#what if it's just shite?

[hyolks]

I would love to see more of your fma au!! Maybe more interaction with the boys and mustang or Riza? Maybe some of the other mustang crew members?

mustang frames the picture and puts it in the middle of the office

#fma #fullmetal alchemist #fmab #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #edward elric #roy mustang #I'm STILL UNSURE OF THE SYSTEM IN USE SO LIKE.... NOT SURE WHAT TO MAKE HAVOC AND FUERY AND ALL OF THEM BE.... #bc... they still are in mustang's loop.... but how many sheriffs does a town even need #the sheriff in question in this is just some rando lol ed and al were doing something in a nearby town and got into deep shite #mustang memorializing edward elric in jail since ed usually abuses his power as mustang's henchman to avoid being arrested #9k doodles #even tho.... its..... a comic........ #wastelands au

[thasorns]

Every time I experience Ryuji-kun's kindness, my heart warms up. This feeling... must be genuine.

KIMI TO NARA KOI WO SHITE MITE MO (2023) 君となら恋をしてみても, dir. Matsumoto Hana

#kimi to nara koi wo shite mite mo #hyuga wataru #okura takato #jdramaedit #jdramasource #jdrama #lextag #usermare #zeystuff #gif: ktnkwsmm #does he even realize what he's done or does when he just blurts out something like this

[inexperienced-idiot]

i dont care. finland won. im being delusional i dont care i dont care finland won to me

#GIVE CHA CHA CHA JUSTICE #FUCK LOREEN #ITS LITERALLY JUST EUPHORIA AGAIN #im aware im being a hater #i dont care #she doesnt deserve that #her song was so sad and beige #i had no idea what she was saying #her ennunciation was absolute shite #esc 2023 #eurovision

[you-makestedehappy]

Line deliveries that play on repeat in my brain.

Season 1, episode 2 - A Damned Man

🐈‍⬛❤️‍🩹🍆💦🏴‍☠️ [ep 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10]

#the quality on some of these is Shite but they're so hellish to gif with the animated text that i'm NOT doing it again #damn i'm quick AND having fun though ! #some of this episode's runner ups are : #“I. am. adequate.” #“I'm incredible at keeping secrets. My mom thought I liked girls for years.” #“You're in love. - What? No. Shut up. It's just... It's just my friend.” #and basically any line from buttons #ofmd #our flag means death #my gifs

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

ohhhh i am so glad im a gift card hoarder... this mic is so nice and i did not spend a Cent on it...

#shits CRISP!!!! #and pink! yippee 🎉🎉🎉 #my power cable for the extra monitor we had on hand is arriving early next week #so are some over the ear headphones #All Bought With Gift Cards Also of course #the test stream might happen Before the end of the month... #i am speed.... #absolutely unprompted #ive seen a lot of reviews that say my extra monitor is Absolute Shite #but! i dont need it for much! #i just need to like. idk have the stream up so i can see chat n how it looks and stuff #idk what im doing! i think thats how it works! #i believe i need obs??? #or its highly suggested... no thats not the right word. fuck where is it.. uh. RECOMMENDED! #im gonna go track down an art stream tutorial lmao

[myuniverseinabox]

You know what's actually cringe? You know what the real cringe in this world is?

Making up rules on how fictional creatures or ideas should be portrayed, and getting mad about it when people don't follow these 'rules' you made up.

For example,

Dragons.

Like fam, dragons aren't real. They are whatever the hell someone wants them to be. If in your headworld there are these bananas that have eight spider legs and like ice skate and you wanna call them dragons, then damn it, they are DRAGONS.

#text post #i see this shite a lot #its silly #big silly #mega silly #even #the whole drama just came back from the dead in my TL about Beelzebub from Helluva Boss being shit because its not enough like Beelzebub #thats what inspired this post #lol #like i wasnt a fan of that episode btw lmaibsuyfg it just reminded me of this -thing- i see ppl do a lot in general

[chilei-the-hotsauce]

SONA REDESIGN AJKILJDKF

anyways is me but better i think

white background version under the cut

#haha the bald little guy #so many small things yeah #i exploded while drawing thanks #my art #art #digital art #sona art #oc #oc reference #uh anyways yay #holy shite white pants what #the white overcoat/vest is shorter than the inside jacket thing #bro wears a half sleeved jacket under a vest wtf xD #can you tell i like high heeled boots #anyways ''haha nice gloves'' #:) #oh yeah the poofy sleeves are literally just separate sleeves #the bodysuit thing has an open back (i cant draw) #uuh what else #horns are shrinkable and can change shape i think

[pinky-lemon]

turn the lights OFF

OFF X Submas AU by @3quinox-c0nflux!!!!

#gore warning #holy shite!! very important!! #buh yea i aw your chibis for like 3 miliseconds and i instantly fell in love #not like i didnt fall in love w them in the first place.... #I LOVE HOW YOU DRAW THEM !!! AAAUGH #THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY #also i just adore serious stuff drawn cutely so like. i had to draw them. #anyway ramble over enjoy the boys #pokemon #submas #sbms #off the game #submas au #off au #emmet #ingo #kudari #nobori #gore #blood #tw gore #tw blood #fanart #digital art #pinky's gallery #also hehe spooky art. wrowie

[tired-hellowl]

I think part of the reason why helluva boss makes me personally deeply uncomfortably with blitzø as a main character is in partial with the fact that it willingly always portays his alcoholism in positive conjunctions with his employees around him and is never called into question or blame.... like at what point is stolas going to get over some drunk imp bastard that doesn't even consider to ever care about him, when he shouldn't in the first place when the relationship is built upon a throne of literal lies acting like an imp and a royal being together is absolutely disgraceful and classist in one scene and then the next they're just teehee'ing in the field of flowery hell as if these dark themes aren't brought up so passively and never handled....

As a poor queer person who has actively been in the slums with alcoholics around me and consumed most of my past upbringing at some point I turn to just watch something else given that, Blitzø is a low life scummy stalkers imp that doesn't even bother to ever care about anyone else's reasoning or emotions-besides his own and it is proven over and over and over in every. Fucking. Scene. Because he's the 'main character'

Sober up and get over yourself the show isn't about anything else then Brandon Rogers voicing a dicksucking imp because 'haha laugh at the fairy-gay boy who can't even get his own boyfriend'

#anti vivziepop #fucked up #helluva boss critical #anti helluva boss #helluva critical #and ive never watched a brandon rogers video in my life i dont know who he is but i do not respect him or his work #vivziepop could have went with any other voice actor out there #he seems like a diet shane dawson to me sorta thing yknow???? so why would she choose someone like that to animate? #who purposefully always makes fun of drag queers and queer 'personality types' as a whole comedy skit to point and laugh at #at what point are we going to admit that helluva bosses writing is so flawed not because of bad storytelling but because its just a bad sho #it cant even do basic act of three story telling or visually interesting gags or quirks aside from 'pretty characters on screen go aaaa' #go support murder drones or lackadaisy or bigtop burger or ONE #or literally anything else besises vivies shite #anti brandon rogers

[orangesand-lemons-234]

Was rereading the UKsies character sheets again and saw that Button's name, Tadhg, is a traditional Irish name, so I'd like to put forward the idea that in a crowd of all these kids with strong New York accents, Button's has a super thick Dublin one.

Buttons: Ya showre o' shites, stop acting the feckin' maggot and get outta yer bunks before I yank ya out meself!

Mike, whispering: Do youse know what he's spoutin' bout?

Splasher, already climbing out of his bed: Ise no idea, but I'd get out of bed if I were youse-

#literally none of the newsies know what hes waffling about when hes mad #but they get the point that hes pissed #i imagine it like that scene from wralph breaks the internet where merida starts talking and none of em know what shes saying #mike ike splasher jojo and race are most commonly called a showre of shites #basically just means fucking idiots #yknow #anyways theres your mini irish slang lesson #have a good day/afternoon/evening #newsies #uksies #newsies headcanons #buttons newsies #uksies headcanons #benjamin davenport #buttons davenport #tadhg mccarthy

[kissmefriendly]

Man. Coming back to a podcast I haven’t listened to in a while is like coming home after a long exhausting day of adulting. Especially when that show has ended or is on hiatus.

#it really is like coming home after a shite day and wrapping yourself in a soft blanket with a cup of cocoa #I can’t tell you all the feelings of listening to a show when it was in its first season and listening to it again YEARS later #wtnv for example - cannot express how comfy that is #because look at you! look at everything that’s changed! but then you listen to that first season that first episode #and you feel immensely old and as young as you were when you first started listening #(that or the 2010s just feel alot farther away than they actually are) #wtnv #wolf 359 #wooden overcoats #the amelia project #(what prompted this post <3) #victoriocity #the orbiting human circus #our fair city #(OOF I miss you ofc!) #hector vs the future #hadron gospel hour #archive 81 #ars paradoxica #!!! #the thrilling adventure hour #!! #the penumbra podcast #WOW. like I remember when these shows were NEW and it’s was like 5 people on discord #I’ve been here a long time #oof #I MISS DISCORD! #(that’s still there but I don’t have any people to talk to anymore!)

[timeisacephalopod]

The type of Christian who asks atheists how they don't like, murder people on the reg are so funny to me because they seem to think their religion makes them the Peak of Morality when statements like "if you don't believe in God how comes you don't do X thing" all but outright state they have no idea why shit like murder and rape is bad except that God doesn't like it lmao. Like way to admit you have no intrinsic sense of morality and need to be afraid of a higher power to be a decent person, but I promise if you're not a piece of shit it's actually very natural not to want to do heinous evil shit all the time potential punishment from a higher power or not 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

#winters ramblings #seriously its SO funny when that happens because every time its like ??? the FUCK kind of thoughts do you have #to ask HOW i resist doing evil shit all the time because i dont fear god because i dont believe in God?? #what kind of fucked up person do you haveto be to only resist killing people because of fear of a higher power?? #these are people to avoid because typically they also come with the issue of using their religion to make any action they want #perfectly Good and Moral because GOD said it its in the BIBLE whether thats true or not and like bible or no #if you have no intrinsic sense of morality i dont want to hear about atheist morality from you lmao #not that athiests lack issues i swear to god white dudes who evangelize atheism like its their new religion #have WILDLY missed the point and often suffer the same problem as the aforementioned Christians #wherein the onky thing thats ever given them any kind of pushback is the church so they decide RELIGION is horrible and bad as a whole #which isnt true religion can be a perfectly lovely amazing thing for people but that brand of atheist #doesnt seem to understand that people turned away from the church because of wide spread abuse and discrimination not because #believing in god makes you literally mentally ill like some of these fuckos act like. abelist AND shite to religious folks in one fowl swoop #so you know atheists have problems too but like they arent making laws in their beliefs images across the world so you know #temper the criticism with how influential the group actually is although richard dawkins types DID get a lot of space to spew their idiocy #like dawkims if you think youre SOOOO much smarter than christians how come you have ALL the same misogyny problems?? #youre not that smart and logical if youve decided a whole kind of person is inherently less than you buddy. in fact thats very Christian #of him actually. funny when that happens but again if you dont actually know WHY something is a problem #its very easy to say Thats Bad and then literally do the exact same thing you just condemned because when YOU do it its no longer bad #because its got YOUR flavor of fucked up morality on it now instead of being like hmm maybe Christianity isnt a problem #because it EXISTS but because a lot of people use their religion as a pointed barb to discriminate against huge swaths of people #and often the intolerance becomes a legal issue when Christians and other religious majorities shove through laws based on EXCLUSIVELY their #religions and opinions and that doesnt mean religion should be dismantled it means we ahould tell religious folk who would know what #morality was if it fucked them up the ass to shut up and figure out what morality is outside of rekigion before they start legislating about #it and whatnot. also i wish extreme opinions werent ALL the news focused on exclusively on the political right #can we platform some NORMAL well adjusted christians who are god loving AND not a bunch of wingnuts #who are two steps away from arguing thou shall not kill only applies to people they LIKE because they dont seem to understand #maybe murder is bad when EVERYONE does it not just The Bad People??!?!

[corrodedcoughin]

Hello!!! How're you?? Hope you're well!! I'm currently having Munson family feelings lmao

Please imagine lil pre teen Eddie settling in with Wayne, finding his footing, becoming more open in a way that he wasn't with his father. And he's really getting into his dnd. Has the manuals Wayne got him for his birthday one year. A mini or two. And he wants to get better at DMing, but he can't practice with his group because that would ruin the surprise of it all. So one day, he shyly asks Wayne if he'll practice with him. Fidgeting with the hem of his shirt and shuffling his feet. Isn't 100% sure what Wayne will think just yet

And to his surprise, Wayne says yes. And Eddie just... lights up. Smiles a big megawatt grin and starts talking about how it'll be super fun uncle Wayne you won't regret it!!!

They spend an evening making Wayne a character - a human called Wayne, they're keeping it simple - while they eat Mac n cheese for dinner. Wayne loves how happy it makes Eddie. How carefree.

And on Wayne's next day off, when Eddie doesn't have school, they play together. A mini campaign, just for the two of them. Eddie practices his skills, gets to play dnd, and hang out with his uncle all in one go. It's kind of everything to them. It's a lighthearted adventure where Wayne goes on a quest to get the perfect bait so he can go fishing and catch his dream fish. Eddie tells him what dice to roll, helps him fight a goblin and a bear, and puts on all sorts of voices for the characters Wayne meets. Eddie gets so wrapped up in it all, so excited. But when it ends he's all nerves - bitten lips and wringing his hands.

Did Wayne like it?? Did he have fun?? Was Eddie good??

And Wayne honestly says it wasn't quite his thing but he had a lot of fun. Eddie is a damn fine storyteller, has a real knack for the dramatics. He'll impress his friends, for sure.

And idk!!! I love Eddie and Wayne exploring their dynamic and figuring out where they stand with each other those first few years. It would have been a bumpy ride but they love each other!!!

Wayne getting in from grocery shopping on a Saturday, he likes to go really early so he can avoid Sally Knowles town gossip extraordinaire who Kees letting Wayne know ‘people are gonna talk if you don’t give that nephew of yours a Mothering presence in his life’ Wayne’s heard enough of it. So while it means he has to get up early, he’ll do it to escape the song and dance of busy bodies.

He’s making his way up the trailer steps, bags of groceries in hand (he’s a one trip kind of man and won’t be changed) when he hears a voice behind the door. The muffled and rushed but excited voice of his nephew barely audible through the rustling of groceries and the clattering of god knows what in the trailer - ‘okay. Okay he’s here. Go time. Show time. Time to shine. Story telling powers on.’

Wayne can see Eddie in his minds eye, turning an invisible switch at his temple. A ritual he started for their very first session. The boy had been nervous then and now, four - games? Chapters? Wayne wasn’t sure - in the nerves were still there but the excitement far outweighed them.

Opening the door, Wayne flicked his eyes over to the couch were Eddie was propped up, books spread out on the coffee table and rudimentary map laid across the table top.

Eddie’s head shot up, ‘I’ll help!’, scrambling to his feet to take some of Wayne’s provisions off of him.

‘You in a rush, son? Normally I’m shouting you through to give me a hand with these?’ Wayne was teasing. Could see that Eddie was conflicted, had Wayne forgotten that he promised to finish the story today? That it was going to find the Pond Of Dreams? Wayne loved the kid but he wanted to have a little fun too.

Setting the bags down and putting the freezer items away, everything else could wait. Not even glancing down at Eddie, Wayne stretched tall and exaggerated ‘think I need a nap after that. Don’t mind me Ed, gonna get some shut eye.’ And the thing is he couldn’t look at Eddie, if he did he’d crumble and it would all be for naught. One glance of Eddie in his home sewn cape and it’s be over.

So he hot footed it to the bathroom, hoping Eddie wouldn’t question the pre-nap detour or the backpack he was taking with him.

He could hear Eddie mumbling, frustration and disappointment evident in his tone. Then the tv going on, cartoons on high volume as he tried to distract himself. Which is when Wayne decided to re-appear, clad in his full fishing gear and rod. Along side a toy lizard he velcroed to his shoulder.

‘Well boy, you ready to go fantasy fishing? Heard there’s a dream pond waiting to be found’ Wayne tipped his fishing hat like a cowboy as Eddie’s eyes grew wide, scanning the outfit. It wasn’t much but Wayne tried to add the little details as he could; the potion belt of healing (an ammo belt he borrowed from somebody at work), the spear character wayne earned in his first battle (a pvc tube Scott Clarke was happy to provide after their last dinner where Wayne recounted Eddie’s tales) and of course -

‘Is that Creedence?!’ Eddie finally speaking up and pointing at the lizard, the decided companion and helper to Wayne in his journey.

‘Sure is kid, think he’s ready to roll. The question is, are you?’ It’s not the easiest thing for Wayne to do, sometimes he feels silly with all the fantasy and character voices that Eddie insists upon but when it makes the boy this happy? This unguarded and free? Who is Wayne to say no? Maybe the sillyness is good for him, good for both of them.

#MOMO WHEN I SAY I PUT A HAND TO MY MOUTH AND GASPED!!! OUT OF SHEER JOY!!!!! #GIGGLING AND SQUEAKING!!!! #MR MUNSON!!!!! #oh I LOVE HIM #SO MUCH #snuck some clarkson in there for the eagle eyed amongst you #AHHHH MUNSON BOYS JUST LEARNING ABOUT EACH KTHER #what if after Steve and Eddie get together steve is round at the trailer #and there’s an ongoing conversation (it’s NOT an argument okay? (it is)) #about Steve playing dnd and Steve’s all ‘wayne will you please tell Eddie not everyone in his life has to play dnd ‘ #and Wayne just has to sit there like ‘well Steve that’d be the pot calling the kettle black’ #and Steve is in SHOCK ‘YOU? he got YOU???’ #and Eddie’s sitting on the couch smug as a pig in shite ‘first ever story stevie’ #AAAAAAA MOMO KISSED AND HUGD AND PRAISE AND ADORATION FOR YOH!!!! #stranger things #eddie munson #wayne munson #THANK YOU THANK YOU MWAH I’ve not got much to offer I just LOVE YOUR WORDS!! #I always do that shouldn’t be a surprise. #do you know how lucky I feel to get your messages???? #UNREAL

[archersartcorner]

Norman’s potential “redemption” arc in my head is just him really deciding to lean into his desires to be a dad and adopting the whole crew LMAO

IDs are in ALT text!

#my art #described #dimension 20 #dimension 20 a starstruck odyssey #a starstruck odyssey #norman takamori #margaret encino #skip takamori #he’s there a lil bit :) #by ‘Skip snitched’ Margaret’s referring to how she burst into tears when Skip simply said ‘you’re important :)’ #since that was their first interaction it was one of the first things Skip showed back to Norman so yeee he knew LMAO this is still genuine- #-dgmw but Norman essentially interpreted that as ‘oh this girl needs to be told she’s important and appreciated more often huh.’ #which is CORRECT. #I jst really like exploring like. an in-therapy Norman cus the man needs it holy shite. but genuinely working on being better with people- #-and the crew being most affected by that and how they’re affected and what not. it’s just good fun :) #also big permanent brain scar in Norman fanart my beloved (-> I’m like the only one I know who’s doing this)

[morgana-ren]

More in depth 👏 more nasty 👏 whether for Bailey or Leighton it's your choice. Bring on the nasty. Indulge yourself. No holds barred

I'm going to do an actual nasty thing for Bailey but I'm on doped on medication right now so instead this ended up getting vomited out and it's pure pretentious, flowery shite but I wanted to get something out today, for hells sake. I wanted to save the actual more in depth and more nasty for when I'm even slightly coherent. If you've got any specific ideas for something worth a damn, please let me know. Scenarios and what not. Also for Leighton too.

𝙱𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢 :

You have always belonged to me//Just like your first time//You will always be mine

The heartless caretaker; serpent in the skin of a man that he's shedding because of you. Turning his gaze isn't easy, but it is permanent. If you didn't want this, you should have kept your head down, paid your debts, and obeyed. He can hold a grudge with the same ease as a conversation but it's neither of those things he's interested in right now.

Fingers splayed across your throat and teeth bared, his desk becoming an altar to sin as he commits the only blasphemy he swore he never would. It's not him who kneels before it, but it's his voice that exhales 'Oh God' in an unholy sigh.

You've got a tongue that tastes like iron and blood on your teeth and you're not sure if it's yours or his. His hands threaded through your hair, your claws in thighs, and an entire life's worth of animosity to work through. It gives the term hatefuck a run for its money, and Bailey never forgives a debt.

He's like a Father; he's like a monster. Either way you lean into it, it knots your stomach and makes you sick, but this town has a way of twisting people up in the Kudzu so it's not unexpected that when you were born into the monster's den that you'd end up in his bed.

Save this time, it is the snake who was led astray into temptation. It is your venom pulsing through his veins even as he does his damnedest to ensure you suck it out in equal measure. It's ironic— You radiate purity and it slips through his fingers and under his nails, digging beneath his skin and burrowing in his black little heart. An itch he can't scratch; a stain he can't get out even as it's you who is filthy. You play at Eve but you are pure Lilith, and when you lie beneath him, it is all fight and fury as he devours the innocence he robs from you.

It is his by right. You cannot steal what belongs to you, and you have always belonged to him and what you do not give willingly, he will take.

Coiling tightly, enveloping completely. Hunched over you like a gargoyle with a stone sneer and cold eyes but hands so hot you swear they singe your skin as he burns the shape of his fingers into your flesh. That halo above your head cracks and splinters with every thrust and he could just take it from your head and bind your neck, keeping you tethered beneath him now and forever. You cry his name like a dark, forbidden prayer to an ancient and forgotten God and he is utterly lost in the paradise nestled between your thighs.

White feathers scattered across his floor, but the wings that envelop him bleed black. Bailey hasn't been religious since he was a boy but he has seen the face of God, and she whispers through broken lips that she forgives him even as he defiles an angel. He pumps corruption between your thighs-- the only corruption you've ever truly known and there's something so redeeming about sinning with divinity. Grace he was not gifted willingly but will bask in nonetheless.

When you hold heaven in your hands, it's only natural you'd never want to let go, and when you've gone through Hell, it's only a matter of time before you dance with the devil. His heart beats a Mephisto Waltz and he decides the moment he empties his damnation inside of you that he isn't much keen on letting salvation wiggle free of his grip.

And so he doesn't. He takes his communion in your tears and savors the holy water. He'll clip your wings and tug you down from heaven's grace as many times as it takes. The mark of the Beast is a tattooed serpent and once it is upon you, not even God can save you now.

#morgana and friends #bailey the caretaker #degrees of lewdity #what embarrassing drivel #but my entire life is embarrassing and im far past the point of caring. #i love religious imagery with religions i know nothing about #my character is an angel and spends her time seducing bailey so #i wanna do mcFUCKIN nasty for bailey #i just need a jumping off point #like a “what is he like when he ___” or something #i didnt wanna dump more shite out for Leighton too #i wanna do something actually half decent for them #christ help me

[alex-the-bringer-of-chaos]

So instead of taking a picture of my fit, I decided to record a video. Get spooked by actual face of Alex (probably a mistake to post) and the first take.

#by low tone i meant quiet tone #just said it wrong #that life isn't it #anyway there you have it #spook face #i'm unfortunately real #made of flesh #and white #pleasure to be breaking any of yours image of what i may look like (if you ha any) #gender euphoria #i guess #how the fuck so i tag this shite #video #that's me