His name is Windows. Yes, he can run Doom. No, you can't play Doom on him, he's not going to let you. Ok, maybe at $300/hr AND a full back massage.
24/7 tired, runs on the blackest diesel (coffee) there is. Man is overworked.
A walking hard drive, can store anything on him. Probably has the entirety of Wikipedia downloaded. Has twelve GeForce RTX 4080s installed on him, mostly because he can.
Hates his brother Machintosh with burning passion. That stuckup, preening asshole can go get it. Windows was made to be versatile and modular, which is why he is a jet. On the other hand, Mac was made to be sleek and dependable, but he somehow made that his personality, so he always acts as if he has a massive USB stick up his ass.
Windows will always beat you at every game--by making the game crash.
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Tf art dump! The brain rot is so real.
First up we have a current and forever love, Optimus Prime. Or as I've been calling him, Dadimus Prime, rocking the dad sweater. Took like a week to draw these (cus I'm goofy and impatient) I turned all of them. Into stickers and magnets. (I want to cut my hands off they hurt so much) but it was totally worth it.
(Yes they are on my fridge)
I love them, definitely hard work paying off.
Up next...
We have Soundwave and one of my oldest OC's, Pounce. Through the years I've changed her design (as seen at the bottom) but this time, this design, it's hittin different and I'm really happy with it.
Yeah their not done, but it's slowly become the thing I work on when I can't think or get out of my head. So far it's workin out great. (Old art below)
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Whirl
I was planning to do Skyfire or Optimus Prime first but Whirl has consumed my brain now.
So. Whirl, huh? Gotta say, it broke tradition by scanning a mammal, not an insect. And I know it would've made SO much sense for them to be a praying mantis, but like...bat Whirl.
So. They use it/its and they/them pronouns, though they used to use he/him instead of it/its before it was empuranta-ed(?).
They're pretty similar to its MTMTE counterpart personality wise, though they're a bit less intense. Mainly because it's a parent/guardian/responsible figure now.
This is their little scraplet, its reason to keep fighting, just to make a peaceful future for them. Inside it knows though, that it's already too late.
It could rarely be home, since it was one of the few flying Autobots and was often needed in the field, but that didn't mean that they and their sparkling were distant. The opposite really.
Their backstory is very similar to IDW Whirl's but it never became a part of enforcer forces, but isolated themselves from society. There they took up carving, since it couldn't craft clocks no more thanks to those cursed clunky claws.
In order to relieve their frustration, they began carving the people they hated out of metal, and then destroyed the statues. That resulted in the surroundings of their home being littered in destroyed metal statues, which could be mistaken for real corpses.
He was arrested for attacking and killing an officer that came to investigate the reported bodies, and spent a good while in prison. There he became a punching bag, who always punched back.
After that it's again similar to IDW. Recuited by the Autopods (who promised to relieve it of its prison sentence), they became well-known for their su*cidal recklessness, and soon enough was made a part of the Wreckers.
Out on a mission,it accidentally came across a sparkling, who had not yet developed any features, and without being sure why, took the bitlet in. The full name of Red Rust came from the injury Whirl obtained from rescuing them and left untreated for quite a while. Before that they were often called little scrap and scrapling. The nicknames remained after the official name, as Red Rust was very small compared to Whirl (my Bumblebee sized).
Whirl left the Wreckers, as it had found a reason to live again, but as one of the few flyers, he still had to go out on missions.
They kept Red Rust a secret from everyone, until the fateful mission where he went MIA. As it was usual that they were away for long periods of time, the sparkling was fine for quite a while. Then another unfortunate event occurred. A battle happened very near to the place where the two of them lived.
They were found under the rubble (luckily by Autopods) and made a trainee. Unfortunately, Red Rust was slightly scared of heights, due to not having the proper flight training.
Back to Whirl. It was on the Autopod ship that crashed on Earth and thus had no way of getting back to their charge, as it was in stasis with the rest of the Autopods.
Once the crew awakened, they were more aggressive than they used to be. It lashed out at the smallest of things and caused the other Autpods to avoid it, adding to its isolatedness.
That is until the arrival of additional firepower is announced. At first they are furious about the news, but as the date inches closer, it gets excited, which worries the others, as they suspect that they might attempt to sabotage the arrival of the ship.
They are put in the brig, to its anger and frustration, but breaks out and rushes to the landing pad, just in time to witness the landing. It is attempted to be detained again, until they start desperately yelling out:"Red Rust, Red Rust!" Its captors step away in shock, but a shuffle begins among the people and Whirl kneels. A tiny dark bot bursts out from the crowd and into its arms.
After that, Whirl becomes calmer and friendlier, though it's very protective of its sparkling, and will not hesitate to attack anyone who dares to hurt them.
They become closer with the rest of the crew and the new additions as well.
Whirl and Red Rust have synchronised clocks on their chestplates, which will always tick in sync, until one of them dies in which case, the other's clock will stop.
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