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askblueandviolet · 2 months

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#lego monkie kid #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lego monkie kid fanart #lmk fanart #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #blue and violet #to the person who wanted to give them a blanket and a pillow with a TV:#i don't think you actually meant to give them a pillow with a tv built into it but the idea of such a thing was too silly #i couldn't just not draw it and put a screenshot of the lmk intro theme on it #anyways i think its really funny how people seem to assume blueberries are their favourite fruit or something #even though someone once upon a time asked if they liked blueberries and Mayor said something like 'I do not eat them often but I like them #they like pear guys #because it was the dullest fruit I could think of at the time of wondering what flavour milk ice they like #no i am not bullying pears #we do not accept pear slander in the chat #anyways idk what they are gonna do with the tempura shrimp and soy sauce #they will eat it probably

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inkskinned · 1 year

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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

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wombywoo · 9 days

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local cuisine 🤌

#call of duty #cod #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soapghost #my art #is this too niche?-I ask myself..drawing two characters from an FPS video game franchise eating the culinary marvel that is the wigan kebab #probably #anyway--Simon is currently extolling the necessity of pey wet #and Johnny's just mad that he actually likes it 😤#wigan kebab blast 💥

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egophiliac · 4 months

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Please elaborate on your twst Pokémon headcannons I’m very interested

I had planned on drawing everyone for this (I made a LIST!) but it. hasn't been going well. 💀 soooo here's what I have so far!

Riddle - Roserade (I was going with 'no legendaries', otherwise I would've given him a Shaymin) (and I don't think Togedemaru is actually a hedgehog or I would've given him one of those too) (...they kind of do fit though. hmm.)

Trey - Alcremie (clover/mint cream + strawberry/ruby cream)

Cater - DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD!

Ace - Impidimp (I feel like there's probably a better one for him, but I can't think of it)

Deuce - Scraggy (meanwhile I KNOW deep in my heart that this is true)

Leona - Pyroar (but like. a nasty Pyroar. just a grizzly old Pyroar with the shittiest attitude imaginable. they pretend to hate each other but secretly they are a bonded pair, do not separate)

#art #twisted wonderland #pokemon #poketwst #i'm trying not to pressure myself too much art-wise right now #but i would like to do more of the characters!#(especially considering this started with my insistence that malleus would have a dragapult)#gotta draw something i don't immediately hate first ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #ANYWAY enough art angst!#i'm not aiming for full teams or delving too deep into lore or anything #just one or two per character that i think fit!#i was pretty torn on leona for a while because pyroar is at once the obvious choice but also. not really?#(i did consider luxray and ultimately decided it doesn't really fit either)#but i kind of love Nasty Lionboy's Nasty Pyroar #i think there's probably some. like. ~royal tradition~ that they all bond with this one specific breeding line or whatever #and leona deliberately chose just the absolute worst one #took one look at this shitty rude pokemon and immediately went 'that one'#falena was like 'are...are you SURE' and leona cops an attitude like 'i'm choosing my OWN pokemon you're not my DAD'#as pyroar is actively attempting to eat him #actually it probably tried to eat kifaji first and that's when leona decided he liked it #me: this is just for funsies i'm not doing lore (writes a whole fanfic in the tags)

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asukachii · 1 year

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"Why don't YOU drive for once?! Ya idiot!"

"BECAAAAUUSE! I... can't.. drive these things!"

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(I don’t like putting watermarks so, PLEASE, if you want to post these gifs somewhere GIVE CREDITS! Also, don’t use them in edits/videos. Thanks~)

#trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #wolfwood #vashwood #(because i say so.)#my animation #gif #asukachii #i'm probably forgetting so many tags here...#i love these panels! a! lot! my favourites in the whole trigun manga together with... many other scenes #i have a long long list #i find these so funny #vash being 150 yo and not knowing how to drive? that could be me 🤝 i love you vash #also please wolfwood let him eat his donuts #in the first panel i animated a small small detail #wolfwood tapping his finger! alongside the music i was listening to while animating 🙈#i should include the song #i'm animating a bonus to this but i don't knkw if i will post it #first stampede saturday without a new episode #how are we feeling..?#orz #'because i say so' is just me joking! but i like them very much so i wanted to use the tag...#*know

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yhwcomeback · 4 months

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The Master of Water. "Ninjago Nya the Master of Water" Poster for Sale by Yhwcomeback | Redbubble

#my art #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #ninjago nya #nya #nya smith #samurai x #ninjago seabound #The way it goes from red to blue was crazy to see #Now Imma go eat breakfast and probably take a nice break

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amozon28 · 6 months

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The amount of anxiety this girl gives him. Shes like a cat that keeps trying to eat food shes not allowed

Bonus

She tries again lol

#lol the amount of anxiety this woman gives him by eating dangerous shit for funsies #like it probably wont kill her so its fine lol #girl no #the apothecary diaries #Kusuriya no Hitorigoto #maomao #jinshi #mine

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gal-o-guacamole · 7 days

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Ok but do you think they've been to Libido bath

#reupload because im STUPID #ok just let them have a vacation or something #V1 eated one of the creatures probably #gabv1el #mystery flesh pit #mystery flesh pit national park #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #ultrakill gabriel #ultrakill v1 #guac art #ibuprofen save me #cw: gore #kinda??#idk

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saltpepperbeard · 7 months

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Oh darlin', make it go away now...

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noodlebox-bird · 2 months

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the gang innocently murders lavi

thank u @metiredlr for the insp ✨

#noodle doodle #dgm #d.gray man #dgrayman #d gray man #dgm art #allen walker #lenalee lee #yu kanda #yuu kanda #lavi bookman #lavi #yeah i’m bullying lavi again what of it #if we’re being fr tho allen knows #lenalee maybe knows #kanda probably doesn’t know #kanda thinks he’s giving 100% correct information #he doesnt know what oregano is he only eats soba #lenalee internal monologue: hmmm no I definitely know what origami and oregano are…

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weevmo · 10 months

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Give it up for the Most Wally there is!

(Clown's last post inspired me - I love the physical puppet so much!!)

#welcome home #welcome home fanart #wally darling #welcome home arg #welcome home puppet show #HE EATS CRAYONS #probably #he looks like he would at least hah

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kiisaes · 10 days

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big day for annoying people (me)

#posting this a day early (from my time zone) bc i will probably be too busy tomorrow to make anything ..#need this boy to eat a full buffet after literally dying and resurrecting and collecting all that trauma in the span of like 20 minutes #pretend that i am a doting mother right now #bnha #mha #bakugou katsuki #fan art #becki draws stuff n stuff #rendered

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wildtornado-o · 10 months

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Doodles :)

I think the Graham de Vanilys should have some cats and ferrets, Félix seems like a ferret liker <3 The doodles on the last image are old ones i never got aroun to posting, mostly consisting of the aged up designs i have 4 feligami