#this story is a wild animal

[voltrohgodwhat]

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#Altean keysmash #again #I really gotta stop #one of these days I'm going to accidentally infinite monkey theorem a perfect rendition of an extremely rude word or something #probability is a wild animal #this story is a wild animal #she says like they aren't all wild animals #I don't know who told Coran what funky earth leaf was but that can of worms was opened #vld #voltron #voltron legendary defender #writing #fanfiction #vld coran #vld allura #cw drugs #cw weed #cw just tell me what warnings are and I'll tag because the state of my existence is that I have a warped perspective on cw threshold #for me it was tuesday

[happyheidi]

deer walks into a store and later brings her whole family for another visit 🛒

Horsetooth Store, Gas, and RV Park

(via)

#she said matriarchal goddess powers activate! #and can we talk about the name #Horsetooth store?? YES #lol I love that so much #cottagecore #deer #funny #animals in store #odd news #cool #wholesome #cute #wild animals #story #america #photography #gas station #irony here is it’s probably family owned and operated #headline: “’showing nature AND humans who’s boss’

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(these will be relevant in a moment) #this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF. #anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story #and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING #crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED #crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED #(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes) #DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want #but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn. #revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it #and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially #it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it #(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE) #and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color... #unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing. #lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER #crowley's secret is safe for another day #(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way) #(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things) #man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time #wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...

[toms-topic]

#will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #lol #art #artists on tumblr #POV: ​Mr Will Wood any time he sees an animal in the wild #anyways I just realized my ipad can just ring up any animal in an image I save which I did not know it could do (I have an andriod phone) #Yes I DID mash up 2 photos from WW’s story to make the background of this image thanks for noticing

[valc0]

Gotta be honest, on one hand I appreciate the thought that communities on Tumblr could help artists, writers and fans connect through shared interests. But I'm also worried it will create an insular structure where reaching more people will be near impossible.

Imo, one of the best experiences on Tumblr is seeing people you follow lose their shit over some random show you’ve never heard of and then checking out that show and discover “wow that’s pretty neat!”

I have the feeling this kind of experience will be likely lost if more people start isolating inside thematic communities.

#tumblr #tumblr community #gotta rant some more in the tags #but also the fact that old fandoms on here are still thriving because people can find art and writing under their tags #and it can happen randomly like a wild animal encounter in the forest #and sometimes you fall in love with that 2016 show with 830 stories on ao3 #if art and writing for that fandom was locked behind a community #or if the people themselves were locked in the comfort of their community #they would never wander the woods #they would never have the encounter with the wild fandom #i'm sorry this analogy is ass #but i think you get the gist

[yeyinde]

—and if that fails, he can always plan playdates for you with whatever dirty secret Johnny’s been keeping tucked away in the woods.

OH......... PLEASE feel free to elaborate on Johnny and his little secret in the woods 👁️👁️

haha it's kind of drawing on this a bit, but with a perspective shift from reader to Soap just to keep up with the theme of this weird little series. but basically: Johnny finds you hiking and all alone (and injured, too), and considers it his civic duty to help you (and help himself to a wife in the process).

and in many ways, i see him as being so much worse compared to Price or Ghost. devoted in that ugly, needy way. a very oily limerence. the one that crafts narratives from emptiness, from nothing, and sews them into reality. but you asked him for help. and he's reckless enough to see it through to the end (but that end is "until death do us part" so maybe you should have just called a park ranger instead. oops.).

#he's basically like this big dog who you think is kinda harmless #but then he does something and it makes your hackles raise because youre like damn that's a WILD animal #or like one of those stories where someone finds a dog and brings it to the vet and the vet is like “that is NOT a dog; back away slowly” #cod #call of duty #soap x reader

[varilien]

@azurecitrus OKAY THIS MOVIE ABSOLUTELY BROKE MY HEART AND I GOT CARRIED AWAY THANK YOU FOR THE REC LMAOOO

reminded me of a dream i had once, about vash and wolfwood being schoolkids together and wolfwood scaring off all of vash's bullies,,

#trigun #trigun anime #trigun fanart #vash #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #asks #azurecitrus #movie night with v #always a wild thing to have a movie that p much the whole time is like. oh okay very sad very uncomfortable. #and i'm failing to get much out of the experience. UNTIL!! the last twenty minutes or so #where the ending officially cements the story in my brain forever dfkjghdfk #goddddd the scene where he learns to hit back..... and that final triumphant ''HIS ARM IS MINT!! >:D'' #I'M TEARING UP JUST THINKING ABOUT IT......... OUAGH.... #EXTREMELY GOOD MOVIE IT HURT VERY BADLY LMAO #the black phone also gets extra points of favor with me for the scene the main character was watching my favorite william castle movie lol #alsooo week one in my first apartment babeyyyyyyyy i have not fucking slept at all dfkgjhdfjg

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Worry not for the Nameless Red Disciple, they just went down to the river to chill with the river turtles!

#poorly drawn mdzs #nameless red disciple #tulu xuanwu #Not calling this mdzs as it *barely* counts #I will have this character appear in the story again but for now they are going on a personal journey to find themselves #and also hang with turtles #are they spiritual turtles? no they are just the normal variety of wise and beautiful semi-aquatic creatures #LSZ really just found one off to the side and picked it up. Once again I must bring up the consequences of disturbing wildlife #In this fictional setting its fun but don't actually pick wild animals up and hide them in your sleeves. #but it does hold true that girls LOVE turtles. Boys too. People who aren't either also love turtles #turtle is a universally loved entity #and now NRD is learning their secrets! They will be unstoppable! #meta note: This is part of my slow plan to dig myself out of my deep pit of inbox backlog. #I love all the messages but oh man I have been in survival mode for 2 months

[owarinaki]

Young Taka'aki Morofushi inspector - Detective conan EP 1061

#takaaki morofushi #morofushi takaaki #morofushi inspector #koumei conan #detective conan #meitantei conan #conan anime #conan koumei #hagiwara kenji #hagiwara #hagimatsu #matsuda junpei #junpei matsuda #furuya rei #date conan #rei furuya #anime recap #wild police story #hiromitsu morofushi #morofushi hiromitsu #morofushi brothers

[loveoaths]

i can’t stop describing maul as innately predatory, radiating silky danger and watchful teeth even when he appears at ease. the man has lived his entire life as a tiger in a cage; he does not do soft, because soft gets you killed, and he refuses to die.

i love writing him feline, elegant and animal bound together. there is something about him that innately triggers the primal in all who encounter him: the hair on your body pricks up, every sensory nerve kicking to life as that ancient evolutionary awareness that something is watching you, and it is hungry settles too-tight on your skin. his presence is paranoia, it’s that inner prickle when you whip around because you can feel someone watching you, but no one’s there. uncanny. unnerving. unwanted.

even when he’s caught and locked in a cell and you are separated by bars and force-blocking cuffs and solid walls, watching him watch you back feels like seeing a caged tiger for the first time, comes with the rapid onset feeling of, “oh.” this person, this thing is so much bigger, so much more dangerous, so much more unknowable than you ever anticipated, and for a split second you do not believe those cage bars will contain him. but then you think, no, metal is metal and you’re safe here. you’re safe. you are. and maul looks at you, contained, padding his cell carefully, knowing exactly when to turn without looking, golden eyes aglow and fixed on yours, and you can almost hear, in the menacing rumble unfurling inside his chest, an ancient word, one your animal ancestors knew but you’ve since evolved too far past to recognize, that feels a lot like “for now.”

#i just think maul should be scary as fuck even when he’s just standing there because that’s how he was trained to be #watchful and observant and taking zero chances. paranoid. brimming with many emotions but releasing none but anger. calculated violence. #interspersed with bursts of compulsion. … i am maybe writing something about him. MAYBE. if i can figure out where i want his story to go. #darth maul #walkie talkie. #fic tag. #*obvi the you here is YOU the reader. i am not writing x reader content lol this will be canon etc etc etc ppl #also obligatory ‘I am not calling him an animal I am saying he evokes that primal response in ppl’ ok. not a fan of calling ppl wild animals #fr

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I have a question that I don't know the answer to. And I'm not sure if there's already an answer to this or not.

Why is Wally the only neighbor with no noes and no eyebrows? Was that like a way to make Wally seem like an outcast or something??

It droved me crazy with confusion the first time I realized this.......

And PLEASE don't see this as an ask of me "JUST noticing now". I noticed a month ago (ever sense I first started loving Welcome Home as a hyperfixation) but I kept it to myself because I was too embarrassed to ask to really know. And it's really ok if you don't know either.

oh yeah no to my knowledge we don't know why that's a Design Choice That Exists! could be to make him look a little more unsettling than the others (more out of place within his own niche to kinda mirror how he's Different despite filling the role he's made for & existing in the place he Should Be In) bc this is a Horror project, or just because no nose/eyebrows looked best on him-

but it might be something we're not In On yet! lore we haven't learned! we just don't know

#hey it could even be Main Character Disease #like how anime main characters tend to have the wild designs & colorful hair #but i doubt that's what it is lmao i mainly said that as a joke #but i Suspect it's just a design choice to be like 'hey hes kinda fucked up huh.' to assist in his Creepyness #though i would not be shocked if there's a story reason for it #like if his creator (dorelaine?) had a specific reason not to include eyes/eyebrows #or maybe the creator like... idk died or somethin before they could finish wally #which actually. hm. ok new theory #what if wally was Unfinished... given that the show did exist or at least was in production of course #but that could be why he's missing some facial features and lacks a 'pre-implanted' memory / knowledge about living #and why he's so obsessed with fulfilling his role... he was never given anything else... #JUST A THOUGHT! a delusional theory to chew on #homebogging #welcome home speculation #wh speculation #wally remains an Enigma! #and oh hey it could be to mimic Home??? #Home doesn't have eyebrows or a nose #which actually that makes me think about a slight correlation between the rigidity of Home's door/features #and the rigidity of wally's smile... #no im being insane again. OR AM I! #no i am i am... or am i...

[winterfieldfrontiers]

This is not fair for them

#takaaki morofushi #morofushi takaaki #morofushi inspector #koumei conan #detective conan #meitantei conan #conan anime #conan koumei #hagimatsu #wild police story #hiromitsu morofushi #morofushi hiromitsu #morofushi brothers #misao yamamura

[musurvivalistguide]

Me: *listening to character in an anime sing for the hundredth time as he forges a weapon for the MC* "This song is so cool, I love it!"

My imagination: *imagines Vakama as a Toa in a fantasy setting forging weapons for his team while singing the same song*

Me: "......dangit, I'm trying to rewrite old ideas for Bionicle, not create another AU for it!"

Song in question that inspired the idea

#bionicle #matoran universe #vakama #I swear my imagination runs wild with any scrap of an idea that seems interesting and turns it into a story 😂 #not sure if it will be like Bionicle D&D or if it'll be more like the other fantasy MMORPG style isekai animes #but either way please enjoy the mental image of Vakama singing a tune as he forges to keep time

[bestanimatedmovie]

Classification poll 6

Go vote in the other polls!

#best animated movie #The Prince of Tennis: Futari no Samurai #The Prince of Tennis #The Rescuers Down Under #The Simpsons Movie #Toy Story 3 #Valiant #Wendell & Wild #Classification round #wendell and wild #tournament poll #tumblr's favorite

[constantvariations]

Why did they create such a useless character to show Cinder's backstory when Salem is literally right there AND the real question the audience wants answered???

Imagine if it had been Salem who stayed at the hotel and saw something of herself in the scrappy servant girl. She saw how the Madame treated little Cinder and offered a way out only if Cinder has the power to be useful to her. Maybe she put Cinder to a test of how far she was willing to go for freedom, or maybe Salem wanted something from the Madame that she wouldn't give so it was up to Cinder to provide

Either way, Salem gets a young disciple that's ruthlessly ambitious and easy to manipulate and Cinder gains the illusion of freedom under a new master

#rwde #ofc salem wouldnt be grimmified in this version bc she'd stand out too much to do under the table shit #or she still could be but the world actually looks like an anime like it did in the beacon days #v4 on is far too grounded in reality design-wise #where the hell are the folks w wild ass hair colors and styles?? the most we get is joannas green but she says like 10 words so who cares #tis some bullshit and why i refuse to call v4+ rwby an anime #anyway this was somehow prompted by me comparing vergil to cinderella #as you can see i am Completely Normal tm #ngl tho vergil is a better cinderella if instead of riches-rags-riches its power-powerless-power #cinder starts at the bottom so her baseline mentality is way off if you want to do a cinderella remake #rags to riches is abt underdogs clawing up the social ladder against all odds #but riches rags riches is abt reclaiming what was yours #if we use cinders random disdain towards schnees in v8 as inspiration we could have a story of rival businesses #cinders father gets booted from power/high society thanks to Jacques's maybe legal maybe not methods and meddling #could go several ways from there: #her father could die and she'd be left homeless and alone in the cruel underbelly of the wealthy and powerful #she could find work w the Madame and try to endure the abuse so she and her father can pay the bills #her father could straight up sell her to the madame #itd be a horrific way to learn the significance of power and how easily it can be taken #i wanna like cinder so bad but v5 on fucked her irreparably. she doesnt even dress well anymore ffs

[2000ghosts]

june 21, 2002

#flickr #2002 #people #car #snake #animal #boa constrictor #olympia #washington #usa #found photography #old web #webcore #search term: roadtrip #(go read the story on the upload idk if its real but its wild)