#well you know what

[smaeemo]

I honestly jones for tumblr, its so embarrassing to be in public because I see something and It reminds me I need to check tumblr and I start itching and scratching. Then suddenly all of the noises start to form, start to transform into unity.

Rain? “tumblr-tumblr tumblr-tumblr”

Cars? “Tumblrrrrrr Tumblrrrr”

Talks with people? “Yeah so I was -tumblr- and -tumblr-“

The faint clicking of a small bird? “tumblr-r-rr”

And eagle? “CAAWAAA-TumblRRRRRR”

The itching worsens by the minute, my overwhelming want evolves into intense powerful yearning.

Suddenly.. The world goes quiet.

Too quiet..

I feel the faint cold breath of someone NO something behind me.

I turn ever so slowly… Who could it be?

But then at the last second before I can see it. I get a notification on my phone.

“MUTUAL reblogged your post”

Suddenly my safety is no longer important.

Suddenly the cold breath gets impatient, I hear a far-away growl that is but a hair away from me. But for all I know it could be feet, miles, lightyears away.

I click on the notification, but the minute tumblr starts to pop up…

My phone goes black.

In the reflection are a pair of eyes.

“AHHHHHH” I try to scream, but all that comes out is a weird squawk (how very patriotic of me)

Then.

Just like my phone, just like … tumblr… the world. goes black…

The last thing I hear?

#tumblr #scary #horror #horror story #based on a true story #jonsing #yum yum yum #this is so embarassing that I love tumblr #tumblr is so embarassing #no offense #well you know what #take offense to that #i mean it #been on this godforsaken website for years #i think I have earned the right #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #supernatural opening #spooky #happy easyer #wtf is easter #like actually #Like honest? #wtf is it? #pina colada

[itseivwhore]

The lack of one shots about Halbrand is scandalous, obscene, outrageous, slanderous, inexcusable, unpardonable, dreadful, intolerable, insupportable.

#plus the lack of smuts too obviously #well you know what #i'll do it myself #people are scared that he might be indeed Sauron #AND EVEN IF!!!! #even if he is #that's ONLY BETTER #for real I have watched the least episode of ROP and ahem kind of realized I developed a crush on him ngl #he's so fine for what #sassy beauty #he is so sassy and cocky AND A RASCAL FOR WHAT #he's so hot and for what #I would have never thought that I would have liked a character from ROP #yet here we are #clow music #halbrand #rings of power #rings of power amazon #halbrand rings of power

[ask-the-toy-box]

#dragon ball z #dragon balls #big #well you know what #piccolo #bulma #goku #dende #shenron #ac/dc

[moonkssd]

CHEEK KISSING SPREE. LIKE FOR A CHEEK KISS!!!!

#i am on here #trying to balance out the horrors that is my chairman rose blog #I have so many things to write on there too #y'all really want to know what crazy shit rose would do to you #well you know what #gonna balance that shit out with the uwu here

[ravengravy]

hey its me the artist that possesses jax at 10pm on wednesdays & fridays xoxo

#THIS IS A JOKE #A FUNNY #I FUCKIN SEE YOU VYNNBLR READY TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE #WELL YOU KNOW WHAT #I BEAT YOU TO IT #GET FUCKED IDIOT

[worstloki]

Obsessed with your brodinsons tongue wrestling. Someone needs to draw it.

PS: you're amazing <3

Anon I assure you there is a lot of freestyle brodinsons tongue wrestling art out there <3

#thanks gijancksnf #this is all because I say the bros should kiss and people assume I mean like with tongue #well you know what #maybe they do #and it’s still bros being bros #hashtag Asgardian national sport

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

#9/11 #serious post #not a shitpost #this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks #politics #this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it #i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed #because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes. #and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries #we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government #but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation! #a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!! #a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support #so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*??? #well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains #and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel #truth is irrelevant #worse: to the people in charge #truth is a HINDRANCE #'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase #facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations

[weezeryuri]

scott pilgrim and wallace wells being normal about each other compilation

#spto spoilers #spto #spvtw #scollace #wallace wells #scott pilgrim #flashing // #omalley it’s been 13 years what is their fucking problem PLEASE #used the todd kiss gif because it’s wallace being abnormal about scott. I Know More Than You.

[yifftwiceplz]

literally a god wym

#you just dont want to share you think ill embarrass you at the circle #you think ill cough so hard i get a headache and peepee myself #well you know what #i will

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#good omens #´hello friends!! how are you!! #I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` ) #I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey #usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from #most of the time I just get a stuffy nose #has my nose gotten stronger #but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁) #it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet #but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (: #and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors #I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set #the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer #but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet #unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home #which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car

[glassiskies]

in which aziraphale reverts to old habits, crowley is outraged, and they still do not talk about it

#good omens #ineffable husbands #I need you guys to know I started this a month ago but couldn’t work on it bc of classes #and as soon as the quarter ended I inked colored and added an additional page in the span of like 5 days LMAO #aziraphale #crowley #also Crowley has only been made aware of real communication tm bc of nina and Maggie #I firmly believe aziraphale will not learn the art of saying what you mean until well into season 3 #yay miscommunication #comic #2023 art

[bilesandthesourwolf]

me - any time i feel sleepy - in the year of our lord 2023:

#well take a nap #THEN FIRE THE MISSILES #if youre not old enough to know what this is then i cant help you #meme #dank meme #mine

[blog-of-frontiers]

Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

#this is about eiffel and minkowski specifically #but feel free to blorbo all you like #if this becomes my second fiction podcast post to break containment ill... well i dont know what ill do #wolf 359

[canisalbus]

✦ Coffee Shop AU ✦

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Vasco #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #comics #he's been trying to work up the courage to break the ice for a week and a half #Vasco figured out on day four #I don't actually know anything about coffee or what you do on coffee shop aus this was inspired by an anon ask #I like to think he's well off enough to treat himself and that's an Armani coat

[inkskinned]

hey btw if you're in the USA at  2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.

if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.

additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.

i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."

"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.

#watching ppl go from being like ''support neurodivergent ppl~~!" #to being like ''if this is going to give u a panic attack ur fuckken stupid'' #like..... gets me #yeah man. i know im going to be triggered by it . in the old fashioned term. it is GOING to give me a panic attack. it's pretty much certai #and i shouldn't have to tell u about what i have survived for you to be okay with that. #you can just trust that i ALSO don't want me to react to it. i'm not gonna be having a FUN time. #dismissing that bc you think it's stupid.... like is the whole problem. #these sounds are workshopped by entire teams of people to get you to pay attention and move quickly. #they arent meant to be fun and exciting. #OBVIOUSLY it's gonna set ppl off. #but yeah there's something so fuckken demeaning about ppl being like. well that trigger isn't valid bc u haven't undergone X #dude i have ptsd bc i was abused as a child. like plain and simple. the fact im 30 and afraid of the dark tells you how bad it was. #i shouldn't have to ask u for permission to be mentally ill. #the reason it's a fucking disorder and not a fucking choice is that I DO NOT CONTROL IT. #like how is it any different from when ppl are like ''oh public speaking isn't that scary'' like FOR YOU #for YOU this isn't scary. now if i could fucking eat my own amygdala...