why would lewis blindside a team he signed with 5 months ago and affirmed he wanted to stay there? #toto loves useless shit like being in person so him having to attend via zoom means last minute panic #this does not seem like an ending on good terms. decade+ relationship and your most important driver leaving like this

[steppesliver]

when men who idolize rust as some sort of pessimistic nihilist sigma king make a post about him being philosophy goals or whatever that means i hope they die and do better but when a woman does it's like yes queen he's just like you at 19 i understand

#that man is the most useless nihilist known to mankind no one has ever failed so much at seeing life as emtpy as him #like he has so much love for humanity he was caving men out of cans #and men will still be like hashtag me after my girlfriend i treated like shit left me #like ok #true detective

[sleepy-bebby]

#meme #memes #funny memes #relatable memes #relatable meme #relatable #funny #lol #adhd memes #neurodivergent memes #on one hand I want my brain to stop being so forgetful #on the other hand #why do I remember the most useless stuff

[aimbutmiss]

Weird talents Cross Guild have:

Buggy can tie a bow with his tongue. Not a simple knot, no. A perfect, pretty bow. It makes for a good party trick. (He refrains from reminding people that he can detach his tongue.)

Crocodile can read upside down and backwards, in normal speed, without trouble.

Mihawk can crochet. I know that's not a weird hobby but he can also kill someone with a crochet hook, which has to count for something.

#buggy's a man of many talents except most of them are pretty much useless #being able to use his tongue well has its advantages tho wink wink #yes mihawk has killed someone with a crochet hook before #for good reason #probably??? #crocodile is a businessman and a workaholic of course he can read documents under any condition #one piece #buggy the clown #cross guild #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile

[francy-sketches]

Rhaena and her pink barbie dragon 🎀

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #rhaena targaryen #rhaena of pentos #morning #<- most useless tag ever lol #my art #went a bit off description with the blue but i was looking at pink sky pictures and wanted to make her look like them #also she's meant to be pale pink idk if this is pale enough. opsie #aegon 3 calling her a wretched creature...are you ready to die bitch #when she was a BABY btw. being mean to a baby what is wrong with you #'ahh no a dragon ate my mom and now I'm traumatized' omg you're so dramatic get over it -_-

[dragons-bones]

"So now that I've finished this set of working rows, I can start the cable row..."

A Blanket Season commission, done by the ever amazing @britishmuffin, of a quiet, soft moment with Dancing Heron and Zero! Zero doesn't quite know what to make of her lady's hobby, but nonetheless, she appreciates both Heron explaining, and the time together it nets them.

#character art #amazing fanart #final fantasy xiv #zero #zero ffxiv #zero x wol #oc: dancing heron #zero x dancing heron #LOOK AT THEM #LOOK. AT. THEM. #LOOK AT MY USELESS LESBIANS #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #muffin ONCE AGAIN absolutely killing it #look at how SOFF they are #god heron is the most beautiful character i've ever created and muffin somehow MADE HER EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL #and then muffin indulged me with heron's knitting hobby and even made it CABLE KNITTING #you cannot begin to imagine how much i squealed over this detail #LOOK. #AT. #THEM. #their expressions are just PERFECT #i want to pinch zero's cheeks #the colors are so superb i picked the outfits and all but muffin did such an amazing job ensuring my girl and my girl's girlfriend #complimented one another even with their radically different color palettes #i have been staring at this for six hours #i mean that literally it's all i did at work today #/showleft #/showright #THEM!

[pinksilvace]

I am not immune to monochromatic siblings

#titling this one 'the world's most useless coloring page' #and GASP! lineart??? inking??? who'd have thunk. not me #my art #fernart #cats the musical #alonzo cats #victoria cats #mr mistoffelees #the way I gravitate to that specific shade of pink every time... I feel like an absolute clown as I type this and see it next to my pfp #ignore the anatomy shhhh this was silly goofy fun #also I did most of this from memory so if the costumes are wrong that's 100% on me. this is fern style baby