I'm gonna say it im sorry but "crime man" is just crazier and gayer Carmen sandiego
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[REPOST]
I wanted to repost this because the original formatting fucked up the joke. 馃珷
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one thing that the wroef fandom fails to notice is Edith Finch Jr鈥檚 serious symptoms of girlboss, shes literally out here slaying 馃憦馃徑 the馃憦馃徑day馃憦馃徑away馃憦馃徑
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im more convinced than ever than sanremo should only be for people 50 and up. all these elderly contestants have noticeably more stage presence and spirit than all the kids
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Go ahead and tell me Angus McFife II doesn't look like Xisumavoid.
Come on, I'm waiting.
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Linked Universe daily fic idea #6:
Modern AU Twilight has to get each of his brothers the perfect Christmas gift before it鈥檚 too late.
Optional material:
Modern AU, Father Time, momma Malon, custom ages, big brother twi, etcetera. (anything you want to add)
No credit necessary.
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Silver Spoon and Balloons dynamic is like
Balloon: "Why tf did I marry you"
Silver: "Because you love me 馃グ馃グ"
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Can we talk about how much Dan Heng resembles Kaeya?
Not physically or personality wise, but their roles in the story are almost exactly the same.
Hot guy
You can't admit that they aren't flashy in introducing themselves. They are also ALMOST everyone's first crush in the games (Kalfka)
2. Oh? what's this? Lets see...
mysterious past that has something to do with their race/family
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Your welcome
ok guys here me out, here me out for just a second, i promise im not insane ok? ok here me out
if heavy
were to give
medic, ya know medic
ok this is where it gets a little quirky
a blowjob,
would he say omnomnom
that sandwich isnt the only thing heavy's eating-
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My deepest darkest secret? I pretend to be one of those people that think Die Hard is a Christmas movie to watch Alan Rickman be hot every Christmas.
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Person: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
Obi wan thinking of all the unnecessary situations anakin puts them in: I would do it for free
Anakin: We could both shoot each other then get 20 million
Obi wan: This is exactly what I'm talking about
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I was bored again...
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WOO A HEETUAL YES OR YES @yeonjuins
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every negative thing that has happened in the past 4 years was all his fault
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for the last three to four hours, i have been listening to nothing but my little pony songs (equestria girls songs included also) and holy shit i forgot how good these fucking songs were
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