#wizard guards

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

big fan of the various species of Guards in adventure time. they all look exactly the same and theyll hit u with sticks man, watch out

#blaines there points #wizard guard (juv) #well u see i spent all this time calling those guys WIZARD GUARDS. and when i was looking for refs #they are exclusively called POLICE OR COPS. so where did i get Guards. #did i just. decide that. #or do they get called guards at some point. #i dont watch nearly as much fire kingdom episodes as i should. i wish i could say that each of those flameys is a specific guard. #adventure time #digital #banana guards #flame guards #wizard guards #blaine #captain banana guard #those two have names. #oh also #banana guard 16 #he has a name. #some of these guys have wack proportions collapses. my bad for drawing an entire page of muscular prettyboys. #im including the banana guards in this description.

[raintides]

some khadgars (with kalecgos and illidan)

#world of warcraft #khadgar #kalecgos #illidan stormrage #guards!! arrest this... handsome wizard #kalecgos is my baby boy

[skyrimguard]

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a cat paw to the knee.

#Skyrim #guard posting #wizard posting #wiz posting #boop

[recklesshorizons]

welcome to reckless, where we share exactly one (1) braincell

#acnh #animal crossing #the braincell is actually being guarded by the cockroach in wizards tent #we would surely lose it otherwise

[underpaid-guard]

I swear I feel like the only one here with morals.

I feel like I have to take care of half of you like children so you dont massacre an entire village.

#wizard #knightposting #wizardcore #knaveposting #wizard shit #wizard blogging #wizard tumblr #guard posting #wizardblogging #wizardblr

[onlycosmere]

Questioner: Now that Skyward and Reckoners are over, and it seems like Apocalypse Guard is never gonna get written, is there anything you can tell us about the connection between their multiverses?

Brandon Sanderson: I've kinda been playing loose and freaky. Multiverses are annoying, right?

When I wrote Steelheart, I realized, "Ah, multiverses are annoying." And the more I worked on Apocalypse Guard, the more I realized I didn't want to lean into this. And I'm glad I didn't, because as certain media properties have shown us, multiverses are just real hard to juggle and keep any sense of weight or value to the actions of the characters. And so, one of the reasons I didn't want to release Apocalypse Guard is I want to rethink all of that.

I do prefer things like I did in Frugal Wizard, where I'm like, "There are certain stable realities. It's not an infinite number of realities; there's an infinite number of possible realities, but some of them are solid. Some of them are real." So you can find alternate versions of yourself, just not an infinite number of them.

So that's one of the places I was going with that. And Apocalypse Guard did lean into this and start to progress that idea. I think one way you could do a multiverse (kind of have your cake and eat it, too) is just be like, "There's not four billion versions of you. There might be seven." And things like that, that are what we call stable, and "real." Which allows you to kind of play with that idea of multiple versions of yourself without everything going out the window in terms of... You know, you guys have seen Rick and Morty. It doesn't matter if we die or if we mess up the plan. There's another one over there. We can only do this an infinite number of times. So, that was one of the things I was playing with, there.

And then, multiverses are just, like, so overdone. Everything Everywhere All At Once did the best one, and we don't need to even try. But that movie is proof you can still have emotional connection and power in a story that is about alternate versions of yourself. And so it is possible.

So what's the connection? I do kind of have in my head that each of these non-Cosmere properties kind of are on the continuum with this multiverse and are shades of one another, and Apocalypse Guard was gonna kind of be jumping between them. But whether or not we'll get to that, I don't know, because I certainly don't want to have Skyward be ruined by the existence of multiverses.

I like how Skyward turned out; the whole series, I'm really proud of. So that's the question mark in the back of my head.

#cytoverse #defiant #the reckoners #calamity #Apocalypse guard #not technically cosmere #the frugal wizard's handbook for surviving medieval england #ssp2 #cfsbf #brandon sanderson #root

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Commissar Severina Raine by Jake Murray

#Magic the Gathering #MtG #MtG40K #Universes Beyond #Warhammer #40k #Warhammer 40k Commander Decks #Commissar Severina Raine #Sci-Fi #Jake Murray #Imperium #Imperium of Man #Imperial Guard #Astra Militarum #Games Workshop #Wizards of the Coast

[comebackali]

Jedi Quest The Changing of the Guards. We are already starting out STRONG with Obi-wan watching Anakin be annoyed by senate bureaucracy:

(& being impressed with him, noting his growth, saying he’s a MAN now 💕)

vs. Obi-wan watching Siri be annoyed at senate bureaucracy:

Whelp there it is:

#my dude my guy #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #siri tachi #obikin #obi wan x siri #star wars #pt #sw novels #jedi quest #jedi quest the changing of the guard #the changing of the guard #wizard #allie reads jedi quest #otp: more intimate than lovers

[kairospy]

The absolute BRAIN ROT from your “let’s him clean the blood off his knuckles” post 🫡 only I can’t unsee Regulus’ slender fingers scrubbing the blood from James’ hands instead, i don’t know how I got here but ty 🖤

It hasn’t left my head either ngl. It’s becoming a problem

Because, James has likely never been in a fistfight, you know? Sunshine ‘I start fights because it’s fun but I don’t end them’ Potter. And then comes Regulus ‘anger issues’ Black and beats some guy an inch away from permanent brain damage

James is down bad. He’s fucking terrified too but somehow that makes it even hotter? Like Regulus could demolish him if he wanted… He’s not unpacking that at the moment.

And when James cleans his knuckles Regulus is just looking at him with the faintest smirk because he knows the effect it all had on James.

Regulus can even see the blush on James’ cheeks he’s not even trying to hide but Regulus still takes his chin and tilts his head up to see it better

I have a lot of thoughts about this and none of them are pure 🫤

#kairospy answers #anyway. #if James asks regulus to keep a hand around his neck that night no one has to know #Regulus is a bit of a guard dog to me #touch him and you die sort of man #and James? he’s on *board* #scary boyfriend with political power benefits and all #regulus black #marauders #jegulus #james potter #starchaser #sunseeker #regulus x james #regulus black x james potter #dead gay wizards #slytherin skittles #the pantheon

[seventeenwizards]

COTL Characters in a Marching Band pt. 6 (and final?) Kallamar as part of the Color Guard (the people who spin flags and prop weapons alongside the marching band)

#Marching Lamb #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl kallamar #kallamar #cotl fanart #color guard #wizards' creations

[thebisexualwizard]

Got asked out by another wizard and he is nice!?? I DIDNT SEE THIS IN THE PONDERING ORB?? BUT HUZZAH!!

#wizard #wizard posting #wizard memes #wizard shitpost #i am a wizard #wizard tumblr #wizard blogging #wizard things #wizard shit #bi panic #bisexual panic #autistic rizz #holy moly #giggling and twirling my wizard beard #wowzers #tbh I didn't think this would happen #caught me off guard #like im so confused #But also #im so happy

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

they have the ENTIRE guard wrapped around their finger no wonder they are so insufferable

uncle j: hey buddy what’s--

blaine: THROW SPADER IN THE RIVER DO IT DO IT NOW

wizard guard 1: spader? what’d he do? blaine: CUZ HE FUCKING PUSHED ME THATS-- uncle j: language

uncle j: but, blaine, we can’t just throw spader in the river because you’re mad at him--

wizard guard 2: we can’t? uncle j: NO?!

uncle j: DO YOU DO ANYTHING BLAINE TELLS YOU TO??

wizard guard 2: yeah wizard guard 3: pretty much

#j's extent of ability to take care of children is like 'dont let them curse i guess. i think thats bad.' #adventure time #distant lands #traditional #blaine #spader #wizard guards #uncle j #him too. he gets a special tag. i despise him (Affectionate) #did anyone see that video i saw with two kids and one almost knocks the other in the river and in retaliation he goes GUARDS!! GUARDS #that was so blainecore. i wish i could find it again #anyways i love drawing Blaine And Their Friends The Entire Wizard Guard Popuilation but all the guards and blaine are the Same Colors #SIGHS #also sorry. i forgot last time i posted a colored comic. they have piss diamonds. not red ones. smh. im in a really great headspace

[capriclonus]

besides the modern au I'm thinking medieval (ykwim.) au! princess shart and guard lae'zel and tav. commander karlach. queens dame aylin and isobel (love live the moon lesbians)......

Yooooo I love this!!!

QUEENS DAME AYLIN AND ISOBEL!!!

Man do I want to see useless guard Lae'zel pining like fuck over perfect little princess Shadowheart....and Shadowheart would be such a tease about it.

But...............on the other hand, I'm thinking—wait, wait hear me out—Karlach is their personal guard, Lae'zel is the knight commander and goes to hunt a bothersome witch for them AKA Shadowheart(!!!!!) and they fall in love.

BOTH HAVE TOO MUCH POTENTIAL ANON AGAIN WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING TO ME

#ask box #ao3 capriclonus #shadowzel #fuck i want to start writing this right now but WHICH VERSION HELP ME #gale would be the court wizard of course #astarion.......the jester (lol im kidding he'd be the spy of course) #wyll would be captain of the guard

[desertdruidcrafts]

City watch and court mages for today, filling out some common npc niches with variants (and some variants that are changed so much they might as well be originals). More to come next week as well

#d&d minis #paper minis #character portraits #d&d #pathfinder rpg #court mage #wizard #elf #dwarf #human #guard #npc #sharpshooter #fighter #ranger #general #knight

[foxqueen-katarian]

Any scenario in which Essek curls up in Caleb’s lap is great, but doing it before they figure out their feelings is the best.

‘Ah, yes my good friend Caleb Widogast and I will share one chair so that there is enough room for the rest of our friends.’

‘It only makes sense for me to sit here while Caleb and I try to translate this passage, we can both see the pages this way without either of us having to read at an awkward angle.’

‘Caleb is used to being in close quarters with the Nein while he sleeps, if I trance here we will both be more comfortable.’

#Caleb just thinks Drow are large elven cats and is glad Essek feels comfort enough with him to let his guard down #the rest of the Nein can’t believe how stupid wizards are #Caleb Widogast #Essek Thelyss #Shadowgast #critical role

[underpaid-guard]

I have been bitten by a very large wolf. I think it was magic in nature. Don't really know though. Can anyone of a magical persuasion help take a look at it?

#wizard blogging #wizardcore #wizard tumblr #wizard shit #wizard #guard posting #knaveposting #knightposting