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*this includes if you've gone back and forth. so if you went from straight to bi to gay to bi to gay, that's 5 times

#3 times #straight to lesbian to queer (women and nonbinary only) to queer (it turns out i like men) #not a quote #not sanders sides #not sanders related

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actually inspired by recent geography posting lets see where we're all at. go here & complete the quiz to the best of your ability, no cheating:

#157 BABYYY #THANK YOU YAKKOS WORLD AND MY 122+ DAY STREAK ON GLOBLE #seriously tho i was reciting that outdated cartoon song like my life depended on it #i lost on a lot of the islands unfortunately i havent memorized them #not a quote #not sanders sides

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please add which number did you pick and what country are you from in the tags!!

#2 #mainly because my dad smokes in the basement #he doesnt do it anywhere else tho so its fairly contained #canada #not a quote #not sanders related #not sanders

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So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

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Hi Elliott!

Numbers...11, 13, and 33 for the Spotify Wrapped asks, if you're still doing them!

Hi!! I am in fact still doing them!

11 - animal, neon trees

13 - i feel fine, the ghost club

33 - carefully, ben platt

#my top songs are so random i dont think they truly capture my tastes JFKAJD #kikikiwi27498 #not a quote #not sanders related #not sanders sides #asks

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spotify wrapped is HERE! send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist!

#ayy #not a quote #not sanders related #not sanders sides

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do you like heathers? musical or movie?

i love heathers!! it's both one of my favourite movies and probably my favourite musical :DD as to which i ultimately prefer, i'll have to go with the musical

#my computer is saying favourite is wrong #computer did you ever think that maybe im not american #anyways #not a quote #not sanders sides #ask #iwannadienoww #heathers #heathers the musical

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Remus: when you become famous you're called a legend because your leg ends

Virgil: what??

Remus: your leg. It ends.

Logan: I'm not a linguist but I think that's wrong

Remus: are you saying your leg doesnt end?

Logan: well I mean, at some point it does, yes

Remus: then what's the problem

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Roman: was that an entire day where no one did any dumb bullshit?

Remus: well I was trying to, but everyone got in my way

#tw swearing #incorrect sanders sides quotes #incorrect quotes #thomas sanders #incorrect sanders sides #sanders sides #roman sanders #ts roman #ts sides remus #ts remus #remus sanders

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Roman: I'm an expert at identifying birds

Logan: oh? What are those ones over there?

Roman: yep, they're birds

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Remus: why do soap smell so good but taste so bad?

Logan: the smell is from delicious perfumes that have been added into the soap. The taste comes from a myriad of chemicals and ingredients that you probably shouldn't eat

Remus:

Remus: you are so smart wanna go out

#YES remus is canonically allergic to soap #just pretend #incorrect sanders sides quotes #incorrect quotes #thomas sanders #incorrect sanders sides #sanders sides #logan sanders #ts logan #duke remus #remus sanders #ts remus #intrulogical

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spotify wrapped is HERE! send me a number 1-100 and i'll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist!

#not a quote #not sanders related #not sanders sides #tag game #spotify wrapped

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by Comicname

👍

#not a quote #not sanders related #not sanders sides #important #positivity

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the sexual tension between me and starting a new life as someone else

#oh to not be me #not a quote #not sanders #not sanders related

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Roman, talking about Remus, probably: he won't be able to resist!

Patton: and then we'll put the 'kick me' sign on his back!

Roman: ,,,sweetie, the adults are talking

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IM SOBBING

#tw yelling #tw screaming #? #WHEEZING #not a quote #not sanders sides #not sanders related

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Remus: you consider me your friend?

Janus: yes? What else would I consider you?

Remus: I don't know, an embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless

#not sure if this is ooc or not #incorrect sanders sides quotes #incorrect quotes #thomas sanders #incorrect sanders sides #sanders sides #ts janus #janus sanders #deceit sanders #ts deceit #ts sides remus #ts remus #remus sanders