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hana-no-seiiki · 11 months

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Is there a part 2 to Yandere Male makima reader x hsr? I absolutely love this story??!

I'd like to imagine reader playing along with caelus's antics of digging through trash cans and possibly helping him find other trash cans to dive lol

Dan heng and reader having mutual thoughts because there are two troublemakers of the astral express.. (yk who)

I don’t usually write these things (asks for updates) but since you caught me at a nice time…

YANDERE HSR ( THE NAMELESS ) x AEON OF CONTROL! READER

These are moreso antics and headcannons rather than a proper sequel to the previous one so…

warnings: major canon divergences, soft yandere themes.

・❥・ You and Pompom mostly have the same duties mainly keeping the express clean, checking its stability, tending to visitors, etc.

・❥・ However you take more of a authoritative position with your duties.

・❥・ Though you created Pompom, they have no idea you are an Aeon. You kept it that way so that Pompom wouldn’t be too compelled to follow you when you diverge paths with the Nameless.

・❥・ You were the one that redressed March and taught her sewing when she arrived frozen one day. As such, she can be a tad too attached with you. Often flirting with you in front of the other crew members. (A fact that most of them hate)

・❥・ You know the photo wall she has in her room? Well in that gallery of hers she has a secret folder of just you. You doing your daily maintenance, you repairing Pompom’s stitches, you just b r e a t h i n g. Yeah.

・❥・ Dan Heng and you often spend hours together in the archive. You had the penchant of checking, and rechecking the organization of things. Your long periods of time together led to him feeling the most safe around you. You already knew of his secrets, but having him divulge it nonetheless still felt like being let into a state secret.

・❥・ Himeko has a suspicion you two aren’t related. In fact you have a feeling she already uncovered what you are. She is however, far too in love with trail blazing and being your sister that she doesn’t do anything to risk the status quo.

・❥・ Welt has the biggest love-hate relationship with you. You haven’t done anything bad per se. In addition to that, you’re the reason Himeko got to explore the stars, but memories of the past still haunt him. Each day he sees you handling the youngins edges him closer and closer to finally letting of go of his resentment.

・❥・ When Caelus isn’t dying inside by being close to you, he likes to be smug by showing how much “care” you put into him. Like the youngest child smirking at the older children as they get the most love and attention. Sometimes he gets himself injured on purpose to get your eyes on him and him alone.

・❥・ Unfortunately due to your presence destabilizing the Stellaron, you don’t get many chances to pamper the boy.

・❥・ Though you did give him a giant wearable trash-can, complete with breathability and protection against the elements.

・❥・ You also don’t go out much and prefer to watch over expeditions. You also make sure never to use your full power as to not alert other aeons aside from IX of your endeavors.

BONUS!

・❥・ Elio and Kafka vehemently worship you. The latter’s domination comes from your blessing.

・❥・ Though they aren’t aware that you took the shape of a human male since you are able to erase yourself from Elio’s scripts.

・❥・ Which leads to Kafka flirting with this handsome man not knowing he’s actually her god.

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peonycats · 6 months

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You might have noticed that i havent been posting art that much recently, which has been caused by a variety of reasons, but one of which is that I've been hunkered down and working on this series about my Siberian OCs!!! Really proud of how these turned out, esp the embroidery and patterns, even if i did fry my hand a bit in the process LOL

Click the read more for icons and personality descriptions written by @irithnova, who I share many of these OCs with :3c

Yukagir: Resident old lady surrounded by (who she sometimes considers annoying) youngins, sweet demeanour and pleasant to talk to, though she isn't immune to giving a good scolding when a younger Siberian is annoying her. Lots of knowledge from her many years when it comes to practical stuff so is good with her hands, though she finds other things difficult to remember… Sakha: Approachable and outgoing, hardheaded and unafraid to speak his mind. Big organiser of events and knows who everyone is - is always trying to extend his reach, even outside of Siberia. Smokes like there's no tomorrow. Was kind of a menace in his youth - his neighbours don't let him forget. Is artistic at heart, has sketchbooks full of illustrations and is pretty crafty. Saul Goodman who? Evenia: Easy going but usually keeps to himself, often mistaken for Evenkia much to his chagrin. Somewhat playful, loves some good banter. Excellent storyteller and has a million random tips and tricks stored in his head. Sporty, loves to challenge people to a race.

Dolgan: Similar to Sakha, she is also hard headed and unafraid to speak her mind, seeing as he raised her. Very studious and serious about her research, calculative about a lot of her actions. Seems timid on the surface because of her appearance, but she's managed to wield a lot of influence. Usually decked out in pretty clothing and jewellery from Sakha. Evenkia: Likes to take on a mentor role to those younger than him, like he did with Sakha. Very knowledgeable and enjoys problem solving. Has a bit of a reputation for dumping children of his onto others, though you would never guess this through his appearance alone. Enjoys collecting things, nerdy. Ket: Serious faced mostly and protective of himself, quite reserved, so it means a lot when he lets his guard down. Very particular about his routines, though this has made him quite good at planning and organising. Caught up in his own thoughts a lot - makes sense seeing as he's the last survivor of the Yenisein family.

Chukotka: Social butterfly and very outgoing. Likes to be sort of a big sister figure to people, including North American groups. May seem scatterbrained and silly on the surface but she is far more clever than she lets on. Very girly and bubbly, wears jewellery that jingles as she walks past. Koryak: "Sibling" of Chukotka but personality wise he's quite different - he takes himself a bit more seriously. Dry sense of humour, and like Ket, he can be pretty sarcastic. Has a reputation of being a troublemaker (blame Russia for that), he's really not though. Being somewhat strung up is unfortunately his default these days. Itelmen: Woman respecter™ (no seriously look up the Itelmens' original polytheistic religion). Invites the other Siberians to his celebrations and is a pretty good host, but is prone to being possessive over them (as in, he wants to remind them that this is HIS tradition so don't try and claim it 🙄). Also prone to unprompted malding. His hair is well styled and maintained, though he pretends like he does nothing to it so as to not give up his secrets.

BONUS:

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6ix9inewiturmom · 21 days

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Wet Dreamz - Matt Sturniolo

Summary: based off the song wet dreamz by J. Cole idk if you need a summary just listen to the song :) takes place in matt’s pov the entire story!!

Warnings: Smut, masterbation,loss of virginity, Highschool matt (he’s 18)x 18yr old, POC!Reader

A/n: i was listening to this song and i immediately thought of matt, cause chris wouldn’t be nervous, matt would be! TELL ME HOW YALL LIKE THISSS!!

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“First time, she was in my math class, Long hair, brown skin with the fat ass”

Today was a normal day in mrs.Melvins math class, i walk in to my assigned seat in the back of the class, that’s when i noticed the seat next to mine that was usally empty had the most beautiful woman in it.

“hi! i’m Y/N! i just moved here from California!”

her words were like serotonin for me, she had the biggest smile on her face when i sat down next to her, she was fucking beautiful. a literal goddess sent from god himself. i had to know her.

“hey! i’m uh im matt! i uh live here.. but you probably knew that considering i go to school here…” fuck matthew you’re an idiot.. she knows you fucking live here how stupid could you be.

she giggles “you’re funny, matt”

i was caught by surprise by her complement, i was a total fool and she thought i was funny?

“oh i um.. thank you” i return her smile nervously

“mr.sturniolo and ms.Y/L/N, continue talking and i’ll separate you” Mrs. Melvin Spoke harshly, we both looked at each other and smiles.

“Sat beside me, used to laugh, had mad jokes The teacher always got mad, so we passed notes”

“is she always this mean? lol” Y/N’s note she passed me read as she pretended to pay attention with a cute cheeky smile on her lips, her plump lips, fuck matt you’re staring. i quickly turned away and wrote the note back to her.

“never to me, i happen to be her favorite you know” with a little winky face written next to it i pass the note back and she opens it and grins at me and playfully rolls her eyes.

our note passing lasted the rest of class, we weren’t even paying attention to Mrs.Melvin’s class, i can’t even remember what the lesson was about, i couldn’t get her out of my head.

“It started off so innocent She had a vibe and i started diggin' it, uh I was a youngin, straight crushin', tryna play the shit cool”

she always kept lookin at me with those sweet innocent eyes, with a beautiful smile on her face, her dimples on her cheeks every time she smiles at me. i need her in every way possible. i’ve never been in love this deep before. i’m so whipped and obsessed and i haven’t even hung out with her besides school.

“But i couldn't wait to get to school cause when I seen Them thighs on her and them hips on her and them lips on her Got me daydreamin', man, what”

the day ended and as i was driving my brothers home, not even paying attention to nick and chris arguing over little shit i didn’t even care to know about, all i was thinking about was her. my thoughts were interrupted by chris screaming in my ear

“MATTHEW… HELLO?!” chris yelled

“hm? what” i respond

“who’s got you so wrapped up in thought” nick uses his index finger to poke my shoulder

“no one, fuck off im just tired” i roll my eyes and continue to drive home

“I'm thinkin' how she rides on it, if she sits on it, if she licks on it”

As i got home the only thing i could fucking imagine is her beautiful plump lips on my cock, sucking me off and cumming on her beautiful face. i can feel the growing aching pain of a boner in my jeans as i’m laying in bed.

i slowly removed my pants and pull out my aching cock and start stroking up and down and immediately start groaning and rolling my eyes back in the back of my head.

“mmf, fuckkk Y/N” a small whimper leaves my lips as my cock starts twitching in my own hand imagining that it was her hand stroking my dick, cum shoots out of me spilling all over my hand and a loud groan comes out of my mouth.

“as time goes by Attractions gettin' deep and Wet dreamin', thinkin' that I'm smashin' but I'm sleepin', I want it bad And I ain't never been obsessed before”

i woke up with a huge wet stain in my underwear and on my sleep pants from my cum staining as i dreamt about her moaning and whimpering underneath me, me making her cum all over my dick, watching her legs shake from my dick sliding in and out of her repeatedly, her screaming my name over and over again, wishing i could just pound my cock

“FUCK” i groan loudly. i should be embarrassed im having wet dreams about this girl. i need to straighten up before i fuck this up.

“She wrote a note that said, “You ever had sex before?” Damn…”

i stopped in my tracks reading this, i looked over at her smiling up at mrs.marvins math class acting as if she’s “paying attention” with her innocent eyes and innocent smile. i wasn’t about to tell her i was a virgin. out of all the guys here in this school, me? i mean ive had a girlfriend but normally the girls go for chris, never me.

“I wrote back and said "Of course I had sex before," knowin' I was frontin' I said, "I'm like a pro, baby," knowin' I was stuntin But if I told the truth, I knew that I'd get played out, son Hadn't been in pussy since the day I came out one”

fuck, matt you’re so stupid, i fuckin hope she ain’t suspect i’m a virgin… i slid the note back to her with a soft smile on my face with panic on the inside of myself.

she smiles at my note and giving me a small wink before picking up her pink pen and writing something down and smiling and shooting me a wink before passing it back to me.

“She don't know that, so she done wrote back and told me "Oh, you a pro, homie? Well, I want you to show me My mama gone for the weekend So Saturday, baby, we can get to freakin'." That's when my heart start racin' and my body start sweatin'”

my fingers that are wrapped around my pencil were tapping my pencil on my desk nervously, there’s no way this is real… Y/N? me? no fuckin way… i’m prayin i don’t wake up from this dream if this is real.

i had to play this cool.

‘don’t fuck this up matthew’ was the only thing repeating in my head.

“i wrote back like "Yeah, baby, sound like a plan." Still tryna play it cool, sound like the man But I was scared to death, my stomach turnin' Talkin' shit, knowin' damn well I was a virgin, fuck”

the boner being restrained from my jeans is making me hard to focus, hard to breathe, i can’t even think of anything else other then how she looks beneath me making every sound escape her mouth because of me, because of my dick, but fuck she gonna find out i’m a virgin eventually.

“Yeah, you know that feelin' when you Know you finna bone for the first time? I'm hopin' that she won't notice it's my first time I'm hopin' that my shit is big enough to fuck wit' And most of all I'm prayin', "God, don't let me bust quick" I'm watchin' pornos, tryna see just how to stroke right Practice puttin' condoms on-how it go? Right”

i’ve been sitting in my room for about 4 hours trying to put some condoms on right, watching every porn video that was on the feed, trying to figure out positions, how to thrust my hips the right way, how to eat pussy, how to do everything right so she don’t suspect i’m a virgin, man i really want this to go well.

“yo bro you’ve been in there for fucking ever are you ever coming out” chris yells on the other side of my locked door.

“i just wanted a nap with no interruptions leave me alone” i lie with my dick in one hand and my phone in the other hand.

ive been at this for hours. i can’t fuck this up. i don’t want her to have a fake orgasm with me, that would be embarrassing as hell, i need this to be better then good for her. i can’t duck this up.

“I'm in her crib, now a palm sweatin' With a pocket full of rubbers and an erection”

“hi matty” she opens the door for me and smiles

“hi Y/N” i smile back at her walking in.

she takes my hand and drags me to her room decorated in her favorite artist and her favorite books sitting so perfectly on her bookshelf.

she pushes me down on her bed that was freshly made up and smelled like her, she straddles me sitting directly on my hard cock.

“you’re so beautiful” i smile looking up at her laying over me

she giggles “thank you”

she leans in and kisses me passionately, i use my hand and rub her thigh and squeeze a little before moving up to her hips and moving them hips looking for some sort of friction on my pressing hard cock.

“That's when my hands start touchin' and her face start blushin' And i roll over on top and then she Get my pants unbuckled and her hands start rubbin”

i softly groan at her hands now rubbing up and down on my cock with a smile on her face

“fuckkk Y/N” i grin

she smiles so innocently looking up at me with lust and excitement in her eyes. man i could bust like this. so fucking quick.

“it's time for action Pull out the condoms real smooth, yeah, just how I practiced But right before I put it in, she flinched and grabbed it and said "I wanna get somethin' off my mental I can tell you're a pro, but baby, be gentle, ‘cause—"

i was in utter shock, she was a virgin too? no fuckin way, i smile down at her and nod as i slowly push my cock in her tight hole

“god damn ma, you are so fuckin tight” i groan softly in her ear

“mpfh- matt please move” she says in a whimper almost

i slowly start thrusting in and out of her and a slight faster pace and holy fuck i’ve never been in this amount of pleasure before. i was in a state of euphoria

my pace quickens and i start groaning uncontrollably in her ear as she moans in mine

“matt im close” she whispers out with a loud pornographic moan as she releases all over my cock creating a ring around the base of my cock.

“fuck me too” my thrusts become sloppy as i pull out and finish in the condom.

we both crash besides each other and she looks at me and smiles with her deep brown eyes, i can’t lie to her anymore.

“can i be honest about something Y/N?” i say softly turning over on my side to look at her.

she turns over to her side so we’re facing each other “i mean you just took my virginity so you can say anything matt” she smiles

“good cause i ain’t never did this before…” i smile softly hopelessly panicking on the inside scared she might get mad.

she smiles at me softly and kisses my lips and i smile into her lips.

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A/N pt 2 SO HERES THIS!!! LEMME KNOW HOW YALL LIKE IT! tysm to @ribread03 FOR HELPING ME OUT ON THIS ONE! ENJOY!!!

#Spotify #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo smut #sturniolo x reader #the sturniolo triplets #sturniolo triplets

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mewtwoandme · 7 months

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Well now that you answered that, you kind of made me realized how lucky I am. Are there really that many people that struggle, even from just making money? If that's true, then I don't know what struggling is.

This could just be fear of my future speaking, but what should I do to prepare for it? Because I don't know a thing about financial stuff, getting a loan/mortage, paying off taxes, bills and other shit, and how to make enough money to even pass by. Ik I'm a bit young for asking this, but I just feel like that I should start preparing now so I don't have to be worried or scared later.

Oh, to be the blissful, carefree youth I once was. I envy youngins like you. Life was good back then lol. I'm only 24 and I'm constantly saying things like this. I feel like I'm in my 70s with the "well back in my day, we were actually able to afford things." XD

Believe me, many people in the states are hurting right now...As far as what to do to prepare for your future honey, that's a conversation meant to be discussed with your parents, those are topics to be talked about with them, or your teachers in school. I will say though, with the way the world is currently and the economy right now, with prices constantly going up, it's never too early to prepare and look into those things ^^

#answered ask #spinytinytim06

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twinanimatronics · 4 months

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Saw the shit you got for sams ships and for fucks sake, people really don't seem to get that 1) robots aren't blood related and therefore they can choose to say yeah no I don't see you as a sibling/cousin/what have you and actually never did in the first place, I just felt pressured to put a label on what I am to you and it felt like I had to choose a familial label (to my understanding that seems to be what happened) and 2) aro ace people can date. Like...insisting that people not ship aro ace characters because "it invalidates their sexuality" is ignoring every single aro/ace person out there who does date (plus you mentioned Moon's questioning his sexuality anyways so like...bruh). :/ Aro aceness is a spectrum and a very nuanced and complex one at that. There's so many ways one can be aro ace. Aro aceness is not about whethwr you date or not it's specifically about feeling little to no or otherwise limited romantic and sexual attraction. That can range anywhere from sex and romance repulsed to indifferent to absolutely loving dating and sex (and that kind of aro ace isn't limited to specifically demiromantic and/or demisexual people either, you can have absolutely no attraction to a person while still enjoying dating and/or being intimate with them)

Mini rant over now oof, I hope you're doing ok :( ppl give each other way too much shit over something as inconsequential as a ship between fictional characters, it really is ridiculous (still absolutely baffled at the fact that people have sent literal death threats to people who ship sun x moon (og version just to clarify lol) like man please chill out)

It’s really just reskinned oncest anyway if you think about it. Fnejfjejd

And I literally got called aphobic for it with someone going aroace people are always guilty of being aphobic to their own community

Like—

What???

Over shipping fictional characters???

Dana, Bruja, and I are all on different ends of the aroace spectrum.

And yeah, I heard about all that :<

The sad thing is when I looked at some of the blogs that are reacting so hatefully, a majority of them were 16 year olds.

Which… I guess explains the lack of critical thinking and emotional competence.

They’re youngins and I can guarantee once they’re in their early or later 20s they’ll look back and feel embarrassed by their actions.

God knows I do

#shipping discourse

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be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie · 1 year

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Potentially an angsty one and trigger warnings but do I kind of do rlly think that spider would hav e been sexually harassed when in the rda custody, obviously that would never happen in avatar because it's rated a 12, but I think that Spider's experiences with being sexualosed when imprisoned could be an interesting concept to explore, because like how would he react? Would he completely understand what is going on? Would quaritch notice / how would he react (I feel like his reaction would 100% be 'well this wouldn't happen if u just put some more clothes on) but anyways, no need to respond if its a sensitive topic was just wondering your thoughts ❤️

Trigger warnings for SA my friends, I know a lot of you in this fandom are youngins. Be safe.

VERY angsty thought, anon. I have seen this concept in a few fics, and it definitely doesn't seem at all out of the realm of possibility to me. Seems like a majority of male soldiers who have been on this planet for a long ass time. I go back and forth on if he would understand fully. He is sixteen but he's also the only human child, and I'd imagine the Na'vi don't have this issue (with the whole mating once and for life thing being so sacred). I'd imagine human puberty would have been explained to him, but I'm not sure if sex would have been. Why bother, right, he's the only human kid. I don't think anyone would think it mattered that much. Even if it was, it's just not something in Na'vi culture and he wouldn't know about it. So much of Spider's trauma with the recoms, and even before that, is generally alien because he's grown up so embedded in Na'vi culture. There literally aren't words for some of what happens to him, and I think that along with everything else he would try to hide it because it's something so human again. Oooh, another reason the Sully's are so important for him because they are the only people that could even begin to understand, but that's another point. 1000% agree on the Quaritch reaction, it's not funny but it made me lol a bit. Can absolutely picture him saying that. I'm SO sure it helped and didn't make Spider blame himself more, 100/10 parenting.

#gotta say u guys #wasn't ready for this influx of asks #but i am enjoying them sm #investing a lot of my time into them lol #v dark tho #hope UR good anon #miles spider socorro #spider socorro #miles quaritch #avatar #avatar the way of water #james cameron avatar #melissa's asks #melissa on avatar (cameron)#we are mindmelding get in

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tame-a-messenger · 17 days

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Disclaimer: not damangela/smosh related but since starkid gets brought up a bit, I hope this is fine

So I never watched starkid because I don’t watch musicals but there is the one guy in it that I see when you guys talk about it and it was driving me crazy bc he looked so familiar and I knew I didn’t know him from that. So after some digging and name searching, his name is Joey Richer. So then I looked up what he’s been in and it turns out, he was officer Petey in the Disney show Jessie. I know you’ve probably been knew this (if you watched that era of Disney) but as someone who’s never watched anything with him since those days, I was pretty shocked. I just could not for the life of me remember who he was but now my mystery is solved lol. I used to watch Jessie so much a few years ago (I think it’s top 3 fav Disney shows) so as a Jessie fan it was extra crazy to me. As I said, this is probably old news to you but I thought it’d be a funny little story to share on here :)

(Starkid is the only thing I will make acceptations for on this blog lmao)

This is so fucking funny to me because I REMEMBER VIVIDLY watching Jessie as a youngin' and all the episodes officer Petey was in, but I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS JOEY UNTIL WELL INTO BEING A STARKID FAN LMAO

Those episodes aired over a decade ago but I remember exactly where I was and what I was thinking when I saw him! I had the BIGGEST crush on Officer Petey! My little self was absolutely ENAMORED with him.

Weirdest part was I was at least 2 yrs into being a fan of Starkid before I stumbled across a post about him being in Jessie! I HAD NO IDEA! (it made so much sense that Joey was my favorite Starkid when I started watching lol even though I didn't recognize it was him)(time doesn't change much I guess <3)

I find it so funny that you had the exact same experience I did lmao

#Starkid #Joey Richter #Officer Petey

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ancientgoddessofegypt · 1 year

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Jupiter in the 11th: Hope & Faith With The Lovers Of Your Community. Learning To Belong In Your Experience With Others & Creating A Circle For You & The People.

Jupiter in the 11th house has a special connection with their friends and lovers of community. Jupiter in this house learns to love who they are and realize that they must be a beacon for others as they move higher in this journey.

In the house of friends, jupiter may discover a period of friendships where they learn from one another and some group is formed in where they may take distance travels and this is where your inspiration comes from. Sudden travels with others can show you the door to where you must be. Being the lucky planet that it is, jupiter receives its fortune by knowing that working with the community and finding ways to help them will be the benefactor for good karma.

Associating themselves with groups that help others like feeding the homeless, lgbtq, healing the sick etc are some examples of what they can do. However, they can also be good at creating groups around topics and hobbies that they love.

You may try doing an arts and crafts event for families or even do something like 'free hot dogs for the community' type of thing. All examples I got out of my brain lol.

Anywho, I see that you guys are oracles of your community, gifting them with the knowledge of sight that you've contained since youngin, you know how to steer others into the right direction. Youre also seen as a lucky charm to people that you come around, so be careful with who you stick around too often, they could be using you.

At some point, you are a leader in your circle/group and become known as an individual who learns how to let others be noticed and heard with all that you do. You think about others just as much as you think of you. You are all about the people and thats what makes you, you.

You can be a creator who makes some pretty special stuff too. This house being ruled naturally by Uranus tells me that you can have all sorts of eureka moments and this propels you closer to knowing what it is you should be doing and creating. Your path is higher than most could ever dictate and you have the higher knowledge that it takes to get to the pedestal of enlightenment on this journey.

Be careful who you trust, because people can always try to take what you've earned for themselves. Think deeper and never let others pick and choose when they can be around you. More than what meets the eye with you guys too.

Hope you liked it !

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destinyc1020 · 3 months

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What you just explained is why I am always baffled when I see people shipping her with je in this day and age. From what we've seen she wants certain things in a relationship and he fell short or doesn't care to meet those expectations. Why don't they want my girl Z to be fulfilled in her relationship? Their only criteria is based on looks (which Tom has btw) and nothing else. Yeah your bf is cute sis but what else can he offer you? Sorry went off on a tangent it's just too many youngins endorsing unfulfilling relationships not just celeb ones so long as the person is "cute" 😒

Chiiiiilllle.... believe me, these fans will learn when they start having more experience in rlshps lol. They will learn to separate the wheat from the weeds rofl 🤣

This type of thinking and making excuses for men only gets women in horrible rlshps.... Or, rlshps where the guy is a jerk and isn't that into the woman.

Women, please don't settle. 🙏🏾 KNOW your worth!!

Re: Tom....

Idk why some ppl are confused with Zendaya's love for him. He's nice-looking, he's successful, he has a nice body lol, he treats her right, he's like her BEST friend, he's charismatic, he's charming, he's not a bum, he works hard, he's a good person, and he isn't afraid of her success or letting her shine. 🤷🏾‍♀️

What's there to analyze???

I would choose Tom ANY day of the week over JE based on what I've heard about him as a bf, and just what I've observed about how he treats ppl too. 🥴

He may have grown up and changed now days, so I won't hold smthg against somebody indefinitely, but to me, there's really nothing about JE that would make me choose him over Tom in a lineup lol.

JE doesn't even really seem like a kind person to me, which is smthg that I value first and foremost in a man... and just in people in general.

But maybe I've misread him. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Smthg about him just makes me uneasy, and I think it's the vibe he gives off, and his body language at times. 👀

I tend to read ppl VERY well.... So, sometimes my gut speaks to me lol, and for some reason I've just never had "warm" feelings about him, and it doesn't even have to do with Zendaya tbh. 😔

But I'll be glad to be proven wrong.... I might have totally misread him. I don't hate the guy (I'll even tune into his SNL episode tonight lol 😅), but nothing draws me to him.... and tbh, his interviews are a turnoff (the print ones).

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thesporkidentity · 6 months

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this turned much more into a dump about my personal emotions and the importance of queer history rather than actual dracula meta, so it's going under the read more, untagged and unrebloggable and a rather unintelligable mess so i can stop bitching about it in my head and move on lol

so my usual shippy jokes aside for a moment, i'm actually quite emotional (in like, 2 completely opposite directions) about the "Godalming and Seward are both happily married," and not even about the line itself, but about certain reactions to that line. and to be clear, this is not a criticism at all of holmward or doing queer readings of older texts at all, i think those are both great. it's more a very specific subset of reactions i've seen of people talking about how funny it is that stoker wrote it ambiguously and never imagined it could be read be read in anything but a straight way, framed as a "lol, how clueless," and it really drove home to me how much things have changed for our community and how quickly.

when this was published in 1897, oscar wilde had just been released from his 2 years of imprisonment and hard labor for the "gross indecency" of homosexuality, which the judge lamented as an inadequate maximum sentence for such a horrible crime. a little over 50 years later in 1952, alan turing was chemically castrated rather than imprisoned for gross indecency and killed himself 2 years later. they didn't even start official decriminalization until 1967, and even then only in a very limited fashion (higher age of consent than for straights, still no sodomy allowed, only when two people are alone in a structure, so no hotels or even another person in a completely separate room of the house, etc., restrictions not repealed until 2000). same-sex marriage wasn't legalized until between 2014 and 2020 depending on where you were in the uk.

just. the idea of same-sex marriage being a read someone might reasonably have would have been unfathomable in 1897, let alone something it would be laughable not to anticipate. hell, i'm not even middle-aged, and i remember my own country's striking down of sodomy laws in 2003 and the legalization of same-sex marriage in 2015. i was a full grown man when that happened. that wasn't even 10 years ago! that's an insane turnaround in just a few decades.

and now we have youngins, some who are even full grown adults now, who think it's silly that stoker never considered someone might interpret that line differently because of course he should have specified "to women and not to each other," blithely unaware of a time in which that clarification wasn't necessary because even the act of being queer, let alone marrying, was illegal.

like, there's a huge difference between "straight goggles" making someone unaware of a very obvious queer read and the realities of their environment precluding certain interpretations in such a way that further elaboration isn't necessary. (and given the inescapability of the wilde trial and the intentional differences between the english and american publications, i don't think stoker was unaware of the homoeroticism in his novel.)

and my first reaction was frustration because god, please learn your history! i love jokes and memes as much as the next guy but i'm begging you to read up on your country's queer history, this progress is so new and so fragile, and you really do need to know the history of your community for a multitude of reasons i don't want to get into on a dracula post! like, it almost hurts to see this lack of awareness, it feels like a denial of our very real lived experience of less than ten years ago or like y'all believe it's not worth learning about.

and then my second, completely opposite reaction, was a sort of begrudging happiness because that's what we want, what we've been working towards. (or perhaps not exactly because my ideal world would have things like queer history included in curriculum so kids actually learn it.) a world where it is silly to think that two men marrying each other isn't an equivalent and obvious interpretation of being told that two men got married. so i'm just sitting here genuinely thrilled that these kids have no emotional memory of a world before the acceptance of, if not legalization of, same-sex marriage. while also being incredibly frustrated by that ignorance because that wasn't and isn't the reality for so many of us, and that very acceptance of marriage equality as a given is what also blinds them to the way their statements can feel so unintentionally dismissive.

like, i'm so glad you've never had to go through what those before you have, but also you need to sit down and read a history book because even if i never want you to have that experience you do need to have that knowledge and understanding of the past.

and then it feels silly to be having all these feelings over a single line about a possible ship between two victorian blorbos, but really the emotions aren't about the ship or the blorbos or the book at all. i just really want people to learn some fucking queer history.

#personal whining #i just needed to get this out so i could stop dwelling on it #and i don't have a diary so this will have to do #it's time for kris's opinion!#i mean y'all kinda signed up for this when you clicked that follow button but i do generally try not to do this to you lol

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overwatch-does-stuff · 2 years

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Hello I’m not sure if this is the kind of request you mean… but I love seeing your dad content about soldier it warms my heart. Is there anything you think of with him and Tracer as Father Daughter?

I love your writings… sorry if this isn’t the right requests.

It still pleases me to see that my Dad76 post is still getting reblogs and notes after all this time. I want everyone to know that I'm still super soft for Dad76 even with my recent hot take of him being an excellent antagonist lol. I'd be thrilled to write some headcanons for you!!

Of all the Overwatch youngins' back in the glory days, Lena was 100% Morrison's kid. Everyone knew it, including her (but except him. . .)

This primarily comes from the fact that Morrison handled the Slipstream incident personally after it happened.

He authorized the project, and didn't think much of giving it the stamp of approval. So much paperwork crossed his desk, and he's not a science man, so he tended to always approve of official projects like that, even the controversial ones (such as Project Echo).

What he did not catch was the probability of success, written in small print and much smaller than it shouldn't been. What he did not catch was the name and age of the proposed test pilot.

What he did not catch haunted him for the better portion of five years.

After the accident, after what he considered his mistake, he took the reins in giving pretty much unlimited funding to Winston's research to bring her back, even though all the signs at the time pointed to her never coming back or being stable ever again.

It's difficult for Lena to remember, but the second time she reappeared in Winston's prototype stabilization chamber, Morrison was there. She was sobbing. Winston was hesitant to let anyone into the chamber, fearing that her condition might transfer. . . but Morrison stepped in anyway, and gave her a hug before she disappeared from his arms.

(Ana gave him a stern talking-to afterwards. She agreed with him in principal but having Overwatch's lead strike commander disappear from time disassociation nonsense would not have been a good thing.)

After that, he mostly kept his distance. He greenlit even more funding for Winston to develop the chronal accelerator, even though Overwatch was already suffering from some funding issues. He said it was an obligation. He was right, but it was also so much more.

And when Lena received the accelerator, and all was said and done, Morrison personally informed her that it was her choice to stay with Overwatch if she wanted to, that she'd be given a full pension and benefits if she decided to return to civilian life. He was baffled when she said saluted him and expressed her resolution to become an agent.

(Would she have stayed if it was anyone other than Morrison? She's not sure, but he was certainly a big factor. To put it simply, he cared, and perhaps she was projecting a bit of her late father into his stern but gentle demeanor.)

Since her first mission during the London Uprising, the two only grew closer. When Morrison needed the perspective of an agent on the ground when it came to making new policies, he'd always come to her.

He also liked to check up on her welfare on occasion. This usually meant stopping by her quarters for a quick chat, and sometimes staying for a cup of tea.

(He doesn't like her tea- she brews it long, hot, and bitter, unlike Ana's usual blends, but he still drinks it. It's a great energy boost, at least.)

Lena took him to his first Pride parade since before the Omnic Crisis when she spotted the little pride flag hanging in his office during pride month. He was reluctant to go, worried about being recognized and mobbed in the crowd, so she created a genius foolproof disguise for him out of a hat, sunglasses, and leather pants. Slap on some makeup, and he was practically unrecognizable. . . and very fabulous.

He had so much fun during Pride that for the next week, Ana and Gabe were confused about his sudden lift in self-esteem.

Pride became a yearly tradition for Lena and Morrison until Overwatch fell apart.

(Which means that he has met Emily! He 100% approves, lol)

Random headcanon, but Morrison always gave her shoulder pats as a greeting.

And when Soldier 76 reaches his hand out to her shoulder, five years after Morrison was proclaimed dead, Lena pulls away, with a mixture of hurt and confusion written all over her face.

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #tracer #soldier 76 #lena oxten #jack morrison #I love fluff but I had to throw in that angst at the end #can't wait to see how much of this is snuffed by OW2!

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