#yikes yikes yikes

[twomanyfandomshelp]

im so sorry to be the one to tell you this, joel and lizzie do have a ship name but its..............

jizzie

😳

Umm… that’s unfortunate.

I think I’ll stick with just tagging my posts about them joel x lizzie.

#yikes #yikes yikes yikes #big yikes #that’s a terrible ship name #i don’t know what else they could be though #jizzie #god I hated typing that out #joel x lizzie #joel smallishbeans #lizzie ldshadowlady #smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #i’m so sorry

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

The Justice League had been a pain in Dannys side the last few weeks. They insisted that Danny needed a mentor, someone who could help him right in his ever growing list of abilities and whatnot. Danny snuck into one of the JL meetings in the watchtower to find out the real reason and discovered they saw him as a massive powerhouse that needed to be brought into thier side so his power "doesn't fall into the wrong hands". Ick.

Phantom was also pretty sure this had something to do with the bat be it contingency plans or adoption papers that guy is never too far from the top of Dannys list of "people I want to punt into the abyss for the weekend"

Its not that Danny doesn't want the help, he just knows how the League would eventually view him. He is of Lazarus. He is part monster. He has been ever since he died. Danny no longer thinks like a human does, he's "too violent" "obsessive" and "impulsive" by League standards.

Unfortunately, Danny is wired like that. His people are a part of the Infinite Realms immune system and play a key role in its overall ecosystem. There are legitimate biological reasons hes like this, ones that keep him from fading. The League doesn't seem to understand and he can't explain it in further detail without revealing his own weakness and the weaknesses of others like him.

So he just keeps refusing thier help...until he finds someone who the League also don't "agree" with which was strange since he was on thier team.

Plasticman was an ex criminal who has temptations towards money and has a hard time resisting. The stretchy guy also could turn his body into any shape and stretch any length he wanted and had no regard for the human form. Danny was in awe but the moment he heard the guy make a funny joke he made a decision.

If he had to choose a mentor from the JL roster than he picked this guy.

He announced his decision at the next JL meeting sending the place into an uproar.

Alternatively: Danny gives no warning and Plastic man just gets surprised when this glowy kid and his green puppy appear in front of him smiling happily and introduced himself as his new sidekick.

#fanfiction prompts #prompts #dp x dc #danny fenton #danny phantom #the justice league #young justice #teen titans #maybe #batman #plastic man #yall plas is so caught off guard #that face when the massive powerhouse your team is terrified of and has been trying to recruit onto the path or rightousness chooses #the ex criminal bad influence as his mentor #oh and hes prophesied to murder you and destroy the world #yikes yikes yikes #the most compatent person on your team is losing his mind in so many ways #plas is so happy and so is Phantom #danny is so glad he can just casually do freaky body horror stuff around his new mentor and it doesnt bother him at all

[bbygirl-aemond]

did anyone else have this realization while watching episode nine?? i remember going "aww that's so cute they all just hang out in alicent's room when she's not- OH GOD NO"

#yikes yikes yikes #hotd #house of the dragon #hotd episode 9 #alicent hightower #alicent #helaena targaryen #helaena #jaehaerys targaryen #jaehaerys #jaehaera targaryen #jaehaera #blood and cheese #fire and blood #fab

[oldandkinky]

The Witcher fandom rn:

#oldandkinky #a trainwreck par excellence #yikes yikes yikes

[covenofthearticulate]

in all forms except physical, i am crispy lestat lying face down on david's tiger rug.

#wow. it's a very bad brain day. #yikes yikes yikes #i need to go underground for a couple of centuries. everything fucking blows rn.

[adoroborosgoth]

was watching a podcast on the titanic from a year ago and saw this comment....😳

#titanic #this did not age well #yikes yikes yikes #titan submarine #titan #oceangate #terrifying #screaming internally

[stopthatfool]

Thinking about Goose’s cross necklace thinking about Christianity uh oh thinking about Goose’s cross and Christianity and top gun

#yikes yikes yikes #top gun meta hell #IM STUCK AGAIN! #top gun #nick goose bradshaw

[aro-culture-is]

Partially closeted aro culture is having a friend say they think aros are just traumatized and looking down at your aro ring like “stealth 100”

.

#Anonymous #aro culture is #aro #aromantic #actually aro #actually aromantic #ask #mod phoenix #closeted aro culture #yikes yikes yikes #arophobia cw #aromisia cw

[bpdohwhatajoy]

When I realize the reason I’ve been so on edge around someone is because they act really similarly to my abusive ex

#well! #that sure as fuck explains it #yikes yikes yikes #this is bad #I need out lol #cptsd #ptsd #trauma #traumatized #oh I fear this person is a walking red flag lmao

[dathen]

Sherlock Holmes heard that The Beetle Weekly was starting up again and decided to give it a run for its money of Most Racist

#the three gables #Yikes yikes yikes #letters from watson #looks like I’ll be skipping this one

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Oh crap. Tim was coming towards him again. Danny squeezed between and behind various other gala attendees in his effort to escape Mr. I-Just-Want-To-Talk for the fourth gala in a row. What was Mr. Drakes problem? Danny honestly didn't know but between running DalvCo which- Danny had rebranded into a new company with a space themed name and slogan- and keeping up with schoolwork and his social life he had little energy left to deal with the Wayne Enterprises CEO

Danny saw a blue suit in the crowd ahead of him and let his shoulders sage in relief. Ever since he inherited Vlads company Mr. Kord had taken him under his wing. He had told him everything about how his parents were mad scientists and how his godfather, Vlad was a supervillian who had become creepily obsessed with him after comparing him frequently to his mother who he had been romantically obsessed with for twenty years.

Danny hadn't told him everything, no one but his friends and sisters knew about his ghost half. But Mr. Kord was the first and only adult he felt he could confide in.

Danny slid in between him and his kinda/maybe boyfriend Michael Carter, both of whom gave him big smiles and welcomed him warmly. Danny looked back at Tim who was glaring at him half heartedly. There was no way the other teen was going to come try to drag him off. Not with how Mr. Kord had scolded him at the last gala.

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Aka Vlad manages to kill Jack but also accidentally kills Maddie too.

Vlad dies due to reasons and the bats are convinced that Danny did it. Also DalvCo had been involved with countless illegal things and is essentially built on crime (which is one of the reasons Danny needed help so badly) and Ted Kord (Blue Beetle) helped him gain control over the situation after finding Danny crying in a hidden area at a gala and Michael Carter (Booster Gold) has taken up being a "fun uncle" to Danny whenever he gets too overwhelmed.

Tim is either trying to get close to Danny to prove that he's innocent or is just as convinced of his evilness as the others (the second one sounds more fun) also Batman hasn't had his identity exposed to the JL so they don't know who Tim or the other bats are.

Did Vlad die in whatever scheme he made to kill Jack? Did Danny go into a Pit Rage apon finding out Vlad killed his parents and kill him in revenge? Did Vlad fake his death in another hair brainded scheme to get to Danny?

In the meantime Danny is not only making his new business survive, but thrive as well with branches opening up in various cities all over North America and soon one in London.

#dpxdc #fanfiction prompts #prompts #danny phantom #danny fenton #batman #red robin #yum #ted kord #blue beetle #michael carter #booster gold #tim drake #maybe braindead #or dead serious #but later on and very dramatic (i cant be falling for him! hes a supervillian!) of them #danny went to his first gala to ask for businesses advice and got swarmed by high society vultures #yikes yikes yikes

[tricky-pockets]

guys, I live in Michigan. and as far as I know, it's only snowed twice this winter where I am. and it didn't even stick! this is so unsettling. MICHIGAN. I should be up to my ass in lake effect snow right now.

snow is inconvenient, but its absence (in Michigan, in JANUARY) is just wrong.

#climate change #yikes yikes yikes #sam tag 🌌

[mrissineko]

Okay guys I’m freaking out and I don’t know what to do!

So, I let my cat out this morning and she came home with a little rabbit in her mouth, the poor thing was already dead. I recognised it instantly as my 6 year old neighbours bunny so I panicked and I took it upstairs to the bathroom and washed the blood and dirt out of its fur, dried it, brushed it and she almost looked good as new.

I know it’s bad but I sneaked into my neighbours garden and put her back in her hutch so at least the kid would think the bunny had a peaceful ending instead of being torn apart by my cat.

Well, just now I heard screaming so I ran outside to see what was wrong.

It turns out the rabbit was already dead and buried for two days before my cat brought it in, she had just dug it up…

#cat #omgggg #yikes yikes yikes #black cats #cats news #playing with my cats #playing around #funny #just for fun #bunny #funny story #scary stories #meme #copy paste #funny copy pasta #major yikes

[daisywords]

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#my life could be so much more healthy and well-balanced if I didn't have roommates #and it's not their fault!!!! they are nice girls!!! we are chill!!! friends even!!! #and yet #I was so optimistic like. hm when I move I will simply stop letting this prevent me from doing what I want #stop letting my weird complexes win #but...that is easier said than done I guess #but I'm so serious right now if I lived alone it would be so much easier for me to eat well and exercise #maintain habits. meal plan. keep things clean #y'all imagine if I could use more than a six inch x six inch square of freezer space #I would have brought my violin here with me but I knew I would never play when anyone else might be in the house #so pretty much never #I would do floor exercises in my room but I'm scared to bc the floor creaks #I would go do it in the basement but I don't want anyone to wonder what I'm doing in the basement #NOT THAT ANYONE CARES #IT'S JUST ME I'M THE WEIRD ONE! I'M THE PROBLEM #look I am mostly normal and enjoy other people's company #I just need no one to perceive or acknowledge me ever when I'm doing my little tasks #yikes yikes yikes #anyway I'm going to be brave and go do dinner now

[saltysplayt00ns]

Kique is letting an animal abuser move in with him and his TWO dogs?

Allegedly for now until More updates involving it, but there is too much evidence to point out that Chris may have dropped everything to go for kique. Chris is very VERY close friends with Kique, probably chat all in DM's and if they had a thing for each other despite Chris being married, is a big red flag of an affair waiting to happen, and I believe this is not the first time either??  🤔 and when the whole Stazz breaking up with Kique, If I recall Kique was accusing Staz for something, ( I need to check the Docs for this ). Then all of a sudden, Chris drops everything, tried to steal money and stop insurance from the Wife's mother and then NOW from all this Kique is appointing Chris to be a founder alongside Him OF HOME??!! While Chris is lying through his teeth and acting like he didn't just leave the medically, extra care pets to suffer in their own filth and waste. He could've sent them to a pet care, or somewhere he can leave them to be looked over and just leave a message or note BUT NO, HE did the most vilest, cruelest, most idiotic thing they could've done. He didn't even have the Respect nor Curtesy to have a divorce, or communicate. He really doesn't care and just making bloody excuses to act like the victim, a literal Rogio/ Ranach in the flesh. So, for all I know he's a married man who had a decent life, running away for some DICK and delusion of someone who can be their Sugar daddy. How Narcissists and Gold digging can you be - like Bruh

After so many people Kique burned bridges, he STILL has not learned his lesson and may bite off more then he can chew or see it as a win win to use each other to fuck cause they're both sexually frustrated people that believe Sex makes the story better and fix all problem.

#asmundrhome #home #home comic #kique #kique7 #asmundr #asmundrcomic #kiquenordin #kique nordin #bad dog comics #artist beware #red flags #wee woo #animal abuse #what the actual fuck #yikes yikes yikes #fucking yikes #big yikes #yikes