#yeah and it fukcing rules

[pastelstarmie]

YOU HAVE A TUMBLR?? FUKC YEAH I LOVE CHEAP DIRTY HORSE I've seen you at a few gigs now (billy bootleggers n sumac) and you fuckin rule

Heck yeah we do!! All the CDH girls are on here! We love you too!!! That's awesome, thank you so much for coming to our shows, those were both really fun to play!!!! Hope to see you at a few others and we can hang out soon!! You're so sweet!! Thank you so much!

[sinning-23]

How're They in Bed?

arcane headcannons to quench my thirst :) enjoy hoes

Silco

-He’s pretty good

-8 inches, curves to the left

-very well groomed

-fucks like a god (only from previous experience that minx lol) 

-expect rough yet slow strokes

-he is definitely a switch but preference to top

-i feel hes the type to be more of a dominant lover and want to have control. 

-call him sir, it just does t for him

-has a thing for knives and shibari

-likes to bite or be bitten(he cant explain it that feral mf)

-will consider bottoming but has to lay down very strong, non-negotiable groudn rules 

-very whiny and gasoy when he bottoms

-”O-Oh! Fukc, dont blow- OH!”

-falls asleep about half an hour after. 

-not the best at aftercare but will try his best

-overallscore 9.5/10

Sevika

-of course she knows how ot fuck after how much time she spends at that damn brothel….

-she is skilled with her fingers, tongue, and the strap

-FREAKY ASF

-i mean sevika is downright nasty!

- will spit in your mouth

-Loves pillow princesses she wants to make sure she’s putting in good work. 

-will try her damndest to get you to squirt (shes filthy i tell you)

-”Keep theses fucking legs spread.”

-Knows your clit ant handke anymore but doesnt care. She wants to rip as many orgasms from you as possible

-shes on the cream team

-doesnt shave, doesnt feel the need to since shes usually the one giving that receiving. 

-expects to have that metal arm all over you (and in you)

-her strap is black and has plenty ridges along it

-7 inches

-will have you suck it for her, she loves that shit

-overallscore 8.5/10 

Vander

-stfu coke can cock because i said so….

-long, strong, and here to bring the friction on (pls shoot me lmao mad unnecessary mc hamer lyric)

-Super veiny

-leaks hella

“Can my pretty pet fit all this in their mouth? Yeah? Show me”

-fucks in the mirror

“Look at how pretty you are, watch me fuck into you, feel me stretching you out”

Will coach you through it. And fuck is it hot

-has a thing for gags. Had one custom made for you speakingof which

-holds your hand when you cum

“Thats it, look at that face, so so so pretty. Wanna let me fuck this hole of youse just one more time?”

Wonderful at aftercare. Knows he can be a bit much in the package department so is always sire to help you out after.

-Overall score 10/10

Vi

Pretty good in bed ngl.

Shes cocky tho

Will show off her tats

Switch, and is happy with a either one

Please eat her out, she’ll beg so pretty she just wants to feel your mouth

“Oh god yes, yes, yes, please!”

-will squirt if you get her worked up enough

-She bites and bites hard. I feel like she also likes to leave lot of hickeys

-I feel likes shes got very pretty boobs.Like theyre perfect and always perky.

-slurps when she eats

-She likes to pull hair more times than not

-Is a bit clumsy(fell off the bed once)

-for th love of god bite her lip when you kiss her

-overall score 8/10

Viktor

-Oh lord 

-i wont say he has no skill whatsoever, but its pretty limited.

-hen doesnt get intimate with very many an thinks the whole thing is very special

-He usually is the one reciving since his leg makes it a bit difficult to more and be as active as hed like with his partner

-nine times out of ten he’ll either have his partner ride or oral

-Is VERY good at coaching his partner 

-”Yes, thats it, does that feel good? Perhaps i should curl my fingers upwards just.. Like…this-”

-very good with aftercare. Will bring you water and a warm towel.

-likes having his hair pulled

-is very sensitive i think, like just kissing th etip is enough to send him into a frenzy. 

-overall score 9/10

Jayce

Oh jesus CHRISt

-bratty

-service top

-likes begging called “good boy”

-Has a thing gor shibari and blindfolds

-peg him, hes been waiting for this lmao

-Whiny when he moans but can get very growly/groan when hes close

-likes to be choked and bitten (Lil freakaleak)

-im not saying he has an authority kink….but i am saying that if a ‘yes sir/ma’am’ slips out dont hold it against him

-kinda really shitty at aftercar…welll its usually him that is at the reciving end ofthe aftercare but still!

-will fall asleep almost immediately after

-hes a pillow prince lmao

-overall score 7.5/10

Marcus

-bet you didntthink id write for this fucker lmao

-him an dhis stupis, shitty, sexy sideburns >:(

-marcus doesnt have secks…he fuck and fucks hard

-i feel likes hes the type to hatefuck and just be so filthy about it

-“Oh i bet you like that dont you slut? Like the way this cok feels inside you?”

-strangly enough is packing. I mena id have a bitchy attitude and act like i was the shit 24/7 if i has a monster cock too lmao

-fucks faces and loveeeesss wathcing his s/o choke on it

-’c’mon prince/princess i know you can take”

-Pulls hair, smacks ass,degrades like no other-

-aftercare sucks

-hes the type to blow his load and hit the road and then demand you fuck him again when you see eachother 

-overstim 100%

-wil spit in your mouth, smirk, and make you swallow

-”look at you, being so obedient for me”

-overall score 9.5/10

#arcane #smUt #leageoflegends #marcus arcane #silco arcane #jayce talis #viktor arcane #vi arcane #sevika arcane #headcannns #x reader

[swsf]

what other crazy ethubs shit can I talk about? ummmmm. hm. maybe their like. kinda rules? idk what exactly to call it but like bdubs is always loyal to his day one partner(s), if he ever allies with anyone else they will never matter as much. ie third life where he was with Cleo til her end, but later teams with impulse and then murders him for a clock. and in last life where he stays with etho til he dies but teams with skizz and tango too technically but absolutely fukcing bodies tango when he gets boogeyman that one time. BUT. funny. in limited life and double life kinda, while bdubs his still loyal to his day one allies he can’t really turn himself on etho. he’s so hilariously stuck between cleo + scar v etho in limited life. cleo and scar are trying to murder etho and poor bdubs is stuck in the back crying his poor little heart out cuz he can’t hurt etho!!! wtf! and I’m double life when he’s talking to impulse in their cave and he’s like. I Want Etho.

anyway ethos rule is like. Me Me Me Me Me I’m Mr Survival. in 3rd and limited life he’s technically involved in the red army and the ties but he’s not like. A Huge Part Of The Group. he’s sitting in the back drinking a juice box and nodding along with everyone else. hes there for the group safety and yeah he’s chilling but when it comes down to it. he will. dip. if he has to. end of limited life and he is literally prancing around by himself even though he could’ve been with like impulse or something. but alas! he did not. he’s really just there. in double life he Has to partner with Joel for his survival bc they share a health bar so that’s still just Me Me Me. BUT IN LAAAAAST LIIIFE… with bdubs. he ALMOST drops the Me Me Me rule. almost. he’s a lot closer with bdubs than he is ties, or he is the red army. bdubs is his partner! and he would Almost give some things up for bdubs. he almost gave that life up. it is. so interesting to me.

#FINE IVE SCREENED IT. IT PASSES. #deranged rambles

[almalvo]

STAR TREK: DISCOVERY | S1E10 "Despite Yourself"

[I will react to each episode individually and in full, raw reception and then post as is unrevised here onto my tumblr for the full span of every and all NuTrek episodes and series that have been and will be released. If this falls under your field of interest - I welcome your company in joining me. Enjoy the ride.] -------

wow first time the android dint have a bass sfx XD saru's tendrils - oml when he covers them is kinda cute i like owosekun's hairrr vulcans with weapons powered? bruh r we in mirrorverse we're in mirrorverse. 100%. yup. it was obvious from the end of last episode esp with 2 DISCOs showing mhmm. yeah these cuts need improvement still but alright bring it DISCOs turn for mirrorverse antics. lets go. haha this ep writen by someone named "sean cochran". zefram? jkjk tribble backk so cute give me one i wonder what its name is

ok this spinning scene of lorca and burnham and saru talking is spinning way to fast for too long how long are we going to keep spinning. its actually making me busy and hte cuts are not consistent in momentum so it didnt feel seamless it sholdve been takien in one shot and the camera needed to stop WAY sooner. thats how you wouldve actually shot a scene of that type. but "idk" ig, im just a mortal 😭 OK STAMETS. NOT ME SENDING PEOPLE 10 METRES AWAY FROM A TAP OF A FINGER sylvia saying "oh my god" then resuming like nothing happened was such a fast tone change i see those piercing marks on doc's ears. i always get this thoght of, whenever i see that on someone, im like BRUH PUT THEM BACK IN some of these camera ratios, rule of thirds, etc., are like. not done great? idk the eye is not reading the shot how it should a lot cuz the entity is not in an advantageous spot onscreen. tyler is going THROUGH it. damn. i think tyler's actor does well with representing traumatic fear oh interesting. i love these tactile sounds like the sound of the device tyler is wearing on his hand to control the ship's arm i like lorca's rbf XD

shit. poor tyler. thats never ok. her violating u like that. ugh. this makes me uncomfortable oh interesting. oo his klingon inflections are so good oh shit this is a weird scene its such a MIX of implications i like the acting i it actually it felt actually kind of complex, though the idea is simple nice this was actually decently shot. i like the way tyler's hair sits on his head haha looks nice nice swoops man these inconsistent camera transitions (one pose in the last cut, but a diff pose in the other) tylers acting doing p well actually his emotional expression is p decent yeah good ash x burnham is still an f no for me feels so empty it prob always will to me oo the gore effects of the cuts on hishand from the broken glass look relaly good faceless emperor. im so curious who.

"mirror disco". yess. ooo what do their mirrorverse selves look like SYLVIA. oml oh my god oml this is coo,ll oml SYLVIA LETS GO BEAT HER ASS. NOOOOO WHAT THE HECK HECK HELL HOLD YOUR HORSES?? WHAT THE CRINGEEEE oml please sylvia pull through lorca coaching her lmao WHAT THE FUCKGKKHKH O9H NMY GODDDDDD CHIEF ENGINNEERRRRR AND LORCA DOES A PASSASBLE SCOTTS ACCENRTTTTT????@?!??! YOURE FUKCING KIDDDIDNGGGG GET THE FUCK OUT OH MY GODDDDDDD/???? LORCA I MIGHT LIKE YOU MORE OML H GHGJAIHO THIS PREMONITION FUC KKKKKKKK lorca has a type of voice that sounds nicer when its quieter if that makes sense? it almost sounds strange when he yells? idk maybe its just me or maybe thats the way audio was edited oml the way saru was saying "well thats not very clever" was so emotive its beautiful oml their uniforms are oml so cool man the mirror badge man ill say not to be a shit but i love to always see this TOS/star trek root-type episodes where they reminisce on such a classic trope from og trek - but at the same time, i wihsh trek didn tdo it so much to just solely rely on TOS to make its relevance stronger, no matter how sensible that seems? while star wars feels preety big and expansive and busy with a lot of overlapping lore star trek is literally just "TOS, the expanded version" it feels so small. in that, nigh everyhing will forever and always just be/because of TOS. and i love tos. dont get me wrong, its my all time favourite forever. but trek i feel like never can develop significantly newer stuff? OH MY GOD USS DEFIANTTTT LOOK AT HERRR god i cant wait to see this ship design.. but yeah idk if people understand what i mean. that something so ideologically massive as trek is so small as a creative work in its "relevant lore". sure tng has its things, so does ds9, voy, ent - but it all comes back to tos. which is a double edge sword. a good thing. but also a bad thing. for if it were without tos, then much of trek doesnt really hit like that. yes be great hubby hugh love your mans ?? oh for a second i was like his eyes oh wow seeing sylvia with sstraight hair oh wow it compliments her head and face shape ngl she looks great in the armour. they all do ooh lorca in a leather jacket and black t shirt? okok works on him oooo sylvia lets GO GET IT YES KILL IT BRUH DO IT DO IT oo this dark lipstick works great on burnham oo i wonder when we will see sylvia really a captain

wtf. lorca for real? yo ujust did that to yourself? for blood? bruh we couldve done make up also yes of course, big runny red line down side of face. oooooooooooooooo MEAN BURNHAM lorca is an oddly good prisoner. hmMmmMM damn yall sass. ugh i really really really want more trek games. is he not human. is tyler not humnan. is tyler not originaly human. SO TYLERS A FUCKING KLINGON? i love his look of dejection hes relaly good at it. dude. hes a fucking klingon UH UHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHH??????????? DID YOU JUST FUCKING KILL HUGHHH??????? WHAT THE FUCK????? WAIT GAY COUPLE IS GONE DEAD NOW ITS OVER??/ WHAT I THOUGHT I THOUGHT STAMETS AND HUGH LAST LONGER? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? IM SO CONFUSED?? WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DID HUGH HAVE TO DIE ESP LIKE THAT? WHAT THE FUCK. what the actual fuck. its always the poc who dies. fuck you. idk. if he rly died or what. but fuck you. and trek still in the closet fuck this internalised homophobia. its been 6 FUCKING DECADES. GET OVER YOURSELF. KIRK AND SPOCK FUCKING EXIST. JUST COME OUTTA YOUR RAINBOW DOORS & BE DONE WITH IT. FUCK. (and no im not condoning invasion of privacy of one's sexual/gender orientation at all. i just mean if you said your gay. then own it. cuz trek has said it. its called seasons 1-3 of TOS, TAS, ST I-VI, AOS I-III. so own it. fuck.)

burnham does this role relaly well in a way she fits THIS mirror burnham more than her default. also damn lorca hahaha what i say, he gets kicked around a lot but its intersting that hes cap in this kind of role damn burnham you angery. i like this gold foil look on their armour. oo get him burnham get him get him decent choreo ooo ok ok yeah decent choreo oh yeah oooo nice i love this blade design oh shit burnham sonequa did well in her reaction to stabbing him. u can read the shock aand regret in her eyes forget klingons mirorverse starfleet is literally death. bat'leth? more like batshit. also this bridge oo whoa her bridge is on the bottom of her ship ooooo her warping oooo captain burnham but not how i thoughbt itd happen i feel like sonequa is better in this its crazy i feel like her as mirror self is better?

yes those HIGH boots sharp black and gold ugh. i love love LOVE the art department behind DISCO. hmm i feel like i see definite glimpses and glimmers of really quality stuff and quality delivery in this show but htey are very sporadic. spaced apart y inconsistencies and discrepancies. i think this sho wcouldve been much better ash and burnham - im sorry but who actaully, ACTUALY cares about them together. snoreeee s n o r e e e e e e um. lorca. is actually getting tortured. dude whta did i TELL yall. hes literally the one who gets pissed on fr fr 😭 damn. seeing lorca screaming. damn. id be surprised. but then again. he gets bashed all the time so. eh. ngl i feel like lorca gon die. but i wonder how.

damn.

#star trek #star trek discovery #discovery #DISCO #nutrek #thoughts #text #reaction #almalvo

[tsukasageorge]

char ask meme for whichever oc you think ill like most. all numbers minus any you dont feel like answering

fukc yeah thanks nico. idk which oc you'd like though... personally i like nyx bc theyre silly but saturn and ben are emo. you like illumi so maybe jol or kanz.... ill just answer with whoever lol

Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?

i'll go with joel & kanz for this one bc they have a very big 'family' (its a cult, they are part of a cult). kanzy has a biological sister who's about 3-4 years younger than them?? but i believe the closest ages are lizzy and jolzy, they're like 22-25 i dont remember What is/was your character’s relationship with their mother like?

an time i hear the word 'mother' + 'oc' i think of stella. her relationship with her mother is literally so bad lmao What is/was your character’s relationship with their father like?

i'll go with saturn for this! his father choked him to death lol In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been?

i can't decide of a character for this one but half of them are dead so like. probably when they were dying Which does your character idealize most: happiness or success?

ben: success

stella: she used to prioritize success but she kinda figured that was never gonna happen so now its happiness

nyx: happiness

kanz: happiness

jol: success

saturn: justice Is your character more likely to admire wisdom, or ambition in others?

ben: wisdom

lyra: ambition

kanz: probabl wisdom What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?

oh hell yeah

ben: he's ridiculously self-sacrifical. he's always looking for validation and will give up his own comfort and sanity to appear 'perfect'. so he seems obnoxious & he also will shoulder every single bit of despair by himself

nyx: they just do whatever the fuck they want. like they disappeared for 3 years, didn't leave a note or anything, just said Fuck This Shit Im Out. they let their whole kingdom believe they were dead bc why would they deal with that shit when there are literally dragons. also they're irresponsible as hell

jol: he's a clown. also he's in a cult In what ways does your character compare themselves to others? Do they do this for the sake of self-validation, or self-criticism?

ben tries to make sure he's better than everyone so it's both If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others?

i know i have at least one cahracter who is guilty as hell but i cant remember who What does your character like in other people?

stella like girls What does your character dislike in other people?

nyx hates people who are uptight/rule based, anyone who will yell at them for being an impulsive shithead How quick is your character to trust someone else?

jol can't trust anyone outside of his gotdamn cult. kanz got out of the cult and decided to room with the first 3 people they found, so i guess they're pretty trusting... lyra i feel is pretty trusting as well. she doesn't have many friends, but the ones she does have are cool.

How quick is your character to suspect someone else? Does this change if they are close with that person?

im treating this as a 'there's a murder mystery, who figures out the killer first' question. nyx is probably the victim. lyra is coping with nyx's murder by writing a real life fanfic in the basement. stella's distraught as hell but she's leading the investigation & trying to make sure no one else gets hurt. ben is in his room crying. he is not involved in the murders because he is locked in his room lol. kanz suspects jol from the moment they find the body. the murderer is jol. he runs away to new york and saturn hunts him for sport How does your character behave around children?

joel would be popular with children ebcause he's a clown How does your character normally deal with confrontation?

joel likes to kill people How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation?

joel likes to kill people What did your character dream of being or doing as a child? Did that dream come true?

stella wanted to be straight. she is not What does your character find repulsive or disgusting?

their own families probably In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve?

ben: he fucking dies

stella: she doestn give a shit anymore

joel: he does not get criticism he is moms baby boy. but he likes being berated bc he aspires to be a piece of shit

kanz: 'oh my god you're so right' How does your character behave around people they dislike?

at the beginning stella just plays along with them but she learns how to properly reject middle aged men :) Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat?

they are the problem How does your character treat people in service jobs?

all of them are nice except for jol who is just annoying Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?

ben does not have 'wants' he has a kingdom to rule. stella is beginning to realize she is deserving of cool shit. nyx thinks they are deserving of cool shit bc the shits cool. jol has no cool shit. kanz needs to earn their place. lyra doesnt think about that stuff. How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?

depends. jol can say 'i love you' to anyone because he was raised in Manipulation Central and they manipulate people. stella cannot say 'i love you' to your face but she will admit it while crying in nyx's arms. nyx doesn't say 'i love you' they let you cry about some hot girl in their arms. kanz can say i love you easily. ben does not say 'i love you' ever, except maybe to stella once. oh ben and stella are siblings btw What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

stella: i am going 2 hell

nnyx: if i die i die like who cares lmfao

lyra: death is terrifying to me. it doesn't matter where i go because the idea of being trapped somewhere for eternity is hell either way. i wont be able to control it. i'll leave my loved ones behind. i'll just waste away in a cage. if nothing happens after i die and i just cease to exist i'll be grateful

jol: if i die i die like who cares lmfao

#asks <3 #long post #sorry for the same 4 characters #i have like no ocs i actually like

[scottsumrners]

Also super high about to go to bed but it’s insane how people don’t get what stories are. Like, movies require a suspension of disbelief but they are experiences of words that were spoken/written. Marvel is so deadset on having realism but doesn’t respect that it in itself is a fucking story, there has to be some fucking consistency, the characters have to feel the same, that there has to be some sort of heart to it for me to take it seriously. Rules can be bended, as long as it makes some fucking sense or adds something, but adding more rules that they refuse to break, refusing to embrace the actual depth of their universe, it’s just going to fucking crash and burn man. I can’t fathom fucking taking marvel movies seriously, I don’t feel the heart in it. In it’s arttempts to be fucjing “Real” it feels so fucking fake. It needs character, it needs… some sort of fukcing truth. Like yahr i’m high and exhausted but like tod damn fude. It’s just a profuct. There’s nothing. There’s no truth, only what you put in to think is there. It’s a void. You’d be better off taking a walk and speaking to a friend then watching the marvel cinematic universe. It gives nothing. It’s art as capitalism incarnate. It’s the death of every genuine piece of expression it touches. Also I saw hemsowrths cock shadow and they should of shown the feont.

they absolutely should've shown thor's big thick throbbing hammer, but alas

and yeah. the mcu is completely soulless at this point. there is nothing redeemable. it doesn't want to tell stories or develop any kind of relationship between characters or explore any emotional depth. everything is just a set up for the next thing, a "[x] character will return", like they're just churning out content without caring whether or not it's any good

[gingerwerk]

me @ 3am when im struggling to fall asleep: what if you completely changed the layout you have planned for the last 5 chapters of f&t???

#like 16 is gonna stay how it was but theres a plot point that when i planned this shit out lit years ago at this point now #i thought it was gonna take up 2 chapters (lmao maybe if i stuck with my 'no chaps over 10k rule') #but now im like. i think. it's gonna be jammed into one #but i can't have 19 chaps thats Gross but chapter 20 is slowly just becoming the Biggest fukcing chapter eve #so like. realistically i could get the main point of the chap done as 19 and then all the extra stuff as 20 and it'll be kinda epiloguey #so yeah

[carcinized]

*grabby hands* animatic ideas do tell :D

well the entire superbloom album is literally dream smp animatics to me... im sorry mandy you wrote a wonderful album about cool topics and stuff but its about a minecraft roleplay now, and these next ones are all off that album :D also half of them are c!tubbo because well. you know who youre talking to lmao

this got LONG so

the end: c!tubbo. in general. "all good things come to an end / to make room for new beginnings / all good things come to an end, an end, an end, but it's not the end" c!tommy's death. losing l'manberg. etc.

ghost: this is a walking exile arc clingy duo animatic are you. are you fukcing kidding me. tommy hallucinatnig tubbo? "everywhere i go / i see your ghost / every alley every road / i see you close / not enough to hold" HE HALLUCINATES HIM ??? and "go to sleep, go to sleep to see your face / i wake up, i wake up trace" dont tell me they wouldnt. "i have tried, i have tried to erase you / but that's a crime, that's a crime i just can't do" THE PHOTOS OF TUBBO & MD AND STUFF?? (that dream took down but) come ON. this song is about them ueueue

whywhywhy: i imagine this about c!tubbo during new l'manberg ig. "am i allowed to lay down my smile / and be bitter just for a while?" its just kinda . i could see it fitting him therefore it does in my head because i have brainrot

alone: bee duo and i typed up a line by line description of the animatic in my head but i cant find it so . ahahah there goes those hours but HEY its ok... i still have it in my head :') they r healing nd growing together <3

over the rainbow: this could. this could so be an animatic where c!ponk goes absolutely batshit. any of them really but it IS a breakup song so... you go ponk youre doing great sweetie <3 also though. let c!niki get absolutely PISSED and pop off. please. or c!tubbo you know HSDHSFDJL

it's my turn: this is about the cookie outpost this is about the cookie outpost this is about the-

no but seriously. c!tubbo talks about how everyone else always gets to break the rules and mess things up during that conflict, and that's entirely what this song is about. "now it's my turn to be the crazy one / to finally come undone / to go and let the house just burn / to mess the system up" its literally about that

(also the song has a nice instrumental with a computerised synthesizer i believe and it reminds me of lemon demon which reminds me of ranboo so its so fun to imagine a little montage of bee duo building the outpost and arguing and just LOOKING COOL!!! they always end back to back with arms crossed looking at the camera all cool in my head its awesome)

find my way home: c!tubbo for self projection reasons, nothing more

7-2: INCREDIBLE news. you know how i've mentioned c!tubbo in all of these nand how it could be about him. WELL THIS ONE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM!!! a miracle on this blog, really. this one is about PONK and really i should be able to just type the chorus and you'll all know exactly what it's about

"cause i've walked through fires and danced upon my own broken heart / piece myself back together every time i fall apart / cause ive won hands over again with the least favoured pair of cards / 7-2 i'll always love you cause you got me so damn far"

are you FUKCING KIDDING ME

"walked through fires"? yeah. damn right she did. sam burned him in lava. "danced upon my own broken heart?" yeah. broken heart. sam was their boyfriend. they moved on to foolish. dancing upon a broken heart, making it seem like nothing, laughing at it. yeah. "piece myself back together every time i fall apart"??? yeah. respawning after sam killed him multiple times . YEAH. "cause ive won hands over again with the least favoured pair of cards" ????? CARDS??? KEY CARDS?? THE REASON SAM KILLED PONK AND TORTURED THEM AND CUT HER ARM OFF ???? "7-2 i'll always love you cause you got me so damn far" ponk still loves sam TRY and tell me otherwise

oxygen: so this song is essentially about, well... "thought you were my oxygen / but you were just the opposite" sums it up pretty well.

and the number one reason i say this song should be like. every fandom has one is the way it's created musically. "words that ive heard from my mother and everybody else i know." theres a dissconnect before the word "know" and you should cut out from one character saying it to them to ALL the characters saying it. zoom out. PLEASE. then the prechorus has this lovely harmony so its two voices at one.. two characters? have the two characters leaning on on opposite sides of a wall, away from each other, saying it. "i don't wanna be so damn afraid / of all this very necessary change / hundred times i watched you walk away / and now i'm okay" LET THEM BOTH SING IT ABOUT EACH OTHER. also its just a cool badass song

anyways so this song dsmp wise could be about so many things. angsty c!duo because we all know they were codepend in the l'manberg days (not their fault obviously... god there was one line in a fic i read that made me SOB) but MAINLY i can imagine everyone after c!wilbur blew up l'manberg and. they all loved him so much and he betrayed them like that and his mental health had been deteriorating in exile and,,, (once again not his fault but like??? we all know c!niki was rightfully pissed. give her an animatic on it. also c!fundy.). also could be c!quackity about c!schlatt.... etc etc etc

ALSO our own house by misterwives is about l'manberg.... "we built our own house, own house / with our hands over our hearts / and we swore on that day / that it'll never fall apart" i. i miss l'manberg a lot

sorry how many of these were about c!tubbo. actually i'm not at all but the sentiment is still there. i am sorry that i butchered all of mandy's incredible songs about cool topics and stuff and made it to be about a minecraft roleplay. mandy i am so so sorry you are so cool marry me please

#BHDHDSJDSDSJLDSKL #dsmp #ask #dad joke anon

[sunasconcert]

MIRACULOUS WORLD NY (spoilers!!)

dont ask me why i watched it, i got invested at 3AM and fell asleep after. this is just my thoughts while watching the movie

*started writing when they got on the plane*

the way alya explains new york is funny asf

this reminded me of Spider-Man far from home

UGH SHIPS IN THE CLASSROOM >>

literally marinette is a mood on the plane

BRO I RLLY WANT TO BE MARINETTE

OR ADRIEN

BC I’D LIT LOVE TO BE WITH EITHER OF THEM

also i love alya and nino are moods <33

BRO OPERATION NEW YORK

AND THEIR HANDSHAKES

marinette is so awkward but it’s a work in progress

alya is such a geek i love her <33

‘there’s a superhero for everything here’ very much true we’re kinda incapable :’) /j /hj

marinette, sweetie, do you not know how to use a glass door😭 ITS OK BC I STILL LOVE YOU

aeon supremacy >>

alya teasing both marinette and sabrina UGANDBSB alya can we be platonic soulmates

I SWEAR MARINETTE IS Y/N AND I LOVE THAT

how everyone just started to sneak out when whatsherface teacher went in is like me and my siblings trying to get some snacks from downstairs😭😭

i want something like this so bad :(( Like a party up in the rooftop at night with your friends — and i have to add it being wholesome bc i gen just want to hang out and be carefree

i wish people were actually like this tbh like the inclusiveness <33

AYE I SEE YOOU SABRINA POP OFF

“is it a bird- is it a plane-“ HUH

hot dog dan… ketchup boy and mustard justice wtf… i wouldn’t be surprised if we Americans did that

“my girl” UGH NINO YOURE SO SWEET

AWE THE CLICHE MOON AND ‘FLYING’ WITH THE DANCING

but why tf did marinette kiss luka and kagami kiss adrien (ik marinette’s was like a thank you ig BUT WTF)

at the captions really said “romantic music” so get them together already🤨🤨

American superheroes not hiding their identity. yeah sounds like us

mrs girl fr doesn’t know how to use a glass door :’))

ADRIEN YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT

“as friends”

alya nino Jess and aeon trying to make adrienette happen is a whole ass mood

idiots who are dumb together stay together bc they’re too dumb to realize other ppl want them

Jess fr doing gods work for us

maybe they’re (idk their pronouns) god 😩

Gabriel agreste teaching me US history with a mix of miraculous ladybug🤨🤨

the fact i was like (fr?? that happened??) even tho i took US history like a couple years ago

technolizer fr makes sense “wouldn’t you rather have an atomic bomb?” like he has a point??

UGH JESS BEING SPARROW?? YESSIR PLS PULLING THAT SHIT LFF

“what’re you doing here?” FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF DAMNITJSJDH

awe the way cat noir pouted :((

like ladybug is definitely in the right tho

ugh i hate it when they (the writers) put me in situations like this :(

BRO FUCK TECHNOLIZER your name sounds too much like colonizer 😐 BUT WHY TF DID YOU GET CHATON TO DO THAT

AWE MARINETTE YOU ARE SO SMART

fuck American rules like bro strict asf😭✋🏼

i understand where he’s coming from, but also like ???? maybe be a bit more reasonable??

this show making me a lil sad :’)

THE SEWERS SCENES AGAIN

marinette :((

chat :((

WHY MUST THE WRITERS HATE ME

ADRIEN NOO

FUKFCUKFCUKDUXDJHF

COCK

SHIT

BITCH

FUKC YOU GABRIEL

the lesbian relationships in this show >>

but like OLYMPIA IS TOO FUCKDI STRICT

the rain scene :’(

TIKKI AND PLAGG IN THE BAG THATS SO CUTE BHT ALSO LIEK WHY AT THIS TIME

liiri bb :(

BRO ADRIEN WHY

I FUCKING HATE THIS AJHWBDBBS

ALYA PURR BITCH

SCOLD HER LIKE THE BESTIE YOU ARE

so cliche

PHONE DYING?

RAIN?

Bike?

Things goes shit?

what the shit😀

i’m so confused with this shit—

sparrow is so amazing >>

wtf— night owl wtf😭😭

i said it once and i’ll say it again

AEON SUPREMACY

plagg, i love you <3

marinette you are way too creative <3

UGH JESS YOU ARE SO AMAZING

ZKSJAXHSDB THIS SHOW I LOVE THE AMOUNT OF QUEER REPRESENTATIONS (i still need to research on the VAs)

gorilla… nvm…

Eagle,, YES

in conclusion, i wish life was like this and the characters were real so i could bond with them.

#sunas solo #miraculous ladybug

[mingi-bubu]

Watch "Love O2O" With Me... Again !

Episode 1

i'm baaack :D

(on my bullshit al;djkf;slkjd)

i've been feeling nostalgic as of late and was thinking about re-watching a drama i already watched

it was between love o2o and rookie historian

and i guess we know who won ;alkdsj

so, just like before,

i have my water, my laptop's plugged in, i have some m&m's

as mark lee my beloved would say, lezgeddit

oh the intro T.T

i missed this song al;ksdfsj

actually i have been listening to it a lot recently so like. tea i guess

oh to be hugged and kissed on the forehead by yang yang

i missed them

i know theyre so awkwrd but like its so endearing

i still think hao mei and k.o were in love to some degree

ugh the title card is sooo pretty

also i checked with the first time i did this and literally its almost been a year exactly aldkfjas im just a few days late to the anniversary

shan't lie to you, i still think zhenshui is kinda hot esp in his mf legolas outfit

oooh weiwei with theat big ffucking sword on fire leggoooo

rip to that bridge

i wonder what the insurance salespeople make in this game

ik it doesnt exist but still like

major property damage has occurred

al;dkfjaslfd anyways

the battle scene is over and the rest of the team has been #Revived

i love how done weiwei looks constantly in this universe

jinling city..

ooOOOHHH HERE OCMES THE TEA

al;kdsfjas broooo its not that deep

;LKDJASOW WUXIANG IM SICK

love the timing of those two walking past akldsjf

ooh japanese sounds soooo good

i got indian tonight tho

l m a o

love the propaganda here for chinese university dorms

apparently they do not actually look like this

who calculates flow of electricity

i still really really want erxi's little rice cooker pot thing

oh wow from the jump shes in plaid i didnt realize ohw early this occurred

me *handshake emoji* erxi

dont get bogged down by details

erxi im sick

why would you not tell about the laptop girl what the fuck

for someone who clLOCK TH E DOOR OH MY GOD

they stress me out

xiaoling and sisi my beloveds

the Squade was so fun i liked it when the four of them were together on screen

god all computer majors are the same klajd;fksa

girl i am moving into my senior year of uni and am still single its really not that deep

consider your happiness... let me not speak on this topic anymore

oh yeah the basketball championship;LKAJ;SLDJF;LAKWEJ FUKCIGN XIAO NAI

love how they do exposition in this show

me *handshake emoji* weiwei

xiao nai simps

girl you need some time alone to uh... 'reflect'

that's what we'll call it

OH I HAVE SO MANY CONFLICITNG FEELINGS ABOUT YIRAN AND NANA

BC YIRAN IS GENUINELY A NICE GIRL BUT IS VERY NAIVE AND INNOCENT

i think that yiran and weiwei couldve been such good friends if nana wasnt involved

her tiny fucking bag im sick

as;ldkjfakd weiwei having 0 clue about what happens on her campus

girl same

aldksjflk erxi it definitely was you

erxi is .. a fruit

a huge fruit

but is she wrong ??? BUT IS SHE WRONG, ERXI

xiao nai xiao nai xiao nai xiao nai a;kdsfj;aslkdjf

he <333

im so whipped for this fukcing guy

still dont understand what's going on with the chess game but thats okay

this guy is so confident aldkj

babe sorry to break it to you but youre gonna fail my love

you cannot beat ms weiwei

you would think with the amount of times i see that chess game in cdramas i would look up the rules and how to play and yet

oh the parallels i <333

jalsdkfkjshe really said im on the clock here bud

a WHOLE ass building

hes so weird

i understand why hes doing things like this but also dude

laksdjfal the way nai is like please never compare us again

HELL YEAH LETS GO OST LETS GO

HE WITH THE SMALL ALMOST SMILE

ME WITH THE SCREAMIGN INTERNALLY

WE LOVE SEEING HIM FALL IN LOVE LIKE A DORK

i want a light up keyboard tbh

wow he just stnads there bro

idocnic

hes so handsome his fuckign side profile hlep

ITS MY WIFE

XIAOLING MY BELVOED

girl youre just snackign thats not busy

do they have assigned things to put their sheets on? so that no one steals? that doesnt mean no one will steall but still

ask;jd;lk the lil emoji boys so cuuteee

a;ldksja i love them spilling the tea

YES YOU MUST SPEAK UP

akdsjf;laskdj

al;dkfja petty and philistine

thats what they call me in the club

capacitor

;aldksj me when i hear people in my major talkking about something bc their ocncentration is diferent

sisi is also a fruit

thanks for comign to my tedtalk

i just wanna see my boy september

lmao i lvoe when the Squade is all together their chemistry is soooo fun

oh sick a discotheque on fridays

see !! yiran was so ready to be like she's nice i like her

nana were it not for the laws of this land and the fact that youre fictional i would have slaughtered you by now

speak of the devil... you and me both nana

yes i still dont like cao guang

no its not gonna change

yes sometimes i find the actor attractive in guardian

yes i am annoyed

still i do think its very cool how he played the same character in both the show and movie

wowwww

LOOKS CAN BE DECIEVING

THATS WHO NANA IS

SEPTEMBER???

IS IT MY BOY

aalkd no its just weiwei

fuck i am vicoiusly rmeinded i need to get a new job -_-'

gaming is like her life

majd;lsadj

i like how confidant she is its v cool lmao

she's right!!!

do what you want esp if youre good at it!!!

jesus christ i forgot how skinny this actress is

i know she had some sort of thing about food i think aroudn the time this was being filmed

love that its ancient times in the game and yet theres holo coms

shes like... its not that deep

mr zhenshui, really my love, it is not that deep ever in this game

akldfjls i forgot about the statue crying

iconic

MITOSIS

peace out mf <3

aksd;jf she really was like ehhh im okay with things

it's all good bro

i do like how zhenshui was sort of before all of this occurred

wedding time wedding time

not nice enough if he seems to hop out like that

oooh theyve been ~leveling~ together

alskj i love how annoyed weiwei is with superficiality as if she hasnt been alive in the world for about 20 years

girl... what did erxi give you??

love the red wedding materials

very pretty

aldksjfsl im the two guys talking about ba ba ba

oooooohhh she just standing there

bro she is *literally* just vibing

aalksdjf can they not see the "zzz" next to her name?

wow seriously what did erxi give herself and weiwei

she is LITERALLY just vibing

nobody is storming anytihgn

jesus christ e.e

backscrolling to read the chat

ah... i know the struggle..

i mean you were in there for like a while love

lets play a round of

sell

those

herbs ~!!!

dude, a;dfk;skd

gaming during work hours. incredible

ald;kfja;sldkj looooovvveee

i just noticed the guys behind the palinqin playing instruments

XIAO NAI

XIAO XNNAI

ITS MY HUSBAND

LOOK AT HIMMMM

YIXIAO NAIHE

;LFKAJSD

YOU WANT TO HAVE A BETTER WEDDING BABE???

HE CAN DO THAT FOR YOUUU

love the end crdits

lets go yang yang vocals lets goooo

we are ~~jamming~~

so sad i didnt get to see september tho :(((

as always, we have reached the end

thank you for reading!!!

stay safe and stay healthy <333

#love o2o #cdrama #e1 #watch with me again #jae.txt

[bangtan-sonyeonddaeng]

Yoongi Scenario| Crossing paths without meeting, all of it destiny

Summary: On a lonely night you decide to text a random number on a whim in hopes of making a new friend. You fully weren’t expecting anyone to respond, so imagine your surprise when you received a response back and soon realized maybe fate was on your side for once.

This is fluff fluff and more fluff. <3 

You sigh heavily as you stare at your wall. You’re tightly clutching your pillow and hugging it to your chest as you lay in bed as you have been all day. You feel a weight on your chest, a sadness and pretty soon a few tears start to stream down your face and onto your pillow. You hastily wipe them away willing for the tears to stop. For the entire day the only emotions you have been feeling are loneliness and sadness. You are craving a connection with somebody, anybody. It is that very thought that wills you to take out your phone, and text a random number in search of a friend when you need one the most. 

You: I’m depressed and lonely plz respond.  

It’s a random message, you try to lighten your own mood with humor in hopes that maybe someone will give you a funny answer back. You don’t know why you picked this random number, it just seemed to pop into your head. You save the contact name as random stranger. You give it 5 minutes before you give up and throw your phone on the bed sighing heavily. 

“I knew this was a stupid idea.” You say to yourself. You shut your eyes tightly in hopes that you'll fall asleep. You are just about to drift off when your phone chimes with a new message.

Random Stranger: Who the hell is this? Are you aware that it is 3:00 in the fucking morning. I swear to god if this is Taehyung playing some stupid joke I will end you.

Out of all the people you could have messaged, it had to be this one. Your stranger seemed awfully grumpy in his message. But then again you'd be mad too if you were woken up at 3am. You hadn't realized the time when you sent out that message and immediately felt bad.

You: What’s a Taehyung? 

Grumpy Stranger: Cut it out you asshole I’m trying to sleep. I know where you live and I will cut you.

You: Oh I highly doubt you know where I live since I just texted a random number. Looks like you were the lucky winner.

Grumpy Stranger: ...

Wait you’re serious? So you actually just texted a random number that you were lonely? 

You: Yeah pretty much.. Pretty pathetic huh? I don’t have any friends who actually want to talk to me so I went seeking a random stranger to talk to. Sorry I woke you. Go back to sleep and just forget this ever happened.

Grumpy Stranger: No, wait.

I’m sorry.

I shouldn’t have snapped at you I just genuinely thought you were my friend trying to mess with me. Uh, I’m not exactly sociable but.. if it helps you feel better I’ll stick around.

You: No really it’s fine. I’ll be okay just had a moment of weakness. 

Goodnight

Slightly less grumpy stranger: I’m not tired anymore you might as well just stay awake and talk to me. It’s the least you can do for waking me from my peaceful slumber.

You: ... Okay. 

Slightly less grumpy stranger: Okay then. How about if you start of by telling me your name?

You: It’s y/n.

Slightly less grumpy stranger: Where are you from?

You: Okay I know I said I was lonely but I’m not trying to get murdered.

You could be some mass murderer for all I know I am not telling you where I live.

Slightly less grumpy stranger: Fair enough. 

My name is Yoongi by the way.

You: Aw and I was happy with my contact name I had for you now I have to change it.

Yoongi: What did you have it as?

You: Well

I changed it throughout the course of this conversation. 

First you were random stranger, then you were grumpy stranger, then you graduated to slightly less grumpy stranger. But now you’re just Yoongi. Boring.

Yoongi: Maybe you can think of something more clever the more we get to know each other. 

I had some contact names for you too.

You giggle at that, wondering what he could possibly have set your contact name as.

Yoongi: First you were ‘little shit Taehyung’

You read that and immediately burst into laughter. 

Yoongi: Then you were weirdo, then lonely weirdo. And now you're just weirdo y/n.

You: Alright well fine then I am saving you as grumpy yoongi in my phone then if you're going to insult me and call me weirdo. You brought this upon yourself.

Grumpy Yoongi: I’m not that grumpy you brat.

You: Don’t call me brat I could be older than you. Or wait maybe you're an old man. Oof what did I get myself into.

Grumpy Old man: I’m not an old man! I’m in my 20′s. Not gonna tell you my exact age since you could also be some crazy murderer. 😜

You:  Did you really just use an emoji with me Yoongi? Look at how our friendship is progressing! Also I’m not a crazy murder. Promise.

Grumpy Yoongi: That’s probably exactly what you say before you lure in your victims. 

You laugh again and instantly find that you are comfortable with this Yoongi. You guys didn’t get off on the best foot at the start, but having seen this new side of him you are actually growing quite fond of this stranger. 

Grumpy Yoongi: You laughed didn’t you?

You: Yeah I did. 

You’ve actually made me laugh on quite a few occasions. You're funny.

Grumpy Yoongi: I’m going to have to screen shot that and show my friends. They think I’m some boring old man but now I can show them some kind stranger called me funny. HA take that Taehyung.

You: This Taehyung sounds like quite a character.

Grumpy Yoongi: He is. He’s hilarious. Even though he’s a pain in my ass I actually am quite fond of him and couldn’t ask for a better friend. 

You: I’m glad you have people like that in your life, Yoongi. You should cherish him dearly. 

Grumpy Yoongi: You okay? I mean I know we don’t hardly know each other but.. You said you were depressed I just want to make sure you don't need me to call anyone for you..

You: Oh, no I am alright. Even if I wasn't though there’s no one to call. 

You sigh heavily and start to feel that familiar sadness creeping up again. However no sooner than the feeling came did it disappear. 

Grumpy Yoongi: Well you have me now. 

You: Waht thjhe fukc 

is taht you?!

Yoongi: Yes? 

You: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOOK SO GOOD AT 3AM I LOOK LIKE FREAKING GOLLUM.

THE WORLD IS NOT FAIR. 

WHO DID YOU SACRIFICE TO BE BLESSED WITH A FACE LIKE THAT?

Handsome Yoongi: What’s a Gollum?

You: Who is... Who is Gollum?!

What the hell have you never seen The Lord of the Rings? Or The Hobbit??

Handsome Yoongi: No?

You: I take it back.

We can’t be friends. 

By the way this is Gollum I hope it fuels your nightmares.

Handsome Yoongi: What the fuck?!

That thing is terrifying as shit what the hell kind of movies are you watching ffs.

Get that thing off my screen.

You: skljdf;wje

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kjsenr;wehr;iq

weoirj;wijrq

Is it gone now?

Handsome Yoongi: lol yes thank you.

You’re cute. I’m sure if your looks match your personality you’re adorable. 

There is no way you look like that creepy.. whatever the hell that is.

You: Shit now I’m blushing

You smooth talker look at you go trying to win my heart over and stuff.

Handsome Yoongi: Is it working? 

You: ... Maybe a little. 

Handsome Yoongi: Good :) 

Are you feeling better?

You: After seeing that beautiful face of yours I feel like I can conquer the whole world.

Handsome Yoongi: Lol and you said I was a sweet talker? Listen to you.

Seriously though are you feeling less lonely now?

You: If I say yes are you going to leave?

Handsome Yoongi: Of course not. 

You’ve seen my bare faced selfie at 3am you know too much 

so guess you’re stuck with me.

Sorry those are the rules. 

You: I ain’t even mad about it.

But I to answer your question yes, I am feeling much better. When I messaged you this was not what I was expecting to be honest..

Handsome Yoongi: What were you expecting?

You: To be ignored.. like always.

You see the 3 dots appear on your phone as Yoongi seems to be typing a lot. You wait a few minutes before his message finally comes through.

Handsome Yoongi: Listen, I don’t know what kind of assholes you had in your life but they didn’t value you at all. In just the short conversation we’ve had I can already tell anyone would be lucky to have you in their lives. You’re funny, you’re caring and kind, and witty. Honestly you’re one of the most down to earth people I have talked to. If people can't realize that then fuck them. They don’t deserve you.

You reread the message at least 3 more times, letting his words really sink in before you text him back. You’re in the middle of typing when he sends you another message.

Kind Yoongi: You alright?

Did I say too much? 

Shoot I probably came on too strong and scared you away.

Or maybe you’re just asleep.

In that case I should stop texting you or you might wake up shit I’m sorry I’ll shut up now.

You: I’m here. Just typing back something long give me a sec.

Kind Yoongi: Okay.

You: Yoongi you have no idea how much that means to me. To hear you say that, it’s exactly what I needed to hear right now. I think fate was kind to me today in making sure you were the one I texted. I can’t even begin to describe how happy you’ve made me in just the short amount of time we’ve been talking. You’ve made me laugh so much that my cheeks hurt from smiling and I don’t know how I’ll ever be able to thank you.

Kind Yoongi: Just keep talking to me and that’s all I need from you. 

Honestly I’ve been in kind of a rut lately too.

But talking to you really helped me feel better. 

Even though our paths may never cross, I just want you to know this is enough for me. You’re enough. 

You: I swear to god if you make me cry one more time Yoongi..

Kind Yoongi: D: Sorry! 

Anyway it’s late! 

Get some sleep okay? I’ll be here in the morning just text me when you wake up.

You: Promise?

Yoongi:

Promise.

You: Whut lol did you change your shirt or something just to send me a selfie?

Kind Yoongi: I was in a robe before. I just finally got my ass out of bed to change into my pajamas. 

You: #mood

Kind Yoongi: Alright no more texting get some rest! 

You: I will.

Um. Yoongi?

Kind Yoongi: Yeah, beautiful?

You: Thank you.. 

Kind Yoongi: You don’t need to thank me. Sweet dreams, angel <3 I’ll talk to you in the morning. 

#BTS reaction #BTS reactions #BTS scenario #BTS scenarios #BTS imagine #BTS imagines #bts #min yoongi #suga #yoongi x reader #reader x yoongi #suga x reader #reader x suga #yoongi reaction #yoongi scenario #yoongi imagine #suga reaction #suga scenario #suga imagine

[chorque]

The Advantages if Time was REALLY relative

The Advantages if Time Was Really Relative

Einstein claims that time is relative. Relativity means that something can differ from one person to another i think. But that’s dumb and stupid because legally i think there are legal timezones made by the UN or something in which time is set and that everyone in the world has to agree that it’s like that because it is. Of course, this rule was set before einstein lives so that kind of fucked him over. Legally his claim that time is relative is illegal and should’nt be taught. But what if time really was relative and einstein wasn’t a lying illegal bastard. As you can tell i do not like einstein that much. Anyway: Advantage 1: Fuck You, People The first advantage i can think of is that i can literally fuck anyone over as much as i want and be right. Like i can literally go up to my prof, say that ill give in the paper by today’s “end of the week”, then do fuck all and she could’nt say shit. Fuck you miss lots of stuff. But alas this shtick is also a double edged sword, for i could be foiled by it as well. Like the worst thing i can imagine may come out of this is that i could ask my dad to bring me some maccy d’s from his way home from fuck knows where, he can say in him dad voice “ah yes ok” and, according to my relative time, could start a family elsewhere and only if he dies before bringing me the maccy’s can he be a liar (since dead people cannot bring maccy d’s, unfortunately). Advantage 2: Fuck You, Many of the Corporations of the World

Ok so by doing this relativity thing planes and shit would fucking be battered mate. Like honestly fuck all would be understanded during the relativitying. Imagine youre on a ride and the pilot goes “uuuh helo everyone today we are going to paris (ew) we are goin to be there in uuuuuuhhh” and he fucking cuts off because he hadn’t felt that much anxiety since fucking high school. Another hilarious thing would that you would never know how long ago it was since ur nan died. Like literally you wouldnt know. Oh yeah this is about corporationshaha Another thing corporations would get fukced over is no more “limited edition” shit. that’ s it. You dont have to make your shitty cookies that are filled with thirteen times the amount of sugar a normal human should consume a day. If youre gonna sell something that may kill someone, don’t make it “lImItEd EdItIoN !!!!!!11!!” sell it all the time pussy. If you know your shit is gonna kill a kid because he runs his head against the angle of a glass table and smash his head open like a gruesome kinder surprise egg because he couldnt control his velocity like that tornado dog thing from looney tunes thats a risk you gotta take for selling blueberry chipstaeks (X-TRA CHEESE!) cookies with infused 음경, 고환 thats something you have to go full in on. No buts. Be a man, nestle, since youre taking away all the manhoods of african children you cunts. Fuck. Advantage 3: Fuck you, French People I only hope that this relativitying will affect the french poorly. No more deux vinght trois sheet caeunt shit for you you froggy bastard. Ha. Ending Alas this will never happen for better or for worse. I dont have any end thoughts except: 

Albert einstein more like albert peenstein! (i do not like you albret) Fuck the french No more schoolwork baybe

Fuck you french peple nestle gets fucked over which is good ok thats it stay tuned -Chorque n.1 | 17/10/2020

#its almost midnight and im just happy that i dont have to go to school tomorrow #this was a first actually #its better than speaking to myself and my da thinking im going mad lmao #never liked reading and all that but this is pretty fun #i might actually make this a hobby #huh #neat

[yoosungs-hairclips]

Hi, are requests open? *eyes emoji *if so, could you write a headcannon of RFA + Saeran with a college student MC who is barely hanging in there? Some kind of fluff and comical thing please 😍thank you

yes, requests are open! uhh i’m not good with moods- i usually just go with the flow LOL i’m an amateur writer atm, but i tried my best!! unfortunately i do not do saeran, v, or vanderwood HCs or fics at the moment because i don’t know enough about them! please read my request rules next time :-D

umm by struggling college student i assumed you meant like.. academically struggling? especially since you said fluffy and comical. i really hope this is what you meant :,)

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Yoosung

you both said goodnight to each other a few hours ago, but you needed to study for a little bit

he was super glad that you were focusing on your studies

but not super stoked that you were ignoring your sleep and health to

he gave you a small lecture and went off to bed

….

now it’s 2:24 in the morning

and this man

needs water

right now

or he might just die

he stumbles out of bed, trying to kiss your forehead and see if you’re awake

but ends up faceplanting on the sheets

???????

Panic

IMMEDIATELY dashing through the door, frantically looking around for you

and when he does his heart melts through his ribs

you’re asleep on the dining table

your laptop is in front of you and there’s all sorts of papers underneath you

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………..no…………..

he feels simultaneously mad at himself for not checking on you and disappointed in you for not listening to him

but the latter goes away as soon as he hears you snoring

you must’ve been exhausted

he slowly creeps over to you as to not wake you up (like that would even matter lol you’re out like a LIGHT)

then when he gets over to you he realizes he has NO clue on what to do

he tries to pick you up and carry you to the bed but… he’s… not strong enough

ego? Destroyed

nonetheless, he comes to terms with the fact there’s no way to get you to bed while you’re sleeping

unless he drags you?

no. no he. no he can’t do that

:(

he crouches over

takes a deep breath while brushing your hair out of your face

before lightly tapping your back and whispering to you

…

oh wait he’s an idiot it’s gonna take a lot more than that

he decides on lightly shaking on your back when that doesn’t work for obvious reasons

immediately after you start to stir, a wave of guilt washes over him

even so, he keeps swaying you until your eyes open

he explains that he got up to get water and that he saw you on the t

OH FUCK (x2)

for him, he’s immediately dehydrated

for you, you’re horribly embarrassed your boyfriend of 5 months saw you like this

you desperately try to explain what happened, that you just got carried away studying

i mean

as desperate as you could sound when you’ve been asleep for about 3 hours and it’s 2:30 am

he only brushes it off though, asking you to Please actually go to bed

then he. rushes off to the fridge to get some Fluids

as soon as your head hits the pillow you’re out. you might be dead. you can’t tell and you don’t care

and when you wake up, he actually spent all morning getting more studying help for you

websites to help you focus, flashcards for studying (only if they help you!), the whole nine yards

and when he comes back from work, he studies with you and pampers you with your favorite homemade meals and snacks + store-bought gifts

does it help you focus? absolutely not

is it more enjoyable? H e l l    y e s

he’s been through college hell, so he understands completely when you’re struggling

Zen

when he got home, he could see you hyperfocusing on your laptop and scribbling down something

he notices this mostly because you didn’t even flinch when he slammed the door closed after coming in

hm…

he doesn’t want to bother since you’re obviously preoccupied, but he’s extremely worried when he sees you’re pale with malnourishment

i mean… he can’t just. ignore that

he tries to calmly get your attention by walking over to you and calling your name

but you’ve been so focused on this project all you see is a big distraction

before you know it, you’re yelling at him to go away

*windows start up noise*

you both freeze for a good 5 seconds before zen apologizes and starts walking away

Oh Fuck

instantly you feel.. so awful

you start trying to explain whats going on and why you’re so stressed out and high strung

but he cuts you off, saying he knows exactly what it feels like to be overwhelmed and as a result, lash out to those who don’t deserve it

instead of dwelling on it, he instead asks you if there’s anything he can do to make your project easier

he’s. absolutely clueless academically because he basically stopped trying in late middle school but

he can make dinner and get your favorite study snacks

he does Not let you study past 11:00

you have to get your beauty sleep!

in a BED

no budging, no excuses, no exceptions

11:00 is the cutoff

he will carry you to bed if need be

he WILL drag you

he doesn’t care

you need your R E S T ! ! !

Jaehee

you’re both in the cafe when you suddenly remember you have an essay due in 2 days that you’ve barely started

jaehee’s on the other side of the bar, making someone a cappuccino as you try to think with all the chatter going on

FUCK fuck shit fuck shit fuck

maybe you could work on it tonight and take off tomorrow? no, tomorrow’s a busy day and you have errands to run tonight

oooghghgt

it’s not too busy right now

you could go take the rest of the day off and work on it then

“MC? MC?”

OH FUCK

suddenly jaehee’s right in front of you, snapping her fingers to make sure you don’t glide in a complete different universe away from her

aka, worst case scenario

“are you okay?”

you comfort her and tell her you’re fine, but there’s something you need to work on

when she asks what, your face blushes a bit as you explain you forgot the due date of a major project

but uh the real thing you forgot is

this woman? fucking genius

she immediately moves on to what the subject is

when you elaborate, she tells you that she actually studied that a little bit in college as well and she’s somewhat knowledgeable in it

?!?!?!???!!??!?!

woman of your dreams. holy hell

you thank her profusely for her help, but you really gotta g- why are you taking your apron off

she quickly excuses everyone in the cafe, and flips the OPEN sign on the window

when she’s done, she smiles at you and asks you to show her what you have so far

you two both spend the entire evening working on it

she’s constantly researching every single element, trying to make sure that you get a perfect grade

you end up getting a 97%, only getting points off because you disagreed with her on one of the facts

never doubt jaehee kang.

Jumin

as soon as you say goodbye to him as he goes to work, you run over to your laptop and try to make a dent in your homework

ahfhdghdgwffnhtrht htyere’s so much

you don’t understand anything

what the fukc what is happening

you sit there, suffering, typing, researching, for what feels like years before you realize that it’s about the time that your fiancé gets home

fjknarjkdbnjkaf oh fuck

when this dawns on you, you also notice that there is piles and piles of paper and plates around you

Uh Oh

you’re scrambling to clean everything up when you hear the door clicking

UH OHx40

“MC?”

“h-hiiii”

“what are you doing bent over the couch. why is there paper everywhere.”

“i, was,

college”

he takes a long look at your flustered face and asks if you’re struggling with your studies

although you’re a bit ashamed, you look at your feet and realize you have to concur

“i’ll get you a tutor then. wait one moment.”

W

you ask him what he means by that

“was i not clear enough? you’re struggling with school. i will get you the best tutor in the country. that will help, won’t it?”

you immediately disagree, saying you don’t need a tutor and you can just ask for extra help from the professors

he doesn’t understand

you have to talk to him about it for around 5 minutes until he lets up

he’s still confused though

nonetheless, he’s super smart

he’ll usually be able to help you with your work whenever he’s not busy

707

he’s taking a break from work for a while in his room

his hands hurt and he cant stop thinking about you anyways

you’re busy right now though :(

next best thing?

looking for shitty ironic cosplay outfits to wear with you

Hell Yes

he’s browsing amazon.com and

oh fuck yeah

https://www.amazon.com/VSVO-Womens-Cosplay-Halloween-Costume/dp/B013FG5QZE?th=1

hahahahahaha oh my god

IT COMES IN BLACK AND PINK????

he’s being so spoiled right now

he clicks the add to cart button, and right when he’s buying it he hears you grunt in frustration he has good hearing, he kinda needs to for his spy missions

??????? wha

he gets up to go check on you and he sees you typing at like 400 WPM on your laptop

you’re so focused you don’t even see him lurking behind the door

your first mistake is not being extremely attentive when you’re within 20 feet of him

he drops down to his hands and knees and starts crawling over to you, ready to try to scare you with a not threatening what-so-ever “MEEEOOOOOW”

but his hopes and dreams are interrupted when you take one look at him and stiffly ask “what.”

oogh….ow…..

his face almost turns as red as his hair

he shoots up and, not so smoothly, attempts to change the subject from the failed “prank” with “haha you just got punk’d anyways what’re you doing lol”

you smile at his horrible attempt at recovery and tell him that you’re trying to work on a project for one of your college classes and you really need to focus and you love his jokes but now is not the ti-

“okok babe that’s cool and all but like… check this out lmao”

he pulls out his phone and shows you a patrick star (+ other miscellaneous spongebob characters) costume he found earlier

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/93801604718806168

you genuinely can’t help but snicker no matter how angry you are at him rn

and then he starts laughing because you’re laughing

and now you two are both giggly messes

what a bunch of losers

when your laughter dies down, he asks what your project is on

you show him your progress, and right away he’s complimenting you

……..and then he starts correcting you

you’re a bit scared

everything he says makes sense

you feel a little red in the face while realizing that

you forgot the fact that this man is a literal genius

from then on, he constantly asks what you’re working on

and if you show it to him he always, always finds a mistake somewhere

once he actually found nothing wrong with it and you might have cried

though! among all the criticism he’ll never make fun of you outright

maybe a few jokes here and there

“you used the wrong you’re here. did you graduate 3rd grade or did you just skip to 11th” “seven shut up i mean it this time”

#mystic messenger headcanons #mystic messenger headcanon #mysme headcanon #mysme headcanons #yoosung mystic messenger #yoosung kim mystic messenger #yoosung kim mysme #yoosung mysme #yoosung headcanon #yoosung headcanons #zen mysme #zen mystic messenger #zen headcanons #zen headcanon #hyun ryu headcanon #hyun ryu mysme #hyun ryu mystic messenger #hyun ryu headcanons #jaehee mysme #jaehee mystic messenger #jaehee kang #jaehee kang mysme #jaehee mm #jaehee kang mm #jumin han #jumin mysme #jumin mystic messenger #jumin han mysme #jumin han mystic messenger #not fanfic

[aenslem]

ok OK OOOKAAAAYYY i will not start about all that killing evil by separating it from your good self and not just accepting your dark side and living to make it better in the future, honestly what this show tries to tell me, that if person was angry at the world because let’s be honest, the worls sucks, and did some bad things they can;t be forgiven? the only way is killing their dark self? :’D would not it be much better if regina became a better version of herself by accepting what she did and who she is and trying her best to not be the same evil person anymore? fine i started lmao

what will change now? by the fact that she is a good guy by killing her dark self she will stop suffering? how does it work? you have to stop being a bad guy to have a good life there? so all the bad guys will have bad lives no matter what, including zelena. and mal is out there with her daughter somewhere, they are all going to suffer in the end, not getting their happy endings because the only way is to separate themselves and killing their bad selves, like yeah, who needs to work on themselves to become a better person when you can just kill evil inside and say yeah, now im good guy, where’s the love of my life and my happy ending i deserve it cause yeah you see how much i worked to get it??? like so hard. like i killed a bad version of myself, good riiiiiight? so this is not killing, because you know, if i separated it from myself it is technichaly me, it’s not a separate person now. so this killing doesn;t count, also they were evil so it’s fine to kill them right?

who exactly wrote this show? through the entire series they say the same thing, if you are a bad guy you don’t have any options, you can’t be good, even if you try really hard cause somehow in this world there are places you get, good guy and bad guy places and if you are on a place of a bad guy - well, you are fukced up cause no matter what - you suffer and become even more angry at the world and more evil, losing all the chances to become better and have a normal life. why trying if there are such a rules in the world?

ok whatever

now, the important part

do i really see evil queen AND regina????????? because yES YESS MORE REGINA YESS GOOD THANK YOU it’s like they found out how much i love selfcests lmao

#text #just finished s5 #watching adventures #anyway two reginas ah so many thoughts coming to my dirty mind right now #emma eMMA don't leave the room we will find a good use of you #hee heee heeee #like i was not going to comment it but yeah... #once upon a time

[halfusek]

I think the song I Can't Decide would fit Magenta pretty well.. Except for the fact that he picks "die" 10 times out of 10

ahfajfakjaj it’s one of the first songs i’ve associate with him ever so you are absolutely right X’D

everything fits from to lyrics to the passive-aggressive/happy tone of this song

It's not easy having yourself a good time

uwu 

Fuck and kiss you both at the same timeSmells like something I've forgottenCurled up died and now it's rotten

adafnjakdaasmda at the first line but yeAHalso hhhh rotten

I'm not a gangster tonightDon't want to be a bad guyI'm just a loner babyAnd now you got in my way

DSHIDSJFKAL THIS FITS SO WELL YOU HAVE NO IDEA

I can't decideWhether you should live or die

UUUUUWWWWWUUUUUUUUUU

Oh, you'll probably go to heaven

dsndkjsnk *elevator dropping* fuKC

Please don't hang your head and cry

uWu

No wonder whyMy heart feels dead insideIt's cold and hard and petrifiedLock the doors and close the blindsWe're going for a ride

THIS IS SO EXTRA AND JOEY IS EXTRA AND I’M ALWAYS HOWLING AT THIS

If I stop now call me a quitter

=)

Pleasing everyone isn't like youDancing jigs until I'm crippledSlug ten drinks I won't get pickled

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I've got to hand it to youYou've played by all the same rulesIt takes the truth to fool meAnd now you've made me angry

ahahahaaHHASHAFahadfj

Oh I could throw you in the lakeOr feed you poisoned birthday cakeI won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're goneOh I could bury you aliveBut you might crawl out with a knifeAnd kill me when I'm sleepingThat's why

extra murder bitch

#joey drew #magenta #henry stein #henry x joey #this is The Most magenta song #ever #recording booth #bendy and the ink machine #halfask

[twyella]

"I'm not ______ist I just believe ________ist statements!"

I am so fucking fed up with some of the teachers at my school, because they are a master at this

Among other people, the headmaster and my old RE teacher have both said exactly this (excluding the example they used): 'I'm not sexist, but (!!) boys and girls learn differently, completely differently. So I teach boys and girls, and treat them, completely differently.' And they give stupid examples in the form of sweeping generalisations that I could immediately give you more than seven counter examples, and I barely talk to people in my year, so you know they're pretty fucking far off. Additionally, sometimes the generalisations they make don't even make sense? Like they say 'boys do this, which is completely different to how girls do (exactly the same thing worded slightly differently)'

And it's just....Urgh.

So fed up with people who say "I'm not sexist but" "I'm not aphobic but" "I'm not transphobic but" "I'm not racist but" etc etc etc

As far as I'm aware, there are maybe three possible things that could come after that that are even vaguely okay

1) "....but lots of people around me are and that fucking sucks"

2)"....but I know jackshit about this, so if I fuck up please feel free to call me out on it, I will try to improve but rn I honestly haven't a clue what I'm doing wrong, sorry, I'd like to learn"

3) ".....but I'm currently trying to counter shitty ideas people gave me when I was little, I'm working on it but please like...punch me in the arm or something if I fuck up. Like, hard, don't just let me mess up"

And speaking of racism....

The other thing that really fucking frustrates me is people using the fact that they are arguably oppressed to opppress others or get away with murder

For example, a girl in my class was once causing utter havoc in the classroom during the lesson - talking over the teacher, yelling across the room to her friends, not staying seated, not even pretending to be doing her work, insulted the teacher....You get the gist. The teacher tried getting her to stop several times, but she just laughed and behaved even worse. Eventually, the teacher told her to leave the classroom and that they were calling some of the more important staff to deal with her, essentially. This (non white) student promptly kicked up a massive fuss and started yelling about how it was discrimination, how the teacher could get in so much trouble for racism, how she would report them to such and such authority, tell the headmaster on them.....And I was just sitting there, very annoyed and more than a little incredulous because what the fuck do you mean the teacher is being racist? You practically destroyed the classroom and haven't done any work for the past five lessons! You should've been called out on this shit much earlier, and for fuck's sake, you're kind of minimising how bad racism can actually be by acting like the height of it is you getting a detention for appalling behaviour, don't you think?

And there were...a lot of incidents like that. Also some boys claiming they were getting told off for reasons that were sexist or homophobic in nature (....given that said boys were both homophobic themselves and explicitly denied being gay, I have no idea where they decided them being "treated badly" (note the sarcasm) was homophobic) and these boys treated it like a joke. Which was pretty bad. But so much worse were the people who acted like they genuinely believed what they were saying, like the fact that they couldn't be rude and disrespectful and hurtful to literally everyone, refuse tow ork, impede other peoples work, and constantly break rules as well as often borderline bullying was some sort of horrifying discrimination

It just makes me so fucking tired

As well as black students specifically saying white people are shit, not fit to live, whatever, then claiming it's fine because they're black and it's about white people, gay guys claiming it's fine to be blatantly homophobic, transphobic, and so on, because they're lgbt, girls claiming it's fine to be awful and stereotype boys constantly because boys are the favoured ones or whatever weird way they phrased it....

Picking on trans and gay people specifically for that identity is STILL transphobic and homophobic no matter what your own orientation is

Being specifically insulting or death threats (yeah, hahaha it was "just a joke", but you threatened to kill them and the kid doesn't look like they think it's that funny) due to someone's race is still racist, no matter what race you are, or they are for that matter

Being discriminatory to any gender is still sexist, no matter what your or their gender is

"Yeah but I'm a girl and they're a girl so it's totally okay for me to be blatantly sexist!"

No. No it's fucking not. Shut up.

It's not acceptable

Frankly, I don't even think jokes about this are particularly good, but apparently I'm in the minority there

But if it's bordering anything close to being even vaguely semi serious, if it's more of a "joke" than anything...Please just keep your trap shut and reconsider what you were thinking.

I honestly don't understand why so many people struggle with this concept

Oh and a reminder - saying "I'm not _______ but ______ statement" means absolutely fuckall! It's still bad.

On a related note - "No offense but I hate you/you're an awful person/you're fucking scum/go jump off a cliff......" are also godawful things to say! Tacking on "no offense" does not make it magically okay to insult, hurt, belittle, or even encourage someone to commit suicide. What is fukcing wrong with people. And if you instead use a phrase like "Don't get offended, but...." then congratulations! Not only are you saying awful things that could seriously hurt someone, but you're now also gaslighting them, invalidating any upset you cause by being an utter prick, and making them feel trapped and nervous. Well done! That's an awful thing to do it, don't ever ever ever ever EVER do anything of this kind

And all of it, everything I've mentioned in this post...It's all so fucking normalised, everyone says this kind of shit every day even when it's blatantly obvious that it's angering, hurting and upsetting people. What is wrong with you people, what is wrong with this society,

#angry #racism #sexism #homophobia #transphobia #name every other -ism or -phobia you can think of really #why do people think this is ok #such fucking bullshit #don't normalise this kidn of behaviour! #It's very very very bad!