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apostleofgreed · 6 days

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It's here, the finale - my friends thoughts throughout Nona the Ninth (it's a long one)

Right which one of these idiots is stuck in Nona's body

Signs point to both

I think more likely Harrow and shes just removed the massive stick up her ass

Most other signs thus far do point to Gideon though- lack of aforementioned stick, finds herself attractive, loves ass jokes, wants to pet dogs (Harrow seems like a don't work with animals or children type)

Also these other kids have names like they're gonna be running in the fucking grand national

Honestly what the fuck is going on with child conception in this series???

Someone has five dads, God was asking if Harrow and Ianthe were being 'safe' sexually and I'm just confused

Okay so I've only listened to half an hour today but if Crown isn't coronabeth I will eat my own arm

My theory is that neither of them are in Harrow's body and that she's being possessed by The Body

Maybe I should follow in Harrow's footsteps and ask you to fucking lobotomize me

No beta we die like Babs

"what do you think is sexy?" "Eating breakfast" Me too, Camilla, me too

Maybe someone needs to lobotomize Judith, has anyone thought of that?

Thing is I feel like I'm supposed to think John is really bad and is the villain here but I just don't

The worst thing he's done is lie to his friends for a few thousand years

Finally, the baddest bitch in all the nine houses (it's Ianthe)

What a power move honestly first she steals Babs' soul now she steals his body, absolutely inspired

She could literally kill another 200 babies to resurrect Harrow and I'd be like what a babe 😍 at this point

I'm bored of shooting can we go back to swords and doing weird things with your body please

I just think it would be great if Harrow could hop back into her body and have a full meltdown about how to function in this world

Erm Corona darling can you please try to stop them bombing your sister in the body of one of your lifelong pals pls and thanks

Y'all better sTOp

Fucking marry, kill, reanimate I can't hahahaha

"that's not actually crown's boyfriend Nona, it's her sister but I don't think anyone could blame you for getting confused" Fair hahahahah so very true

Don't know how they think this is gonna work seeing as though Harrow and Ianthe literally lived together for like over a year and had an interpersonal relationship but ok

Maybe it's because pash has the accent of a rudeboy from Oldham and suffer is weirdly French (on disliking We Suffer and Pash)

Palamades in Ianthe in Babs is sending me west

Abigail died too soon and really she did all the legwork in Harrow

Can't help but feel all of this drama could have been avoided if Harry had just done the job properly in the first place and just let Gideon die properly

All of this just because an 18 year old gave herself the brain scramblies

Cam has just burst into fire wtf

Can't believe Crux hasn't dropped dead tbh

I've got less than an hour left I feel like we're cutting it fine to get Harry back in her body here

Big flex to be waiting for everyone to arrive smoking a ciggie with your golden skeleton arm

Fucking friendship bracelets and a secret handshake hahahahah

Gideon needs to stop being such a bloody himbo

Who has shouted "get in line thou big slut!" Hahahahah

There we have it, the full series. Hope y'all have enjoyed this.

#the locked tomb #tlt #nona the ninth #Nona #ianthe tridentarius #coronabeth tridentarius #harrowhark nonagesimus

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aqupistau · 10 months

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— ☕️ⸯⸯ : g-docs chatroom﹙bbh﹚

warning: profanity

genres & trope: fluff, crack, and university!AU

pairing: byun baekhyun x gn!reader

word count: 0.89k (edited)

synopsis. an anonymous chinchilla has accessed the document.

An Anonymous Chinchilla has accessed the document.

"Who the actual fuck is with me in Google docs 3 in the morning?" You spat out loud, hair put up in a messy bun, and your wrists feeling like it would joint out of its socket any minute now. Being in the last years of high school wasn't lax like what you think it would be. Pressure of choosing the right course for college, financial plans for the future, you were in between the joys of high school and the dreaded phase of adulthood.

Currently, you were doing final editing and proofreading of the research paper of your assigned group, a work done by the group leader. Your group was a bit decent based on participation and team dynamic compared to others in the class, so there were times you suffered and times that you were a-okay, but they were never like you in terms of work ethic. You were active at night, you loved that everyone was asleep in the house, everything was quiet, and you could do anything without being spoken to in the middle of the night so who is this anonymous chinchilla in your document?

You brush your hands from the crumbs of your midnight snack and type on your keyboard on the chat room in the document.

Y/N: Who are you?

Anonymous Chinchilla: hi group leader! ( ≧∀≦)ノ

Their message and yours are sent at the same time and you flick an eyebrow up in curiosity. Emoticons? Who uses emoticons these days? Was it the assistant group leader? Or the one who hasn't finalized their part yet? No, that's too unlikely.

Anonymous Chinchilla: oh right, i'm baekhyun hehe. sorry, i didn't use my university acc to open this document (・＿・; i'm currently outside so i'm only using my phone (^人^)

Oh, it's Byun Baekhyun. That class clown, that noisy guy from the back rows of the classroom. He was, thankfully, a decent guy in your research group. Had a lot of questions, participative, consulted for your thoughts on his works, and would do their parts before their assigned deadline. Basically, the dream groupmate, but he never struck you as someone who was a night-owl. Although the more curious part of this is why would he be outside? Like outside of your house stalker scenario or outside of his house?

Y/N: …Why are you outside at 3 in the morning?

Anonymous Chinchilla: buying and eating midnight snacks hehe. i typically do this like 3x a week? but i'm currently frequenting the convenience store nowadays bcuz of research (||￣^￣||)

He's the oversharer type. How cute.

Y/N: Oh, I understand.

Anonymous Chinchilla: u're so stiff when you talk group leader just like irl ㅋㅋㅋ

Y/N: Sorry, I like my spelling and grammar right.

He takes a while to answer, and the three dots of him typing finally appear.

Anonymous Chinchilla: r u attacking me rn group leader? (;´д｀)

Y/N: No, please, I didn't mean it to insult you. It's just my habit when writing.

Anonymous Chinchilla: huhu, that's good. i thought u didn't like me or sumn but you can still understand my slangs right? i want to talk to u properly (ノ∀≦。)ノ

You snicker, a bit of your fatigue disappearing from your new entertainment. He's a fun guy, at least, and a good groupmate too. You haven't had a real conversation with him, nor anyone in your group too, so this was really fun and new for you.

Y/N: Your choices of emoticons are funny|

You take a while to send your message, contemplating if you should add emoticons just like what he does, just because. You decide to pick an emoticon that you can still remember.

Y/N: Your choices of emoticons are funny. XD

Anonymous Chinchilla: what is that…

Anonymous Chinchilla: is that the ancient laughing emoticon?

Anonymous Chinchilla: you're using boomer emoticons group leader HAHAHAHAH LMAO

How dare he. You were trying your best to make him feel included and he compares you to a boomer.

Anonymous Chinchilla: sorry, that was rlly cute. (≧∀≦*) i just had to.

Y/N: Yeah, right.

Anonymous Chinchilla: OH NO.

Anonymous Chinchilla: PLS I'M SORRY GROUP LEADER

Anonymous Chinchilla: I WON'T MAKE FUN OF YOUR CHOICE OF EMOTICONS AGAIN PLS DONT BE MAD !! ヽ(illﾟдﾟ)ﾉ

Anonymous Chinchilla: (*´Д`*)!! (⊃ Д)⊃≡ﾟﾟ(ﾟДﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ)ﾞ?

"Pfft—" You let out a laugh, no signs that you'd even be done any minute now. You hold your stomach as it starts to ache to the point your body warns you of the lack of oxygen and too much air coming out of your lungs, your hand smacking anything it lands on and claps enthusiastically like a happy trained seal. "Seriously, his choice of emoticons are hilarious. It's almost like I can hear and see him talking," While you were laughing your ass out loud and trying (yet failing) to calm yourself down, Baekhyun spams the chatroom anxiously.

Anonymous Chinchilla: group leader :"<<< im sorry pls forgive me. i just wanted to talk to you for once since you were always so occupied when i see you (/o＼)(/´△`＼) ○|￣|＿○|￣|＿ o(；д；o)

Anonymous Chinchilla: group leader?

Anonymous Chinchilla: group leaderrrr????

Anonymous Chinchilla: y/n??? (T0T)

You wipe tears of joy from your eyes and cheeks, exhaling out a sigh as a finale for your fit of laughter, and finally put your fingers on the keyboard, typing—

Y/N: I'm sorry for not replying. I had a hard time typing because you're so easy to tease HAHAH

Y/N: Thank you for making my night though =) You're very funny, Baekhyun.

And he takes a bit longer to reply after your message. What's wrong? Was he already on his way home? Was there no service in his area already? But he's still in an active status in the document.

Anonymous Chinchilla: what…what was that group leader… stop it, you're making my heart flutter (*/□＼*)

"This guy, really." You chuckle and take a bite of your bowl of chips beside the keyboard. You wondered why you haven't tried to have a real interaction with him before? You weren't aware that you didn't act approachable as a person, but you knew you were very hands-on as a leader.

Anonymous Chinchilla: oh! i have to get home now, group leader! are there any things you would like me to work on the research today? im willing to sleep late tonight even if we have classes later

Anonymous Chinchilla: (*・・)σo(ﾟ▽＾)ﾉ

Y/N: Nothing at the moment. We have a peer evaluation later with other groups from other classes in the afternoon so…

Why not be friends with him?

Anonymous Chinchilla: sooo????

Y/N: Are you fine if you can tag along with me later?

Anonymous Chinchilla: oh. my. god.

Anonymous Chinchilla: YES OFC

Anonymous Chinchilla: PLS LET ME ACCOMPANY U \( ´∀`)/~~

Anonymous Chinchilla: I WILL DO MY BEST GROUP LEADER (^–^)＼

He's very likable, you thought. Very easy to read and also expressive, for what you've seen. There are some cases where online and real-life people have different personas, but this didn't mind you. Unlike you, who has the same personality both online and in real life, you don't know if you'll be encountering the same Baekhyun you chatted right now. Even so, this conversation was enough for you to have the courage to approach him and befriend him later. You sincerely hoped you could be good friends with him.

Y/N: Okay. Have a good night, Baekhyun. Go back home safe =)

Anonymous Chinchilla: you too, group leader! good night ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆ wishing you a good sleep hehe

Anonymous Chinchilla: see you later in class! (^o^)／~~

The Anonymous Chinchilla has left the document.

#exo #imagines #kpop #exo drabble #baekhyun fanfic #baekhyun fanfiction #baekhyun crack #baekhyun fluff #baekhyun x reader #baekhyun scenario #baekhyun imagines #exo baekhyun #exo imagines #exo x reader #baekhyun drabble

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linhfoxmoive · 2 months

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Happy (late) day of Birth to F.A.N.G!!

2/2/2024

I know I’m pretty darn late, it’s not like I totally finished weeks ago but my art app refused to work anymore because of me, so I couldn’t download it!! 🤩

You know what though, it’s the uh- Thought that counts or uhm let’s just say the number 22 which is actually the number 2 twice, which is today so actually I was late on purpose!! ☝️🤓

Anyways, I wanted to make a post related to my favorite wacky poison guy’s birthday yayyay!! Even if I’m late uhm, anyways I love this dude, he’s just kinda lovable for being so evil and goofy in my opinion, which is gonna the only reasoning I need to validate myself. 😎👍

Also because I unintentionally missed A.K.I.’s birthday, unfortunately by a long shot even more so then this dude’s- I decided to “plan” better ahead and managed to finish this drawing within a “reasonable” amount of time, UP UNTIL MY ART APP STOPPED WORKING HAHAHAHAH AND I GOT BUSY WITH SCHOOL WORK, and to just add A.K.I. into this drawing as a mini version on his shoulder :))

Funnily enough I meant to post this sooner, but have I mentioned that? HAHAH. 😀 I’ve been almost done with this drawing for like, forever!! I just haven’t gotten to “finish finish” because I didn’t shade A.K.I. and add my @ yet from my sudden need to go attend to school matters- 😭

(And I just wanna point out that I did go out of my way to make sure it’s mainly just “two” of everything. Two hearts, two figures on the cake, and two extra little triangle/line details I always draw instead of my usual three!! 🤭)

(Oh also, Happy late again Lunar New Year/Valentine’s Day lmao 💀)

#happy birthday f.a.n.g!!#(even though it’s late uhm 😭)#f.a.n.g #fang street fighter #a.k.i.#aki street fighter #street fighter #sf6 #fanart #art #my reason for why I love him:#“he makes me laugh”#again sorry it’s really late to his actual birthday but honestly at the same time I’m just happy to finish a drawing actually 🤯#anyways I’m gonna backflip off a roof I haven’t been able to draw digitally for like two weeks HELP #this has been in my drafts for like almost a whole month bro hshshsh

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magma-queen · 10 months

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This is @giggly-squiggily ‘s second request! I hope you love it, my friend! And if you have any other requests, please don’t hesitate to ask! <3 love you!

It was one of those days where the two men had absolutely nothing to do but cuddle together, and they were just fine with that.

It was near the beginning of their relationship, after their teams disbanded and came together as one. It was near a year and a half in. They moved in together, and were quite happy that they were together again, regretting everything that’s happened that drove them apart from the start.

When Archie you know, fucked up, with Kyogre.. Archie begged the redhead to forgive him for being a jerk. (And kind of destroying Team Magma’s submarine and base, getting possessed by the red orb, stealing Groudon from them, etc.)

(There was a lot that happened in two episodes of the anime lmfao 🤪)

They immediately rekindled both their relationship, and even their rivalry, to a degree. They still had their differences, but they were willing to work on it to be together.

“Mmmph- Archie.. you’re smothering me~” Maxie murmured, trying to shut his eyes to sleep.

“Awwww, don’t be that way, Max… M’ using ye as my pillow~ I asked, and ye said that it was fine.” He said, snuggling closer.

“Mmm.. I did.. but you’re literally on top of me..” He laughs. “I can’t breathe.”

Archie chuckles, nuzzling his chest. “Can’t help it that I love ye so much.” He got closer and buried his face into his hair. “Yer hair is so fluffy~ it smells lovely too~”

He blushed. “Archie, you’re being so weird right now.” He laughed.

“I’m insulted. How dare ye say that to yer own boyfriend..” He sighed dramatically, laying down on his belly like a pillow.

“Oh my g- enough with the dramatics, you big baby~” Maxie chuckled, scooting closer to him to cuddle.

“But I looooove youuuu, Maxie..” The bigger man whined.

“And I love you too, my darling. But, you’re being a complete brat right now.”

Archie just laughed and hugged him close, sighing happily into his stomach. He looks over to see his boyfriend’s glittering red nail polish on his toes. “Oooh, that’s new.”

“Hm? What is?” Maxie asked.

“Yer toes. Did ye go to get a pedicure done, babe? Without me?”

“Maybe~” He grins. “It’s not that big of a deal. It’s just a pedicure.”

Archie’s eyes shined, looking at how pretty of a color it was. “It IS a big deal!” He sat up and shuffled over to his boyfriend’s feet. “This is so cute! Babe, they’re so pretty!”

*blush* “Again, it’s not that big of a deal, dear. I’m- AH!”

He squeaked when Archie took a closer look at them, holding one of his feet in his hand and gently observing his toes.

“Wh-what are you doing??”

Archie smirked. “Just seein’ what kind of shade ye used~ Ye don’t mind if I look, do ye?”

He knew exactly where this was going, knowing Archie. “Don’t you-! Gmmmph!! Dohohon’t! Don’t touch my tohohoes!” He squeaked.

Archie smirks again, that’s just what he was missing during this little cuddle session, laughter. Specifically Maxie’s laughter.

“Why, honey? I’m just lookin’ at them.” He ‘accidentally’ brushed his fingers underneath his toes.

“GAH-! Ahahahahhehehhehee-! Stohohohohop ihihihihit!!”

“What’s so funny, Max? I didn’t know that the nail polish was funny~” Archie teases, now tickling his toes.

“YOUHUHU BAHAHAHAHSTARD- HAHAHAHAHAH- STAHAHP THAHAHAHAT!! IHIHIHIHIHIHI HAHAHAHAVE SENSITIHIHIHIVE TOHOHOHOES!!”

“Ohhhh~ Ye have sensitive toes, mm? In other words… ye have…”

He covered his face, embarrassed and hysterical. “DON’T SAHAHAY IHIHIHIHIT!!”

“Ticklish toes!” He cackles, tickling in between his toes, making his boyfriend cackle and squeal.

“ARCHIHIHIHIHIE STAHAHAHAHAP IHIHIHIHIHIT!! HAHAHAHAH- I’M- IHIHI’M TOO TIHIHICKLISH!!”

This was so damn cute to the sailor. He chuckles as he continues. “Oh? Well, if yer toes and feet are so ticklish, then why did ye go get a pedicure? Huh? That’s literally paying to get tickle tortured.” He teases. “That scrub brush is hell!”

“IHIHIHIHI THOUGHT I COHOHOULD HAHAHAHANDLE IHIHIHIHIHIT!!!”

“And could ye?”

“NOHOHOHOHOHO!!! AHAHAHAH- IT’S TOOHOHOO MUHUHUHUCH!!”

Archie snickers, tickling the bottom of Maxie’s foot. “My god, what I’d give to have been there. I bet that was a sight to behold~”

“SHUHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUP!!STAHAHAHHAHAP TICKLING MY FEHEHEHEHEET!!”

“Hmm~ okay!”

He stops, letting Maxie breathe. But, he then shuffles back over to his side, pinning him to the bed gently.

“Wh-whahahat’re you- Gmmmph!! Pffffft- *snort*”

Archie’s playful fingers started jabbing at his belly.

“I’ve been wanting to poke that cute tum today.” He looks at his red headed lover trying his best not to laugh. “Hey, ye didn’t say to stop tickling ye completely. Ye said to stop tickling yer feet. Ye said nothing about yer tummy~”

Fuck. He didn’t.

He shouldn’t have to, goddammit. As much as he loves him, Archie is going to be the death of him one of these days. (Affectionate)

Ever since they started dating, from day one, Archie has been an overly affectionate and playful boyfriend. And that, Maxie secretly LOVES. He loves hugs, kisses, cuddles, and yes, even tickles.

“C’mon~ Ye know ye want to laugh~ Hmmm… where can I get the best reaction out of ye?”

Not even two seconds later…

“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! NOHOHOHAHAHAHT THEHEHERE PLEHEHEHEHEASE!!” He bursted out while Archie dug his finger in his bellybutton. “NOHOHOHOT THE BEHEHEHELLYBUTTON!! I’M GONNA KIHIHIHILL YOHUHUHU!!!”

“God, yer so cute, and so is yer little innie~ coochie coochie coo~ is this yer tickle spot? Huh? Tickletickletickle~ Gitchie gitchie gitchie~!”

“STAHAHAHAHP TEHEHEHEASING!YOHOHOHU’RE SUHUHUHUCH AHAHHAHA CHIHIHIHIHILDAHAH- MEHEHEHERCY!! *wheeze* MERCY! I CAHAHAHAHAHAN’T- *squeal* BRHEHEHEHEHEHEHATHE!!”

Archie just giggles to himself, enjoying the boisterous laughter and shrieking giggles his boyfriend laid out for him. He knew he was being so mean right now, going after his tickle spot like that, but he wanted to hear his lover’s precious giggles and squeals. That’s enough of a reason, right? >:)

“NOHOHOHOHO- *snort* MOHOHOHOHOHORE!! IHIHIHIHIT TIHIHIHIHIHICKLES!!!” He shouted, gasping for breath when Archie finally stopped. “Hah.. hehe.. heh.. Ahaharchihihiee..”

“Yer fuckin’ adorable, Max.” Archie cooed, kissing his belly, making Maxie squeal and try wiggling away.

His eyes went wide as his Archie’s lips pressed on his stomach. “Stahah-Stop! That tickles!” He giggles out, trying to squirm away.

“Hahah! Alright, alright! I might’ve went a bit overboard~ I’ll spare ye, for now.” Archie smirks, laughing when Maxie pushes him away. “Babyyyy! I’m sorry! Ye’ve just been so grumpy lately! Please cuddle?”

“Hmph. Dohohohoo you deserve cuhuhuddles after that?”

He pulled out the Lillipup eyes. He knew that Maxie couldn’t resist it.

“Mmm.. perhaps I can forgive you, this time.” He stares Archie down. “But, if you ever pull a stunt like that again, I’ll get you back TENFOLD.”

This did scare Archie a little bit, but anything is totally worth hearing Maxie’s laughter. Any day.

“I guess I’ll be prepared for that, then.” Archie giggles, making Maxie sigh heavily and fall back into the bed.

“You’re ridiculous~” Maxie affectionately teases.

“Bwahahah! Ye love me~”

“Yes, I do. Always~” Maxie says, pecking a kiss to Archie’s cheek. “I’ll always love you. Even if you start your ridiculous shenanigans~ Just, promise me you won’t reawaken Kyogre.”

Archie scoffs and lays back down on his boyfriend’s belly once more, as Maxie affectionately pets his hair.

“I can tell that you’re pouting.”

“Mm’ not..”

“Oh? Are you sure?”

Archie grins, an idea in mind. “Yeah, babe. I’m not pouting.”

“And how would I know that for sure if you don’t look up at me? With those beautiful blue eyes of yours~?”

Haha. He knew he would say that.

“Simple, sweetie. I do.. this..!”

With that, he swiftly raised Maxie’s shirt up, and pressed his lips into his belly while blowing a big raspberry.

“GAAHHAHAHAHAHAH- Y-YOHUHUHU DIHIHIHICK!!!! STAHAHAH- STAHAHAHAHP THAHAHAHAHAHAT!!!”

“Awww, why, sweetie? PFFFFFFT! that wasn’t very nice~”

“BEHEHEHEHECAUSE IHIHIHIHIT TIHIHIHIHICKLES, YOHUHU JEHEHEHEHEHERK!!!”

He gasped dramatically, scribbling at his belly. “How dare ye call me the J word! That deserves double the tickles!”

“NOHOHOHOHOHO NO NO NO IHIHIHI’M SOHOHOHORRY!!” He begged, shrieking when Archie’s fingers found his ribs. “EEEEE!! STAHAH- STAHAHP!! NAHAHAHT MY RIHIHIHIBS-!

“Oh? Yer sorry, huh? Ye were talking a big game just a moment ago~ callin’ me a jerk.”

“IHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI DIHIHIHIHIDN’T- *HIC* MEHEHEHEHEHAN IHIHIHIHIHIHIT!! ST-STAHAHAHAHP IHIHIHIT!!”

Archie chuckles, slowing his tickles just a little bit, and gently tweaking Maxie’s ribs. “God, yer so cute. I completely forgot how ticklish ye really were~ Awww~ did someone get the hiccups?”

“PL-PLEHEHEHEASE-! *HIC* EHEHEHEHENOUGH-! IHIHIHIHIHI CAHAHAHAN’T- *HIC* BREATHE!”

The bigger man cackles as he stops his tickles. Maxie took a deep breath before dissolving back into giggles, trying to catch his breath once more.

“Sorry, babe.. are ye okay?”

“I.. hehe.. will be, heh.. jerk.”

He immediately covered his mouth. He just fucked himself over.

“Ohhh~? Ye must really want to get wrecked again, don’t ye?”

“No no no no- I’m sorry! It just slipped out-! Plehehehease don’t!” He flinched, his hands raised up to defend himself.

Archie tilts his head. “Honey, are ye.. uncomfortable with me tickling ye?” He asked.

“What- no!” He replied immediately, then blushed. “No, no.. not at all. What makes you think that?”

“Ye flinched.. like I was gonna attack ye, or hurt ye.”

“Oh, Archie…” He wraps his arms around his waist. “You know better than that. I know that you’ll never hurt me. *kiss* ever.”

“It’s just… we’ve gotten back together and we’ve been dating for over a year now… if I’m doin’ anything that makes ye uncomfortable.. ye’ll tell me, right?”

“Of course I will, Archie. Nothing you do is wrong or making me uncomfortable. I love you.”

He smiles. “I love ye too, Max. So.. yer not uncomfortable with the tickling?”

His face turned red. “N-no. Not at all.. In fact, I.. I actually quite enjoy it.” His face turned even redder. “God, I shouldn’t have said that.”

“What?? Really?” Archie beamed, really happy. “Awww, that’s so cute, love. I’m so happy to hear that!”

“W-what? You- you don’t think that it’s weird?”

“Of course not! Do ye know how much I love to hear that sweet laugh of yers? It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard, Max. And ye never do it enough! My jokes can only get so far! Maybe a chuckle or two, or perhaps a few giggles here and there.. but nothing like this. It’s such a sweet sound.”

That alone made him chuckle and blush. “Well.. your jokes aren’t the funniest in the world~” He teases.

“Oh yeah? Then maybe ye’ll think THIS is funny!” He grins, pinning him back down and tickling his sides.

“Ahahahahahah- wahahahahait-! Ihihihihihi- *hic* wahahahahsn’t reeheheheheheady!” He squealed.

“Hehe! Then don’t tease me like that, silly! God, yer the cutest~” Archie cooed, moving to his hips.

*HIC* “Ahahahahahahah-! *snort* Okahahahahay-! Okahahahay I’m sorry!! Lehehehehet me uhuhuhup, yohuhuhuhu bihihihig- hahahah- dork!!”

Chuckling, Archie let up, knowing that he’s tickled his boyfriend enough for the day. He leans down and gives Maxie a kiss.

“Ye okay?”

“Heheh.. yes, I’m fine.” He sat up, hugging Archie close. “I love you.”

“I love ye too, my sweet Max.”

#Pokemon #Pokemon RSE #Pokemon ORAS #Requests #Requests for friends #Queenie writes #Fics #my fics #Hardenshipping #Maxie #Archie #Tickling #Giggly-Squiggly

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wowifinallywatched · 4 months

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Listen...this is not my official more coherent thoughts around the Jigsaw installment of the fucking incredible Saw franchise that i normally like to post first but if you've ever wondered what it's like to watch a movie with me and my internal monologue well LOOK NO FURTHER

Coherent thoughts will be coming soon, but for now enjoy a raw reaction to whatever the FUCK THIS WAS I JUST FINISHED WATCHING AND I AKSBFKABF I JUST NEED TO SHARE THIS FEELING WITH SOMEONE HOLY FUCK-

JIGSAW

Listen if you're gonna be bringing this iconic and amazing as fuck series back it better be Fucking at the same level

Ah yes your standard creepy detective who makes sexist jokes like they get paid for it and no one does anything about it because “it's just who they are” and it's one of the bad qualities you have to adopt in about this person uh yeah no FUCK THA-

Okay I'm sorry I'm fucking sorry 39:33??!?!?!?!?!? FUCKING GOLD BEAUTIFUL STUNNING THAT WAS EVERYTHING IVE WANTED LISTEN I KNOW TRUST THE PROCESS OF THESE MOVIES DONT JUDGE TOO SOON BUT FUCK ME THAT WAS GOOD AND I WAS STILL TEETERING Listen I miss John okay-

WHAT THE FUCK IS GONNA HAPPEN IS HE GONNA COME BACK FROM THE DEAD OR IS THIS REALLY SMART AJBRIAHE Fucking skin suit or secret child ass akdbia

Eleanor DYING WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT Like i can judge this would totally be me as well BEAUTIFUL??? OKAY BITCH NOW I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY

OH MY GOD SHOW ME WHO THE FUCK POISENED YOUR SIPPY CUP BAG MOTHERFUCKER I AM LOSING MY SHIT NOT KNOWING IF JOHN REALLY IS ALIVE OR NOT FUChis

“He was my nephew” Oh my god he was his nephew I'm sorry I had to-

BRKJZISHWJBEJAHSIWBWIHSIS MOTHERFUCKING SAW MY FUCKING GOD YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN WJDBQJ PUTTING HIM IN JOHNS CASKET HAHAHHA HOW THE FUCK DID THEY DO THAT QUIETLY OH MY GOD I LOVE THESE MOVIES SO MUCH THEY'RE ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD AND JUST AJDBSIHDJW OBSESSED I CANNOT OH MY GOD I LOVE IT ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SCENES IN MY BRAIN IT WAS EITHER GONNA BE TWO OPTIONS, JOHN WAS GONNA BE THERE OR HE WASN'T BUT JUST IN SAW STYLE, A SURPRISE THIRD OPTION HAS APPEARED HAHAHAH Its like when you watch these movies, you're thinking so hard about one part of it (where the fuck is John) that you become completely oblivious to other options (surprise Mr. Coma has appeared) ALSO I WORK IN THE FUNERAL INDUSTRY AND THERE IS STRICT LAW THAT YOU CANNOT OPEN UP A COFFIN INSIDE THE CEMETERY SO H A

I'm trying to bring logic into these movies when I just watched a man get turned into a human milkshake

But this also means that someone could have taken John's body and has been using his DNA But would the tests come back saying the DNA is dead or alive? Like someone purposely put his DNA under the guys nails to throw them off who's really playing these games I wonder if it's the OG Dr. saw bathroom who's running the show If John really is alive that would be fucking perfect This psycho mortuary girl better not have dug up John himself to fulfill her obsession I SWEAR- OH MY GOD SHE HAS THE OG SAW STOPPPP HAHAHAHAH Wait wait NO NO NO THIS IS A SET UP I SWEAR OH MY GOD THE DETECTIVE

everyone's like “oh copy cats copy cats” but it's actually the fucking detectives that study these cases of jigsaw everyone calm your tips MY TITS ARE NOT CALM WHERE IS THE DAUGHTER NO IM NOT FUCKING AROUND WHERE IS HIS DAUGHTER I SWEAR

Oh my god I hear remnants of the saw music as they drive off from the house 🥺 LITTLE PIGGY IS STILL IN PLAY LES GOOOO Everytime I see VAIDUWOFJKSHEIEHDIJWKDNWKJFKSBEKNWKDJEKDBOSBRKANJDHSID JOHN JOHN SOBDJSBDIAHDIHA I JUST CHOKED ON MY CEREAL OH MY FUCKING GOD JOHN MY JIGGY SAWWY MAN IM GONNA CRY HOLY FUCK IVE MISSED YOU NSKFBSJS HOW THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE IN A FUCKING MORTUARY WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK NO I DO NOT TRUST WHAT I SEE ARE YOU A TWIN BROTHER OR SOME SHIT I AM LOSING MY MIND WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DID THEY REPLACE YOUR BODY BUT THE TEST SUBJECTS WOULD HAVE COME BACK IS THIS A HALLUCINATION HOLY SHIT I AM ABOUT TO BREAK THIS FUCKING TABLE HOLY FUCKING SHIT My boy you look like you've aged so much Oh my god that misdiagnosis hit way too close to home alright I am John number one protector BUT HOW THE FUCK IS HE ALIVE BECAUSE THE TUMOUR AND THE SKABKFJA John baby listen i love you so much and I love the game you've got going on and you give the best monologue but HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALIVE

Listen surely those jigsaw pieces are a set up because surely not even the most dumbass of cops would keep that in their fucking FREEZER HAHAHAH

I am absolutely fucked I trust none of you bitches except daddy mortuary

AWWWWWWWWW MEANING BEHIND THE PIG HEAD MENTIONED SO CASUALLY THAT IS SO CUTE JOHN

John is so fucking extra he has all these props and then uses a single shotgun

This is more trying to pick who Johns new apprentice is and i don't like any of them

GIRL WHY WOULD YOU WEAR BOOT HEELS TO THIS SCAVENGER HUNT

Listen John sliding the door to people's eternal doom just hits different okay

BACKWARDS OH MY FUCKING GOD JOHN YOU ARE SO SMART It’s literally been the EXACT SAME ALL THESE YEARS PLAY BY THE RULES HE NEVER SAID YOU HAD TO SHOOT EACH OTHER FOR YOUR FREEDOM THAT WAS NOT A RULE HE SET IN PLACE HAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS AND I WAS CLAIMING HE WAS USING A SIMPLE ASS SHOTGUN OF COURSE IT WASN'T JUST A SHOTGUN I KNOW BETTER THAN THIS

DADDY MORTUARY WAS THE DOCTOR THAT FUCKED UP HIS TEST RESULTS OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ABSOLUTE LAZY DICKWAD OF A MAN YOU ARE DOOMED HAHAH

Wait what the fuck this is sus whats happening ABDKJSJEBWJDHIWVDJHS I THOUGHT HIS BODY WAS JUST ROLLING AT FIRST WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING NO NO WAY DADDY MORTUARY IS JOHNS NEW APPRENTICE DETECTIVE YOU AND ME ARE THE SAME WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM HIM NO YOU WERE THE ONE I TRUSTED NO FUCKING WAY THE ONLY ONE I TRUSTED TURNED OUT TO BE THE MAN BEHIND IT ALL HAHAHAHAH FUCK WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN FUYCJA FUCKABAFSIABKFJBKAF HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS HOLY FUCK LISTEN I STARTED TO DOUBT THIS ONE THEN I TOLD MYSELF DON’T DO THAT BECAUSE IT’S WHAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME I ALWAYS THINK THEY’RE NOT AS GOOD AS THE PREVIOUS ONE BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T REACHED THAT CLIMATIC PLOT TWIST THAT PULLS ALL THE PIECES TOGETHER AND THEN YOU REACH IT AND YOU THINK HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE FUCKING PAST AND PRESENT PLAY THAT THIS SERIES IS SO GOOD AT

OH MY GOD I GOT SO EXCITED THINKING MY BABY JIGGY SAWWY MAN WAS ALIVE BUT NOPE IT WAS JUST THE PAST GAMES SOBS AND IT’S SO FUNNY BECAUSE NOW IF YOU REWATCHED THIS MOVIE YOU’D SEE ALL THE SIGNS POINTING TO THE TRUTH You just have to follow the rules You just have to follow the signs pointed in the direction of the movie plot OH FUCK ME MOVIE GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR CLEVER WAYS Think about it if you really listened to this movie, it’s literally telling you exactly what’s going to take place Oh fuck me HAHAHAHAH I NEED TO REWATCH ALL THESE MOVIES NOW WITH THAT MINDSET THIS HAS MIND FUCKED ME I CAN’T BELIEVE IT THE FACT WE WERE WATCHING THE OG GAME WITH THE DADDY MORTUARY BUT SIKE IT WAS TEN YEARS AGO

Not gonna lie Daddy Mortuary was kind of hot Jesus I need to learn his real name I'm sure someone said it I was just blinded by his good looks-

I AM LOSING MY MARBLES I LITERALLY CONTINUE DO ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW HAHAHA LIKE HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT MOMENT WHEN HE STARTED GETTING UP LOST IT GAVE ME FEELINGS BACK TO THE FIRST SAW MOVIE WHERE JOHN SLOWLY GOT UP AND REVEALED HIMSELF Oh my god Daddy Mortuary was the son John never got to have *GROSS SOBBING IN THE CORNER*

AND SLIDING THE DOOR SHUT JUST LIKE JOHN LIKE JIGGY SAWY FATHER LIKE JIGGY SAWY SON SO THIS GAME HAPPENED FUCKING YONKS AND WOULD HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED BEFORE AMANDA AND BEFORE WHATEVER THE FUCK DETECTIVE FACE WAS I ALREADY DON'T REMEMBER HIS NAME I just can't I can't believe they still gave us John Kramer content while he's still fucking dead that was so fucking clever You can't have a saw movie without the original Jigsaw in it and they fucking keep it alive in a smart way, not forced, but smart WAIT DADDY MORTUARY WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK DID YOU DO WITH JOHNS BODY I GET IT THE GAMES HAPPENED TEN YEARS AGO AND SUCH BUT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH JOHNS BODY DID HE MOVE A WHOLE ASS CASKET AND REPLACE HIS CASKET WITH ANOTHER actually he works in a mortuary he would have the skills to do that HAHAHAHAH FUCKKKKKKK Listen this movie literally gave us John content, fucking ecstatic about it, then showed it was past John and that he's not really here right now

BUT THEY LEFT THE FUCKING DOOR WIDE OPEN FOR JOHN TO STILL BE ALIVE BY HIM NOT BEING IN THAT CASKET AND I KNOW ITS PROBABLY MORE A “They just put the body elsewhere/ replaced his casket” BUT LISTEN LET ME HAVE THIS SMALL OUNCE OF HOPE OKAY

ALSO DID I FUCKING CALL IT OR DID I FUCKING CALL IT ABOUT PUTTING JOHNS DNA UNDER HIS NAILS ON PURPOSE FUCKING CALLED THAT SHIT BITCH AND IM REALLY PROUD BECAUSE I CAN NEVER DO THAT WITH THESE MOVIES FUCK YES GO TEAM 1 FOR US 16 MILLION FOR THE MOVIE OKAY LET ME HAVE THIS ONE- Not me going on about how old John looks and it's literally exactly how he looks in all the other movies HAHAHAHAHAH

OH MY GOD IN THAT SCENE WITH JOHNS NEIGHBOUR AND LEG-O-LOSS I THOUGHT NEIGHBOUR WAS IN SHOCK (of course we find out because she was his neighbor) BECAUSE JOHN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD BUT IT WAS ONLY BECAUSE THEY WERE NEIGHBOURS NO ONE EVER BATTED AN EYE OR SAID BUT JIGSAW IS DEAD BUT JOHN KRAMER IS DEAD OH MY GODDDDD ANOTHER FUCKING SIGN TO JUST PAY ATTENTION TO THAT'S BEING SAID AND IT WAS REVEAL THE WHOLE MOVIE TO YOU

Just oh my God okay I need to lay this out Daddy Mortuary- Okay no let me find his real name Also poor fucking Eleanor she really was just a Saw fanatic and now she's wrapped up in something she doesn't even realise IF ONLY SHE KNEW BECAUSE SHE WOULD BE LOVING HER OWN STORY RIGHT NOW LOGAN HIS NAME IS LOGAN Alright so Logan fucked up John's test results by mislabelling (the poor other fucking dude that got those results) which i feel like was a bit of an add on instead of reveal WAIT BUT IF THIS GAME HAPPENED BEFORE THE OTHER GAMES IN THE OTHER MOVIES Oh my fuck then he would have no reason to mention it in any of his past monologues because he already faced the man that did it and seeked his ‘revenge’ OH MY GOD OKAY REDEEMED THAT WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD TO COMPLAIN ABOUT BUT HE'S BEEN REDEEMED CARRY ON So John sets up one of his classic games, with the machine that was “never used” or they never found the bodies for OH MY GOD LOGAN GAVE HER THE ANSWER. LITERALLY JUST TOLD HER. BECAUSE HE FUCKING KNEW. HE WAS APART OF THAT GAME. HE WOULD HAVE RECOGNISED THE MACHINE STRAIGHT AWAY. HE LITERALLY TOLD HER BUT OF COURSE YOU WOULD NEVER SUSPECT IT TO BE ANYTHING BUT AN ACCUSATION HAHAHAH SHITTTTT I keep trying to write this out calmly and then get really Hyped up forgive me- The game begins with everyone having their sins AND YOU KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS SO WEIRD THE GAME STARTED WITH SOMEONE STILL UNCONSCIOUS, IT FELT VERY UNLIKE JOHN BECAUSE HE'S ALL ABOUT HAVING A FAIR CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF and when we finally got to see the result of that scene where John is racing out to save him because it was an unfair start and he wanted to personally give him a second chance IM NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING- I wonder how far apart these events were to the previous movie

ANYWAY

My brain isn’t working i literally can't stop thinking about John being a protective father to him John takes him under his wing seeing his pain, seeing his grief and to teach him its not about anger AND LOGAN TEACHING JOHN SOME THINGS TOO SOBS listen, John is the most forgiving person IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT I KNOW WE HAVE LIKE 8 MOVIES TO SAY OTHERWISE BUT LET ME EXPLAIN- HE GIVES THEM A CHANCE TO CONFESS AND THEN BE FREE HE'S ONLY PUNISHING THEM BECAUSE THEY WON'T CONFESS THEMSELVES NOT BECAUSE HE'S MAD Oh my god i really am protecting a serial killer BUT HEY IT'S FICTIONAL And it is fucking wild to me that no one ever found these bodies (JUST LIKE MY BOY ADAM SOBS) and so Logan planned and waited until the perfect moment to fuck with the world Except there's one thing different from John to the other people that have tried to take his place John gives them a fair game, just play by the rules Amanda, Detective Douche, Logan - They all seemed revenge. They gave them a game, but it wasn't always fair, it wasn't always a game that could be won. Oh wait but Detective banana peel ass didn't exactly confess to freeing Logans wife's murderer so he didn't play the game right OKAY THAT WOULD BE VALID THEN It's just crazy to me that a game happened in real time and we technically got to see exactly what it would have looked like but we never saw the actual game

AND OF COURSE LOGAN CHOSE A GUY THAT DOOMED HIS WIFE'S DEATH AS THE GUY TO GET NO CHANCE FOR REDEMPTION TO REPLICATE HIS OWN EXPERIENCE HAHAHAH LOVE THAT

This was so fucking clever and i never want to stop talking about these movies oh my god

BUT OH MY GOD THE DETECTIVES FUCKING HEAD GETTING SPLICED LIKE A FUCKING BANANA PEEL I CANT- THAT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL HORRIFYING AND DISGUSTING BUT SO FLUID AND BEAUTIFUL I cannot wait to watch the new movie and see the graphics All things considered theyve really done these movies justice all through the years Like I'm so fucking happy with the ending of this movie And I fucking adore that we got to see John again But I'm not gonna lie my heart is a little broken he's not actually alive and well- I KNOW WE LITERALLY SAW HIM GET AUTOPSIED wait Was Logan the one to do his autopsy I remember he mentioned something about John being full autopsied but I don't remember if he meant he did it himself WAIT ITS ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME MORTUARY HAND TO DO THE SAW AUTOPSIES HASN'T IT OH MY FUCKING GOD SO HE KNEW THE PLAN ALL ALONG HE FUCKING KNEW OH MY GOD I AM EMOTIONAL-

Now I need to go back and watch the other movies again, for many reasons, but to see if it was Logan all along

I JUST READ MY NOTES WHILE WATCHING PREVIOUS SAW MOVIES AND I MADE A COMMENT ABOUT HOW SUS IT IS THAT THERE’S BEEN ONE CONSISTENT MORTUARY HAND LOOKING AFTER THE SAW VICTIMS HAHAHAH CALLED IT (possibly)

God I don’t drink but right now I feel like I need a drink

ONTO THE NEXT ONE WHERE YOU REALLY CAN’T PREDICT WHAT WE’LL EVER GET AKSBFKBF

#I didn't realise how comforting and how much I love John until I got him back only for him to be ripped away again #fuck these saw movies boggle me and I'm obsessed with it #jigsaw #jigsaw apprentices #saw memes #just saw thoughts #saw franchise #sawposting #saw films #just saw things #saw movies #billy the puppet #john kramer #logan nelson

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giggly-squiggily · 1 year

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~It was super effective~

*based on your wonderful Headcannons. I hope you enjoy this! Love you! ❤️*

JEJKREJKRJKERKJEJKRJKEJK OH MY LORD OH MY GOODNESS OH MY- FREAKING YES!!!???!!! This is a such a beautiful gift- thank you so much @magma-queen! You are a godsend! I've been having such a awful night and this made it all the more better! I love you too!

CW: Swearing

“Maaaaaaaax~”

Oh god. He knew Archie was wanting something from him if he’s saying his name like that.

Maxie puts his book down in his lap, watching his husband come through the door. “Yes, Archie?”

“I was wondering..” He had a mischievous smile on his face. He was definitely up to something. “Could we have a battle?”

“A battle? Not that I mind.. but why?”

He shrugs his shoulders. “I dunno, I just thought it would be something we could do together.”

Maxie sits up. “Alright then, if that’s what you want. Just let me-huh?” He was about to stand up, but Archie blocked him. “What are you doing? Let me stand up.”

Archie smirks at him. “Nope. It’s better if we have our battle right here~”

“Wh- I am not having a Pokemon battle in the house!”

That mischievous smile came back. “Who said it was a Pokemon battle, love?”

“What are you- AH!”

The redhead was pinned down to the couch.

“What on earth are you doing?!” Maxie shouted. “Let me up!”

>:)

“Archie.. no.. I know that look on your face…” Then the realization hit him. “Wait- No- NO-!”

He chuckles. “I’ll go first.. I have higher speed. Archie used… tickle!” He exclaims as he pounces on his husband and tickles his ribs.

“NO- NOHOHOHOHO- YOHUHUHU TRIHIHIHICKED MEHEHEHEHEHE!!YOHUHUHUHUHUHU BAHAHAHASTARD! AHAHAHAH- NAHAHAHT FAHAHAHAIR!!!”

Archie was giggling along with Maxie. “It was super effective! The opposing- hehehe! Mahahahahax!” Maxie found the opportunity to tickle him back. “The opposing Maxie’s defense- hehehe! Ahahahand attack is lowered!”

“IHIHIHIHIHI’M GOHOHOHONNA KIHIHIHIHIEHEHEEHEELL YOUHUHUHUHU!!!” He lost all his strength to fight back and fell backwards against the couch.

“Hehe! Who’s the most adorable redheaded cutie in the world? Huh? Who is he?” He coos. “Ah coochie coochie coo! Where’s my cute little land nerd hubby?”

“STAHAHAHAHAHAP!!!”

“Awwww c’mon! Where’s my giggly man? Huh? Where is he?” He leaves his worse spots alone and goes to tickle under his chin. “Let me see him! C’mon!”

“Hahahahah- hehehehehehee! *snort* Quhihihit ihihihihit!!”

“Awwww! There he is!” Archie cooed.

His face turned very red. Then, Archie stops for a moment to let him breathe.

“Ha.. heh.. you’re.. hehe.. dead..”

He smirks at him before raising his hands once more. “Archie used tickle!” He exclaims before digging his fingers into Maxie’s belly.

“N-NOHOHOHO- FUCK- NAHAHAT MY BEHEHEHELLY!!! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHP!!! HAHAHAHAH- I CAN’T BREHEHEHEATHE!!

“The opposing Maxie’s attack and defense has lowered!” He cackles, continuing his little playful game. “Critical hit! It was super effective!”

Maxie wheezed out squeaky giggles as he tried to escape.

“Awwwwww~ does Team Magma’s fearsome leader have a ticklish tummy?” He taunted.

“F-FUHUHUCK OHOHOHOHOFF!!” He squealed, wiggling side to side.

“Ohohoho~ now ye’ve done it. I know this move will do a lot of damage~” Archie teases, lifting his husband’s shirt up.

He tried to get away, but he couldn’t. “D-DON’T YOU D-“

“PBBTHTHTH!” He blows a big raspberry on his belly.

“NO- NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! NOT THAT!!! *SNORT* AHAHAHARCHIE GAHAHAHAD DAHAHAHAMN IHIHIHIHIT!! STAHAHAHAHAHP!!!”

“Archie used raspberry! It was super effective!” He cackles, continuing his teasing as he drove his husband insane. “PBBBTHTHTH!”

“STOHOHOHOHOP!! IHIHIHIHI GIHIHIHIHIVE!! IHIHIHI GIHIHIHIVE!!! PLEHEHEHEHEHEEASE!!”

With that, he stopped, rising up from his panting husband. “The opposing Maxie fainted!” He chortles.

“I’m gonna- fuhuhucking… kill you..” Maxie wheezed.

“Awwwww~” Archie cooed. “Is someone tired? Did I tire ye out?”

He sits up and glares at him. “Yes, I’m tired, alright… tired of your bullshit!” He says in a teasing tone, gaining his breath back.

This makes Archie cackle. “Bwahahahahah! Awww c’mon, babe!! I thought that was fun!”

Maxie rolls his eyes and wraps his arms around Archie’s waist. “My turn~ Maxie used sweet kiss~”

He lifts his head up to kiss his husband. Archie hums happily as he kisses him back.

“Hmhm.. the battle’s over, sweetie~”

“Hush~ and kiss me~”

While the kiss continued, two index fingers tased both of Archie’s sides, making him yelp very loud.

“AH! Maxie!!”

*smirk*

“No- no no no no- GAH-! AHAHAHAHAHAH! MAHAHAHAHX!! COHOHOHOME OHOHOHON!”

He snorts in response, wiggling his fingers into his husband’s armpits. “What do you mean ‘come on’? I’m just getting started! Maxie used tickle~” He teases.

“NOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!! *snort* NAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!! BAHAHAHABE PLEHEHEHEASE!!”

He continued his teasing. “The opposing Archie’s attack and defense was lowered! It was super effective!”

“MAHAHAHAHAHAX!! GAHAHAHAH! MERCY!!”

He smirks evilly before lowering himself down and blowing a raspberry into his ribcage.

“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! MAHAHAHAHAXIHIHIEEE!!!!” He squealed, squirming side to side. “STAHAHAHAHP IHIHIHIHIT!!! AAAAH!” He squealed again when Maxie blew another one. “THAHAHAHAHAT TICKLES!!!”

“Mmmhmhm~ Maxie used raspberry, it was super effective!” This was pure entertainment for him, and he loved it.

“GAHAHAHAHAH I’M GONNA KIHIHIHILL YEHEHEHE!! AHAHAHA- OKAY OKAHAHAHAY!! IHIHIHIHI SUHUHURENDER!!!”

With that, Maxie stopped his onslaught, after one more raspberry. Archie’s chest heaved up and down as he gasped for air.

“The opposing Archie fainted!” Maxie sat there next to him, snickering. “Revenge feels so sweet. Do you need a max revive, dear?”

“Ihihihi’m.. giving ye.. tehehen seconds.. before I gehehehet uhup.. and obliterate ye..” He giggles, starting to rise up. “Ten..”

Fuck.

“Nine..”

Maxie bolted, knowing that Archie stays true to his word, especially his threats. ESPECIALLY especially his tickle threats.

It wasn’t very long before Archie got up from the couch. He stood up on his feet and went looking for his prey- I mean, husband. 😏

“Ooooohh Maaaaaaxieee~” He sang, walking around their bedroom. “Where are ye, sweetheart? There’s a certain monster looking for ye~”

“God damn it, he’s going to kill me.” He thinks, crouching and hiding in the closet.

It took about 15 seconds before Archie threw open the closet door. “There ye are!”

“Eeep!” He squeaked, trying to run away, but Archie caught him. “Archie, wait!!”

“Gotcha!” He chuckles. “The closet? Not a very good hiding spot, babe. Ye were in the closet far too long before ye married me!” He cackled before placing him on the floor.

“Wait! Archie, please! I-I’m sorry!” He squeaked as Archie raised his shirt up. “No! No no no!”

That evil grin was all over Archie’s face. “Sorry, babe. Ye totally asked for this by tickling me to death!” With that, he pressed his face into Maxie’s belly, and blew a huge raspberry.

“GACK- AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOO!! *snort* NOHOHOHOT THAHAHAHAHAT!!”

“Yes, that!” Archie coos, blowing another raspberry onto the sensitive stomach. He chuckles, hearing his husband squeal and shriek.

“PLEHEHEHEHASE STAHAHAHAP!!”

“Awwww, why would I wanna do that, Max? I haven’t even gotten to the best spot yet!” He smirks, wiggling his finger into his husband’s belly button.

“FUHAHAHAHACK!! NAHAHAHAH- ARCHIHIHIHIHIEEE!! PLEHEHEASE!! GAHAHAHAH- *squeal* NAHAHAHT THEHEHEHE NAHAHAHAHAHAVEL!! CUHUHUT IHIHIHIHIT OUHUHUHUT PLEASE!!!”

“Mmm.. lemme think about it..” Archie says, swirling his finger around torturously. “Nah~ Yer too cute like this~”

“NYAHAHAHAHAHAH-! PLEASE! IHIHIHIHI’M SAHAHAHAHARRYYY!” Maxie squeals, kicking his legs out and trying desperately to get away.

“Awwwww~ what was that? That was really cute~ I wanna hear that again.” He coos, continuing to tickle his husband’s worst spot. “C’mon, I’d love to hear the Great Maxie’s cute little laugh some more~”

“GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- PLEHEHEHEHEASE HAHAHAHAVE MEHEHEHEHEHERCY!! *snort* NYAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEE!!!”

Archie laughs with him. “God, yer so ticklish here. I’ve never heard ye make that kind of sound. It’s adorable!” He makes it worse by tickling his armpit with his other hand. The first hand continues to lightly dig into his sensitive belly button. “Is someone ticklish in his giggle button? Huh? Is he? How about up here? Are ye ticklish here? Coochie coochie coo~”

He knew that the teasing would make it tickle far worse.

“ARCHIHIHIHIHEEHEEHEE!! *squeal* EHEHEHEHEENOUGH!!” He started to cough, his laugh going silent and his mirthful tears began pouring. “I- I- CAHAHAHAN’T- GAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEEHEHEE!!”

“Okay! Okahahay!” He cackles, stopping the torture and letting Maxie breathe. “Ye definitely deserve a break. Are ye okay, hun?”

“I.. I wihihihill be… ahahahahafter I kick youhuhuhur ass..” He threatened as Archie helped him sit up. “That was torture!”

“Aww c’mon, honey~ I knew not to go too far. Besides..” He pulled him close. “Ye loved every second of it.”

“I did not!”

“Mmmmmmhmmmm.. sure, I believe ye, babe.”

Seconds later, Maxie attacked, hellbent on getting his revenge.

“AH-! SHIT- BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! MAHAHAHAX WAIT!!”

He smiles, admiring his husband’s laughter and charming smile. “Mmm.. revenge is truly sweet. *kiss* I love you, Archie.”

“IHIHIHIHIHI LOHOHOHOHOVE YEHEHEHEHE TOOHOOHOOO BUHUHUHUT CAHAHAHAN YE PLEASE STAHAHAHP?!”

*chuckle* No, I don’t think so. Now.. laugh for me, my darling~”

This tickle fight lasted until Archie yielded, then the two of them got into bed, cuddled, and slept peacefully.

#submission #pokemon #hardenshipping #archie #maxie #tickle #tickle fic #fluff #rbe #magma queen #friend :3 #The queen herself writes for us today!#I'm so happy this was stunning!#Thank you for sharing this lovely work with us friend!#I love you too!

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yesyourstalker · 3 months

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Mahi: *sleeping*.

Baja:........... Uh...... Mahi wake up....... We have to move..... Mahi it's time

Neta: Mahi get the hell up!!

Mahi: shit I'm waiting for work! I'm sorry please don't kick my as- oh I'm awake..... Haha I thought I was having that weird dream when I'm late for work and you come over and jump me.

Neta: well if you keep laying there in bed that dream might come true. Get up so I can put the bed in the truck....... Got me up at 6:00 a.m. packing up your shit.

Mahi: right.... Where's Warabi

Neta: at work..... Okay baja on three okay?

Baja: ok

Neta: 1... 2..... 3 ugh....

Baja: ugm

Mahi: so what do you guys want me to do?

Baja: Neta came early so we got most of the expensive stuff. We just need the little boxes they're in the kitchen.

Mahi: right. I'll get to it

Neta: alright let's go before my back gives out. I never truly healed after someone let me fall off a ladder

Mahi: you still mad at that?!

Baja: It's a good thing we're lifting with their legs

_______________________________________________

Neta: I don't understand why you two only have one bed. So it was just you and Warabi sleeping in the same bed?

Mahi: Yeah

Neta: and where did Baja sleep

Baja: I slept on the floor.

Neta: you slept on the floor!?!? Mahi!

Mahi: what?! We gave him a pillow and a blanket! What It's not like he was complaining

Neta: *sigh*....... I'm not going to get into it. Let's just get the shit done. Baja where does Warabi want his dresser.

Baja: oh... Uh... Give me a second..................... Hey Warabi where do want your dresser and other furniture......................are you sure?...... Ok..... ... .. .he wants to throw it away

Neta:................ To throw it away?......... He wants me to throw away the stuff that I spent an hour yesterday putting in the truck and driving here? ...........He wants me to throw it away? ...........Is that what he wants?...

Baja: yeah.

Neta:....................... Give me the phone.

Baja: are you sure you look a little upset I don't want-

Neta: GIVE ME THE PHONE!

Baja: ok

Neta:.... I'll take this outside

[muffled] (Neta yelling at Warabi through the phone)

Mahi: hahahahah oh he's pissed hahahahaha

Baja: hmmm.... How are you so calm about this. I don't think he's going to help us after this

Mahi: Oh Don't worry, he will.. just....... just give him a moment hehehehehe.

Baja: oh.

Neta: there's nothing wrong with the fucking furniture! You don't need to buy new stuff every minute! I don't give a fuck about your aesthetic!! This stuff is perfectly fine, you want it to look different paint it! Well you know what your father is right because you do spend too much money on shit you don't need when you already have stuff that's perfectly fine!.................. No!............ You don't need a new mixer, you don't even bake........ That's different......... YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU NEED AFTER WE UNPACK EVERYTHING. YOU'RE SO QUICK TO BUY SHIT YOU DON'T NEED........... I'm not being mean I...... I'm getting another call and I'll call you back in a second. Hey babe what's up?

Ikkan: I'm just checking in on you. Are you okay?

Neta: Yeah, I'm fine. Why what's wrong?

Ikkan: I got a notification on my phone from your fluxcon. Your blood sugar is at 275 are you sure?

Neta: ugh! Yes I'm fine. You called me for that?!

Ikkan: okay you're a little irritable. Why don't you go for a small walk to clear your head and get it a little down. Ok?

Neta:...........

Ikkan: please

Neta:.......... Ok

Ikkan:mmmmm I love you

Neta: I love you too.... Bye. ... ......* Inhale* .....* Exhale* .... I'm going to go out for a bit. You two unpack what you can. I'll be back in 30 minutes.

Mahi: fine

Baja: ok

Mahi: you unbox all the bedroom stuff and kitchen stuff

Baja: alright

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Neta: ugh.... Ok..... I'm back....... I calmed down a little bit. I may have been a little on edge I apolo-............ Hello?

Mizole: [kissing]oh shit.....sup

Mahi:.........ugh... 30 minutes are up?

Neta:...................................

Mizole: hey! let go of me. Hey! You asshole!!-

Neta: good bye [SLAM]............... Where's Baja?

Mahi: he's unpacking stuff in the loft.

Baja: hi Neta Your back. That was a short walk.

Neta:........... are you serious..... Baja come downstairs I need to talk to you outside...... Mahi get off the couch and set up the TV or something I don't know do something

Mahi: *sigh* alright

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Baja: so... Is something wrong

Neta: I don't think this living arrangement is going to work without some sort of changes happening. I like Mahi They're a good kid. That being said, you need to stand up to them and-

Baja: I don't think it's going to work out either.

Neta: hm?

Baja: I just........*Voice cracked* I don't know..... I don't know what I'm doing *crying* I never did.... I-I just do whatever someone tells me to do. My parents, my teachers, my superiors. Everyone and I never do whatever I want cuz I never know what I want!

Neta: ok ok let's sit down Where's all this coming from?

Baja: *crying* I'm sorry..... I feel so dumb. I am dumb. That's why I'm in this position now cuz I don't know how to say no and I don't know how to express what I want........ Now I'm in the military because my step dad kicked me out of the house. I have to do stupid missions and drills.... I'm in a city I know nothing about.....I'm in a relationship I'm not really ready for.

Neta: ........hmm

Baja: *sniff* heh yeah ....... I like Warabi...... I just don't like Warabi. I thought the longer I stayed in the relationship, I'd feel something but I didn't and I don't....*huff*.... Now I'm moving in with him!....*huff*.... and he wants to..we have to live together.....I-I I I'm not ready to- I don't even want to do... I don't like-.*crying* .............. it's too much!!! *Sobbing*

Neta: ok ok come here, come here let's just take a breather.... Get our thoughts together.

Baja: *sobbing*

(30 minutes late)

Baja:.............*sniff*...............

Neta: how old are you?

Baja: I'm 21 turning 22 next month

Neta: where are you from?

Baja: octo valley..we moved after my Dad died...... not like the really bad parts it was in the suburbs.... not like the canons just... just regular home with other tetras.. I went to an octarian school tho most of my life. Very strict..

Neta: Yeah I know I got expelled form two of them hehehe

Baja: hehe.......*sniff*..... I think I'm better now.... I just need to..you know.......

Neta: okay *sigh* What do you want to do?

Baja:...... Uh...... I I........*sigh* I don't know.... I don't want them to be mad at me I don't Warabi to hate-

Neta: I know It's difficult... Sometimes you have to put your wants and needs first.......you shouldn't feel bad about that.

Baja: you packed and brought everything here I wouldn't want you to

Neta: that doesn't matter right now, I don't matter in the situation. What matters right is you. Do you want to move out? I can find a nice cheaper apartment or you can try to figure something out with them setting some boundaries maybe. It's up to you It's time for you to make your own decisions no one else can do it for you not this time.

Baja:......................

Neta: we can sit here as long as you need to if they have something to say they can say it to me.

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Warabi: wow, it's almost done.

Mahi: yeah no thanks to Neta and Baja. They left me here with all this work. You know when I agreed to have him here I expected for him to do most of the work while we paid bills

Warabi: Mahi he's your roommate and my boyfriend he's not your personal butler. Man We did not have a lot of furniture Like I told Neta. Hm ..... Where is he anyway?

Mahi: hell if I know. They left an hour ago

Neta: sorry about that you just needed a break..... Baja you wanted to say something to Warabi.

Baja: Warabi we need to talk... Uh... It's..... It's about.... Um..... Uhh

Warabi: Wait before you say anything I had to show her bedroom. You're going to love this.

Baja: ummm.. oookkkk...

Warabi: okay so I know it looks cursed right now having the bed in the center but hear me up so I was planning on putting bookshelves right here I know you have a lot of history books. Maybe a small music studio I have on my turntables. I also have this whole section for your little saxy phone maybe you can record some stuff for diss-pair I don't know We'll see what happens. Also I was thinking maybe putting the mirror right here, we don't have a walk-in closet, but I bought these little racks and we can put it right here next to the bathroom and-

Baja: Warabi I don't think this is going to work out I think we should break up.

Warabi: huh?

Baja: I've been feeling like this for a while and I need to tell you that I'm not ready to have these type of relationships I thought I did but I don't It's not you It's me I'm just not compatible with you and I feel like you would be so much better with someone who can meet your needs and your lifestyle I understand if you're angry at me and I understand if you don't want me to be here anymore

Mahi: is he breathing?

Neta: no... I don't think he is

Warabi:...................................

Baja:.........................................

Warabi: ok..... That's ok ...............................hm... Uhhhh. Didn't expect to get dumped today

Baja: *exhale*.................... I'm sorry

Mahi: so what are we doing? We still moving in?

Warabi: do you still want to live with us?

Baja: Am I allowed to?

Warabi: yeah! You're still allowed to be here babe uh Baja... Why don't you stay downstairs, have your own little room and Mahi and I can share the loft? Sound good?

Mahi: sure but the bed is going to be against the wall like a normal person.

Baja: ok......*sigh*....... Ok.

Warabi: ok.......me and mahi will do the rest of the unpacking for today. Why don't you take the WE-Haul back with Neta

Baja: alright.

Neta: see it wasn't so bad you did-

Baja: UUUGGGHHH...UH ....*cough*...*cough"

Neta: oh Cod!... Oookk... we're alright, we're alright You need to sit down?

Baja:.... No... No I'm fine just.........got nervous. *Huff*... Sorry

Neta: alright....... I'll clean that up later......... It's going to rain anyway. It should.... That should wash away by itself. You're fine. You're fine. Don't worry about it. Just get in the- get in the truck. Why don't we pick up pizza on our way there ok? Huh? Feel better by then?

Baja: yeah ok pops...umm!!

Neta: what?

Baja: nothing.... I said- I said ok.

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Warabi: I told Neta we needed more furniture! I didn't say that just as an excuse for me to buy more stuff! Look we don't even have a dresser!!

Mahi: we have a dresser

Warabi: yeah but we need a second one I have a lot of clothes also I was thinking of getting one we can both share. You Neta has tons of shit he can't fit in any more maybe can try to get some the next time we break in we

Mahi: you ok Warabi?

Warabi: .......... Yeah I'm fine. I've gone through a lot of failed relationships this isn't new for me. I'm fine..... just a little bummed tho I'll get over it. Night

Mahi: *yawn* ....... Good night

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Baja:..*sleeping*........

Mahi: *sigh*.... Scoot over

Baja: what.... What are you down here? What happened

Mahi: nothing happened. Just wanted to check on you

Baja: It's okay you don't need to sleep next to me I

Mahi: We're both schoolers... We should both know how fucking miserable sleeping alone is... Now shut up Go to sleep.

Baja: ok...... He's not mad at me right? You look pretty upset

Mahi: Yeah he's upset but....... he's not upset at you per se he's just..... He's upset in general. . . We still like you and shit.

Baja: oh

Mahi: he'll get over it. You know you're still our friend.......... Why are you crying?

Baja: I'm just so really relieved. I thought I was going to get kicked out or yelled at and there would be a fight I just l

Mahi: stop crying and go to sleep. Give me some of the blanket floor is cold.

Baja: *sniff*..ok...

Mahi:....... Baja

Baja: hm?

Mahi: I'm.... Sorry I made you do most of the work. I should have done more that was shitty of me.

Baja: that's ok ... Most of the boxes were heavy anyway.

Mahi:........…... Go to sleep

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Mahi belongs to me now I stole them from @fish-at-fish-fish-resort I put them in the microwave and put it on high for 2 minutes

#they broke up they weren't going to last anyway #mahi being nice to baja wow #Neta being a dad we love to see it #Baja's dad passed away and his mom got remarried #Baja lore??????#fishling being emotionally available to a little octo and now the octo is emotionally available for the little fishling #a modern day symbiotic relationship #but no I do think fish species as a whole tend to get along well with octolings #Baja gets nauseous when he's really anxious #now that neta us at a healthy size he's not hypoglycemic but he still needs to manage his high blood sugar

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rifki16 · 10 days

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Living with Him Episode Two

Photo Credit: Living with Him Twitter Promotional Account | https://twitter.com/drama_karekatsu/status/1780793380210925679?s=12

A very enticing ketchup sauce

The second episode of Living with Him really made a heartwarming impact on my psyche. I think that vanilla is as vanilla gets. I think that the TV show is a good adaptation of the manga, it really filled the holes left by the manga.

The morning scene really showed us how good they are as roommates.

The use of Ryo’s sisters to ask Ryo for a favor really captured one of the crucial characters of Ryo, which is that Ryo has always been the helper in the family, more than his own mum.

When Yoshieri and Kazuhito told Ryo that they’re working in the same restaurant together, it felt rational, we were introduced slowly, part by part about how Kazuhito works and as it turns out that Yoshieri also works with Kazuhito. It made sense that Ryo was sort of “releasing” Kazuhito to Yoshieri because after the introduction, Ryo was just talking about Kazuhito one true crush and seeing them working together made Ryo jumped to the conclusion that it was Yoshieri whom Ryo meant by his true crush. Linguistic side note isn’t it funny that Ryo was focusing particularly and solely on how Yoshieri and Kazuhito were working together even after Yoshieri-san and Kazuhito-kun were talking and hyping up the restaurant to Ryo.

When Ryo’s sisters cancelled on the last minute and he decided to just cancel the reservation outright, without trying a meal in the restaurant, I think it was very sweet that Kazuhito came out of the restaurant in his server’s outfit, looking very dashing, and welcoming Ryo. I think it was understanding that Ryo neglected Kazuhito for a few first minutes of the restaurant visit, Ryo thought that he was there to witness the love of Kazuhito and Yoshieri. It’s nice to see a new form of jealousy. Ryo’s jealousy of not being angry but, quietly and peacefully accepting that the guy you thought liked you turns out to have actually liked another girl.

When Ryo spent more time with Yoshieri, Kazuhito was really territorial, aggressive and sad haha. It was a good background and reference scene so that what happens with Haruna in the future will be more understandable.

I think it was beautifully done in how the show introduced Yoshieri as Kazuhito’s ex, especially after making Ryo believed that Yoshieri was Kazuhito’s true crush. In the manga, it immediately happened after the fake-date scene, and there were really no stakes in seeing Yoshieri as a “competition” or not. The show made it that now we are relieved to hear that Yoshieri was also not the “true crush” that Kazuhito has been talking about. I literally screamed when Kazuhito patted Ryo’s head haha. By the way, why does Yoshieri want to be close with Ryo so badly in the TV Show? Are they going to make Yoshieri interested in Ryo or something? So that Ryo will need to pick between Kazuhito and Yoshieri? I hope not. I don’t think that the show has made enough efforts in presenting bisexual-sexual orientation talk with the audience.

Haruna here is such a Ryo-Kazuhito stan. And I LOVE IT SO MUCH. The way that Haruna first implied about how Kazuhito is so perfect, and confirmed Ryo’s already known knowledge that Kazuhito already has someone in his heart. THEN, when Haruna implied very hardly that IT IS RYO WHOM KAZUHITO ALWAYS HAS A CRUSH ON. So good.

The kissing request scene was actually made more relaxed. Ryo was not livid by the idea that Kazuhito has a crush on him, unlike in the manga. Ryo even got a hug from Kazuhito lol. Of course, the kissing request is then cut for the third episode, it’s TV how else are they going to make the viewers glue to the show.

The teaser for the third episode showed about how the kissing request was cut off by Ryo’s parents visiting the house? HUH? Why? Hahahahah I don’t get why can’t they just immediately make the gallant Kazuhito’s confession for the third episode. I really think they will make a 12-episode show because of the parents’ eventual visit to the house was such a filler to the episode, so that it can be a semi-bottle episode.

I really can’t wait for the third episode. I really don’t have a lot to protest about the show so far. My biggest one was the decision to take lightly of Kazuhito life-altering disability-making injury. I really hope that the next 10 episodes can get better and better.

#gay #japan bl #bl live action #living with him #kare no iru seikatsu #Kazuhito and Ryo #clueless uke

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kassiemari · 25 days

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B O R E D O M

Hellowish

It's been awhile i guess, so what's up everybody?

I'm hoping you have a good and relaxing day ahead, i'm here again guess what because there’s nothing to do in office today that i can write in this blog HAHAHAHA

Its my NANAY’S Birthday today, the 3rd day of April (Grandma) but she’s buried in Manila and here in the province but we see to it that there’s someone who can visit her in her grave, my brother’s maybe who lives in manila. HAYYYYYY

I'm going to rant again, HAHAHA WHAT”S NEW BITCH, this page where i can release all my unsaid thoughts and feelings because if i let them know it'll be a burden to them and i can't do that. So be patient with HA HAHAHAHAH.

So where can I start? There’s so many to rant that i don't know where to start

My office work will end soon so i think i can't finish this blog for today, im continuing this maybe tomorrow? HAHAHAHA ohhh shot i forgot that i have meeting tomorrow with accountant so maybe friday i guess AHAHAH

There’s nothing here, it's worthless paper today.

Hello again, it's the 4th day of April and there isn't much work today as in literally no work at all, so I'm bored and to divert my sleepy eyes, I just write anything to say even if it's nonsense.

So well, I was in Manila yesterday to accompany my friend who has a problem with her work. Apparently she’s involved in a money problem with the company, I can't elaborate it further, it's too personal.

I've also told Sami about it he said, say to your friend that everything gonna be okay and i rely naman that, hoping she gonna be okay too her mental health is too low last year she was diagnosed Anxiety and Depression, when i heard her crying last night i just hugged her that's the only thing I can do to her as her support system, i can't say if she’s wrong or right because I'm not in position to judge everyone’s involvement.

Hoping to end that struggling position for her and today she messaged me something that bothers me. I'm waiting to hear what she's gonna say.

I'M SO SO SORRY I OVERUSED “GONNA” WHEN I KNOW THERE’S NO SUCH FORMAL WORD LIKE THAT

SORRY MY FALSE HAHAHAHA

I've been playing non stop Ariana Grande’s Eternal Sunshine Album HAHAHAH, i felt to dedicate this to Sami but everytime im doing that he’s been active on messaging me HAHAHAHA

So what’s that?

There was also a time when i posted what song I'm playing that day (i forgot the title but it was sentimental HAHAH it was random playing) then he replied

“Why are you sad? We’re okay. Sorry I was busy”

I replied “I know we’re okay, what are you talking about?”

He replied “your story”

I replied “HAHAHA sorry about that it was random”

Defensive much boy HAHAHAHAH it was last year i guess

OH MY GHAAAAAADDDDDDDD

What she said was so big AND I CAN'T TAKE IT howwwwww????

I cant even write it im so shock

Hello again it's my third day doing nothing HAHAHA its 5th day of april today, i'm so lucky to have my day paid while doing nothing because why? I've done it last week so i don't have anything to do now.

So today is friday i'm writing again a non sense paper, like what i said yesterday i knew something that so hard to believe and it involves my work friends, if you red my other writing, I’ve mention these friends there but not totally dropping their names

So this is it, this friend of mine is ranting about her feelings for the last few days, she’s so problematic then within that day she have known that our other friend having flirty jokes with her husband, although it was a joke, we all know that joke are half meant so decreased her hurt feelings i've always reply “please rest for awhile you needed that and everythings gonna be fine” familiar? HAHAHAH it was from someone

Ooohhhh shoooot ive also write that about the talked happened on the 3rd day of april in manila HAHAHHAH my i'm so old to notice that

I don't know how hurt feelings are because I've never had a husband so prone to cheat? Is that cheating already?

For me personally, cheating is a choice. Although there's bait or some malicious actions from others it was your choice to do wrongdoings together with some bait.

So if Sami chose that i don't know I've always ask him naman about it, if he has someone there na that he can be 24/7 let me know so i can exit myself it was painful and hurt but i need to do that, but he said there's no one there so i believe pa but you know sometimes it like i said most of the time I'm thinking about it

That he's super busy? Even sending an updated picture or message he can't do? Oh well we’re not physically seeing each other pa just a face on the video its super seldom pa that’s why I'm okay with it he’s not demanding thou to see me for something, sometimes he just asks for a selfie.

So enough of me i'll go back to the original topic of the day which is my friend SAPAW KA GIRL HAHAHA

WHERE AM I AGAIN? AH ON CHEATING

That’s why I'm asking diba if that's cheating also, texting some flirty message to someone you're not in a relationship with, even if you're too close to that person.

I'm even close to that person, she’s ahead of us you know but, i don't jump into conclusion with just statement, why? Because she’s married too with 2boys that’s why I'm asking WHY?

I'm the actually the one confused, super and i don't understand them anymore, listening is the best i could offer but my mind is so blowing also HAHAHAHA

So this is what nonsense writing feels like? I'm just narrating or ranting? It depends on who reads it anyway but at least it release my thoughts

Anyway i need to stop na this i'm going to publish this eventually

XOXO AHAHAHAHAH

What's XOXO again?

Remember to be beautiful always and always be kind

Lovelots

Kassie Mari

#quotes #writers #secret life #music #boyfriend #datingsite #friendship #random #rant post #rant #nonsense #Spotify

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throwaway-yandere · 4 months

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EHH ELABORATE FIRST ANSY??? HEIZOU AND DOTTORE?? 😀 kinda not surprised but like what? Why them??? Altho tbh, when i think about it, i guess you three have this similar vibe-ish? Maybe more to heizou rather than dottie cuz that's a lil wild if you have the same vibes as him lmao

Anyway, i agree sooo much on dain (trying to not be too biased cuz i know u like him) cuz it fits the dynamic between a gremlin (you) x calm (dain), i feel like it would be so cute!! Buuttt, personally for me, for it to start being romantic, it probably needs a long time? I'm sure you can rizz him during that time tho (^q^)d

(You made me say "YEAH IF I'M NOT DEAD BY THEN" at the last part lmfao)

Heizou I feel doesn't need much explanation, I feel like this matchup perfectly describes why we share 1 braincell lmfao. Always felt like I understand this guy all too well lol.

Dottore's thought process is a lot like mine, me thinks. We don't really linger on the end result, the process is way more fun. Plus, we both have a thing for understanding diff viewpoints ("perspectives"). I feel like my whole "there is no real you, all of the things you've done are the real you. You can be simultaneously polite and kind & be an informal asshole— don't you dare discredit that other side of you that you show to your professor and your friends" philosophy I have would prolly align with his segments. And the thing abt Childe going on about how Dottore had a massive hyperfixation on Ruin Guards, even going so far as to have a dedicated lab, only to abandon it is such a mood. IA character flaw. But still a mood, LMAO.

If I REALLY want to paint myself in a bad light, isn't my way of gaining information on who the anons are in matchups, and enjoying the pain the stories would have in said fics while not really "caring" (read: not really bothering to overthink) if they'd like the pairing or not and just laughing amidst the process of conjuring up messed up and evil yandere ideas— kind of Dottore of me? HAHAHAHAH. In a way, I'm not really anyone's grandparent. I'm the mad scientist and you guys are the puppets /lh (don't take me seriously)

#am i saying I'm dottore? hell no.#I'm just saying we probably think alike. if i was a major prick- thankfully i don't think i am. yet. hAHAHAHAH

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ranilla-bean · 10 months

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15 questions 15 mutuals

i was tagged by @lizardlicks (tyy!!!)

were you named after anyone? parents looked at me aged newborn and thought it'd be a great idea for the 2nd character of my chinese name to be named after my aunt's lingerie company (i dont even wear bras now)

when was the last time you cried? last week?

do you have kids? no & hopefully it stays that way

do you use sarcasm a lot? yeah...

what's the first thing you notice about people? probably their outfits

what's your eye color? brown

scary movies or happy endings? happy endings bc i am a wimp

any special talents? i have a pretty good sense of direction!

where were you born? hk

what are your hobbies? whatever u see here & i'm into baking asw, though i haven't done it in a while cos busy

have any pets? not since pan passed

what sports do you play/have you played? i don't sports, but i do lift at the gym sjsdkfljs

how tall are you? 163 or 164??

favorite subject in school? hahahahah ancient history

dream job? something something i do not dream of labour (im kidding, please hire me someone,,,,,, anyone,)

tagging: @catilinas @slaygentford @faux-fires @yayee-prsp @lacecuffsandcravat @transkojiro @sulkybender @chiptrillino @summerstormsandnoodles @adriancatrin @shirleywatts @arellas

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quinttyz · 11 months

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DEADFIRE NOTES

I made tempest withers a mindstalker >:3 i chose the portrait of the hooded woman for her :0 i wanna try making a custom portrait sometime

She wanted to get sent to the wheel lmao but when she learned of the souls trapped in Eothas’ body she thought of her friends?? And ….aloth……nobody is competent enough to get the job done so she does it begrudgingly

*Ah shit here we go again vibes*

Edér and Tempest taunting the pirates in the opening HAHAHAHAH THAT’S MY BRO TANDEM OF ALL TIME 😩🤌 the steward is like no stOP STOP MAKING OUR SITUATION WORSE

Why is eld engrim whispering to edér some new insults to shout at the pirates LMAO

“WHAT? YOU’RE GIVING YOUR SHIP TO US? THANK YOU KIND SIR MWAH”

Thrown overboard, death loves her too much

“The gods are too dumb to figure this out for themselves”

“But not dumb enough to actually follow the rogue god. Tempest, you got played again”

In search of civilization, Edér notes that this was just like old times

“Reminds me back when we were in Gilded Vale you know…trying to make it out alive. Hey you know what would really complete the experience?”

“Yeah” Tempest throws him a sad smile, “If Aloth was here…”

Some battle quotes Tempest says:

If the gods can’t do anything, I will do it

I will send you to the Gods, and you will helplessly pray that they be more merciful than me!

If the Gods have abandoned us, I will answer to no one for the things I’m about to do to you

If your God wanted you to live, they wouldn’t have made us meet each other

Berath gave me a second chance…and a PISTOL

#quinttyz rambles #oh man #playing deadfire on the steam deck feels so natural #feels so organic i love it #NOT ME WHEEZING AND CRYING WHEN I HEARD EDER WELCOME MY WATCHER BACK #in love with the crew already lmao #i can imagine eder and tempest buying supplies and tempest being the WORST trader ever #eder: nice going captain you singehandedly wiped out our budget #pillars of eternity 2 deadfire #pillars of eternity 2 #my watcher #oc: tempest withers #pillars of eternity headcanons #pillars of eternity 2 headcanons #deadfire headcanons

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themagical1sa · 2 years

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HELLO it has been a hot minute. I didn't get to do this yesterday like I promised because I was Too Sick to be producing anything .-.

BUT ANYWHO here it is, the true English translation of this thing I made at 1 am! writing in my mother tongue was super fun actually. I should think unhinged thoughts in Tagalog more often HAHAHAHAH

will they catch you when you fall? (ISWM main crew heads edition)

was it for a trust fall game or did you really just trip on something?

whatever the situation, let's see if we can trust your crew hehe

Head Engineer Mark

YES OF COURSE. you don't even have to ask this bestie

well with everything you've been through in the past he would be rude to not catch you :\

“CAPTAIN!” he would likely shout before he could catch you

if you have a crush on him it will only intensify in this moment HAHAHAHAHAHA you can only feel crush aggression and giddiness at the same time at his handsomeness ;)

Burt

why of course, he's a gentleman

you must have slipped and he had quickly thought of supporting your posture before you fall

“…please be careful here, Captain” is his advice before he lets you go

this man is so nice. I hope his food will always be delicious for his entire life

Head Cryogenics Celci

another yes of course this person will catch you

then again she has always been concerned for you since you landed on this new planet

“CAPTAIN! Are you okay??” you can really hear the concern in her voice

she will bring you to the clinic if she has to ^_^ she's sweet, isn't she?

Head ADS Gunther

…he won't catch you HAHAHAHAHAHA 😭💔

“hey Isa, that's quite awful” oh come on. he's so used to being a lone wolf after having been through wars and everything before his assignment as ADS for the Invincible. with the many people he's lost in his life it's almost like he can't care anymore — BUT ONLY ALMOST. at least he'll help you stand up. o see there he makes up for not catching you anyway

“you ok, Cap'n?” he'll ask. if you nod he'll let you go then go back to what he was doing

if you're close friends then he'll laugh at you for falling tbh. he's such a bastard with little shit energy for this HAHAHAHAHA but he'll still help you up. but also sometimes you want to choke him for laughing at you

I was laughing alone while writing this HAHAHAHAHA

btw this is still super funny to me LMAO

once again here is the original Tagalog version!

I hope you enjoyed reading ❤

oh hey bonus

Miss Grandmother Dorene Whitacre

well of course she'll catch you!! you doubt her, the grandmother character of this entire series?

actually hold on you're the only one in this corridor. where did she come from-

“be careful where you step, Captain. you never know where you’ll lead yourself to.”

you're not only surprised [by her sudden appearance], you're also spooked by her eerie vibes. you don't know if Grandma Dorene has an underlying message @_@ ty for the catch I guess we still have Captain stuff to do

ok fr it's done. my battery is running out. I still have to tag this post HAHAHAHAHAHA

(not this time though. I am now on my laptop that has a fully-charged battery. heh)

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