new heart bong ๐ซ
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Huevember day 13: The Dance of Storm and Sea
I had to take to a break because I am very sick but weโre back today with some Empires art! The Ocean Queen and her husband, the God of Storms ๐ฑ๐โ๏ธ
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god i love skk sm i wish gay ppl were real :(
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Toco Toucan
(Rhamphastos Toco)
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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms
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ok so it's not a comic hope thats ok with you but instead it's karkat n nepeta but designed by someone whos madly in love with them both
some more au explanations + transcript beneath the cut
they're maybe around 30-40 yo? This was mostly just an exercise to give both of them adult designs. uh. i'm only calling it an au because I made bs some explanations behind their designs while i was drawing them. so uh, in this universe, sburb never happens + things that happened because of sburb don't happen either, but the alternian society is relatively unchanged. i dont actually know.. what.. karkat does.. like i cant figure out why he wouldnt be culled but it doesnt really matter i just wanted to draw him looking cool! (i am. open to hear about speculation if you have any). also i figured that Kanaya would go to the brooding caverns after her lusus dies, bc the wiki said her lusus would die regardless of the game taking place n whatever, and probaly do something with the matriorb there idk. thats all tho! ill prolly draw them more and maybe develop more lore as i do ^^;
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Transcript!
i donโt know what their dynamic is in the canon of this auโฆ but that wonโt stop me from making them kiss :]
The Vigilant
adult karkat on alternia
new highly developed shoosing skill
honestly has a calmer demeanor because heโs learned whatโs worth exploding aboutโฆ though he probably developped a crazy resting bitch face
pleased (arrow to karkat with a neutral face)
The sash doubles as a sling for when he visits Kanaya in the brooding caverns. Heโs also very tranquil around grubs because they donโt cause unmanageable problems. Heโll get mad if someone else bothers one
(yes iโm obsessed with dilfkat
thatโs why i drew this)
The Predator
adult nepeta on alternia
Taller than karkat <3
still a silly goober, but better at getting what she wants
she probably got her title from a history of single-handedly slaying fearsome lusii. she likely takes assassination type of jobs because of her stealth. one of the more easy-going trolls from the group
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also! fun fact. i was having trouble designing kk's outfit so i looked in an old antiques catalog book from the internet archive to get inspiration from objects that had the same colors as those that i wanted to use in his design? not sure why i did that. just had a hunch that it would be fun. so this is the object i found that strangely enough inspired kk's fit
haha.. and i also found one for nepeta, though it was easier to design her fit and i didnt actually need a reference object
the book was "Antique Trader antiques & collectibles 2009 price guide"
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i think ppl should make crazy insane drawings of pearl like they do grian or scar n stuff just cus shes a little quirky if you will and not because im very still insane abt her or anything haha totally
[+bonus version without blood]
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๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ โ โ ๐. โ โ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฅ๐.
โฅ๏ธ. โ โ ๐ฟ๐พ๐ด๐ผ๐ โ โ ์ฝ โโ โ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ.
๐๐๐ฅ๐ฆ. โ โ โ โฟ โ โ โ โ ๋ฐ๋ค โ โ โ ๐ฝ.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ อ ๐๐๐๐
. . .
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐พ๐๐พ๐ฝ ๐๐๐พ ๐๐พ๐บ๐
๐๐พ๐บ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฟ ๐๐๐พ ๐๐๐๐ฝ ๐
๐๐๐พ. ๐ ๐๐บ๐๐ ๐บ๐
๐
๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐บ๐๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐พ๐๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐๐๐. ๐๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐๐ ๐๐๐บ๐ ๐๐บ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐บ๐๐.
๐. โ โ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐พโ ๐พ๐โ ๐๐โ ๐ก๐๐๐ซ๐ฝ.
๐๐บ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐โ โ ๐ฟ๐๐๐บ๐โ โ ๐ฝ๐พโ โ ๐๐๐๐๐๐.
๐ฎ๐ผฬ โฅ๏ธ. โ โ โ ๐ท๐พ โ โ โ ๐ป๐๐ฝ๐ โ ๐ โ โ โ ๐๐ซ๐ญ.
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DP x DC: Puppy Love
Waiting for my friend in the emergency room(theyโre fine, weโll not fine obviously but not actively dying) so might as well write on my phone
So if there are two things Iโm adamant about itโs that Alfred should still be alive and that DC SHOULD GIVE JASON BACK HIS DOG
For those poor souls that do not know, Jason had a dog name, and this is 100% true, Dog. Jason is canonically bad at naming things so he named his dog Dog. And the storyline between him and her is actually really touching. He rescued her from a dog fighting ring where she was used to bait dogs. Jason earned her trust showed her kindness and she loves him for it and it makes me emotional. GIVE JASON BACK HIS DOG YOU MONSTERS
Sheโs not dead just got written out by giving her to someone, but still, that man loves and pampers Dog, gave her an engraved nameplate and everything
But consider Cujo, the ghost of a dog being trained to be a guard dog, put to death long before his time wanting the thing that made him happy in life: his toy. Danny finds him, bonds with him and helps him get back the thing he loves most, and Cujo loves Danny for it.
A story as old as time, a boy and his dog, or in Dannyโs case a boy and his ghost dog.
So imagine this: Danny moved to Gotham with Cujo and things are going great, except for one thing.
Cujo has a little crush
Now normally this wouldnโt be a problem, but Cujo is a ghost. Aka he can walk through walls. So when Cujo wants to visit his lady friend, he just bolts right through the wall, and leads Danny on a merry chase.
Meanwhile Jason is confused to come home to his penthouse only to find Dog cuddled up with a smaller green dog that isnโt Beast Boy. The other dog is friendly and gets along with Dog, but itโs driving him crazy wondering how he got in without tripping an alarm. Then thereโs a knock on the door
Jason opens the door to find an out of breath guy about his age with black hair, blue eyes and windswept hair that might have been intentional if it hadnโt been for a few leaves stuck in it.
And thatโs how Jason met Danny
Cut to this happening a few more times and then turns into organizing little โdatesโ for their dogs and the while falling slowly in love with each other romcom style
Thatโs right, this has been a romcom about two dog owners falling in love because their dogs are literally obsessed with each other
Bonus: Danny giving Cujo โthe Talkโ
Danny, wagging his finger: Donโt make a rosemaryโs baby, understand?
Cujo: Bark
Danny: ... good.
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id render YOU in any universe
aus in order from top left to bottom right:
we have always lived in the apartment by quinn @thatneoncrisis | harrow nova | gehenna the first also by quinn | arranged marriage au | canon
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The parts of you that support me
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noah kahan really said growing up in a small, bitter hometown is about the rage and the hatred that's been sung about many times before but it's also about love and devotion and the 'all three of us were drowning and we didn't know how to save each other but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together' of it all and knowing people so intimately yet not being able to help anyone and he's morally grey at best in a lot of his songs and objectively the bad guy in others and that's just how it is and it's about substance abuse and normalised crime and teen suicide and country roads and failed exams and leaving and being left and love and hate and love and hate and love and
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Publicists Have Amazing Websites
I'm looking into maybe working with a publicist to manage some upcoming acting announcement and their websites are such a serve. You might think that publicists would be public and easy to track down, but no - a good publicist is like a safecracker: you'd never know they were there. So a lot of their websites are just like, their basic email on one webpage and that's it. No client list, no employee list, no mission statement or values, and usually a very generic name that makes it hard to google them. No jokes, I found one company who's whole website is just their logo. In order to email them I had to look up their directors from an old trade publication, search for them, find one of them had a locked Instagram account, and get lucky that she displayed her email on it. I had to go on a quest to find these people, I had to answer riddles three, I had to cross a rickety bridge and swim through a trench - they do not want to be seen.
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I think it's time for the goyim to understand this huge detail :) these two movements mask their inner antisemitism by claiming to be Jewish/for Jews/whatever lies they come up with daily to appear friendly to actual Jewish individuals. None of them represents actual Jews, in fact it makes most of us feel unsafe whenever these groups are brought up. Don't get fooled by any of them!
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Limbus slugcats I did between uni work and owed art! Partially inspired by ari-zonia's Limbus slugcats I saw a while ago, but I also wanted to do my own take on em! Also includes iterator Dante for funsies.
I had clearer ideas for some of them than others, struggled to think of something for Hong Lu & Meursault but instantly knew what I wanted to do for Don Quixote and Sinclair. It was fun to figure out though!
All of the info/etc assumes:
All hard-mode spawns
Ascension is the goal of the campaign
Definitely not balanced, I just like numbers
Text transcription under the cut in case it's hard to read! Fair warning that it does get pretty long.
Yi Sang - The Researcher
Frail
0.8 spear damage
1.4 speed
Can craft pearls (does not contain data)
Survivor diet
Double jump at Karma 5+
Faust - The Scientist
Survivor stats
Survivor diet
Can read pearls
Can craft items
Amount of craftable things depends on # of pearls catalogued
Pearls must contain data
Has a self-made scanning drone
Don Quixote - The Valiant
2 spear damage, longer cooldown
Slide inflicts 0.6 damage
Can become stuck in walls
1.7 run speed
1.3 tunnel/pole speed
Bodies worth 1/2 pips
Can maul
Ryoshu - The Artist
Special spear deals 2 damage
Reg. spear damage 1.2
Can eat grenades/cherrybombs
Otherwise, hunter diet
1.2 run speed
Cannot hibernate w/o her spear
Lost spear = game over
Increased stealth/quiet
Can maul
Meursault - The Steadfast
bulky, can tank 1-2 fatal hits
1.7 spear damage
0.8 run speed
slide deals 0.4 dmg
heavy
bodies worth 1/2 pips
Hong Lu - The Sheltered
Hunter stats
Increased chance of pearl and special spear spawns
Better swimmer + slightly extended breath timer
Survivor diet
Glows faintly (not as strongas neuron glow)
Heathcliff - The Ruffian
1.1 spear damage
Rubble deals 0.8 damage
Can throw small animals for varying amounts of damage depending on size
1.2 run speed
Hunter diet
Can maul
Can survive 1 fatal hit
Ishmael - The Seafarer
Greatly extended breath timer
Better swimmer
1.2 run speed
Otherwise survivor stats
Cold resistance, but temporarily loses resistance coming out of water however
Can craft few items (ex. 2 rubble = 1-time-use spear)
Bodies worth 1/2 pips
Rodion - The Gambler
High cold resistance
Starts with slightly raised global reputation
Pearls can be eaten for a random (+), (-), (=) effect
Pearls worth 1/4 of a pip
1.2 spear damage
Bodies worth 1/2 pips
Sinclair - The Apprentice
Stats alter based on karma level
Lower karma = higher stats
Higher karma = lower stats
Speed never goes lower than 1.2
Survivor diet
0.6-2 spear damage
1.2-1.7 run speed
Can maul at โค3 karma
Quieter when crouching
Light bodyweight
Outis - The Commander
1.4 spear damage
Otherwise hunter stats
Hunter diet
Global rep more sensitive to change
befriended scavs more aggressive when threat is present
Can craft few items (ex. lantern, flashbang, 1-time use spear, etc)
Gregor - The Cermin
Survivor stats
Has slugpup companion
Can be used as a diversion
Slugpup cannot die
Can shock animals at cost of 1 pip
Used to stun, strength of infant centipede
Bodies worth 1/2 pips
Can eat most things
Can survive 1 fatal hit
Dante - Twelve Chains That Bind
Cannot raise karma
Not super functional
Slugcats can bring other sinner corpses to their chamber to be revived
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