#wonder why 😏

[sapphicstruggle]

"reid got propositioned by every prostitute we talked to 😤🙄 but other than that 😒-"

i know something you don't know

#cm #hotchreid #me when i avoid eye contact and am salty because i watched my coworker get hit on but i don't know why i feel jealous #also. really funny because he didn't have to mention that. he just wanted everyone to know that he Does Not Approve tm #wonder why 😏 #he's literally so silly. the silliest #welcome to the void

[elitadream]

Getting ready for a special event~ 😉🕺

#In this case: New Year's Eve! ^o^🎉 #Who else wants to see Luigi and Toadsworth play matchmakers? 😏 #I feel like these two would get along really well honestly 🤭 #Often chatting about Mario and Peach... Subtly trying to move things along at the castle lol #Not to mock our lovebirds but- #they do need all the help they can get xD #I had imagined that Peach would once tell Luigi about her secret wish to attend a fancy party with Mario #And this wouldn't fall on deaf ears ;D 💕 #Cue Mario being dragged into a dressing room and wondering why he's having his measurements taken all of a sudden #Feeling very clueless about it all but confusedly following royal fashion protocol regardless 😂 #He doesn't know it's done with the sole purpose of him matching with the princess for the occasion #Although Toadsworth's statement assuredly gave him a clue; and one can only assume he blushed very noticeably at that! 😆 #Mario #Luigi #Toadsworth #Princess Peach #Mareach (implied) #Mario x Peach #romance #shenanigans #conspiring wingmen #party #Super Mario bros #fanart

[aw-shizz-here-we-go-again]

•|| Seally Cute ||• (Mermay 2024)

Prompt 3: Seally Cute

Featuring: Geno, Goth, and Reaper!

Ship(s): Afterdeath.

Summary: Playtime with the kiddo! <3

Warnings: Blood from a hunt

Credits: Leviathantale and the Mermay Bingo I'm using are both by @skumhuu!

Read tags for notes.

"Dad? Dad??? Daddy!"

Geno woke up to a small, high-pitched voice yelling in his ear. He let out a tired grunt, then rolled over on his side as his tail gently swatted the other person away.

He smiled as he heard them let out a playful squeak, and he was almost immediately bombarded by a small body barreling into him. He yawned, then blinked blearily at the mischievous attacker as he rubbed his eyesockets. "Oh? What's up, my little clamshell?"

The young selkie in front of Geno puffed out their cheeks, flipping their black-and-white seal tail back and forth as they responded. "Mama's out huntin', and 'm boreddd! I wanna do sumthin'! Sumthin' else then jus' sleepin'!"

"You could practice walking, you know." Geno suggested, raising a bonebrow up at the child. He sat up and stretched, slight popping his bones as he did so. "You still haven't even tried taking your seal skin off yet, Goth."

Goth grumbled something under his breath, glowering down at the iceberg they were both on. ". . ."

Geno tilted his head to the side, wrapping his arms around his kid and hugging him close. "What was that? Is there something wrong?"

"...'s scary." Goth muttered quietly, burying his face into his father's chest. "A-an' I did try. Couldn't do it though..."

"Oh, Gothy," Geno squeezed Goth a little tighter in his embrace, wrapping Goth's tail around his own as he kissed the top of Goth's head. "It's alright, we'll figure something else out then."

"Swimmin'?" Goth asked hopefully, gazing up at Geno with big shiny eyelights. There was no mistaking it, the kid really knew what he was doing when he chose to pull the puppy eyes on his dad.

Geno sighed, giving Goth a defeated look. He didn't even attempt to resist, knowing that he would cave quickly anyways. "Okay okay, let's go swimming."

"Yay!" Goth wiggled his way out of Geno's grip, then proceeded to nudge and tug Geno towards the edge of the iceberg where the water was. "C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!"

Geno chuckled, relenting as he playfully shoved Goth into the icy sea before hopping in to join his kid. "Rather eager, aren't we?"

"You never lemme go swimmin' without ya, so duh!" Goth pouted, swishing his tail as he drifted around Geno in a lazy circle. He then sped up, swimming around Geno in faster loops. "C'monnn! Let's play tag or something!"

"Oho, you want to challenge me?" Geno asked in amusement, raising a bonebrow as Goth nodded in response. "Well then, let the games begin..."

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Reaper was returning back home from... doing whatever he was doing while he was out, most likely hunting due to the blood on his teeth, and he surfaced to get a breath of air just in time to see a certain small selkie fling themselves out of the water to do a flip.

What the heck?

Diving back under the water, Reaper sped up towards the main iceberg that he and his family called home. As he approached, he could see the love of his life- ahem, Geno, ahem -and their child swimming around in circles, seemingly sportively goading each other on.

As Reaper watched, Geno suddenly thrashed his tail as he shot up towards the surface of the water, erupting from the sea and doing a double flip before he came crashing back down.

The leviathan let out a small, quiet laugh at the smug look that Geno shot at Goth, and at the pouty look that Goth had returned back at Geno.

Then Reaper had an idea. A smirk crossed his face as he dove down, deeper and deeper below his family. Once he was down deep enough to not be noticed if he shifted, he activated his leviathan form as he circled around in the icy cold depths, staring up at the two selkies above him.

He then silently and slowly swam up behind Geno, his now massive size absolutely dwarfing his mate. He watched as Goth noticed him, and he saw how the child's eyelights grew as big as saucers as his presence registered in Goth's mind.

Reaper held a finger up to his mouth, gesturing for Goth to stay quiet. He drifted ever so slightly closer to Geno, who seemed mildly confused by Goth's reaction since he hadn't realized that Reaper was behind him yet.

"Hello, darling~"

Reaper purred out an amused giggle as Geno yelped in shock, and he backed up a little bit as the selkie whirled around to face him.

"You-! Seriously, Reaper?! Ugh..." Geno groaned and rubbed the bridge of his nosebone in annoyance, glaring at Reaper in half-hearted anger. "I swear, you are so immature."

"Oh, my dearly sweet beloved, I'm so wounded by your insults!" Reaper whined pitifully, shrinking down into his normal form before dramatically leaning against Geno while holding his hand up to his forehead.

Geno grumbled something under his breath and pushed Reaper off, then narrowed his eyesocket at Goth, who had started giggling. He then sighed in exasperation and threw up his hands. "Both of you! Both of you are so immature! But at least Goth has the excuse of actually being a child."

He swam back up to Reaper and poked the leviathan in the chest, swishing his tail in mild irritation. "But you don't have any excuse!"

"B-but... Geno-senpai, it's just my personality!" Reaper blinked innocently at Geno, intertwining his orca tail with Geno's seal tail.

Geno rolled his eyelight and groaned again, pulling his tail away from Reaper and gently swatting Reaper over the head. "Don't even get started with that! Enough is enough."

Reaper sighed in mock defeat, backing away from Geno to give his love some space. "Alright, alright, if you insist."

Geno hesitated, then swam back over to Reaper to give him a soft, brief kiss before letting go again. "Love you, starfish~"

Before Reaper could sputter out a flustered reply, they both suddenly heard snoring coming from behind them. A quick glance revealed that Goth had fallen asleep, and Geno let out an amused snort. "I suppose playing around tuckered him out. We should be getting back to our iceberg anyways."

"I- uh- uhm, yeah! Mhm!" Reaper replied quickly, still blushing from the kiss. He rapidly flicked his tail and scooped Goth up in his arms, carrying the child as he started swimming to the homeberg. "Let's go!"

Geno followed suit, letting himself be half dragged in the current that Reaper's tail made since he was tired.

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.

"You know, you should really wash up. You still have blood all over your teeth." Geno said with a small yawn, tilting Reaper's head with his hands on Reaper's chin so that he could see the orca's face better.

"Aw, what? Too shy to clean it off for me~?" Reaper purred teasingly, then hesitated and averted his gaze in shame almost immediately afterwards. "...Oh, yeah, right-- nevermind. Uh, forget I said that. Sorry."

Geno winced slightly, shivering not from the cold of the iceberg but rather from the reminder. ". . ."

Reaper shrank in on himself a bit, tears suddenly pricking his eyesockets "I'm sorry, okay? I- I really just can't help it... I'm sorry..."

Geno was quiet for a long moment, then he pulled Reaper into a hug. "It'll... it'll be okay. Just... let's not tell Goth, okay? I'd rather not scare him..."

"Okay..." Reaper muttered back, nuzzling into Geno's embrace. By the True Leviathans, he felt awful, but it wouldn't be an easy fix.

After all, it was his nature.

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#i totally didn't forget about mermay right after the first day-- #nope that's totally not the reason why this is written a little later than it should be- #i also totally didn't forget that seals and orcas need to breathe air- 💀 #we don't talk about that #but gee what happy family! #hmmm i wonder what's going on with reaper- 😏 #i sure hope nothing bad happens to them... 🤭 #heheheh bottom reaper- #not canon but i think that was probably obvious enough #mermay #mermay bingo #mermay 2024 #mermay bingo 2024 #leviathantale #skumhuu #reaper sans #geno sans #goth sans #afterdeath #aftertale #reapertale #undertale #undertale aus #undertale au #sans au #utmv #oneshot #drabble

[kindahoping4forever]

📸: Ryan Fleming

#apologies to those praying for the end of my Luke phase 😘 #5sos #5 seconds of summer #luke hemmings #luke #when we were young fest 2023 #ryan fleming 2023 #Instagram #band ig #kh4f post #with content like this it's truly not a phase mom #thoughts and feelings!! #I'll keep them to myself for now bc i am hilariously behind schedule for an appt but i have poor prioritization so here i am! 🤸🏻‍♀️ #🫠👄🫠 #no thoughts only shoulder #no actually that's not true i have like an absurd number of thoughts on this actually #you'll just have to wonder 😏 #or be subject to unfortunate dms from me later if you're one of the unlucky ones lol #Crystal it's 1:25 why are you still typing

[bluerosety-blog]

Doesn't it look like afo is smiling 💀 omg the way this chapter started was beyond sad/shocking! They may have only had two months together but look at him tearing up, he really cares for him! 😭💔 But now I'm so curious about how they transfer ofa, and then the chapter ending!! 😭😭 The spreads were amazing, this fight is epic and but the cliffhangers are giving anxiety lol! 🙃

#my hero academia #bakudeku #I'm going to fancanon them as a couple until otherwise that's why afo is so mad at 2nd 🤭 #Not seriously afo going after all of Kudo's love ones is such a serious grudge to have on someone #bkdk #No wonder he hates Katsuki since he's also taking away his little brother (Izuku) 😏 #shigaraki yoichi #kudo #izuku midoriya #katsuki bakugo #katsuki x izuku #Kudo x Yoichi

[gggoofiestgoober]

them but tiny

#jolymes doujin real #wip #omg they are blushing and holding each other i wonder why 😳🥹🤔😏

[becausethathappens]

remember that? (inspired by this post)

#wonder why this stuck with rhett #😏 #randlore #.mp4 #i needed every frame of this on my blog #so fucking soft #boyfriends #they're so fucking consistent #the way this bit is casually over three decades old

[curdled-blood]

Tumblr has converted me to Toby x Nina x Clockwork I will NOT be held accountable for my following actions 😇

#I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC SM AGXHQHSJKQ #If ur wondering why just Nina's face is pink then you'll just have to wait and see my upcoming Nina design 😫😏 #curdled art #toby rogers #nina the killer #nina hopkins #Toby Rogers x Nina Hopkins #creepypasta fanart #creepypasta #creepypasta ship #AUGH THEYRE SO POOKIE BEAR WAAAA #wait I just realized I must up the scaring on Nina's face FUCK. #ITS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE HALF HER FACE IM GKNNA SOB MY EYES OUT WAAAAA

[sketchnskribbles]

If it's okay to ask

Why is Danny in NYC?

((loving your DP x ROTTMNT au btw))

Hello! And thank you, I don’t mind :D

I’m actually glad you asked:

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TMNT 🐢

#Tmnt #rottmnt #rise of the Tmnt #Danny phantom #phanart #phan comic #Vlad masters #vlad plasmius #the fruitloop #Baron Draxum #rise barry #tmnt barry #Draxum #hmmmm I too wonder why Danny is in NYC #🤔😏 #lol #dp x rottmnt #skribble's art #sketchnskribbles

[masonsystem]

im learning that ajaa was widely hated in japan? ohohoho?

#nice to know that a lack of taste is universal! ahohoho!!! #LMAO no cuz theres a lot of hate from the eng speaking side so ive been wondering abt the japanese reception #all i saw were pretty decent unit sales but obvs unit sales arent indicative of general opinion #but yeah interesting to know that public opinion is about the same globally then #Weak Bitches um i mean everyone is entitled to their own opinion 😇 #but anyways that apparently might be the reason why aa56 tried to undo a lot of what ajaa implemented.... inchrestinggg #but well u know what i think about all of that. well it just reminds me of windwaker which was greatly hated upon release #but is currently revered in present times for its refreshing and daring changes to the franchise 😏 #essentially: the common gamers opinion.... Doth Not Hath Much Value!

[shelli-gator]

Been writing some Donald x Duck content with a fellow train enjoyer, because God I need more of them. And I get to write for Donald and Douglas!

So here, have what I wrote, feeling pretty chuffed with how its going so far. Woe, Scotts be upon thee! 🫴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚂🚂

Context: One by one, a number of engines are suddenly taken ill. Usually the picture of health and hearty endurance, Donald is reluctant to admit anything is wrong, even to himself.

As it would turn out, it's Donald and Douglas who've been called in to pick up the slack. They'd already been on their way back to Tidmouth yard from Vicarstown with a heavy goods train, and it was no fuss (bar Douglas' initial reluctance to add to their load) to collect Edward's train from the siding- a heavy goods train may as well be slow goods, and with ease the Scottish twins had repositioned themselves around it.

Or at least, it should have been easy.

At the front of the now most notably long train, Donald feels something more than the uncomfortable strain on his tender coupling. His breathing feels laboured as he chuffs, and as hard as he tries to notch up to even out the hardness of his puffing, it does nothing for him. And by now, the ache that's been gnawing away at the inside of his smokebox all day has blossomed into something ugly.

The Scottish twin grimaces, screwing his eyes shut, but the only voice he gives to his discomfort is a low, muffled growl behind tightly pressed lips. Keep on keeping on. It's gonna take more than some bad steaming to send him crawling to the Steamworks.

But his weak steam hasn't gone unnoticed, much to his irritation- his brother's words are needly to the No. 9 as he jeers from the back of their train, his tone jovial but decidedly pointed.

"For all yer bluster, yer nae pullin' at all, man! 'We'll pull this wee train nae bother, Dougie'! Och, what muckle nonsense!"

"Ack, away n' wheesht!" Donald shouts back at him with a long suffering roll of his eyes skyward, but he has to suck in a breath soon after, his expression pinched with the effort it had taken to yell at all. And he doesn't like how disconcerting that feels. He's usually quite good at yelling. He has to be to yell over his brother.

For a beat, there's nothing, and he thinks that will be the end of that. Until-

"What?!" Douglas hollers back, confused.

"I said," Donald tries again, taking in a ragged gasp, "Away n' whee-"

But he can't finish. The black goods engine stumbles as it feels like his steam leaves him all at once, and his driving wheels suddenly slip with shrieks and sparks. The train jolts and slows as the leading twin falters, and Douglas yells out in surprise as, just like that, the entirety of the weight is suddenly left to him. He can't shoulder it so suddenly, and he puts his brakes hard on to bring them to a stop, the trucks bouncing back and forth against one another to make them shriek and cackle.

"Donnie?!" He hears Douglas call out, but Donald can't find it in himself to answer, trying to ground himself on the rails. He sucks in small shaky breaths, as if too ashamed to gasp for air, as much as he might need it, and it makes the ache in his smokebox flare so sharply it makes him giddy.

Keep the heid, Donald. He thinks to himself shakily, swallowing, and his blastpipe feels uncomfortably dry as he watches the rails beyond his buffers waver. That's new.

It isn't long at all before he hears the approaching chuffing of his twin, but can't quite bring himself to look up at him as he wills the world to steady itself. And against his backhead he can feel his driver fiddling with his controls, perhaps trying to right whatever it is that's throwing his engine off kilter.

"What was that about then?!" Douglas demands angrily, ready to believe his brother had thrown a wobbly for his teasing. It wouldn't be the first time, so Donald can hardly blame him. He'd have thought the same.

But their eyes meet, and Donald watches his brother's face fall, earthy brown eyes that mirror his own darting over his pale face. And he feels himself tense up in response- he really doesn't want to have to explain himself.

"Donnie? Ye dinnae look so good." Douglas says dubiously, watching the steam leak from him in a wheesh of discontent.

"I'm fine." Donald shoots back stubbornly, hackles raised, but Douglas will not be deterred so easily.

"Oh no, dinnae dae that," his brother admonishes, but there's no sting to his words, "Talk to me, man. Ye'v nae bin yerself all day."

Was he really that transparent? He knew he wasn't well, but had he really fallen so short? Just like that the fire and brimstone leaves the No.9, and he releases steam in defeat, a wheezy sigh sending it dancing in flurries.

"Ack... aye Dougie. I dinnae feel so good. I’m fair puckled..." As if to prove his point he has to draw in another sharp breath before the words are even out his mouth, and he tsks with a frown, growling at himself for his weakness.

"Can ye keep going?"

"Aye." Donald is quick to affirm, and he leaves no room for argument in his tone. He's not about to go to the Steamworks when another wee engine just got sent there, and here they are collecting his train. What a right muckle comedy of errors would that be?

Douglas seems to echo the sentiment, not at all keen to see his brother get shipped off to the works. So he puffs himself up with a laugh, his smile confident, "Dinnae fash yerself then, Donnie. I've got ye, man. I've got puff in me fir the both of us!" He blasts his whistle in a grand display, and Donald is quick to answer with a chuckle, sending out an answering whistle that joins in with Douglas' own. And with that, the other Caledonian engine steams forward to find a point. 

Soon enough he's backing up to double head with his twin, and Donald can't help but think it's a little like it was back then, once upon a time when a Scottish engine had stolen his twin away with him to their new home far away. And with his brother to lean on, they can hide that he's having any steaming trouble at all.

It takes some work and strain to get the train moving again, but Donald isn't completely useless. He puts every ounce of puff he has into supporting his twin's gallant effort, ignoring how tired it makes him, and finally, they're heading for home again. And to anyone watching, it would seem the twins are working in tandem as usual, even if Douglas looks a little pinker in the face for it.

"Dae ye ken what's wrong?" Douglas asks eventually over his strong chuffing, working hard to pick up his brother's slack. But Donald grunts in response, eying the back of his buffers to avoid looking at the scenery as it flies by, wary of it making him feel sicker still.

"Ah dinnae ken, no." 

"Maybe it's something in the water?" Douglas offers, and Donald perks up to arch a brow at him, leaning to the side like his brother might be able to catch a glimpse of his skeptical look, "We passed wee Percy looking proper done in on Gordon's Hill, mind, and now Edward's at the Steamworks, all out of puff."

Donald dares to think he has a point, what are the odds that three engines run into steaming trouble on the same day, "Aye, maybe yer right!" The thought gives him some reprieve- if it's just water, that's a temporary issue, one that he can wait out till the next day. And Donald feels his spirits bolster.

"Och aye, I usually am!" Douglas quips dryly, and Donald rolls his eyes fondly, giving his twin a bump from behind to jostle him.

Despite the hiccup, the pair make good time to Tidmouth, steaming through tunnels and past rolling fields. The sky is just starting to tinge pink and orange as they approach the station, and Donald finds himself leaning in an attempt to see past his brother, not so subtly looking for a familiar shape that so often stops there, green and broad and sturdy, with a long, elegant funnel. He could recognize him anywhere, from his pert bunker to his distinctive waddle as he bustles about on his branch line.

So when Douglas whistles to announce their arrival, Donald joins in with a whistle of his own, with a hope that they'll soon hear a third whistle echo back just for them, proper and, to Donald, endearingly bird-like.

'Ye there, Duckie?'

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And that's all she wrote!

#ttte #thomas and friends #donald and douglas #donald x duck #donald the scottish twin #douglas the scottish twin #the railway series #ttte fanfic #shelli writes #i wish trains were real #what is wrong with the engines i wonder #😏 #and why is douglas fine #but not his twin? #i am cringe but i am free

[babacontainsmultitudes]

hi uuwu

UwU hiiiiiii Cookies!!!

#asks #💜 #Hm suddenly Taylor has appeared in my brain I wonder why that might be 😏

[tae-shimura-is-my-wife]

Sacchan is always insinuating that Tae has something for Gintoki or that she is always planning to do something for please him, but she never does it with Tskki which the audience clearly knows she likes him, it's funny 😆

#gintae #gintae thoughts #sacchan is feeling it #like she NEVER EVER did the same thing with Tskki #i really wonder why 😏 #she never feel jealous of Tskki too #with Tae in other hand... #this isn't an anti post ok 😭

[redstrewn]

Sometimes i wish we could just have a clown route where we could just do everything to piss off the LIs until they kill you

#dying while flipping them off #redstrewn talks #leander is the resident annoying one but how will he handle someone who is vastly more annoying #my love language is being annoying #youd think that would work for ais but im not thinking of a hot bratty attitude im thinking of a clown jester vibe #i wonder how leander will handle poking at his insecurities LOL #those uquiz results are soooo pathetic #i want to poke him #i like the idea of pissing them off bc it means ure getting under their skin #getting on someones nerves can be something that is so intimate #and youll end up either dead or....😏 the little death #reading these tags i just wrote and it makes sense why enemies to lovers is like my favorite trope lmaaooo #if youre bad at making peoples heart beat by flirting then you have a wonderful alternative! #make their blood boil ♡ their heart rate increases just the same #passion is passion. and thats on hatefuck #i am just not good at being sweet but i can give them headaches until they cant stop thinking about me

[chappellrroan]

Yes I'm horny

#it's almost 12 am no wonder why😏🤭 #make it two of us btw #diti catto

[girl-bateman]

Red flag is that whenever I get in the mood for dating its never about the fact that I'm looking for a loving partnership, I just happen to look really hot that day and and think that someone should check me tf out

#i got a haircut and suddenly i have the urge to return to tinder #wonder why huh 😳🤔😏