#what the fuck is wrong with me !!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikalei]

Is it bad that I imagine Lyney to be the type to say "Tada!" in a very sexy voice whenever he makes you cum?

Like imagine him eating you out and as you are shaking from the most amazing, toe-curling orgasm you've just experience. He'll look up to you, a smirk plastered on his face and just say "Tada" while still smirking, before giving you a long and passionate kiss.

#genshin impact x reader #genshin drabbles #genshin fontaine #genshin lyney #genshin smut #genshin impact smut #genshin impact au #genshin impact #lyney x reader #lyney x reader smut #genshin lyney smut #help why am i like this #what the fuck is wrong with me

[invinciblerodent]

do you have any idea how obsessed I am with this fucking line right now

like I can't be the only one who thinks this sounds like it could be a callback, right? Like the words "cuddly Astarion" were said at least once before???????

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #squirrel plays bg3 #why can't i stop posting about this man #what the fuck is wrong with me #like. he's not even the type of character I usually like #i'm still a Gale girlie at heart #this guy just COMPELS me in a way that i legitimately cannot explain to you #(ofc it probably doesn't help that I love my character for this playthrough so uh) #oc: iona raedir #(love this outfit on her too; it's literally just one of the lionheart outfits dyed green)

[deathzy]

Tea lover.

#cells at work #u1146 #my art #shitpost #what the fuck is wrong with me #hataraku saibou

[frogayyyy]

WAIT THERE ARE 100CM IN A METRE

#what the fuck is wrong with me

[wanderinthedeep]

welp

#I was in some kinda mood last night #very impulsive jockstrap purchase #intense horniness/neediness #and then some private time with a lot of toys #that are all collected on a little table now where I left them to dry #(also mighta pulled out a chastity cage for the first time in years) #in conclusion #what the fuck is wrong with me #me

[liorlen]

I’ve gone full deep end turbo naruto mode

(commissions are open!)

#what the FUCK is wrong with me #naruto shippuden #naruto #sasuke uchiha #narusasu #sasunaru #whatever #fan art

[meraki-yao]

This is random as fuck but I'm thinking about Henry's royal surname

So I happen to be a bit of nerd when it comes to British royalty, I literally don't have a reason for that except it's interesting to me

I actually really appreciated changing movie Henry's surname, until I found out they're real royal houses and started wondering about RWRB's history

In the book it was Mountchristen-Windsor, obviously modelled after irl royal family Mountbatten-Windsor, although Mountbatten was derived from the German Battenberg family from the Queen's husband, Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark, which is also an actual place in Germany. As far as I can tell Mountchristen is entirely fictional?

Book Henry mentioned having a Great Uncle who abdicated because he was a Nazi, which is irl Duke of Winsdor, Queen Elizabeth's uncle (although the reason he stated was for love), so I think? That the lineage was the same until at least that generation. But Queen Mary, Henry's grandmother said she's been serving the country for 47 years, and Princess Catherine, Henry's mother is 60 years old in 2020, born in 1960, approximately the same age as Prince Andrew, Queen E's third child. Henry was born in 1997, and Prince William was born in 1982. So the generational year gap changes there: for RWRB there's four generations, while irl there are five generations in 2020.

So a bit of math here, assuming that the Duke of Windsor's abdication is the same as the real world, which is 1936, so the lineage is the same up to 1936. The book takes place in 2020, so Queen Mary ascended to the throne in 1973, 37 years after the Duke of Windsor's abdication, a reasonable amount of years for one monarch's reign. So that monarch is where things went differently. As for how it went differently...yeah I don't fucking know my brain cells ran out.

But Movie Henry's royal family name is Hanover-Stuart, two actual houses of royalty: King James IV&I of M&G belongs to the House of Stuart (so what the fuck Nick another coincidental connection between your characters) with Anne, Queen of Britain being the last reigning monarch of the House of Stuart (after her death her cousin George of Hanover inherited the British Throne); Queen Victoria was the last reigning monarch of the House of Hanover (her children belonged to the house of her husband: the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, which was later renamed Windsor during WWI). In our world, the House of Stuart went extinct in 1807, while the House of Hanover still has living members in Europe, granted no longer in direct relations to the British monarchy

So what I'm wondering if for movie verse, where the history of the British royal family changes for Henry to have this different surname:

For Hanover, it's possible that for the universe, Queen Victoria's children still bore her name of Hanover and didn't change it during the war, so the rest of the lineup to Henry kept Hanover. But I cannot for the life of me imagine where would Stuart come from given that the line broke off there

... yeah I don't know what point I'm trying to make or what conclusion I drew, but I used up an hour going down this rabbit hole. If my dad knew I was doing math for this instead of doing my calculus homework he'd kill me but whatever

Also I bet neither Casey nor Matthew actually thought this deep about such a minor thing this is how bad my rwrb brainrot is if we don't get something soon I'm gonna go stir crazy

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #rwrb movie #nicholas galitzine #henry fox mountchristen windsor #henry hanover stuart fox #firstprince #rwrb thoughts #rwrb rambles #history #british history #what the fuck is wrong with me

[cybertroniannugget]

Who in their right mind would look at Optimus and think "I wanna breed him"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

#optimus prime #valveplug #optimus prime x reader #send help #what the fuck is wrong with me #optimus x reader

[numberonecodwomenfan]

LORD HAVE MERCY

#look im a lesbian but #like #HELLO SAILOR #THE #THE FUCKING MASK THING???? #JEEEESUS CHRIST #get the strap (FOR ME) #what the fuck is wrong with me #anyway #john soap mactavish #soap cod #call of duty #cod #cod mw2

[swiftsturns]

y’all i need chris to call me mama i cant do this anymore 😭😭😭 idk what’s wrong w me but like.. i would do anything for it. literally anything.

#what the fuck is wrong with me #chris sturniolo #sturniolo triplets

[the-yapstarzzz]

Stardust crusaders as dumb shit I've done

Joseph: loudly yelled out 'let's go peg that disappointment' at school (thought peg meant to throw something at someone hard)

Kakyoin: brought a knife to school and managed to convince the teachers that it was not a knife, in fact, it was just a pen that looked like a knife.

Polnereff: was dipping apple slices in a bottle of chocolate milk as a joke, wound up dropping the apple slice in the chocolate milk and had to drink the rest of the chocolate milk with an apple slice stuck in the bottle.

Iggy: ran on all fours across a row of chairs to scare away the creepy guy who was flirting with my freind (it worked!)

Avdol: saw my uncle smoking outside my birthday party, whipped out the 'No smoking' sign I had in my room (I was obsessed with no smoking signs at the time), then handed it to him with the most serious look I could muster on my face.

Jotaro: stole all the teachers staplers and hid them in lockers 420 and 69, (was going to hide some in locker 34 before realising my locker was locker 34.)

#stardust crusaders #noriaki kakyoin #jotaro kujo #mohammad avdol #jean pierre polnareff #joseph joestar #what the fuck is wrong with me

[cloudn9neofficial]

I'm... I'm so silly....

I legitimately cannot breathe.........

#resident evil #resident evil village #re8 lady dimitrescu #karl heisenberg #salvatore moreau #ethan winters #donna re8 #resi evil #what the fuck is wrong with me #why the fuck did i do this #my artwork #animatic

[mitsubinyuri]

erm... what the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴... this seems a little 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂...

#jjba #jojolion #jjba memes #jjba fanart #jobin higashikata #what the fuck is wrong with me #percy sketches

[averyangrypossum]

Did I just hyper-fixate and drew a fan child for a ship I like in hazbin hotel?

Maybe…

#hazbin hotel #what the fuck is wrong with me #its midnight #why did I choose to do this with my time?? #radiostatic #staticradio #oh and that little silly cat thing is a toy lmao #vox made a whole show and book for this kid lol #fankid #fanchild #alastor x vox #vox x alastor #my art #jesse draws stuff #Flowerbroadcast AU #onewaybroadcast

[justletmeramble1701]

Are you guys ever watching something and you get so distracted because the actor is so pretty?

This is such an intense and dramatic moment. The Doctor is about to be shot out of the sky by someone disguised as his companion while on the phone with the imposter. The music is blaring, the tension is rising, and my dumbass audibly exclaims "She’s so pretty!" when it cuts to this shot EVERY TIME I WATCH IT! It is pathetic!

It's like watching a car crash and getting distracted because the tree that the car is about to hit is really pretty.

#jenna coleman #jenna louise coleman #clara oswald #clara oswin oswald #oswin oswald #doctor who #pretty actress #I'm ace #what the fuck is wrong with me #this only happens with Jenna Coleman #like is Johanna Constantine supposed to be an asshole because her face is too distracting #johanna constantine #horney jail? #idk #i was 12 when this aired so maybe that's it? #series 12 #dr who #why am i making this post #this feels out of character but I really want to know if this is normal

[averagetmntfan]

mhm.

(vent under cut)

don’t you love just fucking PUNCHING your own sister and feel guilty as hell because you know you’re actually a terrible person?

yup

love that!!

#<3 #jj rambles #jj vents?? #I hate myself dude 💀 #What the fuck is wrong with me #SHES MY FUCKING YOUNGER SIS TOO???