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#this week has really been kicking my ass
mangozic · 19 days
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michael distortion what a goofy guy
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peanutseagle · 8 months
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damianya week - day 3 "Athletics or clubs"
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becca-e-barnes · 1 year
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I'm not really feeling like myself today so I'm gonna indulge myself a little.
I don't remember the last time I talked about anal on here but more specifically, I'm imagining Lee and his little innocent wife again (I know you've all missed Lee as much as I have 🥵)
I think anal would be something she wouldn't often ask for because I always imagine she's quite shy about asking for what she wants but anal becomes one of their mutual favourites very quickly.
The way Lee would dote on you before anal just makes me melt. He's not nearly as reckless and rough. It's all gentle praises and soft kisses, trailing his thick fingers against your soaked sex until they're well enough coated in your arousal that he can slide two into your ass.
He'd be so mesmerised by the way you enjoy it; watching the sweet, innocent woman he married begin to explore her own sexuality and slowly start to indulge in fantasies she'd never admitted to anyone else just does it for him.
Lee's not a stranger to toys in the bedroom but nothing makes him hard like the memory of the first evening he came home from work to his wife, a couple of days after he'd got you a cute little princess plug.
He's usually greeted with a brief kiss when he comes in the door but that night, you couldn't tear your mouth off his if you tried. He tastes faintly of the toffees he keeps in the car but his mouth is so warm and distinctly his, it's addictive.
"What's gotten into you, sweetie?" You've pressed yourself flush against his body, standing on your tiptoes to kiss him while your fingers hook his belt loops, pulling him closer.
" 'm sorry. I need you." You've been worked up all day, imagining how your husband will touch you when he gets home and now he's here, you don't want to wait. The dinner can burn for all you care.
You notice how warm his hands are as they shift from your waist, reaching down to squeeze your ass and when you whimper against his mouth, it all clicks for him.
"Livin' room, sweetheart." That's exactly where he wants to be right now, instead of cramped in your tiny little hallway and when you don't make a move, he scoops you up and carries you there before sitting down in his armchair.
"Turn around. Bend over." They're clear instructions. Your feet are planted between his as you follow his lead. He pulls the skirt of your dress up and your underwear down your legs.
"God, do y'have any idea how wet you are?" The sparkling end of the plug sits neatly between the cheeks of your ass but it's hard to miss the way your slick arousal seems to almost glisten on your skin in the dim lighting.
Your breath catches in your throat feeling your husband trail his thick fingers from your neglected clit, back to tease your soaked entrance. Your body resists him pressing into you though. Having one hole filled at a time is more than enough for you for now.
"Thought I'd try it this mornin'. Slipped it in before I started the cleaning." You might feel embarrassed at how exposed you are if you weren't so turned on. "Couldn't even think straight by noon."
"Such a good girl for me. Shoulda called, honey. I'd have come straight home" He taps the base of the plug rhythmically and even that's enough to make you squirm. With his other hand, he's palming his own cock through his work trousers but that's not his main focus in that moment.
"Let me take the edge off for you. I'll take real good care of you after dinner, how does that sound?" His fingers circle your clit with the kind of ease that only comes with practice while he taps the base of the plug with the fingers of his other hand. Your body flutters around the metal inside you, offering a pleasant reminder of how full you feel and you're quite sure nothing will compare to the evening you have ahead of you.
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the-writing-ninja · 2 months
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Blueprints
[Synopsis: Samuraishipping confession (Nya x Pixal)]
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[A bright and sunny day, Kai and Nya are out in the monastery's training grounds, fighting dummies and chatting.]
Nya: NO Kai, I DO NOT like her that way.
[Nya lets out a grunt and kicks a practice dummy so hard that she ends up breaking it.]
Kai: (Stunned (and scared)) ....
Kai: Tell that to the dummy, holy fuck.
Nya: UGH.
[She kicks the dummy again and is ready to storm off.]
[But then, she appears, as gorgeous as ever.]
Nya: Oh heyyy Pixal!
Kai: Hey Pix.
Pixal: Greetings!
Pixal: Nya, if you're free may I ask for some assistance?
Nya: O-ofcourse- w-with what Pixal?
Pixal: I require help with designing the new mechs. I have a few plans but I am facing some difficulty with the finalization.
Nya: Ofcourse! I would love to help!
Kai: (whispering) Oh you would just LOOOOVE to help right?
Nya: (whispering) One more word and I will not hesitate to drown you.
Pixal: My apologies, you both seem busy, I shall go and ask Zane.
Nya: Nonono I am completely free. Trust me! My schedule hasn't been this empty in ages!
Kai: (whispering) Hah, simp.
[Nya blasts Kai with a huge gush of water and he lands face-first on the monastery's mural-wall.]
Pixal: ...?
Nya: Don’t worry about it, I just saw a bug on his shoulder. Anyway, lead the way Pixal.
Pixal: If you insist.
[Nya and Pixal leave.]
Kai: (Gets up) Ah, young love~
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[Pixal and Nya are in the underground HQ, going over Pixal's building plans for the new mechs.]
Nya: These are all brilliant Pixal! I really don’t know how to choose just one..
Pixal: (Smug) I try.
Nya: (Sarcastic) Oh, soo humble.
[They both laugh.]
[Nya manages to snatch a quick glance at her beautiful laugh, and it makes her feel butterflies.]
[Dammit.]
[Well, Nya had known about this for awhile, even Kai did, but she had tried her best to not acknowledge it.. even going as far as to deny it all together.]
[She didn't want to ruin their friendship.]
[But at that moment,]
[She knew she couldn't avoid it anymore.]
[While Nya was lost in her own world, Pixal had gone back to her blueprints. Talking to Nya about the ins and outs of the mechs.]
Pixal: What do you think, Nya?
[Nya snapped back to reality.]
Nya: Oh, yeah, I-I uh think, it- might work?
Pixal: Affirmative.
[Pixal goes back to editing the blueprints further.]
[...]
[Well,]
[Say something.]
Nya: ...Say Pixal,
Nya: Can I tell you something?
Pixal: Mhm?
Nya: (Takes a deep breath)
Nya: So,, I've been developing feelings for you and I... I wanted to ask you if you'd like to.. go out,, y'know like. On a date. Sometime.
Pixal: ...
[Shocked by the nindroid's lack of a response, the master of water starts to panic.]
Nya: Of-ofcourse I-I don't want to make you feel like i'm pushing you into this and you have the full right to say n-
Pixal: Nya..
Pixal: I've been considering to "ask you out" for a while too.
Nya: Really?!
[Pixal lets out a short laugh.]
Pixal: If you wish to confirm it, go ask Zane.
Nya: (Blushes) ...you've talked about me with Zane...?
Pixal: I believe the correct word here would be "Gushed".
Nya:
Nya: God how do you flirt so effortlessly,,,
Pixal: ..Flirt?
Nya: [IT'S UNINTENTIONAL!?]
Nya: Oh, wow.
Pixal: Mhm?
Nya: Nevermind that,,
Nya: Let's uh, finish these mechs now,, shall we?
Pixal: It would be my pleasure, my beautiful girlfriend.
[Pixal looks into Nya's deep hazel eyes, takes her by the hand and leans in,]
Pixal: !Wait.
Nya: (Bright red and now confused) ...??
Pixal: I forgot to ask for your consent. Are you alright with doing this yet?
Nya: (Sighs) Pixal....
Nya: I've been dreaming about this moment for weeks..
[Nya puts her hand on Pixal's cheeks. She can feel the sensors on her face getting warm.. cute.]
[She pulls her in for a soft kiss.]
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theswedishpajas · 5 months
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Having a really stinky gender day so I tried to redesign Foggy but idk if it made me feel better, worse, or indifferent about it all.
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luuxxart · 1 year
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COMIC FURY | TUMBLR BLOG
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calumsash · 2 years
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Twenty-eight years ago, nearly to this day, a little cherub from heaven flew down and was put in Western Sydney, Australia.
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perilegs · 5 months
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every time i try to do something scary on purpose for my social anxiety the universe decides to add in unexpected situations 😔
#i was supposed to go pick up a package and then i was like. ok wait. ive gotten good at buying something while pickiing a package up. what#if i also buy stamps#bc you have to ask the cashier for those (same as with the package)#and it was just at my cornerstore so it's a safe nonscary environment#well. as not-scary as any store can be.#but. there were a lot of ppl there. which! i thought would be fine bc the line was still relatively short but. what happened was that they#opened another register.#and i was queuing for the reguster that had stamps and handles packages#and i would have loved to stay at the queue. but. only one person went to the queue of the new register. so there were 2 ppl in line before#me. one already had their stuff on the conveyor belt and the other was about to put their stuff there too#and the person who went to the other register only had like 2 things to buy. so. it was me. in line behind 2 people. versus an almost#empty register. so. i had to switch to the free register before the cashier had the time to b like 'there's a free register here!'#bc i don't have a script for hearing that and saying 'no' !!!#so i just. switched over and bought my snacks. leaving the store with no package and no stamps.#bc if i hadnt i would have had to say something i dont have a social script for and probably stumbled on my words and gone red and dizzy#which. not ideal.#and this sucks ass bc all i really needed was one (1) success in a social situation#bc this week has been kicking my ass social anxiety wise#usually when i go and get coffee from a coffeeshop they dont ask me shit and just make my order to regular milk which. ok. i dont have an#allergy or anything. i just think plant alternatives taste better in coffee#but this week. i got asked 'do you want that in regular milk?' and i was not expecting that#so i was like 'yes please 😊' and drank my grossly milky coffee dreaming about what i could have had#and that happened TWICE#after the first time i did think about it and decide i could have said 'do you have oat milk or something' and then the barista#could have either said yes or no and both of those would b easy to answer#but instead of asking if they have oat milk i just said yes. again.#can you guys imagine some people speak without being scared#some people even go to the store without feeling even an ounce of fear. imagine#leevi talks
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surreal-duck · 9 months
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a friend of mine somehow managed to open my eyes to mdyz/yzmd and now i recently stumbled on your treasure trove and *INCOHERENT CRYPTID NOISES* *HAATO BEAM PEW PEW PEW* BARK BARK BARK GRRRRR I LOVE YOUR ART SAUR MUCH?!!!! *EATS IT*
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AHHH THANK YOU ANON!!! always glad to share the love o7 been (and still am) so obsessed w them til now its unreal akjdskjajksdgkjhg their tag was so barren when i first got into them so i wanted to change that that's all 👍 and i will absolutely continue for. a while im sure
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steddie-island · 6 months
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I have two things I have to do today. 1) call my surgeon for my 2 week post-op followup 2) therapy this afternoon.
I want to write, but I feel like I should call my surgeon first to rip off the bandaid? But on the other hand, I'm pretty sure doing that is going to ruin my goddamn day lol.
So anyway I think I'm gonna write instead and call at like 4 instead so I at least have a few good hours, then I can have an hour to de-compress before therapy just to get myself worked up again.
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cosmic-aria · 9 months
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Saw someone in my peripheral vision at work today who looked enough like my dad that my brain registered it as him and I was happy for the split second it took for reality to click in, to remember that that’s impossible.
And when I realised it wasn’t him (of course it wasn’t, he died from covid in 2020) I had to go lock myself in the office to cry for a half an hour so that was my day. :(
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hgduo · 6 months
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I wish I had more time to properly catch up on qsmp, I just feel so impossibly behind
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kaidabakugou · 1 year
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genuinely want to cry rn, like i’m never leaving my house ever again y’all
#kai.rambles#i can’t live in peace deadass#y’all remember last week when i sneezed and hit my forehead on the counter#i thought that was hella embarrassing BUT TODAY DUDE? TODAY TAKES THE CAKE#where i live my neighbors are super nice we always share the extra produce we have or receive since we all grow different things in the yard#and today my neighbor who is married has kids and his wife is so sweet i love chatting with her#brought me some extra produce from his restaurant and my dog was barking really loud so i picked him up to put him behind the little-#gate he has in the hallway so he doesn’t escape when i open the door to guests#i had on a crop top - you can already imagine where did is going lol#when i picked him up (he’s usually very calm when i pick him up) BUT TODAYYY the stray mommy kitty that i feed happened to be waiting for -#me with her two baby kittens for me to feed her and when my dog saw them he went crazy in my arms#AND KICKED MY CROP TOP DOWN IN FRONT OF MY DAMN NEIGHBOR#I FLASHED MY FKN NEIGHBOR!!!!#he was super respectful about it BUT STILLLL#he immediately covered his eyes while i was apologizing like crazy and he was like no don’t worry about it things happen etc etc#he gave me the box with produce after i put my dog behind the gate and we just chatted normally like always since he knows my mom and -#grandma so he was asking about them BUT I ON THE OTHER HAND#was talking while holding back tears BECAUSE HOW EMBARRASSINGGGGG#it’s not the first time i’ve flashed ppl but other times has been with friends or strangers NOT MY GROWN ASS NEIGHBOR#AGHHHHHH#my dog and i had a stared down afterwards too like damn bitch that really just happened#sorry for the long post but i needed to scream it into the void#and i called my mom and she was like oh that’s no big deal i’ve even flashed the mailman a couple of time and im like ok thats on you#my mailman has seen me in my robes but i haven’t flashed him BUT THE NEIGHBOR- THAT I ACTIVELY TALK TOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOJDNEJSJDSJSJSJ#and bf just laughed about it and hasn’t stopped since bc he finds it hilarious :(
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belovedspector · 7 months
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mielgf · 10 months
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no social experience has felt quite like being a 20-something year old managing people significantly older than you
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aroace-polyshow · 11 months
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i’m so so happy i have a 3 day weekend :)))
(<- ignoring the Horrors coming for me this weekend)
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