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#we NEED more dates 😭😭
lady-a-stuff · 1 year
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More than 300k users in front of me in the virtual line to get tickets for the Eras Tour I'm gonna kill myself
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oatbugs · 1 month
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last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.
#she said it like a law. its just momentum.#also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together#and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn#they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th#UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there#and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe#ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in#death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is#unwarranted#anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday#they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭#but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but#alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually#OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW#i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident#....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant
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idiasmentalhealth · 5 months
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i am incredibly desperate to play some more wlw visual novels... or any sapphic dating sims rlly
i recently bought little goody two shoes (not just for the sapphic content, i also rlly like the psychological horror and ik most of the endings are bad lol) and i do plan on playing bg3 eventually (mostly for karlach) but other than those two, the only visual novels i've played with either pick-your-own-pronouns or a fem mc with at least one woman or enby LI are:
- the arcana
- life after magic
- our life now & forever (just a demo rn, and i am patiently waiting for 2025 🙏)
- mystic messenger????? (except this one hardly COUNTS cuz JAEHEE IS IN DENIAL. CHERITZ GIVE HER A ROMANTIC ROUTE WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO FRIENDZONE US 💔)
- touchstarved (there's mhin who's nb, and sen but we won't be seeing anything of her in the demo since she's gonna be a dlc romaceable character 😭)
(there's also obey me but i lost my account years ago and i don't wanna start over from scratch just to get to thirteen im sorry)
pleeeaasseee if anyone knows of any other visual novels with wlw content i would love to know 😭 preferably free cuz im broke and jobless 💀
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rainsofcamelot · 9 months
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this is how i feel every day when i wake up and i remember we don't have a hadestown proshot
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ibrokeeverything · 1 year
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Why aren't more people freaking out about the new Ninjago United trailer?!?!?
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kaidabakugou · 6 months
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coffee dates with your mom have you spilling all your dirty secrets without a second thought 😭
#kai.rambles#idk what this phenomena is but it’s apparently common lol#im gonna tmi in the tags like it’s a little face time call bc i’m waiting at the airport for my friend#but i had a little coffee date with my mom yesterday bc we both needed a little break since the family is STILL here and hasn’t left#and we just need this whole thanksgiving thing to be over bc we’re going insane with so many relatives in and out of our homes#so we went to a local coffee shop that just opened and it’s so cute btw and ITS PET FRIENDLY so i saw many doggies there#and can’t wait to take woody when this whole doggy virus going around calms down 😔#but anyway she saw that i was like fidgeting in my chair and ask wtf was wrong and i told her that i had a pimple on my ass cheek lol#and she was like how did it even get there like you take such good care of your skin??#and i was like idk it just appeared there 😅#and she was like - 🤨🤨 after your bday?#and i said like yeahhhh?#at this point i already knew she was onto me lol and we both laughed and she asked what did my bf and i do for my bday#so i told her and now she won’t stop laughing at me#for context - here’s the tmi lol - but my bf used whipped cream on me for my bday and we cuddled for a bit#afterwards with the intention of going to shower but we ended up passing out all sticky 😭#and i quickly took a full exfoliating shower in the morning when i realized but it was already too late and now i have a pimple on my ass 😭#and it’s like more towards the inside of the cheek so it fkn hurts everytime i sit down#and i was so paranoid after that instead of putting one boric acid capsule into my pussy i put two just in case#bc i was so scared that i was gonna get and infection of something but it’s been 4 days now#and nothing’s happening so i think i’m good but yeah i told her and now she laughs everytime she sees me or remembers it 😭#i don’t mind bc it’s her and i trust my mom and tell her everything but i never get into detail about my sex life#so the fact that THISSS is the one thing about it that i tell her it’s hilarious#so yeah and now whoever reads this monstrosity of tags knows too#and if you did read this then come here bc i’m giving you BIG WET KISSES and taking you out on a little picnic date 💓💓#and we can wear matching outfits and feed eachother desserts🥺
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harrylights · 2 months
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ok i just need to write down these whack 1d dreams i’ve had the last couple days
#so two nights ago it was that zayn had a reality dating show and i was ON IT#and the whole time i was like 😭 i’m too gay for this can i leave pls#it was in this place that was both super tropical but also a desert#and zayn INSISTED we keep going on these long ass walks thru the sand i was just like bro can we go back#and he got mad at me when i said i needed to go take a walk to decompress after this story about his ex that he told me#it was so vivid and surreal#but then the dream i just woke up from i was part of 1d in like 2013 era???#and it was sooo busy so many interviews and a couple fan meeting things#and i was like damn this is exhausting#but also got to see these beaauuutiful places#like one of our hotels was suspended directly over this crystal blue water that had orca swimming thru it and we swam w the orca#and both harry and louis separately plotted w me to pull pranks on each other#harry was also like?? psychic?? like he could send images into everyone’s heads but he only did it w nice things lol#and then randomly at the end he came to work w my at this body jewelry company i used to work for#but like he was still him and on our application form to work there we had to disclose our income for some reason#and on his he was like i’m not telling u this 😐 don’t push it#like w the emoji too fhdhskeldk#but i’m out here like why am i dreaming of these guys even more when i’m taking a break from them#like i still listen to their music ofc but i don’t have the energy to participate in the fandom rn#it’s like they know and they’re like#u thought u could forget about us!!!!! syke bitch we’re haunting ur dreams now <3#but whatever i’ll take this over the other vivid dreams i’ve been having lately#anyway#rowyn rambles
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imo everyone on earth should be talking about Him (don't want this showing up in the tag even though it's not a diss) but everytime i go to the tag and there's only like 3 new posts i'm like. oh yeah almost no one cares except me and like 5 other ppl on here
i ran out of tags KFHSJENNXN i don't think that's literally ever happened to me before anyways don't read them because it's just me being insane as per usual
#most of his indirects on twitter are from people in diff asian countries as well and ik he's doing an asia tour soon(?)#bruh he's never coming back to the usa is he 😭😭😭 i need him in chicago i miss him so bad#i feel very ugly emotionally rn still bc i was reading all of the rando ass dating rumors of him last night LMAO and it pissed me off#i know i have no right to get mad and i'm being irrational but at the same time like. everyone is just like 'omg he's so in love rn'#bc his music has been very angsty and like. idk... conflicted? but his new song was very happy and sweet and very In Love Sounding#and i already know all his music is about one person bc he always talks about the same shit (he's very predictable i see right thru him)#and he's putting out a new song called 'shining' and he has been talking abt a person being his light/shining on him for the last 7yrs atp#so like. that's how i know it's about one specific person and i don't think he has moved on LMAOOO so unless he was dating the same random#7yrs ago i don't think he's dating any of the people they bring up tbh... i pay attention to these things not to brag or anything but like#being attentive to the people i love and noticing inconsistincies in their behavior and when they act diff is like. the only skill i have#at least irt other people LMAO like honestly i wrote all the lyrics he ever wrote down in a google doc and it shows a clear trajectory#that starts like... innocently and just gets more fucked up and toxic as it goes. and ppl say he's one of the most sane ppl they know#meanwhile he's been writing songs about 1 person for nearly 10 years and they get progressively more desperate and insane#I'M JUST SAYING. i completely forgot what my original point was but i guess it was most likely that. no one pays attention to him like i do#the songs started being about this person at the same time i started liking him and having dreams about meeting him btw#and they got progessively more uh. spiteful and desperate and weird as the years went on. did i mention i cast a spell on him 😐#and he literally says shit like 'it's impossible for me to move on' 'i don't care about anyone else' 'it's like i'm possessed' etc#and after we met at his concert he got really into saying shit like 'that one night wasn't enough' and 'the spotlight between us'#&the ever-famous 'i like the way you look at me' 'my eyes are on you' 'focus on me just look at me' when all i did was look at him all night#if you're reading this right now and thinking 'celeste do you seriously believe a kpop guy has been writing songs about you for 7 years?'#you should remember who i am and how i reacted to ***** having a gf (that i guessed exactly right months before he revealed it)#i'm schizophrenic 🤷‍♀️ but the guy i'm into was the one who started my fascination with soulmates and destiny and fate and shit like that#you know it's funny i mention that because he also started writing about that!!!!! in his songs!!! crazy#and he talks about the person making it hard for him to sleep and wanting to meet them in his dreams again and whathaveyou#i mean even in his two newest title tracks he says 'i'm frustrated in the studio the only melody that comes out is for you' and#'i want to turn everything about you into a song' in the newest one... hm.#and btw he announced his album right when i admitted i was in love with him again to my family (they know my insanity LMAO)#and he releases a song about being happy and in love and listening for someone's voice from far away to reach him/vice versa?????#right when i get back into him???#it's my fave color & his fave color & he's releasing it in my birth month like. i know billions of coincidences are a thing but it's crazy
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snapbackslide · 7 months
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boy...
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arsonist-twink · 5 months
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ever check up on ur ex and be like wow. youve fallen off without me
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lady-a-stuff · 11 months
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Taylor Swift is gonna do SIX shows in Brazil and I'm not going to any of them
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hypertonicplague · 1 year
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U better read my warning WELL cuz it hurt my eyes 2 make that 3rd pic 😭 head burns 🗿
Anyways my MC is MEAN n will hit: every1 (they’ll even hit 👊💥 u 🫵) but they smack Belphie the most cuz 1: he always sleeping 2: if someone k! L l e d me I’d smack the absolute piss outta them everyday 💪 u may be a demon but nothing is spared from a backhand 😒
Unedited plus where the pics come from lol
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francisforever2014 · 9 months
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my friend with the awful older boyfriend called me today for the first time in a while and i asked how he was and she was just so unenthusiastic talking about him and i made a face and she was like. i just can’t go through a breakup rn. the way she lives is genuinely incomprehensible
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cornelianlute · 5 months
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xxunknowncutiexx · 11 months
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❝𝑂𝑛𝑒, 𝑡𝑤𝑜, 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑒, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑝. 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑐𝑡. 𝑌𝑒𝑎ℎ, 𝑂𝐷 𝑜𝑛 𝑎 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑐𝑟𝑢𝑠ℎ.❞
𝐻𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜! 𝑀𝑦 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝐿𝑒𝑣𝑖 (𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝐿𝑒𝑣𝑦), 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼'𝑚 𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑟/𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑒𝑟! 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑜𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑛 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝐼 𝑑𝑜 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦 𝑖𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒. 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑦 𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡! 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 18+ 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑖𝑓 𝐼 𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑠𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑦 𝑂𝐶'𝑠! 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑘 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑏𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑!!
𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔'𝑠 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑒: 𝐼'𝑚 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑜𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒 14 𝐷𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑊𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑌𝑜𝑢 (𝑅𝑒𝑛, 𝑚𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 <3)). 𝐼 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑂𝑏𝑒𝑦 𝑚𝑒, 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑟𝑎𝑚𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑖𝑡, ℎ𝑎ℎ𝑎. 𝑀𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑂𝑏𝑒𝑦 𝑀𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝐵𝑎𝑟𝑏𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑠, 𝑆𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐴𝑠𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑢𝑠! 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑀𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑀𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑦 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙, 𝐼 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑜𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑉𝑁'𝑠. 𝐼 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑓𝑓 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝐶𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑦𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎, 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑖𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒! 𝐼'𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑟, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑙𝑙 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒! 𝐼 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠 (𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦, 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒), 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝐼 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑛'𝑡 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑒𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑦𝑒𝑡. 𝑀𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑠 𝑆𝑒𝑡 𝐼𝑡 𝑂𝑓𝑓 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝐼 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑡𝑏ℎ.
𝐼'𝑚 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑎𝑟 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑠 𝑚𝑒! 𝐹𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝐷𝑀 𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑓𝑓, 𝑜𝑟 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠, 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑!
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huiracha · 2 years
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i seriously can't believe the "and more" is just more us and jpn dates
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