#yes thats gabriel on the right

[buboloboogie]

EPISODE 9 SPOILERS !!! EPISODE 9 SPOILERS !!!

Doodle page sneak peek ! My ass has having such a hard time drawing as of late so please take these little doobLz

#yes thats gabriel on the right #i love him so much #the suckening #jrwi #jrwi the suckening #just roll with it #jrwi fanart #jrwi suckening #arthur bennett #shilo bathroy #prince shilo #I FUCKING LOVE PICKLES SO MUCH #no one gets it #im so sad gabe died #i am 50% sure he is going to come back #25% is he comes back w/ his mind in tact and the other half is he comes back like a fucking undertale amalgam #I JUST REALIZED THAT I FORGOT ARTHUR’S CHOKER #fucckkk i knew he looked naked somehow #this is terrible news it’s so joever #bub's sillies

[beaniegaebie]

i don't really have any solid conclusions about this yet but i noticed A Thing in a rewatch and i haven't found it mentioned elsewhere yet so here we go

(apologies for the appalling image quality you're about to see, i can't screenshot easily rn pls bear with)

OKAY so in the scene where crowley confronts gabriel about "shut up and die", something about the arrangement of book stacks caught my eye a little

the majority of the books are angled so that we mostly just see the page edges and not the spines clearly, EXCEPT for a particularly shiny and familiar colour combo right here-

but nothing too weird going on there, i thought, crowley coloured books in a bookshop so what? right up until i registered crowley's line when we get a closer look-

hhhhmmmmMMmmmm yes yes "everything just the way you wanted" huh, very interesting considering that we know how much thought goes into props huh

and for most of the shots we get of crowley in this position those freaking books are just quietly nestled right there in the corner-

look at that god damn framing i fuckin see you, you glorious bastards

so i paused to see if i could figure out what the hell was up with those fuckers and this is when i absolutely lost my mind, your honour

A and C you say?? in crowley colours???? framed like this?????? localised entirely within your kitchen???

anyway long story short they're two books from an Agatha Christie Crime Collection set (24 volumes, three stories per volume) and guess whats on the mfing front covers I'm-

(its a rant for another post but when paired with this other set of initials spotted in s2 i want to scream actually)

ANYWAY back to the books, through an absolutely unhinged comparison of the formatting of gold text blobs i reckon the two we have here are:

(on top) The Pale Horse; The Big Four, The Secret Adversary

(on bottom) 4:50 From Paddington, Lord Edgeware Dies, Murder in Mesopotamia

(I'm fairly confident but if anyone has a better image to confirm/correct this pls do)

now here is where I'll need a bunch of help from some Christie-heads out there bc I haven't read any of these and I've only seen the tv adaptation of one of them, so i dont know for sure if these are like A Clue, or A Cool Thing, or if I've just fully brainrotted myself into a fun lil corner here? wa-hoo

but here's some initial stuff that jumped out at me after skimming the basics:

(some of) the titles: Pale Horse/Big Four - death's horse ofc, the four horsemen mayb? the them+adam?? ; Mesopotamia is a very biblical choice bbz ; 4:50 From Paddington- azi likes trains i guess? idk that one's tenuous lmao ; honestly no idea with the other two but Secret Adversary feels a tad ominous

iirc Big Four just has kind of an unusual history, it was initially twelve short stories that she later compiled into one, and it was published fairly soon after christie's mysterious disappearance/reappearance

in Big Four, poirot fakes his death at one point and doesnt even let hastings in on it and I'm hoping sure its totally irrelevant to the ineffable bois

part of the Pale Horse story is a group of assassins that basically try to pass off all their murders as being actually caused by like ✨satanic powers✨ which is interesting

christie knew a fUCkton about poisonings thats why she wrote so many into her work and, while i don't believe the poison coffee theory myself, it sure is an interesting link with how cyanide is associated with almond smell/flavour and that metatron chooses almond syrup in particular

(ALSO random side note that is mostly meaningless but I've worked in a good few uk coffee shops and have never worked anywhere that stocks almond syrup; almond milk yes, hazelnut syrup yes, but never almond syrup...? prob just the places i worked though lmao)

EDIT forgotten point: I've seen some speculation that the bently's plate reading "CURTAIN" could be a reference to poirot's last story, along side that alternate scene of crowley ordering the sherry for "miss marple", its just one too many agatha christie references for my melted brain to handle and I'm SUS

so this is where i run out of idea steam and hand it over to you lot because i have no clue what this could mean, if it even means anything other than a cool set feature

is there something here actually or am i yelling into the void just for fun?

who knows, who cares!

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens meta #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #agatha christie #hercule poirot #miss marple #can't wait to hear y'alls thoughts #SO WHY IS THERE A KNIFE THROUGH THE 'A' HUH #AND WHY IS THE 'C' ON THE CHALKBOARD SO FADED HMMM #GAIMAN EXPLAIN #things that make me go ngkk

[spiderpussinc]

are the 2099 comics THAT bad in terms of racism plus other weird writing choices??? i'm starved for miguel content and would like to read the original comic run but i keep seeing the debate of the original comics being problematic and/or downright just BAD bad (not to mention miguel is supposed to have mexican heritage but he's straight up a white redhead lol)

Some people may disagree but speaking as a latinx writer; it's bad because it is racist, yes! On multiple fronts!! And beyond that, it's also bad as a complete failure of comics structure and compelling narrative.

Longpost, on readmore;

I say this as a long-time capeshit reader, as politely as possible: Miguel's comics are a *paycheck* book. As in; a series a writer does monthly to be paid for it, but with middling aspirations and downright negative characterization depending on where their mood is.

The first few issues of his 1992 run are relatively complete and well-balanced, may even trick you into thinking this story is going somewhere; but that's only because they're the /character pitch./ Ill skip to the end and tell you upfront. That 1992 series ends with the implosion of the whole "2099" line of comics (an universe that included other books, like ghost rider, doom, etc, by other writers) due to dwindling public interest and mass cancellations. The end of that run is basically meaningless, since the whole thing got retconned - and even before that a guest writer had came in and made mistaken character reveals pdavid wasnt happy with and wanted to erase before the finale. The event book that wrapped up that universe was unironically, literally called -- "2099: Manifest Destiny."

Now, I don't like Peter David's writing. I think he's obsessed with the idea of building harems out of his female characters (when he's not fridging them, or making them act ~crazy~ to further alienate them from the protagonist) and it is the kind of grueling, joyless reading experience I can only describe as making you feel Oily Inside. This goes as far as multiple stalking plotlines, the inclusion of a guest appearance from AU s/x slaver Hulk in later years, Miguel's mother being strongly implied to have been forced into conceiving him by his real dad who's the evil CEO of alchemax, general torture painporn. His broader supporting cast is so interchangeable and disposable that they were literally disposed of.

In terms of the racism; I have mentioned how he uses cultures as tokens and does 0 research whatsoever. The way it feels and the way it is deployed is through a lens of Exoticism - tourism. Miguels suit is allegedly "a dia de los muertos costume" b/c pdavid seems to think that holiday is mexican halloween. In the orig book, you'll see plenty of broken japanese and stereotypical orientalist caricatures - after killing his first love interest, pdavid introduces a japanese girl who is unironically, literally named "Xina" (that pretends to be chinese on occasion) to fill in the vacant role. Miguel himself falls right into all the usual latino stereotypes — short tempered, drug addict, sex magnet "latin lover" (this last one also applied to his brother Gabriel, who for the longest time is characterized by just Going Through A Lot Of Girlfriends). And it's kind of insane bc he's still being drawn as a deeply deeply white man, but not even that takes off the burden of the racial microagressions!!! They're the only times pdavid seems to remember that heritage! Then there's the commemorative hanging page. Since you mention the redheadedness; thats another insane thing to me. He has 0% of irish in him. His dad is Blond. Who is this man?

Most of the info in the 2099 run is either revealed to be a lie midway thru (miguel is not mr o'hara's son, nor addicted to rapture) or completely retconned away to be rewritten in new runs. Different writers have tried to come in and do miguel in other team/event books but frankly nothing stands out and most of them get marked as alternate-miguels. Unfortunately, every time marvel decided to give another shot at spider-man 2099 they also brought pdavid back. The newer books were never a success, and theyre just as filled w/ the garbage i mentioned earlier (wow! Steampunk spider-woman is given to pdavid for *ONE* issue and instantly tonguekisses gabriel before leaving, so novel. More fridging ensues. Stalking. Etc.) 2099 as an *universe* has been retconned so many times Nothing is consistent and Nothing is set on stone and frankly i think they should make it an AU separate from main canon and build a whole new world already.

The art in the 2015 + runs consists mostly of tracing, and more of that oily weird feeling applied to fem chars. Perhaps you have noticed in this entire hate review have never once spoken about Miguel's heroic plots and memorable villains --- he has none. At least nothing I can remember or distinguish. (Interchangeable, disposable, etc) There is a vague inkling of "this is an anti-stabilishment spiderman, he fights against The Public Eye, the Corporation Cops!" at the start but much like his cultural illiteracy pdavid has no real insightful politics commentary, so that dissolves into the background in time. Its all buzzwords. All of his plotlines are solved in circuitous or soap operaish extradrama ways; and while some of this is present in other superhero comics, what stands out to me MOST is how utterly fucking joyless Miguel's comics are. It's like going through a slog on obligation. They genuinely gave me a headache every time.

ATSV does a great job of reinventing Miguel and rebuilding the parts of him that showed real promise. Being a different tone-swapped spiderman, futuristic, being more on the tech-science side of crime fighting. Him being a single dad with a daughter is also new. (And he is single! There is no singular mention of marriage or a wife anywhere, he's a geneticist, multiple spider-men we see in this movie were literal clones made in tubes - i am fond of the idea he's a transmasc dad but even if you think he's cis he could have made that baby himself. Adoption is also always there.) I think its very clear ATSV didn't want to bring any of pdavids major weird shit w fem chars to the big screen on the hopes that miguel gets rebooted eventually. I think he's gay. Nobody can prove me wrong.

On that note, Steve Orlando (queer writer, also wrote for DC's midnighter/apollo) did some of the latest 2022/2023 Miguel miniseries. Another reboot! Those were "2099: Exodus" and "Spider-man 2099: Dark Genesis" - i think its campier/trying to tackle superhero plots more head on and trying to do something wide wacky cast focused at Marvel's personal request, but Miguel's future is very up in the air rn. I do really hope they reboot him into something closer to ATSV with latines at the center soon.

What I always reccomend for people curious abt miguel: read his first 3ish 1992 issues, get a general feel and close the book as soon as you feel annoyed. It won't get better. Remember none of it is canon nor has been relevant in over two decades. If you want to know the wider context of his messy chronology, check out some of the 2099 "all comics" type of youtube videos, theres some pretty easy to digest summarizations if u dont wanna waste ur time reading stuff that just got retconned again lol. Most writers now are operating on vibes and that is a freedom you should also allow yourself in your own fanwork.

Putting his panels out of context can be very funny though. (For further curiosity or tangents, there's always my meta tag)

#meta tag #asks #miguel o'hara #miguel ohara #spiderman 2099 #spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #atsv #my spider stuff #atsv miguel #miguel atsv #marvel comics #spiderman #itsv #2099

[densewentz]

I have a lot of feelings about season 2 obviously, mostly that it was brutally fantastic, but it really serves to highlight the main difference between Crowley and Aziraphale's understanding of loss. long angsty analysis under cut

Because Crowley already knows what it is to lose Aziraphale. I mean really lose him. He fell to the floor in the burning heart of the bookshop thinking Aziraphale was dead and gone. We get to see in fantastic living color how broken it leaves him. He's forced to spend time wallowing in the hopelessness of it before Aziraphale is miraculously back. Then cut to heaven during their ruse, where Crowley is standing there in the flames with Gabriel grinning maliciously in his face, telling the love Crowley just got back to shut up and die. If that scrap of prophecy hadnt found them, if they hadn't been quick enough, clever enough, Crowley would have lost him again. For Good. For Ever. That entire scene, from the cropped cut of Crowley twisting Aziraphale's wrists in their bonds all the way through to the end, Crowley is in a visibly barely contained rage. He's quiet, and still. These are the beings that have been tormenting his love for centuries, who tried to take him away once already and want to take him away from Crowley again. And it boils in him in the same combination that makes terrified dogs Bite. And we see the lasting effect that fear has on him throughout season 2. It drives almost every interaction Crowley has with other characters, particularly in his vehemence that Jim!Gabriel not be anywhere near Aziraphale. Crowley is able to word for word quote that moment back to Jim!Gabriel mostly unprompted because I guarantee its just been repeating in his head since the archangel showed up in the bookshop. He needs Aziraphale safe in that desperate and agonized way you can only feel if you already know what its like to lose them. And the entire season he's combating the fact that the biggest threat to Crowley's love is sitting in his livingroom and Aziraphale keeps handwaving Crowley's trauma away.

Which brings us to Aziraphale. Aziraphale who has never had to experience losing Crowley. His demon is always there just on time, always at his shoulder and on-call. Aziraphale has no concept of the depth of Crowley's grief during the time Crowley thought he'd died in the bookshop, and no idea the damage Crowley's incognito trip to heaven had on him. And then parallel Aziraphale's part in the ruse. Yes, he's playing at being cheeky Crowley, but I'd bet all my money most of that was just Aziraphale relishing in doing what he loves to do: Dramatizing. Watch his scene in hell compared to Crowley's in heaven. Aziraphale is having a blast. To him its a stage production, a clever trick he gets to play. Michael pours 'Crowley' a holy water death bath and it just makes Aziraphale grin because he knows it wont work. He plays it up, wings the water at the demons, makes silly demands, asks the angel who would have killed Crowley to bring him a towel. It's a joke to Aziraphale, because he never even seems to consider (as Crowley obviously does) the reality that if they hadn't swapped places Crowley would be dead. That Michael came grinning down to hell to destroy him. Forever destroy him. And Aziraphale even giggles about it to Crowley on the bench. Aziraphale has no reference or context of what it would be like to actually lose Crowley, it'd be unheard of, so he never processes what could have happened in the way Crowley does. And we continue to see that ignorance crop up in season 2. His dismissal of Crowley's fears as being silly, the way he never once seems to worry for Crowley's safety even with the other angels and hell minions in the room. Michael and Beelzebub are right there. The two who would have seen Crowley turned into nothing. But there's just not the awareness of the threat to Crowley (or himself, but thats another problem) that Crowley inversely possesses. And it all boils down to the simple fact that Aziraphale has never ever lost Crowley. Until now. And you can see it beginning to process post-kiss. You can see it in Aziraphale's face as Crowley dons his glasses and turns his back on Aziraphale for real. This is going to be the beginning of Aziraphale learning what it is to lose his love, and its going to be absolutely heartbreaking yes, but also completely necessary to his growth.

There's that wretched little saying "you don't know what you've got until its gone". Crowley's learned that lesson the hard way already. I guess now its Aziraphale's turn.

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens meta #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowley's trauma arc #dense's ramblings

[m0thergoose]

TOWL EPISODE 5 SPOILERS AHEAD MY RAMBLY THOUGHTS AS WATCHING THE EP

LOSING MY SHIT IT’S FATHER GABE MY MAN MY IDOL OMG

NOT how I expected this episode to start omg unWELL

I truly have no idea what to expect from this ep holy hell

Rick is passenger princess confirmed

The hand kiss 🫠

Honeymoon take 2 woopwoop

TASTEFUL NOODS SHUT UP

AND THE MUSIC SHUT UP

OTP on a scenic road trip I’m in love with this

Look at them looking lovingly at Carl

HE’S FINDING GIFTS FOR HIS SON

MAKING A GIFT FOR HIS WIFE 😭😭😭😭

MICHONNE GETTING RJ AN AX IM KILLING MYSELF

TOOTHPASTE FUCK OOOOOOFF

I WAS IN LOVE WITH MY SON’S BEST FRIEND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDIDNG ME 😭😭😭

RICK KISSING HER NECK 🫠🫠🫠

they found a cabin, they on a real vacation now baby

I NEVER LET GO 🙌

New people I’m scared I don’t like it

Rick is really at Michonne’s beck and call ‘they look pretty hungry’ INSTANTLY drops his bag to find them food lmaoooo

OHHH DONT try this with Richonne you silly silly people

‘Well how bout you just listen’ 😂😂😂😂😂

That’s right Michonne you take your food back lmaoooo

Rick emptying the bullets into michonnes hand sooooorry I’m unwell

Keep your promise asshole 😂

Us against the world 💖

Toothpaste, booze, what are you up to grimes???? I’m just working with what I got - the necklace 💖 RICK LOVES HIS WIFE SO MUCH

RIGHT who is this now??? Is this GABE?

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK???? GABE AND JADIS????? IN CONTACT????? Noooooooooo I AM CONFUSION

GABE TALKING ABOUT RICK TO JADIS FUCK THIS

GABE IF TOU KNEW RIGHT NOW YOU’D KILL HER YOURSELF AMEN

FUUUUCKING HELL JADIS WAKING THEM UP, it’s like when Jesus walked in on them their first night lmaoooo but this is 1 million times worse!

Michonne looks so hot rn haha

I actually could give a flying fuck about Jadis, hurry up and kill her richonne lmao

YAAAS RICHONNE

OMG GABE ONE DAY RICK SAID THAT I SHOULD MARRY THEM 😭😭😭😭

And he’s kept a wedding ring for Rick actually shoot me rn

Gabe is a richonner confirmed 💖

Now I want Gabriel to be the one to kill Jadis because this is sick and twisted from her

HE GAVE HER RICKS RING GABRIEL YOU BETTA NOOOOT

okay so they’re gonna kill Jadis and as she’s dying she’ll hand him the ring

And next year same day same place it won’t be Jadis that meets Gabriel, it’ll be richonne

HERE we go fuck her up Michonne

Here Ricky dicky goes, fuck them walkers up

Jadis is scum these people better not help her

HAHAHHAHA Michonne just wants to kill this bitch ‘maybe just maim first’ yeah ok Ricky dicky 😂

THATS WHAT U GET FOR TRUSTING JADIS YOU DUMBASSES

UGH DONT KISS HER GABRIEL IF YOU ONLY KNEW

WHAT THE FUCK JADIS WHAT DID SHE DO TO GABRIEL

THIS BITCH SHOT HER MAN MICHONNE IS DEFO GOINGG TO GUT HER LMAOO

Omg

Michonne what you gonna do

Michonne has a plan yes

OMG ARE THEY SPLITTING UP TO SAVE EACH OTHER

‘You’ve looked better’ sassy Rick lol

I’m stilll hoping Michonne just fucking murders her

YEEEEES FUCK THIS BITCH

PAINFUL WALKER DEATH FUCK U JADIS

side note Rick looks v handsome rn

I’ll see you next year Ann - noooo you’ll see richonne next year gabey baby 🤞

‘We’re gonna do that’ ricks like sure whatever you want baby

THE RING KILL ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don’t want a proposal in front of jadis save it for when you’re alone Ricky dicky

IS THIS A PROPOSAL RIGHT HERE IM CRYING

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

‘I could never have imagined this but it could only ever have been you’ 🥹🥹🥹🥹

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME 😭😭😭😭😭

THE PROMO ‘are we crazy’ ‘certifiable’ LMAOOOOOO

ALSO how the fuck are we wrapping this up in one more episode, we deserve MORE dammit

#twd #towl #richonne #michonne #rick grimes #the walking dead #danai gurira #andrew lincoln #the ones who live #rick and michonne #twd: towl #twd: the ones who live #become #towl episode 5

[theerurishipper]

Hi~ Hope you have a lovely day. I want to get your opinions on my rant lol and ask.

Marinette is such a disappointment of a lead female character in a western magical girl cartoon. She isn't a good leader and all her team consist of yes men and women and sidekick Chat Noir where her real partner Alya is standing over to the side. I liked her in the first two season and maybe some in s3 but the s4 and onward just got to me ngl. It's her world and we're all just living in it. Miraculous is so weird when it comes to team dynamics because I get she's guardian but I really wished it were someone else and not her because she chooses people she already get along great with. It fun for team dynamics to add be different and broader.

The whole she's just 14 the fandom spouts only goes so far how many messes do you do until you realise you need to own up to them even at that age when you should know better on your conduct ?

I get it hard to communicate but onwards I always thought the bigger of the two in the conflict was her because of her secrecy and her controlling tendencies. I disliked it so much in the ephemeral episode and her betraying her partner disgusted me. Sorry to those who like or defend her character this much but I can't stan or like a character that does this much crap to a friend let alone a love interest and then gloss over or minimize it and not be called out for it. Like, are people standards that low they think she's a good leader or a good proper representation on feminism when this show reeks of misogyny and misandry. She's the ultimatum voice for Astruc.

A communication issue with her Chat was fine a long time ago but now in s5 she crossed it hell nah how do people still support a ship with her knowing she followed Hawkmoth command for Adrien. I literally can't anymore with this show. Every guy she likes gotta be so 100 percent in effort and like in the Shadybug special him always comforting her makes me so jaded whenever she cries what about a change in dynamics had we ever seen her comfort him in turn how are people invested in this ship? Like that time in the bench and she just thought of ways to woo or give presents instead of just comforting him is so sad to watch.

She really followed in Master Fu steps. The bar is in hell and she crossed it in the finale. There is no excuse no handwaving it away and i know in my heart they gonna minimize it for Adrien own good. Everything is for his own good huh? What good is it rooting for a ship that just reeks of pity points. Like, she was never my favorite but who knew 8 years ago she'd pull a stunt like this and people bending over and doing mental gymnastics to rationalise this insanity. She really is a good foil to Gabriel ironically to bad she has no sway in this family drama we call the Agreste.

I know she has good intentions and it's not wrong for her to wish to save her prince but like thats all that is intention. Her actions are also important and the effects she's done is so bad that if she weren't the Main character and we haven't spent the chunk of the majority in her pov alone she'd be disliked.

I feel like compared to other respective series Winx Club s1-3 Bloom, Danny Phantom, Ben 10, Totally Spies they have it much more harder and so many more all show the consequences of your actions and how you do them right and they're her age. I feel like whenever someone bring up consequences it's like people in this particular fandom think we do it to punish Marinette but no I just never ever saw it properly done in this show because she's very coddled in the narrative. I don't see other MC as coddled as her before in a show where when they MESS UP it's actually integral and important.

Rant over.

You encapsulated all my thoughts perfectly, anon. I've said so many times before that I loved Marinette from Season 1-3 and even during Season 4 as it aired. What made me fall out of love with her character post Season 4 was the utter lack of acknowledgement of her actions and the insistence in portraying her as in the right at all times. Like you said, it's not just your intentions that matter. Your actions and the effects that they have on the people around you also matter. The writers don't seem to understand this, and it hits Marinette's character worst of all. She had so much potential to be such a great character, which is why I feel so sad seeing just how badly the writing failed her. Marinette deserved better.

Thank you for your ask!

#MLB #ML Salt #ML Writing Salt #ML Writers Salt #Marinette Salt #Meta #Asks

[gale-gentlepenguin]

ML Fic: No Body No Crime

(Inspired by this post)

Gabriel sat at his desk and stared at the screen in front of him. While he could visibly see the designs he had been working on, his mind was not focusing on designing for his upcoming show, no his thoughts were focusing on his son.

“Sir, is everything alright?” a voice breaks him out of the thought fog.

Gabriel turned to look at his assistant.

“Sorry Nathalie, I seem to have my mind on other things. Could you get me some tea. I think it will help me focus.”

Nathalie nods and goes out to get him his request. She closes the door, he felt his thoughts return.

“I think Adrien is starting to get suspicious.” He thought aloud. “I cant let him ever find out what I am doing.”

He looked around cautiously, ensuring his thoughts are heard only by him alone.

“I dont know how he would react knowing the truth, even if Nathalie and I discussed broaching the topic with him...”

Gabriel sighed.

“Maybe he already knows. If that was the case, then this would make things a lot less stressful. Maybe it would be good that he knew the truth about what happened to his mother.

_______________________________________________________________________

“I know what happened to my mother.” Adrien stated with a fierce look.

Adrien told Nino that he was going to be letting him in on his most personal private secret of all time. Adrien had smuggled his personal theory board from behind his bookshelf and recreated it in the boiler room of the school. Nino said it was the most secure place to discuss such a secret.

“You do?” Nino asked with surprise. “Hasnt your mom been ‘Missing’ for almost a year?”

Adrien revealed the Theory board to him as well as a ruler to help him point to the proper pictures as he began his explanation.

“Yes, she has been. Sure a minor actress of a rich British family going missing would be small news to Parisians, but that same woman happening to be Emilie Agreste, wife of Gabriel Agreste? That would surely have had the tabloids gossiping. But after My father went and became a social hermit for months the news died. Then when that news dies, he has his son start modeling and the Gabriel Brand restored. An awfully convenient way for that story to leave the news cycle right?” Adrien posed as he pointed to the board of news paper articles, pictures, strings and thumb tacks that Nino is now affectionately calling Adrien’s “Board of Conspiracies”

“I think you lost me.”

Adrien sighs, but quickly picks himself back up.

“The news of my mother’s disappearance was hardly a blip in the paper, and it only focused on My Father going into hiding. It was in the papers and news for less than 3 days. After a month, my Father makes me the face of the company. The new poster boy draws attention and suddenly the rise of Gabriel Brand is in the news cycle for weeks. The ad campaign going well over 90 million dollars. Gabriel Brand dominated the news cycle for MONTHS, yet my mother’s disappearance hardly lasted a week. Dont you think thats a bit weird?”

Nino pondered what Adrien was driving at.

“Are you saying this is some kind of cover up?”

“I am saying it has to be! My family has known the Bourgeois family for years, both The mayor of Paris and the most notorious fashion critic in the world are on speed dial. It would be so easy for them to influence the news media. Then add on the millions my uncle funneled into Gabriel brand just before his tragic passing. How else would Gabriel have been able to afford such a massive PR blast?”

Adrien showed the connecting lines as he explained his father’s nasty deeds.

Nino looked at Adrien’s board and followed his explanation.

“Dude, if you are saying what I think your saying... then you think Your dad had a hand in your mother go missing.”

“Not missing Nino, I think he is the one that killed her.” Adrien concluded.

Nino felt his jaw drop.

“Dude... dont you think that might be a bit harsh? Like yeah, your dad is a total buzz kill and looks like a candy cane, but do you really think he is a murderer?“ Nino questioned in disbelief.

“No Nino, I remember when My mother wasnt feeling well. He was zipping all over the world with no explanation with his ‘Assistant’ or should I say Mistress.” Adrien stated with venom. “Then one day... she is just gone. No trace of her. My father gave no explanation, he wouldn't  even say how it happened. Just gone. No funeral, no missing person report. just gone.”

Why would he have so many pictures of your mother all over the mansion if that’s the case?”  Nino pushed further. “Why would a person who murdered his wife have art pieces of her and pictures all over the mansion? Wouldnt that make it obvious?”

“Thats exactly why it works! He plays the role of the ‘Grieving Husband’ trying to keep the memory of her alive hiding what really happens. He has the story buried, comes out with a new Brand campaign, then Paris drinks up the sympathy like a Café au Lait and then finally he sells them overpriced perfume and sterile white Jackets!” Adrien shouted passionately.

Nino could see the anger in Adrien’s eyes, he had never seen anyone get so worked up over anything, but he could understand why, his friend missed his mother.

“I think he did it, but I still cant prove it.” Adrien muttered in frustration, looking at the ground.

Nino walked over and hugged his friend.

“Its okay Adrien, We will find out what happened, I promise.”

Adrien accepted his friend’s embrace. Sure he had his theories and he found the string of coincidences that could tie up most of paris in a bow of deception but he didnt have one key thing... the body.

Adrien knew that with no body, no crime could be proved.

“We will find the proof.”

#no body no crime #no body no crime AU #ml au #ml fic #miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #nino lahiffe #first draft #should I make this a full on fic

[cavsthighs]

5 songs i'm listening to tag game

oh ohohoho thanks for the tag @strigimorphaes >:) i have no idea how i would class my music taste i mean to me its super based but ofc it is TO ME lmao

solsbury hill - erasure

like yeah its peter gabriel and i do really like the og because thats the only reason i even found the erasure version but now i straight up cannot stop listening to the erasure version now. on first listen its like. well this fucking sucks why would you do that to a perfectly good song. and then the synths fucking gets you. but i am prone on account of how much i love synths and also erasure. so.

can't help falling in love - ub40

again like with the covers. but i first heard it at work and was like wait thats ub40 right. and then i associated it with. The Boy. so well. you know.

dream a lie - ub40

can you spot a theme yet. im really into ub40 at the minute. this one makes me think of gluke idk lays on the floor. always seems that way yes it always seems that way (vibing sadly)

don't break my heart - ub40

LAST ONE I PROMMY BUT ITS REALLY GOOD

westway - sky

i love sky soooo much which is funny because of well you know. But theyre so fire you gotta listen to albums from start to finish with them and i've been listening to sky 1 on a loop lately and I truthfully cannot pick a single track. so this really is just me picking the first one off sky 1 to get you hooked. go listen to sky 1 and then go listen to sky 2 and then feel musically elevated. thanks bye

OK ERM i tag @wouteke @twinkmarmelade @paris-roubaix @flourbray . muysic

#tag game

[lazanhaazeda]

Idk if this makes sense but hear me out

I want to know, WHY is nobody talking (atleast i didn't see it???) That, even if the whole 'theory' of Aziraphale doing all of this bc of his trauma of heaven and coming back and becoming the supreme Archangel is right, if we ignore everything and focus on the "canon", it STILLS DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE???

When Metraton first offered that to him, he didnt think twice on declining it UNTIL Crowley has been brought up to be his second on command, and then when Crowley denies and everything happens, he goes anyway???

And, i dont think Metraton would REALLY welcome Crowley again to heaven, like, did you see that face he did before leaving the bookshop with Aziraphale?? The face he did to Crowley???

Like wtf man, he probably knew Crowley wouldn't accept

I really think that, in some way, he talked to Aziraphale in a more, menacing way than Aziraphale said, isnt weird that, in various scenes we always have, one characters pov, than another, than another, always alterning, but when it comes to this, we didn't get to see how the conversacion bettwen Aziraphale and Metraton goes, Aziraphale is the one saying it to Crowley after the whole thing happens, and he probably altered how the conversacion got to go, maybe manipulated some phrases?

Bc, the whole thing is weird, i dont believe the coffee theory, but maybe something bettwen, the theory of "Coffee or death" (idk if is something like that), and, Aziraphale lying

Bc i have seen someone (i dont rebember who now sorry) saying abt this season having alot of references to Aziraphale lies then this being the construction to the biggest one, the final one. And it makes sense bc, this isn't the only thing that was being showed this season, it was that, Aziraphale MAKES his own plans, he knows what to do, he justs like to play like a damsel in distress when it comes to crowley.

Maybe Metraton threatened Crowley, maybe the only way for Crowley to be safe was if he got to go to heaven with Aziraphale, maybe Aziraphale already got to know Crowley wouldn't go, maybe he got Crowley angry on purpose, maybe thats why he smiled in the end, because Crowley wouldn't come back, and then he would be on earth, bc thats part of Aziraphale's plan.

(And i know this doesnt make much sense, but the whole conversacion bettwen Crowley and Aziraphale, in character, yes, but having seen all Aziraphale development, and seeing he thinking abt all the "Jo situation", saying in the face of Archangel Gabriel that he was a horrible person, he knowing very well that, Crowley isnt a bad guy, its something he has been saying for YEARS that he thinks that Crowley is nice, yes he have trauma but, its still weird in some way)

Maybe heaven doesnt want them both on Earth bc they know they will again interfere on the armaggedon, bc they are powerful together, maybe, if they are both powerful on heaven, both angels, that wouldn't be a problem, but they both on Earth? Thats a problem, then, its one or two, or you take both of them, or, you take just one.

They know the power they have together, they cant just let them both be here on Earth together if they both doesn't have side with heaven, they are a threat.

Ik that in some parts im getting confusing but thats bc im putting pieces together while im writing this, but i swear that in my head it does makes sense.

#innefable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens #anthony j crowley #metraton #i swear im not insane

[wildissylupus]

re: scraping genji off the concrete

i was talking to my friends in my discord server abt how demonized ashe is for being a loud country woman who’s also in a position of power

i was bringing up how characters like hanzo and gabriel get their actions excused because they’re attractive men and i was like “yeah people hate ashe for slighting cassidy but apparently thats way worse than hanzo literally hacking away at his younger brother with a sword?”

like i feel like people undermine how brutal it was like he didn’t just stab him one and done it was a massive fight and genji has everlasting scars + his legs are either very broken or cut off considering he mentions wanting to walk again in retribution

and yeah i get it GENJI forgives hanzo but i don’t

Yeah I do agree that people forget how brutal what Hanzo did to Genji was. It was too the point where it was only Angela who could save him. In a world where medical technology has far surpassed our own, do you know how bad it would have to be where only one of the worlds best doctors can save you? It would be bad-

I found a post awhile ago that goes into Genji's cybernetics and what would have been injured;

Yes's it's speculation but it's still worth noting that Genji lost more than half his body mass.

And with Gabe he was pulling a bunch of Bullshit before he even joined Talon. Going behind Jack's back, the Rialto incident, actively putting more people in danger by not thinking things through to point he should have. Let's not forget the little comments he makes towards Genji about Hanzo, and the fact that he let Moira into Blackwatch, someone who no one trusted and who ended being the catalyst of Talon infultrating Overwatch.

Contrast this to what Ashe has done, which is gang activity and being mad at Cole. It really is kind of unfair how the treatment of the two is so different. Yes it's hinted that Ashe somewhat lost her way in the early days of Deadlock's founding;

Putting the gang in danger and possibly even getting some members killed because she was going bigger and bigger too quickly. This didn't just cause problems with law either, but with other gangs too;

Deadlocks rapid growth got them being attacked from all sides, but do you know what she does in contrast to Hanzo? In contrast to Gabe?

She realised that what she what she was doing wasn't working, she look at what she was doing, corrected it, then went for a more diplomatic approach. Ensuring the safety of both her gang, her family, but other gangs around the west too. After Gabe and Hanzo lost something they seemed to just double down and accept what happened while also trying to do something that at least gave the choices they made meaning. Trying to at the very least get something out of what they lost.

Ashe lost Cassidy. Though I don't think that is the only reason Ashe took the diplomatic approach, personally I think Cassidy and Ashe had a fight about morals and what was happening with the gang before he was captured and that's why she took the diplomatic approach, because she knew Cassidy was right. Either way she didn't double down, she looked at her behaviour and corrected.

Honestly the whole situation with Hanzo is going to be interesting, people say that the interactions in game between Hanzo and the other members shows that he'd get along with everyone instantly. But I think that would only be true for Mei, everyone else who were close to Genji while he was in Blackwatch are going to be very distrusting at first. Hell the fact that Angela and Hanzo have not interactions says to me that if they interact outside of story missions it would be a spoiler. (I am of the opinion that Cassidy and Angela are going to meet Hanzo together purely because Genji needs someone to stop Angela from committing a murder)

I think people forget that Genji forgiving Hanzo is a big thing for Genji's development, not just Hanzo's, and I do think that people are expecting them to get along like brothers when that dynamic can't really happen, I think it's part of the reason the writers added in the "your like a brother to me" interaction with Cassidy and Genji. It's also why I like that Kiriko was introduced, it gives Hanzo the ability to have a familial connection again. Neither of them can forget the damage that has been done, even before Hanzo tried to kill Genji.

I personally look at Hanzo and Genji in the same way I look at Cassidy and Ashe. Yes, they can become close again, but things can never go back to the way they were. Trust has been broken, people have changed and damage has been done. All they can do is move forward, with, or without each other.

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch lore #overwatch headcanons #analysis #ashe overwatch #cole cassidy #elizabeth caledonia ashe #elizabeth caledonia calamity ashe #ow hanzo #hanzo #hanzo shimada #genji ow #genji overwatch #genji #genji shimada

[familyagrestefanblog]

The one factor that stresses me the most right now in @buggachat Bakery enemies Au as of pannel 141

Is the fact that Marinette has ALL the power here to ruin Adriens life all over again and it wouldn't even matter if he were innocent or not. We have seen all through the comic that the citizens of Paris are hold massive prejudice against Adrien simply for being Gabriels SON. Not because Adrien did anything wrong himself.

To the point where Marinette feared it would be too dangerous for a drunken Adrien to walk home alone at night. To the point where she quickly changed places with him while they worked in the bakery because people immediately leave the shop in fear or ask why the hell he is allowed in a wine tasting restaurant.

Yes, Marinette HAS good reasons to believe what she thinks and be caught up in her head. She's absolutely not going off of nothing.

But one WORD from Marinette here to the police, to the citizens of Paris, and repeating the reasoning she stated with Adrien himself, and Adriens life is OVER. AGAIN! How understandable her mistake is will unfortunately end up paling into transparenty if Adrien actually ends up facing the brutal consequences of this because the situation is inherently inbalanced regarding its fairness.

Marinette is sleep-deprived of several days and is thinking herself half into madness and if this causes MARINETTE to call the police on ADRIEN, or people are standing outside of the bakery by now and Marinette and Adrien just didn't noticed it and she ends up "outing him" to THEM... then guess what domino effect will occur??

Marinette here is not just accusing an innocent person right now, she is doing that to Hawkmoths son who is STILL on thin ice with Paris despite never having caused any of the harm himself. Or having KNOWN about his father at all.

Right now Marinettes accusations and threats may still be within their little bubble of two people, but this very bubble has already started bursting several pages ago. Literally with Marinette smashing the pastries.

Because put into perspective how this will look. There is a Gala in honor of Ladybug and Chat Noir and coincidentally the bakery Adrien AGRESTE works in is asked to provide the food, but then one day before the event the food is ruined (which he was the only person WORKING on) which will hurt the gala. And then people will start asking what happened. And what if these two will NOT now end up with a reveal or another better outcome from this?

When Adrien thinks Marinette found out he's Chat Noir and that she's hating him for THAT? And he just does what he always does and buries everything inside which will lead this situation to NOT be resolved quickly.

Marinettes threat off calling the police and him ending in jail with his father is NOT some far-fetched outcome. She HAS that power on her fingertips and concidering that she gave him TWO options last page: Admitting his crime so he can reform himself or end up in jail with his father, it's now written to be a possible path of the story if Buggachat wants to torture us further (wouldn't call it unrealistic, it would fit the nature of the story and all the set up in general)

Adrien does NOT know that Marinette is talking about the peacock miraculous, he now thinks she means him being Chat Noir, and undoubtedly Adrien is still fighting with alot of guilt regarding having been Chat Noir and not having known about his father being Hawkmothb (which hasn't been properly explored yet). This right now could end with Adrien thinking that Marinette means that Adrien should reveal to the world that he was Chat Noir and stand accountable for his "failure" .

And THATS something I don't think Adrien can do right now. Rising back up and standing against the accusations that he is LIKE his father, and that he KNEW and helped him is one thing. There is an emotional disconnection regarding the guilt he is battling with.

But his guilt regarding that he has BEEN Chat Noir? Him thinking he deserves punishment for THAT but has been able to run away from these fears thanks to his anonymous identity as hero? That's something entirely else.

I can so easily see Adrien choosing prison now out of deep rooted guilt. The same guilt that still had him go visit Gabriel all this time.

And then? Will the police take him away in full public for all the world to see? How much will it end up mattering when they test the pastries for poison and find nothing? Adrien could only remain at the police station for like 2 days and be found 100% guilty and the damage being done to his life would be irreparable! That's something he could never ever escape from again, unless he reveals to EVERYONE that he was Chat Noir (which btw is how I think this has to end. Both Marinette and Adrien will be known by everyone to be Ladybug and Chat Noir because Nathalie is still who knows where with the peacock miraculous! And for that they need HELP)

THAT'S what I'm stressed out about. Not who is right and whose wrong (although that too)

Arrgh, this AU is so GOOD! Thank you buggachat! :D

#miraculous ladybug #buggachat #bakery enemies au #I'm currently 100% loosing my damn mind over this and I love every second of it! #Thank you buggachat! xD

[antlerx-art]

GOOD OMENS 2 EPISODE 6 REACTION - CONTAINS SPOILERS‼️

THE EVERY IS IN THIS EPISODE. YES I’LL KEEP CALLING IT THAT UNTIL IT HAPPENS. IM GOING INSANE.

starting it 👍🏻

aziraphale you’re standing a little too dangerously in that circle remember last time

“you’re not welcome here” DEEP VOICE OOOOOH pity crowley isn’t here to hear it my guy would’ve fainted

HIS ANGEL OUTFIT 💀THE WAY HES RUNNING

yes maggie ROAST her 🙏

“i’ve spent my life being scared of things” 😭

“BRAVER THAN ANYONE I KNOW”YEEEAHHH MY LESBIANS

shax don’t hurt maggie don’t you even THINK of hurting maggie or nina

“my god you lot are pathetic” LOUDERRR GO MAGGIEEE GOOOOO

no wait why can they get in

MAGGIEEEEEEE WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEE

hehe aziraphale is “perfectly prepared to take defensive action” 😼

“STAY BACK 😠” OHHHH WOW

“you can all leave now, and nobody will be hurt” SO BADASS YEAHHHHHH

rip eric

lol there’s no miracle apparently michael and uriel just can’t notice crowley

noooooo muriel is lonely :(

also crowley comparing angels to bees and aziraphale feeling lonely when he realized he’s an “angel that goes along with heaven as far as he can” in ep 2 is making heaven look like some sort of hivemind and it’s really cool, it also explains why aziraphale is a bit uncomfortable with not having someone to report to after becoming free

CROWLEY WAS AN IMPORTANT ANGELLLLLLL I KNEW IT OHHH MY GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS A STUPID THEORY BUT IT SEEMS TRUE?

aziraphale using the way he discorporated in s1 to discorporate other demons hehe silly

i was about to say that demons can’t possibly be that stupid but aziraphale is reading my mind i guess

AND HE DOESNT HAVE ANOTHER PLAN!

“amen” okay??

gabriel saying nah???? to heaven winning?????

crowley is so doctor who right now

“ARMAGEDDON THE SEQUEL THATS A NAH” 😭 IS THIS WHAT HE WAS PUNISHED FOR??

aziraphale MENTIONING THE FIRE???????

NOOO IT’S TRAUMATIC FOR HIM ☹️

they had a TRIAL?

saraqael knows it’s crowley AND KNEW HIM AS AN ANGEL WHAAAT

“severe measures” no aziraphale you have to say extreme sanctions

“CROWLEY’S EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANGEL”

shax stop making fun of my angel

THE METATRON AT THE TRIAL

UHH why doesn’t gabriel give a fuck about this

“GUYS ENOUGH”? OH MY

“one prince of heaven cast into the outer darkness” DO YOU MEAN. DO YOU MEAN CROWLEY? WAS HE A PRINCE OF HEAVEN????????

junior recoding angel😭 HES ONE CLASS UNDER M U R I E L

crowley’s little punch on their shoulder HES A NICE GUYYY OH HES SO CBBSBDBBD

gabriel is so casual about the trial?? like he just got fired but he didn’t like the job anyway

aziraphale what are you doing

IS HE GOING TO BECOME BIBLICALLY ACCURATE?

THE HALOOOOOO

HE STARTED THE WAR

“YOU WOT?”

just kidding no war apparently

and why is the box full now?????

THE FLYYYYYY that’s what he was writing

BEELZEBUB INVOLVED I K N E W IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

HEHEEHEHEHHEHE INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY

yayyy memories are back

SEASON ONE???????

OH GOD THIS SHIP IS REAL?

arma bloody geddon

ahh and they’re too tired to fight so they agreed to just refuse to do it i guess?

and gabe then went to aziraphale’s bookshop because he was the first one to go against armageddon

A PROPOSAL TO MAKE

yes that’s what i thought

i can’t believe gabriel has a deal with beelzebub this fandom keeps winning this season truly is a shipper’s dream

THE SCENEEEEE from the trailer

he actually goes there just to look at the statue for hours💀

THEY WERE AT THE PUB!!! i keep predicting

romantic ineffable bureaucracy date if they *every* before aziracrow i’ll be dead on the floor laughing

GABE PUT THEIR SONG ON

FINGERS TOUCHING

“it’s bigger on the inside” CAN BRITISH PEOPLE STOP. BEING. BRITISH. (jk i love y’all keep making these silly shows🫶🏻)

ROOOOMANCEEEEEE THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER

HES BACK!

if they kiss istg

“SILLY SILLY ANGEL”

HANDS HOLDING???? WHY IS EVERYONE CONFESSING BEFORE AZIRACROW WAKE UPPPPPP

WHY DID IT TAKE YOU GUYS 6000 YEARS AND INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY MADE IT IN?? SOME MONTHS?

“you will speak one at a time” yummmmy

ALPHA CENTAURY THEY ALWAYS WANTED TO GO THERE

still cant believe they’re canon

THATS THE METATRON

NINA AND MAGGIE TELLING CROWLEY TO CONFESS OOOOOH YESSSS

NINA CALLED MAGGIE ANGEL

ah i suppose the metatron offered aziraphale to be some sort of archangel but hes gonna decline because he wants to be with crowley

ITS ABOUT TO HAPPENNNNNN

no aziraphale HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?????

yeah as i said

AZIRAPHALE HOW CAN YOU STILL THINK THIS I THOUGHT YOU HAD SOME BIGGER CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

CROWLEY’S CONFESSION IM NOT OKAY

“oh crowley nothing lasts forever” shut. up.

CROWLEY PUTTING THE GLASSES BACK ON AS A SHEILD

YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO DINE AT THE RITZ AZIRAPHALE YOURE RUINING EVERYTHING

“i need you!” THEN STAY YOU DUMBASS

NO NIGHTINGALE? STOP IM ABOUT TO THROW UP

WE COULD’VE BEEN US

THE EVERY

THE EVERY OH GOD

THE FUCKING EVERY HAPPENED OH MY GOD BUT ITS SO SAD WHYYYYYYYYY

THIS IS WHY I DIDNT WANT IT TO BE IN THE LAST EPISODE AND EVEN LESS IN THE LAST SCENE I NEED HELP

“I FORGIVE YOU” / “DONT BOTHER”

NEIL GAIMAN PAY MY THERAPY BILLS

aziraphale touching his lips.

GO AFTER HIMMMMMMMMMM YOU IDIOT

i hate this

i need a moment

SO.

i know that in cinema the middle part is usually the sad part so since this show is a three season thing i was already considering the possibility of a sad ending for s2

BUT IT DID NOT. HAVE TO BE THIS SAD.

i have to say it did feel quiet gentle and romantic compared to season one, BUT THIS ENDING. THS FUCKING ENDING???? THIS COULDVE BEEN SO PERFECT WHY DID THE METATRON SHOW UP WHY DID AZIRAPHALE ACCEPT

neil i’m in your walls IM UNDER YOUR BED

AND WHAT IF WE DONT GET A SEASON THREE?

good omens and ofmd both ending with them separated this is too much why can’t gay people be happy

and when i had seen the every i couldn’t wait to see the contentx BUT OHHH I ALREADY MISS THE TIME WHEN I WAS CLUELESS I DIDNT NEED THIS CONTEXT

crowley i’m with you btw aziraphale needs to do the apology dance a million times

alright i’m rambling bye everyone i’m gonna go stare at the wall for seven hours

tagging @neil-gaiman but this time it’s to send him my therapy bills not the reaction ❤️

#stede and aziraphale both abandoning their loved ones at the end you guys are such idiots #good omens #HUUUUUGE GOS2 SPOILERS #gos2 spoilers #gos2spoilers #gos2 #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #good omens season two #good omens season two spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens 2 reaction #gos2 reaction #spoilers #i can’t do it i can’t believe i have to wait for another season to see them happy

[lizardperson]

ockiss24 - day 5!

two horny idiots being horny again... i have no excuse. yes they are kissing. thats why it's oc kiss week yknow.

content warning: smut.

Mika sighed, sipping on her drink. She was so damn bored, just like she had predicted. Law firm party - so lame. Guess that was her life now, being the official girlfriend of a lawyer. And it turned out, she wasn't even the only hot young post-divorce girlfriend, unsurprisingly. Maybe she should casually drop that she was also fucking his soon-to-be ex-wife, that would set her apart from the crowd. Might even stave off the boredom, at least temporarily.

She glanced at Gabriel, who was in a lively discussion with his boss and another co-worker, and she remembered how she had threatened earlier that in case of boredom she would start hitting on his boss. Unfortunately the boss in question, Richard - "Dick" - turned out to be the sweetest grandpa type she ever met, and that would just feel too wrong, even for her. And also, she had promised to behave. Which of course had not kept her from at least teasing Gabriel a little - his face earlier was great, when she whispered a "Thank you, daddy" in his ear. He hated it when she called him that, unfortunately it also made him really fucking hard every single time, and she loved using that on him in strategic moments, preferably in public. Yeah, she was a little shit sometimes, so what. Let a girl have some fun.

Apparently she had zoned out a bit, because suddenly both boss and co-worker were gone, and Gabriel put his arm around her hip.

"You okay?" he checked, probably trying to gauge her potential for causing trouble.

"Yeah," she assured him and put on her sweetest smile. And then she had a great idea. "Can I see your office?"

Amused, he raised an eyebrow. "Sure."

He led her away from the party down some hallways, until they reached his office. She took a look around. Fancy. He had closed the door behind them and was watching her, when she turned around to face him and hopped up to sit on the desk. She grinned at him provocatively, and he walked up to her. Of course he knew what she had in mind.

"Nice office. Such a big desk," she smirked, then grabbed his tie to pull him into a kiss. Fortunately the short dress - the one he picked - made it really easy to spread her legs enough for him to stand between them.

"So you just wanted to get fucked on my desk, is that it?" he asked between kisses, knowing full well what the answer was.

"Yeah. We should probably be quick about it." The kisses grew more heated.

His hand found his way between her legs, pulling her panties to the side and unceremoniously shoving a finger inside her. "Good thing you're already soaked." That was just what making out with him did to her, not her fault.

She moaned into the kiss, clearly getting turned on more and more, and grabbed for his cock over his pants. At least this didn't leave him unfazed. "Fuck, I need you inside me so bad," she begged, and he continued to finger her for a few moments longer.

"Good. Hold that thought," he muttered, and suddenly interrupted the kiss, pulled his hand from between her legs, and stepped back, smirking at her.

It took her a second to comprehend what just happened. "You are so cruel," she whined. As if that would change his mind.

"Only makes you want me more." The fucking smirk again. She hated how right he was. "Now, can we return to the party?" he asked innocently, adjusting his tie. Yep, she definitely deserved this for teasing him earlier. Asshole.

#ockiss24 #mika tag #gabriel tag #otp: a 1000 years #lizardwriting

[larkscern]

hi im warren and welcome to Warrens rlly autistic abt xmen but in a way where Everything he says is right and what everyone else says is wrong

the only things i care abt are warren worthington iii and kurt wagner and i like making them kiss thats all

HERES A COLLECTION OF NIGHTANGEL ART! some require context which i shall provide <3

First full drawing of them together!! lookit them!! this was in like May

theyre so meepit

au where instead of going with mystique kurt goes with warren and helps try heal him

just a warren! hes so fucked up

ok the only other thing i care abt is Azazel (and Janos/Riptide theyre gay in MY mind) so lookie :3 them!!!

NOW WELCOME TO THE AU WHERE INSTEAD OF PSYLOCKE BEING THE HORSEMEN OF PESTILENCE ITS KURT!!

Kurt making Warren remark his silly markings because in X2 he says that they were originally markings that the Archangel Gabriel gave to the humans sosososo Kurt made Warren redo them because hes the Archangel!!! Hes the most angelic thing Kurts ever known!!!!!!!

and thats all thank u for reading my xmen madness theres more theres so much more and yes i did name myself after warren hehe

#warren worthington iii #kurt wagner #xmen #art #fanart #digital art #xmen fanart #nightangel #warren x kurt #archangel #angel #nightcrawler #azazel #janos quested #azjanos #x-men

[purrincess-chat]

I think ml fandom has the wrong idea of ladynoir. Their bond is not only about the flirting and the banter, it's also about unconditional trust and care for each other. So when they say ladynoir is dead, I think they are mourning the lighthearted side of their relationship, forgetting it's way more complex than just Chat Noir flirting with Ladybug. And that side of ladynoir they tend to overlook isn't gone. It's still there.

You are 100% correct, nonny. People are just butthurt that Chat will no longer be making passes at her every 30 seconds of a battle, and they refuse to accept that the love square evolved in s5. Development happened all around, and things have finally changed. It's called growth. At their core, LN are still partners who trust each other, despite Adrien's absence in the finale, which was entirely to prevent him from finding out Gabriel's secret and less about him not mattering as part of the hero team. The writers just really don't want him to know likely bc they don't want to deal with the fallout but thats neither here nor there.

I for one am actually looking forward to the new love square dynamics the most in the coming seasons. It's everything else that has me concerned 🤣 I'm more worried about the threat that the 17 other permanent heroes pose to LN's screentime than canon Adrinette. Bc that was a big plot point in s4 that all of the extra heroes got in the way of LN. Lilamoth is whatever. Gabe's new world of madness is a little concerning, but I can already predict there are going to be too many fucking heroes around. It's Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir, not Tales of Ladybug, Chat Noir, Rena Rouge, Carapace, Pegase, Argos... Them being temporary for a mission or two every now and then was one thing, but I am not fond of the prospect that everyone is a hero now. Idk maybe it won't be as bad as s4, but I have low hopes. I just know it's going to eat LN's screentime during battles bc it already did.

But anyway. Yes. You are right. The core of pretty much all of the sides is still there (LN are still partners, MC can still have wacky hijinks, Ladrien can still have thirsty overprotective bug bc that is her man). Adrinette obviously had the biggest glow up, but I think now that s5 is over they may scale them back since now they are an established couple. They got a lot in s5 bc they needed to establish the relationship, but now they've done that so. Idk. We will see.

#cat rambles #cat replies #asks #if this seems disjointed its bc i just woke up lol

[thatonecode]

not sure i know how to phrase this properly but OF COURSE beelzebub and gabriel got to be happy when crowley and aziraphale didnt within the context of the story . we're assuming gabirel and beelzebub only started meeting up post not-doomsday right ?? they were meeting up in secret to discuss how it might be better if there wasnt a war- they're already talking plainly about their respective sides and how their lives would be easier if they weren't on those sides and in charge . they both have more power than crowley and aziraphale . neither of them are trying very hard to fit into the mould thats been established because they're in charge of it to some degree . of course aziraphale, who has 6000+ years of 'must protect crowley' hardwired into him is going to prioritize crowleys safety over what either of them want (or what he thinks is going to keep crowley safest at least lol) . of course he doesnt run away with crowley . hes spent 6000+ years pretending they dont even KNOW eachother because it wasnt safe for them to be seen doing anything together . gabriel and beelzebub love eachother yes but they dont have nearly the same stakes as aziraphale and crowley do in their relationship . how many times has it been made clear to us exactly how dangerous the consequences are if either crowley or aziraphale were found to be together ???? those consequences don't exist at all for gabriel and beelzebub . of course they got to be happy and crowley and aziraphale didnt .

#im very tired i dont know if this makes any sense #but its smth ive been thinking about #especially how angry this must make crowley #the establishment that gabriel helped keep in place is the thing thats keeping crowley from being happy #and also the reason that gabriel IS allowed to be happy #thats gotta suck for him #go2 #good omens spoilers #cipher go to sleep #good omens #good omens season 2