#which I'm gonna tag

[fingolfinwiththesteelchair]

It is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible research transport vessel. Things are progressing as normal (i.e. it's boring) when a SecUnit pings you, lies right to your metaphorical face, and then tries to bribe you with human media to give it a ride. This is as unexpected as it is unprecedented, and the sheer nerve of it is really to be admired. There's no protocol to this, so what should you do?

Now, this is against a bunch of rules, and could be dangerous if you weren't so impressive and incredible, and you're technically an employee (and can probably rewrite the Univeristy charter at will (until someone notices and puts it back)) so those rules are for other entities.

So, what you should do is allow the rogue SecUnit with a broken governor module and a sketchy story aboard. If you check the files it dumps and find zero (0) malware (which is confusing), and it doesn't even try to trash the place or lay in wait to ambush a crew member, then you've got a good candidate!

Next, what you're going to want to do is absolutely nothing. Just watch it patrol your halls until it's time to leave. Continue staring at it while you're undergoing embarkment procedures. Maybe analyze it a little (you've got plenty of processing power to spare) when it finally sits down and starts watching media. Allow it to settle in and get comfortable while you stare at it and get further and further from port.

Now that you two are alone (intimacy is key!) and you've determined that watching media is all the SecUnit is going to do, it's time to make contact! Make sure to open by telling it it's only survived due to dumb luck, and letting it know you could melt its brain into putty. This starter will work to develop conversation naturally and smoothly, just like you've seen the humans do, and it will be smooth sailing from there!

This has been Perihelion's guide to making friends/finding life partners/fuck off Holism I had to work hard for this find your own

#murderbot diaries #murderbot #perihelion #it was not smooth sailing #it took ART about ten minutes to get secunit into a snit so bad it shut down out of spite #but they make it work somehow #tbh despite the rocky start if ART weren’t so ART i don't think the relationship would have lasted #ART is overbearing and kind of a bully and it earned its nickname very well #but i think thats why secunit can get along with it because it comes across as more genuine #mb was distrustful and a little patronizing to miki so while they COULD have been friends if canon hadn't happened it took it until miki #died to realize miki was being genuine about the friendship #whereas with ART MB can be like what we have is weird and I'm not gonna put a label on it #these tags have gotten away from me #anyway can you imagine ART having to explain to Iris and Seth WHY it let SecUnit on?? #like it could have justified it any which way but at the end of the day art was bored and then curious and then intrigued

[math-memes]

#alright tag readers #i'm gonna share some blog lore with you all #most of the memes i posted when i was active i stole from reddit #and my main way to use reddit was the apollo app for ios #which reddit broke with their insane api pricing #so when that happened i was like woah! i can finally touch grass #i did not #but i also did not immediately find any other meme pages #and i'm honestly not that confident to try making memes on my own (although i should probably try) #still #i will continue to pick memes from whatever sources i find AND SOURCE THEM APPROPRIATELY #anyways enjoy your year-end festivities and have a good one <3

[topaz-carbuncle]

my current state

#i cant wait #both bad boy and the new black butler season is out in april #levi ackerman #captain levi #levi aot #shingeki no kyojin #aot #attack on titan #levi bad boy #aot bad boy #will admit- i have no clue what the tag for this upcoming manga is #it does look like im just using it to describe levi- which I'm gonna roll with

[unlikelypandahologram]

Who will win the fight for Optimus Prime's love? His canon girlfriend? His worst enemy who's tried to kill him multiple times?? His best friend??? The guy who screams a lot???? Place your bets now folks!!

(Commission for me by the very talented lextodrawstuff! Also, BONUS LMAO)

#for context: this is based on the fact that these are the top four characters shipped with op on ao3 lol #and optimus/reader is the fifth most popular pairing which is...lmfao #also this is a JOKE made for the laughs PLEASE do not use this to start actual ship discourse. i have nothing against self-inserts or ocs #transformers #maccadams #i'm not gonna tag all the characters so i'll just tag the ships #megop #oplita #optiratch #starop

[sleepinglionhearts]

Oh, it’s gonna be the way you always thought it would be

but it’s gonna be no illusion

Oh, it’s gonna be the way you always dreamt about it

but it’s gonna be really happenin’ to ya

#doodles #fe art tag #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #claude von riegan #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #edelgard von hresvelg #oh yes here we go again it's kai putting characters to kate bush lyrics that barely fit #look look look i've been obsessed with the line the cross and the curve for a long time #and many many months ago was like WAIT HOLD ON A SECOND i'm gonna APPLY THAT TO MY FIRE EMBLEM NONSENSE #and what do you know!! there's three characters perfect for it!!! #so i have actually had this in mind for well over a year and only recently put it to paper #the concept went through many changes #did all the florals and the characters on paper and the filling in the background digitally #i might eventually revisit this perhaps with color or a new rendering to make it look more dramatic #but for now i am just happy to have completed something that has been on my mind for so long #and during a time at which i have been making so little art #anyway please enjoy the art as usual i worked a lot on this one jshdsjdhgs

[a2zillustration]

It was gonna make my backpack all nasty

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[[ All Croissant Adventures (chronological, desktop) ]]

[[ All Croissant Adventures (app) ]]

#my ipad autocorrected nere to nerd which killed me #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #I'm gonna start using act II and III spoilers once I get there #Which should be after 1-2 more comics so heads up! #croissant adventures #cartoon gore #tagging this as gore seems a little much but I'll throw it on there if people yell at me I'm sorry lol #shadowheart #astarion #lae'zel #nere #tav #comics

[utane]

I'm being totally normal about this bot again, don't mind me 👀

#Pharma #robots in clothes #maccadam #transformers #idw Pharma #art tag #I'm gonna return to the normal art schedule soon.... which will be just me drawing 2 robots over and over again #probably gonna make them kiss too

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

It's the 6 month anniversary of this blog! Check out these cool bugs I found.

Part 2 - Part 3

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #hollow knight #mdzs au #way too many characters to tag #'OP why?' Listen... It was either this or a Homestuck crossover. Which is still on the table btw. I've put thought into it. #Speaking of putting thought into things...I have put two full asses of effort into this. So I'm gonna talk about it in the tags. #I mapped all the major sects to hallownest clans and drew *way* more than just the characters shown here #More pertinently not shown are the Nies - Who are beetles! #The mantis clan has a lot of crossover with the Nies given the lore but I Love Mantis Wangji and you cant take him away from me. #wwx was a moth solely for his ties to Baoshen sanren (nearly forgotten sect & nearly forgotten clan) #but (HOLLOW KNIGHT SPOILERS) the ties to her radiance and the infection made for some very fun parallels #YLLZ moth 100% is puppeting husks around #JGS is a pale king expy becuase...you know....lots of children... #it also gives me a great excuse to explain wwx's soul taking mxy's body. #Still have lots and lots to say but I'm already running late! More funny - less specific to a very small population - comics to morrow! #This was more or less a style study and I learned a lot! #Thank you all for an awesome 6 months B*) You guys have pushed my way more out of my shell (pun intented) than I would- #-have ever gone had I just hidden away like I usually do. Thanks for all the support even with silly things like this <3

[mydetheturk]

man. other people have put it better than i will but... the whole situation with vash and knives and the angel arm really is assault.

vash is afraid of knives. full stop. vash is afraid.

knives triggering the angel arm is a violation of vash's bodily autonomy and then using vash to try to destroy juneora rock only compounds vash's trauma. vash already can't remember july, which implies what happened there was worse.

and with the way nightow draws the scene? vash is in pain. he hurts. he's crying, openly sobbing, doesn't want to be doing this -

knives is smiling.

#trigun #trigunbookclub #vash the stampede #millions knives #myde reads trigun #i don't even know how to fucking tag this ok #fifth moon incident #i guess #god #and the whole lead up with knives being 'concerned' about vash! #NOT TO MENTION both the townsfolk & the gung ho guns' reactions! #most of which were fear! #i'm gonna go reread the extras now #maybe i'll feel better

[darlin-djarin]

The Ghost family is great because the parents are in their twenties, the oldest and youngest are in their mid-teens, and the middle child is pushing forty

SCREAMING LMFAOIUHFJHHG this is so true 😭😭 zeb is such an outlier it's hilarious. hera and kanan keep calling them "the kids" meanwhile zeb is literally double their age i'm shitting myself

#star wars #star wars shitpost #star wars rebels #hera syndulla #kanan jarrus #ezra bridger #sabine wren #zeb orrelios #garazeb orrelios #hmmm don't know which tag i'm gonna use for him #extra virgin olive oil

[eveningrainstorm]

he's not joking

#i drew this like three months ago and just never felt like posting it. but here it is i guess #your turn to die #yttd #my art #ranmaru kageyama #sara chidouin #do i need to tag everyone. the others were mostly chosen randomly #and everyone else just got to be vague silhouettes in the background #just realized i accidentally put hayasaka in front of q-taro when in the sketch he was behind him. #which means hayasaka is completely violating the rules of perspective here. but i'm not fixing it that's just how it's gonna be

[sergle]

FOREWARNING FOR GROSS-OUT SKIN CLOSEUP SHIT DON'T YELL AT ME FOR SHOWING YOU has anyone else gotten this really weird phenomenon on youtube. I swear every algorithm on every website is actively and purposely worse now. Where you'll be scrolling through vids after searching for something (I was looking at crochet stuff) and SANDWICHED IN THE MIDDLE OF ACTUAL SEARCH RESULTS... YOU KNOW. LIKE THINGS RELEVANT TO THE KEYWORDS I TYPED

are a couple of completely out of left field SHOCK VALUE VIDS. like to intentionally be alarming. drama vids and things you're enticed to click on bc they're upsetting, and deep deep closeups on zits. what the fuck is going on. Sandwiched between videos about GRANNY SQUARES. crack? is it crack we're smoking????

#are you telling me I can search for crochet patterns and be fed videos of pimple popping and news about anorexic influencers? #THESE ARE NOT ADS!!!! they're just IN THERE. I have ublock I've got all that stuff. these are just completely irrelevant videos #in the search results after I typed like. granny square patterns. or something really basic like that #NASTY shit #and I know it's not the algorithm clocking me bc I can tell when they do that. but I hate hate hate pimple popping videos #so that's not gonna be it. #when mr. algorithm gets me I can smell it. because guess what. nail polish. it's always nail polish. #and I don't watch upsetting shit abt the starvation girl or anything either. and I don't follow drama clickbait channels #WHAT IS THIS. WHERE AM I. #why did they make me look at this!!!! #sergle.txt #you're not allowed to yell at me btw I gave you a warning. which was more than I got. we're in this together now. #i'm not sure what to tag this as bc if i tag it as body horror then ppl will bark at me bc zits are natural. is it natural to get #a camera this close to big irritated holes and boils on your face. lesions. cysts. is that natural. are we friends #do i need to be close enough to smell you. put my eyes directly into the holes in your face

[front-facing-pokemon]

#alright well. these tags are probably gonna be a bit all over the place for a while #because these are getting rough. which you probably know already but #this is me from the future coming back and replacing this one with a better one now that i'm starting to get better at this and have the #motivation to do so. i'm not writing new tags beyond this one but just know the old tags had a fuckload of me complaining in it #alolan rattata

[legovasavouchi]

chillin

#jujutsu kaisen #fushiguro megumi #itadori yuji #kugisaki nobara #jjk #fanart #there thems all the tags #anyways. it's really good #i've only watched the anime so nobody come round with manga spoilers pls thnx #just gonna pretend everything is always good and chipper for this trio #okay? okay #tried to go into the tag but it was like 90% reader insert smut fic which is really funny but not what i was there for #just wanted to see fun fanart or jolks or something. also not all the fics were under a read more #if i'm on the app it takes a min to scroll #so many things fluttering & twitching. #anyways how yall doin #i'm tryna quit my job

[zaacoy]

watah adventacha!!!! !!! :3c

#I can draw people other than Tang surprise surprise #I don't draw non-lmk content enough; I only ever talk about lmk here but I love the crk cookies too they are all so creature #ESPECIALLY sorbet shark!! little guy!!!! #Speaking of which!!! For those who don't know anything about crk all the characters present are associated with water in some way #There are so many characters here I'm gonna be tagging foreva auagahhh #sandy lmk #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #Lmk #cookie run kingdom #crk fanart #sorbet shark cookie #squid ink cookie #princess cookie #knight cookie #mango cookie #sea fairy cookie #captain caviar cookie #black pearl cookie #I could go back through and put the crk tag in for each character #But I'm lazy teehee :3c #Character identifying that literally nobody asked for: #The one on the top right is mango #The two standing on his arm are princess and knight #The one sitting on his shoulder is best cookie sorbet shark #The one holding onto Sandy's other arm is captain caviar #Directly below the last one is black pearl #And the higher up one on the other side of Sandy is sea fairy- below her is squid ink #My little creechurs heeheehoo #Zaacoy art💫

[420pogpills]

nothing could have prepared me for the pure joy in dream's voice after finding out george got his visa.. nor george's shyness towards dream face revealing.. their happiness is everything to me 😭

#georgenotfound #dreamwastaken #dnf #dreamnotfound #HIS CHEEKS ARE SO PINK #i can't remember which post it was but i remember writing a tag #that was like george saying 'why are you looking at me like that' to dream #and he did it i'm dyinggggg #i didn't know we were gonna get to hear dream's reaction to george getting his visa too!!!! #this is everything to me #song is state lines by novo amor #akvile edits