#the witness being the dadness

[pyramis-family-official]

A thing that I keep forgetting to point out (but I want to make sure you know that I know)

A while ago, the Eramis experts confirmed a doubt I had for some time: Eramis was never chosen to be a Disciple

Like, she is not like Calus or Rhulk, she didn't start off like them nor she is treated like them and that was obvious

And, if we really wanted to be cynical, the Disciple Squad should be composed solely by Rhulk, Nezarec, Savathûn and Calus while Eramis, Xivu Arath and Fikrul are "honorary members"

If we were even pettier, Savathûn shouldn't be considered a Disciple anymore, so we'd have:

- the Disciples: Rhulk, Nezarec, Calus

- the honorary allies: Eramis and Xivu Arath

- and Savathûn as an ex Disciple

For the record, yes: I will try to consider this more "canonical" distinction so we can make everybody happy

Nevertheless, Savathûn and Eramis are still part of the family, so the Disciple Quintet will not cease to exist

(and yes, the Nightmare Moth Glaive trio is still a thing, but we're talking about the pre-Collapse, so it doesn't really count in this argument)

#fikrul is included because rhulk controlled the scorn #it's the #rhulk (psuedo)adopting the scorn barons #kind of dynamic #got it? #destiny 2 #pyramis family #the witness #rhulk #nezarec #savathûn #eramis #calus #disciple quintet #the witness being the dadness #disciple squad #xivu arath #fikrul #important point #so the eramis experts won't come at me

[turtleblogatlast]

Many unhappy returns specifically is kinda sad to me because it feels like it's supposed to be the splinter leo bonding episode of the show that he has with his kids. But for most of the episode other than the end of it, he's just kinda expressing his distrust and disaffection with Leo to him while Leo's going through the motions of his plans. And he praises leo at the end of the episode but it doesn't feel like anything gets resolved or addressed or even worked on like it does in other episodes that focus on splinter and his relationship with his kids like the ballad of rat man for donnie or hidden city's most wanted for mikey (kinda?)

Yeah imo “Many Unhappy Returns” is a fantastic episode for demonstrating Leo’s greatest strengths (his tactician brain and his ability to manipulate the playing field) as well as Leo’s greatest weaknesses (not discussing his plans with his team ahead of time and throwing them all into the swing of things without prior discussion, as well as his insecurity issues).

The episode also does well to show Splinter’s own flaws, that being he doesn’t really notice when his sons are suffering unless they make it blatant.

But…yeah the episode doesn’t really show us much resolve for that, not with Leo.

#non au ask #and yeah Donnie has a moment with Splinter in the Ballad of the Rat Man #Mikey has a moment in The Hidden City’s Most Wanted #and even Raph has a small moment of understanding with Splinter by being the only one to witness his dad’s childhood trauma #(but imo Raph needs his own REAL duo moment with Splinter) #meanwhile Leo gets…this #which is kinda less than nothing in terms of coming to understanding moments between Splinter and his boys #sure bonding occurred but… #again Splinter is understandably upset in the episode #but man I’d be hurt if I was Leo

[earlgodwin]

"One thing that I've always said about Juan is that every action that he does is heartfelt and genuine. When it was the war against the French, he was there and he was going to go to war, even though he knew he was going to die. He saw them getting ripped apart, but he was there and he was going to do it. I believe if Lucrezia hadn't come over, he would have led all his troops into death. I don't think there's anything that he's done which was through general cowardice. In terms of his survival, he died how he lived, and that's laudable, in itself." — David Oakes.

#it just gets to me that juan is a kid who has no fucking clue what he's doing since his dad gave him a position that's difficult for him #and as much as he was scared to death of the french army and witnessing his troops being torn to shreds... #he was willing to die to protect rome and impress his dad because he's terrified knowing that his dad trusts and confides only in cesare #the family's fuck-up trying not fuck up? #the only reason juan retreated is because of his love for lucrezia and how she would be upset if he died and he can't have THAT #the writing was so biased against him because they were too busy propping up cesare i fear but alas #anyways juan borgia deserved better. being completely discarded by his family is such a tragic fate for a character. #a character who's storyline is trying to impress them but they've always ganged up on him which is annoying #juan borgia #david oakes #the borgias #theborgiasedit #periodedits #perioddramaedit #weloveperioddrama #juan x lucrezia #dailyworldcinema #tvarchive #cinemapix #by jen

[epickiya722]

Yuuji and Toji just out here using vehicles as weapons and dying right in front of Megumi, huh...

The differences on how they handle Megumi's rabbits though...

#also body possession #out here being menaces #with the hands #like megumi witnessed yuuji throwing a car at an old guy #then later almost gets his ass flattened by truck-kun courtesy of his dad #i can't get over that #just kiya's thoughts #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #shibuya arc #shibuya incident #itadori yuji #itadori yuuji #fushiguro toji #fushiguro megumi

[undertheredhood]

imo, dick grayson is the type of person who would post 'am i the asshole' stories on reddit.

#batman #dick grayson #nightwing #robin 01 #dick grayson was never the angry robin #he was just severely traumatized by witnessing his parents' death #richard grayson #dick grayson has an account for both his civilian and superhero identities #dick grayson has a reddit account #dick grayson furiously typing on his computer: aita for being mad at my dad? #dick grayson is a disaster #at least he's asking for help even though it's from random strangers #his account for nightwing goes instantly viral everytime he posts something about the batfamily #bruce has lectured dick on leaking personal business on the internet multiple times #sometimes just to stir the post dick will post a fake story about batman on his nightwing account #dick grayson is a menace #just because he has eldest daughter syndrome doesn't mean he can't be a little chaotic #though technically he isn't really the eldest because he has an older half-sister

[cloama]

#They're saying it was a self-inflicted wound. Even if it was ...Boeing caused it. Witnesses and whistleblowers are intimidated and stalked #This is terrifying because there are only a few recent retirees left who knew the gold standard of Boeing from the old days. #those guys are old pacific northwest dads who definitely don't want to die or get caught up in this. They're being silenced. #I will not be flying until something changes. #because this means the planes are really and truly fucked.

[p4nishers]

i need content of codywan that just started working together like the first few months where their dynamic is cody barely resisting the urge to strangle his general and obi wan being like. already fucking head over heels for him.

like cody was expecting someone highly impressive based on his records so he obviously is excited to work with him cause his batchmates already met him on kamino and genosis and they all liked him which was, looking back, probably a prank on codys sanity and his bastard gremlin vode were absulately dying laughing at him. anyway so he obviously has high expectations and then this slutty "hello there" mf turns up with no self-preservation whatsoever, a feral demon child of a padawan, half the republic tailing him for every bullshit imaginable and beef with EVERY SINGLE SITH EVER???? WHICH HE SOLVES BY ???? FUCKING FLIRTING WITH THEM????? so you can imagine codys not having a great time.

meanwhile, obi wan daydreams about cody constantly. draws up their wedding invitations before even meeting him. praises him every opportunity he gets. kicks his feet and giggles about codys sarcastic comments ABOUT HIM while being in a room with CODY. stops talking in the middle of his sentence when he spots cody across the room and waves at him with the biggest smile possible. sets up regular sparring practices with the vode just so he MIGHT have an opportunity to be close to cody. labels the time when cody accidentally fell on him because of an explosion and touched his lips for 0.00001 milliseconds as their first kiss and gossips about it to quinlan. calls bant regularly to update her on everything cody does ever. buys every kind of tea and caf he can afford as an excuse to talk to cody and go into his courters. flirts with cody 24/7 and blushes tomato red when cody smirks at him and thinks about it so much he constantly walks into walls and tables and chairs and shinies and. breaks a table after cody stubs his toe into it. passes the fuck out when cody carries him this one (1) time, not bc of blood loss or anything simply too much attraction. constantly searches the force for codys signature even when they're not in the same system. calls him disgustingly sappy petnames in every other sentence. corners all of codys batchmates and asks thousands of questions about cody bc he cannot get them out of the man for the life of him and yes, wolffe, he absulately will die without knowing codys favorite color what kind of question is that. cody smiles once a month and obi wan thanks him everytime. cody hands him back his lightsaber for the first time and he proposes, loudly, cody ignores him completely and walks away. convinces anakin and ahsoka to drop "subtle" hints that he would be a good husband.

and everyone around them is having the time of their life watching codys right eye twitch whenever he's in a room with kenobi long enough while the man himself doesn't take his eyes off the commander during the entire 4 hour meeting and blushes everytime cody looks at him without a fail. cody barely refrains from throwing his datapad at his general when he suggests some self-sacrificing bullshit again.

it's truly like:

obi wan, beaming and eyes possibly gleaming with adoration: hello there, cody. how are you today?

cody, grinding his teeth together: fine, sir. wanted to talk to you about this report cause it's seems to be mistaken. surely, you're not thinking of blowing yourself up just so that TWO man, who are not even in any immediate danger whatsoever, can escape. right?

obi wan, brightening even further bc he loves their daily "banter": oh but of course, my dear, they're valuable men and anyway, i promised anakin he'd get to use the explosives this time.

cody, right eye starting to twitch horribly: right, of course, stupid of me to ask. one more thing, general, you wouldn't decommission me for anything i do, would you, sir ?

obi wan: what– darling, of course not. why would you–

cody: alright then [punches obi wan then walks away]

obi wan:

obi wan: i'm so in love with that man.

it's said that to this day obi wan still giggles in the most inappropriate times about that punch because cody was SO HANDSOME YOU DONT GET IT MACE THE LIGHT HIT HIM JUST RIGHT AND–

anyway codys hatred lasts till obi wan saves rex by putting himself in danger and when they get back, both bruised and bloody but amazingly alive and obi wan smiles at him like he always does with rex draped across his scarred shoulder, something in cody just settles and thinks. oh. oh. so this is what bly was talking about.

#this came to me in a dream #anakin wrinkles his nose and asks himself why would his dad be in love w the most boring mf ever then witnesses that punch and fucking #cheers cause he finally understands yeah the guy is great he once threw an orange at his masters head and obi wan was so busy staring into #his eyes he forgot to deflect and it him fair and square on the forehead and he fell backwards off his chair and everyone turned to cody #shrugged and muttered 'bastard fucking deserved it he know what he did' and fucking walked away. anakin never been prouder of #having a ba'vodu in his LIFE #anyways the point of all of this is thag obi wan is down TREMENDOUSLY and codys is unimpressed af and i need to see that more in fics #codywan #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #clone wars #tcw #sw #star wars #gay #also YOU KNOW i had to add bly YOU KNOW OK I AM TRULY CONVINCED HE WAS THE FIRST CLONE TO FALL IN LOVE AND TALK ABT ROMANTIC LOVE AND ALL #THAT SHIT AND THE VODE BEING SKEPTICAL LIKE IDK MAN MAYBE U WERE DROPPED AS A TUBIE TF ARE U TALKING ABOUT AND BLY INSISTING THAT 'JUST #ASK CODY HE UNDERSTAND' AND CODY BEING ABSULATELY MORTIFIED LIKE 'NO I DO NOT IF HE TRIED ANYTHING ID PUNCH HIM RED COULDN'T STOP ME THIS #TIME I WOUMD SO DO IT DO NOT TEST ME' #yes im in love with cody what about it honestly

[glitterrosesnzz]

why am i so. obsessed with the concept of a sneeze scenario with like. V/ox kidnapping L/ucifer.

like. L/ucifer just lets it happen. he could break free at any time he's just bored and wants to see what they'll do. but then he ends up like... being allergic/sensitive to... idk, either whatever it is V/al smokes or like, some room fragrance the V/ees use or whatever

and like, he can't just let himself sneeze. he'd probably end up accidentally breaking out of whatever they've trapped him in if he did, and he doesn't want his little damsel in distress act to be done and over with so early, this is fun

too bad he sucks at holding back-

#H/azbin H/otel #snz #snz scenario #L/ucifer at least wants to see someone try to rescue him cause he wants to witness whatever will go down #(and also wants to know who exactly would care enough to try and rescue him) #if it weren't for the fact he's genuinely trying really hard to hold back though #he would probably be talking so much that he'd annoy the V/ees into just giving him back willingly #thats the first thing C/harlie notices is off she's like ''dad's actually being somewhat quiet??? oh this might be an actual problem'' #cause she knows sometimes L/ucifer lets this happen just for fun. him being quiet when it happens though?? thats abnormal somethings up #like she was gonna start a rescue mission anyways but now she's got more real concern

[laurajameskinney]

absolutely sickening that laura and evan sabahnur basically lived out of the same van for months (even if it was magically tricked out to be bigger on the inside) and didnt once have a serious one on one conversation. you think he ever sat down with her and was like "so are we gonna talk about it" and she kept eating her cereal not even looking at him like "no"

#gg og #laura kinney #evan sabahnur #'it' being either that theyre both clones or. #evan witnessing lauras dad kill her brother (who had kidnapped him and was trying to make him evil) #x-men

[bonefall]

Deerfoot Refresher

wdym by “catching deerfoot” ? i have a vague memory of deerfoot having a gorey death in BF but don’t remember completely

@figgybeans

[Image ID: Deerfoot from Warrior Cats. He is a solid brown cat with yellow eyes, long whiskers, and dark brown paws, tail tip, and mustache. His upper lip is slightly cleft, permanently showing his front teeth. He's drinking some sort of pink liquid refresher from a glass with a straw.]

Deerfoot is a ShadowClan warrior who has opposed Thistle Law since Brokenstar took power. He's a son of Lizardstripe and Mudfoot, and the brother of Tangleburr and Runningnose.

He was actually one of my first reduxes so I'm super fond of the whole Mudlizard family lmao

Him and Tangleburr are the "two halves" of ShadowClan symbolically. Tangleburr immediately threw her weight behind Runningnose and Brokenstar and enthusiastically supported every campaign they engaged with. Deerfoot meanwhile was working with Nightpelt to plan the coup.

How did he not die during Runningnose's Plague? Maybe he got lucky. Maybe Runningnose couldn't bring himself to kill his brother. In any case, when TigerClan rolled around, Deerfoot did as Deerfoot does and organized the rebels once more.

He meets his end after helping Mistyfoot, Featherpaw, and Stormpaw escape to safety. He was the only cat captured in the 'Great Escape', and refused to snitch on any of his accomplices, paying with his life.

Because of his actions, Reedwhisker, Mosspelt, Stumptail, Mudfur, Jaggedtooth, and others were never discovered as rebels. He saved them all with this sacrifice.

#Btw they don't have glasses technologically but I wanted to show off the gross hotdogwater tea that Clan cats drink #Or straws. They don't have straws either #Deerfoot's just being cool in this picture #Remind me that I need to learn how to draw terracotta #Bonefall Rewrite #Bonefall TPB #Deerfoot #Bonefall Deerfoot #Funfact Deerfoot and Lizardstripe lay the exact same way #on their bellies with their back legs splooted #He's a lot like his mom actually #They have the same lip. Same colors. Same mannerisms #Tangleburr and Runny are strange in that they're not much like either parent #Besides Runny's wit and dour expression. Those are from his mom and dad respectively

[pyramis-family-official]

I love how the Witness and the Disciples are all literal gods and great genocidal entities, but none of them can cook for shit - and Calus, who is the youngest of the bunch, has to provide for the rest of the family because even Rowan is not a good cooker (unless her mother helps her)

As a friend of mine once said:

"They want to conquer the world, but they can't even cook themselves a plate of carbonara"

(in the kids' defence, Savathûn can cook pancakes and Eramis knows how to use a microwave, so it's better than nothing, I suppose)

#destiny 2 #pyramis family #the witness #rhulk #nezarec #savathûn #calus #eramis #rowan #disciple quintet #family dynamic #the witness being the dadness #rowan being the disciples' (non) mom #rowitness #cooking #headcanon #gods of destruction and pain cannot cook apparently and it's exhilarating

[unexpectedstormy]

I just watched my brother defeat Calamity Ganon on his 1st blind playthrough of BotW and WOW was that fun and exhilarating.

#I did not remember how horrific both his Calamity and Dark Beast form were #just imagine being the people in the stable nearest to the castle and witnessing the Dark Beast fight #it was so fun!! #makes me want to write my Dad!Teba adopts Link story

[i3utterflyeffect]

teehee, imagine this with the King Merc au. King is the one that is ordered to mute Second.

OH MAN... THAT'S HORRIFYING.... i genuinely think that king would forcibly try and stop victim, he would NOT be able to watch this, especially not with sc crying and BEGGING them to stop hurting alan--

#king would be WAY more angry about this whole thing considering he is watching a kid pretty much witness their dad being tortured #king merc au #i think he definitely realizes things are fucked up sooner considering it all goes downhill SO fast #i think he is kind of taking on the role of protecting SC while Alan can't #tommy's stickmen tag #king 🤝 alan: why have i done these things i want to go home to my kid(s)

[mchiti]

"look at your boy going nuts" said my bf to me yesterday and it was bpavard being crazy on the sidelines

#your boy lmaoooo. him and my dad. #we had him literally in front of us he was more entertaining than the match sadly i'm being real here #and tonight had to witness my actual boy going nuts over sc*macca. done with football u guys i'll be back for ucl

[jockbots]

Hihi @mirillel

im tagged in this lovely get to know meme!

• Three Ships: Patkillies, Russingon, Firebolt

• First Ship: Rick/Evie from the Mummy. But first ship that I actually went that one i need fanfic, art, movie, theatrical performance, album was for Red Alert/Inferno (Redferno)

• Last Song: Fighting Myself - Linkin Park

• Last Movie: Star Wars: Rise of Skywarker bc as of this year i had never seen it and in on a Star Wars catch up phase since playing Jedi: Survivor

• Currently Reading: Ancillary Justice by Ann Leckie - Spaceship turner person and galactic war and all that good sci-fi stuff but I'm yet to really sink my teeth into it.

• Currently Watching: Star Wars: Rebels I'm on season 4 already and I know im gonna cry

• Last thing you wrote: Slingblades time travel future life 10k fic where Slingshot and Blades got the future and find themselves married wit a bunch of kids.........listen its fanfic there are no rules!!!

tagging : @theelfmaiden @admirablemonster @absynthe--minded @advestager @searchinggalaxies

#abt me #replies #exposed and outed #for being nastry ferral and in love wit robots #for anyone curious blades and slingshot have 5 robot daughters that r as fiendish as these their dads #it basically self indulgent blades and slings being sweet and in love wit hurt comfy #and then bby blades and sling having a crisis

[loveofastarvingdog]

arguably one of the most. well-adjusted (<- sarcasm moment) things about me is the little mental spreadsheet i have in my head at any given time about how each of my family members would react to me coming out to them as queer, specifically trans though because honestly. that's the only one actually relevant.

#anyways i think eventually my mom would be willing to talk to me despite maybe being the most anti-transgenderism #(<- specifically my transgenderism because uhhhh mutilating myself i think) #because she keeps reaching out to my brother (<- known queer married to a known queer woman) #(<- estranged himself from our family {cough. parents.} because of how they raised us / homophobia etc) #so i truly think eventually she'd reach out and in theory i'd be willing to settle for that #even though i would feel so guilty because it would hurt her so bad if i was trans and queer #but it would hurt her worse if she lost another kid because of it #so. hard to say #anyways absolutely hilarious to meeeeee that my mom (<- arguabbly my most issues) is the one most likely to still talk to me afterwards wit #love. like my dad probably wouldnt cut contact but i do think he would be the most deadnaming #though my mom would be the most ohh but you're such a beautiful girl #anyways. i am playing with my family like dolls in my head #tw transphobia #timothy's txts.