#Incorrect Brooklyn 99

[noine-noine]

Rosa: If you had to choose between Charles or all the money in my pockets what would you pick? Gina: Depends, how much we talking? Charles: Gina?! Rosa: 50 cents Gina: Sold. Charles: GINA?!

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[fea-the-grinch]

Incorrect B99 quote #14 (aka the chaotic squad)

Amy: Can I be frank with you guys? Jake: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Charles: Can I still be Charles? Rosa: Shh, let Frank speak.

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[jakexamyforever]

Jake: I didn't drink that much last night. Rosa: You were flirting with Amy. Jake: So what? They're my partner. Rosa: You asked if they were single. Rosa: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

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[incorrect-b99]

Amy: You should always say “Please” and “Thank you”.

Rosa,to Charles: Please shut the fuck up. Thank you.

Amy: Not exactly what I had in mind, but you can’t deny progress.

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[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Season 1, Episode 11, Where Jake is in Charge of Holt's Security

Captain Holt: Peralta, I have a lot of work to do. So you'd like to go out and do whatever you like to do, it's okay with me.

Jake: I don't know, Captain. If you got carved up and killed there'd be a big black mark in my personnel file.

Jake: That didn't come out quite right.

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[incorrectsitcomquotes]

* Gina and Amy finding a dead body after breaking into some guys office *

Amy: * calmly * That's not good...

Gina: Oh, my gosh! What do we do?! There's a dead body! And we got our DNA all over shit! I'm freaking out!

Amy: * heavy breathing * I know...wait, you got your DNA everywhere...how?!

Gina: * calmly * Amy, you're stressing me out. You need to calm down. So, what I touched a few items. It's all good.

Amy: I'M STRESSING YOU OUT?!?!

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[batfamgalore]

*Bruce talking to Dick and Jason after a mission*

Bruce: Both of you have done exemplary work, which I appreciate.

Dick: And I can see that by the absolutely no indicators on your face.

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[violent138]

Dick, back from an undercover mission: "All right, fill me in. Tell me everything I missed."

Steph: "Won't take long. Only three things happened. Jason chipped his tooth and had a lisp for a week."

Jason: "Lithen up, theeven. I'm Thorry, did I thay thumthing amuthing to you? Anther me, you thun of a birth!"

Duke: "Number two, Stephanie and Damian wore the same outfit to work one day."

Steph: "How does it look better on you?"

Jason: "And Bruce banned headphones while masks are on, due to the Tim Incident."

Tim, rolling his eyes, shouting across the Cave: "I like listening to music sometimes! Patrol gets boring!"

Dick: "Great recap."

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[catxart]

James: No Sirius, you're fine. Just be yourself.

Sirius: Be myself? James, I have one day to win over Remus's dad. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Peter: Couple weeks.

Remus: Six months.

Regulus: Jury's STILL out.

Sirius: See, James? "Be myself," what kind of garbage advice is that? I hope you're not telling Harry that crap.

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[what-fandom-again]

Sam: let's play a game. It's called "Baby or Cas."

Jack: Whats that?

Sam: I tell you quotes I've heard Dean say, and you tell me if he was talking to the impala or Cas

Dean, rolling his eyes: Ha ha ha, Sam. Very funny

Crowley: Fine, moose. I'll partake in your little "game".

Sam: "If anything happens to you, I'm killing everyone involved and then myself".

Jack:

Dean:

Crowley: Oh dear, this was harder than I thought

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[jeena-says-hi]

The middle section of Nimona was basically:

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[noine-noine]

Jake: Sorry I'm late, I overslept. Holt: It's 4:30 in the afternoon.

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[fea-the-grinch]

Incorrect Dianetti quote #7 (aka Gina being her most dramatic self)

Gina: Wow, Rosa, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.  Rosa: We literally slept together yesterday.  Gina: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Everyone: *chatting around the dining room table for a family dinner*

Tommy: *hands Y/N the salt*

Y/N: Thanks, dad

Everyone: *stops talking and stares*

Y/N: *confused* Why is everyone staring at me?

Ada: You just called Tommy ‘dad’. You said, ‘Thanks, dad’

Y/N: What? No! I said, ‘Thanks, bro’

Tommy: Do you see me as a father figure, N/N?

Y/N: Pftt- no! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, cause you’re always bothering me!

John: Hey! Show your father some respect!

Y/N: I didn’t call him ‘dad’!

Tommy: No, no, Y/N, I take it as a compliment

Arthur: It’s no big deal. I called Linda ‘mom’ once and she’s my wife!

Y/N: Guys, jump on that! Arthur has psycho issues!!

Finn: Old news. But you called Tommy ‘dad’

Y/N: Guys, for the last time, I didn’t call Tommy ‘dad’!

Tommy: That’s alright, I believe you-

Y/N: *sighs in relief* Thank you

Tommy: -daughter. You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?

Y/N:

Y/N: *tears up* I'd like that

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[incorrect-b99]

Amy: So what do you have planned for the future?

Jake: Lunch.

Amy: No, like long term.

Jake: Oh…um, dinner?

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[dumbnotstupidfuck]

Angel, being carried out of a fight by Husk: Do I even weigh anything to you?

Husk: No. It’s like holding a couple of grapes.

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