#wtf mom

[curlyhairedintrovertsworld]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT REPUTATION TV, TAYLOR

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR NEW ALBUM, TAYLOR

WHAT THE FUCK, MOM

#taylor swift #ts #angel speaks #SHOCK #TAYLOR #WTF MOM #grammys #the tortured poets department

[stinkywrinkles]

Roxy's currently being treated for a painful cyst-type thing growing between her front toes; she's back to putting full weight on it and is getting better but doesn't understand why we haven't gone for walkies for a couple of weeks and is muy annoyed about it.

#november 2023 #roxy #grouchface #disgruntled #wtf mom #where's! my! walkies!! #sweetheart we do not need you to start limping again #the neighbors are gonna think i kick you for sport and then drag you around the block #YOU are dragging ME you obstinate beast!! #look at her #plotting how to punish me for not giving in to her demands #(weapon of choice is the surprise spray-sneeze to the face)

[nothing0fnothing]

No because one time I was crying because my mom made so many horrible remarks about my body and my weight and how nobody would ever want to be my friend or want to marry me if I continued to be fat and then she got uncomfortable because I wouldn't stop crying even after she told me to so she followed all that up with "I know it's hard to hear but the truth hurts."

I was eight.

#narcissistic abuse #raised by narcissists #vent post #toxic parents #toxic mom #parental abuse #complex trauma #dysfunctional family #childhood trauma #dysfunctional household #wtf mom #wtf even was that? #oh also #after that happened i became really obsessed with my weight and would tell other adults that i hated my body. #and they would tell my mom they were worried about my mental wellbeing because that level of low self esteem is not normal. #and she would get really emotional and well up and hug me and tell me she loved me and that i am beautiful in front of them. #but then in the car she would tell me that if i cared that much about my weight id be spending less time telling her friends about it #and more time exercising. #i was literally sobbing #i was literally eight.

[leejihoonownsmyheart]

My grandma: she looks cold in that short skirt

My aunt: well I think she looks cute

My mom: she always looks cute… it’s disgusting

#🤠 #wtf mom

[andysorbit]

hmmmm let me show my plus sized daughter, who I know has very poor body image issues, a plus sized model in a catalog and then proceed to talk about how I don't think plus sized women should wear certain things because I personally feel like big people don't look good in just anything

#wow mom i would love it if just ONCE you werent the fuel behind my self loathing #wtf mom #maybe she wouldnt hate me if i was thinner

[dmagedgoods]

Watching Terra X with my mom. Me, jokingly shaking my head about dolphins: So clever but no sense for moral. My mom: This means you like them, right? Me: ????

#wtf mom #wtf #dmagedramblings #seems she *does* listen when I mention characters I like every once in a while #smh

[sparklywatercolors]

So mom said when my partner was in the room that she did say she liked the decorations

As soon as she left the room

My partner and i: THE GASLIGHTING

#personal #WTF mom

[gay-frogs69]

Crying reading my psych text bc why tf do I show all signs of insecure attachment in childhood. I wasn’t a “shy kid” I was just insecure in all my relationships bc I had a mother that didn’t care about me

#psychology #trauma #wtf mom #insecure attachment #developmental psychology #glass child

[lil-panda-pup]

When you're mom hasn't seen you in shorts and a tank top in so long that she forgets you have that many tattoos and starts to yell at you for being in her yard thinking you're a stranger😂

#funny #forgetful #silly #wtf mom #im your child #😂

[friendly-eldritch-goddess]

No context family group chat screenshot

#shitpost #196 #wtf mom

[bonefae17]

you guys my mom hid the scale aksjhsfkudhs.dk wtfff shes catching onto me 

#ana rex #ana bullshit #anathoughts #ed but not sheeran #ed bullshit #tw restrictive ed #tw ana vent #wtf mom

[hammyhamsterson-and-bun]

Kindness was not impressed when he discovered the beech chips were, in fact, not treats

#syrian hamster #hamster #kindness #cute animals #wtf mom

[stinkywrinkles]

Wrinkly girl on her blankets, aghast she hasn't been tucked-in yet

#february 2024 #roxy #couch #blankets #wtf mom #terrible service #zero stars

[cotton-candycurls]

I told mom after skating "omg there's this girl I'm literally in love with who's rollerskating here too. She looked so gorgeous with her afro, button up shirt, and glittery rollerskates". My mom had the gall to say "yeah whatever, you look prettier in your outfit".

Ma'am, I'm not insecure. I'm gay. I don't want her outfit, I want her to rock her outfit while I take her on a date🥲🥲

#queer #wlw #sapphics #lesbian #sapphic #lesbians #lesbian pride #queer pride #wtf mom #I'm not insecure I'm just gay

[ladymegana]

Mom: we watched this show last night that you would have liked

Me: what's it called?

Mom: I don't know

Me: well then what's it about?

Mom: I don't remember

Me: so you think i would like a show that you don't remember the name of and can't remember what it's about?

Mom: it was like...there were layers. And people weren't really people, they were like...warthogs.

#wtf mom #what did they watch #parents

[morallygays]

i've been on vacation with some family friends for the past 3 days and i finished the silmarillion!!!!!

of course that led to me talking nonstop about it which in turn led to my mother telling her friend (who is a dignified silm fan and also happened to be on vacation with us) that i call maedhros bbygirl. so. that happened.

-sage

#i was so fucking embarrassed #he was like #laughing awkwardly #wtf mom #YES HES MY BBYGIRL BUT HES ALSO AN IMMORTAL ELF WHO HAS COMMITED WAR CRIMES #silm #silmarillion #jrr tolkien #tolkien #sage's bullshit