#this bitch cant stop moving she is always doing something

[antlereed]

i think its because laudna is such a physical character, she exaggerates and emotes with her hands and face and hair so much, that i think she just. contains all of this emotion until she physically cant anymore. laudna cant sit still or else she explodes. she plays with her hair or makes cats cradles out of ichor, she grooms pates gross ass fur and tries to braid the long ichor-hair of her hound until they fade into nothing. laudna sways on her feet like she still hangs from a tree

#im having laudna thoughts and no where to put them #so here you go #this bitch cant stop moving she is always doing something #which is why i think the kiss parkour is real. because it was such a sudden flood of THING that her body just had to put into motion #anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk

[leclercsainzz]

i was listening to “all to well” by taylor swift and the part where she sings “i still remember the first fall of snow” (pretty much verse 6) came on and i remember i had seen a nico rosberg x lewis hamilton edit to this song a few nights ago and i was wondering if you could do one where reader is nico’s sister and she dated lewis but they fell of because of the whole brocedes friendship fall out and the fans associate them with this specific song/verse .. basically brocedes situation but instead it’s reader x lewis (idk if all this makes sense lol)

DO YOU REMEMBER IT ALL TOO WELL?

PAIRINGS: lewis hamilton x rosberg sister!reader

TYPE: social media au

ynrosberg

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ynrosberg: weekend photo dump or whatevaaa 🤷🏼‍♀️

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user: omG i stiLL CaNnoT beliEVE MOTHER PULLED UP TO THE HUNGARIAN GRAND PRIX AKAKD!!!!!

↳ user: apparently she only went to support danny bc she promised him that she’d show up to a race if he came back 😭

user: does anyone know if lewis and her interacted??!!?

user: gorgg 😍😍😍

zayn: 😍

↳ user: are they dating??

↳ user: zayn??? 👀 what are you doing here??

user: not nico using memes 💀 LMAOOO

↳ nicorosberg: it was actually a gif 😭

↳ user: pLease, this makes it 10x better

danielricciardo: ❤️❤️

user: still can’t believe mother pulled up and we didn’t get a single interaction with dad 😭😭

user: it’s the waY LEWIS WALKED BY HER WITHOUT SPARING HER A GLANCE 😭😭😭💔

↳ user: i cried when i saw that 😭😭 like why’d they show us?

user: so is everyone gonna ignore the last post?? 444?? 4’s??? who is associated with 4? lewis mf 44 hamilton?? hello?

user: lewis????

user: will forever hold on to the idea that they’ll get back together soon 😌

user: i love how everyone is bringing up lewis as if they didn’t end on bad terms lmao

fernandoalo_official: glad to see my spanish lessons taught you something 👍🏼

aussiegrit: it’s britney bitch

📌 pinned

user: not her pinning webber’s comment 💀

user: thE things i’d do to see a lewis comment or like 😩

user: just thinking about the fact that yn & lewis might’ve seen each other at the race but refused to interact w each other 😭

↳ user: they did:( and they ignored each other

user: can someone please tell me if her and lewis talked?

user: i just know they refused to look in each other’s directions

↳ user: stop 😭😭😭 you’re right, they didn’t 💔💔💔

user: 4?? lewis??

user: missing ynlewis hours 😓

user: ugh, she’s soo pretty 😍😍😍

user: how can one be this beautiful? 😩

ynrosberg

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ynrosberg: photo dump pt 2 🤪

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user: all too well 10 min ver. (taylor’s version)??? yes or yes??

↳ ynrosberg: always!!! 💗

user: LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS

user: 😍😍😍😍😍

zayn: thanks for the pic creds

↳ yourusername: yea yea

georgerussell63: i see my name 👀

user: i pray lewis and her will get back together

user: wishing for a ynlewis interaction 😩😩

↳ user: same, sis, same!

user: her smile in the third post 🥰

kendalljenner: 😍😍 beauty

↳ ynrosberg: mwahh 😘

user: when she listens to taylor swift >>

nicorosberg: never got my ice cream 😕

↳ ynrosberg: oops???

user: I REMEMBER IT ALL TOO WELL

user: i literally just saw a ynlewis edit to all too well!!! janskdnd

↳ user: SEND ME THE LINK, NOW

↳ user: ^ me too, please!!!

↳ user: wtF, iM crying 😭😭😭😭

user: i just need to know that her and lewis are on good terms, my mental health depends on this info

↳ user: hate to break it to you …. but ….

↳ user: they literally walked by each other TWICE during the hungarian gp and didn’t acknowledge each other 💔💔💔💔

user: does anyone know if lewis and yn are friends at least?

↳ user: girl??? they don’t even follow each other 🙂

user: she looks happy, he looks happy … they moved on .... maybe it’s time for us all to move on as well? 😔😔😔

↳ user: nO, i cant 😔 i rEfuse!!

user: who’s lewis??? and what does he have to do with yn and nico?? (i don’t mean to offend anyone, i just keep seeing so many comments regarding lewis … is he a driver like nico or??)

↳ user: long story short, lewis hamilton is a formula 1 driver (yes), him and nico used to be teammates .. they were pretty much fighting for the championship and in the process their friendship started to fall apart due to their rivalry and ig yn pushed lewis away after nico won and retired

↳ user: wasn’t it because lewis said he didn’t want distractions and wanted to focus on his career?

↳ user: tbh i’m not sure, they never really confirmed anything

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton: season so far ✌🏾

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user: ROSCOE!!!!

user: i wonder if roscoe misses mother as much as i do 😭

user: dad, please get back with mom!! 🙏🏼

user: my man everybody 😍😍😍

user: i heard from a friend that george “kidnapped” roscoe and took him to see yn

↳ user: wait wtf, are you being frr??? 😭😭 don’t play with me

↳ user: idk if it’s true

↳ user: i wonder how roscoe reacted when he saw yn, if he did

georgerussell63: roscoe 🥰

↳ lewishamilton: dognapper

↳ georgerussell63: i did it for the greater good:)

↳ user: wAit omgsksn does that mean he actually took roscoe to see yn or???? omg wkakalsk 🥺🥺🥺

user: he’s so fine 😩

fernandoalo_official: 😎

user: WAIT DID GEORGE REALLY TAKE ROSCOE TO GO SEE YN?? BC IF SOOO IMA CRY 😭😭😭😭

user: ya’ll remember when roscoe would pull up with both his parents to the paddock?? 😔 ahh, good old times

user: @sebastianvettel sebs, i need you to work your magic and reunite my parents, please

user: not getting over how they just walked past each other as if they didn’t spend 4 years together 💔

user: the fit 🔥

user: things that keep me up at night: brocedes & ynlewis

↳ user: ^ THIS!!!!

user: ya’ll ever thing about the what-if of ynlewis??

user: goat with a another goat (alonso) 🤩

user: they day yn and lewis reunite will be magical

user: missing the yn comments/likes 🥺🥺🥺

carlossainz55: 🤩🤩🤩

user: 7 years ago, ynlewis broke my heart 😭😭😭

↳ user: don’t forget brocedes 😭😭

↳ user: can’t believe it’s been 7 years, mate

user: i wonder if they privately talk, yk??

↳ user: never thought of that but i hope they do, tbh

sebastianvettel: ❤️

user: roscoe’s too adorable!! 🥺❤️

user: i know they’ll find their way to each other eventually

ynrosberg

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ynrosberg: life so far 💗 (p.s. happy 8 months, lover)

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user: mOTHER?????? who is that????

user: 8 months???? wtf?? hello?? since when???

user: what about lewis??!

user: looks like mother gave us another dad 😔

↳ user: lewis is MY dad, idcc … zayn can be my step dad

user: so you’re telling me lewis and yn getting back together won’t happen anytime soon?? 😭😭

zayn: ❤️

↳ user: wAIT!!!! ZAYN??!??? OMG MAKALANS I KNEW THE TATTOOS LOOKED FAMILIAR WHSLs

↳ user: one direction guy????

nicorosberg: cute

↳ ynrosberg: 😌

user: they’ve been together for 8 months?? 😮😮

user: it all makes sense, i just never connected the dots

user: this was not on my 2023 bingo card 😩

user: ngl but this is actually cute

danielricciardo: cats out the bag, yayyy 🥳

↳ user: YOU KNEW!/@/&/@/‘s

user: i wonder how lewis is feeling rn

↳ user: as if he cares

user: mom, what about dad?? 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔

user: @lewishamilton

user: nooooOo i miss dad 😭😭

user: allbio984!;’al hepan huh?!?!@ what?&@“”

user: ig those rumors a few months ago were true

↳ user: which ones???

↳ user: they were seen together like 3 months ago and there were speculations that they were together but it was never confirmed until now 😭

user: i’m still at the restaurant with dad 😢😢😢

user: yn, you’re breaking my heart 💔💔 we want dad

user: scReaming and goiNg apeshit alapamcbh93&,!;@/

user: lewis officially lost her 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

user: i can’t believe this wtf

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton: all too well

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user: DAD IS QUOTING “ALL TOO WELL”

user: roscoe owns my heart, idcc 🥺🥺

user: you remember it all too well, huh? 🥺

user: ya’ll remember yn posted a photo dump a while ago and one of the pic was a “all too well” aesthetic and now he’s using it as his caption??? he definitely misses her 😭😭😭

user: “just between us do you remember it all too well” you remember, she remembers, we all remember 💔

user: dad, we know know you miss mom and uncle nico

↳ user: 😭😭😭 stopp

user: roscoe 🥰🥰🥰

user: mom’s got a new boyfriend

user: ynlewis/brocedes will forever be my roman empire

georgerussell63: roscoe’s such a cutie!

↳ user: idc if you have to break yn and zayn up but we NEED our og parents back, please 🙏🏼

user: they were THE COUPLE

user: she definitely haunts all his what-ifs 😭😭

↳ user: he should’ve married her when he had the chance

↳ user: will never get over him choosing his career over her

user: @ynrosberg

user: i miss them everyday 😩

user: i often think about how if brocedes never ended the way they did they would’ve been together, just maybe

↳ user: i think about this everyday 😩😩😩😩

↳ user: they would’ve been married and with a kid by now

maxverstappen1: have you been hitting the gym?

↳ lewishamilton: always

user: it’s never too late, don’t give up

↳ user: she’s with zayn

user: i still hold on to the possibility that they’ll get back together eventually

user: timing was wrong bc they were in different stages of their lives but i believe they’ll always be soulmates ❤️

user: why’d they break up??

↳ user: bc yn wanted a family and lewis was too focused on his career at the time, i guess

user: roscoe’s a child of divorce like us 😭😭

user: convinced myself that taylor wrote verse 6 about them in all too well (10 min ver)

user: i wonder if he ever gets deja vu when he sees her or viceversa

user: ynlewis keeps me up at night

user: we lost two amazing things 😔 ynlewis & brocedes

↳ user: we can all collectively agree it’s mercedes fault

ynrosberg

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ynrosberg: an adventure is about to begin 🥰

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user: mother is becoming a mother??!? omg 😭😭

user: congratulations!!!

zayn: can’t wait for our little one ❤️

↳ ynrosberg: ❤️❤️❤️

user: im not crying, you are 😭

user: the fact that’s she’s becoming a mother 😭 w/o lewis

user: this could’ve been lewis

↳ user: if only 😔

sebastianvettel: happy for you, congrats! ❤️❤️

↳ ynrosberg: ❤️❤️

nicorosberg: can’t wait till i’m officially an uncle 😢

↳ ynrosberg: ilyyyy ❤️

danielricciardo: IM GONNA SPOIL THAT KID

aussiegrit: congrats, yn

↳ ynrosberg: 😊😊 thanks youuu

jensonbutton: ❤️❤️❤️ congrats

↳ ynrosberg: 🥰

fernandoalo_official: 🥳🥳🥳

georgerussell63: can i be the uncle too??

↳ ynrosberg: why not 🤪

user: AHHH IM SOO HAPPY FOR YOU!!

kendalljenner: congrats, my love 🥳❤️❤️❤️

user: im so happy for her but all i can think about is lewis

user: mom becoming a mom without dad 😭😭😭😭

user: ya’ll imagine if it would’ve been lewis 😩

user: her dream came true 😭😭

carmenmmundt: ahh congratulations 🥰🥰🥰

↳ ynrosberg: ❤️❤️

heidiberger__: congrats, beautiful 💗💗

↳ ynrosberg: 🥰🥰

lewishamilton: congratulations!

↳ ynrosberg: thank you!!

↳ user: i waS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS 😭😭😭😭

↳ user: why’d he have to do this??? 😭

↳ user: the way this could’ve been him

user: lewis commented omg 😢😢😢

↳ user: i just know he’s regretting everything

user: lewis 💔💔💔

user: i know dad’s crying over this cause so am i

user: we’re all child of divorce 😭😭😭

#lewis hamilton #lewis hamilton x reader #lewis hamilton x you #formula 1 smau #au instagram #formula 1 #f1 instagram au #f1 x reader #f1 x you #f1 fandom #f1 fanfic #f1 imagine #formula 1 fanfic #f1 fiction #social media au #lewis hamilton x fem!reader #brocedes #smau #lewis hamilton social media au #f1 #f1 x female reader #f1 lewis hamilton #lewis hamilton angst #formula 1 social media au #instagram au #formula one x reader #lewis hamilton x rosberg!reader #lh44 #formula one #all too well

[dilfl0v3rss]

So BOOM the readers at a party. She a little tipsy and some girl bump into her. The reader like oh bitches can’t say excuse me. Ony trying to de- escalate the situation. Also sorry if your ask are closed. I couldn’t find anything on your page to tell me if they are.

when it came to parties ony picked and chose when he would and wouldn’t agree with you going, unless he was going himself. it wasn’t very often when your boyfriend would go to parties, but since he successfully made a big drop the previous night he thought it’d be nice to go out and enjoy himself at a party as a regular nigga and not a drug dealer.

“lemme tell you sum” his deep voice rang in your diamond stud covered ears. before he could let you out of the car, ony always made sure to let you know what it was before letting you go inside with him. “you know the rules, when you go to the bathroom give me your cup. don’t be drinking too much, and act like you got a head on those pretty shoulders, aight?” you nodded your head before leaning over the center console and giving him a sloppy kiss.

it didn’t take thirty minutes before sasha had you taking shot after shot. the slight buzz from the alcohol making your words a little slurred as you sung. “sex wit me s’amazinggggg!” you yelled along to rihanna, dancing all over sasha to the beat of the song. of course she didn’t stop you, but once ony saw you he knew it was time to take that cup away. “hol on man, i gotta go get my baby” he mumbled, shaking his head as he made his way to the middle of the floor.

ony was having a really good night, the weight of working finally lifted off his shoulders as he smiled while walking towards you. as your eyes met his you squealed, excitedly skipping towards him before continuing your dance on him. “hey pretty girl. how much you had t’drink?” you were still sober to the point where you knew you had three shots and a couple sips of jungle juice, smiling as you went on your tippy toes for a quick kiss. “not t’much i promise daddy”

ony smiled at the pet name, knowing your decorum was disintegrating along with your sobriety. “that’s good let me know when-” “i gotta pee papa!” you whisper yelled, but ony heard you, giving you a soft smile before taking your hand and walking towards the bathroom. you didn’t even take three steps before your hand was yanked from his as some random bitch bumped into you. ony thought nothing of it, reconnecting his hand with yours before trying to continue his journey.

“bitches is mute now? cant say excuse me?” your giggly attitude instantly replaced with anger as you stared the girl down. she whipped her head around, getting ready to say something smart. “who the fuck you calling a bitch?” ony knew you weren’t a girl who liked to argue so as soon as he saw you moving your bag off your shoulder he butted in. “unt uhh unt uhh we not doing that” he said. before you could handle your business, your movements were stopped by his tattooed arm on your waist.

“yeaa put that one on a leash” the girl giggled as she watched you try to move his arm so you can really show her what’s good. ony knew how you got when you were tipsy and was more than a hundred percent sure you could whoop this girl’s ass, but he was always against you fighting. but though that is true, he didn’t play about how people talked to or about you either. “man watch your mouth and go on somewhere. m’tryna keep her from fucking you up and you making it hard for me to want to.”

“and you, calm your little ass down for i take you to the bathroom for sum else” his deep voice made your eyes snap up towards his. stern look making your stomach get butterflies, but you feigned indifference. you rolled your eyes and continued your journey to the bathroom, mumbling something along the lines of “you lucky bitch” as you turned around.

as soon as you got to the bathroom he turned your body towards his, hand on your ass while he gave you a stern look. your eyes widened as you looked up at your now mildly pissed off boyfriend. “what i say in the car huh? you not being good ma.” he said softly. ony knew you can get a little emotional when you drank so he made sure to be as delicate as possible right now.

a pout formed on your face, eyes getting a little watery from the affects of the alcohol. like he figured, your emotions were all over the place. “s-she bumbed int’me firsttt” ony already knew you were getting ready to cry so he chose not to push the subject any further, giving you a few short pecks “sh sh sh s’okay baby i’m not mad at you. gon head and pee so you can go have fun okay?” he let you go to handle you business, sighing in relief when he seen your smile grow back on your face. he hated when you cried.

after you finished and washed your hands you went to go open the door, but ony stopped you, placing his tattooed hand on top of yours before speaking lowly to you. “you gon be good when you go back out there right? don’t wanna have to embarrass you” his words traveled straight to your panties, making you quickly nod your head as a reply. “speak up mama. you gon be good?” he turned your body around, tilting your chin up so he could see your eyes clearly. “i’ll be good” a smirk crept onto his face, gold grills peeking at you before he left a light kiss on your lips. free hand gripping your ass as he spoke.

“you better”

#aot x black reader #onyankopon x black reader #aot onyankopon #onyankopon x reader #aot #onyankopon x black!reader #onyankopon aot #onyankopon x black y/n

[elliewilliamsismommy]

you’re like a dream

pairing: dealer!ellie x fem reader

*college!au*

also… i feel like people portray dealer!ellie as a stone cold meany, but i took a different approach with this one ;) hope you guys still like it.

a/n: okay this is actually the worst thing i’ve ever written but it’s been in the drafts for too long and i need it away from me so here you go i guess. i was gonna add smut but i physically cannot do it right now so i’m open to doing a part two filled with filth but this is it for now. let me know :)

content warnings: weed, kissing, toxic/cheating ex, alcohol, college party?… i think that’s it. pretty tame.

as you stood in the middle of the crowded living room, solo cup filled with whatever liquor dina decided to give you, music blaring so loudly that you couldn’t even hear your own thoughts, lights so low that you could barely see 5 feet in front of you, and the smell - god, the smell - you wondered: how in the hell did i get here?

and the answer was dina. fucking dina. always dragging you to parties that you didn’t belong at. however, this one felt different than all the others that you had been to. your ex girlfriend, of whom you despised with all your heart, got cheated on by her new girl of the week. and that - that was something to celebrate. you danced all night to the mediocre music, stopping occasionally to refill your drink, and smiling for the first time in forever. it felt like you could finally exhale. it was weird how happy you were that your bitch of an ex got what she deserved.

you took a sip of your drink and noticed that it was nearly empty, so you left the rioting living room to get your next refill. you waltzed to the kitchen, stumbling occasionally from the alcohol in your system, and filled your cup with whatever was closest. you quickly realized that you were drenched in sweat from dancing amongst the crowd, so you stomped up the stairs, hoping to find a quiet room to relax in and drink alone.

“oh my gosh! y/n?” you heard from a familiar voice behind you. your ex girlfriend, cat.

“what the hell do you want, cat? go back to your bitch. oh, wait…” you snapped, rolling your eyes and innocently trailing off as your pretended to forget what happened with her and her partner.

“what’s with the hostility? i miss you.” she exclaimed, clearly drunk or high or a mix of both.

“i’m sure you do.” you replied. quickly, she hopped in front of you and blocked your way up the stairs.

“move, i cant deal with this right now” you demanded.

“make me” cat replied, “let’s have a quick chat. i just want you to hear me out.”

not allowing you to answer, she grabbed your wrist and pulled you into an empty bedroom.

“what the f-“ you started before she connected her lips with yours. she kissed you roughly with her chapped lips. she quickly grabbed your ass in attempt to get you to kiss her back, forcing her tongue into your mouth. suddenly, you were catapulted back to months ago when you walked in on her with her whore. a tear ran down your cheek, remembering the state you were in at that time in your life. you threw her off of you at the first chance you could get.

“what the hell was that? get off of me, you bitch!” you yelled at her, delivering a slap across her face. she gasped, holding her face. it was difficult to ignore the sting in your hand, but you couldn’t show any weakness, especially not in front of her.

“everything okay in here?” you heard an angry voice and turned to see someone standing in the doorway of the sliding door, which led to a deck outside of the room.

“yes, everything is fine. just some good ole lovers quarrel” cat passive aggressively stated, still clutching her cheek. you gave the girl a pleading look, one that showed that everything was definitely not fine.

“get the fuck out!” you shouted at cat.

“fine, fine. if you change your mind, i’ll be downstairs” she slyly remarked with a wink as she left the room and closed the door behind her.

you turned to the girl who was still standing in the doorway of the slider. she took a step forward, allowing you to get a better look at her. she had gorgeous auburn hair and freckles sprinkled across her cheeks. her hair was pulled halfway up, and she wore a windbreaker, jeans that revealed her built figure, and an old pair of converse that were extremely worn. she held a joint in between her pointer and middle fingers, taking a hit and allowing the smoke to disappear into the air. she was astonishingly pretty.

“sorry about that. i didn’t know you were in here. i can go…” you explained.

“looks like your having a bit of a rough night. want something to take the edge off?” she asked.

“what do you have?”

she pulled out a canister of joints from her pocket, her veiny hands grasping onto the box.

“yeah, sure. how much?” you questioned.

“free, for you.”

“no shit! cmon that’s not fair to you” you remarked.

“anything for a pretty girl like you who’s having a shitty night. wanna share mine? you can save these for later.” she explained as she handed you the canister, your hands brushing for only a second, but long enough to sober you up from the alcohol that had been traveling through your system for the past few hours.

she gestured for you to join her outside on the deck. you followed her and sat next to her, both of your feet dangling off the ledge. the moonlight shone on her face, and her eyes sparkled as the clouds revealed the night sky. she handed you her joint and you put it to your lips. she took out her lighter and lit the tip. you took a deep inhale, enjoying the release that you felt go through your body.

“what’s your name?” you asked.

“i’m ellie. you’re y/n, right?”

“yeah, that’s me. how’d you know my name?”

“dina buys weed from me. she talks about you all the time. it’s cool to meet you. you’re kinda famous, you know.”

you immediately realized who ellie was when she mentioned that she deals to dina, who had previously described her to you as a crazy drug addict with the best shit in town. however, ellie didn’t seem like how dina had said she was. as you looked into her eyes, into her, you saw an innocent girl, you saw yourself.

“you have really pretty eyes, ellie,” you pointed out, regretting it instantly.

she looked down at her hands, twiddling her thumbs. was she nervous about something? the two of you sat in silence for a little bit, passing the joint back and forth, enjoying the cool breeze and the scent of the woods.

“you okay?” you asked.

“yeah, i’m just surprised. i never saw you as the stoner type. i’ve seen you around a lot and you never really seemed that way. i always wanted to talk to you, but never did.”

“well, why didn’t you?”

“i dunno.”

another beat or two of silence passed, more comfortable than the past few.

“what was that whole thing about earlier?” she wondered, breaking the silence. you took a long hit of the joint, contemplating whether or not to tell this stranger about your love life. as the smoke left your lungs, your worries began to dissipate. you felt like you could trust her. you wanted to.

“that was my ex girlfriend, cat. she cheated on me a few months ago and i’ve been hung up over it since. this past week, her new girlfriend cheated on her, so i guess karma finally but her in the ass. she was trying to get back with me. she seemed pretty wasted, i doubt she’ll even remember it tomorrow.”

“damn. sounds like you’re better off without her. i never even knew you liked girls.” she stated nervously.

“yeah, i mean, i’ve never even been with a man. how about you?” you laughed.

“me neither. women are way better. men are assholes, and dicks are weird. they’re all veiny and there’s so much skin and it’s just a lot.”

you laughed at ellie’s disgusted face while she talked about the male anatomy.

“is talking about dicks your weird way of flirting with me, ellie?”

#ellie williams #ellie x reader #ellie williams fanfic #ellie williams smut #ellie williams x reader #tlou x reader #ellie tlou #the last of us #tlou #wlw post

[romansdoll]

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Delusional 1

⟡ 1.3k / 18+ some smut

⟡ charlie walker x reader

⟡ crashing over your interaction with kirby about charlie, someone is there to remind you they are always watching.

You hated Kirby. You weren't entirely sure why though. She wasn't an evil person nor did she make you as mad as lets say, Trevor did or the girls in pre calc did. No. She made you upset for a whole other reason. Charlie, your Charlie, was enthralled with her. By her. She was probably some kind of witch that casted a spell on him, because the way he stares at her during the Woodsboro Cinema Club meetings, it has your blood boiling.

To be fair, you didn't know Jill all that well. Your mothers only growing up together. Yours cutting the Roberts off as a whole after Sidney’s mother died. It was too much of a mess for your family to be connected to. But when Sidney moved back to Woodsboro, and bodies started dropping like flies, Kirby had latched herself onto Charlie. Interested in who could be ghostface this time, they basically flirted in front of you. Something that made you absolutely sick to your stomach to watch.

You were so lost in your thoughts that you barely notice Robbie slid down in the seat next to you, rows back from where Charlie and Kirby were entertaining the club members with their banter.

“If it makes you feel better sweet girl, I don't think Kirby likes him… um like that.” he says gently. Sweet girl being a nickname Charlie coined after you cleaned alcohol off Robbie last year at Trevor’s party.

“Yeah but he likes her that way.” you pout.

Robbie scoots closer to you, “Then he’s missing out.”

Kirby smirks at Charlie, and you all about lose your shit.

“I think the killer is someone close to us.” you blurt out before you can stop yourself.

Charlie and Kirby look at you in sync. Your cheeks flush and you can't find the words anymore.

“I think it’s uh, probable.” Robbie rushes to defend you, “The attacks are personal, and we all know they fall in line with Sidney’s return.”

“I don't think it's someone who knows us.” Kirby basically challenges.

“Why not?” you frown.

“Because it wouldn't make sense. It has to be someone-”

“Wasn't your friend Olivia gutted?”

The room falls silent.

“Okay well I think that wraps up today's meeting. Remember guys the stabathon is currently in the works and emails will get sent out.” Charlie cuts in, cutting the awkward silence. “If anyone has questions you know where to find Robbie or me.”

“You didn't have to go so far.” Robbie whispers.

You know that. That sucked. Badly.

Kirby’s nasty stare blurs everything for you, and you try to decide your next move as everyone shuffled to leave around you. Charlie nods at you as he passes and you watch, fully turning your head to do so, as he leaves out the door with Robbie in tow.

“Is that what this is about?” Kirby’s voice startles you, reminding you someone is there with you.

Fuck.

“What?” you say.

“You want to what? Fuck Charlie? That’s why you're such a bitch to me?” she crosses her arms.

“I don't care about you.”

“No shit dumbfuck.”

“It’s nothing personal.” you lie. Obviously.

“Please don’t lie to me. I see the way you look at him. How you watch him. Then how you look at me. You hate me. Because of him.” Kirby isn’t wrong. You do hate her. You're sure you love him.

“You don't even like him!” you rise out of your seat, raising your voice so slightly. “You play games with him, I watch you do it!”

“He’s my friend you delusional Idiot!” she shouts back.

“I hope you die next.” and with that you gather your bag and rush out before she cant react to your words.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖

Your parents are usually never home. One is a lawyer and the other is some city council person. You actually don’t know. You don't pay attention, just take the allowance and live in your own world. Which brings you to your current situation; lying on your bed with music blasting while attempting to do your homework.

You don't usually answer unmarked calls. It’s not quite like you. But when the no caller ID phone pops up, you feel inclined to answer, and so you do.

“Helllooooo.” you draw out. It’s either this or hard calculus you really don’t understand and Robbie isn’t answering your texts.

“Hello? Who is this?”

“____. Who’s this? You called me.”

“I’m surprised you picked up.” the voice, deep and a little alluring if you were being honest, spoke.

“Why? It's not like homework is any more fun than taking a stranger's call.”

“Well,” the voice says, “there's a serial killer going around town murdering people rather, viciously.”

“I know. It’s pretty awful. Everyone is so scared and on edge. I hate it.” you admit. You roll over onto your back, and begin twirling your hair.

“Are you on edge?” the voice asks, feigning concern.

“I don't know. Part of me is scared but, part of me isn't involved in so it isn't my business.”

“You aren't involved?”

“No.” you giggle and sit up. “My family cut that family off years ago. I barely know Jill and her friends.”

“Just that one girl that got...” the voice says, “What was the word you used? Gutted?”

Your stomach dropped.

“What did you say?” you ask.

“I said, gutted. Isn't that the word you used?”

“Who is this? This isn't funny Kirby.”

“Who's Kirby?” the voice genuinely sounds confused at the name.

“I’m not an idiot you know. Sorry I told you to basically drop dead, but this isn't funny. You're crossing a line.” you stand up, pacing back and forth now.

“You seem anxious.” the voice says. “Why else are you pacing so hard.”

You stop.

“Are you… watching me?” you glance around, one window open.

“I might be. You're a very pretty girl to watch. Especially with a hand down your pants moaning… what's his name again? Charlie’s?”

“Shut up.” you demand. You grip your phone and go to close the window.

“Oh. Have I struck a nerve? Are you no longer in love with him? Moved on so quickly have we?” the voice lets out a laugh and you want to vomit.

“Do you…” you start to shake. “See everything?”

“Yes. When your back arches because your fingers hit that sweet spot, or when you pant so hard I can only imagine how you’d sound being played with by someone.” the voice sounds almost seductive now.

“I’m hanging up now!-”

“You fucking hang up and I’ll gut Charlie like a fucking pig!” he shouts and you yelp.

“No please! No don’t do that!”

“Hard to masterbate to a corpse.” it threatens.

You're in tears now. Full blown tears, and you’re shaking so badly you allow yourself to collapse into a sitting position on the floor.

There's some silence for a little while.

“What do you want?” you ask in a small voice.

“To hear those moans again. I’ve been missing out. Give me a taste.” it replies.

“And you won't hurt Charlie? Right? Promise?” you’re willing to do anything if it means Charlie still breathes. You love him.

“Touch yourself. Over your panties. Now. I’ll think it over.” he demands.

You nod, not that you think they can see, and push your skirt down to your knees and begin rubbing through the cloth.

“Tell me how it feels.” the voice says, breathy.

“Good… feels good. It feels so good.” you mean it. You’re pretty sensitive down there.

“I bet. Slip a finger in.”

And you do that. And it feels good. You’re wet, wet enough that drops are running down your hand. You're a whimpering mess, bucking your hips and essentially riding your fingers.

The voice isn't saying anything, but you don't care. It feels so good. You keep moaning and at this point, drooling on your shirt practically and soaking the rug below you with your wetness.

“Charlie oh please Charlie faster!” you beg no one, you’re orgasm so so close. “Charlie, I need you, please!”

Your orgasm hits you pretty hard, and you finger faster until you’re left a breathing mess. You collapse against your bed and notice that your phone is no longer on call, not realizing that the voice had hung up.

#ghostface x reader #charlie walker x reader #rory culkin #YAHHHH #probs only like 4 chapters but heyy #slasher x reader #ghostface #charlie walker #rory culkin x reader

[cirusthecitrus]

Horde Prime's body language and mannerisms part 1/3

T posing, head shaking and manspreading

I was always facinated with the way Prime moves and handles himself, but ever since I got officially obsessed with this character I began to notice more and more interesting quirks and signature Prime gestures - there are just so many. And now I'm going to (over)analyse them all!

1. Hands behind the back

Lets start with the classic "well mannered/disciplined character" pose

It really suits his whole character and even makes Prime look like he's always plotting something (which he does). And it shows that HP clearly watches his posture and I'm glad he does like damn my man has such a good posture

Also, I now have a theory that Prime keeps his arms behind his back so no one can see him fidgeting with his hands and fingers. Or he hides them in a way to restrain himself from touching everything he sees (I just cant help but to headcanon Horde Prime as a kinesthetic person who learns by touch and feeling)

2. Crossed legs

It's giving slut, its giving bad bitch, its giving if only I cared hon <3 and I love it

The way he sits shows just how comfortable he feels on his throne and in his role as an emperor - he's right where he thinks he belongs. In his case crossed legs also indicate that Prime feels confident and in control. Even when Adora sees him during this whole vessel maintenance process, even when Catra went against him, even when he was visiting the Fright Zone and sitting on Hordak's throne, even when a rebellion sparks on other occupied planets

And yeah, sometimes the emphasis on his legs is so obvious that it looks very fanservice-y, but not that I mind that >:}

Eventually u get so used to him sitting like this that when Prime doesnt cross his legs it feels so wrong and scandalous lol

But this only happened like 3 times. And I think he only changes his pose when he needs to concentrate (like when he searches through someone's memories) or when he feels like he's losing control (like when he felt enraged after She-Ra and co escaped the Velvet Glove)

Though I cant explain why he manspreads in the last screenshot, its from Save the Cat and I have no idea why'd he do that, it feels so wrong pls make him stop I'm scared

3. The iconic Prime pose

He's actual signature pose that really fits his character. It's dramatic, it has some similarities with irl holy/religious imagery, it makes Prime look like he's taking even more space, and it kinda reminds me of the way peacocks show off their tails :)

Gotta mention that when he doesnt do "the pose" Prime is still always doing something with his arms and posing almost thetrically, which is again, right on brand for him

3. The 👉👈

At first I didnt want to include this one cause I thought it was just an insignificant silly gesture he only does once, but then I actually caught Prime doing it again!

Then I've noticed that Prime often does this thing when he folds his hands in various ways, kinda forming a shape of a rhomb/diamond? The same as the one on the Horde emblem?

My main point though is that HP again seems to never know where to put his hands, which I find cute :з

4. The thinking pose

It's just funny how Prime always props his head on his left hand just so he won't accidentally poke his extra eyes out with his claws))

5. Smoothing the hair

I included this specifically because Prime only does this one time in the entire season. It's an uncharacteristic gesture for him. Especially since there's no hair to smooth, its all cabels with only little seen of his actual hair

Prime only did this after Scorpia disobeyed his order, letting Adora and Perfuma escape. For a moment he felt like he lost control over the situation AND one of his puppets, plus it was yet another time when She-Ra managed to survive and "win"

I will speculate that Prime used to do this gesture all the time somewhere in the past, when he didnt have his cable hair yet AND when he had less control over his "subjects"

So when on Etheria Prime's plans began to fail for the first time in forever and someone who supposed to be under his full control actually dared to disobey him he felt so frustrated and stressed that he might've mentally come back to those times when he wasnt yet "all powerful". When he often felt the need to calm himself down by fixing his hair and running his hand over it

What's interesting, Prime does something similar in this scene, only here he gives pets to one of his clones. I'm going to throw in another suggestion and say that it actually might've been someone else who used to help HP calm down in similar manner

6. Head shake

I could not stop thinking about this one simply because it annoyed me too much lol. I really don't get what is it with Prime always shaking his head and why it was only a thing in his debut episode. Anyway, he does this to emphasize the words "No" and "Never". And only when he is either really amused or angry. He also does this almost in a mocking condescending manner, probably because he saw Glimmer and Catra as some dumb children who won't get the message otherwise

Still don't get why he only does this in one episode and then this quirk of his is (mostly) completely forgotten

It was easier to make a video rather than a set of gifs, so enjoy me counting all the times when Prime shook his goddamn head

#spop #horde prime #shera #horde clones #spop meta #spacebats #the galactic horde #long post #ramblings #image heavy #this is fun #im so normal about this character as u can clearly see #ive been sitting on this idea for so long and now finally doing iiit #going to use this as a reference guide when i start working on a comic

[yourimagines]

can u pls write some smut for conor or for sean bringing you to a weigh in and like after the weigh in, the fighter conor/sean is fighting is trying to flirt with you and they get jealous.

like maybe a reader who works as their pr agent or something

“they cant touch you like this” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Just a thought 😊

I like this thought. I’ll go with Sean Strickland, I will write in the future about Connor.

Mine

* English is not my first language I apologise

* Gif and photos are not mine

* Triggers: 18+, Smut, Swearing, Anger, a bit of angst and some Fulff

Y/N POV

I was waiting for Sean to come down to the lobby and go to the weigh in. I nervously wiped my hands down on my jeans, feeling getting nervous. First time for me doing all of this, being a media content creator for a fighter and so is this… “hey y/n.” Sean walks up with the rest of our crew. “Hi Sean, you’re ready?” “I’m always ready.” I smiled and grabbed my bag from the table. “Let’s go then.” We all went to the van and got in. I got seated next to Sean and I took a video of us, being cramped in the van. “Next time a bigger van.” One of the Pr guys said to my camera, I giggled and filmed Sean, he gave the camera a middle finger. “Hey be nice.” I stopped filming and put my phone away. Sean just chuckled and look’s away from me.

I was filming some behind the scenes as Sean was getting ready for the weigh in. “So how are you feeling champ.” Sean chuckled and flexed in front of the camera. “Feeling good, I’m looking good, can’t wait to fight that fucker.” I nodded and stopped recording with my camera. “You do look good.” I said with a shy smile, Sean of course loved it and winked at me. “Sean buddy lets go.” He trainer patted him on the shoulders and I got ready to record him again for his weigh in. “Next one is Sean Strickland.” He walks up and gets on the scale, a few media outlets where here as well. But tomorrow night is the official weigh in for the public. Sean flexed as his weight was announced. I zoomed a bit in and smiled to myself. ‘Don’t fall for him y/n, he’s your boss.’ He gets of the scale and his trainer gave him his clothes. I was waiting for him as Dricus popped up next to me, smiling at me. “Hey, I don’t think I’ve met this beautiful woman before, I’m Dricus.” He had a cocky smile on his face and reached his hand out. I didn’t know what to say, should I be polite or should I be a bitch? “Hi Dricus, I’m y/n.” I didn’t reached out and shake his hand but he didn’t care, he just smiled and moved a bit closer. “I see you’ve got a camera, if you want we can go to my room or something, play with that thing.” I felt disrespected as he implied things I would never do. I felt embarrassed and he made it even worst to wrap his arm around my shoulder. “What do you say? Me and you?” I shook my head. “I’m sorry Dricus but I’m not like that…”

Sean POV

I saw y/n talking to Dricus or more the other way around. He said something to make her feel uncomfortable, she looked down ashamed and he just wrapped his arm around her, whispering to her. My blood started to boil. ‘What the fuck is he thinking?!” I stormed up to them. “Hey!” I pushed him and security immediately pushed me and Dricus away from each other. “Motherfucker!” I yelled and he just laughed. ‘Fuck he got me.’ I looked around and saw y/n standing with my trainer, she was a bit overwhelmed. “I’m already going.” I said to the security guard, he lets go of my arms and I walked away, immediately to our van. ‘Fuck!’

Y/N POV

It was quiet on our way back to the hotel, Sean got himself in trouble…again. I was afraid I would lose my job on my first week, afraid I made him angry. I was looking at the pictures I made and felt Sean’s hand resting his hand on my knee. I looked up and he gave me a weak smile. “You want to see them?” I carefully asked, he nods and moves a bit closer to me, our faces were close to each other as I showed him the pictures I made today of him. “It’s not finished yet, I’ll make sure they are in a hour or so, so you can post them if you want.” I looked up at him, seeing his face so closed up to me, his eyes looking down at my lips for a second but he quickly looked back up. “Alright, we are back at the hotel.” His manager said while clearing his throat. Sean snapped out of his stance and got out of the van immediately, I let out a deep breath. ‘The tension is real between us now.’

I was done with editing the photos and a part of the videos. I texted him the photos and lay down on my bed. ‘I hope he likes them…’ a knock on my door was heard and I got up. ‘Who would it be.’ I slowly opens my door and saw Sean, standing in front of my hotel room. “Hi.” He didn’t say anything but walked right up to me, grabbing my face and slammed his lips on mine. I was for a second surprised but I kissed him back, holding him tight on his shoulders, afraid to fall down. He kicked the door closed and pressed my back against the wall. “Nobody can’t touch you like that darling.” He said between our kiss. His hands went down to my hips. “Jump.” He whispers, I did what he told me, I jumped and wrapped my legs around him, he pressed himself against me, feeling his bulge. He moved his lips to my neck, placing wet kisses on my skin. “I’m sorry Sean, I didn’t mean it to happen…he came up…” “I know darling, don’t apologise.” He started to suck on my skin. I softly moaned and threw my head back, giving him more room. “Sean..it’s going to leave marks.” He smiles against my skin. “That’s the point baby, they need to know you’re mine.” I pulled on his shirt, wanting it off of him. “Hold tight baby.” I hold him tight as he threw his shirt off, revealing his body. I roamed my hands over his shoulders, feeling his skin. “Like what you see darling?” I blushed and hide my face in the crook of his neck. He chuckles and squeezes my ass. I softly moaned against his neck and started to leave kisses behind.

He walked us over to my bed, laying me down. He unbuckled his belt and throws his jeans off. He moves on top of me and goes underneath my top to my breasts. “Let me see you darling.” He removed my top, revealing my black bra. He started to kiss my chest. “So fucking beautiful…” I blushed again and moved my hips slowly against his leg. He smirks and stops, a smile on his face and he caressed my face. “Are you sure?” I nodded and he unclasped my bra, revealing my breasts. He started to massage them, playing with my nipples with his thumb. “Look at you baby, so gorgeous.” His hands went down and pulled my jeans down, revealing my matching panties. He throws my jeans to the side and his hand went down to my panties, sliding his hand in. I felt his fingers moving around. “Already so wet for me…” he slipped one finger in, making me moan. He moved slowly in and out as he pressed kisses on my stomach. “Sean..” my hand went down to his head, he smiles and pulls my panties down, kissing slowly down to my clit. He pulled his finger out and his tongue moved between my folds, slowly eating me out, I threw my head back and my hand grabbed his head. I moved a bit with my hips and moaned. “Oh fuck…Sean.” His thumb rubbed my clit and my other hand moved to my breast, rubbing my nipple. I felt getting close to my orgasm and closed my eyes. “Sean…I’m close.” I moved my hips a bit more and came. I loud moan was heard and Sean licked everything clean. He looks up and smiles. “You taste so fucking good.”

I pushed him on his back, and straddled his waist. His hands went to my ass, squeezing them. “Fucking beautiful.” I smiled and kissed his chest and went slowly down. I felt him sucking in his breath as I stopped at his waistband. I looked up innocently and gently pulled his shorts down. His hard dick jumps out and I wrapped my hand around it, gently stroking it. He softly let out a moan and moves his hands behind his head, looking at me. My thumb gently rubbed his tip and traced his thick veins. I moved down and placed a kiss on his shaft, he moans again and I moved up kissing his hard throbbing dick. I gently sucked on his tip and took him whole in my mouth, sucking him off, moving my head up and down. His hips moved slowly with me and I felt his hand tangled up in my hair, slightly pulling my hair and pressing my head down. “Oh fuck, that’s it baby.” I looked up and saw him moaning and biting his lip. I stopped and his dick plopped out of my mouth, he looks not very happy with me. “Why did you…” I moved on top of him and sat down on him. He immediately smiles as I started to ride him. “Fuck babe.” His hands went to my breast as I rested my hands on his shoulders. My hips rolled down on him and we both moaned and kissed each other. “Fuck Sean.” “Fuck darling, keep riding like that and I nut in your tight pussy.” I smiled and kissed his neck. “Maybe I want that.” He groans and squeezes my hips. “You sure about that darling?” I nodded and kept kissing him. “Okay but you need to cum first.” We both moved out bodies, kissing and stimulating each other. I came to my high and moaned into his neck. He grabbed my ass and came inside of me.

I lay down on his chest, totally tired. He was caressing my back and also tired. “I hope you know you’re fucking mine now.” I giggled and kissed his abs. “I’m totally fine with that.” He chuckles and places my blanket over us. “I hope I wasn’t to rough, I was a bit jealous that the Motherfucker touched you.” I shook my head. “No you weren’t.” “Good, after the fight I take you on a real date…I’m normally not like this..” I looked up and he went with his hand through my hair. “Good, I’m normally also not like this.” I moved a bit up and kissed his lips. “I’m not letting you go…” “good because I really need that job tho.” We both laughed and cuddled up. “Let’s get some rest, you have a fight coming up.”

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[daceydeath]

Hierarchy (Part 6)

Heirachy: a system, especially in a society or organization, in which people are organized into different levels of importance from highest to lowest.

Pairings: Mafia Changbin x Reader, Mafia Felix x Reader Word Count: 4.9k Genre: Mafia AU, friends to lovers, slow burn romance Warnings: 18+, minors dni, swearing (too much), verbal threats, violence, blood, gore, unprotected sex (don't be stupid)

You have always been utterly uninteresting, safely boring as close . You had a normal job, normal friends and the sweetest bestie on the planet but now everything is upside down and that best friend of yours is far more dangerous than you could have ever imagined.

Felix had spent very little time running the unknown number that had been calling you through his software before the calls had started up again, hooked up to the computer he decided to answer it and record whatever the message was hoping it would give more information to them. The first call was just breathing and got him nowhere but after not answering again for an hour he had agitated the caller just enough to get them to threaten you again.

"I know you can hear me you little bitch...they will find you that pathetic boyfriend of yours can't stop me from having you"

Felix waited for the caller to hang up before running the recording through the voice modulation program he had trying to make it sound like a human voice again. Hopefully once he had managed to get it sounding normal again you might be able to recognize who the person on the other end was which would make things easier.

They were all to meet again early the next morning to discuss the conversation Chan had had with Honjoong and discuss what the next moves should be done about it, but Felix was secretly hoping to have his analysis done by then to hopefully put them at an advantage. Seungmin appeared in the doorway quietly taking a seat beside him.

"Can I ask you something honestly?" He started cautiously making Felix raise his eyebrows at him to continue. "Do you feel anything more for her than just friends? Is this going to become as issue later on if they are together?"

"Min, I love her but not romantically she's like a little sister, best friend and annoying older sister all mixed together. I'm assuming that you heard from Hannie, but what happened was nothing more than heightened emotions and a need for comfort" Felix sighed looking to his younger friend. "But I will kill him if he fucks it up again just to save us all from the pain". Seungmin chuckled knowing that they were pretty much all in agreeance that Changbin was killing them all with this stupid back and forth.

"Han didn't tell me anything by the way, so if you need to clear your conscience you might want to tell Changbin not me" He smiled slyly making Felix roll his eyes is faux annoyance.

"I actually came down to tell you to finish for the night, you cant be pulling an overnighter if we have to meet with Ateez later" Seungmin patted his shoulder before leaving him again, he was right Felix would need to be at his best if they were going to be meeting with Ateez later in case shit went sideways.

Morning came faster than it should have in your opinion and with it the awkwardness between you and Changbin that you were not looking forward to. When you first woke up you had thought for a vague moment that it must have been a dream until you opened your eyes and realized you were not in Felix's room you were in Changbin's and he was currently spooning you his face buried in the back of your neck. You hadn't replied to his confession in fact you hadn't spoken to him again after he led you back to his room and made sure you were comfortable before hitting the shower. You had fallen asleep before he emerged which had obviously gotten you into this position. Taking a shaky breath you needed to start thinking hard about what you wanted, you were attracted to Changbin sure, but were you in love with him. You had told him you loved him hundreds of times over the years but you had never meant it romantically, you had fantasized about sleeping with him, him worshipping you for hours upon hours but part of you thought that there was no way you would end up with him actually caring about you in that way.

Changbin's alarm rang out softly and you instantly closed your eyes again pretending to still be asleep when he slid out from beside you to start getting ready for his day. You mumbled and pretended to stir before getting comfortable again hearing him chuckle and coo over you being cute before he shut the bathroom door. Guilt instantly swelled inside you at lying to him but you needed some time to sort your feelings out before you let him know how you felt and what you wanted.

"So...ideas?" Chan began their meeting looking at each one of the members waiting for input.

"We have Mingi's cousin, doc has patched him up so he not in pain and we won't do anything else until you give us an order" Hyunjin started.

"Jihoon and Jonwoon are not useful to Ateez in any way so we could offer to dispose of them as a curtesy if you want" Han finished smiling.

"We have the CCTV of Mingi before and after this all started, and all the surveillance intel he provided to them" Jeongin added.

"We have one guy in house at her office and one guy as a client to cover her office" Seungmin read from his notes.

"I have the voice un modulated now which bubs might recognize" Felix piped up brightly.

"That was fast Lix" Minho whistled impressed with Felix's efforts.

"Well you can play it for her later and hopefully it gives us a bit more to work with meeting is set for 9pm and we will go from there" Chan nodded.

"How did last night go?" Minho asked smoothly looking to Changbin who had been sitting quietly taking in the information.

"Yeah did you make up for the fifth time since she's been here" Hyunjin teased.

"We have, and I told her and that's all you need to know" he sighed looking coolly at the others.

"She turned you down?" Chan blinked rapidly his brow furrowing.

"Holy shit she didn't did she? Fuck me" Han yelped eyes wide.

"For fucks sake I gave her time to think about it you pricks" he groaned irritation levels rising with each question or dumb remark.

"Did she seem ok when you told her though?" Felix asked softly "She has had barely any time to adjust to anything it's a lot for her"

"I know man, that's why I told her that I didn't mind how long she took or even if she said she couldn't do it we aren't going to change unless she wants us to" he explained mainly to Felix since he knew he was going to understand better than the others since you were close.

"That's great man, I happy for you either way" Felix grinned his little dimples showing and eyes creasing up.

After the meeting he and Felix went back up to his room to speak with you about the voice that Felix had managed to get unmodulated in case you knew it.

"Doll, you in here?" Bin knocked as he opened the door.

"Uh yeah" you squeaked looking up at them startled.

"Aw sorry bubs we didn't mean to scare you" Felix giggled as you glared at him in mock anger.

"Whatever Lix" you rolled your eyes smiling at them genuinely happy they were both there and you weren't alone with Changbin just yet. After he left you had snuck down to the kitchen to make coffee and enough snacks to last you for the day, running into Mrs Choi she had kindly offered to bring you whatever you needed though out the day if you were happy to text her your requests which you were incredibly grateful for.

"We need you to listen to something if that's ok" Changbin started gently.

"I ran one of the calls that I recorded through a computer program to get the voice to sound normal" Felix explained plopping himself next to you "It is saying creepy things but I need you to really concentrate on if you recognize the voice"

"If you do know the voice it will be a useful step but if you don't that is fine too its just a long shot after all" Changbin continued sitting on the other side of you.

"Ok, play it for me then" You blinked rapidly trying to prepare yourself for whatever it was. Felix nodded taking one of your hands in his and pressing play on his phone you could here a couple of breaths before the mans voice started playing.

"I know you can hear me you little bitch...they will find you that pathetic boyfriend of yours can't stop me from having you"

You instinctively move away from the phone and further into Binnie's side his arm wrapping around you a moment later out of instinct rather than anything else but in struck you that you instantly felt safe. The voice wasn't as scary not that it sounded human again and there was something you recognized but you weren't sure what.

"Play in again Lix" you whispered concentrating hard, Felix played it again at your request "There is something familiar but I don't know what or who" you frowned wracking your brain.

"I can play it again later for you if that helps you to think about" Lix offered sweetly "I'll tell the others its familiar to you though" he walked towards the door Bin following but not leaving instead just closing the door behind him.

"Can we talk or are you still hiding from me?" He asked looking at you softly.

"I'm not hiding" you defended yourself weakly "I just needed to think"

"And have you thought?" he whispered almost shyly "Or do you need more time because if you do that's fine"

"I have thought Binnie" you swallowed hard looking at him nervously he smiled at you reassuringly and clicked the lock on his door so none of the others could interrupt but didn't step back towards you.

"That's good then" he nodded awkwardly neither of you really knowing where to start, taking a deep breath you took the initiative.

"Did you mean everything you said to me?" your voice was timid but the awkwardness was too big for you to manage anything else.

"Every fucking word doll" he swore intently staring into your eyes with a look that seemed hungry.

"And regardless of what happens you won't throw me out of your life?" you added feeling slightly braver at the soft expression on his face, you took a step towards him.

"If you want this I'll give you the world doll but if you just want to stay as we are now I will respect that, I'll never leave you" he was emphatic as he spoke making you believe him whole heartedly.

"How long have you felt this way?" you asked smiling shyly.

"To be totally honest years longer than I want to admit, I've loved you since high school I just never realized what it was" he was willing to bare his heart to you and you could feel yourself getting emotional "But these past couple of years it really dawned on me that I was in love with you".

"How would it work Binnie? with the life you lead and all that" you sighed looking at the floor not noticing him coming closer to you.

"Nothing really has to change except that we will need to find you another apartment, probably closer to here, and our guys will monitor your safety for the first little while to make sure you are really safe" he reassured you reaching for your hand and squeezing it. "I will make sure this never happens again I will swear it to you if you want me too".

"What about my job? they know where I work?" your voice was still nervous but you hoped after everything was spoken about you would feel better about everything.

"You can continue to work there if you want or we can find you somewhere else to work with one of our associates who has a legitimate business" Binnie sighed his posture getting more rigid as his grip on your hand loosened you started to think he was perhaps expecting you to shoot him down.

"I wasn't sure if that was allowed that's all" you admitted looking at him foolishly.

"Doll you are allowed to do whatever you want, none of our boys will say shit, if you want to stay out of the life as much as possible you can if you want to know what I'm doing you can do that too. But I will always keep you safe" he smiled again charmingly although his eyes has darkened as he kept looking at you.

"I feel safe with you Binnie I always have, and I have spent a while now imagining what it might be like to be your girlfriend" you murmured biting your bottom lip unconsciously as you looked at him sweetly.

You heard an quiet groan from the back of his throat before he surged forward kissing you roughly, his soft lips moving desperately against your own as he pulled you flush against his hard chest one hand gripping the back of your neck to keep you in place the other holding your waist in an almost bruising grip. You gasped into his mouth which he took advantage of to slip his tongue between your lips to move against your own before he pulled back almost as quickly as he grabbed you.

"Fuck, I'm sorry doll" he panted slightly letting you go and leaving you aching for him to hold you against him again "I don't want to force you into anything"

"You aren't" you whispered pressing your lips back against his softly "I want to be with you Binnie".

"You sure? because I won't be able to stop myself doll" he was so close to you his warm breath fanned across your skin his eyes so desperate for you.

"I want you" you repeated invitingly, smirking cockily he grabbed you walking you back towards his bed hands roaming under your top to your breasts massaging them roughly causing you to groan.

"Get undressed doll, or I'll rip these clothes off you" he growled licking his lips seductively and making you pull you shirt over your head immediately, you stripped off faster than you ever had in your life leaving yourself totally bare for him "Fuck your so pretty naked doll" he smiled slowly pulling his shirt over his head as your mouth watered at the sight of his naked chest, chiseled and so fucking hot.

You scooted back onto the bed letting him kneel between your knees as his lips sought out yours again laying you back against the soft bedding, this time he took his time gone were the rough desperate kiss replaced with sensual ones making you savor the taste of his lips. Laying you back he took his time gently caressing your skin, groping and mapping his way around your body his hands leaving trails of heat across your flesh making you groan against his lips.

"I will never let you go you know that doll, your mine now" he muttered into your skin making you shiver against him finger trailing down between your thighs he grunted feeling how wet you had gotten "Fuck, so perfect, so wet and all mine"

"All yours" you sighed in pleasure as his fingers softly danced around you clit sliding up and down you slit collecting your arousal, kissing his way down your body he repositioned himself at your core, his hot breath against you as you spread your legs further for him. Making eye contact with you he took one torturously long swipe through your folds with his tongue your eyes rolling back into your head and he hummed against your clit. 

His tongue we perfection alternating between kitten licks to you clit, suckling it between his lips and letting his tongue wander to your center thrusting inside you to lick your walls perfectly, all you could do was moan and gasp while threading you fingers into his dark locks pulling lightly making him moan into your cunt as you ground your hips against his mouth chasing the orgasm you could already feel racing towards you. 

"Changbin!... fuck... I'm going to... fuck" you mewled unable to make the words flow properly.

"Cum on my face baby" he grunted into you as he continued using his tongue to give you more pleasure than you could ever remember having. You came moaning his name again and again like a mantra and he carefully licked you through it not wanting to overstimulate you just yet. Kissing his way back up your body he made his way back to your lips kissing you deeply again and letting you taste your own arousal on his lips. 

"Please Binnie, I need to feel you" you whimpered as you felt his length twitch against you.

"Fuck doll you will be the death of me" moaned aligning himself with you and pushed into you slowly inch by inch watching as your jaw dropped and your eyes rolled back into your head "You like that baby, like my dick in you?" he smirked unable to contain the ego boost your reactions gave him and he slowly pulled out again before sinking back in "want me to fuck you until you can't walk".

"Yes, yes Binnie I love your dick" you wailed beneath him already feeling the sparks of another orgasm beginning to catch light. Grinning he picked up his pace thrusting harder and deeper into you until the only sounds were the slaps of skin hitting skin and the gasps and groans of you both chasing your own pleasure.

"God you're so tight and perfect baby" he grunted against your skin speeding up his thrust as he felt you tightening around him again "Squeezing me so good baby you going to take my cum baby? going to let me fill you up?"

"Fuck Changbin please" you cried feeling the knot in your abdomen tightening. His thrust became more intense as his dick continued rubbing against your wall perfectly "so close" you whined cantering your hips against his to meet his thrusts until you felt the wave of euphoria wash over you. Moaning your name against your skin he couldn't hold back as your walls clamped down on him pulsing with your orgasm he let himself go painting your walls white as he sucked harshly on your neck leaving his mark on you.

After several moments Binnie rolled off of you bringing you with him cradling you against his chest tightly as you both caught your breath you were still buzzing from your high and he just let you gently stroking your back with his fingers.

"I wasn't too rough was I?" he murmured sounding like his normal sweet self again.

"No Binnie that was perfect?" you sighed happily stretching yourself out beside him.

"Good I'll run you a bath then doll so you can relax and I'll grab you something to eat" he breathed kissing the top of your head.

"Are you going to spoil me like this every time? Because I will get used to it very quickly" you teased kissing his chest.

"I will always worship you baby, you're my girl after all" He grinned carefully getting up and bringing you with him. He walked you into the bathroom slowly peppering your face with kisses as you followed him, he wrapped you in his robe before turning on the water and letting it run while he redressed himself quickly "I'll be right back baby you get in when your ready" he kissed you passionately once more before leaving you alone in the bathroom.

Looking in the mirror you took in your appearance, messy hair, damp skin and massive dark mark on the bottom of your neck. You brushed your fingers over it wincing a little as it stung under your touch, stupid Changbin you thought you yourself smiling. You had worried you would regret the decision you had made after thing progressed past a point of no return but you didn't, you felt happy, completely happy. Changbin returned with snacks and fruit looking every pert the doting boyfriend, a term you would need to get used to since it felt so foreign on your tongue.

"Do you mind if I join you baby?" he asked already shrugging out of his shirt.

"I would love that" you grinned watching him finish getting undressed and reach of you to untie the robe helping you to step in the bath. He followed sitting against the edge of the tub nestling you between his legs to lean you against his chest again.

"Sorry about your neck doll, I didn't mean to be that rough" he apologized tilting your head so he could see it properly, leaning in to kiss it softly.

"It's alright Binnie" you murmured enjoying his hands gliding across the skin of your legs and belly. "What happens now?" you purred getting far too relaxed against him.

"What do you mean doll?" he chuckled looking down at how you had let yourself total lean against him your head on his shoulder.

"Are we a thing now? Are we together?" you sighed happily

"Yeah your'e mine, my girl, I'm never letting you go baby" he smirked pressing his lips against your neck just below your ear, nibbling and kissing the skin there making you squirm against him. "Such a good girl, so responsive" you gasped and pulled away slightly.

"Don't tease me Binnie" you pouted reaching for a strawberry to eat.

"Sorry baby, I'll let you recover before I ruin you again" his cocky grin making you cough on your mouthful of fruit. "What I'm going to fuck you every chance I get"

"Scandalous Binnie" you rolled you eyes at him.

A while later his phone rang and he left you laying in on his bed not before asking Mrs Choi to bring some ice and ointment for the mark he had left on you which had left you embarrassed and him chuckling at you.

"I've had a call from Hongjoong" Chan began not even waiting for everyone to sit down "he want's to meet with all of us but I have made it clear the only Bin and I are willing to meet this afternoon not tonight so we are going to need to head out soon"

"Why all of us?" Jeongin's eyes narrowed suspiciously.

"I don't know but as a precaution I want Hyunjin on point with Jeongin and Seungmin as back up and Minho, Han and Felix you are to stay here to make sure noting happens while were gone. I don't trust this to not be an attempt at something else" Chan instructed waiting as the others nodded in understanding.

"You sure you don't want me with Hyunjin?" Han asked casually.

"No I need you here just in case, I'm not sure if this has something to do with out little one" he sighed looking to Changbin pursing his lips.

"You tell me where to be and I'll be there she gets it" he nodded in response.

"Good, you can sort out whatever shit between the two of you once this is over today I need you with me" Chan smiled. He knew that Chan had never doubted him but needed to be sure that with you staying with the others that you would be safe and he would need to be fully in with what was happening.

"We'll keep he safe you know that" Felix added looking serious "I'll never let anyone every touch her".

"I know man, and she does too" he smiled at Felix knowing that you were always safe with any of the members, his crew were his family and you were too so now you were their priority as well.

"So get your gear together we go in an hour" Chan finished the meeting excusing all of them except for him and Minho.

"If this goes pear shaped our standard plan applies, if anything happens to me you share the responsibility to hold this together, if its both of us Minho this falls to you" Chan sighed resignedly making the two of them nod they knew that Chan had always made contingency plans for their future and this was the standard one they had long ago decided on.

"Only, if anything happens to me" he started looking to both Minho and Chan "You need to take care of her, Felix will always be there with her but I need you to take her on like she's family" he looked each of them in the eye making sure they were willing to do this for him.

"We'll take her in, I mean any of us would, we will keep her safe regardless of what happens out there" Minho answered easily standing to hug him and Chan followed suit.

Making his way upstairs he found you sitting on his bed with Felix wearing his hoodie and your sweatpants looking concerned, Felix was mid explanation so he let him continue as he began stripping off to get himself ready suit, shirt, holster, belt, blade clip. He was trying his hardest not to look at you but he could feel your eyes burning into his skin.

"Did you understand all that bubs?" Felix asked softly.

"No" you shook your head looking more innocent that either of them had seen in a long time. "I don't understand if it's so important that your taking guns with you why you all aren't looking out for each other" you whispered knowing they both heard you.

"Some of us usually stay behind" Felix wrapped his hand around your thigh squeezing it to keep you grounded.

"Why?" you quizzed feeling like there was something missing in their explanation "What aren't you tell me?"

"Doll, Chan isn't sure that this isn't a trap not for us but for leaving you behind" Bin explained after a moment of silence which made Felix eye him confused "We're leaving you with Han, Minho and Felix. Han is a wicked shot and good at close combat, Minho is smart he can outsmart most people easily and with that comes him being able to out maneuver them too and Lix he's surprisingly good with guns and would burn the world down to keep you safe"

"I understand" you nodded "thank you Binnie for telling me" you took a dep breath and steeled yourself making him grin.

"My good girl" he cooed totally forgetting Felix was next to you as he leant in and kissed you sweetly.

"I knew you would get together!" Felix squealed bouncing on the bed beside you.

"We're not telling the others yet so keep your mouth shut Lix" Binne groaned annoyed with himself.

"I can keep a secret you moron" Lix rolled his eyes making you laugh while Binnie continued getting prepared, he left to get himself ready changing into clothes that wouldn't hamper him in the worst case scenario.

You followed them both downstairs when it was time for them to leave, surprised how formidable they all looked when they were being proper mafiosos, all suits, guns and hard expressions. They looked like totally different men to the ones you had become used to over the past week and if you didn't know better you would have been frightened in their presence instead you felt quite comfortable, except for the nerves over what might happen when Binnie left the company with the others.

"Have they told you what's happening?" Chan asked his features softening as he saw your eyes darting between them all.

"Yeah, Minho, Han and Lix are staying here the rest of you are going" you repeated back simply making him smile softly at you.

"Now, when we get back we will probably need to go over some self defense things with you just to keep you safe princess" Hyunjin sighed not loving the idea that if this all went wrong you might be a dead weight to his friends.

"She knows enough for the next few hours at least, don't you doll?" he smirked nodding to you.

"Yes Binnie, take kneecaps out from the side, punch throats, use my elbow its harder than my fist and if someone grabs me from behind throw my head back to break their nose" you counted out on your fingers as Hyunjin and Han's eyes both widened as you fished into your pocket and pulled something small from it and flicking it to reveal a butterfly knife "If all else fails, the temple is the weakest part of their face, don't try to stab necks go for between the ribs under an arm, between their collar bone and shoulder or their eyes and if I cant get free bite hard enough to take a chunk out of them".

"And?" Binnie prompted raising his eyebrows at you for you to continue.

"Oh never put my thumb inside my fist it will break" you grinned as he smiled nodding proudly at you.

"Well alright then Killer" Han laughed loudly as you bounced on the balls of your feet.

"We will be back before you even know it so don't worry this is just routine for us" Chan chuckled amused with your run down of how to take someone down while looking like a kid with sweater paws in an oversize hoodie.

"Be safe please" You sighed as you watched them get ready to file out to the garage.

"Always baby doll" Changbin smiled leaning in to kiss you again pulling you flush against him causing the others to whoop and yell, if you had to spend the next few hours getting teased you were going to kill him when he got back.

A/N: Thank you for reading the next part is where things will start heating up. Again any comments and reblogs are adored and you are wonderful human who I adore xx

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[bonk003]

Resident Evil Characters as things me and my friends have said

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Daniela: Why’d you leave my Instagram live you fucking bitch

Cassandra: I got banned from commenting for calling you a ‘gay cigarette’ but starting with an f

Bela: you do realise you’re not on the live anymore you can say the word

Cassandra: no

Cassandra: now I’m too afraid too

Bela: fucking gowl

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Bela: you like my eyebrow slit ?

Donna: yeah

Donna: looks brill

Bela: thanks, it wasn’t a thought out decision.

Donna: LMFAO

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Karl: why she built like that ?

Donna: who ?

Karl: Mother Miranda

Alcina: omg did you notice that too

Karl: omg wait are we on about the same thing ?!

Alcina: her ass

Karl: her ass

Alcina: OMG YEAH AHAHA

Karl: NO BECAUSE WE FULLY HAVE NEVER AGREED ON SOMETHING BEFORE

Donna: I don’t get it why are we on about her ass when she’s literally the cuntiest person ever

Donna: she gave us enough to chat shit about with that personality alone

Karl: no because why’s she always so angry for

Alcina: idk

Alcina: but did ye see the back of her pants it’s like inverted flapping in the wind where her ass cheeks should be

Donna: to be fair I’d probably be angry all the time to if my ass looked like a punctured basketball

Karl: LMAO I CANT BREATHEEEE

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Daniela: a cat fucking attacked me

Bela: no way are you okay

Cassandra: guarantee you deserved it

Daniela: fuck u Cassandra

Daniela: and yeah I’m okay sure like I’m still wriggling around

Daniela: was my own fault tho

Daniela: I did throw a slice of deli ham at its head

Read at 1:23 am

Daniela: why ye ignoring me

Bela: cause your not well in the head

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Lady Dimitrescu: I don’t seem to have seasonal depression this year so that’s a start 🤪😍

Donna: I don’t get seasonal depression cause my depression is year round

Lady Dimitrescu: 💀💀💀

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Cassandra: omg I’m absolutely creasing

Cassandra: Yanno the way I’m 💥💅💥💅💥💅

Cassandra: and an absolute icon

Cassandra: does that make me…

Cassandra: a bicon

Bela: go to sleep and stop texting me

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Donna: why were we different people like two years ago look at that picture

Bela: we were completely different like it’s actually scary

Donna: totally different

Donna: I blame the trauma 😍💅

Bela: me too🦋😍

Bela: anyways wanna come mine and sneaky link 😫

Donna: be there in 20

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Daniela: wanna move to New York and become strippers ?

Cassandra: yeah

Daniela: ok

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Lady Dimitrescu: you’re sick in the head

Karl: did you unblock me just to say that ?!?

Lady Dimitrescu: yes, and now I’m blocking you again

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[xiaosenthusiast]

secrets pt.01

xiao x gn!reader

SUMMARY you meet your brother’s good old friend xiao! but oh no? what’ll happen if you catch feelings and start dating? especially when zhongli forbid you from dating xiao!? only one way to find out!

WARNINGS -ˋˏ✄┈┈ secrets, cursing

A/N-ˋˏ✄┈┈ lowercase intended ! i was actually rlly excited to write this one jshjajsj this turned out a LOT longer than i wanted it to so i’m making a part two, its 3am sos pleas

next

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“zhongli! mom’s calling you!”

you sigh as you hear your brother’s footsteps get closer. you were currently helping your mom by cleaning the table and zhongli was doing homework. you were five months older than him so you always asked if he ever needed help with any subjects; he never accepted your offer because he was a whole lot smarter than you but that didn’t mean you ever stopped asking.

“hey yn, do you wanna hang out with me and my friend?”

“huh? what for?”

“don’t know, but he wants to meet you.”

“uhhh yeah sure i just need to finish cleaning the table.”

that sure caught his attention, he started helping you right away.

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you were a little nervous to hang out with your brother to say the least. you two weren’t exactly the closest siblings..

“hey xiao, this is my sibling yn.”

his eyes moved from his homework to you. he gave you a smile, and it was not a genuine one.

“nice to meet you. i’m xiao.”

your cheeks turned a light pink, and not because of how attractive he was. you were a little embarrassed because his judgmental eyes just kept staring at you. he didn’t exactly have the kindest aura.

“nice to meet you.”

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after your encounter you just kept seeing him around, mostly around zhongli though. one day zhongli decided to leave you two alone to go get some snacks at the nearby 7-11.

“so…”

“i have a question.”

he suddenly looked at you and you were confused, “what is it?”

“are you afraid of me?”

silence filled the air as the tension got thicker.

“no. why would i be afraid?”

he looked surprised at your answer and just turned back around to stare at nothing.

“i don’t know, most people are afraid of me; i think it’s because i have a resting bitch face haha.”

“i was a little..intimidated at first. you would never stop staring…”

“oh, yeah i do that too, i’m sorry if it made you uncomfortable.”

“no worries, i got over it anyway.”

the tension wasn’t as thick as before and sitting beside him wasn’t as bad as you thought.

“he-“

“yn, we have to go home; it’s getting late.”

zhongli came from nowhere and i cursed his timing. just when i was getting comfortable too.

“bye xiao, i’ll see you tomorrow?”

“yeah, see you tomorrow.”

on the walk back home zhongli said the weirdest thing ever.

“yn, you cant date xiao.”

“what? when did i-“

“just promise me you won’t date him.”

what was he talking about? there’s something he’s definitely not telling you. and that really bothered you.

“okay…but you can’t blame me if i break it.”

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break it indeed you did. turns out there was more than meets the eye to xiao. he was unexpectedly good with children, and he liked to cook. you found this out when you were invited to his house. you didn’t tell zhongli. besides, why’d he have to know where you were at all times?

he had a younger sister and always cooked and cleaned around the house. his mom was always out working so he was in charge of taking care of his sister. his sister introduced herself as qiqi and apparently she took a liking to you. she seemed a bit ditzy and forgetful but she was cute.

eventually she went to sleep and that left you alone with xiao.

“hey. i didn’t know you could cook?”

“well someone has to…”

“do you know how to bake too?”

“yeah..why does it matter?”

jeez if he was going to be so sour then why did he invite me?

“i was gonna ask if we could make a cake!”

“oh yeah su-“

and just then i got a phone call.

“sorry, it’s zhongli. i’ll be back.”

xiao just watched you walk out and laid back into his couch.

“hello?”

“yn! where have you been?! don’t you know what time it is?”

“umm it’s 11:00pm, why?”

“where are you?”

“at xi-“

oh shit. i almost told him where i was.

“what?”

“at a friends house. i’m sleeping over.”

“does mom know? if she doesn’t you know she’ll get really stressed-“

“i’ll call her right now. goodnight zhongli.”

you heard him sigh and mumble a goodnight. after you told your mom about it you realized you didn’t think this through. where were you going to sleep?

you walked back inside and saw xiao passed out, he looked so peaceful. you couldn’t help but smile.

“xiao.”

although you didn’t want to wake him up you had to ask if you could sleep over. “xiao, can i sleep over?”

he just nodded and turned his head.

now where exactly was i supposed to sleep?

i sat next to xiao and made myself comfortable. he wouldn’t mind, would he?

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the next morning i woke up with a blanket on me and xiao gone. i looked around and no one was around. it seems like xiao moved to his room.

you checked your phone and saw it was 5:39am.

going back to sleep wouldn’t hurt.

but you decided against it as you went to get a cup of water. you were awake already might as well start the day.

when you turned around you saw xiao’s surprised expression.

“what?”

“you actually stayed over?”

“yeah?”

“oh, okay. cool.”

it seemed like he thought i was gonna leave.

he sat on the couch and just sat there thinking about something.

“hey.”

“hm?”

“do you want to date?”

you nearly choked on your water.

“excuse me?”

“do you want to be my lover?”

“no, i mean..i heard you but, why?”

“why not? i mean we’re both comfortable with each other.”

“i don’t think we should date because of that.”

“but we both get benefits i guess?”

“what would those benefits be?”

“you get to help me take care of qiqi, and i can help you..uh.”

“yeah didn’t think so, besides zhongli doesn’t want me to date you.”

“why are you letting him control your love life?”

“i’m not letting him control my love life. regardless if he let me, you wouldn’t be my type anyway.”

“ouch?”

“haha your ego’s too big pretty boy. if you convince me i suppose i’ll date you.”

“i’ll make you sweets?”

“you have yourself a deal.”

#xiao angst #genshin xiao #adeptus xiao #xiao x you #xiao x reader #angst #angst no happy ending #modern au #highschool au #genshin x gender neutral reader #genshin x you #ella’s drabbles

[spamgyu]

hi!!! i finally finished reading the backburner and! i have a lot of thoughts!

i'm sorry if it is too long, i caught flashbacks from my english literature class and started analyzing everything....

firstly, i think i told you before when i've read infrunami, but i absolutely love how you mix feelings/thoughts of the characters and the actual plot and action. you amazingly good at writing it all naturally, that i as a reader do not feel lack of information or overdose of iti love that you use small actions, glances/kisses/hesitations to kiss to describe how they feel and what they think, and not just straight up telling it

secondly, speaking about cheol/oc parallels, i agree that they're both red flags, but oc seems to be more of a pinkish red?¿ i mean, yes, she is a lil silly and blind and does not see the way mingyu looks at her before the kiss, but i wouldn't say mingyu is a backburner for her. you are the author and i can't argue, but to me it seems that she is not self-aware? like, she made sure cheol knew what she wanted out of their relationships, they were not friends before. and cheol is a manipulative leo, who wants attention and backup plans. in the episode in the 2nd version when oc rejects him he is fully aware that he hurts her, all his words, it is a calculated move, he is self-aware red flag and, i guess, just does not want to do anything about it?? but as for the oc.... i mean, she is not a good person either, but mingyu never told her hpw he felt?? and she is not supposed to read his mind?? mingyu is the best boy and my sunny bunny and deserves being appreciated but like i don't think the oc conciously hurted him🤷‍♀️

to sum up, i really want to thank you for your writing and that you make real and almost 3d characters, who are complicated and interesting to followi really appreciate your works and i hope you won't ever stop writing🥹🫶

ahhhh oh my god wait before i reply to this can i just say this made me feel so warm like wowowowowowowowow thank you so much for taking the time to read it and give me your feedback im literally crying throwing up rn

/hoshi crying pic here/

that i as a reader do not feel lack of information or overdose of iti love that you use small actions, glances/kisses/hesitations to kiss to describe how they feel and what they think, and not just straight up telling it

pls this part made me kick my feet and giggle so hard bc u get it omfg i really do try my best to show that true human nature??? like sometimes u like someone and u dont even think to do something for them??? u just do it??? like sometimes ur actions are faster than ur thoughts and ig thats what people say when "actions comes naturally when u love someone" aldk;fja;lsdkf anyways

you are the author and i can't argue, but to me it seems that she is not self-aware?

no ur right. i think though that because of her lack of selfawareness and her selfishness she unintentionally put mingyu on her backburner bc she knew he'd always be there. like she bitches about cheol running to sunhee but when shit hits the fan she always runs to mingyu.... taking his selflessness for granted

but as for the oc.... i mean, she is not a good person either, but mingyu never told her hpw he felt?? and she is not supposed to read his mind??

with this part i kind of wrote it as more of like.... she is so pressed about sunhee and cheol's relationship and she didnt see that her and mingyu were the same. she came to terms that cheol has feelings for sunhee and yet she cant see that her and mingyu's friendship is paralleled with it bc she's too focused on one thing.

ANYWAYS THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN IM LITERALLY PUKING ;ALSDKFJFKA AND THE FACT THAT U READ THE MESS OF INFRUNAMI and stuck around after??? god u need a hug

#i love love love when u guys tell me what u think of my writings like i feel like my heart is about to explode every time #spamgyu backburner

[moonysfavoritetoast]

lil rant i’m sorry

actually fuck everyone because i just want a sibling who actually fucking cares about me i get the bitch is ten but she tries so hard to make it obvious she doesn’t care and i hate it i fucking hate it “evan- evan no- evan evan are you ok! evan evan evan no!” all in the same sentance please for the love of god just deadname me if you’re going to say my chosen name every other fucking word like she does it constantly and it’s so fucking annoying she fucking hates me and it’s so fucking obvious she only talks to me if she needs something and absolutely hates when i try to talk to her or whenever i’m fucking stimming and then she gets all angry when i tell her to go away like she doesn’t do the same shit to me whenever i talk to her she tries to copy me in every way possible she came out as fucking bisexual (she isn’t.) two days after i told her i was (she was a third grader.) and when i got my binder she started always saying “actually i want one too! i hate my chest” she is fucking ten she doesn’t have a chest to hide and if she’s really that uncomfortable with it then she should fucking wear bigger clothes instead of always getting tight fucking tshirts and tank tops and she started getting fucking pink cargo pants (she has like eight pairs) just because that’s how i dress (but black mostly) and she wants to get a bunch of preppy band shirts to look like me it’s so fucking annoying every interest i have she takes from me everything that makes me me she tries to copy and people wonder why i don’t draw and edit and collect things anymore like the only thing she won’t do is collect rocks (crystals, etc) and cut her hair because well she likes her long hair SO MUCH and she won’t dye it because “it’s blonde!!!” it’s fucking brown dumbass if you want to keep your blonde hair go outside more instead of fucking staying UNDER your blanket all day on your phone but NO i cant say anything about it because she’s sensitive and if i do i get my phone taken away and speaking of her being under her blanket all day, she always gets me sick bc of it she will breathe in her own fucking sick all day and then come and get in my face and breathe at me and i always get sick worse because of it like she’ll have a runny/stuffy nose and i’ll have my sinuses backed up to the point my ears hurt and i can’t have headphones in and i cant move my neck or shoulders, she’ll have a slight cough and i’ll have a cough that hurts my chest so bad i cant breathe and OH MY FUCKING GOD can i talk about her speach impediment like she thinks it’s all cute bc it gets her sympathy but then comes home crying because someone thought she was speaking spanish like she’s literally in speach therapy maybe if she listened she would talk better and EVERYONE PRAISES HER for saying penguin so clearly WHEN IT SOUNDS LIKE “dendgwin” AND THE WAY SHE SAYS QUIET???? I FUCKING HATE IT IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY AND IM NOT FUCKING EXAGGERATING “dwiET!” EVERY TIME THE DOGS BARK (every day when my dad gets home from work) OR YESTERDAY I WAS TALKING AND SHE WAS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING SO SHE STARTED TELLING ME TO BE QUIET SO I SAID “stop telling me to be quiet, i don’t like how you say it.” AND MY DAD FUCKING YELLED AT ME FOR SAYING THAT BC SHE STARTED CRYING and i’m expected to make her food whenever i make MYSELF food like bitch is ten she should know how to make herself ramen ugh

#um #yeah #i just really don’t like my sister #she’s cool sometimes but #no #sorry for the rant/vent #idk

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Gale Reviews: ML Season 5 Episode 1 Evolution

Spoilers for the start of the new Season

So it starts RIGHT after the finale

-Okay so he is calling himself monarch right out the bat

-Paris is a mood

-Chat noir jumping up and breaking the shield casually. Boss!

-Oh they are doing the side by side speech thing. (also the kwami cowering that MONSTER!)

-Sass trying to warn him only to BE SILENCED. KWAMI ABUSE

-Chat noir "We will never be silenced" rude

-Gabriel really turning up the evil

-Nathalie telling him to wait, but Gabriel is like "Nah bitch I got this" (spoiler he does not)

-Oh damn they showed the perspective of the future version of them from the past.... Wow that is perplexing

-Bunnix is finnally here! after an entire season!

-So the bunny is the most powerful miraculous of all cause time travel

-Seriously though, gabriel really screws the pooch on this

-Wait, so he just sucked them all into the cane?

-and now we see clips of previous akuma fights

-So Gabriel tried to use the lady wifi encounter to steal the miraculous but Bunnix knows to rewind time to stop him

-So the unify when Monarch uses it doesnt change the costume

-Oh look multiple miraculous use being dangerous FINALLY

-ALIX NO!

-Also we gonna ignore that Adrien is likely running low on time?

-Bunny noir is adorable! and he is using the power smart

-OH SO ALYA AND NINO KISSED IN THE JAGUAR CAGE

-Oh it went full circle. Okay see, thats actually a fun part of using time travel

-Chat bunny mocking the amalgam moth

-Is... is Monarch dead? I hope he is

-Did Monarch just die?! omg I love it

-OH S*** ITS THE PAST WITH FU! THEY ARE IN THE FLASHBACK

-Damn, he isnt dead

-THIS IS WHY YOU DOUBLE TAP! Ladybug and chat noir, you should have taken them all right there

-Okay, so Ladybug figures out that with the dog he can always call back the time miraculous, so she is calling lucky charm to help

-Monarch ended up in the Reverser episode

-Kwamis were like "Feed us bitch or we kill you. " Sass be savage

-Okay so this time he went to Nathalie. Okay there is a smart move for once.

-Well for once he feeds the kwami

-Young fu looking at them as they explain they need a miraculous

-"Yea I ship it, so I believe you."

-I missed the old box so much

-RABBIT NOIR!

-GASP He is giving them BOTH the speech about choosing wisely.... Never had I needed something so badly without knowing it.

-Young Fu is a gem

-Alix wanted to study engineering

-Remember when we thought Mr.Kubdel might be hawkmoth? I remember thinking it was dumb. Cause He is a good dad

-He knows his daughter is leaving, He knew the exact time. MY HEART!!!!! I CANT

-Alix is a bean and I love her.

-And she is surprised its the dog, wonders what happened to the bunny

-Mr.Kubdel reveals the pictures of the past on how he knew this would happen

-This explains Bunnyx in Chat blanc to.

-DOG ALIX IS BABY! I WOULD DIE FOR HER

-OH LOOK, TRAUMA FOR ALIX

-And Alix does her part

-So they plan on baiting him using the heroes day moment

-Nathalie is feeding them. Finally someone is

-Nathalie suggests her plan. WHICH MAKES SENSE!

-Gabriel seems like he is gonna do it

-So he is searching, he found the moment

-OMG ALIVE EMILIE.

-He carries her off. Thats cute, also. ARE THEY JUST LITTERING WITH ALL OF THAT. F***ing rich people

-YOU IDIOT! YOU COULD HAVE DROPPED OFF THE DRIVE RIGHT THERE! YOU FOOL! YOU GOT GREEDY

-Canigirl! I think its fine name

-He got tricked!

-UNIFY WITH ALIX! SHE DID BOTH

-And apparently, that ball cant travel through time.

-Gabriel realizes he done goofed

-Did... Did they just strand him in the past?

-Chat noir spoke backwards for a second.

-PERMA USER ALIX!!! HELL YEA

-fLUFF got de ja vu

-This episode was an apology for the lack of alix this season.

-Fu is like "Huh... that happened"

The monarch thought he had a chance, but then Bunnix is like "LOL NOPE!"

-So Monarch escapes using Longg's powers. But totally got owned by bunnix.

-Chat noir cheers up ladybug in that cute moment. Seriously, she is so soft for him

-Gabriel appologizing to Emilie

-Also, nathalie is calling but like, she would know if it worked cause time travel impacts s*** so...

-Oh s*** I forgot this all happened the same day as Risk and Strikeback

-Also NATHALIE. ABOUT F***ING TIME YOU SAID IT. gOOD ON YOU FOR FINALLY REALIZING HE AINT WORTH IT

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Overall, it was a good episode. I was worried with the time travel, but I would say this episode handled it the best. Alix and Chat noir got a lot of shine, and the episode ACTUALLY REMEMBERS the consequences of multiple miraculous use. Good to know

I give this an 9 out of 10

I think there could have been more, but Alix really got a lot of development and I know we wont see her for some time which does stink. But hey, It has a lot of good and I think the pacing was decent.

#ml #ml spoilers #evolution #ml season 5 #miraculous ladybug #gale reviews

[pxperplxnets]

lia alfonso character headcanons/facts:

-she has raging adhd

-shes pansexual

-also demi-gendered (she/they)

-shes argentinian

-her favourite colors are dark blue and sage green

-her favourite fruit is passionfruit

-she always watches argentinian football matches

-doesnt matter where she is, she watches them religiously

-sleeps either with one of ollies shirts or with her own oversized shirts

-her favorite animals are capybaras

-her favourite drivers of all time are michael schumacher and kimi raikkonen

-when she counts she always starts in english but changes to spanish when she gets to 13

-”eleven, twelve, trece, catorce…”

-i know thats oddly specific but i do that and i feel like she would too

-she kind of just forgets how to speak english sometimes

-this makes things very dificult when shes trying to communicate with ollie

-she speaks spanish, english and italian

-her favourite school subject is lunch

-cant do math for the life of her

-treid to be vegetarian but forgot she was and ate meat the next day

-she has a sister that is 6 years older

-she had a rottweiler called tupac back home

-she lived in the us for a long time before she moved back to argentina

-when she clips her nails she always skips one without realizing

-her favourite shows are new girl and adventure time

-painting has been her passion since she was very little

-she plans on going to art college

-her first job (apart from babysitting) was face painter at kids parties

-she is very conected to music even though she cannot sing

-she whistles all the time without realizing

-jak hates it

-”can you please stop whistling?” “*whistles aggresively*”

-her favourite singers are mac demarco, taylor swift and lana del rey

-she had a one direction obsession

-she likes to anotate books and normally makes them really artsy looking

-she has three stick and poke tattoos

-one of them is a tiny heart on her ankle which she got matching with her girl best friend

-the other one is a spiral on her shoulder

-and the last one is a j on the side of her finger

-j as in jak bc he would not leave her alone when she got the heart with her other best friend

-the plan was her getting a j and him geting an l

-he chickened out

-she designs jaks helmets

-she met jak because her mom was really good friends with his mom and they moved next to them when they moved to the us

-moving on to some headcanons about her relationship with ollie

-once they got together he asked her to design a helmet for him

-ollie once tried to read and anotate a book for her an failed miserably

-since she likes to wear really baggy clothes she steals his all the time

-first time she went out to track wearing his shirt he couldnt focus for the rest of the day

-her and jak jokingly fight for ollie all the time

-”sorry babe, i made plans with jak” “i told you i wanted to hang out with ollie today, you asshole” “stay mad hoe”

-always joking tho

-jak is not the only third wheel

-sometimes ollie third wheels them

-or lia third wheels them

-going back to lia

-she hates orange flavoured candy

-totally right to do so

-her biggest childhood crush was barracuda from an argentinian show called chiquititas 98

-never quite got over the fact that he had to leave the show

-she always paints her nails

-once jack got into a fight with another kid because he insulted her

-she is that one bitch with the two braids

-i am too its fine

-she wears glasses

-or wears contacts

-babe is blind as shit

-i cant think of anything else

-oh well she is the only one of my motorsport oc’s whos name doesnt start with an a

-annoyes me to no end

-we love her tho

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authors note:

trying something new to give you all some content and give you some facts about the girls.

Anyone in special that you guys want next? let me know!

#lia alfonso #oliver bearman #ollie bearman #ollie bearman x oc #ollie x lia #Jak Crawford #lia alfonso headcanons #pxperplxnets #f3 #f2 #prema racing #Prema #ollie is in f2 as well now #lets cry

[cicadangel]

erm.! diary 12/4

hi i havent been online in a bit or written any diary entries recently bc well i was really depressed and then i just like forgot or whatever. but uhmmm life updates sorta/just how im doing right now.

i will start with the good news :-) i am not depressed! ive been feeling good pretty consistently for the past 2 weeks i think? ive been happy enough to be able to function normally and do all the stuff i need to do. also school swim started so i got to see my crush (the one i talked abt a bunch last year) and i actually need him so bad he's so fine i need him. not much has happened w him (in terms of moments or whatever) but it will soon trust!!!!!! also ive been feeling a bit more confident lately in terms of how i think guys percieve me so i hope maybe that will inspire me to make a move but probably not. oh well.

as for everything else. well. i have been having issues with that one bitch "friend" ofc hoping to hit her with a car sometime soon. but thats not rly new ig. i am kind of having issues too tho with one of my other friends bc he's being weird and annoying. recently hes been extremely sensitive abt just everything which is whatever except he won't tell me, he'll just get upset and try to get me to ask him if he's upset except i won't play that game ugghhhhh if u have a problem with me tell me bc i wont understand otherwise!!! i cannot possibly fathom what he's got wrong with him about me so im not even gonna try. if he wants to fix it he can use his words otherwise no bueno it is not happening!!!!

he's also been like. weird to me recently. we're in psychology class together and we're gonna be at the "abnormal behavior" unit soon (which is mental illnesses) and he keeps saying ohhhh we're almost at your unit we're almost there when it's like stop thats actually so annoying. i am abnormal and crazy but that's not ur place to say? i dont talk to my friends abt my mental illness struggles but i guess it is obvious there's smth wrong with me or whatever but it's just annoying. i will talk abt how im against involuntary commitment to psych wards and how sooooo many therapists only end up doing more harm than good and my problems with the whole mental health industry and the modern understanding of it bc it's smth im rly passionate abt, but he just brushes me off as if i dont have first hand experience with all of the terrible ways psychiatry and the mental health industry can fuck people up???? i also feel weird talking to him in general sometimes bc i know he'll bring me up to his therapist (because he constantly mentions it) and i feel like i cant talk to him bc he's gonna tell her and that just puts a weird strain on the relationship. like his therapist knows me, but just from his pov and that kinda weirds me out im ngl.

oh i also got in a fight w my mom today. actually we're still fighting. it was over something soooo insignificant but i got so overly angry like i always do and now im going to make it ruin the rest of my day because i am insufferable. she's just been really angering me lately also ive been feeling destructive which is complicated. i dont rly like the term "splitting" but it's def what ive been doing a lot lately. ugh. also i like dont know what to do with my bpd "diagnosis" it makes me angry and like i just have so many problems with it in so many ways REGARDLESS if i actually have it or whatever which i could talk abt for hours. in some ways it's nice to have a label for what ive been going through my whole life but in most ways i am like not too happy with the fact that ive been handed a disqualification from ever being upset again. if i am, it'll just be because im a crazy borderline! ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway. more on that whole mess later sorry

#diary

[yuukei-yikes]

Haruka's cringe compilation also includes him seeing Ene, probably thinking she looks very pretty, but instead of rekindling his high school romance he's living through the worst adaptation of "new phone who dis" ever conceived by man or snake

LMAOOO please and in that point in time haruka also technically spent a lot of time watching konoha try to get hibiya and hiyori out of the timeloop for god knows how long. we dont talk abt this enough. haruka can see everything konoha sees so like... erm. bitch also saw these kids getting killed over and over. lol! (descent into insanity complete as i think abt haruka and hibihiyo dynamic post str)

so like. last haruka saw of takane was her dead body, he had no reason to NOT think she wasn't in a similar state as him. like in some limbo place. bc tbh does haruka even know where he is... and from watching everything thru konoha he might know as much as kenjirou being a danger but that's it. cuz we don't know if he ever explicitly did anything to reveal in front of konoha that he is not Really kenjirou. ofc there are the hcs that the people inside the daze move freely and can see each other but personally i never interpreted it like this. i like the hc theyre all alone bc makes for better post str angst and i like the idea that ayano CAN do this but doesn't because she is too upset she could not save haruka and takane and is too ashamed to face haruka. and also something something self punishment i dont deserve to hang out with my friend and receive updates from what he can see with awakening eyes (but doesnt stop to think it'd be nice for haruka to have someone). i think ayano probably shows up to haruka at least once Largely based on his line in the eighth novel when she appears. he says "she was always unannounced" or something like that and yeah maybe he meant back then when they were alive ayano had always been kind of sudden and unexpected idk lol but i like to interpret it as in ayano suddenly showing up in haruka's daze like. hi. (cries a lil bit then immediately leaves)

ERM. SORRY I GOT SIDETRACKED. LIKE ALWAYS. i think haruka Knows where he is bc ayano told him, but it's also so appealing to me that he's just confused the whole 2 years (plus the 10 years it feels he's watching hibiya and hiyori die) cuz. heh. angst. but yeah i think he'd know but not much (until konoha meets the dan yknow)

ANYWAYS YEAH my point was he just went through all that, been alone for 2 years plus all the time worth in the hibihiyo timeloop and finally. HE GETS TO SEE TAKANE. except he is not really himself and konoha is just making her freak out and cry and haruka's just having a mental breakdown bc he's been in this place for so damn long where he cant feel tired or sleep or eat and he is just laying there in a room perfectly designed to fit his worst nightmare like he is by all means dead but alive enough to be tortured like this lolllll and now he gets to see the person he's been begging to see all this time like YOU KNOW in the third novel the first konohas state of the world chapter he says "if i had a final wish i would reach out to that girl who used to yell at me all the time" (insanity) like i truly think the i want to see you takane bit from the anime is from there. anyways. the fact that line happens while konoha is actively trying to stop the timeloop for hibiya and hiyori AUGGHH

um. yeah he gets to see her again. but all his other self is doing is making her cry lmaooo

but also i think haruka is rly touched that takane refuses to see konoha as him and calls him a fake LOL bc haruka hates konoha bc it acts so much like him, clueless to those around him and just being a burden but takane refuses to see it as haruka because it's NOT haruka like she knew immediately it wasn't him. and maybe from takane's pov its just her in denial of haruka having his memories erased but still she was right, it wasnt haruka in his body. and i think he would be so touched abt this (which is why he's so desperate for her company post str not only for obvious reasons like he loves takane and he was alone for god knows how long inside the daze but ALSO BECAUSE.. everyone else became great friends with konoha and he feels so bad replacing it and fears the dan resents him hehehehehfhejdjjdjfiekdkoeoeo

#ask tag #kagenalysis