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linktothefags · 3 months
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Warning: Assumes reader is male and/or likes the word boy used on them
Hey, you!
Yes, you, the boy reading this post.
You're really cute and pretty and handsome and I don't think you get enough attention for it.
You're doing great keep it up
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gothicfairytopia · 3 months
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good omens trending yeah boys
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roszabell · 6 months
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i have had such a strong urge to draw all week but can’t get myself to physically do it. but public validation is tasting good again boys..
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espionisms · 2 months
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{baifern pimchanok. thirty. nonbinary. they / she.} We are so glad to see you safe, PRINCESS/MX. "ORACLE" MARYS "RISA" CHAKRI of MADAGASCAR. It's dangerous out in the world these days, but I hear that you are LOVING and GOAL-ORIENTED enough to handle it. Just don't let your VENGEFUL SIDE bring you down! Stay on your guard, because with your secret being at risk for exposure, you wouldn't want everyone to find out YOU ARE DABBLING IN FORTUNE-TELLING TO BE ABLE PULL STRINGS DESPITE YOUR BANISHMENT.
𝙱𝙰𝚂𝙸𝙲𝚂 .
NAME: marys "risa" chakri.
AGE: 30.
OCCUPATION: married to the madagascar ruler. amateur fortune-teller. first in line to cause betrayal & intrigue. exiled from the kingdom of thailand.
DATE OF BIRTH: may 4th.
SIGN: taurus.
GENDER / PRONOUNS: nonbinary + they / she.
ORIENTATION: pansexual.
LANGUAGES: thai, malagasy, basic portuguese, english.
POLITICAL LOYALTY: herself & parvati's heart, & she will not apologise.
FAMILY: aranya chakri ( sibling-in-law, estranged ) / the chakri family ; the ratsifi family ( by marriage to the second eldest ).
𝙷𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚈 . ( mention of poisoning & manipulation )
the world was not intended to go this way for her. perhaps the strings of revenge had been tugged upon since their birth into the royal family, as well as the intention to work hard & achieve what she so deserved. she bit down on this with a frothing mind, understood that nothing would be handed to her even regardless of her status. perhaps this resulted in a need for control. more, that is. knowing what is about to happen, having read a book of folklore at the tender age of eight when she was being passed over for the sake of her other siblings & more important matters. there, she first learnt of drawing cards, of reading signs, throwing bones & understanding through coffee grounds the things that were meant to happen. in their opinion, it was a scribe's method: writing down what the stars promised in order to allow it to happen. they did not plan on it becoming a tool. just as they did not plan on, one terribly lonely summer, connecting with a beautiful woman who made them realise that the world could indeed be at their fingertips.
it was these forays into the fortune-telling that resulted in their banishment. they'd tricked someone into fear, into paranoia. all they had done was tell them that their future was looking bleak, that there seemed to be arsenic & night-shade laced in their drinks. every drink thrown out, every fit of temper seen by their innocent gaze. it was just very interesting, these reactions. & then she was found out. told that she needed something else to do with her hands that would not cause harm. do they not know that snakes have two eyes, which can move separately one from the other? but risa was not determined to be a serpent. only to have the bite. the marriage to the madagascar sibling was one of arrangement & banishment. there is nothing lovely about that, even if they themself don't mind it. & yet they also do greatly mind it. because the summer-drenched, young love shared with the sharma princess is not a bitter dreg nor a poisonous one. it only feeds their need & their rot for vengeance. perhaps now they understand why there are so many love spells & fortunes told in the books. perhaps now they do.
they are, ironically enough, loving by nature. this is both their strongest & their weakest asset. they seek to know anything and everything; their eyes light up at the smallest, most unimportant tidbits & are willing to listen, which also helps any others to feel as though they are being heard. their manipulation is not really all that intentional, except when it comes to their sworn enemies. it just happens like that. sometimes all the wrongs in the world can make a right; that is now risa has decided to live their life. it's the only way they know how to survive.
fortune-telling is also a double-edged sword. despite how they use it, it's one of the ways that they remain connected to their culture despite now residing in the kingdom of madagascar. it helps them also feel connected with their family, & gives them that semblance of control, knowledge, & stability they so crave. in thai culture, everyone goes to a fortune-teller for nearly everything, trivial or serious. to be that someone for their kingdom or anyone who seeks them out, it provides them a sense of relief & purpose. it helps push them forward to keep seeking more. ( and if they and parvati are destined in the stars, surely it must happen. )
in moor doo ( translation: 'doctors that see' ) risa is most well-versed in tarot cards & star-readings. they are attempting to broaden their horizons & cultural connection through coffee ground / tea leave readings, which is easier to do in the moment, as well as cau lim ( chinese for lottery poetry, referring to the sticks that are thrown & drawn for fortunes & matches. ) the ulterior motive aside, they do take it very seriously. it isn't their fault if something is revealed that can be used.
due to their need to do something with their hands, they have taken up a lot of hobbies that require their body to be moving. traditional dance ( especially the chatri, for which they have a full regalia ); actual card games; puzzles, word games. anything & everything to keep their mind & hands moving. they have been asked to perform for the courts before & have obliged, & it is one of the few times that they can be seen as truly happy & that younger, innocent version of themself.
they carry a dagger on their person at all times. as small as a letter opener & twice as sharp. one never knows when they might need it in these halls.
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minzart · 26 days
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People who experience romantic and/or sexual attraction are so funny sometimes
They will ask "who's your crush?" And you will answer "i don't have one" and then it starts
"Why are you liying?", "you can trust me", "don't hide", "i don't belive you", "what?! Everyone has one come on", "hmhu it's [name] isn't it?".
in the extreme cases (mine once) they won't let you even leave the conversation and place it started
And so you lie
And when if "confession" comes from "name" and you reject it every single persson who made you lie will be angry.
Honey. Why the fuck are you angry? You decided a lie is more realistic than reality
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linefelcei · 4 months
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A man fell from the sky...! ✨️
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i think im having a stroke
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captainmera · 4 months
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A gallant in distress!
idk, I'm just having fun with these two. :''')
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aziraphale-is-a-cat · 3 months
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DPXDC Yeah, Mechanic.
Danny is a good friend of the Wayne's, they met in Extenuating Circumstances TM and he's in the loop about the Batman Thing and they know he's Phantom on the side. He works in WE R&D department as an engineer but gets called up to the Watchtower to repair busted vehicles and such. Danny's worked on Kon's Sphere, the various superhero themed motorbikes, and on one memorable occasion Megan's Bio Ship.
Due to being kinda dead and having done so much random ass somewhat magic shit, he has this aura anyone just past the point of normal human can feel. He emits the same ominous vibes as the Lazarus to the Bats, itches in the back of Constantine's skull the same way a powerful demon would, and to the speedsters standing next to him has the same wrong, tense feeling as tearing through the time stream.
But he's just a mechanic.
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Red Tornado: ...
Danny:...
Red Tornado: Who are you?
Danny: Danny Fenton, mechanic.
Red Tornado: You don't seem to appear on my heat sensors, you were brought here as a mechanic?
Danny: yeah, *already turning around* mechanic.
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Danny: Please step away from the bike.
Beast Boy: *puffed up like a cat* Don't touch my bike man
Danny: Do you want it fixed or not?
Robin: Dude stop harassing him, he's the new mechanic.
Beast Boy: That guy's our new mechanic??!
Danny: Yeah, mechanic.
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Kid Flash: So,, who are you?
Danny: *half way under a disassembled vehicle* Danny Fenton.
Kid Flash: And what are you doing?
Danny: fixing your messes like normal
Kid Flash: What was that last bit???
Danny: Like a normal mechanic.
Kid Flash: 0_0
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captainofwonder · 5 months
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They told you to fix a world they couldn't but you realized you can't fix it with the broken, maliced soaked blocks they leave behind. So you choose to a different way, one that embraces the world and its impurities but you keep a block because to forget is to repeat.
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eddiethehunted · 2 months
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i LOVE fics where eddie’s like “i’m a virgin… nobody wants to fuck me EVER… i’m a bitchless loser… never even had my first kiss… woe is me😔” and steve, vibrating with poorly restrained lust, is like “so i have this crazy idea”
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l-talks · 8 days
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orderforbrian · 2 months
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and the winner for most fucking DECIMATING burn in the entire history of magnus pod goes to alice
[Start ID: Three panel comic from The Magnus Protocol. First panel is in full color, the rest in black and white. First panel: Alice sits with a hand on her chin, smirking and says "Whiny little toad". She is a half black woman with curly, dark orange hair down to her shoulders, brown eyes, freckles, and a gap tooth. She has red/purple eyeshadow and thick eyeliner on, as well as a gold nose ring. She wears a dark green collared shirt with stripes and golden star and moon designs on the collar and center of the shirt. Second panel: Martin looks up in absolute offended shock, his mouth hung open. He is a fat mixed Polish/Korean man with short hair, browline glasses and a beauty mark under his lip. He wears a simple sweater. Jon stands behind him with his arms crossed and does a terrible job to hide a snort of laughter. He is a thin Persian man with long curly hair pulled back into a half knot, a beard and mustache, and wears a simple cardigan with a turtleneck. Third panel: Martin shoots Jon an utterly fuming, rageful glare for laughing at the comment. Jon is turned away with one hand leaned up against an imaginary wall and the other on his hip, and starts whistling nonchalantly like he did no such thing. End ID.]
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jajatoc · 28 days
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puppetmaster13u · 1 month
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Prompt 261
“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 
“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 
“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 
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beybuniki · 5 months
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togachako wrestler au
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