#w h e e z i n g

[cryptidtumbleweed]

“That was the sound... of a FUCKING DIVORCE!!!!”

Me:

#I LOST it #w h e e z i n g #that was fucking iconic!!!!! #You go king!!! #Throw that woman out of your life #Helluva boss #Helluva boss season 2 #Stolas #Helluva boss Stolas

[crossbackpoke-check]

Here is cult leader Geno!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31151726

thank you SO MUCH!!!! 😭🥰 this ask took so long to answer because i decided to find the other fics i had mentioned too and create a mini rec list (under the cut)

Blessed are the chosen by beggingwolf

cult leader geno fic. so good enough said i don’t want to spoil anything EXCEPT there is also a director’s cut which i personally am obsessed with because i love to know everything, ever

wine, flowers, & blood by malk1ns

the geno comes to take pittsburgh but doesn’t realize there’s already been a claim fic. oh my GOD i love this fic and the world building and there are so many small details that i want to chew on for hours

The Hockey Gods (Must Be Crazy) by Solarcat

ok this is the real reason this took so long. i was like SOMEWHERE there is a fic about how in a back alley wall in edmonton? winnipeg?? alberta??? there’s a shrine to wayne gretzky because he once took a piss there and if you’re having a shitty season you can leave an offering there to fix it but i COULD NOT find it and i tried every variation of looking for the longest time like. inputting random words into my bookmarks and then into the whole of the HRPF tag but WE FOUND IT

bonus (unmentioned in the original post but found while perusing my bookmarks):

omni devotione by CloudCover

They’d told him, at the beginning, that Sid was devout, an obedient follower of the old gods.

Still a child, Zhenya had laughed, careless and free of concern. “I’m Russian,” he’d said with a shrug. “We killed our gods.”

He knows better than to laugh now.

limned in gold by sebfish

It was tradition that anyone who made the team got called to meet the gods, and everyone knew what that meant.

#thank you for sending the link 🥰😭🥹 i appreciate you so much 💕💕💕 #hckyrcl #liv in the replies #these are all sidgeno because that was the thesis of the original post but if you can’t tell. i LOVE a good magical realism/hockey gods fic #SCREAMING LAUGHING THROWING UP WHEEZING MYSELF TO DEATH I AM LOSING IT Y’ALL THE FIC I TRIED TO FIND FOR SO LONG I CAN FINALLY POST THIS #also guess how i finally found it. guess #page two of the results of the ENTIRE hrpf tag with the ‘search within results’ of ‘brick’ #W H E E Z I N G #fic recs! #pittsburgh penguins

[bear-cubs-art-things]

I think the undertale tag is trending.... again perhaps 😵‍💫

#w h e e z i n g #WHAT ISNT STUFF IM FOLLOWING IS UNDERTALE CONTENT HELP???? #I HAVENT BEEN IN THE UNDERTALE FANDOM ACTIVELY IN 3 YEARS???????? 4 EVEN?????????? #anyways #i'm cringe but i'm free #bear rambles #undertale #and no I will not be making undertale content (regularly at least) #so don't even ask- /nm

[useragarfield]

i am sitting here FUCKING DYING over the third episode of loot and her being on hot ones i’m absolutely deceased like i can’t handle this i love you sean evans ksghsjg did they have fun akjgskg did he thrive fake doing this with maya rudolph

#loot #sean evans #maya rudolph #tv #i speak #she mixed MILK AND BEER TOGETHER AND CHUGGED IT #HELLPPPPPP #I CANNOT #wheezing #w h e e z i n g

[wayward-persephone]

do you think bughuul would be pissed if ellison and reader used it to make a different kind of film 😏 the only thing he’s murdering is this pus—

OMG 😂😂 I laughed so hard at this

I can only imagine Bughuul watching the film thinking he's gonna steal another soul or whatever and instead he just sees filthy raunchy sex. Body parts strategically and lewdly zoomed in on and dirty words muttered from behind the camera.

Totally see him clutching his pearls and being just generally mortified as much as he can be.

Killing and dismemberment is A-OK, but sex? He's blushing

#i'm w h e e z i n g #this was so fun to envision #Ellison Oswalt #Sinister #bughuul #ethan hawke #Ellison Oswalt headcanons #Sinister headcanons #Ethan Hawke headcanons #persephone answers

[qkmlh]

SKEPTIC CALLING TOUYA A DADDY’S BOY SIR CONGRATS YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST MF THIS CHAPTER

#I’M DUCKING W H E EE Z I N G G Y’ALL I FEEL SO VINDICATED RN #Todoroki Touya #Dabi #Skeptic #Boku No Hero Academia #BNHA #BNHA 363 #My Hero Academia #MHA #MHA 363 #Ani Rambles

[alexandraprivet]

favorite duos { 5 / ? } → Delancy + Bespectacled Prince Charming Academy Student ↳ “!!!!!"

#barbie #barbie movies #animated barbie movies #barbie gifs #barbie princess charm school #favorite pair meme #my posts #help i cant stop making gifs #man had me w h e e z i n g

[flower-biter]

absolute best exchange during the family gatherings has been asshole grandfather talking about his funeral plans and my sister piping up “yeah? are you excited?” 💀

#had all of us by the tongue #claire i will be w h e e z i n g at this for the foreseeable future

[chaoticstabby]

The fucking whiplash of going from the most intense rp scene with Sean and the creature to... this

#candela obscura #candela obscura spoilers #THE CHICKENS!! #a chicken dispenser!!!! #i am w h e e z i n g

[cherrybomb-xoy]

AHKKAJJKISKLSXSJAKOLZLDLSKAMMDJDJDJDJJNFNRCHKK

#a #b #c #d #e #f #g #h #i #j #k #l #m #n #o #p #q #r #s #t #u #v #w #x #y #z

[coolrpblog]

smash or pass + mister ghost face himself ;) for dwight

Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.

"PASS! Passpasspasspasspass P A S S ! ! ! I know full well you are doing this just to get a reaction out of me!" For all he knows Danny's form of 'smash' is just gutting him and taking a selfie with his corpse!

#🔪 • ic answer #🔪 • muse dwight #nghtshroud #-- I AM W H E E Z I N G HBVFHBHJVBFHGDVC GHDVSCHJBJSCDDCCD

[gctchell]

Give her one shot. Give her One Shot. She'll bite his ass.

#'open the screen door. what are you afraid of? open the door. open the door ▓▓▓▓▓▓. come on.' #(( w h e e z i n g )) #(( the demon chihuahua is hopping. )) #waywardsculs. #[ lilith; ic. ] #[ dash commentary. ]

[butmog]

The comments under All In The Family make me simply lose my shit every time i look at them

I have like 18 more. If anyone is interested.

#ENEMIES TO LOVERS HAD ME W H E E Z I N G #korn

[jasontoddiefor]

I got my first transphobic AO3 comment and it’s the fucking funniest thing. I’m gonna slap that in the summary of the fic.

#ao3 #transphobia #I’m w h e e z i n g #eliasramblings

[fluffykittyscientist]

I wanted to say something like "the pain remembering 46 alphabet letters" but then I remembered the non-Latin scripts

#because it's not just basic abcdef #it's something like #a á ä b c č d ď dz dž e é f g h ch i í j k l ľ ĺ m n ň o ó ô p q r ŕ s š t ť u ú v w x y ý z ž #and i don't understand how people cannot remember the order of 46 characters #van's post #<- slovak language fan

[deus-ex-mona]

n o thoughts, just minakuru being the hurt/comfort couple e v er

#im still rotating them in my mind auauaaaaaaaaaaaa #and just. the way the colours of the two characters in the ‘yakusoku’ are swapped just like how the one doing the comforting is. j u s t. #to think that the two of them were hurt *this* badly bc of the same guy… i’m so glad minami got him to leave them alone after that… #aggressive guy. b e g o ne !!!!!!!! #still thinking about the ‘i don’t regret it’ in the first verse though… i left it as-is in my shady tl but… #in the end i’m still wondering if minami meant sth like ‘i don’t regret finding out about it’. it’d line up with the ‘i’m sorry’ sooooooooo— #wondering if i should change it… but i ‘ m ✨l a z y✨ #anyways minakuru novel with their full name reveals w h e n ? #minamemes