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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Tony: I- I can do this, Dad. I’m gonna make you proud.
Howard: Never too late to start.
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bellabrady · 4 months
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911 characters + tweets part 2
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incorrect9-1-1 · 2 months
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Hen: Hey Buck, that shirt you're wearing looks great!
Buck: Thanks Hen!
Chim: But we would bet it would look even better on Eddie's floor.
Eddie: Are you guys hitting on Buck... for me?
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d3mureee · 3 months
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Howard Stark:
“I’ve figured out a new completely undiscovered element but due to the limited technology of my time I am unable to create it”
Tony Stark:
*Puts piece of metal on tripod*
**Shoots laser at it**
“You said what now?”
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buddiedaydreamer911 · 7 months
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*buck going on and on about some random fact for hours*
chimney: omg someone shut him up!!
*buck too busy talking to hear that*
buck: and so that’s why-
*eddie kisses him*
*buck left speechless and just stares off into space after eddie walks away*
bobby: thank you.
hen: shhhh this silence is too good for manners
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Tony: what-- what is this? What is this!!?
Peter: something your father clearly never gave you...
Peter: a hug
Tony: Aaaaahh
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Buck: when I pull out my wiener that’s when the magic happens
Eddie and hen: *looking at each other in confusion*
Buck: everybody wants to take a picture, everyone’s going bananas over this thing.
Chim: buck, no one wants to see your co-
Buck: MY WIENER DOG * pulls out a wiener dog from his jacket*
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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year
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Peter: *gasp* Pepper! Why did you change your relationship status to single!? Did you and Mr Stark break up!? Why!? When!?
Tony: We didn't break up. We had an argument and Pepper decided to be all dramatic about it!
Pepper: I'm proving a point! You're so dramatic about everything all the time! How do you like it when other people are dramatic over a little thing?!
Tony: Well this is different! This is one argument between a couple! You know I hate it when couples have one argument then change their relationship status to single! That's like posting "orphan" after you have a fight with your parents!
Pepper: You used to do that Tony!
Tony: Okay, in my defense, that was funny
Pepper: you scared all of America several times! You told the world your dad was dead! They believed you, he had to do a press conference every time you did it!
Peter: Man, this makes me wish I wasn't an orphan so I could do this!
Tony: This? Not the fact that your parents are dead and you can barely remember them?
Peter: Well, that too I guess
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sunnysideprincess · 5 months
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Howard: So, who's the mystery man?
Tony: Well, he's a Captain.
Howard: A real Captain?
Tony: No. A Captain of ducks. Of course, he's a real Captain. And he's handsome. *hugs Steve* And he's sweet. And I know that you'll like him.
Howard: Well that's wonderful, that- *sees Steve and Tony hugging* I-
Tony: Dad, it's okay.
Steve: It is, Howard.
Howard: Peggy? Can you come in here? Now!
Peggy: *rushing in with her old gun* Hey! Look what Jarvis found!
Maria: Oh dear, I'll take that!
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Tony: Dark humour is like a hug from your father. Not everyone gets it.
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Missing scene from CATFA, based off of the movie and comments in Agent Carter:
Steve: God, if only someone loved me… Peggy: standing behind them with roses Bucky: holding box of chocolates Howard: has balloons and a card [in Agent Carter she says "I loved him too" and I know what they meant but I thought this was funny] Dum Dum: facepalms This is sad.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year
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Howard: You are useless at hospitals. I remember one time you cried and cried and cried. It was awful.
Tony: You’re referring to my birth.
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bellabrady · 4 days
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incorrect buddie quotes part idk
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incorrect9-1-1 · 7 months
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Incorrect 9-1-1 quote: Part 4
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Teenage Rhodey: If you even consider paying me to make me leave Tony I will take you out and make it look like a twenty year unsolved murder case.
Howard: *wasn’t gonna cause this one is the only one stubborn enough to outlast Tony long enough to feed him* …why only twenty years?
Rhodey: Long enough for Tony to become dependent on my love and support so he doesn’t freak out when he learns it’s me. Which I will be giving him regardless of your murder. Your choice.
Howard: huh… I’m interested to see where this goes, carry on.
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Another round of memes of Steve and his pals. (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.)
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