#wan gives me life

[intermundia]

one of the funniest moments in Star Wars to me is Obi-Wan, sight unseen, calling Anakin a "pathetic life form" like my friend, first of all, how did you know, and secondly, that particular life form is the other half of your soul

#obi-wan's sense of humor gives me life #obi-wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #obikin #the team #sw

[moozyfreak]

the heeeheehoohoos in post-timeskip bc u guys really liked my previous post, thank you so much btw!!💖💖

#blushing zoro gives me LIFE! #I FORGOT TO ADD DIALOGUE HELP #fanart #zosan #roronoa zoro #sanji vinsmoke #sanji #zoro #nami #one piece #wan pis!!! #one piece fanart #zosan comic

[starwarjotta]

I live for codywan cuddles

#star wars #sw tcw #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #CUDDLES #ALL DEM CUDDLES #codywan #CODYWAN CUDDLES EVERY DAY ALL THE TIME #they give me life

[maulfucker]

So fucked up that obimaul is a rarepair. What do you mean not everyone is obsessed with enemies to lovers with a Force connection, where one side is completely obsessed with the other who barely acknowledges him (but is just as affected)

#hm i should make an original post tag #obimaul #like. say what you want but obi-wan saw a random dathomirian zabrak and immediately went 'maul?? alive??' #he DOES care about maul he just doesn't actively seek him out like maul does #post prompted by this song that makes me think about Maul in his crime lord era‚ all the luxury of the world within his reach‚ #but none of it satisfies him because what he really wants is to find (and kill) kenobi #'another night up in the best suite; everything's gone wrong already‚ my body admits; dreaming so high the floor is the limit; #once again i got lost.. [...] another night i give myself‚ top of a skyscraper; i'm the king of the world‚ dreams for rent; #and when i look at myself i sigh with a low voice‚ 'i don't feel bad i just feel nothing'' #(<- song is são paulo‚ 2015 by jão) #it's a song about feeling dissatisfied with the life of fame because there's an emptiness he can't fill with sex drugs or luxuries #and from the context of the album it's likely he's thinking about a past lover he's still not over #so. imagine with me. #i might make something out of this. maybe. #but like. posting about songs that make me think obimaul thoughts. not very productive. almost no audience. #... and while making this post i've been attacked by yet another song with a very obimaul words #'lie to me‚ run from me‚ we swear it doesn't count‚ in this way of ours‚ but it's not because i hate you that i can't kiss you anymore' #<- pilantra by jão and anitta

[saggitary]

Order 69

I want a fic about the clone wars where everything is the same, except the Kaminoans had a small miscommunication and told Palpatine the Jedi kill order was Order 69 instead of Order 66. Instead of trying to kill their Jedi COs, the clone are now trying to seduce them and sleep with them. 

Fun little musings for a few legions if you would like 

212th

“The time has come Commander. Execute Order 69.”

“It will be done my lord.” Cody slips his helmet off. “Hey General.”

Obi-Wan looks around in confusion as Careless Whisper begins to play from an unknown source

The rest of the battalion watch as Cody quite literally sweeps their Jedi General off his feet and carry him back into the base

None of them have seen Kenobi that red in the face

“Do we need to... do anything? About the order I mean?” A shiny asks

“I think the Commander has it covered.” Boil responds

327th

“Execute order 69″

“Kriffing finally” Bly responds before shutting off his com

Palpatine stares at the dark com device for a few moments. That was unexpected

The Separatists are cleaned out in record time on Felucia, almost entirely by Commander Bly himself 

Aayla didn’t think she had every seen her commander so driven by anything, it truly was impressive

No one sees Bly or their General for a long time when they finally get back to camp

104th

Plo Koon is not with the 104th when the order goes out

He is also in a star fighter and by the time he gets back to the ground the battalion he is with is panicking because Plo Koon isn’t their regular General and Wolffe would kill them

By the time Plo returns to his men the issue has been resolved

157th (Billaba’s Legion)

“Execute order 69″

Grey put away his com device before walking towards his general where she was currently talking to Caleb and Clone Force 99

“Well shall we let them do what they-oh!”

Grey wrapped an arm around Depa’s waist and dropped her into a dip before kissing her

Caleb and the whole of Clone Force 99 stared at the two making out infront of them with either horror or confusion

Echo clapped his hand over Caleb’s eyes

“I can still sense it”

“Sorry kid”

332nd

Ahsoka was very confused, one minute Rex was looking more panicked than she had ever seen him, now…

Now he had calmed down considerably and had begun... flirting with her?

She was very weirded out because it definitely sounded like flirting, why her brother was flirting with her was beyond her

Then Jesse, ever the womanizer, had strutted into the com bay and she had been truly disturbed

As soon as she could she escaped her weird brothers and went to look up the file Rex had said, one about Fives

She called both Rex and Jesse to her location and prompt whacked them both on the head before getting their chips out

Both were extremely horrified that they had tried to flirt with their sister and apologized a lot

Now that Ahsoka knew what was happening she found it really kriffing funny

They quickly spread the word about the chips to the rest of the GAR

501st

As soon as Anakin, freshly fallen to the dark side, marched into the hangar where his men were waiting he felt like something was different

He led his COs to the com table to go over their strategy to attack the temple and to cover all entrances 

Appo siddled close, leaning forward to trap Vader against the com table with both his arms

Vader’s mind short circuited and lets just say that the march on the jedi temple did not happen

Morning After

Cody wakes up with Obi-Wan sleeping on his chest and his com blinking at him from the side of the cot

What the kriff did Rex mean by control chips?

#the clone wars #I think it is important for you to know that I was derangly cackling to myself as I wrote this while listening to Careless Whisper #The idea that there was an order on the chips to fuck the jedi #it gives me a few extra years of life #also Rexsoka shippers dni #they are siblings your honor #Anakin is a disaster and I stand by that #do you blame him #Jango Fett and every single on of his clones are smexy #Lets be honest #Depa and Grey are Caleb's parents #Fives his punching the air in the afterlife #I DIED FOR THIS? #Appo saved the entire temple #we thank you for your service sir #the jedi might have to rethink the whole attachment thing after this #many of their members did not put up a fight against their men #commander cody #Obi-Wan Kenobi #codywan #commander bly #aayla secura #plo koon #Commander Wolffe #depa billaba #captain grey #Ahsoka Tano #captain rex #ARC trooper Jesse #sag’s stuff

[tennessoui]

where’s my toxic dark academia au where the Jedi Order is a prestigious private university for rich kids who are all a different flavor of beautiful and fucked up, and Anakin is the kid they let in on scholarship once every a few years and he comes in scrappy and defensive and in love with the daughter of the family who is sponsoring him (and maybe half-adopted him when he was 10 so it’s a bit fucked up all around)

and he meets this pretentious dickbag of a student on his hall who is so cold and aloof that anakin can’t stand him, this guy obi-wan who’s so beautiful and untouchable and who sees right through him

I imagine they fuck in the most explosive way where they’re in the middle of a very loud fight in some bathroom in some rich kid’s house and neither is sober, and obi-wan says some awful shit about anakin being in love with Padmé and if his adoptive parents knew they probably would wish they hadn’t adopted him and anakin says some awful shit about how obi-wan’s been sent to boarding schools all his life cause his father never wanted him, and it starts as a fight but they’re just punching each other with their mouths and probably crying too

#Kit’s silly lil AUs #cw: drugs #(maybe these tags do not go together lol) #obikin #give me that toxic same age obikin #scholarship kid anakin in a world of burnouts and trust fund kids #trying to belong #maybe after their first time obi-wan decides he’s gonna take him under his wing #and show him the high society fucked up kids ropes #only there’d be so many scenes where anakin slowly finds out how fucked obi-wan is #and he slowly starts caring more and more #in a way that genuinely scares him so much #that he leaves before he graduates?? #ends up writing a book about it ten years later (all names changed) #and obi-wan finds him because in the book he is not shy about calling obi-wan the great fucked up love of his great fucked up life #lol I guess this has very little in common with Star Wars

[imrowanartist]

Excuse me, but I love their dynamic? So much???

If you like my art, please consider a reblog :)

#obi wan kenobi #princess leia #leia organa #obi wan show #obi wan kenobi spoilers #kenobi spoilers #ro’s art #the eye roll he gave her when she called him old XD #and his his ‘oh my god this is really Anakin’s daughter’ energy is giving me life

[tweetsongs]

2ha is the PIDW that SQH could’ve written if he weren’t a coward

#look between him implying that bingjiu was gonna be the og ending before fans made him go the trashy harem route #and sj being a pathetic little meow meow actually #i'm RIGHT actually #i will say 2ha is somehow way less problematique then bingjiu #bc sj was in fact evil to bingge while mr was suffering from magical influence #but while the misunderstandings themselves were different the flavor stays the same #shizun was supposed to be lofty and untouchable and cold. someone who hated everyone #shizun was actually a deeply tragic lonely figure who was twisted by his background. someone who wanted a refuge #tbh at least wanning had xue zhengyong who was kind of his yqy #but u know without failing him and then never clearing things up or giving any kind of explanation lol #wanning is like if not every thread of potential communal bond in sj's life failed him #do i think sj genuinely has the capacity to be as deeply kind as wanning? no i think he's way more inherently pragmatic/selfish #where wanning is characterized by DEEP empathy and compassion behind his stoicism #but i do think they share this kernal of desire for genuine kindness buried under the walls the world built around them #svsss #2ha #shen jiu #<- adding for anyone who wants to block me being sj apologia on main

[skyfucker]

Obi-Wan going down on Anakin for the first time. Scenario two.

For @ragnarlothcat who asked for this ^^

What the fuck the Force was thinking when she made Anakin this beautiful, Obi-Wan would never know. He’s eternally grateful though. Anakin was supposedly the Chosen One, destined to save the galaxy and bring balance to the Force. But how was he going to get anything done, let alone save countless lives, if everyone around him wanted to kriff him silly? His own Master included.

Obi-Wan was content with watching Anakin from the side, admiring his beauty and cherishing his smiles. Proud beyond words at how much Anakin had grown, kind and good. Reverent over the raw power he possessed, humble before the amount of time his once Padawan poured into his training. Yes, he was content. Content with quick smiles thrown his way, jabs and sarcastic comments, late night invitations for sparring, teary eyes that seemed to beg for something. Even though he longed for those beautiful, bright eyes to stay on him for longer, for those strong, capable hands pull him in for a hug, for sweeter words that he knew Anakin associated with him, for their sparring to get out of control, just a little bit, for Anakin’s grip to get tighter, for him to get closer, for him to, perhaps, notice how his Master’s signature in the Force stutters and fumbles whenever Anakin grunts right into his ear.

If he noticed, maybe, just maybe, Anakin would think it over and deem to give him a chance. A chance for Obi-Wan to show that he can be good for Anakin, not just as his Master, as his friend, or as his brother in arms.

Then the chance came, in the form of a horny Anakin jerking himself off in their little shared room.

Anakin had shielded his arousal well without closing off their bond and making Obi-Wan worry, and that was why Obi-Wan had no idea that he would get to see Anakin’s hard cock, that he would get to hear Anakin’s moans, when he opened the door fully intending to catch up on some sleep.

He had turned away instantly, his cheeks heating up and his heart doing silly things in his chest, but a second later something hot and crazy had taken hold of his will, perhaps the incredibly tight bond he shared with Anakin had finally rubbed off on him too much. With boldness that he didn’t know he possessed, Obi-Wan turned back to his flustered Padawan — Anakin would always be his Padawan — and said. “Apologies, my dear, I shall leave you to it. But… if you would like, I could help you?”

Anakin stared at him for a few seconds, a few seconds that felt like an eternity to Obi-Wan, before licking his lips and nodding. Obi-Wan had closed the door behind him and locked it. Anakin had swallowed.

Now?

Now Obi-wan can’t believe Anakin’s letting him do this. His gorgeous, young Padawan is letting him touch him, kiss him, take him in his mouth. And the way he looks, his feelings in the Force — oh, fuck, the way Anakin feels in the force — is all telling him something impossible. 

That Anakin loves him, wants him, even worships him.

Obi-Wan gently let Anakin’s pretty cock slide out of his mouth and was rewarded with a tiny whine. He gave small kisses as an apology. “Shhh, dearest, I’m here, I got you. I simply wished to —” The sound Anakin made when Obi-Wan took one of his balls in his mouth was rewarding all of his pleas to have Anakin feel good, like a gentle caress spoiling a loth-cat. He took his sweet time rolling his tongue around Anakin’s balls before going back to sucking him off. He used his hand to cover most of it, while working his mouth round the tip part.

“Obi-Wan,” Anakin was watching him with his mouth wide open, eyes almost teary. “You’re so good, Master. That-that feels really fucking good,”

He knew that Anakin was jealous. He felt it in their bond, which should have been severed three years ago. Along with his delight to have his Master on his knees before him, and the intense pleasure he felt from having his pretty cock sucked for the first time, Anakin was also slightly displeased that Obi-Wan had done this to others before, even though he was begrudgingly thankful that Obi-Wan got to become this good at it.

Impossible boy. What would Obi-Wan do with him? Except of course give him everything he would ever want.

As Anakin’s orgasm approached, Obi-Wan felt his own get pulled closer because Anakin wanted it so.

Come together. Want you to come with me. Please, Obi-Wan. Come with me.

Demanding and powerful as ever in the Force, his once Padawan was basically using the damned thing to fuck Obi-Wan’s arousal. He had never felt anything like it before.

 “Master, I’m gonna… Obi-Wan… please… let go, or I’ll… in your mouth, ugh, Master!”

Sweet, sweet Anakin. How could he still not know how hungry his old Master was for his cum? Obi-Wan surged forward to swallow all of Anakin’s cock, at the same time grabbing his ass and squeezed, delighted to feel the soft flesh beneath his hands, slightly cool from the long exposure to air.

With greed that he felt only when it came to Anakin, Obi-Wan swallowed every drop of cum that his once Padawan generously provided. Some trickled down to his chin but he quickly wiped them with his fingers then licked off everything. Delicious. Perfect. Anakin.

Anakin was still watching him, breathing heavily, his curly hair plastered to his forehead.

"Fuck," he groaned. "Obi-Wan, you can't do that."

Pleased with himself, Obi-Wan planted one last (for now) kiss on Anakin’s sensitive cock before getting up to pull Anakin into a kiss, pushing back his sweaty hair and grabbing his ass again. He would fuck that ass later on, just as soon as he and Anakin got to have a small talk.

Scenario one here

#ragnarlothcat #my writing #obikin #was gonna turn in for the night but then I was writing this ^^ #I promise scenario three will be out before the New Year #love love love New Year and love love love giving out presents #so it will be like a tiny present from me to you hehe #they did have their talk by the way #and then Obi-Wan did fuck that ass of Anakin's #marveled at how responsive and agreeable and fun and needy Anakin was in bed #of course he'd be perfect #and insatiable #Obi-Wan will of course be delighted to know that Anakin never sucked a cock before in his life

[f-athr]

*squints kenobi-ly*

#obi wan #obi wan kenobi #star wars #ben kenobi #star wars fanart #kenobi #i just loved the series a lot ok #please #it’s like sustenance #obi wan dadding is all i need in life #please give me more

[maulfucker]

This song is making me want to start yet another fic to never finish,, "Tell me... Where is your hideout? Who are we running from? I'm starting to think that you were right, and now I'm afraid of letting go of your hand...." Maul giving up on his Mandalore plan and deciding to just stalk Kenobi to tell him about his vision. Staying illegally in Obi-Wan's room because I love putting these guys in situations (and because Maul would NOT leave him alone until Obi-Wan actually accepted Maul is right, which he won't). Following Obi-Wan to Utapau and helping him escape after the clones attack, feeling equal parts vindicated and enraged (because he was proved right but Sidious still won). Them being on the run together....

#hm i should make an original post tag #maul #obi-wan #obimaul #<- probably but not necessarily. i can write non shipping fics i swear. #song is jamoga by selvagens à procura de lei #i love the original version but the acoustic version with roberta campos is also really really good #that part up there is the chorus and not the only part that's giving me fic vibes but it's the best example #''we were two winding roads seeking each other through separate ways... i thought you had blamed me‚ but no one had trapped me.. #you were the only one I could call the only one‚ and yet.. i stopped calling your name....'' #<- part that also makes me Think #back to story ideas i am also thinking about maul faking padmé's death on mustafar (with magick. because it's fun) #and padmé moving in with the larses. pretending to be beru's sister. raising luke there‚ both of them in hiding. #she would enjoy the simple life. it reminds her of her youth in naboo‚ before she became queen. #[... meanwhile maul and obi-wan are fighting for their lives] #i am a huge sucker for enemies to friends (to lovers) with these two #and i think having to live together in a small ship and shitty space hotel rooms would be great for bonding (joke) #(but i'm still shoving them in there) #what's more fun than roaming the galaxy with your worstie because you're both hiding from the government #bickering the entire time because you still lowkey want to kill each other

[eriexplosion]

I think after the Citadel arc, Fives should have the right to absolutely go off on a Jedi. Just absolutely get lose his mind angry at someone. I want Obi Wan to get yelled at for not stopping for any of the clone deaths but doing a whole funeral for a Jedi and not even mentioning the sacrifice of a dozen clones as an aside in his little eulogy.

Piell got wrapped in a cloth and lowered gently into the lava. The clones are left where they fell.

I think Rex and Cody would be reluctant to yell at anyone about it but Fives is just destroyed by grief enough to start shouting and send everyone home thinking long and hard about it.

(I also have a headcanon that this is one of the few serious arguments Cody and Obi Wan had, once they were on the ship and out of public eye, because I ship them sure but I think Cody should get to push back against him on this. Let them fight about how Obi Wan takes the clones for granted sometimes damn it.)

#the clone wars #star wars #codywan is most appealing to me when it really deals with the fact that obi wan is both much older and much higher status than Cody #and he has to actually be the one to change and move towards Cody's position because Cody gives up enough in his life thanks #also let Fives be pissed. let him yell at some people. let clones be angry about how they're treated.

[tennessoui]

I have to ask- in the Democratic verse, Obi-Wan was obviously sicc’ed on Anakin with express intentions to get close to him.

But if he had come across Anakin before his assignment, just randomly saw or met him, would he have approached him anyway? Or is Sith Obi-Wan more focused on the long game and not so much personal pleasure and enjoyment

Interesting question!!

Honestly I don’t know how much experience or interest in seduction I want this Obi-Wan to have…there’s something so good about an inexperienced but confident seducer….so would sith baby Obi-Wan have experience? with Count Dooku as his Sith Master, probably breathing down his neck about propriety and image and decorum? Hmm…

Maybe he’s found people attractive before and knows what he likes with himself but hasn’t had much in the way of partners and doesn’t typically think about sex or pleasure…but now he’s thrust into a mission where he MUST think about sex and pleasure AND he finds this person very attractive

#asks #Democratic fic #also leaves this open for like #dooku to give this mission to obi-wan and be like ok we need Skywalker on our side. use any means necessary. I don’t care. #and I don’t want to know #and obi-wan (darth solence) is like ok maybe I can make him think of me like a lil brother #make him think he’s like my mentor figure #and then he sees anakin in person and he throws THAT plan out the window #he’s like he’s going to think of me as a lover #🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 #and then later on in the fic he’s like ok lover isn’t enough he’s got to think of me as the great love of his life 🔪🔪🔪

[solemntitty]

unpopular opinion: i actually like a lot of the desert area in genshit cringepact but that's because i'm a simp for deserts in games

#jamie has made a statement #some game: here's a desert with a lost civilization and weird powers #me who ate up ancient egyptian shit as a child: please. please give me more. please father #fontaine who??? no. desert cringepact only #i kinda liked before the map bc it felt like i was exploring unknown areas ngl #genshit blogging #see also: i really loved playing. fuck what's it called. where you're in that desert indie game and you have to find your calling. loved th #SABLE!!!!! YEAH #ngl as much as it sucked. i did like living in az bc i was like 'yes i'm finally living my obi wan kenobi life' #maybe i'll move back to az..... intrusive thoughts.....

[foreverchangingfandomsao3]

I was tagged in the last line challenge by @shootingstarpilot so thank you for the tag!

This is from a new one shot that I'm working on:

“You know,” Tholme started, a half smile on his lips that was there solely for Obi-Wan’s benefit as the young man looked up at him from his bed. “The limp isn’t so bad after a while.”

“Master Tholme, I dropped a boulder on my leg.”

“Someone dropped a house on mine,” He pointed out, although with more humour than he’d taken the situation with in the beginning. “The pain will fade in time too.”

Absolutely no pressure tags for @tired-bshocked @afoundling @im-here-and-im-confused @jedi-enthusiast @frostbitebakery @levitatingbiscuits @adiduck @elwenyere and else who wants to share!

#My writing #Thank you for the tag! #And for once in my life this isn't Codywan #Because Cody literally doesn't exist yet #And yes I am giving Obi-Wan a cane because my leg hurts and I feel like it #Yes Frost you got tagged because you keep tagging me (I love it every time)

[daz4i]

every day i become more and more Needed A Change Of Pace coded

#I've come to realize. I'd rather flee than fight. to fake your death is. the most honest life #oooooooh. how could you love me so? oooooooh. with all I've done and the things you knooooooow? #my dearest! you better ne!ver! for!give! me! #you're better off if you let me gooooooo cause even eye to eye I'm not afraid to lie~ #my. whole. life. all. i. wan. ted. was. a. change. oooof. paaaaaaaaaaaaaace. *crying* *careful breath* and scene. #^very out of order. but a compilation. so you see what i mean (but go listen to it for the full experience fr. or else) #(if you look to your left you will see a man who's excited abt possibly moving out and tries and fails to be subtle about it.) #btw this is a big dazaicore song. to me. and I'm right abt this. obviously.