#wait thats not what this post is about

[dear-ao3]

perhaps an unpopular opinion but i personally love when celebrities are chronically online and know exactly what their fans are up to and play into it. it’s so funny.

#not a tag #from saph #waiting for the inevitable bUt fAnDoM sPAcEs sHoULd bE sEpARate comment #first thats not what i said #and second if you want to come to the devils sacrament uninvited then that’s on you #this post was specifically about the ln4 account posting about the mass speculated lando and oscar meetup in aus in the silliest way #but that’s neither here nor there

[luzho]

i’ll delete it in the morning but i wanna know: do u guys like this little suki?

#is this the first fucking time i actually post a sketch?? wow #anyway the thing is: i am doing a comic right; isnt a pun its a…. ;) anyway i was stuck on the face i wanted suki to make here…… #its a sort of ‘wait… what ARE you Doing’ situation… and i wanted to make it silly. this is the first time i draw her and she DESERVES SILLY #im mostly sure about this final iteration of her face but u know i like being told ‘yes! thats it!’ and my brother is asleep so #thanks. #ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ #my journal

[gulducock]

look at this pic i found on twitter

#mine #hi heres my star trek take for today #does anyone else feel a little teeny bit weird when peeople talk abou t #wait ok hold on spoilers for s7 of ds9. dont read ahead ok #does anyone feel weird when peopeple joke about how kai winn and dukat were such a good couple when he like. raped her #like i know why they do but did no one think about that whole story arc hard enoigh to realize what he did to her #explicitly stated on screen. like thats verbatim unconcensual sex what happened and everyones liek its funny because dukats funny #and kai winn is a bitch which she is but also idk. does this make sense #ok thats my thought this have nothing to do with the abive image #i just didnt want to make this into a text post :| anyohe else get scared when dukat is on the scren #okay goodbye. im rewatching viyager btw not fr im just putting it on for comfort whenever i feel sick which is often LOL! but like on n off #can we make the doctor more popular than data =. keep going warriors

[lionbearfox]

they have taken up constant residency in my brain

#wriothesley #sigewinne #genshin impact #my art #i REALLY WANTED to post this on my birthday and i just barely finished it but i did and thats what matters #!! #i love them so much :') #i think jacket sigewinne is my favorite winny i've drawn so far #also! i'm so pleased about the sticker leaks! i'm downright delighted! #cannot wait to meet them for real... soon #id in alt

[cum-villain]

the flaws of the phrase "are you normal about" being used for "are you rational and kind about" really becomes clear when someone says "sure, you're punk, but are you normal about [x group]?"

like. the point of being punk is not being normal by societal standards you walnut. say what you mean.

#braincell posting #saw a post like this and took psychic damage #we need to retire the phrases 'normal about' and 'punk' until people online actually use them correctly #like i know what the person meant but. maybe this is my ''they changed what 'it' was'' grampa simpsons moment #wait a second was i just able to use a comma in tags #WHAT THE FUCK #i can use commas in tags now #post cancelled im going insane over commas in tags now #ok so apparently i can only use it at the end of tags #thats useless #anyways

[pocketramblr]

Absolutely love your writing for all the AU/5 headcanons asks. Can I ask: AU where Rei cheats on Endeavor with All Might? It happens after AM's injury, so she doesn't recognize him, and he ofc doesn't know that she's married in the first place, much less to whom

you make this very difficult for me by giving me a window of 6 and half years for them to have an affair and for every single moment of that window, Rei is institutionalized. how am i supposed to get them to meet, much less take their clothes off. ok. think. there are other fic writers who specialize in this kind of thing, surely. what would they do....

1- ok so. The fire alarm at the hospital goes off. Rei doesn't know if it's a drill or not, but she's been there for seven years and generally does not need a lot of support during something like this like other patients do, so the nurses wave her out and she stands around outside a bit waiting for the fire alarm to stop and them to go back in. (It isn't a drill, they wouldn't have evacuated everyone if it was, but Rei is on the other side of the building and facing away from seeing any smoke) (This smoke is from a villain attack that All Might is taking care of, though he's only got seconds left of his power to use that day. he quickly rushes off, deflating and stumbling out on the other side of the hospital. Where Rei is.)

2- Rei is like "huh that guy doesnt seem to be in good shape" and kinda waves attention at him, and a nurse who's passing out water to patients and keeping an eye on the road gives Toshinori some too, getting more concerned when he dazedly answers that he's All Might and coughs up blood, but the nurse figures he's concussed since he smells of smoke and must have been closer to the fight, and is just reeling from being able to see the number one hero in person. Then they get distracted and wave Toshi to wait nearby, where Rei offers to chill his water and asks if he's alright, if he breathed in any smoke.

3- They chat and then go back into the hospital as it's un-evacuated together, Rei hanging out in the lobby where he sits as the hospital staff focus on getting everyone else back to their rooms. It pays to be low priority sometimes. Eventually she tells him her name is Rei and that she's in room K18, if he ever wants to visit or call. She doesn't get to talk to anyone except doctors, family visitors, or other paitients, and most of them don't stay nearly as long as she does. It's been seven years, and she's very lonely. Toshinori is lonely too, and when he's out of time for a day and feeling useless with nothing to do, he likes to talk to a friend.

4- Rei has been in the hospital for eight years when it gets physical. At that point, Toshinori knows a bit about her family. She has kids, mentions visits from a son and daughter, and then quietly mentioned when her son turned seventeen- her daughter's already twenty. She's been there for so much of their lives. He asks if she's married, and she admits she isn't sure how to file for divorce in a hospital like she is, if she even can, if she wants to because she'd lose custody, if it matters when she's not raising them anyway. He doesn't ask much more, knows there is a dead child and a baby she says isn't safe with her there. Toshinori never called Nana 'mom' to her face while she was alive, and had a reason for it, and has a similar reason for not asking more, not asking for the other names when he gets Fuyumi and Natsuo's. Yes, the doctors and nurses all know Rei has a boyfriend who visits. they don't say anything. who would they even tell, anyway. I debated the humor of reusing the bit from candlelight shoto that Toshi and Rei could have a kid with a fire quirk, but yeah here? Rei ain't getting pregnant, absolutely not.

5- When Natsuo turns eighteen, Rei does actually file for divorce, or at least tries to get the ball rolling on that. Toshinori's trusted her that her marriage is over in all but name, but he's more at ease with it ended fully. Fuyumi is crushed but burying it all deep inside. Natsuo is like 'what are you talking about. divorce is the most normal possible outcome here.' But anyway, Rei also begins to bring up being discharged- something she never bothered with earlier, when it seemed like she'd never be able to go home while Shoto was there, and never would want to go back anyway. (Her parents are absolutely not an option either so where would she go once discharged? the hospital was her only security.) Toshinori then tells her at this point about his diagnosis, that he's supposed to be terminal, in a way. He doesn't have a lot of time he can give her. Rei says that's ok, she'll take what she can get. She moves in. Fuyumi still goes out to eat with her once a week, though Rei doesn't say she's moved in with a boyfriend, just says she's in a safe place and it's not Fuyumi's job to worry about it, please, let her do that, relax, be her daughter instead of a mother. Natsuo adds her to his cellphone plan and gets her one. Rei doesn't tell Toshinori her ex's identity. Toshinori doesn't tell her about OfA, though she does know he's mentoring a student for heroics and is very proud of him. (Toshinori is a secretary at Might Tower, he's a great mentor. Oh huh, he got a job position at UA at the same time as All Might, she wonders if they carpool.)

+1- OK THE REVEAL so the reveal is. Toshinori gets home from the SF. And Rei almost knocks him out by the door, eyes wide and panicked, asking if he's ok, if Shoto's ok. Toshinori is like "... young todoroki? yeah he's alright? i know his fight with young bakugo looked bad but- Rei???" And that's when it all clicks for him, he's having dozens of horrible realizations at once, all while Rei weeps over her youngest. Toshinori's been a hero for a very, very long time. He's felt hopeless, before. But even then, he's known what needs to be done, he just isn't able to do it. But now? he's at a complete loss with no idea what he should do.

#quick poll here. um. do we think shoto knows his parents are divorced #because i mean theres a lot of things he doesnt know about his family that he should #its not like they're really talking at that point #on the other hand. would enji have told him out of frustration for him clinging to his ice when rei left them? #basically. which one is funnier #Shoto going 'mom divorced you??? OH HELL YEAH GOOD FOR HER IM ONLY USING ICE TO CELEBRATE THAT i mean i know she hates me sure she should. #as long as she isn't tied to YOU anymore either we are going down hand in unlovable hand old man!!!' #or #shoto having no idea of the divorce and so when the truth comes out #either from toshinori or rei #hes like 'HELL YEAH YOUVE BEEN CHEATING ON DAD WITH ALL MIGHT???? HIGH FIVE MOM THATS THE BEST POSSIBLE REVENGE DABI WISHES HE'D #ORCHESTRATED THIS BUT HE NEVER HAD THE CREATIVITY TO!!! wait what do you mean its not cheating anymore because youre divorced' #these tags are funny because wow theres a lot of yikes and heavy stuff in the main post. ah ha ha. ah. #pocket talks to people #ask game #anon

[icewindandboringhorror]

Just curious what the average level of personal investment in these sorts of things is. Like, how much do people usually get into silly stuff like this their friends ask of them? etc. etc. Which I know, only surveying a small sample on a very specific website means I'm not getting an exact average idea lol, but.. curious nonetheless .. Maybe reblog for bigger sample size but also this is not very serious at all/not worth a call to action gbhjbhjb

#which I know this could be context dependent like.. maybe you'd normally dress up but on a week that #you feel sick you wouldn't or etc. etc. - but I mean.. GENERALLY. in the most general average scenario #where you have the average amount of health and free time that you always do. etc. just based on your personality #and level of investment in these things - what on AVERAGE are you most inclined to do #also of course assume they communicate with you ahead of time and are not like planning a part last minute #like 'throw together costume in 5 hours and show up tonight randomly' or etc. I would hope that if we're going with the #AVERAGE of things - most people's friends have better communication skills than springing entire parties #on people last minute lol #assume you have like.. a few days-a week or so to prepare. however ealrly people usually start talking about #birthdays. In my experience it's usually one or two weeks ahead of time. Like 'oh next weekend' or 'oh two weeks from now' etc. #ANYWAY.. feeling a little Sick again of course but still trying to get some photos or something posted #AGAIN i promise I am not going to exlcusively post polls and ntohing else forever hgkjgnekj #I just really really love the ability to post polls and have always my whole life been obsessed with surveying people #I used to think I wanted to do that as a career somehow like.. be one of the people that does psychological interviews #or produce interview asessments for a company or etc. etc. I am always the one friend in the group thats giving out custom made #surveys or asking for other simialr stuff (did you ever take an mbti quiz? how about enneagra #m?? oh yeah I know they're not really scientifically valid or antyhing but like... DID you take them?? huh?? did you??please?? ghjj) #I simply cannot resist.. posting a little poll every once in a while.. as a treat #whilst I still fall behind on like actual content and costumes and stuff gbjhbjh #New poll adventure should be not as much of a wait as the last one was though since I already have the writing #for it really. I just have to do the ms paint sketch. hopefully no unexpected other health issues will get in the way #*** *** *** #< (anytime I do these three star patterns it is an ocd compulsion not me bleeping out words or something just ignore it lol) #(it means something secret in my evil brain just pretend you do not see it. significant only to me) #BUT YEAH.. ... poll... what type of costume party atendee are you? #:0c

[cloudysfluffs]

tickling your human host is SO unfair

(ns//fw and/or fetish blogs please dni🙏🙏)

#my art #tickle art #um. i dont know what to say about this #this is EASILY the most self indulgent thing ive ever posted. so much so that i worked THIS HARD and still considered not posting it #might delete later :pensive: #but you guys SAID YOU WANTED SA//M AND MA//X ART!!!!!!!!! bet you didnt think itd be about this guy huh #im gonna be real with you all papier///waite is just my favorite character Of All Time. easily #why? dont ask questions. just look at him #SPOILERS for tdp obviously #but the first time me n rocket played 304 together #and we saw the reveal of. THESE GUYS. #we both paused the game and went 'HMMMMMMMMMM' out loud #because we both thought the SAME THING. #honestly summoning a tentacle god is lee behavior. whats he gonna use those for? wrecking you? #the answer is yes #imagine being ticklish and also being a lee and accidently fusing with your Favorite God #and he can READ YOUR MND. and picks up on being a ler SO fast. #THATS BEEN THIS GUY'S LIFE FOR 100 YEARS #sam and max the devils playhouse spoilers #sam and max tickle #anyway. *closes eyes for the last time*

[reineydraws]

i have wanted to read a grimmichi fic about grimmjow reluctantly babysitting (and eventually bonding with) kazui for so long, i drew about it 🥲💕 posting to celebrate the nanosecond of grimmjow crumbs we got last week 🙏

they really immediately recognized each others' voices in the background of a cross-dimensional zoom call huh. right away they were like "that voice!" like yes we get it u hear that voice in ur dreams lol cant wait for more grimmjow crumbs!!! (img insp)

#bleach #bleach fanart #grimmichi #grimmichi fanart #grimmjow jaegerjaquez #ichigo kurosaki #kazui kurosaki #grimmjow #i have a fic mostly written about this moment but it's stalled rn and i wanted to post this before the year ended lol #bc i drew this in october haha #anyways the intention is that this is in grimmjow's (old) room in las noches. it's why ichi and kazu are in shinigami robes. #grimm's just taken off his white crop blazer jacket thing he wears on top of his leather jumpsuit that ive always assumed is sleeveless #grimmjow jaggerjack #for more bg ichi's divorced hime but they co-parent and are still besties and hime is dating ishida now #well thats what i landed on in aforementioned fic but shes really cute with either chad or tatsuki as well #hell mb all four of them are dating and are lowkey collectively judging ichigo for waiting so long to make a move in grimm idk #tho ive always considered tatsuki a lesbian so idk if she'd actually date chad and ishida lol. she seems... too cool for them???? i digress #on* lmao not in. unless 👀👀👀 #jk jk... 👀 #junichi suwabe i missed the sound of ur sweet sweet baritone. not to be an tot artem stan on this bleach post bUT 😭💖 #anyways if i missed out on artem's voice on a few cards when i was playing tot last year cuz he was voicing grimmjow i am a-ok with that

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando Alonso × Unconventional Drinking Implements

#if i had a nickel for every time nano drank out of a trophy id have two nickels. that's not a lot but its weird it happened twice #dont ask me if theres more i didnt have the mental capacity to look up all his podium pics...theres 20 years worth #but if you do have more somehow miraculousy do of course hit me up #this is one of these things i think that youd have to experience by watching a lot of races bcs finding it by keywords is impossible imo #though i did look up various trophies and now i want to make a tier list of trophies by drinkablity 😭 #but yeah some people in the tags of the pics i posted were like 'he did exactly what i wanted to do![drink from the big cup basically]' #so this is like: hey! not the first time hes done it 🤭 #but like if these are the only two times hes done it thats hilarious #bcs its been 18 yrs so was he suddenly like 'oh my god wait i just remembered what i can do with this' #but like the 2005 is the wcc win so it makes sense why he did smth so over the top #but this one i really really feel like he let the impulsive thoughts win and was just 'this looks like a giant cup....' #not pictured: flavio also drinking from the trophy. he was so indulgent of his boy 🥹 #also i wonder if theres footage of him pouring in the champagne in 2023 cause i didnt even know he drank from it until i was looking at pic #cause thats my fav thing about the 2005 one is watching him trying to aim and pour it from way too high hahaha #oh also there is the brazil 2005 gp as well but he doesnt directly drink from it so i dont think it fits well here #but at the same time he really is looking at trophies like 'hmmm how well would this work as a cup' #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2023 dutch gp #2005 chinese gp #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #formula one

[wildstar25]

G'raha looked so serious while he pleaded his case to venture into the World of Darkness with the Warrior of Light. The sudden conviction in his tone had Arsay at a loss for words. Still, she did not hesitate to meet his request with an accepting nod. He was an important friend and in the passing moons that they'd come to know each other, a strong fondness for him had taken hold of her. The prospect of helping G'raha find the truth behind his mysterious inheritance made Arsay's heart pound. It was the perfect venture for them to embark on. The first of many, she hoped. The two turned towards the impossibly tall spire that dared to pierce the heavens above. Arsay's resolve strengthened in its presence. When they next find themselves gazing at the tower -with their quest completed and the world no longer under threat of total destruction- she'll properly ask G'raha to be a companion in her travels. A grin crept its way onto her face as her gaze shifted to him. If Arsay could find it within herself to bare her heart to others so readily just as he does… perhaps their future adventures will find them together, hand in hand.

#ffxiv #wolgraha #WOL posting #G'raha tia #Arsay Nun #graharsay #idk just a random passage in my head that I needed to get out #im not a writer and im not pretending to be one but it was in my brain so sorry if its not as readable as I think it is #anyways imagine you are the loneliest catgirl in the world #and you meet a guy who is so swagless and cringe but in a charming way and he connects with you on a fundamental level #and you become really good friends and every time you show up he smiles in a way that makes your heart do somersaults #and you start thinking that maybe people actually like having you around not just when they need you to kill and destroy things #you let yourself open up a little and you're met with kindness and you realize you are very in love actually #but because you're still figuring out how to talk about your feelings you wait a little too long #and that guy seals himself up in a tower and tells you he'll think about your heroism in the future #and you are very sad and angry about this but thats not allowed so instead you put that energy to being the hero of all time #and every day you go to work you see the structure that reminds you of him and you cant let go of those what if feelings n ur cursed 5ever #would that be fucked up or what

[uncreativebean]

Why is no one talking about how Lucio's ashes were still on that charred bed 3 years later?? No one CLEANED HIM UP???

#id like to think its because everyone said his wing was haunted #so no one went to go clean it #but still i sometimes think about that #can you imagine being a ghost and your ashes are just on this crusty burnt bed #id be mad asf #what if you were a ghost and you were like “pls can u go clean upcthe remains of my body” but no one did bc they were scared #“that building is haunted and also a disembodied voice is telling me to do chores thats two red flags and im not waiting for a third” #the arcana #the arcana game #the arcana lucio #lucio morgasson #count lucio #my posts

[ashironie]

me live posting ep 10 of tmagp

MR BONZO!!!!!!

MR 6!!!!!!

BURIED!!!!!!!!

CREEPY MUSIC!!!!!

NO ONE REMEMERS WHO NAMED BONZO!!!!!!

THE MIRROR RAN A SHOW ON A CHEF!!!!!

RIMBO!!!

CLOWNS!!!!!

HE ATTACKED HIM WITH A FRYING PAN

IT WAS ALL BONZO!!!!

THE CREEPY MUSIC IS CLOWN LIKE

THERE WERE 11 BODIES

GWEN!!!! THATS GWEN!! OR WAIT IS IT LENA???? DOES SHE DO WORK TO?? NO THATS CELIA!!!! AND COLIN!!!! HE SOUNDS BETTER!!!!!!

CELIA WAS VERY UNIMPRESSED BY THE STATEMENT!!!

THREE THERAPISTS!!!! WOW DUDE. HE ISNT BETTER. AHHH CELIA AND COLIN SECRET!!! WAIT FREDDY DID SOMETHING? NO IM CRAZY! OH COLINS HERE WITHOUT LENA KNOWING!!!!

SAM AND ALICE!!!! MY TWO FAVORITE GIRL FAILS!!!!

RATS!!!!!

‘ILL KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT’!!!

AHHHH ALICE IS HERE BECAUSE SHE LOVES SAM!!!!!

celia is there on a saturday??

is this the same day?

WHAT IS THAT!!!!!

SAM DID KNOW IT WHEN HE SAW IT!

Mulch

SAM IS NOT FINE

:(

CARVED FLOOR IN THE BIG ATRIUM

no clue how to spell that

THERES SOMETHING ELSE!

A KEY!

BONZO!!!!!!!! GWEN!!!!!!!! actually i don’t know if it’s bonzo. NIGEL!!! ITS NOT FOR HIM!!?! FOR BONZO???? CREEPY MUSIC!!!

OH MY GOD WTF

DONT STARE

GWEN GIVE IT TO HIM

BONZO!!!!!!!!

GWEN DW YOU CANT DIE THIS EARLY

YOUR WELCOME AGAIN??? HIS HOUSE????

GWEN YOU GOOD???

ALICE AND SAM!!!!!!

HE BROKE THROUGH A FUCKIN DOOR?

WHOS OFFICE???? JONS???? ARCHIE???? ARCHIE-VIST

SHE SAID IT SHE SAID IT!!!!!!!!! ARCHIVE ARCHIVE!!!!!

WORM TRACKS!!!! OTHERWORLDLY POWER!!!!!

CAREFUL!!!!

SAM ARE YOU OK?????

alice is sexy

WE STILL HAVE TIME LEFT IN THE EP

MEMORIES WITHOUT CONTEXT

WHY DID THEY NOT CHOOSE HIM

AWWWW ALICE CARES

NOT A LOT THO

IF I ACTUALLY SHIPPED THEM I WOULD BE EATING GOOD WITH THIS!!!!

WHO LEFT THEIR PHONE???

SAM???

THERES SCURRYING

AND SHIT HAPPENING

IM SCARED!!!!

DOOR!!? WHOS THERE??? JON??? FEARS??? SOMETHING ELSE????

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #gwen bouchard #gwendolyn bouchard #samama khalid #sam khalid #alice dyer #celia ripley #colin becher #mr bonzo #BETH EYRE AS ERROR????? #IVE LEARNED THAT IT WAS A TAPE RECORDER?????? #NOT SAMS PHONE??????? #OH MY GOD!!!! #WTF?? #WAIT WAIT AHHHHHHHH THIS IS AHHHHHH #SO MUCH SHIT #I WAS LOOKING AT THE CREDITS FOR EVERYONES NAMES SINCE I CANT REMEMBER THEM ALL #SO THATS WHEN I SAW BETH EYRE #THEN WANTED TO SEE IF BETH HAD BEEN ACCOCIATED WITH TMA OR TMAGP BEFORE #THEN FOUND A REDDIT POST THAT TALKED ABOUT THE TAPE RECORDER #9/10 episode #just wish it had more gwen and preferably some gwen and alice but i’ll take what i can get #i’m use to being a bottom feeder

[kil0-0]

last night at 2am i was thinking of lethal company and linked universe

#yes this is based off of markiplier #what about it #ive never shared art before ever am i doing this right #linked universe #lethal company #thats how tagging works #this is the most stupid thing ive ever drawn #i may or may not have like 5 other things about this #lethal company has invaded my brain #and linked universe was already here #this is inspired by that one lu playing among us post weve all seen that right? #wait you can #lu legend #lu hyrule

[boneinator]

Dhmis followers/mutuals I am so so so sorry. Forgive me please

#shaking you begging for forgiveness #having you looking at my deranged robot thoughts was not what I meant to do #thats what happens when you build your account around a fandom and then leave. I will post something about them eventually just wait #rambles

[britneyshakespeare]

dallon weekes has a portrait that ages for him in his attic like dorian gray but it also still looks pretty good because he doesn't really do anything wrong

#text post #dallon weekes #stream what love by i dont know how but they found me #seriously ive been a fan of him for a full decade now. man does NOT age #i remember thinking he was old when i was like 14 bc he was in his thirties... boy #42 is still not old but he doesnt look a day older from the first time i saw him #WHAT is his skincare routine #also. yeah ive been listening to his music again (old and new) bc of idkhow's drama being in the news #IM SORRY DALLON THAT YOUVE NEVER HAD A BAND LAST DESPITE DOING NOTHING TO CAUSE THE BREAKUPS LOL #kaily told me ryan seaman was kicked out before reading about it and was like 'oh thats kinda ironic dallon would kick someone outof a band #HE STOLE 26 THOUSAND DOLL HAIRS??????? HOLY FUCK #stream the brobecks stream idkhow and stream all the boys from the nicotine ep by panic! at the disco #oh wait you cant bc br*ndon never put that song on streaming services #despite it being the one of the best twtltrtd era songs... dallon wrote it! #i love dallon weekes he is so handsome and talented