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sinfulauthorwrites · 4 months

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Power and Control - A VaaZel Fic

Vaati aims to please his Lady after a month of chastity.

Happy (belated) holidays! This is my Secret Sheikah present for @dumpster-lizard this year! I really hope you like it, and I had a lot of fun writing it! This is also (somewhat) a continuation of Day 25 from this year’s Kintober! The title comes from the song “Power & Control” by MARINA, and this was beta’d by incoherentstuttering_exe!

Rating: Explicit

Ship: VaaZel

Word Count: 1.8k

Applicable Tags: Femdom, Cock & Ball Torture, Chastity Kink, Chastity Device, Fantasy Racism, Microaggressions (it's like one brief sentence and immediately addressed, but tagging it just in case), Clothed Sex, Pillow Humping, Masturbation, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Teasing, Degradation Kink, Praise Kink, Dirty Talk, Orgasm Denial, Bratting, Pet Names, Historical References, Pegging

Vaati leaned against the stone surface of Hyrule Castle’s hallway with his arms crossed as he waited outside the wooden doors of the council chamber. The meeting began several hours ago, and his patience was reaching its limit. He puffed his breath at the lilac hair that hung over the right side of his face, causing it to flutter for a moment. In Hylia’s name, this better be over soon, he thought to himself.

Vaati’s wish was granted as the oak doors opened with a creak, and the representatives of the various races of Hyrule filtered out. The last one out was Her Royal Highness Princess Zelda. She turned her head and spotted Vaati, the baby pink skirt of her dress swaying as she went to meet him. “Took you long enough,” he sighed. “I’d think that discussing the trade route between Zora’s Domain and Death Mountain wouldn’t take all day. Though, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Gorons couldn’t get such a concept through the heads that are as dense as the rocks they eat.”

Zelda lightly slapped Vaati’s arm with the back of her hand. “Really? I thought you’d know better than to say things like that! Let me assure you that the Gorons are noble and intelligent people.” The auburn-haired princess walked past Vaati, turning her head to look at him. “Not everyone is an all-knowing mage like you assert yourself to be.” She smirked and made her way down the hall.

“Excuse me?! You were the one who appointed me in the first place!” Vaati chased after her, his indigo cape trailing behind him with each step. Zelda stopped in front of the door of her personal chamber, and the mage quickly wormed his way in between them. “I will not allow you to degrade me or my work, Princess. I am aware of my own power, and so are you.”

Zelda tilted the disguised Minish’s chin up, looking down at him with mirth. “I’m surprised you’ve been this bold today, Vaati. It seems you’ve forgotten the date.” The redhead paused as the gears in Vaati’s head turned, resulting in a look of horror and shame from the mage. She lowered her voice, her eyes darkening. “However, if you wish to remain… confined, I wouldn’t deny you.”

“N-no, my Lady.” Vaati sputtered. “My apologies for talking back.”

“Good boy~” The princess teased, taking out a keyring from a hidden pocket of her dress and unlocking the door behind Vaati. She stepped forward, forcing him into the room before locking the door behind herself. “Now, present yourself to me.” Zelda sat in the carved mahogany chair across from where Vaati stood, cushioned by a blue and gold brocade pillow. She gestured her hand down from the mage’s head, motioning for him. Vaati lowered his scarlet breeches to the floor, his pale skin turning almost as red as the fabric they’re made of.

He lifted his tunic, showing the contraption that restricted his cock for the past month. Gold-plated metal covered the shaft and glans of Vaati’s length, with a ring constricting his large testicles underneath his member. The golden metal joined red leather up to his waist, forming a belt that reached around his waist and down his ass, with a removable golden plug completing the chastity belt. Zelda beckoned Vaati with her finger, and he looked at the ground as he stepped near. “Have you kept your cage on all month like a good boy?”

“Yes, my Lady,” Vaati replied, his blush deepening as Zelda inspected the belt, fondling his balls and cheeks as she did so. He squirmed at her touch, his body and soul bared.

“Hmm, it doesn’t seem to have been meddled with at all. But that doesn’t mean that someone of your magical prowess would be unable to make it seem so.” The princess looked up at Vaati and smirked, slapping his balls before sitting up straight. “I want you to get off for me. Prove that you’re desperate enough.”

She took the keyring out of her pocket once more, picking a golden key adorned with a red stone. Zelda used it to undo the lock holding the belt together, sliding it down his legs. Vaati’s pale cock sprung free, the tip flushed red and dripping after a month of confinement. “B-but my Lady, I-”

“Do it, or else it’s another month. You want to be my good boy, don’t you?” Zelda taunted Vaati, tracing her finger along his shaft at the latter part of her order.

“Yes, my Lady.” Vaati bowed his head and turned to find a spot to toss off on comfortably, but Zelda stopped him before he could take his cape off. She pulled him by the collar of it, choking the air out of him.

“Don’t think I haven’t noticed the missing pairs of panties and bras from my wardrobe,” Zelda hissed into Vaati’s ear. “I know about your perverted fantasies, and I think it’s about time I addressed them.”

“Ze- my Lady, I think there’s been a misunderstanding.” Vaati tried to free himself, but the redhead’s grasp was firm.

“Oh, I think not, Vaati.” She said his name as if it were laced with venom. “That’s why I have an extra order.” She dragged him over to her bed, grabbed one of the pillows leaning against the headboard, and shoved it into his hands. “Use this as your grinding fodder. Fitting of a desperate little whelp like you.”

Vaati looked down at the pillow and back up at Zelda. “Are… are you bloody serious? There is no way I will degrade myself to such a level! To assume I would is absolutely ridiculous!” The mage finally freed himself from her hold, glaring at her as he threw the pillow down.

Zelda sternly looked at him, tilting his chin up and looking deeply into his crimson eyes. “If you disagree, we can make it two months more. I think that’s a fair trade if you wish to be an impudent brat.” She took the keyring out again, holding it in front of his face, that golden key shining in the rays of the setting sun that filtered through the windows. “What will it be, Vaati?”

Vaati’s mind raced with the options he was presented with. Another two months of agonizing chastity or complete humiliation at the hands of his Lady? Who knows what gossip she spreads when I’m not around? This could be the absolute end of my career! On the other hand, despite my form, I can’t deny the urge of mating season approaching. I don’t know if I could survive it within that cage and not lose my sanity…

Vaati deeply considered for another moment before bowing his head in subservience and picking up the discarded pillow. “I’ll obey, my Lady.”

Zelda smirked, putting the keys back in her pocket and sitting on her bed. “Good boy. Now, up onto the bench.” She gestured to a bench under a stained glass window depicting a Piece of Heart surrounded by Fairies. The light through the glass painted him in an aura of blue as he took his position, kneeling shamefully on the stiff wood as he placed the pillow underneath his aching cock.

He planted his palms against the stone wall, slowly rutting into the plush material. “Ah, fuck~” Vaati bit his lip, thrusting faster to match his want. His long hair fell around his face as he dipped his head and squeezed his eyes shut, solely focused on the pleasure. He whimpered louder, the blush that formed turning his pale skin deeper in hue. “My lady, please-” He loudly whined, begging for her forgiveness.

The sunset had morphed the tones of the window into a blazing red, matching the center of the Piece of Heart it featured and showering Vaati in lustful hues. His grinding only strengthened, desperate for his release as his body quivered and trembled. “My lady, I’m close-! Please let me come, please!”

“No,” Zelda ordered, pulling Vaati away from the pillow. He cried out, desperate for his orgasm. “Don’t whine like that. I want to be the one to finish you off.” She thrust him onto the bed, rooting through her grand nightstand as he lay exposed. She retrieved a leather strap-on. The belt of it was steel blue, while the accenting straps were a light mauve. She took a phallus made of ivory and placed it inside the ring of the strap. She hiked her skirt and crinoline, putting it on over her undergarments.

“I suppose I should prepare you properly,” Zelda mused. She took a bottle of oil and coated her fingers with the liquid inside before thrusting her fingers into Vaati’s hole. She scissored them inside him while he squirmed and whined, widening him appropriately for her strap.

“My lady, please!” Vaati begged, the sensation too much for him to handle.

Zelda retracted her fingers, causing him to whimper. “I think that’s good enough. Are you ready for my cock now?” Vaati nodded fervently, desperate for his release. “Good boy.” She thrust into Vaati’s ass, causing the mage to arch his back and moan.

“Fuck~!” Vaati moaned even louder as Zelda thrust into him faster and held onto his hips to keep him steady. “Dear Hylia, keep going~!” Vaati babbled and whimpered, the pleasure too much for him to handle after a month of chastity. Soon enough, tears began to stream down his blushing cheeks, unable to control the pleasure.

“Is my good boy too sensitive to take my cock?” Zelda teased. “I thought you’d have enough control over yourself. We can stop if you’d prefer that~”

“No! Keep going, please,” Vaati pleaded, his eyes glazed over with lust. He was so close again, desperate to please his lady and himself.

“Good boy,” Zelda emphasized her praise with a light slap to Vaati’s sizeable balls, causing him to moan out more. “Are you close?”

“Y-yes, my Lady!” Vaati panted, so close to the point of no return.

“Then cum.” Zelda ordered, thrusting into him at a breakneck pace. She gripped his hips, pounding his prostate.

The pleasure was too much, and Vaati keened as he climaxed. “Z-Zeldaaaa!” He arched his back as his seed mottled his tunic and cape. The princess slowed her pace, letting him ride out his orgasm.

Zelda pulled out and gently caressed Vaati’s face, smiling fondly at him. “You did such a good job,” she praised, but she receded when Vaati reached to kiss her hand. “Don’t think you’ve earned that much yet.” She retrieved the keys from her pocket once more and dangled them. “Maybe in a month if you prove yourself to me.”

“Oh, for fuck’s sake!”

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elufire · 8 months

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Chapter one of a comic I had in mind. If it gets enough love i'll prob re-do this one and shade it n stuff. Anyone interested in some Agitha and Vaati centered storyline? Just me? this took me four and a half hours im so dead

#Zelda #legend of zelda #loz #tloz #twilight princess #agitha #zelda au #vaati #the legend of zelda #fanfic #eluart #eluwrite #vaati x agitha platonic i swear #vaati x agitha #vaagitha #zelda fancomic #fan comic #twilight princess agitha #minish vaati

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nocturnalfandomartist · 1 year

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Unnamed Heroes

💚❤️ Minish Cap and Four Swords Prologue Headcanons 💙💜

There are other heroes mentioned in the prologues of Minish Cap in Four Swords who remain unmentioned outside of these stories. I got to thinking about it and decided it would be fun to expand on them! So here they are, the Hero of Men and the First Hero of the Four Sword.

The First Hero of the Four Sword is shrouded in mystery, which I decided I actually really like and wanted to maintain somewhat. All that is known is that when Vaati began causing trouble after being reborn in a monstrous form, he appeared from the woods and simply said he would defeat Vaati. Then, he split into four with the blade he somehow already was in possession of and sealed Vaati inside of it. Then, he disappeared. None of the people who he rescued had any idea how he did what he had, and many believed it didn't happen at all! I headcanon that he was born in the woods and lived there alone for most of his life. He never minded it, and he surely didn't want that peace disturbed. However, when his childhood friend Zelda- who met him when she snuck out of the palace when they were younger- became one of the people taken to Vaati's new palace, Link set out with the Four Sword Zelda had told him was hidden away (likely in the Castle) prior with only the goal of rescuing her in mind. He never took much recognition or credit, preferring to stay distant from things as before.

The Hero of Men, the first holder of the Picori Blade, is given slightly more depth than the first Hero of the Four Sword in the way that he is actually given a design. It is implied he is a knight of Hyrule, as he is seen among them in the stained glass depicting the rise of monsters. We also know he knew Zelda in some way, as he gave the Light Force to the princess of his time. I like to headcanon that he met her during the worst of the Era of Chaos, and in his quest to help her restore Hyrule was given the Picori Blade and Light Force by the otherworldly visitors. Like the Hero of the Minish, I imagine he's pretty short.

Time Elapsed (slightly less lazy doodle page): 2 hours, 54 minutes

Time Elapsed (old lazy doodle page): 1 hour, 20 minutes

Program: Ibis Paint X

Reblogging is fine, but please don't post this anywhere else without linking the original post. Thanks!

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blackstarchanx3new · 11 months

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This idea for a later part in Four Swords Returns floats around in my head and I find it hilarious:

So you get to see it. X"D

Vaati (Still being lose) is completely enamored with the lovely princess Zelda, so he kidnaps her to be his bride.

Woops. He kidnapped Vio instead...However did that happen...

So Zelda dons the Vio persona and helps the other 4 (including Shadow Link) save the real Vio before he and Vaati are married.

Hilarity ensues.

#four swords manga #four swords #four swords adventures #loz #vio #Zelda is some sorts of trans/gender non conforming deal with it #There is no cis explanation for sheik no matter how hard nintendo tries #she just has the boy potion btw lmao #I want Zelda to adventure with the boys and this is what I came up with lmao #I wanna give this girl some damn agency she ain't the one being saved. X'D #vio and her have so much in common tho #they're both smart and like archery!#genderfluid zelda genderfluid zelda-

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blurbry · 9 months

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Since...

Queer/Gay/Lesbian(etc, you catch my drift) relationships are Obscure in Tomodachi life, I bet a lot of people are wondering how I did get a lot of the links, such as Blue and Green together.

Here’s the List of all the miis (with credits to who I got them from) the game the character originated from (some of them may actually be quiiiite familiar and obvious) And their Genders to show you how these bizarre Relationships are happening.

_________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐ _________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐

Animal Crossing:

*Ankha Creator: Roseh, Gender: Female

* Celest Creator: Casey(OhMyKawaii) Gender: Female

* Isabelle Creator: Thomas, Gender: Female

Sailor Moon:

*Ami Mizuno -Sailor Mercury- This Mii was Created by “mermaid”, Gender: Female

*Haruka Tenou -Sailor Uranus- Creator: Mermaid Gender: Female

* Hotaru Tomoe -Sailor Saturn- Creator: Mermaid, Gender: Female

* Makoto Kino -Sailor Jupiter- Creator: Mermaid, Gender; Female

* Mamoru Chiba -Tuxedo Mask- Creator: Mermaid, Gender: Male

* Michiru Kaiou -Sailor Neptune- Creator: Mermaid Gender: Female

* Minako Aino -Sailor Venus- Creator: Mermaid Gender: Female

*Rei Hino -Sailor Mars- Creator: Mermaid Gender: Female

*Setsuna Meiou -Sailor Pluto- Creator: Mermaid Gender: Female

*Usagi Tsukino -Sailor Moon- Creator: Mermaid Gender: Female

* Princess Usagi Small Lady Serenity -Chibiusa- Creator: Mermaid Gender: Female

The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords (Manga By Akira Himekawa)

* Artura Creator: Me it more pertained to Kaeniths Headcanon of whom they think the four knights would fit! Gender: Male

*Blue Link Creator: Me Gender: Male

*Erune Creator: Me, Gender; Female

* Green Link Green is my “look alike” mii, the first mii i ever created and the first me to ever move into the apartment complex, Gender: Female. I did this gender choice so I COULD cause relationship drama, I didn’t expect one of my favorite ships to actually enact hahaah.

* Link’s Dad : Creator: Me Gender; Male

*Red Creator: Me Gender: Female

*Shadow Creator: Me Gender; Male

*Valenzuala Creator: Me Gender: Female (Was trying to get Rare pair: Artura x Val, I’m pretty sure it failed I don’t remember)

*Vio Creator: Me Gender: Male

*Purple Knight (Aka the one who held earth key and the one with the spikey mullet)(I Named him Kurin) Creator: Me Gender: Male

*Dotty -Princess Zelda- Creator: Me Gender: Female

The Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap

*Vaati Creator: Me Gender: Male (I’d put him under the FS cat, however, I made him based of his Minish cap appearance)

The Legend of Zelda: OOT

*Shiek Creator: Me Gender: Male

Misc:

*Forever Alone (Forever Alone Meme) According to the Creator name, this one was made by Stu, but it also showed its face in OhMyKawaii’s Tomodachi Life Videos Three Years ago!, Gender: Male

*Bob Ross (Gonna put a happy lil tree here.) Creator: Celery Gender: Male

* Gordon Ramsay (ITS FUCKING RAW) Creator: Casey(ohmykawaii)

* Aryn.....(ME IRL) Creator: Me Gender: Male, This was so i could hopefully pair with my girlfriend’s mii, unfortunately I ended up marrying sailor Mars....

* Haru Arcadia (Magnolia Valley) Magnolia valley is a Private story me, my girlfriend, and a few friends have thought up together, Gender; female, I did this hoping to pair haru with Rui: their husband in the AU however, Im scared that might not happen juding by how crazy things have been relationships wise on my island.

* Hatsune Miku (Hatsune Miku) Creator: Casey (OhMyKawaii) Gender: Female

* Hello Kitty (hello Kitty) Creator: Casey(OhMyKawaii) Gender: Female

* Jesus Christ (._.) No creator listed but I’m pretty sure I got him from Casey as well. I have him here for the memes. Gender; male

*Reggie Fils-aime (Nintendo) Creator: Unknown Gender: Male

*Rinichu (IRL) Creator: Me Gender: Female My girlfriend <3

*Rui Altare (Magnolia Valley) Creator: Me Gender; Male

*Seren Atlantis (Magnolia Valley) Creator: Me Gender: Male

*Tarter Sauce -Grumpy Cat- (Grumpy Cat meme, Rip tartar sauce <3) Creator: Unknown, Gender: Female

*Two Faced Creator: Stated to be unknown but I remember seeing her in Vinesauce’s tomodachi life: Gender: Female

Battle Angel Alita:

*Gally (Battle Angel Alita Manga By Yukito Kishiro) I Created Gally, one of my co-workers gave me the full manga set to read (two manga books a week) It was pretty interesting! And so I put her on the island, Couldn’t just leave her behind now could i! Gender: Female

Mario:

* Luigi Creator: Rachel Gender: Male

* Mario Creator: Rachel Gender: Male

*Peach Creator: Jennifer Gender: Female

*Daisy Creator: ~CTG~ Gender: Female

*Rosalina Creator: Unknown Gender: Female

*Toad Creator: Rachel Gender: Male

*Waluigi Creator: Unknown (Again i think another vinesauce one) Gender: Male

*Yoshi Creator: Rachel Gender; Male

Fnaf:

*Toy Bonnie (FNAF 2) Creator: Gina, Gender: Male, Everyone wants to date him, I don’t know why. He rejects them all with the most straight face known to man, he’s gone through three love confessions

* Chica Creator: Pichu ✩ ♪ ™ Gender: Female, Im not too sure if this is toy chica or not, She has a mouth like how toy chica has when beak is removed, but it could just be a design choice due to the fact that the Mii lips look weird.

* Foxy (Fnaf 1) Creator: ҽιιxʋҽɳƚυʂ Gender: Male

* Mangle (Fnaf 2) Creator: Gina, Gender: Female (I headcanon them nonbinary but that obviously can’t happen in the nature of this game)

* Freddy (Fnaf1) Creator: Sean Gender: Male

Coraline:

* Coraline (Coraline) Creator: Casey(OhMyKawaii) Gender: Female, This Design has hollow black eyes, so im sure this is Doll coraline

Genshin Impact:

*Nahida -Buer God of Wisdom- Creator: Me, Gender; Female

Stranger Things:

*Steve Harrington Creator: Casey(ohmykawaii) Gender: Male

Spirited Away:

*Troubled Spirit -No Face- Creator: Zach Z. Gender; Male

Scooby Doo:

*Velma Creator: Casey (OhMyKawaii) Gender Female

Obviously not everyone from a fandom is included, I plan to add more if I can either Find more QR codes or figure out how to make em myself, but for now this is the list, Again, It may be updated in the future.

I’m so sorry for how many tags this post is going to clutter, but it has to be tagged respectfully v-v.

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rcsetorn · 1 year

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Valentine's Day - Romance Media Edition

This is really about to expose some of my villain x heroine obsession. Or those with angsty bits like one being a monster or being a “bad boi”. lol

Movies:

The Princess Bride Labyrinth Phantom of the Opera Stardust Beauty and the Beast The League of Extraordinary Gentleman- Mina x Dorian

TV Shows:

Hazbin Hotel- Alastor x Charlie

Anime:

Gankutsuou Kamisama Hajimemashita Bleach- Orihime x Ulquiorra

Video Games:

Legend of Zelda- Vaati x Zelda, Kafei x Anju FFIV- Cecil x Rosa x Kain FFIX- Beatrix x Kuja (don’t @ me, they had tension) FFX- Seymour x Yuna FFXIII- Lightning x Caius FFXIV- Shiva x Hraesvelgr, Ysayle x Estinien, WOL x Zenos FFXV- Shiva x Ifrit Dissidia- Emperor x Ultimecia, Kuja x Terra Kingdom Hearts- Marluxia/Lauriam x Larxene/Elrena Dark Souls- Knight Lautrec x Ash Maiden Anastacia Mass Effect- Shepherd x Garrus Code Realize- Cardia x St. Germain Pandora’s Tower- Aeron x Elena

Books:

The Forbidden Game- Julian x Jenny Lothaire- Lothaire x Elizabeth Eon- Eona x Ido

Manga/Comics:

Hades x Persephone- just them from mythology and different media in general tbh

Tagging: anyone that enjoys any of these pairings lol

#◈ ╼ ༺ :| munday |: ༻ ╼ ◈#i have much more free reign.#with video games.#i used to read a lot more books.#and manga.#but i don't now.

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short-yandere-stories · 5 years

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since you did such an amazing job with your headcanons for yandere Link, do you think you could bless me with some for Hyrule's demon wind mage, Vaati? ●u●✨

Oh, but of course I will! I love the Zelda games so much,,,,, Thank you for sending in another request

Content Warnings: yandere behavior, kidnapping, mentions of manipulation

This is a yandere work. Proceed with caution and please be mindful of your triggers.

:✧:･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧ ･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:

Vaati desires power from the evil in men’s hearts, so imagine his shock when he meets you.

There is no such malice coming from you at all.

How can that be?

Vaati makes it his next task to figure out why and try to tempt you into doing bad deeds to see the evil grow inside you, but you don’t fall for his traps.

Vaati will become increasingly frustrated with you – why aren’t you like everyone else?

Soon, he can’t get you out of his mind, and he will snap.

“WHY ARE YOU NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE? I CAN’T FIGURE YOU OUT!”

Vaati will grow obsessed with finding out everything he can about you and why you’re different.

You will be locked up – he can’t risk anyone managing to taint you before he has the chance.

But after a while, he will realize that he doesn’t want you to become like everyone else…

In fact… he realizes that he wants you to accept him and love him for who he is.

And boy, does Vaati have several ways of making you do that… Whether you want it or not.

:✧:･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧ ･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:

#yandere #yandere x reader #yandere scenarios #yandere scenario #yandere imagine #yandere imagines #yandere vaati #yandere legend of zelda #mystical-moon-princess #short yandere stories #shortyanderestories #sys #yandere headcanons

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perereiii · 2 years

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more! creativity! about my boy! basically just the adventures leading up to lu

adventure 1

ganondorf curses the land into darkness with the Triforce after the 7 wise men try to seal him, basically turning the world into a dark world x twilight realm

link travels to the sacred realm using the master sword after being informed by the sheikah elder Impa of his namesake and what a vision from the princess with the blood of the goddess depicted

dungeon dungeon dungeon in the sacred realm to update+ the master sword so she isn't breaking every 19 min now he can access the sky! His loftwing has been waiting a hot minute

another 7 dungeons to free the sages yay

there's a fuck ton of enemies bc of the darkness too so he gets rid of that by clearing the dungeon which house a fraction of ganondorfs evil (that's how he trapped the sages)

Ganonpork gets sealed partly in the master sword and partly in the sacred realm to stop him from every regained his true power bc that will surely work

master sword gets laid to rest for the time being but link misses his funky little sword so he gets one made by the gorons that's similar to a great sword used by an old hero but also looks kinda like is old friend

also: he starts in hateno! my boy is hateno born and has gone to kakariko a lot :]

no guardian field btw we don't need trauma

adventure 2

shad man and vaati guy are working together

twink man follows a shadow that looks suspiciously like him into a hole and his balance is terrible so he slips and falls

linkus ends up in a parallel world that seems too kind and pretty. turns out there's some disney tower thingy that after 3 chimes of a corrupted magic bell the world will fall into a never ending darkness. It chimes once every morning at 6 am

linky meets the minish! he also finds a funky sword that makes 3 translucent copies of himself all in different colours (red blue vio)

The minish direct him to a shrine with a cool looking not suspicious ocarina that happens to be coloured dark blue and is once again haphazardly shoved in the direction of the great faeiry of time who teaches him a weird song that really messed up time a bit. also does some mask collecting but only for the kids back at hateno he swears

4 dungeons +1 where shad pulls a ghirahim and does a little dance and a little murder against link but no one dies so it's good

vaati is a backstabbing bastard and uses shad. very rude imo

vaati is defeated again and sealed in the four sword again and the world is saved again

link finds his way out somehow and desperately tries to avoid adventure <3 good luck buddy

adventure 3

heros spirit longs for adventure ig

he goes sailing :) surely nothing wrong will happen :)

something wrong happened

he doesn't realize it but he kinda went sleep mode

meets a redhead pirate not malon not zelda but somewhere in between and she's turns into a rock bc of a dark blob of evil that calls itself a nightmare

adventure time 8 dungeons plus a hunt for a shiny triangle that's not at all the triforce

Third plot point: finds an island

beats the nightmare and everything disappears. It's not his fault n they aren't dead but they DEFINITELY aren't where he is. he's currently stranded so.. good luck

he finds his way back to Hyrule! no more adventures surely...

hopefully?

adventure 4 (it's starting to get excessive..)

the one time he's gone Ganon is resurrected????

ganon got tired of being imprisoned and used a cool alterego to escape the sacred realm

hey!! Link is busy w oos and ooa (no ganon tho. only twinrova) so ganon said lmao what a time to be alive and released HIMSELF from the sacred realm using this weirdo names aghanim who totally isn't ganon in a trenchcoat

Zelda is about to be sacrificed! for magic reasons! idk think skyward sword or minish cap ganon just isn't happy with the ENTIRE TRIFORCE so he went for zelda (hylia's) power too

link comes in guns blazing and fails miserably. he has to go get a weird triangle now bc zelda attempted and succeeded at splitting every piece of the triforce into 8 individual pieces (24 total)

gets the funky triangle back whoops ganons back n he seals him away again and hopefully he'll stay away? please?

link makes friends with literally. every single fairy out there plus one so now they all love him.

fair enough I mean

adventure 5. last one I swear

hyrule warriors! he meets so many people and then they all leave :( but now he's somewhere between mature-bubbly-suspicious of every single damn thing especially if it has an eye associated with it

Inciting incident: "oh, what's that gate looking thing?"

it's just Hyrule warriors

It's just Hyrule warriors.

Ganon gets his cheeks clapped. you know the drill

world is saved! let's hope he doesn't have to chase a shadow through time in his next adventure *hint. nudge nudge

#merged linked universe au #mergedlinkeduniverseau #this guy.. is taking up my brain. stinky blorbo #gotta say copy and pasting from a world building app is not a good idea based on definitely not my own experience with this

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croakings · 2 years

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blorbo-eeby deeby (all of them) for breath of the wild, or just legend of zelda in general ;)

(x) PAN 💖💕💞💗💖 hi hello and thank you u hit the center of the dartboard. im gonna do both bc why not ok here we go

readmore because this got long lmao

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

sheik from oot and i will not b accepting any questions at this time in general and kass from botw

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

agatha from twilight princess is like, the closest, and then the rito kids from botw. i don't really suffer from cuteness aggression but they are all Very Shaped and also eccentric. in this house we love and support weird children

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

medli from ww (i wanted to be her friend SO BAD as a child) and literally all the monks in botw. they turned themselves into magic mummies for Destiny. respect. i wouldn't

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

the goddesses as a double decker answer. i'm a cringe loz theologian cobbling together a coherent mythology from nintendo's meagre scraps. whenever they show up(ish) i fall through the ceiling to start an unskippable 6 hour power point presentation. they're not exactly "obscure", but i’d be willing to bet cash money very few other people care very much about them. but i do. I Care

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

this isn't super controversial but vaati from minish cap. why the hell is he like that. he's so funny. he's just Some Guy. cringe fail idiot wizard. from botw fucking. muzu. yeah the angry old zora. i think more people in video games should be shitty to you for their own reasons. it makes it spicy. he does forgive you but i'll forgive him for that in turn. we can pretend it didn't happen. he can be bitter it's allowed

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

in general this is such a difficult fucking decision but also not really, i'm dropping majora's mask into a jar and shaking it like a bug. with the fierce deity mask if i'm allowed to do that. in botw it's revali. he seems easy to upset. i don't think he'd actually do anything to me if i repeatedly kicked him in the shin

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

in general the wind fish i will never be over how it just LEAVES YOU STRANDED IN THE FUCKING OCEAN ON A RAFT, THAT ITS DREAM, THAT YOU SAVED IT FROM, WRECKED. bitch. in botw idk kohga? we pretty much do that to him in-game anyway. he is kinda in a doomsday cult tho maybe instead i would send him to super therapy. otherwise robbie he's a fucked up little man i think he would have fun there

thank you for the ask!!!!!!! i had to ponder some of these it was a fun time. i'm gonna go uno reverse card you now

#answered #mutual tag #hee hee hoo hoo

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sinfulauthorwrites · 6 months

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Kinktober 2023 Day 29: Gagging

More sadistic Zelda >:D The pair of panties in the fic are these specifically, if anyone’s wondering!

💖 Many thanks to @flightlessangelwings for the prompt list! 💖

Ship: VaaZel

Word count: 121

Applicable Tags: Femdom, Degradation, Dirty Talk, Panty Kink, Panty Gag, Dom!Zelda, Sub!Vaati, POV Third Person Omniscient

“You REALLY thought I wouldn’t notice? A bunch of my panties go missing, and it turns out they’re all hidden under the bed in YOUR room?” Zelda held a pair of said panties in her hand, a shade of blush pink with white and bright pink flower detailing on the sides.

“Zelda, I promise, I-” Vaati Zelda cut Vaati off with a sharp tug of his cape as she held onto him.

“You just wanted to use them for your perverted fantasies, didn’t you?” She clenches the undergarments in her hands. “Well, if you like it so much, you can take them!” The princess shoves the panties in her hands into his mouth, causing him to choke and gag around them.

Liked this and want more? Check the full Kinktober fic on my AO3 here!

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calamitaswrath · 3 years

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☕️ + Zelda

The Wii version of Twilight Princess still has, to this day, the best bow and arrow (+ other similar items) controls out of any game in the series. Gyro aiming in Wind Waker HD, Twilight Princess HD, Skyward Sword (HD) and Breath of the Wild are all not too bad, but in none of those games it comes even close to the accuracy the Wii pointer can accomplish.

Although I overall enjoy Breath of the Wild, and feel like it really manages to accomplish this "setting out on your own adventure" type of thing that the developers were aiming for, the game to me overall feels like it's still missing. . . something that the other games had. This isn't even necessarily just traditional dungeons, though those are also really kinda missing. But overall, the game just feels different enough from previous 3D Zelda games that it doesn't quite capture the same appeal that those had to me. Also, I'm not sure if this is just me being spoiled by Xenoblade Chronicles and Xenoblade Chronicles X, but Breath of the Wild also feels like it is kind of lacking in more "fantastical" environments, like Satorl Marsh and Eryth Sea in Xenoblade, or Sylvalum and Noctilum in X.

One of the biggest disappointment of the 3DS Zeldas for me is that they never used the assets/style/engine used for OoT3D and MM3D to create a new, original handheld 3D Zelda game, since the graphical (and gameplay) style of Majora's Mask 3D in particular is just one of my favourite in the series. Also leaves me even more "ehh" than I already am that Nintendo's just putting the original versions of both of those games on their expanded online service, instead of touching up the 3DS remakes and doing something with them.

Vaati should've been in the original Hyrule Warriors

#ask #ask meme #gaynintendhoe

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artstalia · 7 years

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I was writing my Sidlink fic, listening to the BatB soundtrack, when suddenly “Madame Ganon” and Beast!Zelda popped into my mind. I stopped everything to doodle this.

Basically;

Zelda = The Beast

Urbosa = Belle

Ganondorf = Gaston

Ghirahim = Lefou

Vaati = The Sorceress

Then Revali would be a duster. Not saying he would fill Plumette’s role but that’s what he would turn into. I have no idea what Link and the other champions would turn into, nor do I know how I would integrate Sidlink into this. Because I integrate Sidlink into everything

#zelbosa #legend of zelda #breath of the wild #loz botw #princess zelda #zelda #urbosa #revali #ganondorf #ganon #ghirahim #vaati #beauty and the beast au #au #alternate universe #zelda x urbosa

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space--cadet-glow · 4 years

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Translation: German manga of “The Minish Cap”, Part 1: “Link and Vaati”

So, after long last, I have translated all seven chapters of the German version of the manga version of “The Minish Cap” in the entirety. Because I could. I also have the Japanese and Italian copies of “The Minish Cap” and the German version of “Four Swords” that I’ll also do eventually. Also, I’m tempted to do some translation theories, too (in the same vein as the “Forest vs. Town” argument analysis)... But, for now: here is the completed first chapter! I’ll try to remember to post one chapter a day.

My translation key: DT: „direct translation" (translated word for word) EQ: "English equivalent" (as in, as close to an English-sounding sentence as it's gonna get) DT/EQ: „"direct translation/English equivalent" (for when the DT is so similar to an EQ that it's practically English already) OE: "official English (translation as given in the English version of "The Minish Cap")" (NOTE:) "anything I need to point out" (exactly what it says on the tin) BG: „backwards German" for the Minish language in forwards form BOE: "the forwards version of the Minish language in the OE version" BOET: "the TRANSLATION of the forwards version of the Minish language in the OE version"

My translation work under the cut.

1. KAPITEL: „LINK UND VAATI" 1ST CHAPTER: "LINK AND VAATI" CHAPTER 1: "LINK AND VAATI"

Erzähler: „Kennt ihr die Minish?" DT: „Know you all the Minish?" EQ: "Do you all know the Minish?" OE: "Do you know about the Picori?" (NOTE: The book never specifies who's narrating, so I'm bringing back my default Storyteller.)

Erzähler: „Die Minish sind daumengroße Lebewesen, die überall leben." DT: „The Minish are thumb-sized creatures, that everywhere live." EQ: "The Minish are thumb-sized creatures that live everywhere." OE: "They're teeny, tiny creatures the size of your thumb that live everywhere in our world."

Erzähler: „Die Menschen wissen nichts davon..." DT: „The humans know not thereof..." EQ: "The humans don't know it..." OE: "Normal folks rarely see them..."

Erzähler: „...aber sie helfen uns immer wieder, ohne dass wir es wahrnehmen können." DT: „...but they help us always again, without that we it perceive able." EQ: "...but they help us again and again, without us being able to perceive it." OE: "...But when we're not looking, they help us out." (NOTE: Extremely idiomatic. Another translation could be "without us being able to be aware of it".)

Erzähler: „Denn die Minish..." DT/EQ: „"Because the Minish..." OE: "That's because..."

Erzähler: „...lieben uns Menschen." DT/EQ: „"...love us humans." OE: "...the Picori love people!"

Link: „Und hopp!" DT: „And hopp!" EQ: "One, two!"/"Alley-oop!" OE: "Hup... Two..." (NOTE: Both translations work and make an equal amount of sense.)

Toneffekte: „KLONG KLING" DT/EQ: „"KLONG KLING" OE: "KLANG KLANG" (NOTE: This is what I'm calling the "Sound Effects".)

Alberich: „Schönes Schwert. Sicher haben die Minish uns dabei geholfen." DT: „Beautiful sword. Certainly (x) the Minish us with helped." EQ: "Beautiful sword. The Minish certainly helped us with it." OE: "Oh my... That's a GOOD sword. The Picori must've pitched in on this one!" (NOTE: Alberich is still Smith. And conversational past.)

Link: „Opa, gibt es die Minish wirklich?" DT: „Grandpa, is there the Minish real?" EQ: "Grandpa, are the Minish real?" OE: "Grandfather, do the Picori really exist?" (NOTE: Yay, my least-favourite idiom.)

Alberich: „Na, aber sicher doch. Es heißt, nur Kinder können die Minish sehen." DT: „Well, but certainly still. It (is) said, only children can the Minish see." EQ: "Well, sure enough/for sure. It is said that only children can see the Minish." OE: "They say only children can see Picori. If you truly believe, you may see them yourself." (NOTE: ...Idioms. Bah.)

Link: „Wirklich...? Ich habe sie noch nie gesehen..." DT: „Really...? I (x) them still never seen..." EQ: "Really...? I've still never seen them..." OE: "Really?! I've NEVER seen anything like that!"

Link: „Oh, ich muss jetzt trainieren! Bis später!!" DT: „Oh, I must now train! Until later!!" EQ: "Oh, I must train now! See you later!!" OE: "Yipes! See ya later, Grandfather!" (NOTE: Take a drink for every time "Yipes" is used in the English translation. You'll be dead by the time Chilta shows up.)

Alberich: „Gib acht, Link!" DT: „Give attention, Link!" EQ: "Be careful, Link!" OE: "Have fun, Link!" (NOTE: I think the idioms are killing me more quickly than the game did.)

SIGN ON DOOR: „Magnus-Dojo" DT/EQ: „"Magnus-Dojo" OE: "Swiftblade's Dojo" (NOTE: What English calls Swiftblade, that is.)

(The German Translation then adds in an explanation for what a Dojo is). [ADDENDUM: „Trainingshalle für Kampfsportarten." DT/EQ: „"Training-hall for martial-arts."]

Link: „Hyaah!! Yaah!! Haaah!!" DT/EQ: „"Hyaah!! Yaah!! Haaah!!" OE: "Dah! Hyah! Taaah!" (NOTE: Link stayed Link. Naturally.)

Toneffekte: „Bamm Klatsch Huah!" DT/EQ: „"Bam Clash Huah!" OE: "Whack Whack Yah!"

Magnus: „Genug, Jungs! Das Training ist für heute beendet!" DT: „Enough, boys! The training is for to-day finished!" EQ: "Enough, boys! The training is finished for to-day!" OE: "All right! That's enough for today! Hmph!"

Magnus: „Morgen ist das Minish-Fest mit dem Kampfturnier!" DT/EQ: „"To-morrow is the Minish-Festival with the Martial Arts/Fighting-Tournament!" OE: "It's time for the annual Martial Arts Tournament at the Picori Festival." (NOTE: I'll just go with "martial arts" for now, since that's what the original Japanese used. This must be the reason how Vaati got in without a sword.)

Magnus: „Wer daran teilnimmt, kämpft im Namen unseres Dojos! Viel Erfolg!" DT: „Who there of partake, fights in (the) name (of) our Dojo! Much success!" EQ: "Whoever partakes in it fights in the name of our Dojo! I wish your success!" OE: "Participants, your behavior must bring honor to the Swiftblade Dojo." (NOTE: ...But... The English door said "Swiftblade's Dojo"... Which is it?)

Toneffekte: „Glänz" DT/EQ: „"Gleam" OE: "Shine"

Toneffekte: „Japs Japs" DT/EQ: „"Gasp gasp" OE: "Huff puff"

Link: „Jawohl!!" DT: „Yes indeed!!" EQ: "Yessir!!" OE: "Yes, Sensei!" (NOTE: Can also simply mean "Yes!!" in a very emphatic manner... But since Link is saying this to Swiftblade, I thought the "sir" part made more sense...)

Magnus: „Hm? Link, du schaust nur zu." DT: „Hm? Link, you watch only (x)." EQ: "Hm? Link, you're only watching." OE: "Hmm? You will only be observing, Link." (NOTE: "zuschauen"...)

Link: „Waas?! Ich bin aber angemeldet..." DT: „Whaat?! I (x) but registered..." EQ: "Whaat?! I already registered..." OE: "Huuh?! B-But I registered to compete!"

Link: „Bitte, Meister! Ich möchte wissen, wie gut ich bin!" DT/EQ: „"Please, Master! I would like (to) know, how good I am!" OE: "Please, Sensei! I want to test my skills!" (NOTE: There's only one reason I can think of for why German Link calls him "Meister" and not "Sensei"... And that's probably to draw a parallel towards German Vaati, who ALSO calls his teacher, Ezlo, "Meister" in specific.)

Magnus: „Viel zu früh für dich! Der Weg der Schwertkunst ist lang! Noch bist du nicht reif genug!" DT: „Much too early for you! The way (to) the sword-arts is long! Still are you not ready enough!" EQ: "Much too early for you! The way to swordsmanship is long! You are still not ready enough!" OE: "Hmph! I said no! The way of the sword is precise and disciplined! You are not yet ready! Hmph!" (NOTE: EINS, ZWEI, DREI, MARIONETTE NUN SEI.)

Toneffekte: „Glänz" DT/EQ: „"Gleam" OE: "Shine"

Link: „Menno. Menno. Menno." DT/EQ: „"Man. Man. Man." OE: "Hmph! Tsk! Rats!" (NOTE: „Menno" is sort of an... Interjection for annoyance/indignation. Seen as rather childish. Another way to translate it would be something like "Shoot. Shoot. Shoot.")

Link: „Und dafür habe ich acht Stunden am Tag geübt! Es gibt doch nur ein Turnier im Jahr..." DT: „And for that (x) I eight hours of (the) day practised! There is still only a Tournament (of) the year..." EQ: "And I practised for eight hours a day for that! There's only one Tournament a year..." OE: "I practiced hours and hours every day for this! The Tournament's just once a year!"

Toneffekte: „Murmel Grummel" DT/EQ: „"Mumble grumble" OE: "Mutter grumble"

Link: „Yaaaah!! Wirbelattacke!!" DT/EQ: „"Yaaah!! Swirl-attack!!" OE: "Swiftblade School Spin Attack!!" (NOTE: English version, please... Is it "Swiftblade's Dojo", "Swiftblade Dojo", or "Swiftblade School"??? Make up your mind...)

Vaati: "Hi hi." DT/EQ: „"Hee hee." OE: "Heh!" (NOTE: Likewise, Vaati stayed Vaati. That is, from the Japanese version's Gufuu...)

Vaati: „Ha ha ha ha" DT/EQ: „"Ha ha ha ha" OE: "Heh heh heh heh"

Link: „He, du! Was lachst du?!" DT: „Hey, you! What laughing you?!" EQ: "Hey, you! What are you laughing at?!" OE: "Hey, you! Are you laughing at me?!"

Vaati: „Ach... Deine kindische Technik war witzig..." DT/EQ: „"Oh... Your childish Technique was humorous..." OE: "I had to... ...It was such a pathetic display."

Link: „WAAAS?!" DT/EQ: „"WHAAAT?!" OE: "WHAT?!"

Vaati: „Tja... Ich zeige dir, wie man richtig Bäume fällt..." DT: „Oh, well... I show (to) you, how one correctly trees cut down..." EQ: "Oh, well... I'll show you how one correctly cuts down trees..." OE: "Now, now. Want to see the REAL way to defeat a tree?"

Toneffekte: „Baazzack!!" DT/EQ: „"Baazzack!!" OE: KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK" (NOTE: NO CLUE.)

Vaati: „He he he he..." DT/EQ: „"He he he he..." OE: "Heh heh heh heh"

Link: „Was... Was war das?!" DT/EQ: „"What... What was that?!" OE: "Who... Who is that guy?"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Hallo, Link!" DT/EQ: „"Hello, Link!" OE: "Link!" (NOTE: Name's the same.)

Prinzessin Zelda: „Link!" DT/EQ: „"Link!" OE: "Link!"

Link: „Prinzessin Zelda!" DT/EQ: „"Princess Zelda!" OE: "Princess Zelda!"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Was ist denn hier passiert?" DT: „What (x) then here happened?" EQ: "What happened here?" OE: "What happened here?" (NOTE: FINALLY. A MATCHING LINE OF DIALOGUE. THANK YOU, PRINCESS.)

Link: „Ach, nichts! Bist du mal wieder allein vom Schloss hierher gelaufen? Der Minister macht bestimmt wieder ein großes Theater." DT: „Oh, nothing! (x) You (softner) again alone from (the) Castle here run? The Minister makes certainly again a great fuss." EQ: "Oh, nothing! Did you run here from the Castle alone again? The Minister will certainly make a great fuss again." OE: "Nothing... Never mind. Did you sneak out of the Castle again? The Minister's gonna be mad!"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Nun, heute ist doch das Minish-Fest. Lass uns zusammen dort hingehen!" DT: „Well, to-day is still the Minish-Festival. Let us together there go!" EQ: "Well, to-day is the Minish-Festival. Let's go there together!" OE: "But the annual Picori Festival is today. C'mon, let's go see it together!!" (NOTE: I love how Zelda just casually dodges the question.)

Link: „Nö." DT/EQ: „"Nope." OE: "I'm not going." (NOTE: ...Bröther. The lämp...)

Toneffekte: „Fosch" DT/EQ: „"Fosch" OE: "Fwp" (NOTE: Okay, no clue.)

Prinzessin Zelda: „Warum nichts?" DT/EQ: „"Why not?" OE: "Why not?"

Link: „Ich muss trainieren! Geh du allein hin!" DT: „I must train! Go you alone there!" EQ: "I must train! Go there alone!" OE: "I'm too busy training! If you wanna go, go alone!"

Toneffekte: „Heul..." DT/EQ: „"Cry..." OE: "Plip"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Du bist so gemein! Ich habe mich so drauf gefreut, mit dir auf das Fest zu gehen..." DT: „You are so mean! I (x) myself so (x) pleased, with you to the Festival to go..." EQ: "You're so mean! I was so looking forward to going to the Festival with you..." OE: "Why are you being so mean? I s-snuck out so w-we could g-go together!" (NOTE: Idiomatic...)

Toneffekte: „Flenn flenn" DT/EQ: „"Blub blub" OE: "Sniff sob wail"

Link: „Ooooch, das war doch nur ein Witz! Ich hab mich auch darauf gefreut!" DT: „Oooohh, that was still only a joke! I (x) myself also there pleased!" EQ: "Oooohh, it was only a joke! I was looking forward to it, too!" OE: "R-Right... I was just kidding! I've been looking for you!" (NOTE: *intense sobbing*)

Link: „Wein doch nicht, Zelda. Komm, wir gehen los!!" DT: „Cry still not, Zelda. Come, we go let's!!" EQ: "Don't cry, Zelda. Come, let's go!!" OE: "Please don't cry! We've got too much to see!"

Toneffekte: „Freu" DT/EQ: „"Pleased" OE: "Perk"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Ja. ♪" DT/EQ: „"Yes. ♪" OE: "Yaay! ♪"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Schnell! Es fängt schon an!" DT/EQ: „"Quick! It began already (x)!" OE: "Come on! It's already starting!"

Toneffekte: „Bumm bumm bumm" DT/EQ: „"Boom boom boom" OE: "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Link: „..." DT/EQ: „"..." OE: "..." (NOTE: Finally, a game-accurate line of dialogue.)

Link: „Das war ja schon immer so... Ich kann nie »Nein« zu ihr sagen..." DT: „That was indeed already always so... I can never »No« to her say..." EQ: "It's always been this way... I can never say »No« to her..." OE: "It's been like this ever since we were little... I can't say no to her." (NOTE: Yes, the French-style quotation marks are used.)

Toneffekte: „DING DONG" DT/EQ: „"DING DONG" OE: "KLANG KLANG"

Leute: „Oh, Prinzessin Zelda! Link, du bist ja echt gut mit ihr befreundhet." DT: „Oh, Princess Zelda! Link, you are indeed really good with her friendly." EQ: "Oh, Princess Zelda! Link, you really are friendly with her." OE: "Look, it's Princess Zelda! You two sure are close, aren't you, Link?"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Oh, hi hi. ♥" DT/EQ: „"Oh, hi hi. ♥" OE: "Tee-hee!"

Link: „Sei ruhig! Komm, Zelda!!" DT/EQ: „"Be quiet! Come, Zelda!!" OE: "Shut up!! Let's go! C'mon!"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Warte, Link! Da gibt es eine Lotterie!" DT: „Wait, Link! There there is a lottery!" EQ: "Wait, Link! There's a lottery over there!" OE: "Wait, Link. There's a lottery!"

Link: „Ach, da gewinnt man eh nie! Höchstens nur einen Trostpreis..." DT: „Oh, there win one anyway never! Mostly only a consolation-prize..." EQ: "Oh, no-one ever wins those! At most, just a consolation-prize..." OE: "Why bother No one ever wins... Not the good prizes, just the cheesy little ones!"

Toneffekte: „Kling klong" DT/EQ: „"Kling klong" OE: "RING RING"

Bruna: „Hauptgewinn!!" DT/EQ: „"Jackpot!!" OE: "We have a big winner!" (NOTE: Bruna is still Pina. You'll see why I keep saying "still" much, much later...)

Bruna: „Hauptgewinn an die Prinzessin! Ihr habt freie Auswahl!" DT/EQ: „Jackpot for the Princess! You have free choice!" OE: "First prize right at the start! Choose anything you like!"

Toneffekte: „KLONG KLONG" DT/EQ: „"KLONG KLONG" OE: "RING RING"

Person 2: „Wahnsinn!" DT/EQ: „"Madness!" OE: "Wow, Princess!"

Person 3: „Prinzessin, nehmt den herzförmigen Stein! Er steht Euch gut!" DT/EQ: „"Princess, take the heart-shaped stone! It suits you well!" OE: "Get the heart-shaped stone, Princess! It's cute! It'd look GREAT on you!"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Ich nehme diesen Schild." DT: „I take this shield." EQ: "I'll take this shield." OE: "I'll take this shield."

Link: „Wieso?! Du darfst dir alles aussuchen. Der Stein ist doch hübsch..." DT: „How-so?! You may (for) you anything choose. The stone is still pretty..." EQ: "Why?! You can choose anything. The stone is so pretty..." OE: "Huh? You got FIRST prize. You should chose something better." (NOTE: And no, that's not a typo. English really says "chose" and not "choose".)

Prinzessin Zelda: „Nein, ich möchte den hier." DT: „No, I would like the here." EQ: "No, I would like this here." OE: "No, THIS is what I want."

Bruna: „Wirklich? Ihr seid aber seltsam..." DT: „Really? You are but strange..." EQ: "Really? You're rather strange..." OE: "I see the Princess has... Umm... Interesting taste!"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Hier, Link. Schade, dass du diesmal nicht am Turnier teilnehmen konntest. Aber ich weiß, wie gut du bist. Und damit wirst du noch besser!" DT: „Here, Link. Sad, that you this-time not in (the) Tournament partake could. But I know, how good you are. And therewith will you still better!" EQ: "Here, Link. It's a shame that you couldn't partake in the Tournament this time. But, I know how good you are. And with this, you'll get even better!" OE: "Here. I'm sorry you can't participate in the Martial Arts contest. You'd've done great. But use this while you're training for next year." (NOTE: Slightly idiomatic.)

Link: „Oh... Das wusstest du...?" DT: „Oh... That knew you...?" EQ: "Oh... You knew that...?" OE: "Huh? She knew?!"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Klasse! Du siehst toll damit aus!" DT/EQ: „"Classy! You look terrific with that out!" OE: "It's perfect! You look SO cool!" (NOTE: That's STILL what she said.)

Link: „He he... Danke." DT/EQ: „"He he... Thanks." OE: "Heh heh... Don't embarrass me!"

Toneffekte: „Bumm bumm bumm" DT/EQ: „"Boom boom boom" OE: "BOOM POOMF BAM"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Das Turnier beginnt. Lass uns zum Schloss gehen!" DT: „The Tournament begins. Let us to (the) Castle go!" EQ: "The Tournament's beginning. Let's go to the Castle!" OE: "Let's go to the Castle. The Marial Arts contest is about to start!" (NOTE: DARNIT, ENGLISH. Is it "Tournament" or "contest"?! MAKE UP YOUR MIND!)

Link: "Ja, los!" DT/EQ: „"Yes, let's!" OE: "Where to next?" (NOTE: But... English... This speech-bubble is AFTER Zelda's... She's already told you... Where you're going...)

Prinzessin Zelda: „Link, kennst du die Vorgeschichte vom Minish-Fest?" DT: „Link, know you the history of the Minish-Festival?" EQ: "Link, do you know the history of the Minish-Festival?" OE: "Do you know the story behind the Picori Festival?"

???: „Waah! Waah! Waah!" DT/EQ: „"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" OE: "HURRAAY ROARR YAAY" (NOTE: The people... Cheering, I guess?)

Person 4: „Gewonnen!!" DT/EQ: „"Won/Win!!" OE: "Look! He won!" (NOTE: Means both; and both make sense. The announcement of who won the match, but all I'm hearing is Yzma as a kitten...)

Link: „Klar! Die Minish-Legende... Opa hat sie mir erzählt." DT: „Clearly! The Minish-Legend... Grandpa (x) it to me told." EQ: "Clearly! The Minish-Legend... Grandpa told it to me." OE: "Yeah. The Picori Legend. My Grandfather told it to me."

Link: „Vor langer Zeit, als schreckliche Monster unsere Welt bedrohten... ...und die Städte vernichteten... ...stiegen Minish vom Himmel herab und gaben einem Helden das Schwert." DT: „Before long time, as terrible monsters our world threatened... and the cities destroyed... ascended Minish from the Heavens/sky down and gave a Hero the Sword." EQ: "A long time ago, as terrible monsters threatened our world... and destroyed the cities... the Minish descended from the Heavens/sky and gave a Hero the Sword." OE: "Long, long ago, terrible evil spirits appeared in the world. They burnt our city to the ground. At the same time, the Picori arrived, bestowing a magical Sword to a Great Hero."

Link: „Und dieser Held vertrieb die Monster mit dem Schwert." DT/EQ: „"And this Hero ejected the monsters with the Sword." OE: "Using the Sword, the Hero drove the evil spirits away... or something."

Prinzessin Zelda: „Genau, Link. Seitdem feiern wir jährlich ein Fest... ...als Dankeschön an die Minish." DT: „Exactly, Link. Since-then celebrate we yearly a Festival... as thank-you to the Minish." EQ: "Exactly, Link. Since then, we celebrate a Festival yearly... as a thank-you to the Minish." OE: "Yes, that's it. So every year we have a Festival... ...To thank the Picori for coming at our time of need."

Link: "Das ist doch nur eine Legende..." DT/EQ: „"That is still only a legend..." OE: "You really believe the legend?"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Oh, du glaubst nicht daran? Die Minish gibt es wirklich. Vater behauptet das auch immer. Sie öffnen ein Mal in hundert Jahren das Tor zu unserer Welt und kommon zu uns." DT: „Oh, you believe not that in? The Minish are (x) real. Father claims that also always. They open one time in hundred years the Gate to our world and come to us." EQ: "Oh, you still don't believe that? The Minish are real. Father always claims that, too. Every hundred years, they open the Gate to our world and come to us." OE: "You mean you DON'T? My father told me the Picori really DO exist. He said they come out when the Door to the Picori World opens once every hundred years."

Prinzessin Zelda: „Und dieses Jahr ist es wieder so weit!" DT: „And this year is it again so far!" EQ: "And this year, it's happening again!" OE: "And this is the one-hundredth year!" (NOTE: Could also be, "And this year, the time has come again!")

ANNOUNCER: „Nr. 28, Vaati! Nr. 57, Max!!" DT: „Nr. 28, Vaati! Nr. 57, Max!!" EQ: "No. 28, Vaati! Nr. 57, Max!!" OE: "Next up, the mysterious Vaati... ...Versus big bad Max!" (NOTE: Max kept his name as well... And because I'm insane, I can tell you that in goroawase, "57" is "Kon'nan"/Like this" and "28" means "Fiibaa"/"Fever"... What signifigance this holds, I don't know. Also, why English removed the numbers... Ich hab' keine Ahnung.)

???: „Wah! Wah! Wah!" DT/EQ: „"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" OE: "YAAY CHEER ROAR" (NOTE: I give up. The crowd is Robert Plant.)

Link: "! Oh, er?!" DT/EQ: „"! Oh, him?!" OE: "! It's him!"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Du kennst ihn?" DT/EQ: „"You know him?" OE: "You know that guy?"

Max: „En Garde!!" DT/EQ: „"En Garde!!" OE: "There's the bell!" (NOTE: English Max... Isn't the one talking???)

Toneffekte: „KAWOMM!" DT/EQ: „"KABOOM!" OE: ZWARRKK"

Max: „Bäh!" DT/EQ: „"BAH!" OE: "GAH!" (NOTE: ...Humbug.)

Link: „!!" DT/EQ: „"!!" OE: "!"

Erzähler: „Der junge Mann in der lila Robe hat seine überwältigende Stärke gezeigt. Deshalb war er der eindeutige Sieger." DT: „The young man in the purple robes (x) his overwhelming strength shown. Therefore was he the definite victor." EQ: "The young man in the purple robes showed his overwhelming strength. Therefore, he was the definite victor." OE: "The man in the purple robe showed overwhelming power... And quickly took the Championship."

???: „Wah! Wah!" DT/EQ: „"Whoa! Whoa!" OE: "YAAY HURRAY"

Alberich: „Wer mag das sein?" DT/EQ: „"Who might that be?" OE: "I wonder who that guy is."

Link: „Oh, Opa! Du auch hier?" DT: „Oh, Grandpa! You also here?" EQ: "Oh, Grandpa! You're also here?" OE: "Grandpa! When'd you get here?"

???: „Waah!" DT/EQ: „"Whoa!" OE: "YAAY"

Alberich: „Ich bin hier, um das Schwert für den Sieger zu bringen." DT: „I am here, in order the Sword for the victor to bring." EQ: "I am here in order to bring the Sword for the victor." OE: "I came to deliver the Sword that goes to the Champion."

Erzähler: „Opa Alberich ist der beste Schmied in Hyrule." DT/EQ: „"Grandpa Alberich is the best Blacksmith in Hyrule." OE: "Grandfather Smith is the best weaponsmith in Hyrule."

Alberich: „Das ist das Heilige Schwert der Minish." DT/EQ: „"That is the Holy Sword (of) the Minish." OE: "And to see the Sacred Sword handed down by the Picori."

Link: „Was? Ist das echt?" DT/EQ: „"What? Is that real/genuine?" OE: "What? The REAL thing?!"

Alberich: „Laut der Legende versiegelt es Hunderte von Monstern in dieser Truhe." DT: „According (to) the legends seals it hundreds of Monsters in this Chest." EQ: "According to the legends, it seals hundreds of Monsters in this Chest." OE: "According to legend, the evil spirits are in that Chest, trapped there by the Sword's power."

Minister Friedrich: „Nun beginnen wir mit der Siegerehrung." DT: „Now begin we with the Awards-Ceremony." EQ: "Now we begin with the Awards-Ceremony." OE: "Now let us begin the Award Ceremony." (NOTE: Minister Friedrich/Potho kept his name.)

Minister Friedrich: „Der Sieger Vaati möge hervortreten!" DT: „The victor Vaati may forth-step!" EQ: "The victor, Vaati, may step forth!" OE: "Champion Vaati, step forward!"

König Dartus: „Vaati, dein Sieg wird in die Geschichte des Minish-Festes eingehen. Nimm dieses Schwert." DT: „Vaati, your victory will in the history (of) the Minish-Festival down-go. Take this Sword." EQ: "Vaati, your victory will go down in the history of the Minish-Festival. Take this Sword." OE: "Vaati, please accept this fine Sword and know that your name will be inscribed... ...In the annals of our Festival!" (NOTE: König/King Dartus/Daltus. Same thing. Just wait until we get to a certain pair of Minish twins...)

Vaati: „Ich danke Euch..." DT/EQ: „"I thank you..." OE: "Thanks for the Sword, but..."

Vaati: „...dass das alles so gut klappt!" DT: „...that/because that all so well worked-out!" EQ: "...because everything worked out so well!" OE: "...What I REALLY want is in that Chest!"

Vaati: „Das Heilige Schwert der Minish und die versiegelte Kiste wurden zur Siegerehrung vorgeführt." DT: „The Holy Sword (of) the Minish and the sealed Chest were to (the) Award-Ceremony presented." EQ: "The Holy Sword of the Minish and the sealed Chest were only ever presented at the Award-Ceremony." OE: "And since the Sacred Sword of the Picori and the Bound Chest are only ever seen at this annual Awards Ceremony..."

Vaati: „Lange habe ich diesen Moment herbeigesehnt!" DT: „Long have I this moment yearned-for!" EQ: "I have long yearned for this moment!" OE: "...Winning your stupid Tournament was my only chance!" (NOTE: Or another equally-heartbreaking translation could be, "I have longed for this moment!")

Hofstaat: „Was?! Ein Schurke!!" DT/EQ: „"What?! A villain!!" OE: "What?! Don't cause any trouble, son!" (NOTE: Probably unintentional... But „Schurke" can also mean "knave"... Which is what one of the Fates in "Cadence of Hyrule" calls Octavo... Huh...)

Hofstaat: „Aaargl!!" DT/EQ: „"Aaarghh!!" OE: "AAARGH!"

Toneffekte: „ZABAMM! KARACK!" DT/EQ: „"KABAMM! KRRACK!" OE: "ZWARRKK KRAKK"

Link: „Das Schwert!" DT/EQ: „"The Sword!" OE: "The Sword!!"

Monster: „GRÄÄÄÄÄÄH!" DT/EQ: „"GROOOOOOWL!" OE: "HOOWWWL"

Person: "Iieeek! Lauft weg!!" DT/EQ: „"Eeeeek! Run away!!" OE: "Eeeek! Run!"

Alberich: „Link?!" DT/EQ: „"Link?!" OE: "Link?!"

Monster: „Urks!" DT/EQ: „"Ack!" OE: "Eek!"

Toneffekte: „BUZZZ!" DT/EQ: „"BUZZZ!" OE: "WHAAM"

Vaati: "!" DT/EQ: „"!" OE: "!"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Wer bist du?! Was sollte das werden?!" DT: „Who are you?! What should that be?!" EQ: "Who are you?! What was that supposed to be?!" OE: "Who ARE you? WHY have you done this?" (NOTE: Oh, look... Hello, idioms, my old friend...)

Vaati: „Oh oh... Das ist wohl die magische Kraft der Hyrule-Prinzessin...?" DT: „Oh oh... This is surely the magical power (of) the Hyrule-Princess...?" EQ: "Oh oh... This is surely the magical power of Hyrule's Princess...?" OE: "Well, well... Now we see the mysterious power of the Princess of Hyrule!"

Vaati: „Wenn ich dich jetzt verschone, wirst du mir später nur im Weg sein..." DT: „If I you now spare, will you (for) me later only in (the) way be..." EQ: "If I spare you now, you will only be in my way later..." OE: "If I don't take care of you now, you'll cause me no end of grief later!"

Link: „STOPP!!" DT/EQ: „"STOP!!" OE: "STOP!"

Toneffekte: „ZAMM!" DT/EQ: „"BAMM!" OE: "SLIIIDE"

Vaati: „Der Junge aus dem Wald... Willst du etwas den Helden spielen? Hi hi!" DT: „The boy from the Forest... Want you something the Hero play? Hi hi!" EQ: "The boy from the Forest... Do you want to play Hero? Hi hi!" OE: "Well, if it isn't that little boy I met in the forest. Are you pretending to be a knight? Heh heh"

Link: „Lass die Prinzessin in Ruhe!" DT: „Let the Princess in peace!" EQ: "Leave the Princess alone!" OE: "I won't let you touch Zelda!"

Toneffekte: „BUZZZ" DT/EQ: „"BUZZZ" OE: "KZARK" (NOTE: DENIED.)

Link: „AAAAH!!" DT/EQ: „"AAAH!!" OE: "AAARGH!!"

Toneffekte: „ZIIIPP" DT/EQ: „"ZIIIPP" OE: "SHING"

Vaati: „Seht her! Dies ist der Fluch des Hexenmeisters!! Ha ha ha ha... So..." DT/EQ: „"See here! This is the curse of the sorcerer! Ha ha ha ha... So..." OE: "See that?! BEHOLD the curse of a Mage! Ha ha ha ha! Now..." (NOTE: ...English, you're not even trying to hide the "sorcerer" thing...)

Vaati: „!! Leer?! Was zum...?! Die Truhe hat nur die Monster versiegelt?" DT: „!! Empty?! What the...?! The Chest (x) only the Monsters sealed?" EQ: "!! Empty?! What the...?! The Chest only sealed the Monsters?" OE: "What?! It's EMPTY! It really WASN'T sealing anything but spirits?!"

Vaati: „Na, auch gut. Ich weiß, dass sich das Force in Hyrule befindet. Ich werde in Ruhe danach suchen... He he he he..." DT: „Well, also good. I know, that itself the Force in Hyrule located. I will in peace then search... He he he he..." EQ: "Very well then. I know that the Force itself is located in Hyrule. I will search in peace, then... He he he he..." OE: "But I know the Light Force is in Hyrule somewhere! I guess I'll just... ...Have to keep looking for it. Heh heh heh."

Link: „Uhm... Autsch. Zel... da... bist du...?!" DT/EQ: „"Um... Ouch. Zel... da... are you...?!" OE: "Ungh. Owww. Z... Zelda, are you all right?"

Link: „Zelda?! Sie ist versteinert!!" DT/EQ: „"Zelda?! She is petrified!!" OE: "Zelda?! Sh-She's been turned to STONE!"

König Dartus: „Zelda!! Wie konnte dass nur passieren...?" DT: „Zelda!! How could this only happen...?" EQ: "Zelda!! How could this have happened...?" OE: "Zelda! How could this happen?!"

Minister Friedrich: „Wie shrecklich..." DT/EQ: „"How dreadful..." OE: "Return to normal!"

Toneffekte: „Wuäh wuäh wuäh" DT/EQ: „"Wah wah wah" OE: "Boo hoo hoo hoo"

Minister Friedrich: „Eure Majestät! Wie kann sie geheilt werden?!" DT: „Your Majesty! How can she healed be?!" EQ: "Your Majesty! How can she be healed?!" OE: "Your Majesty, is there no way to bring the Princess back?!"

König Dartus: „Der Fluch ist mit der heiligen Macht des Schwertes der Minish zu brechen..." DT: „The curse is with the holy might (of) the Sword (of) the Minish to break..." EQ: "The curse is to be broken with the holy might of the Sword of the Minish..." OE: "The Sacred Sword... The Picori Blade has the power to remove a Mage's curse." (NOTE: *slams drink for every usage of "Mage"*)

König Dartus: „Aber Vaati hat das Schwert zerstört. Doch die Minish sind in der Lage, das Schwert zu reparieren." DT: „But Vaati (x) the Sword destroyed. Still the Minish are in the position, the Sword to repair." EQ: "But Vaati destroyed the Sword. Still, the Minish are in the position to repair the Sword." OE: "Unfortunately, Vaati broke that, too! And only the Picori can restore it."

Alberich: „Minish? Ihr meint... das Minish-Volk aus der Legende?" DT/EQ: „"Minish? You mean... the Minish-people from the legends?" OE: "The Picori?! But the Picori are only a legend..."

König Dartus: „Minish existieren wirklich. Dieses Geheimnis hütet die Königsfamilie... Die Minish leben im Tyloria-Wald." DT: „Minish exist really. This secret treasured the Royal-family... The Minish live in Tyloria-Forest." EQ: "Minish really exist. This secret was treasured by the Royal Family... The Minish live in Tyloria-Forest." OE: "The Picori race really DOES exist. It's a secret known only to the Royal Family. They live in the Minish Woods."

Minister Friedrich: „Wir senden nun die Soldaten aus!" DT: „We send only the Soldiers out!" EQ: "We'll send out the Soldiers!" OE: "Then let's send Soldiers there!"

König Dartus: „Nein... Keine Soldaten!" DT/EQ: „"No... No Soldiers!" OE: "Alas... ...We can't."

Minister Friedrich: „Warum das denn?" DT: „Why that then?" EQ: "Why is that?" OE: "Why not?!"

König Dartus: „Erwachsene können die Minish nicht sehen. Deshalb werden die Soldaten sie nie finden." DT: „Adults can the Minish not see. Therefore will the Soldiers them never find." EQ: "Adults cannot see the Minish. Therefore, the Soldiers will never find them." OE: "Adults cannot see the Picori. The Soldiers would never dind them."

Minister Friedrich: „Hmmm..." DT/EQ: „"Hmmm..." OE: "Drat!"

Link: „Ich gehe! Lasst mich das machen, Eure Majestät!!" DT: „I go! Let me this do, Your Majesty!!" EQ: "I'll go! Let me do this, Your Majesty!!" OE: "Your Majesty, send me! I'll go to the Minish Woods and find the Picori!"

Alberich: „Link! Untersteh dich..." DT: „Link! Submit yourself..." EQ: "Link! Don't you dare..." OE: "Link! Don't be so impudent!" (NOTE: Okay, this is one huge idiom... An old-fashioned one, at that.)

König Dartus: „Schon gut, Alberich." DT: „Already good, Alberich." EQ: "It's okay, Alberich." OE: "Master Weaponsmith, wait...!" (NOTE: *gives up on the Viz English version*)

König Dartus: „Link ist Zeldas Sandkastenfreund. Ich bitte dich, Link... Zeige das zerbrochene Schwert den Minish im Wald. Und lerne, wie man es repariert." DT: „Link is Zelda's childhood-friend. I beg you, Link... Show the broken Sword (to) the Minish in (the) Forest. And learn, how one it repairs." EQ: "Link is Zelda's childhood friend. I beg of you, Link... Show the broken Sword to the Minish in the Forest. And learn how one repairs it." OE: "It seems only right for Link to take on this quest since... ...He and the Princess are friends. Take the Sword to the Minish Woods, Link. Ask the Picori how to reforge it."

Link: „Jawohl!" DT/EQ: „"Yessir!" OE: "Yes, Your Majesty!"

Alberich: „Warte, Link! Auf dem Weg lauern sicher Gefahren. Nimm dies hier mit." DT: „Wait, Link! Of the way lurk itself dangers. Take this here with." EQ: "Wait, Link! Dangers lurk along the way. Take this along." OE: "Wait, Link! The road you travel will be dangerous. Take this." (NOTE: IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS.)

Alberich: „Das beste Stück, das ich je gemacht habe. Gib dir Mühe für die Prinzessin!!" DT: „The best piece, that I ever made (x). Give your effort for the Princess!!" EQ: "The best Piece that I ever made. Give your all for the Princess!!" OE: "I put my heart and soul into this blade. Use it to save the Princess!"

Link: „Ein Schwert! Es ist echt! Tausend Dank, Opa!!" DT/EQ: „"A Sword! It is real! Thousand thanks, Grandpa!!" OE: "A Sword! A REAL Sword! Thank you, Grandfather!"

Link: „Nie werde ich Vaati verzeihen! Warte auf mich, Zelda. Ich werde dich von diesem Fluch befreien!" DT: „Never will I Vaati forgive! Wait for me, Zelda. I will you from this curse free!" EQ: "I'll never forgive Vaati! Wait for me, Zelda. I'll free you from this curse!" OE: "I'll bring you back, Zelda! I promise! I'll make Vaati PAY for doing this to you!"

Hofstaat: „Eure Majestät! Überall in Hyrule tauchen Monster auf!" DT: „Your Majesty! Overall in Hyrule emerging Monsters (x)!" EQ: "Your Majesty! Monsters are emerging all over in Hyrule!" OE: "I bring news, m'lord! Evil spirits are attacking all over!" (NOTE: „auftauchen").

Alberich: „Was?!" DT/EQ: „"What?!" OE: "What?!"

König Dartus: „Vaati hat sie gerade entfesselt... Die Soldaten übernehmen die Monster. Du gehst zum Tyloria-Wald! Nimm diese Karte von Hyrule." DT: „Vaati (x) them just released... The Soldiers take-on the Monsters. You go to (the) Tyloria-Forest! Take this Map of Hyrule." EQ: "Vaati just released them... The Soldiers will take on the Monsters. You go to Tyloria-Forest! Take this Map of Hyrule." OE: "When the Sword broke, Vaati also released the spirits! The Castle Guards will have to drive away the evil spirits. Link, here is a Map of Hyrule. Waste not a moment. Go to the Minish Woods!"

Link: „Das ist also der Tyloria-Wald... Wo finde ich bloß die Minish?" DT: „This is so the Tyloria-Forest... Where find I just the Minish?" EQ: "So, this is Tyloria-Forest... Just where do I find the Minish?" OE: "Is THIS the Minish Woods? I wonder where the Picori are?"

Link: „Heeey!! Minish, kommt raus! Minish? Huhu, Minish!!" DT/EQ: „"Heeey!! Minish, come out! Minish? Yoo-hoo, Minish!!" OE: "Hellloooo! C'mon out, Picori! We need you! Picori? Where the heck are you?!" (NOTE: ...It literally never occurred to me until just now that the reason the Minish never came out is because they don't understand him...)

Link: „Es ist doch das hundertste Jahr, in dem sich das Tor öffnet! Ich dachte, Kinder können die Minish sehen?!" DT: „It is still the hundredth year, in the/which itself the Gate opens! I think, children can the Minish see?!" EQ: "It's still the hundredth year in which the Gate opens! I thought children could see the Minish?!" OE: "Is this NOT the one-hundredth year, when the Door to the Picori World opens?! Maybe it's just not true that kids can see the Picori?!"

Toneffekte: „Keuch japs japs" DT/EQ: „"Wheeze gasp gasp" OE: "Wheeeze puff huff"

Link: „UH Moment... Ich hab ja nie an Minish geglaubt..." DT: „UH Moment... I (x) indeed never in Minish believed..." EQ: "UH Wait a moment... I really never believed in Minish..." OE: "GASP Or Maybe... ...I can't see Picori because I NEVER believed in them?"

Link: „Vielleicht bin ich daher nicht mehr unschuldig... Und kann die Minish deshalb gar nicht sehen?!" DT: „Maybe am I hence not more innocent... And can the Minish therefore at all not see?!" EQ: "Maybe I'm not innocent anymore... And therefore can't see the Minish at all?!" OE: "I'm young, but my innocence is GONE! That MUST be it! Even though I'm a kid, I CAN'T see them! Not with THESE jaded eyes!"

Toneffekte: „Entsetzen!" DT/EQ: „"Dismay!" OE: "Oh noooooo!"

Link: „Was mach ich bloß...? Ich kann nichts tun, solange ich die Minish nicht finde..." DT: „What do I just...? I can nothing do, as-long I the Minish not find..." EQ: "Just what do I do...? I can't do anything as long as I don't find the Minish..." OE: "What should I do? If I don't find the Picori, Princess Zelda is doomed!"

Toneffekte: „Hach..." DT/EQ: „"Haa..." OE: "SLUMP" (NOTE: As far as I can tell, this is a sigh.)

Link: „?" DT/EQ: „"?" OE: "?"

Toneffekte: „Wisch" DT/EQ: „"Wipe" OE: "Rub rub"

Link: „Äh... Ich sehe da was Komisches..." DT: „Ah... I see there what comical..." EQ: "Ah... I'm seeing something comical there..." OE: "Hmmm... ...That looks a little weird!"

Ezelo: „Au! Autsch!" DT/EQ: „"Ow! Ouch!" OE: "Quit it! Ow! That hurts!"

Toneffekte: „Batsch! Batsch!" DT/EQ: „"Bash! Bash!" OE: "WHACK SMACK"

Ezelo: „He! Zu Hilfe!" DT: „Hey! To help!" EQ: "Hey! Help me!" OE: "Hey, someone... Anyone... HELLLLP!"

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Harmonia, Octavo & The Silver Mage Finale

Chapter 6: Happily Ever After...

Harmonia, Octavo and Krys head back to Hyrule Castle to check in with Princess Zelda. With everything now taken care off, it’s time for the Music Festival.

“Is this necessary? I have feet you know.”

“Extremely.”

Krys, Octavo, Harmonia and Vaati approached Hyrule Castle – Harmonia levitating Vaati with her magic to ensure he didn’t try anything. As they entered the castle, Zelda was pacing the floor with a concerned expression on her face. She stopped and looked up upon hearing the four enter and her face lit up, “You’re alright! Thank goodness. I saw storm clouds in the distance, and I got worried.”

“That was me.” Krys admitted, “I may have let my temper get to me for a spell. Pun fully intended.” Zelda giggled at Krys’s joke before noticing Vaati floating behind Harmonia, “And him?”

“I sealed away his magic. He’s harmless.” Krys reassured as Harmonia dismissed the spell, causing Vaati to fall to the floor with a thump. “Ack! Hey!” Vaati growled, glaring at the Symphonyxian princess. “You tried to drop me off a cliff. We’re even.” Harmonia stuck out her tongue. “He did what?!” Zelda exclaimed. “I’ll explain everything.” Krys placed a hand on Zelda’s shoulder, “But for now, I need to talk to you about something important.” Zelda took a deep breath to keep herself calm before turning to Octavo and Harmonia, “Can I trust you two to watch him?”

“Of course.” Harmonia nodded. “I’ll be on my best behaviour.” Octavo smiled innocently as he held his baton behind him and used it to levitate Vaati back into the air before slamming him onto the ground. “Ack! Why you-!” Vaati went to lunge at Octavo. Octavo, who maintained his innocent smile and kept his baton behind him, just sent Vaati flying into the wall. Zelda sighed as she muttered, “Somethings don’t change…” before following Krys into another room.

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“What do you think they’re talking about?” Harmonia asked. She and Octavo had been waiting for a good while now while Octavo had Bass Guitarmos watching Vaati to make sure he didn’t do anything but kept shooting glances at Vaati. “Everything alright?” Harmonia asked. “I can’t shake the feeling that I’ve seen him before…” Octavo muttered. “Now that I think about it,” Harmonia began, “You kinda look similar.”

“How so?”

“You both keep your hair over your right eyes, you both have long hair, you both seem to like red and purple, and your collar jewel is even similar to that jewel on his hat!”

“Huh. I guess you’re right.”

“I can hear you both talking about me.” Vaati spoke up as he shuffled a bit away from Bass Guitarmos, “And for the record, I’ve never seen either of you in my life. I’ve only heard you two from the situation three months ago.”

“Ah.” Octavo shrugged, “I guess it’s just me then…”

“And can you please tell your buddy here to back off a bit! I can feel him breathing down my neck.”

“Sure.” Octavo smiled. Bass Guitarmos disappeared, but the four Guitarmos Knights appeared in his place and just surrounded Vaati. “Seriously?” Vaati glared at Octavo who just chuckled.

Harmonia and Octavo turned to the door as they heard it open, Krys and Zelda emerging. “Vaati.” Zelda began, giving the former mage a stern look, “You crossed the line the first time you put the lives of my people at risk. The fact that you did so again over a personal grudge with Krystalite here is unacceptable in any circumstance. And under normal terms, the punishment I would give you would be far worse than any I’ve dealt out during my time as princess. However, since you technically have been punished by Krys stripping you of your powers until she deems you worthy of regaining them, alongside Krys informing me of both of your current…situation, I will tone down your punishment.”

“Situation?” Harmonia muttered as she and Octavo exchanged confused glances. “Your punishment is that you will be kept here in Hyrule and redeem yourself by aiding Harmonia and Octavo here in helping around the kingdom.” Zelda continued, “If anything, I’m being too kind in giving you this as a punishment, but I digress. Unless you feel you deserve a worse punishment, I take it you have no objections.”

Vaati cursed under his breath before sighing in defeat, “Fine.”

“Good.” Zelda nodded before turning to Harmonia and Octavo, “Well, now that all of that is out of the way, Link is currently helping the citizens resume preparations. And I believe you two have work to do in terms of the Music Festival.”

Harmonia giggled as Vaati scampered away from the Guitarmos Knights who were stomping up and down excitedly upon hearing mentions of the festival. Zelda also laughed at the excitable quartet before smiling, “I better let you two get to it. I have a few extra bits to take care of, so I’ll see you tonight.”

“See you then, princess!” Harmonia waved as Zelda retreated into the throne room. “Well, since I’m in charge of the hex I placed on Vaati,” Krys began, “Looks like I’ll be staying in Hyrule for a while.”

“Ooh! We have space at our place!” Harmonia exclaimed excitedly, “You could stay with us!” Krys glanced at Vaati who was behind them with his arms crossed in an x while shaking his head and mouthing, “No! No, no, no!”

“Sure! We’d love to!” Krys grinned. “Yay!” Harmonia cheered. Vaati glared at Krys and mouthed, “I hate you.” Krys just made a heart-shape with her hands before following Harmonia and Octavo out of the castle, Vaati trailing behind.

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A crowd of people gathered in front of a large stage outside Hyrule Castle. Harmonia parted the curtain slightly to peek out at the audience. She spotted Link and Zelda sitting in the front row with Krys and a very bored-looking Vaati a few seats away from them.

“Ack! Gohmaracas!”

Harmonia stepped back from the curtains upon hearing Octavo yell. She giggled as she watched Octavo chase a group of Gohmaraca larva across the stage while Gohmaracas looked very proud of herself. “Gohmaracas, I know you love your babies,” Harmonia chuckled, “But can you wait until after the performance to play with them?”

Gohmaracas nodded before shaking her maracas at the babies, who nodded at their mama and scuttled backstage. “Thanks, Harmonia.” Octavo sighed, “I swear, it feels like I’m the parent of these four.”

“Wouldn’t that make the Gohmaraca larva your grandchildren?” Harmonia chuckled. “No! I’m too young to be a grandpa!” Octavo feigned terror before the two ended up laughing together. “I missed this.” Harmonia giggled.

“Missed what?” Octavo asked.

“All of this! Performing together, making dumb jokes together, having all this crazy banter before performances. It feels like forever since we laughed like that.”

“Well, I don’t plan on leaving again anytime soon.” Octavo smiled. Harmonia smiled back, a small blush dusting her cheeks. The moment was interrupted by one of the Gleeokenspiel heads nudging Octavo’s back playfully. “Hey!” Octavo chuckled as he scratched the Gleeokenspiel’s chins before clapping his hands, “Alright, everyone. Places!” The instrumental monsters scampered into position near the back of the stage. Bass Guitarmos stood with his knights, Wizzroboe floated into the air with a happy toot, Gleeokenspiel stood next to him with their tail held high at the ready, and Gohmaracas raised her maracas high with excitement. Octavo and Harmonia stood centre stage – Octavo facing his monsters and Harmonia facing the curtains. “Ready, m’lady?” Octavo smiled. “Ready, maestro!” Harmonia grinned. A cheer erupted from the audience as the curtains opened. Octavo tapped his baton on his stand, getting the attention of his monsters and the audiences before looking at Harmonia for the go-ahead. Harmonia gave him a confirming nod before gazing out to the audience as Octavo began to wave his baton, getting the monsters to play as Harmonia began to sing.

“Here we are in the future. Here we are in the future and it's bright! Nothing to fear, No one to fight. I can't believe we've come so far. Happily ever after there we were, And here we are! So happily we'll face, Whatever comes our way, And after, we might do it all again! I’ll be ready every day, For as long as I can say, I~ I can make a change… I~ I can make a change… I~ I can make a change! Here we are in the future! Here we are in the future! Here we are in the future! Here we are in the future! Here we are, Here we are, Come so far! And it's bright, And it's bright, And it's bright, And it's bright, And it's bright, And it's bright! I'll be ready every day! For as long as I can say, Here I am in the future with my friends! That's why… Happily ever after never ends.”

A round applause erupted from the crowd as Harmonia and Octavo stood together and took a bow as the curtains closed. As the champions excitedly gathered together, engaging in banter, Octavo and Harmonia looked at each other with a smile before Harmonia leapt at Octavo in a hug and Octavo swung her around a few times before placing her on the ground, still holding her, as they laughed. “You were great!” Octavo and Harmonia accidentally said in unison before bursting into laughter again. “We haven’t changed a bit since back then, have we?” Octavo chuckled. “Nope! We’re still a couple of crazies!” Harmonia grinned. “And I wouldn’t change it for anything.” Octavo smiled as he held her close. Harmonia could feel her heart beating rapidly in her chest. ‘Now or never…’ she thought to herself as she leaned back a bit before kissing Octavo, her eyes closing as her sleeves rested on Octavo’s cheeks. Octavo was surprised at first before wrapping his arms around Harmonia and leaning into the kiss. The two slowly pulled away before briefly meeting each other’s gaze. Harmonia hugged Octavo tightly before saying, her voice barely above a whisper, “Love you, Tavo.”

Octavo chuckled as he held her close, “I love you too, Harmonia.”

‘Happily ever after never ends…’

The End.

...for now...

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