#what the hell y'all

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

oh snap, it happened.

COELACANTH PARTY

#coelacanth #fuck yeah coelacanths admin #10000 followers! #what the hell y'all

[leche-flandom]

If I had a nickel every time a school or daycare tried to give me the wrong Asian kid at pick up, I'd have a quarter. Which isn't a lot, but it's annoying as fuck that it's happened so many times.

#asian mom #asian american #filipino #filipina #filipino american #parenting #what the hell y'all #we seriously do not all look the same! #one daycare worker mistook me for a pale japanese mom with a bowl cut! i'm morena filipina with long fluffy hair for fuck's sake

[rythyme]

a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.

#also this post is not an exaggeration bc i literally saw this in a post today #it's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #<<< i'm not kidding what the HELL is happening in that show. how are they even still on air what season are they on #macdennis #I think that's the ship name idk. anyway i don't go here but y'all seem a little unhinged and i can't even blame you #theo.txt #100 #500 #1k #2k

[hiding-under-the-willow]

anyways. What

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #hermitcraft #hc s10 #docm77 #joehills #joe hills #juppet #vintagebeef #doc beef and joe just slowly fucking loosing it throughout this interaction is one of my favorite things that's ever happened on hermitcraf #also. watching his fucking gigantic hour glass slowly grow in the background of other peoples videos for the last week #why did he do that to himself so early in the season omg 😭 #it literally is so ridiculously large it is insane. it looks insane next to everything else around it. it takes up the entire skyline #im thinking about keralis. who built his lake facing the shopping district so he could avoid looking at iskall's monolith while fishing #or mumbo and grian joking about making the biggest mega build in the shopping district for their wart shop. good luck with that now lmao #seriously if you haven't already y'all should go watch Wels' last video if only to see that thing grow in the background throughout the vid #wels built an entire castle on accident in that video and i still spent the entire duration going 'DOC WHAT THE HELL' it was so distracting

[breakbeatbun]

#10k notes #ok. clearly y'all don't know what 'reblog the other version' means it does not mean 'screenshot/copy these tags' smfh #also some of you people are pure toxic about something as innocent as learning how a different website works #'omg that's so cringe' 'ew i can't belive new users are doing this' i can. grow up. #i made this post as a fun little joke and i regret it now bc where y'all aren't annoying as hell you're needlessly cruel

[theggning]

Wtf is this "sibling-coded" nonsense I keep seeing? Y'all know that if a man and a woman are close but you don't personally ship it, they can just be friends, right? Even really really good friends? They can love each other? But also be not romantically linked, and also not be "sibling-coded?"

Like there's a whole spectrum in between "fucking" and "siblings." Friends? Partners? Has the word "platonic" lost all meaning?

I mean I personally don't think it's very platonic to get four inches away from each others' lips and touch intimately and make BDSM jokes, but that's also EXTREMELY NOT "sibling-coded."

#i am not going to tag a fandom here because i've seen it in several of mine but #y'all what the hell is going on here #are you okay?? is everything okay?? #does anyone who says this actually have siblings?? #fandom discourse

[actual-changeling]

one single hot take from me before i go rewatch the reunion scene ten times and then go tf to bed.

we have a show full of queer people. every single person we encounter with the exception of the british probably is QUEER. ALL OF THEM. let that fucking sink in for a second.

and the queerness is so multi faceted and well done and reflects the realities of so many people watching it.

so if you sit down after this finale and type a post that in any shape or form calls izzy's death homophobic, "bury your gays", or anything in that direction? i need you to go outside for real. i need you to fucking log off and look at the news. maybe look at some nice queer media statistics from 2014-2016. maybe turn on the fucking tv and scroll through the programs and THEN you can come back and tell me how many queer people you saw. how many shows that are unashamedly about queerness.

yeah that's what i fucking thought you absolute twat.

if you are harassing creators over their writing choices when they are out there risking their careers to create queer media you are a vile person and i want nothing to do with you.

#alex yells at the void #ofmd2 #izzy hands #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 spoilers #good omens #ineffable husbands #yeah it applies to good omens too #i am so fucking tired oh my GOD what kind of braindead takes am i seeing #y'all wouldnt have survived episode 1 of got #or any show that aired before 2020 #character death happens get the fuck over it fucking hell you can be upset but dont go harassing people over it #what the hell is wrong with you

[jetlaggingbehind]

an integral part of any good podcast is 'main character voiced by the creator' and 'side character also voiced by the creator'

#and the rarer variant: podcast completely voiced by the creator aka #malevolent #i love y'all even if I have to pull up the transcript to understand what the hell ur saying🥰 #tma #wolf 359 #hi nay #the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality #the godfrey audio guide #theres def more i can't remember all of them rn #will update when they come to me in a dream #mistholme #w359 #the magnus archives #hfth #juni speaks

[revenantghost]

Hey, older Trigun fans. How the hell have you been functioning all these years. I’ve had this franchise for like three months and my life is in shambles

#Trigun #Trigun Stampede #Tristamp #Trigun Maximum #Trimax #Y'all are so fucking strong what the hell #I say this all absolutely lovingly btw #I love this so so so much #And legit needed something so good in my life #It's been. Amazing. And so much fun #BUT ALSO I'M A WRECK

[radsplain]

"the problem is men, not trans women!"

ok but what is a man? what is it about this group of people that makes them a problem? is it the identity of 'man' that's the problem? and if all men stopped identifying as men would the problem go away?

#self-id is rotting your brains #this also reminds me of the posts i used to see like 'i hate ALL men and YES that includes trans men!!" like lmao #what the hell are y'all even on about #breaking your backs bending over backwards to validate grown ass men as 'women' #and throwing actual women (afabs) into the oppressor class to keep the “logic” consistent. how embarrassing! #gender lunacy #self-id #radsplain.txt

[idk-bruh-20]

Tony, the futurist

Buckle in folks, I've had some thoughts and I'm about to make it ✨everyone's✨ problem.

Been thinking about Tony Stark, the futurist who saw the end of the world.

Tony, who in IM1 escapes kidnapping and torture and says, "I shouldn't be alive. Unless if was for a reason."

who, in The Avengers, has this exchange with Bruce Banner:

Tony: You know, I've got a cluster of shrapnel, trying every second to crawl its way into my heart. This stops it. This little circle of light. It's part of me now, not just armor. It's a… terrible privilege. Bruce: But you can control it. Tony: Because I learned how. Bruce: It's different. Tony: Hey, I've read all about your accident. That much gamma exposure should've killed you. Bruce: So you're saying that the Hulk… the other guy… saved my life? That's nice. It's a nice sentiment. Saved it for what? Tony: I guess we'll find out. Bruce: You might not like that. Tony: You just might.

Right after this, Cap tells Tony, "You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you."

And then Tony flies a nuke into a wormhole, tries to call his girlfriend because he thinks these are his last moments, did not go in there expecting to survive.

Although he survives, he witnesses an alien army so terrifying, so unbeatable, it gives him crippling PTSD nightmares and panic attacks, knowing they are not prepared to defend the earth.

I'm thinking about Tony who, in AOU, gets manipulated by Wanda into witnessing his worst nightmare.

Which, by the way, involves losing all of his newfound friends.

Later, he has this exchange with Nick Fury:

Tony: And I'm the man who killed the Avengers. I saw it. I didn't tell the team, how could I? I saw them all dead, Nick. I felt it. The whole world, too. It's because of me. I wasn't ready. I didn't do all I could. Fury: The Maximoff girl, she's working you, Stark. Playing on your fear. Tony: I wasn't tricked, I was shown. It wasn't a nightmare, it was my legacy. The end of the path I started us on. Fury: You've come up with some pretty impressive inventions, Tony. War isn't one of them. Tony: I watched my friends die. You'd think that'd be as bad as it gets, right? Nope. Wasn't the worst part. Fury: The worst part is that you didn't.

Tony's worst fear is to survive in a world he's failed to save. He has to "do all [he] could" or else the future he's terrified of will happen and it will be his fault.

(Not to put too fine a point on it, but there's a reason why Tony and Peter are so compatible as mentor and mentee.)

Tony's seen what's coming, and he's willing to do whatever it takes.

Here's the thing, though:

Tony doesn't actually want to die.

In AOU, when they're arguing about why he created Ultron, Tony says this to Cap:

"Isn't that the mission? Isn't that the 'why we fight'? So we get to go home?"

He tells Bruce that the reason they should create Ultron is to have "peace in our time."

He tells Pepper that his constant tinkering, his inability to ever, ever rest is because he needs to keep her safe from the oncoming threat.

Tony has a life he wants to protect, people he wants to keep safe. And, unlike the other Avengers, he knows exactly how impossible this will be to achieve.

Tony is the only Avenger who understands how severely outmatched they are. Maybe Thor understands the threat, but he has no ability to imagine losing.

Tony tries to get them to understand:

Tony: Recall that? A hostile alien army came charging through a hole in space. We're standing three hundred feet below it. We're the Avengers. We can bust arms dealers all the live long day, but, that up there? That's… that's the end game. How were you guys planning on beating that? Steve: Together. Tony: We'll lose. Steve: Then we'll do that together, too.

Well, they do lose. And they don't do it together.

And it turns out Tony was right about everything.

He was right that he would survive to face his world that he'd failed to save.

He was right that the Avengers would not be enough.

He was right that Bruce's powers would be worthwhile someday.

And, apparently,

some people think he was right that he was only alive for this reason.

Because, obviously, the only "reason" for someone like Tony Stark to be alive is to eventually sacrifice himself, right?

A character so traumatized can only find peace in death.

Right?

No.

Stop that.

Tony Stark may have been willing to risk his life for his family, but that doesn't mean he wanted that to be his end.

Remember when this happened?

Bruce: Saved it for what? Tony: I guess we'll find out. Bruce: You might not like that. Tony: You just might.

Bruce gets to live long enough to like his ending.

Remember when this happened?

All Tony ever wanted to do was make the world a better place.

And, what about this?

You're telling me that Yinsen didn't value family above all else?

That he thought Tony should die and leave them behind?

No.

Tony Stark is a futurist.

He is the Cassandra of the MCU. He warns the others constantly of the oncoming threat that only he, apparently, can see. (Even Thanos calls him "cursed with knowledge.")

No one believes him. Alone, he tries to prepare for the threat that he has witnessed. He sits with his nightmares and tries to find a way around them, constantly.

He builds a life worth living, finds people worth protecting, just like Yinsen told him to.

To protect the future, he does all he possibly can.

Tony deserved to be part of the future too.

#this is messy as hell but I'm UPSET and I need ALL OF YOU TO BE UPSET WITH ME TOO #say it louder for the people in the back #TONY STARK DESERVED A HAPPY ENDING #FUCK THE RUSSOS #thoughts #tony stark #he just. he knew he was going to die. that whole time! #and he was fine with it but also he was NOT FINE WITH IT. #GOD. #let tony be with his fucking CHILDREN. his FAMILY. #you're saying CAP got to be with his family??? WHAT FAMILY??? peggy already HAD A FAMILY #never going to be over this #peace out y'all I'm going to go stew on this in silence again #just had to cause pain to others and as usual I shall now depart #irondad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #peter parker #ironfam #tony stark deserved a happy ending #avengers #endgame

[lucyshypemaster]

and if I say grady is one of the most powerful characters in kotlc?

#im talking ability wise obv #this shouldn't even be a debate #what grady did in everblaze and nightfall is literally the TIP OF THE ICEBERG. #if grady is a villain and a part of the neverseen then yeah everyone is doomed #bc i don't think most of y'all truly grasp how scary a mesmer is #aka literally controlling people's movements without their consent. that's scary as hell #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #grady ruewen

[snowshinobi]

hear me out: divorce ceremonies. divorce cake and divorce outfits. toasts to the uncouple spoken by the Worst Man and Maid of Dishonor (gender neutral). separate piles of gifts for the freshly parted, stuff like nice sheets and Target giftcards and cookbooks. marriage gets to have all this ritual attached to it and by god divorce deserves some of that action

#this would only work for people who are actually planning to be friends or at least neutral following their separation #but like cmon how fuckin funny and cathartic would this be. i would go to a divorce ceremony. fuck i would throw one #something something humor is what gets you through the dark times #something something humor is the reason why court jesters could speak truth to power #why get torn up about your ex when you can throw one last good time party with them where y'all get the closure you need #surrounded by loved ones who support you on your parting of ways #like isn't that sorta beautiful? and awkward as all hell #im not kidding i really think this could be cool. but yeah both members of the uncouple would have to be down with it #if you get it you get it. if you dont then its fine just get divorced the normal way with minimal fanfare (ideally) #divorce #snowswords #i am once again divorceposting #it will happen again

[respectthepetty]

GMMTV's Part 2 was supposed to be next week.

Six months after the first.

Yet it's acquiring more actors like early 2000s Beanie Babies, LOL Fest is coming up, and it's still shooting series from the first part.

I want to speak to a manager.

#Judge Judy tapping her watch #GMMTV gotta start answering for its crimes #I'm not even being greedy! #I would've been okay with Part 1 #but GMMTV said TWO parts! #They said it! #So where is it?! #Are they rearranging things because Singto's back?! #Were they waiting on the Wabi Sabi deal?! #WHAT ARE THE REASONS GMMTV?! #Y'all can reshoot a series in a day (we are I'm looking at you) but can't schedule the second part of an event that you wanted in two parts #YOU SAID IT NOT ME! #NOW WHERE IS IT?! #I don't know why the news yesterday ruffled me so much #But now I'm hype and angry as hell #we got beef

[notquitebunnie]

Kiss me instead

I usually don't name my artworks but I have a name for this so why not lololololol

Ehe, this is something I thought of while I was smoochin my cat, cause I would smooch any cats whenever possible and Satan is most definitely a cat.

I'll debut the outfits later, I'm not done digitizing them yet....👉👈

#my art #digital art #what in hell is bad #whb #what in “hell” is bad? #fanart #whb satan #whb mc #mini comic #every time I try to observe it more it just....reveal more errors... #I had to go back in and fixed these 3 times... #forgive me if there's another one y'all noticed 😭

[crispycreambacon]

My friend and I had a brief discussion on what the name of the relationship between Ryan and the Professor should be (not romantic. not a shipname. I refuse-), and eventually we decided on Beefbuds (a play on the fact Ryan's called Beef Boy and also alliteration ehe!!!)

BUT. One of my suggestions was Beef Jelly (a combination of Beef Boy and jellybeans), and I thought, "That's gotta be an existing food item" so I looked it up

Lo and behold!

#thanks I hate this! #fun fact: beef jelly (both the search and tag) has more posts than beefbuds. what the hell /lh #anyways gonna tag drawings featuring them as beefbuds from now on #once again: this is not intended to be a romantic shipname #I made an entire 10k fic (which is still being checked hOUGH) as to why romantic beefbuds would never work out. don't test me. #ryan bergara #the professor #puppet history #<- tagging so that y'all will be cursed by this. I love y'all 🫶🏽 #chris p fried what?!