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ozzyeelz · 8 months

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Gifts for @friendlyengie and @hazardtoons of thier tf2 ocs The Therapist and The Decoy(s)!

Armani and Marcel (The Decoys) belong to Friendlyengie and The Therapist belongs to Hazardtoons!! Be sure to check them out and vote for them in the @tf2shipswag oc polls and tournament!! :3

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dunkledog · 1 year

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//blood and severed spy head [no gore]

just in case :)

they're smitten in their own ways

whoops i haven't posted in a while

here, take some messy sketches [imagine im tossing them at you like bird seed and you are pigeons in a park]

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #medic tf2 #heavy tf2 #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #spy head tf2 #demoman tf2 #the spy head gets a cigarette as a treat #i think medic talks to him like his own personal therapist #spy head told him to get a real therapist and then got locked in the freezer for a week. never again

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ecoamerica · 2 months

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quotidianish · 1 year

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I love extrapolating ideas about the merc’s parents based off of what little is mentioned of them (me w/ heavy’s dad lol). Don’t let your boy drink, even though he’s already 13 (big boy number).

#maybe one day I’ll draw another merc that isn’t demoman #that’s the third time one of medic’s coworkers used him as a therapist this week #his da’s entire personality is extrapolated from demo’s sober state #he had to get that resting bitch face from somewhere #I think demo and his mum have this odd relationship #where they don’t exactly get along and clash a bit too much #but they’ve only got eachother anyway #tf2 #art #tf2 demoman #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #quotidianish #might draw from trucks n vans their dynamic means so much to me

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hazardtoons · 10 months

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Did a bit of a poster for the upcoming tournament over at @tf2shipswag ! I hope she gets in and I hope she gets far.

The Therapist’s job is to provide help and therapy to the mercs to help them work healthy. However, she can be vicious and merciless, using the sensitive information she’s given as a weapon. Perhaps she doesn’t have their best interests in mind…?

She is also…

Trans gender

divorced (in canon!)

failgirl

mean as fuck

fucked scout’s ma while also giving him therapy about it

pretended to be religious to hit on the priest in a confession booth and it worked

Muscular

disabled (shes blind)

owns a cute dog

If that helps?

#tf2 #tf3 #tf2 oc #tf2 oc polls #the therapist #pawprints

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koyot1 · 2 years

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have you seen my son? have you seen my beautiful boy? tell him i miss him.

#tf2 spy #team fortress 2 #my art #tf2 #fanart #tf2 scout #my therapist is gonna be so proud of me

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mothbagel · 6 months

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emesis blue art (not really any spoilers but blood warning)

....can you tell who my favorite character is /silly

#I cant draw birds so please like ignore the first one #I didnt think I could be hyperfixated on tf2 more than I already was but here we are #its gotten to the point where my therapist makes fun of me for it its amazing #the arts #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #emesis blue #emesis blue spoilers #emesis blue medic #emesis blue fanart

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ecoamerica · 2 months

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fluffytimearts · 11 months

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Okay, random thought but....

what if, and I'm just brainstorming here, what if...scout is a therapist friend? I mean, yeah, he's cocky and arrogant but at the same time he's the type of dude who genuinely likes to help his friends in his own way and even encourages them during fights! I wouldn't be surprised if he was a therapist friend to fricking Sniper!

#tf2 scout #tf2 #tf2 headcanons #therapist friend

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aprofessionalwithoutstandards · 1 year

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I just wish people wouldn't see transman/transmasc and automatically assume bottom and submissive and wants to get fucked. no one ever sees transmen as tops or dominant or actually fucking someone (not "but he's RIDING a dick tho"). it makes me sad and feel left out and I wish people had more representation that wasn't "haha transman has pussy, he needs cock in it and pregnant". it makes me feel gross and wrong that all I wanna be is a top and it makes me just feel sad about sex

I'm not sure why you're telling me this and I'm also going to encourage you to learn to express this in a way that doesn't refer to content that includes trans men bottoming and/or getting pregnant, which is often made by trans people who enjoy that, as "gross". I'm a transmasc vers and I absolutely understand where you're coming from, there IS a big underrepresentation of transmasc tops AND transfem bottoms while I'm here, with the most examples really coming from t4t spaces (and even then, it's really only trans gay guys posting abt trans guy tops and trans lesbians posting abt trans girl bottoms, m/f t4t sex is still so often Trans Man Has Vagina And Gets Penetrated, Trans Woman Has Penis And Penetrates, even though that's really not the case for everyone lol), but also like. idk what u want me to do about it LMAO. When it comes to stuff like this, you really have to learn to either make your own content, make friends who will make this content for you, commission people who will make this content for you, and/or just suck it up and deal with it lol. The overrepresentation of transmasc bottoms in nsft content definitely exists and is a problem, but also there is nothing wrong with being a transmasc bottom and transmasc bottoms/verses deserve to be represented and be able to make content about the things that they enjoy. Your preferences aren't the center of the universe, basically. If other people bottoming makes you "feel sad about sex" then that's some "second-hand dysphoria" bullshit and not something I can help you with

#anyway reminder that my inbox is not a confessional #and if you send stuff like this to me ur gonna have to be okay with me possibly challenging it a little bit #i am a tf2 blogger i am not a priest or your therapist #ask #anon #mick dicks

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fagpulp · 4 months

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Uhoh

#DAT WAS NOT IT #I THINKT HE REASON I LINGER ON IT IS CAUSE I DIDNT REALLY GET COMFORT ABT IT??????????#love my friend but even when i brought it up w them.they were just like. OK thats bad go see a therapist #and now its just a. like haha the worms amiright #anyways #i want a hug #thank you soldier tf2 <3 i inflict unto you 2 realities

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hound-tooth · 2 years

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mr. jane doe im so fucking sorry

#art #tf2 #tf2 soldier #and me i guess #ms paint #im sorry sir i didnt mean to it slipped my mind i swear #when i first got into tf2 he was so annoying but just like all of these rat bastards hes grown on me #now theyre all my besties or whatever i fuckin guess try explaining that one to your therapist #anyway. sorry solly promise it wasnt on purpose #hugs and kisses etc etc

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maddestmewmew · 2 years

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went thru my drafts and found this. this os where i legitimately got my name im not kidding

#au where im named uhh #MICAH . THATS MY OLD THERAPISTS NAME #au where im named fucking fifer #au where im named scout and i have to say No Not From TF2 everytime i introduce myself #AU WHERE IM NAMED COHEN <- really close to an ex friends name

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gammaliminal · 11 months

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Neon Troupe: Meet The Cast

(project intro) (written by an in-universe character, you'll see who they are :3)

I'm obligated to do this for... New hires. Here's everything which is need-know about the Contractors and some notable non-battlefield staff.

Alright first up, the Contractors, the people we've hired to fight the turf-war.

Offense:

The Recon (he/him) A calico house cat from Scotland, their owner uplifted them in a bid to compete in cat shows of fellow uplifted cats. When it was obvious that his lust for blood and annoying attitude was too much, his owner instead trained him in firearms and flying to become a hired gun.

The Chemist (he/him) He had always been an odd fellow. Having a tenure for a university in Russia, doing various under-the-table experiments and backalley chemistry projects, most of which were homicidal. When he needed money for said experiments, he decided to become a Contractor.

The Demolisher (she/her) A quite large and friendly(ish) woman from Mesoamerica, she was conscripted some time ago into the military, then afterwards she used her demolition skills for a more productive purpose. After then getting replaced by robots, she gone and started blowing up production lines and robots left and right. We convinced her to take out her rage for a pay check.

The Charger (he/him) A strange German man who seems almost hesitant about murder. From what we can tell, he invented his jets some years ago in a weird jousting competition hosted by him. After it got bloody, he decided his deadly skill in swords could be sold…

Defense:

The Spark (she/them) Coming from Japan, we observed she had a flagrant disregard for other's safety if it fed her curiosity, or for her need to rant about electricity in others' ears. Despite quite a few of our staff objecting to having her hired, we decided the noise was worth it for a skilled contractor and someone who could fix the office's lights.

The Exosuit (she/her) A quite lithe woman from Australia, she had been a computer scientist in college. Needing to do manual labor for money, she got her hands on an exosuit, but eventually that wasn't enough. Calling up one of her more physically minded friends, she slowly modified it into a killing machine. We also note she has a smoking problem…

The Technician (they/them) Always the overachiever, they graduated from all branches of engineering in a university from Britain. Then they got drafted into the war, and used those PHDs for military research and military hardware. After it ended, and with a new taste for blood, they decided to hire their miracle skills out. We won't judge their financial decisions.

The Caretaker (they/them) Alright, we honestly don't have much of an idea where this guy came from. Tracking the breeds of their animals, their clothing, and their equipment, they seem to be from the Exclusion Zone in Ukraine. The few times they speak, it's through a voice changer and either emotionless or highly passionate. We do know they spend their paycheck on their animals though.

Support:

The Hunter (he/him) We've received multiple complaints about this guy. From the east coast of the US, he was a pro airsoft player. Eventually, he got bored and, after getting banned from tournaments for his modified rifle and his massive ego, hired himself into actual warfare. No, we're not firing him.

The Nurse (she/her) From somewhere in the Caribbean, she became a pretty successful nurse, even when she had to take a week off for a drug trip. After losing her license through a count of murder, multiple counts of drug dealing, and a lot of drug (ab)use; she got into mercenary work despite seemingly having a genuine heart.

The Trickster (they/them) From the few bits and pieces of history we can gather, this enigma seems to previously be a dancer from Canada. At least, we think, could be another of their tricks. Anyways, their skills in trickery and espionage seems to be unmatched. As their ingenuity, if their cloak and disguise tools are made by them.

The Vandal (he/them) From the west-coast of the US, of our operating territory, comes this delinquent. His rage at the system landed him with a life sentence in prison. Though, our headhunters saw potential in him. We decided it was worth making various deals so as long as he's still with us, he isn't being hunted by the cops. Noted for his drinking problem, though, it seems he's mindful of not being drunk on the battlefield.

Special:

The CEO (he/him) CEO of an oil company allied with us, small time politician, and the 37th recipient of the miracle body replacement. His faux-adventurous attitude is only superseded by his paranoia about how much money he has. While his consciousness is transferable, your paycheck is getting docked each time he has to replace his body.

Now as for our non-combatants, well, you might see some of them in the background. Please don't disturb them as either they're doing important work or on break.

Starting off with ones hired by ORG and PNK we have

The Hack (they/them) A small-time IT expert and cybercriminal in the newly made frontier of the internet. After they got into hot-water with too many international entities, we bailed them out in exchange for working with us. Got to cover all our bases (and we desperately needed someone who could navigate our server room).

The Janitor (he/him) A quiet man without too much to say, drifting through the building cleaning up any mess that appears. He previously worked as a hired gun in the 60s, but those days are long passed and asking him about it gets nothing besides side-eye and a light grunt.

The Secretary (she/her) A women hired by the CEO for his busy work and bookkeeping, she's barely out of college and already doing such big work. She seems always overworked and underpaid, relinquishing the moments of break she has. Also seems to like me a lot for no particular reason.

The Courier (she/them) A crafty women, while quite young she is very good at what she does. Ie: Piloting drones for deliveries, mail, and notes from upper management. She's really quite jovial, gratingly so. While they haven't met yet, I expect her to be good friends with the Spark.

Now for the ones on our payroll, we have

The Public Announcer (PA) (they/them) I'm not allowed to say much here. They're the one over the speakers managing the rounds and matches, announcing the state of the battlefield to our Contractors. (Though, off the record, I kind of hate them, and love them? I've said, too much so, will not be elaborating)

The Proxy (he/him) That's me, hey there. I act as a middlemen and body guard for the PA, doing their wetwork and speaking directly to the Contractors. Off the books, I'm probably the most reasonable one here, even if that includes liking my (mildly homicidal) boss. Please… Don't let that get on record.

The Therapist (one of: he/him, she/her, they/them) The company hired them more as a kind gesture then anything else really. This varying-gendered person does seem to be genuinely qualified and reasonably successful. Though, they seem overly unprofessional with our Contractors, and do a large amount of check ins with them without reason.

The Dispatcher (any/all) Our quartermaster, tactician, strategist, and middle manager. She's quite an old hat in the business, having been in the parent companies to ours and even being the previous PA, til [REDACTED] took over. Nowadays they mostly drift around the office making small talk and constantly organizing and planning stuff.

The Driver (he/him) Ah yes, the guy who picked you up. He's the one who transports important personnel and important packages with his quite fancy car (it's bulletproof too, don't ask me how i know). He's an ex-Mafia actually, but then he decided to look for bigger things...

Oh, and finally, there's someone I need to caution you against

The Eye (???/???) Alright let me go off the books one more time, has anyone else seen this guy? Faded green suit, suitcase, fedora? I swear I've seen them watching the battlefield from a distance but besides faded Polaroids I haven't seen anyone mention them…

(and that's all of them! hope you like them and their emblems, as provided by @schmegaman-x!!) - Ξλ

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jamisonwritestf2trash · 9 months

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Hello again! I was chatting with someone and he said "someone should make writing style hcs for the mercs", and I instantly went "I know a guy" so now i'm here. How do you think the mercs would write? (note: he also said "Scout would write like Greg heffley" which is hilarious)

How Do the TF2 Mercs Write?

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I'm smiling like an idiot rn. This is so sweet, and the promt is very cool! (Your friend is 100% correct, btw.)

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I'm going to headcanon, whay they write about, how they write about those things, and some hand writing pictures of how I think they'd write! So be prepared for a long one 😭 Can you tell I'm an English nerd?

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Demo-

You'd think he'd have super messy handwriting, but he's actually a very neat writer. Has an ink and quill pen set, loves gold ink more than traditional black ink.

He writes about his mom and his childhood. He writes very vividly and with lots of detail. I feel like this man is a walking thesaurus.

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Engie-

He has very clean writing. I'm day to day life (he has the worst writing when working on his projects). Like he'll leave a note on the door saying that the gangs run out of milk and everyone's shocked. You'd think he'd have atrocious handwriting. Learned cursive in school and never really stopped using it.

When he's writing like this, he's normally sending letters to people he cares for or trying to order parts for his latest projects. He's very formal when he writes to anyone.

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Heavy-

Heavy is also blessed with very nice handwriting, but instead of the school system forcing him into writing better it was his mom.

He likes to write about animals and his friends. He keeps a small book by his bed to write little things he learns throughout the day. Not very descriptive, more along the lines of "I heard birds singing this morning, it was pretty." Or "Scout likes brownies more than ice cream." Normally, just mundane things. (Also, he writes mainly in english to improve his ability to understand English words but sometimes defaults to Russian if he can't remember or spell a word properly.)

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Medic-

Ugh. This man writes like a doctor nine times put of ten just to fuck with people. He'll give someone a note, and it just has gibberish on it. He likes to watch them try and decipher it. But when he's not being a menace to society. He has genuinely beautiful handwriting. While it can be overly fancy, sometimes it's also easy to read.

He has two journals, he has a leather-bound one where he writes about Germany, his experiences of leaving his country, when he had his medical license, medical school, etc. Loves to write about the past. He uses that journal as a therapist. And then, of course, he has his neon pink Claire's notebook that he uses to write down every single thing that could be used against someone he's ever heard, with matching glitter pens.

When he writes, he never leaves any details out and is pretty clear and concise. He uses German and English interchangeably. Using English mainly out of habit.

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Scout-

While I do agree that this man probably writes like Greg Heffley (and honestly, his handwriting probably looks the same too.) I'd be wrong not to mention that he writes out little :), :0, >:), and other little faces on his notes, and have almost graffiti handwriting. He practiced writing to look like that, actually. He used to have decently nice handwriting, but he likes this one better.

He doesn't write much, but when he does, this man writes paragraphs about the most random things. All horribly spelled. This man can't read or write very well. Dyslexic king. He makes sure to get help with spelling, though, so he can write to his mom at least once a month.

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Sniper-

Oh, poor, poor man. Can not write clearly to save his life. Not that he's big on writing to begin with. There was never really any pressure for him to have good handwriting, and he mainly only writes to write himself reminders.

Very nondescript and straight to the point. But has a little quirk of using different dots (like • ○ ● □ ■ ☆) for his notes. He has a little dark brown book for all his reminders.

☆eat (is a common note left in the book). He also has written poetry, but he'd rather die than admit that.

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Spy-

Pretentious motherfucker handwriting and style. Could just be writing a reminder to wish someone a happy birthday and will go all out. It normally takes him 15 minutes to write a small note. He writes letters frequently, with no reason in particular. I think he just really likes writing. Uses big words but not in the same way Demo does. Like Demo will say, "The food was horrific." But Spy will say some shit like "the meal I partook in was horrifically distasteful and..." So on and so on.

I think he can also switch his handwriting at will. If he needs to pretend to have messy handwriting for some reason, he'll do it. Not without sheding a tear at how awful it looks first though.

Writes exclusively in French. One or two words in English every 10,000 words he writes.

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Soldier-

He likes using all capital letters when he writes! He feels like every word he writes is important. It also helps him remember things. I also don't think his vision is the best, so it's hard for him to see any other writing.

He doesn't write often, but he's always listing things, marking things that have changed, and writing down random questions that he'll spend the day trying to answer. Very observation based writing. You catch him writing and it's just a piece of computer paper with a list like,

THE CEREAL WAS MOVED

I SAW A BIRD

WHY DO BIRDS FLY INTO GLASS

ARE BIRDS OKAY AFTER FLYING INTO GLASS.

Very simple writer.

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Pyro-

Scarily neat and beautiful writing. Somehow, they can write like this no matter what situation they're in. I definitely think they just rewrite things they overhear, facts that they like, good memories they remember, and just odd things. Has multiple quotes written down from books they've read. They write with glitterpens, too. They have a bunch of construction paper they use to write on.

They don't really write much for necessity. They only really write to make themselves happy. Can be simple or descriptive depending on what their remembering.

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AH! I HAD SO MUCH FUN DOING THIS ONE! Thanks again for the ask! I hope your friend likes the answers :D

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #team fortress headcanons #tf2 headcanons #tf2 demoman #tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 hcs

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quotidianish · 8 months

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