#yall gonna be wild tonight?

[jungk0oksthighs]

our new king is here 🇬🇧

#YALL ARE WILD HOW DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT #IM HOWLING #I’m going clubbing tonight bet I’m gonna try n convince my friends to go to london even tho it’s like 4 hours away HAHA #I’m kidding that’s a joke for legal reasons

[merakidoll]

HAPPY VALENTINE DAY DADDY ! and to you guys too <3 this real self indulgent yall know this my baby

everyone knew that mr.yeager was a big flirt. he exuded sexual tension making ladies, - and men cower under his intense stare. you knew this even before you started dating him. news articles of the model playboy and how everyone was quick to fall to their knees for him, but that still did nothing to stop the desire. you and eren getting together was shocking, you not usually being his normal type but everyone could tell how deep in love he was in. he had you on his arm at any giving moment, flashing you and trying to get you on campaigns he knew he would be doing.

you were his everything. but even in that the man couldn’t contain how just naturally flirty he was. smiling in other women’s faces, while you sat pretty with a necklaces that had his initials around your neck. you burned holes into his large form, shaking you head and downing the glass of champagne storming out. of course the news made headlines, and of course eren followed you. asking what could he have possibly done wrong? and you told him, screaming out how he did it so carelessly that he just had to show the world you were his.

“r-rennieeee f-fuck baby!” you legs shook against his neck. his mouth devouring your pussy, slurping- licking- plunging his pierced tounge into your hole shocking you. the camera shook in your hands shakily capturing everything that was happening. “come’on mama” he slapped your thigh green eyes burning into you. “stop shaking - mmm. and show them that daddies all yours” his words had you crying out. your hole gushing with your orgasm throwing your head back against the expensive pillows and closing his head in. “wait wait waittttuhh” opening your legs and pushing his head away. the camera was now somewhere lying on the bed.

grabbing it himself. he put your legs over his broad shoulders, cock sliding up and down you fat pussy lips before sliding into you smoothly. thick, long cock sliding through your slippery walls slowly until the tip touched one spot in you. “n-no daddyy! toom-muchh” rising the camera to be above you. it got see all over your faces of pleasure. your tits bouncing with each impactful thrust. his cock going in and out, cream patches painting it’s tan - veiny skin driving him wild. “w-whos dick is that princess?”

he bit his lip watching your eyes roll to the back of your head. your pushed as his six pack your orgasm just a the peek. eren only pushed into you deeper. “WHOS?” he now yelled, looking at you through the view or the camera. “y-YOURSSS” you screamed squirting everywhere. your heart beat vastly legs quivering. “that’s right” he spoke lazily. his thrust got fast but slow - he was so close, and by the heavyness in his balls eren knew tonight you were gonna be giving him his child. his stuffed your cunt to the brim. making you hold your legs in the air so no cum could fall out. he made your shaky hands send the video to each women who made you feel insecure your relationship. he ignored the buzzes from his instagram kissing your soft skin while you both drifted off.

#— writings! #eren x black fem!reader #eren x black reader #eren smut #eren x chubby reader #eren yaeger x reader #eren yaeger smut #eren yeager smut #eren yeager x black reader #aot x chubby reader #aot x black reader #aot x reader #aot smut #attack on titan x black reader #attack on titan x chubby reader #attack on titan x reader #attack on titan smut #anime x chubby reader #anime smut #anime x black!reader

[writer-komaru]

Wild One’s Rodeo 𓃗

Warning✧ [explicit] Grinding, no protection, dubcon.

Characters✧ Boothill

Words✧ 1464

Summary✧ As a waitress for one of the most popular bars in penacony, you’ve met your fair share of strange characters. A smug man adorned in exotic furs who tried making a bet with the bartender, a sparkling knight who gave every lady in the bar a rose without even staying for a drink, even an enigmatic woman carrying a purple katana with eyes like a serpent who sat alone at the end of the bar. But never have you met a man like Boothill. A man of steel and whiskey, tying you in hemp like you’re nothing but a naughty cow he’s gonna tame. Give him a rodeo he won’t forget.

“Sorry for the wait, ma’am. Here’s your sundae,” you place a decked out desert in front of an impatient woman who snarls a crude thanks. You’d like to give her a good smack for making you fetch her four other deserts until she is finally satisfied but you had already been scolded two times already. You couldn’t afford to lose another job. Not in this “thriving” economy that had the lower class slaving away while the rich babbled over dozens of mugs of beer or road cars that sped down the busy streets like a comet streaking through the night sky.

You pushed away the unrealistic thoughts and got back to work. “What would ya like, sir?” “How can I help ya, ma’am?” “Would ya like a refill?” The thoughts buzzed and bounced around in your head like a hive of bees; it was beginning to drive ya mad. That was until they suddenly went dead silent.

You placed another tray of expensive alcohol (stuff you’d never dream of buying) onto the faded wooden counter when the doors of the bar flew open, almost splintering into pieces. A shot blasted out into the sky.

“YEEEEHAWW!! How’s all yall fiendin’ tonight?” He hollered out into the crowded bar catching everyone’s attention, including yours. Even though you’ve never seen this man before in your life, the guests erupted into cheers, some even standing up to greet him or share drinks. At Leary it gave you a few seconds to scope him out. He wore a tight, jet-black leather vest and pants, held up by a brown and heavy gold belt. Yet, that wasn’t the main thing that caught your eye. His vest appeared to be cut right above the nipples. But, strangely enough, he didn’t really have any. Instead, his entire upper body from the neck down to his feet and fingertips was entirely plated with titanium, or some similar shiny metal. Could he be some type of robo cowboy?

“Heyyyy little lady, whatcha doin’ on yer own?~” you gasped as he pushed you up against the counter, humming right against your ear with such a deep country accent you felt your legs tremble. He seemed to notice it too, his smirk stretching into a full on smile. “Oh my sweet darlin’, yer gonna fly away like a mayflower in May if ya keep trembling’ like that. Don’t worry babydoll, I got ya~” he chuckled with that rugged, sultry voice as he playfully stroked your hips, as if he was tinkering with some kind of machine, steadfast on fixing your loose legs. But his tinkering only wet your face ablaze.

Who even WAS this man?! You wanted to push him away and scold him but your hips were pinned so hard to the counter you could feel every inch he had. No, you can’t think such dirty thoughts about a guest, no matter how persuasive they were. And damn, was her persuasive.

“What’s with that look, darlin’? Scared I’ll bite?” Lets out a small laugh, “I might be gentle with it if ya say please, mister…~”

“P-please… mister.” you managed out breathlessly

“Awh, aren’t you a cute little lady~ why not we find out what these metal hands’a mine can do to those barrels yer hauling around, huh doll?~” his hands roamed up your body and gave your breasts a firm squeeze. That little move of his snapped you out of your lustful daze to deliver a fiery slap across his cheek.

He takes it like a champ and lets out a light whistle, “wow baby, you sting like hot iron~”

“Y-you can’t just jump on top of a stranger and have your way…” you cross your arms and turn around, peeking back at him to see his reaction. Any other waitress would have called the Bloodhounds of him. But you weren’t just any woman. You were dying for something actually interesting to your monotonous assembly-line ass job and this cowboy might be your ticket to freedom.

“Awwwhhh come on, doll face~ I ain’t mean no harm. When I saw yer curves dressed in that get up I knew I hadta show ya how to properly ride a bull~” he leans forward, taking your hand in his and kissing it with a flirtatious wink. He begins walking back to the door, your hand still in his, “if ya want some hands on learnin’, follow me, pretty thing.”

You immediately ripped off your stained waitress uniform and ran to his side, “Oh Boothill, I’ve been itching for this~”

“Have ya, now?~” he raised an eyebrow in amusement and pulled you into a nearby alleyway, “Well I know just the way to solve a pesky itch~”

“How will-“ before you could even finish your sentence he lifted both of your legs and swung them over his shoulders, your aching pussy pushed flush against his toned metallic abdomen. The hard surface sent electricity zapping through your wet folds; you were not sure if it was your desire or his robotic body sending out small shocks as if to warn you about the power it can showcase.

“Overwhelmed already?~ never been dicked down by a real man, have ya, darling?” He teases, stoking your flames.

“N-no, I have… m-many times…” you bluffed.

“You sure, babydoll? Cuz this cute little pussy down here’s singin’ a different tune and myyyy is it a sweeten’~” he bites his lip as he rubs his hips side to side, the hard as metal rod in his pants grinding against you so good you felt like cumming already and he wasn’t even inside yet.

“P-please….” You begged between gasps.

“Please what, doll?~” he smirked wickedly.

“P-please… p-ple… pl… ease….” You choked out each word, struggling to put them together.

“Two little words and I’ll stretch ya out so good your kitty’ll meow so loud they’ll call animal control,” he gave your chest another teasing squeeze.

“P-please… boothiiiiiilllll….” You cried out.

“That’s a good girl…~” his eyes narrowed with focus as he pushed aside your drenched panties and stroked your folds up and down.

“So sticky and wet… like a rich lil beehive overflowing with thick honey…” he once again rested his head on your shoulder as he aligned himself to your twitching pussy. Without so much as a warning, he rammed right inside, immediately hitting the deepest reaches of your womb, making you release an embarrassingly loud cry and a hot stream of cum all over his shiny abs. “Wowie…~ someone’s really been dying for a proper fucking, huh?” He gripped your hips tight and grunted as he attempted a deeper thrust, “I’ll milk this pretty hole for all its for.”

“Aaaaggh... nnnagggg… s-stop… n-no deep… we… aaACK!~” you choked out moan after moan, almost like you were a pent up teen again. No matter how much you begged, he only went faster and harder, with enough robotic accuracy and consistency you knew you’d be sore for days. It was like he filled each slap of skin with a silent promise to somehow, some way, get you pregnant.

He let out a particularly loud groan in your ear, “oh baby, if ya squeeze me like that… ohhhh doll…~ I just can’t take much more-a this.~ Ya ready? Ready for a real mess?”

“Y-yeah-ahh! Yeeaaaahhhh-Ahhh!” You cried out.

“Darn baby…. Oh… oh fu- f-fudge…. Hold on baby, I’m almost… oh darling, you’re perfect for me!~” with one last growl you feel a large burst of warm cum burst inside of you, dripping out onto the concrete of the secluded alleyway. But instead of giving himself even a moment’s rest, he bites his lip and shoves himself right back in, humping at you like a dog in heat.

“Shi-sugar baby, I just can’t stop breeding this pretty hole… And these massive tits here don’t make it any easier~” he gropes them a bit more before pinching your nipples with a naughty smile.

“A-aaagh!”

“Ohhh~ did someone like that~” he begins fucking you harder and licks your neck, “I didn’t know I had such a foxy lady under me~”

“P-pleasssseeeee boothill…”

“Don’t worry, sweetheart. I’ll get ya to that edge again…. And again and again and again, oh, you’ll have so much fun with me,” he laughed before delivering a cheeky bite to your neck. Your moans began to soften as your vision darkened, which he caught onto almost as fast as he’s drilling into you.

“I’ve got ya, doll… just let the darkness settle in.” He whispers with a soothing groan as he litters a series of bites along your neck and shoulder, each one fading your vision faster until it is purely black. When the morning comes, you’ll definitely get an ear full from your boss. That is…. If you choose to awake from this beautifully sexy daydream.

Hellooo everyone, I’m so terribly sorry it’s been so long. My life’s gotten a whole lot busier and I haven’t had any inspiration to write in a very very long time. BUT!! Even though this ain’t much compared to my usual stuff, I hope it’s still enjoyable to you all. I love yall so much, looking back at all the kind comments and likes warms my heart more than anything. See yall soon! (I’d be down for a part two if yall like 👀)

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr x reader #hsr smut #boothill #boothill x reader #Boothill smut #i’ve returned

[iridescent-petrichor]

now i'm fallin' in faster

Pairing: JJ Maybank x Reader

Warnings: alcohol is consumed but it's pretty vague cause i don't know how to write drunk characters

Words: 3K

A/N: this is very loosely based on disaster by conan gray because I've been playing it on repeat all week thinking of jj so i hope yall like it !!!

It was a late night at the boneyard, where a party was in full swing.

You stood off to the side, rolling your eyes while Kie was in the middle of trying to convince you for the millionth time that JJ was deeply in love with you and that you had to ask him out right that instant. She’d had a few drinks and was a little more persuasive than she usually was.

Still, you continued to brush her off, eyeing the crowd around you while she nursed her drink.

“Y/N, I have known him my whole life. I am one hundred percent certain he’s in love with you!” She said, arms moving so enthusiastically that she almost spilled her beer onto the sand.

“Kie, he really isn’t.” While every part of you wanted to believe he really did like you, there was no way you’d let yourself get your hopes up only to have them crushed in the face of his rejection. “Plus, if I ask him out and he says no? That will destroy the group dynamic! I’ll never be able to show my face around him or any of you, and I refuse to be the reason that the pogues are forced to disband!”

“Except he’s not gonna say no!” Kie leaned closer to you, a wide smile on her face. She nudged you lightly, ignoring the glare you sent her way. “He really likes you, trust me.”

As the words leave her mouth, you look past her and see JJ Maybank himself.

He was leaning against a tree, drink in hand, talking to some touron that was batting her eyelashes at him.

You grimace, forcing yourself to look away just long enough to make disappointed eye contact with Kie.

It’s enough to make her turn, shoulders dropping sadly when she catches sight of him.

“Shit,” She muttered, giving you a pitied look that you tried to ignore.

You brushed it off, shaking your head and plastering on a smile.

“Hey, it’s fine.”

She doesn’t look the slightest bit convinced, so you keep talking.

“I was right at least.” You take a couple of steps away from her, already fishing your keys out of your pocket to flee the party scene.

Before you did, you quickly turned back to your friend, holding the keys up.

“You don’t need a ride home, right?” For emphasis, you dangled the car keys, but Kie shook her head.

“Nah, I got a ride tonight.”

You nod, forcing yourself to keep the smile on your face. Turning, you throw up a hand in a quick wave.

“Later Kie!”

You tried to ignore the feeling of bile in your throat as you trudged through the sand toward where you parked your car. While staying sober had made the night mind-numbingly boring, it gave you the opportunity to make a clean getaway before you had to talk to JJ and get your feelings hurt.

The whole drive home you kept the music on full blast, hoping that if it was loud enough it would keep your darker thoughts from invading your mind.

It only half worked.

Once you were finally home, you collapsed onto your bed with a heavy sigh, staring up at the ceiling while your thoughts went wild with every awkward thing you’d said and done since the party started.

Despite your reluctance, you forced yourself back up, climbing off the bed to peel off the uncomfortable clothes Kie convinced you to wear for the party. You did admit they made you look good, but in the dead of night when you were half awake, it didn’t feel very worth it.

Throwing on some soft pajamas, you curled back up in bed, pulling out your phone.

Like most nights, you found yourself hovering over JJ’s contact.

Usually, you would type out a long message detailing how in love with him you were, and then delete it like nothing ever happened. Now, however, you were eyeing the call button.

You knew he hadn’t gone home yet, and if you were to actually call him you doubt he’d even answer.

God, you just wanted to hear his voice.

The loneliest parts of you took control, and you let your eyes flutter closed for a second.

“Hello?” Your eyes shot open when you heard JJ’s voice on the other line, barely even registering the fact that you’d even pressed the call button.

Scrambling, you put the phone to your ear, cursing yourself internally as you stumbled towards an explanation.

“I’m so sorry,” You started, screwing your eyes shut in embarrassment.

“What’s up?” He asked. You could still hear the party going on around him, and you tried not to think about how he still picked up – and almost immediately, too.

“I’m just drunk,” The lie slips from your lips before you can really think about it. “I shouldn’t have called-”

“Y/N-” He tried to interrupt, but you were already rambling on.

“I just wanted to… um… chat?” You pinched the bridge of your nose, trying to get your brain to start functioning.

JJ didn’t say anything for a while, and you swore you faintly heard John B asking him a question in the distance.

“I’m just, uh, I’m drunk,” You repeated, still unsure why you were lying about that. If you thought any harder you would remember that you told JJ you weren’t drinking tonight when he offered you a solo cup full of beer. “I’m just gonna let you go, I’m sorry for calling-”

“Hey,” He almost sounded frustrated, and the firm tone made you freeze up. “Chill, Y/N.”

You stayed deathly silent, barely remembering to breathe.

“I know you’re not drunk, I saw you ten minutes ago driving home. What’s actually up?” Shit. You didn’t think he actually saw you leaving.

You didn’t know what to say, opening and closing your mouth with no luck.

“You don’t have to lie to me, you know.” JJ continued, his voice much softer now. “Why’d you call, sunshine?”

The nickname pulled something within your heart, and you were sure that if you were drunk, you would’ve told him everything in an instant.

“Just wanted to talk?” It came out almost like a question, and you could hear a car door opening and closing on the other line.

“What’d you wanna talk about?”

And so, the two of you spent the next few hours chatting about anything that came to your mind. JJ had moved into the Twinkie to get away from the noise, and you forced your eyes to stay open despite how exhausted you were, just to talk to him.

“Hey, maybe I’ll drop by tomorrow. I can bring food and we can watch some movies?” He said it in a way that made it sound like he was unsure you’d even say yes. The thought of him coming over alone made your heart beat just a little faster, despite how often it had happened at this point.

It was nights like these that you liked to pretend he could be yours. Deep down, you knew it was a fantasy that was far out of your reach, but with the way his voice was softer than anything, you couldn’t help the giddy smile pulling at your lips.

“That sounds nice.”

JJ chuckled, and you could finally hear him shifting from his spot on the floor of the Twinkie.

He only hung up when John B began piling into the car with Pope and Kie in tow, hurriedly telling you goodbye before you were sitting alone in the silence of your bedroom.

You couldn’t wipe the smile off your face no matter how hard you tried, keeping your phone tucked close to your chest as if it would float away.

You were definitely in too deep.

Slowly, you brought yourself back to reality, the darkness of your room reminding you that JJ was not in fact yours, and if he hadn’t been on the way to the Chateau right now, he’d be bringing home the nearest girl that gave him the time of day.

He wasn’t yours, and you had to get over that.

It was in the middle of your spiraling that your phone buzzed.

It was a text from JJ.

“Is noon tomorrow okay?”

You grinned, remembering he was coming over. He may have all the girls on the island wrapped around his finger, but you were the one he wanted to see outside of the parties and away from all the alcohol.

When another party rolled around, you weren’t surprised to see JJ not far off with a girl who you paled in comparison to.

You were already a little drunk, content in the knowledge that John B was driving you back to the Chateau with the rest of the pogues tonight.

JJ leaned closer to the girl, whispering something in her ear. She giggled, and you couldn’t help but roll your eyes, pushing through the party to get to the keg. You tried to squeeze your eyes shut, shaking your head a couple of times to rid the image from your mind, but it proved persistent. It felt like the image of him leaning over her was burned in your memory now.

Finally, you made it to the keg, and a kid around your age offered to refill your cup for you.

So you did.

Then, you refilled it again. And again. And again.

It wasn’t until Pope was grabbing the drink out of your hand that you really realized how far you had gone.

“Let’s get you home, okay?” John B’s voice made you turn, not even noticing him standing beside Pope until he spoke.

Home, you knew, meant the Chateau. There was no way John B would drive you home to face your parents when you were this plastered.

With a faint nod, you let him guide you to the car. Pope followed, calling out to Kie to let her know they’d be back once they got you situated.

You were silent the whole car ride there, half asleep on Pope’s shoulder.

When you arrived, Pope opened the door for the two of you and walked you inside with John B trailing behind. He tossed you a pair of old sweatpants you left behind forever ago, and one of the guys’ t-shirts that was lying around, turning around while you changed.

Once they made sure you were situated, they left to make their way back to the party.

You sat alone in the guest room and pulled out your phone.

The confession you would type out to JJ became nearly a nightly ritual, so much so that even in your drunken state you were focused on typing out everything you were feeling for him.

You stared down at the essay of a text message, exhaling deeply before going to delete it.

It wasn’t until your finger slipped and you pressed send that you began to panic.

Leaping out of the bed, you gaped at the screen in disbelief, hoping against all odds that it wasn’t real.

“Shit,” You hissed, the panic sobering you up just a bit. “Shit, shit, shit!”

Not only did you officially ruin everything, but you were still drunk and JJ was gonna come back with the group at some point. On nights like these, you usually slept in the guest room with him, since neither of you minded sharing a bed.

Guess that’s out the window, now.

“Fuck!” You threw your phone onto the bed, covering your mouth with your hands.

This can’t be real.

A couple of seconds had barely passed before you were lunging for your phone again. It was like a trainwreck and you couldn’t look away.

You sat there, staring at the phone for what felt like hours, though it couldn’t have been more than a couple of minutes.

Every minute that he didn’t respond, you thought of a new reason that your friendship was over forever.

Suddenly, a knock at the door to the guest room startled you out of your thoughts. You stared at it for a few seconds before hauling yourself out of the bed, swinging the door open a little too fast.

JJ stood before you, holding his phone up with an unreadable expression.

“Can we talk?”

Your heart plummeted to the floor, and you barely managed a nod before he was shoving his way into the room, shutting the door behind him a little too harshly for your comfort.

“So,” He took a careful seat at the edge of the bed, looking up at you. “What was that text about?”

You were definitely still too drunk to have this conversation. Your heart was practically beating out of your chest and your knees were a couple of seconds away from buckling completely.

When you didn’t say anything, JJ quickly stood back up, the intensity of his gaze making you forget to breathe for a moment.

“I’m sorry,” You started, breathless.

He stayed silent, awaiting your explanation. Part of you was waiting too, because how the hell were you gonna get out of this one alive?

“I’m just really drunk,” The look in his eyes made you falter, but you forced yourself to press on. “I was gonna just delete it after I typed it out like I usually do, but I pressed the wrong button-”

“Like you usually do?”

Shit.

“Uh, I mean,” You rubbed the back of your neck, firmly avoiding eye contact. “I- uh, forget I said that?”

JJ shook his head almost imperceptibly.

“Listen just please can we forget this ever happened?” The second you looked into his eyes you regretted it. The look he gave you was almost as heartbroken as you felt.

In your drunken state, you continued talking, not letting him get a word in. Part of you thought that if you kept talking forever he would never get the chance to reject you.

“I just, I had a lot to drink – ask Pope, he’ll tell you. I was just really lonely cause I was… well, alone… and you were the first person I thought of, and-”

“Hey-” He tried to interrupt, but you were still going strong.

“It was just stupid drunk rambling. I mean, I could barely stand, JJ-”

“Stop.” The firmness in his voice made you do as he said.

“I didn’t mean it.” You finished quietly, barely able to get the words out.

“Don’t lie to me,” He sighed, dropping his gaze to the floor. You didn’t think it was possible, but you swore your heart broke even more when he refused to look at you.

It wasn’t until he chuckled lightly that you realized he wasn’t upset. He shook his head, still staring at the floor, the grin on his face widening.

“Do you have any idea how long I’ve been in love with you?” His words made your heart skip a beat, and you stared up at him in awe.

“What?” You couldn’t help but ask, trying to make sure you didn’t imagine it.

“God,” He threw his head back, rolling his eyes playfully. “Don’t make me say it again.”

A smile made its way onto your face, and you risked a step closer to him. The action alone made JJ’s full attention fall back on you.

You could feel your heart beating fast out of your chest with the way he was looking at you. The glint in his eyes was enough to nearly knock you off your feet, and you couldn’t tear your gaze away from his even if you wanted to.

“Hey,” Lightly, he brought a hand up, resting it on your shoulder. “This is your turn to say something.”

Still, you stayed silent, barely registering the words coming out of his mouth. You were sure you were stuck in a dream and one wrong move would make you wake up to a world where you were alone again.

“Please say something.” He repeated, and you managed to snap yourself out of the daze you were in.

“I didn’t think…” You trailed off, not realizing you’d grabbed his hand, mindlessly fiddling with his fingers.

“Didn’t think what, pretty girl?” He was smirking now, fighting every urge not to just kiss you right there.

You brought your focus back to him, taking silent note of how much closer he’d gotten to you.

“I didn’t think you liked me back.”

Ever so gently, he leaned forward, resting his forehead against yours.

“I don’t remember using the word like, sunshine.” His voice was low, near a whisper, but you heard him loud and clear.

“I guess Kie was right then.” You grinned, your hands moving up to rest at his waist. “I should’ve asked you out much sooner.”

“You really should’ve.” He pulled you impossibly closer. “Would’ve saved so much time.”

“I was just scared.” You pulled back just enough to get a better look at him. “I mean, you’re so… you, and I didn’t wanna ruin our friendship because if I asked you out and you said no it would destroy the whole dynamic we have, and then the group would-”

Before you could finish your sentence, JJ’s lips were on yours.

Instinctively, your hands came up, playing with the hair at the nape of his neck. You felt him smile into the kiss before the two of you had to pull away for air.

“God, I can’t believe I can finally kiss you.” He muttered, now cupping your cheek with one hand.

With a light laugh, you buried your neck into his neck, letting yourself fall further into his embrace.

“Me too.”

And in the quiet moment, you forgot about the pogues that were surely piled on the couch down the hall. The only thing you could think of was how JJ’s arms were around you, his thumb gently rubbing up and down at your waist.

You were definitely in too deep.

#jj maybank imagine #jj maybank x reader

[amberlynnmurdock]

YALL... it's been a wild few weeks... i think im gonna write a dex smut fic tonight lmfaoooooo

#for shits and giggles #fic update

[autisticasgore]

holy shit yall tonight was a wild ride

we found a dog at the bar after trying out their pizza and it was a red cloud kelpie. it kept wandering inside the building and the owners kept trying to shoo the dog out. apparently no one at the hotel owned her either so we put a post about it on facebook and no one claimed it either so we texted the ranger and asked him to take care of her for the night

the poor thing was skinny when red cloud kelpies are supposed to be stocky and it also felt really dirty, it was also covered in fleas and obviously distressed by all the itching so i was gonna give her a bath to hopefully at least drown some of the fleas but then the ranger arrived before i could

the worst thing about all of this is that it's only a baby. it's a puppy, and it looks about at least a few months old, maybe about two. and it had a shock collar on it, which i immediately took off. apparently it's supposed to be some kind of barking collar according to the ranger.

anyway, we have a cat and neither of us are ready to deal with another Dog Attack Incident, so we put the cat in the laundry room for the time being while the dog ran about in our house. i don't think the dog had any malicious intent

#pixie.txt #no one has claimed her at all yet #tw animal abuse #tw animal suffering #tw animal cruelty #death to all shock collar users! #i hope she's okay right now :( she was so cute

[luffyvace]

MINA ASHIDO X GN READER

SHES SO PRETTY

AND CUTE

i do gn reader so much but it’s probably fine since it’s inclusive. (i’m gonna do her again with poc/black reader- also imma do more black reader in general ☆)

SHES BEST GIRL

i love her and you do too

she’s an amazing girlfriend

need mental support?

she’s on it! uplifting music, parties and motivation for the win!

need physical support?

she’s got your back in fights

shes got your back (literally) in massages

shes your shoulder to lean on

loves to see you smile and laugh

and blushing too so she teases you

if your just as eccentric as her you two are WILD CARDS

if not—

“come onn! give in to peer pressure!”

won’t give up until she’s convinced you to do whatever she was trying to get you to do at least once

if you’ve got low self esteem she ain’t allowing it

she’ll erase the thought from your brain before you can think it

”what do you mean you weren’t as good as everybody else?! did you see yourself out there?! do you need me to show you the video again?? you did great! you were terrific! a star!”

”i just don’t think so mina..i don’t know, i feel like ___ did way better”

”NO WAY! you are at the top of our class in every aspect and you know it! there’s no way i’m letting you doubt yourself like that so don’t even think about!”

”how can you become a hero thinking like that _____?? heroes are supposed to give people hope! not give up hope themselves!!”

yeah.

it ain’t happening

with how pushy she is, your bound to have a few more positive thoughts

”fine!! you don’t think your strong enough? let’s train then!”

she won’t go easy on you either

”i thought you said you weren’t good enough? if you really think so and you want to be, here’s the training!”

loves you to bits and pieces

whatever your going through?

nu uh.

‘WERE going through’

yall are a team and she calls the shots on that one

but anyways :)

mina is a cuddle bug and will trap you if you don’t give her cuddles often enough

she traps you anyways

sometimes to mess with you

other times because she wants more affection from you

her love languages are ALL

yes. all of the above.

she does anything to make you happy and this is her way of showing it

she really doesn’t expect anything in return either

although she might bribe you

”awww cmon! please? remember that super cool mirko figure that you wanted? that I got you??”

she means well by it i promise

is down to do practically anything with you

she’ll teach you how to dance btw

even if you really don’t want to 😭

gets mad and fake pouts if you genuinely don’t want to learn

shes still coming over for her cuddles tonight tho. 😐

what you thought this was? 🤨

a free for all??

nahh

you gettin this work.

btw-

boy

girl

them

it

xe

xer

YOU COMIN TO THE GIRLS NIGHT.

she needs you there

you just have to be there ok?

ok.

:)

if your intelligent or at least understand the homework your gonna have to remind and help her

if your not and forget as well

🧍‍♀️

“momo we need help with the homewor-“

ngl she unintentionally does pda

its just the fact that she doesn’t pay attention to the people around you

and doesn’t care

she will hold your hand, peck your lips, giving you lots and lots of hugs in public

but she won’t make out with you- that’s for private

if you don’t like any pda

apologies but ya girl is going to keep forgetting

“whoops!”

‘😑’

‘😅’ “IT WAS BY ACCIDENT I SWEAR”

yeaaa..

sure mina

anyway

she’ll want to do self/hair/skin care with you

if you don’t wanna you gotta at least be there while she does

and hopefully sing some songs with her

please?

pretty please?

with a cherry on top?!

why nooooott?? :(

fine! >:(

but if you do..!

WOOP WOOP!!

y’all sing and dance around and do the whole shabang

hyping each other up and all

its so fun

also a really good gift giver

she remembers stuff you say you like wayyyy better than her homework

so she gifts you whenever she sees something she knows you’d like

or wants to see your surprised happy face

she’s just a ball of love

please love her back

she’s not the best at cooking or baking 😭

if you are she won’t stop bugging you to cook/bake

especially bake-

for her and the girls-

lowkey brags about your skills

”seee? i told you ____ can cook really well!”

”____ is amazing! i’d bet on them in a baking competition with sato!”

her room isnt messy she just has a lot of stuff

also she trusts you a lot with her secrets

like you were the first person she told that kirishima had black hair in middle school

she gossips to you as well

even if you don’t wanna hear please listen!

your her partner in crime!

if your really strong and at the top of your class she’ll brag about that too

she doesn’t mean to put anyone down but she’s just so proud of you!

10/10 i recommend as a girlfriend

shes your best friend, lover and soulmate i swear!

stan ashido!!

SHES BEST GIRL!!

SHE’S A OUTSTANDING PARTNER!!

IN MINA WE TRUST!!

hope you enjoyed :)

#anime #anime and manga #mha #my hero academia #mina ashido #mina mha #ashido mina #bnha ashido #mha ashido #x gn reader #x gn y/n #x you #x reader #anime headcanons #anime fans #mha fandom #relationship headcanons #mha headcanons #bnha headcanons #boku no hero academia #my hero academia headcanons #luffyvace

[queen-of-hellfire666]

This is inspired by the “10 seconds to love” song when it was played in Tulsa live. The rest I just let my fingers type

Pairing: Nikki Sixx X reader/the dirt! Nikki Sixx X reader

Warnings: language, mentions fo sex, fluff, alcohol

“You know, this sleazy man has a girlfriend yall!” Vince yells as I put my head down. “Oh fuck.” I whisper. “Good luck.” Doc pats my back.

“She’s right down stage do y’all want her to come on??!” He screams the crowd goes wild. “Y/n! Come on up here!” Nikki is laughing.

I walk up on stage with help of Vince grabbing my hand. My heels hit the stage. “Isn’t she a pretty one? Head on over to Sixx.” He winks.

I laugh walking to him. “Hi. How ya doing pretty baby?” He flirts like we haven’t met before. “Doing pretty good how about yourself stud.” He plays his Bass down low.

“Sixx! I want your girlfriend to tell you the word and this crowd wants you to get nice and sleazy tonight!!” He yells. Vince hands me the mic. I smirk. “Get sick for me boy.” He salutes me grabbing jack daniels.

Sixx takes a drink and kisses me letting the warm drink move around our mouths. I moan softly at the feeling of Nikki biting my lip and releasing letting me have the drink.

I smile as he pulls away and I swallow. He gives me the bottle. “Tommy looks thirsty does he deserve some??” Vince asks. “Down that Tommy!!” They scream one girl flashing her boobs. I laugh softly.

“Now Sixx’s girlfriend likes it down and sleazy! Let’s see how good she is at downing a bottle of jack!!”

I smile bowing as I take the Jack bottle before throwing it back chugging. I nearly choke but Nikki grabs the bottle from me gently.

He finishes off the bottle for me and kisses me softly. “I love you pretty girl.” He smiles as I hold onto him. I kiss him one last time for good luck.

“You got a show to finish then all this ass is for you.” I wink before waving to the crowd and walking off stage. “Bye future Mrs. Sixx!” I hear Vince call after me causing me to laugh.

“We all know Nikki is gonna get fucked after this!” Tommy laughs over the headset. I can feel the embarrassment pour over me.

-

I smile walking to the after party room. “Hey boys.” I hold up food. “Baby!” Nikki pulls me into his lap. I laugh putting the food and drinks on the table. “Thank you.”

“Hi precious.“ I pepper his face with kisses. “I missed you.” He whispers taking a fry from the box.

“Let me eat and I’ll give you what you want okay?” He lays his head on me. “I want to just hold you tonight baby. I know it might be drugs and Booze but I wanna hold you and kiss you all night long. Love making not something that’s a quick fuck”

I smile softly. “If that’s what you want.” I kiss his nose before leaning back onto his shoulder. “So, man we getting shit-face drunk tonight or what?” Tommy asks. I shake my head. “Go ahead Nik.”

“I’m good T-bone. I’m gonna get some shut eye tonight.” Tommy raises his eyebrow, Vince starting to stare with confusion and Mick? Well Mick knows how Nikki is feeling.

“Have fun Nikki.” Mick smiles before leaning back on the couch. “Cmon baby.” Nikki leads me by my hand holding it softly.

I smile as he lays on the bed motioning for me. I climb to him and he wraps his arms around me. He takes the blanket and puts it on us quickly. “Oh sweetheart.” He whispers. “Today on that stage you looked amazing.”

“I was terrified.” I whisper smiling. “Well that’s okay because I thought you looked really good and you didn’t seem terrified.” I put my head into his neck.

“Look baby girl, me and you. Forever, your not just some groupie that comes into my life and walks out.. it’s us against the world and I’ll be damned if I’ll let anything happen to you.”

I kiss his neck and nip at his collar bone flesh. “I love you Nikki.” He moves around without saying anything and gets up.

“Baby..” I look over at him. He gets on one knee. “Y/n y/m/n y/l/n. I know living the life of a rockstar with me hasn’t been the best but I want you to know that I love you and want you here every step of the way.”

He pulls out a ring my eyes tearing. “You are the best thing that has ever happened to me besides the band. I was fucked up and you took care of me even though I had issues and have drug abuse problems.”

“So will you stand by my side and make me the happiest man in the world and become Mrs. Nikki Sixx?” He starts to cry. “Yes! Yes I will!” I hug him tight and kiss him. “I love you.. I love you so much.” He whispers. “I love you too.”

“I meant every word of that.” I nod. “I know sugar. I will stay by you no matter what..”

#nikki sixx #nikki sixx x reader #marrying #mötley crüe #mötley crüe x reader

[anonymousstoryteller2000]

can you do joseph quinn x fem!reader

you got home late, joseph was in bedroom, waiting for you, but he fell asleep, you gonna take a shower real quick, then put some pj on, as you really wanna cuddle him, joseph a little awake that you came, you peck his lips to hold him closer, he just adore you when you always here for him

(hope you will write it, thanks and have a good day)

I will totally write this

Thank you for requesting ❤️

Home at last ....

Fluff ✨️reader and Joe just being cute with eachother

Main masterlist

Friday

You had decided to go out that night with a couple of your friends for just a casual girl's night out.

Work has been busting your ass off lately, with a non-stop interview talk show and photo shoot. All you wanted to do was to unwind and relax for the weekend, but that really didn't go planned, tho.

baby, are you sure you're okay with me going out tonight, you say, while fixing your dress in the mirror

Love, I don't mind. Just be safe okay he steps forward and gives you a hug from behind and kisses you on the head

I'll be waiting for you okay just go have fun ... I love ya

I will you turned around I love you too Joey you give him a kiss on the lips and walked out of yalls apartment

You really didn't mean to stay out this long but it happened you really didn't even drink or wild out you just had a good time with friends and caugh up on things but you just wanted to get home to joe you missed him. This was actually the first time in a while that you're out by yourself without Joseph around. You all went together everywhere ....

You decide to call it a night and get home before the street lights go off

You got home and took your hills off and just threw them on the sofa you were exhausted and just wanted to go sleep with Joe and be in the warmth in his body.you open the door to your shared room and you could just melt right on sight. Joe was shirt less laying on his stomach under the covers his curls were all messy and you could see his back muscles glowing threw the night sky he looked so comfortable you didn't want to wake him.so you try to sneak pass him to the bathroom that connected to the bedroom.you take off your dress turn on the water and take a shower

After you're done, you wrap your towel around your body and quickly run across the room to change into your silk black pajama set ....

You slowly get into bed, trying not to wake up Joe....

baby, you here ...he askes while hafe and turns around

Yes, I'm here bud go back to sleep, babe, sorry for waking you everything?

no, I wanted to stay up with you he says while moving towards you to lay his head on your chest to cuddle up against you. I missed you, baby. How was everything, love? He asked while mumbling into your chest

Y/n: it was alright, but I just wanted to come home to lay with you, you say while smiling down at him and pushing his hea to give him a kiss on the lips

He hums into the kiss

you were thinking about me or wat ..he ask while smiling up at you

very much was quinn. You're like a virus in my head. You never get out .You all laughed, and I hope it stays like that

Good, he kisses you again on the lips. yall moan into the kiss, not trying to start anything but just simply enjoying yalls touch to touch love for eachother ,yall break the kiss after a while

I love you so much baby he says while making direct eye contact with you ,you can just see the glow of his big brown eyes hit the midnight light from the window behind you

This man is gonna be the death of me you think to yourself

I love you too more than ever you smile down at him, kissing him one more time on the head. Get some sleep baby ill see you in the morning, you say while running your fingers threw his brown curls

g'night love, he mumbles into your chest while you slowly make your way down to his back, rubbing it .

You feel comfortable and tired and ready to sleep you take one more peak at this beautiful man right in front of you and then closing your eyes .

Home at last ✨️

Very simple and short, I hope this is what you were looking for, babe, and I hope you like it

#joseph quinn x reader #joe quinn #joesph quinn #eddie x reader

[growling]

do yall think 10 songs is enough for a ship playlist. do i finally release the makoyomi playlist that's been marinating on private since november last year out to the wild or. wait you know fuck it actually we ball im just gonna. polish it up either tonight or tomorrow and then you will see m. My Vision.....

#there is only one Everything Everything song on there which I think is a tragedy I wish to be known as the guy that slaps EE everywhere :(( #mine #other playlists in the work currently: yuma. rc worshipper x priest. strophaia. vivia (unfortunately. fuck that guy >:(. ye i think thats i #anyway toodles

[demiesworld]

continuation for tojis part from the jjk men sex in office is in my drafts and will be posted tonight shortly. but i wanna let yall know this shit is mad wild, big sad, and you're all probably gonna either hate toji or hate the reader.

#toji smut #toji fushiguro #fushiguro toji #toji x reader #jjk toji #jujutsu kaisen

[iamthunderhearmehowl]

Halsin's Daughter Headcannons PT5: ✨️Names/Personality/Druid Subclass / Theme Songs ✨️

Oh wow. We're on prt 5???? Am I obsessed? Or am I basically making a new DND character to play in my next campaign 🤫🫣

Either way, I want you guys to enjoy this as much as I am.

ANWAYS

So I have 4 names lined up and a poll going on. The poll and all other posts related to Halsin's Daughter can be found here.

And may I just say that ya'll are going to make this hella hard for me bc everytime I look all the names are tied lmao.

The names:

Armelle - Means Bear

Faeryl - I think this one is super cute

Haelra - Similar to Halsin

Khalees - Not gonna lie, I got this one from a name randomizer

I'll make another post in 7 days letting yall know the winner. Could I have easily just flipped a coin and name her? Yeah but that's no fun!

Personality:

I'm still working on this one so bear with me (hahaha i hate myself lmao)

I think she would be really quiet. Hiding in the background, she normally wouldn't speak unless she is spoken to. She tends to keep to herself

Although she is a natural flirt and naturally charming; part of her knows that it's a defense mechanism. She's like this because she HAD TO be. She had to survive her life in the underdark and that meant winning her mother political favors via seducing people. It was survival for her.

She's actually really klutzy. She always knocks something over. IDK man she's like either super unlucky or just a bull in a china shop.

Dead ass would just be walking and minding her own buisness and her shirt would get caught on a door and she would fall backwards and accidently set the place on fire

She's also kind of a day dreamer. Most people would see her and think about how elegant she looks sitting at the tavern table with her legs crossed nicely, thoughfully staring into her cup

In reality - she's thinking about eating chocolate in her wildshape as a wolf. Would she die or would she just have really bad diarrhea????

Her thoughts are literally your google search bar at 3 am.

When she finally gets comfortable around people, she is a gem to be around: She's pretty funny + a mess.

Walking chaos honestly

Favorite phrases: "Why the fuck are you the way that you are?" "For what reason???" "It was an accident I swear" "You have 2 braincells"

She's not as serious as her father; but she did spend most of her time with Mol and Arabella who are both pretty mischevious and witty

Now once she has a mission or job to do it's a whole different story: Home girl goes 0 to 100 real quick

She uses wild shape to her full advantage

If she's getting chased on rooftop she'll just jump off and change into a crow in mid air

She'll also wildshape into a wolf and run at you at full speed only to change her self back right as she stabs you

Druid Subclass:

I'm still looking into this, but I think I would make her either Circle of Dreams or Circle of Wildfire.

I can see circle of dreams because she would be good aligned. And it's easy to see her playing with Pixies in the underdark as a child.

HOWEVER

Circle of Wildfire would make more sense because again this girl is just walking chaos. Like I said in previous posts she sees natures balance as chaos itself. What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly. So Circle of Wildfire would make so much sense for her.

Again I am working on it but let me know what you think ❤️

Theme Songs:

This is honestly just for funsies.

HD's Theme Song: ⤵️⤵️

Dammon + HD:

lol can you tell that I'm a Sleep Token fan? Anways that's all I have for tonight! I'll be back for part 6 as soon as I can!

#bg3 #halsin #bg3 halsin #baulders gate 3 #bg3 headcanons #bg3 half drow #bg3 fanfic idea #bg3 tav #bg3 oc #bg3-headcannons #bg3 fanfiction #Spotify

[the-realest-spot-conlon]

Them Brooklyn Boys Is Big Pt.4

I had no intention of writing this at 12 o clock at night, but my friend is gonna read the series and I left yall on kind of a cliffhanger so I mustered up the last shred of human decency to write this. Love you all, Another reminder that once that clock strikes 12 am, I am not mentally stable, don't hold mentally stable me (if she exists) accountable for whatever I write. <3333

TW: same as the others, violence and maybe language? Idk I write these before I write the actual story so if there's not violence or bad language then sorry?

please don't read on if you haven't read the rest of the series, I will post a post with all the links in one post and pin it so they aren't hard to find because I fully intend this to be a 5-7 part series

I warned you....

Spot was starting to lose hope. It had felt like hours in that concrete room, and he was in more pain than he was letting on. Luckily Davey still wasn't hurt besides the bruises on his head from getting knocked out.

"We're not gonna get out of here," Spot said, slumping against the concrete wall, blood crusted over the side of his face. Spot knew the chances of his wounds getting infected were high, they were in a mold covered basement after all.

"If they don't find us in time, I might not make it-" Spot started, but was abruptly interrupted.

"Spot, stay positive," Davey reassured. Easy for him to say, he wasn't cut open and bruised.

"I'm just saying, if you make it out of here, and I don't, Tell Race he was my last dying thought, and tell Hotshot to take care of the little ones. They need more help selling papes. If he's gonna lead-"

"Spot! We're gonna make it out alive!" Davey shouted.

----------

"Hold up, did you hear that?" race asked as he stopped Jack with his arm. They had been searching the city up and down for three hours. It was fully dark out, and they were losing hope.

"It sounded like-" Jack started, but was cut off by Race running over to the source of the sound. An old, wooden door. "Race, I doubt they could be in there. that door probably hasn't been opened since 1870 something," Jack added. He knew Race was not mentally stable right now. His best friend was probably about to lose it, and there was nothing Jack could do but watch.

Race rammed his shoulder into the door in attempts to open it, but no luck.

He rammed again.

and again.

until finally,

whoosh

Race fell swiftly down three wooden steps, and fell onto concrete.

"Shit," he muttered as he got up to dust himself off. he looked up, and nothing could have prepared him for the sight. The sight of his boyfriend on the brink of death.

did you guys like it? I'll tag part five down below when I write it, which should be tonight. I shouldn't be trusted with my laptop at night bc this shit wild I should probably sleep but even I need to see what happens next. Holy shit send red bull pleaseee <333333

pt. 5 T.B.B.I.B. and I will make a sixth one too just not tonight

#92sies #newsies #racetrack higgins #spot conlon #sprace #davey jacobs #jack kelly #Javey #Send Help #send red bull #someone needs to force me to get a good nights sleep bc it aint gonna happen any time soon

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

Yall can we get some bromance with agustín and Félix, those too would definitely have so many bromantic and may be joking about railing each other moments just saying 😞/j

Ay you know what- we don't fucking see them together that often. Lets GO??? Lets do these guys in their early adulthood, shall we?

Agustín yawned as he wrapped up his homework. He had a late start, but at the very least, it was done now. He put his book away in his bag, and was about to turn off the light in his room, when a sudden knock scared him silly. He looked towards the window, and aure enough, there was Félix. His best friend. He sighed, walking over to the window and opening it.

"Running from another ex, Félix?"

"Oye- what kinda greeting is that? ESPECIALLY your oh so very best friend inviting you to a party!"

"Tonight? Its a school night, Félix."

"So? Tomorrow is never promised. Come on! Get your swim trunks!"

Agustín raised a brow at his grinning friend.

"What-swimming? At NIGHT?"

"Yes, come on! I got a LOT of girls coming, and I swiped my brother Julio's beer. It's gonna be fun, but I can't have fun without my best friend!"

Agustín sighed.

"My parents won't let-"

"You sneak out my guy. Come oooon! We'll be back before you know it! When have I done you wrong?"

"Twenty five times."

Félix opened his mouth, closed it, then opened it again.

"Okay I didn’t expect an actual number. But I know what'll get you to say yes."

"What?"

"I invited Señorita Perfecta Julieta ~"

He had him. Agustín was one of the many boys who had a crush on Julieta, the eldest Madrigal child. The idea of sneaking off with her...in her bathing suit...he sighed, and nodded.

"Deal."

"ESO! Now, get your stuff, lock your door-"

"My door doesn't lock."

"Seriously? Ugh, only child bullshit. Fine, we'll do the faker tactic."

Félix came into his room, stuffed his pillows under the blanket, and after making sure it looked alright, started to crawl back out the window. Augustín grabbed his swim trunks, and accepted Félix's hand in order to climb out the window. Good thing he held on, his accident proned ass almost fell down the tree. Félix shut the window almost all the way, before helping him climb down to safety. He had a few cases of beer plopped into his arms, with Félix carrying twice as much. He gestured for him to follow, and to do so quietly. Not too quietly though, Félix could never be quiet for long.

"This is gonna be GREAT! We gonna see plenty of ladies in their sexy little two pieces, get a little drunk, and I even heard Ortiz stole a pack of his dad's smokes-rock!"

Félix bumped him away from a rock in the ground, and quickly grabbed him when the force almost sent him down. Agustín was clumsy as a child, and it never seemed to improve.

"Lo siento- it's still kinda dark."

"Eh it happens. Do me a favor though, if you fall, land on your back, not on the beer."

He of course meant more than the beers, but Félix always joked about his accident proned ass. He was lucky to have him as a friend despite this. He followed him into the woods, eventually coming to a well lit area. A hot spring, lit up by candles, and the commotion of party goers. After they got dressed, Félix, ever the social butterfly, stood up on a nearby rock, and showed off his prize.

"WHO'S READY TO PARTY?!"

The crowd roared in surprise, and as soon as they set the drinks on a nearby table, everyone went wild. Félix grinned as he saved Agustín from the crowd, arm wrapped around him, and two beers in his other hand.

"You're the life of the party, Félix."

"I try. Now, come on, salut with your bro."

Félix used a nearby rock to pop off the tops, and they both clanked their glasses together.

"Salut, Félix."

The beer was perfectly cold, and it felt incredible going down. Agustín was too young to drink, they ALL were, but thanks to Félix (and even Pepa), he's had a beer or two. Didn't LOVE them, soda definitely tasted better, but who didn't love a cold drink? Félix whistled as a couple of girls walked by, making it obvious he was looking.

"Happy you made it, chamaco?"

"Maybe a little. It's...definitely got a nice view."

Félix snorted, nudging him with his elbow.

"Ah, a breast man, eh? I'm more legs and ass, but to each his own-"

"Félix! Ven y únete a nosotras!~"

"And bring your cute little friend!~"

They both turned to the voice of VERY cute girls, who were flushed from the heat and party atmosphere. Félix finished the bottle in a hot second, before leaping into the pool, much to the delight of those already in it. Félix parted his soaked hair away from his face, to look at his friend.

"Come on! The water is GREAT!"

Augustín damn near choked as he finished his drink, adding his bottle to the ground with Félix's, before leaping towards the pool. His foot caught on a rock, and he faceplanted into the water, with his body landing on the cold hard ground. He heard the crowd exclaim in surprise, and he immediately whipped his head up. Félix looked ready to help him out, but Agustín wasn't having it. He pushed himself up and into the water, hearing cheers that followed as soon as he lifted himself back up. Félix laughed, before motioning to Agustín's face.

"You got a bloody nose, chamaco, head up."

Agustín accepted a napkin from someone outside of the pool, using it to hold against his nose. Worth it. He was about to ask Félix if he cleaned it up properly, before a shadow loomed over them.

"Hola Auggy~"

They both looked up at the voice. Pepa Madrigal. Showing LOTS of legs and chest in her shameless two piece. Now Agustín was more attracted to Julieta, but you put a pair of tits in front a boy, chances are he'll look.

"Uh...hola Pepa. You look nice."

"Gracias. Hola Félix~"

Félix nudged him out of the way, mumbling 'dibs' under his breath. A L O T of people liked Pepa, but no one more than Félix. He looked up at her like a lovesick puppy, with a hunger in his tone more akin to a wolf.

"Well buenas noches Pepa~...damn girl, you a bank? Because you got 'fine' all over you."

She giggled, slowly letting herself be drawn closer to him by her twin tails.

"Idiota...you're lucky you're cute."

"And you're lucky there's people around, mi vida."

Agustín groaned from the pain in his nose. He wasn’t gonna interrupt his buddies flow, but he was threatening to drip into the water.

"Hey, you okay?"

He looked up, and there she was. The most beautiful woman ever to exist. Julieta Madrigal. Hair lovely and curly, eyes soft and inviting, and just a big, sweaty set of...hearts, barely contained by her bra.

"I'm f-mierda!"

That REALLY hurt. He was pretty sure something was broken. He felt something slip into his hand, and immediately put it in his mouth, thinking it was her healing food. It was a towel. A used one.

"Oh my god I'm sorry I thought you just wanted to clean up-here I actually have an arepa for emergencies."

He was about to apologize for assuming, when he watched her pull an arepa. From her bra. He hesitated to bite into it, acknowledging the fact that this was technically touching her boobs, but bit into it when she looked at him oddly. He felt immediate relief as soon as the cheese hit his tongue, and started to wipe his face free of mess.

"Thank you. I needed that."

Oh the smile she gave. She was just so goddamn pretty. Félix looked up at both the girls, still fiddling with one of Pepa's ponytails.

"How'd you girls make it tonight anyway? Doesn't your mami watch you guys like a hawk?"

Pepa shrugged.

"Bruno is faking being sick for us. I THINK he volunteered because he gets to act. And get all of mami's attention."

"How do you fake being sick when your sister makes healing food?"

"Bruno is REALLY good at it. Mama won't know we're gone. Which is great, Julieta needed a break."

Julieta shrugged a bit, pushing some hair behind her ear in just the cutest way possible.

"It...IS nice to be out. Is the water nice?"

Félix spoke for him, clearly playing the wing man. Félix was ALWAYS trying to get them alone together.

"Why not come in and see, Jules?"

He grabbed her hand, and yanked her into the water. She cried out in surprise before she hit the water, and upon coming back up, immediately splashed Félix in retaliation.

"Oye- that was so MEAN Félix!"

"You're just mad because you dunno how to have fun!"

"Don't have fun without me, idiota!"

Pepa jumped in right after, nearly sending Félix down with her. Not that he seemed to particularly mind. Agustín wasn't gonna lie, he was having fun. Bathing in hot water, getting to talk to Julieta (he learned she loved mint, and made it a point to look for the proper cologne later), having shitty beers, and watching everyone just run amok. Julieta tried to ask Félix for another bottle, only to immediately cover the side of her face, cheeks ablaze. Agustín wasn't surprised that Pepa and Fèlix were making out, just that it took this long. Agustín snickered, trying to help her by offering his hand to help block the view.

"Hey, at least she's happy."

"I...suppose. I am too though. Félix said you'd be here, and it's...kinda why I came."

Oh he felt his ears buzzing, he felt his heart pounding as she looked up at him with those big, pretty eyes. He gulped, a bit louder than he meant to.

"You...came here for me?"

"And because Pepa insisted she 'say hi to Félix', but yes. I like talking to you. You're sweet."

There was silence between them, and he decided to pluck up the courage.

"Do you...wanna get out of here?"

"If you could bring me a towel, then yes."

Holy shit. He was walking out of here with Julieta Madrigal? He was dreaming. He caught Félix giving him a thumbs up mid make out as he got out of the water, walking to get her a towel. Then he heard laughter. Eyes were on him, and many pointed. Sure his shorts had rubber ducks on them, but this seemed a bit much.

"Agustín tiene una gamba!"

He looked down at himself, and realized in between it all, his shorts came off. He was naked. His face burned as he tried to cover both his front and the back, and the crowd erupted in laughter. Julieta wasn't looking at him, but Pepa and Fèlix definitely were. No way would someone as socially important as him would wanna be friends with him. He could imagine the shrimp related nicknames, and could picture the bromance break up so clearly. Then Fèlix got out of the water, standing next to him. Agustín yelled/whispered.

"What are you DOING?!"

"Shh, I got a plan."

Félix then just took off his swim wear, holding it up in the air like a damn flag.

"Tira, perras!"

Almost immediately, people started to cheer. Men took of swim trunks, girls took off their tops- it was a MAD HOUSE of nude, drunk idiots. A guy in the back, definitely on the wasted end, wooped as he held up his boxers.

"Fuck yeah Agustín!!!"

There were chants of 'Agustín' over and over, with Félix not only being the loudest voice out there, but the guy who held him still as people DOUSED him in the shittiest, coldest beer. He sat there, body hot from the water but quickly cooling thanks to the drinks. He was basking in the attention, in the adoration, and honestly? He was glad Félix talked him into this.

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"Shhh!!! cállate!"

Félix snickered as his buddy helped him inside. It was WAY late, but who cared? They saw, they drank, Félix made out with the cutest girl in their class- it was a good night. Agustín reached into his closet, handing him a fresh towel. Félix snickered as he ran the towel over his body, drying himself just enough so he could sit on his buddies bed. As he rubbed it over his hair, he looked at his buddy with a smirk on his face.

"That's rude, given the fact that I made you the 'it' guy at the party! They were chanting your NAME, chamaco!"

Agustín looked a little embarrassed, given his red ears, before he chuckled.

"It...was nice. Thanks for the save, by the way. You didn't have to do that."

"What? And let you drown? Never. We've been friends since we were like, six. You aren't getting rid of my ass. Speaking of, guess who kept looking at YOURS, my guy!"

Félix leaned over to smack his little white ass, making him yelp. Agustín still couldn't find his clothes after the party, so they both made it here naked as the day they were born. Agustín huffed, turning to keep his ass away from him.

"Julieta was just in shock. I just think- okay can you put YOUR shorts on? THIS, is very distracting."

"Nope, that's not how my bros work. You gonna see my dick until it stops being weird."

"W-HOW?"

Félix leaned back, legs open, gesturing for him to look.

"We just need this little pow wow- look at it."

"I'm NOT looking at it."

"Dude I've LIVED this. Look at my dick for a minute."

Agustín didn't, and only looked at his face when he snapped his fingers.

"Félix dude come on, it's one thing to occasionally see it in the locker room-"

"Dude trust me. I've done this with all my friends. Just like a minute. Literally I've been staring at yours this whole conversation."

Agustín covered himself in shame, before groaning as he relented. Félix sat back still and let Agustín full on look at his dick. A few seconds into it, Agustín finally spoke.

"I. I kinda see what you see mean."

"SEE!? Now you can see my dick at any point and it's not weird. Especially the dick of the guy who got you Julieta's attention ~"

He nudged his buddy until he got a grin out of him.

"Don't. I know where this is going, dude."

"Come on, who takes care of you?"

"You."

"I'm not hearing you!"

Félix wrapped his arm around Agustín's head, bringing him into the bed with him and giving him a noogie. Agustín laughed, trying in vain to get Félix off of him.

"You, alright!? Come on dude, get off!"

"Aw, come on 'Auggy'! You gonna let me pick on you? Huh? Huh?"

So he was being a bit much. He was drunk, his buddy was drunk, they were happy, you couldn't blame him. He couldn't help bullying his little buddy, just a bit.

"Dude, seriously, you're heavy! And Gordo!"

"Oye-big talk from a guy LITERALLY pinned under me right now."

It was innocent, boys being boys type shit. Until the door opened.

"Agustín, honey? We heard a noise-"

Agustín's parents were right there, and Fèlix felt himself freeze. They were all frozen, until Agustín finally said something.

"Maman, Papa! It's n-not what it looks like!"

Okay, so he was nude, on top of his friend, who was also nude. In his room. In his bed. In the early morning. Looked a LITTLE weird. His mother gulped, looking pale in the face.

"Dear god, please tell me you use protection."

"What? No no no, I don't! I-"

His mom fainted. Full on fainted. Fell like a sack of potatoes onto the floor. Her husband immediately tried to help her up, and Agustín looked at Félix, in PURE panic.

"WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!"

"I'm sorry! Look if I was fucking your tiny ass I WOULD wrap it, I promise!"

"THAT'S NOT H E L P I N G, FÉLIX."

His dad looked up at him, panicking just as hard.

"Félix please, at LEAST put some clothes on!!"

Right. He was still naked as hell. He got off of Agustín, quickly put on his shorts, and tried to help his mom. She came to, only to faint again upon seeing Félix. Well you know what they say.

It's not a real party till someone faints.

#asks #not transformers #encanto #lemon #lemon themes at least #no actual fucking #Félix IS a bro tho totally #ride or die for his buddy #and Agustíns parents are more concerned over him being safe rather than if hes gay lets be clear

[pstelwitchcraft]

Critical Role - C3EP52 (After the break)

We're back with more Sending fails!

F.r.i.d.a looks so cool i love themmm

Also the kids are starting to get strong i love it

Feels like yesterday when imogen had like, 10 hit points

Also this is absolutely the leylines being fucked

Something happened and magic everywhere is going heywire

I'm now convinced the exaltants are being "awakened" to be Predathos' army and it's all gonna go balls to the wall

Imogen has to be this campaign's double agent right? They're absolutely gonna have to fight her at some point and it's gonna wreck me

Now that I think about it does it mean they'll have to fight fearne too??? 😳

i'm getting vibes from imogen and f.r.i.d.a and i don't hate it? 👀

Exandria's Greatest Bake-Off: Pike Trickfoot vs. FCG and their easy-bake oven

Ooooo fearne has pass without a trace now? Thank God

Once again i got sad we won't see marisha, liam and tal tonight 😔 hope we have robbie with them tho, maybe even more people from EXU?? I hope we get to see Opal!

Chetney still struggling 😅

I don't know Dustel but I f*cking hate him 🤬

Chetney backstory finally!

Don't get me wrong I'm very excited but I knew it was gonna be some bullshit 🤣

Travis is NOT here for anything serious this campaign AT ALL

He "kneecaped" someone?????

Aabria somehow has great chemistry with everybody she ever roleplays with it's the Iyengar effect istg

That little talk with chet was so cute

And then... fearne tells deanna he has horrible diarrhea

They keep making it worse 😅

This IS indeed a wild group to meet out of nowhere

"Be nice to us, we're trying our best" 🤣 they're so stupid but I love them sm 💖

This is probably the most vulnerable and reasonable FCG has been all campaign for real

I don't think the real problem here is whether or not the gods are good, it's whether or not the Godeater is good, and even before we worry about that, it's about whether or not its gonna wreck everything and everyone in it's path to the Gods

Imogen herself is most likely gonna die for whatever this whole thing is if they let it happen

Like are we really willing to do all this shit and possibly extinguish all life on Exandria when you could like... not worship the Gods? It's not like they're forced to or smtg

Wait. WAIT. So if Ruidus is wherever (whenever?) the other half of the group is and it's NOT in Exandria anymore there are really only two possibilities for where the others are: back in time or in another realm and both are big problems for us

Matt please let my babies see each other I'm getting sad rn

Oh shiiiiiit this is a big big mess yall 😳

So ruidus is in exandria it just doesn't move?? So the others are actually still in Marquet then

It's the Reilora 😱 this is baaad

Yup, they're already trying to pull her to the dark side. This is gonna be a mess. I'm preemptively so upset for how much this is going to hurt.

I have a feeling this is how they really got to Liliana and all those people. Whatever Predathos is, it has some sort of pull on people that makes them want to give into it, specially the ruidusborn and even more specially the exaltants.

Do not listen to the robot right now

Laudna would be slapping yall in the face for even SUGGESTING IT

Do NOT let Imogen go into the freaking alien godeater hivemind or so help me GOD

See? This is why I get worried when they're separated they're like each other's emotional support pet, two days and Imogen is already considering going into the damn light

This scene with f.r.i.d.a is giving that scene from twilight without the homoerotic undressing

Why, why would he go to chetney alone like that?? He has almost taken half the party once this is BAD!

Tho we know robot boy is a heavy hitter so I guess it could go either way🤷

This is the only place where we can get heartfelt, beautiful monologues about the meaning of death and life and morning toot in the same episode and that's why I love this show

This fight is giving one of those old chihuahuas that keep snapping at your ankles but that has for some reason taken a burning passion rage against your robot vacuum

Also you can't convince me a dog wouldn't absolutely hate this thing

It would just feel like a threat, this weird human that isn't human and it can mimick stuff but also it sounds weird? My dogs would go NUTS

Listen. I'll be a chetney apologist for this one. I'm a wildlife veterinarian and animal behaviorist and idk where dude thought he was gonna get off approaching a wolf like that, or honestly approaching him alone at all

Surprising he survived all this time in wildemont tbh but I'll give him a pass bc it's is D&D

Love that Deanna is so horrified by them when this is not even the full party 😅 like, ma'am we're missing- *checks notes* one tree/cadaver/goo person, a magic rock rainbow sparkle barbarian and a 4ft tall widowed ballerina that is prob covered in monster blood as we speak 😀

Final thoughts:

Overall I loved this one, it was light and fun and everything I needed after all the stress from the last few weeks

I also enjoyed the split party dynamic more than I thought it would and I am hopeful it's gonna lead to some good things in the long run

It's a bold move ngl. One of the quintessential, funnest things about D&D parties is the found family, the unity of it all, it's seeing them spend time with each other and develop different dynamics, games, inside jokes

In any other situation it might alienate party members from each other and make it not feel as cohesive, maybe even jeopardize the forming of a tight bond.

But with Bell's Hells we have such close pairings that this almost feels like it has to be done

Fearne and Orym, FCG and Ashton, Laudna and Imogen are all pairings that came together and rely deeply on each other, to the point where it felt a little stiffening to the other members of the group bc these people very rarely sought deeper companionship and support from anyone other than their initial pairing

Also we can get a closer look at Chetney's backstory and hopefully Ashton's next episode when I'm hoping we'll see how the others are doing

I also was hoping there would be some time fuckery or realm travel and still kind of am, but it's sounding like the other half of the Hells were still in Marquet by the end of 52

If they are still in close proximity to the beam it's going to be a mess and I have no idea what to expect but chaos, specially since they can't call the others and I'm guessing shit is going DOWN over there

If they are indeed in the shadowfell, close to the key that Beau and Caleb tried to take down, I wonder if they could go after that connection and weaken whatever they are doing to Ruidus, hopefully even sever that connection completely.

#critical role #cr spoilers #cr3 #critical role spoilers #bells hells #critical role c3 #clara watches cr3