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hihomeghere · 5 months

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I’m so normal about them

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itstheghostofmypast · 10 months

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*At Luther's wedding*

Y/N: Bet you three shots he'll cry.

Five: I bet you four he'll throw up.

Y/N: I bet you two shots we'll pull through this too.

Five: seven that we'll all die, love.

Lila: Do they realise this is called alcoholism?

Diego: Shhh...just watch

Y/N: Two shots say you'll be kissing me tonight.

*Five takes two shots, smirks at her blushing face*

Lila: wtf?

Diego: It's giving love.

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and-make-it-double · 1 year

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Viktor: You were stabbed?! Why didn't you tell us?!

Five: I felt fine

Diego: That's what we'll write on your grave. "He felt fucking fine"

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https-hargreeves · 6 months

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Hazel (on the phone): We have him

Diego: Who?

Cha Cha: We have your brother, Five Hargreeves

Diego: Oh

Cha Cha: …Oh?

Diego: Yeah, you don’t have him. He has you. Good Luck!

Deigo: (hangs up the phone)

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incorrectklaus · 1 year

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Klaus: Hey Diego, have you ever considered becoming a magician?

Diego: What? Why would I become a magician?

Klaus: Because you could finally learn how to make Dad's disappointment disappear.

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silvantransthranduiltrash · 6 months

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Bby Aragorn: *wondering through the halls of Imlardis*

Rando elf 1: ugh, i can’t believe that savage is visiting again. You’d think that our lords would have better taste.

Rando elf 2: i’ll say! And i can’t believe they allow him to be near Lady Arwen! Unsupervised at that! He’s already taught her to fight, who knows how else he’ll corrupt her.

Elf 1: truelly the silvans are such a barbaric lot, not only do they have everyone fight, but they scorn and ignore the Ainur, our holy gods who represent the light!

Elf 2: we can only hope that that brute Legolas *spits the name* doesn’t further influence our lord and his family with his dark ways.

Bby Aragorn: *frowning at what he’s overhearing*

Bby Aragorn: *suddenly lifted into the air*

Legolas, setting Aragorn on his hip: hey there, Aragorn! Have you been good? Caused any chaos lately?

Bby Aragorn: *cheers* Las! I have been a super good boy! Though i might have stolen some cookies here and there... but ‘Lladan and ‘Rohir helped me!

Legolas: *carrying bby aragron away* that’s good! And if you get in trouble, just blame it on the twins, that’s what i do.

Bby Aragorn: *nods with a pleased expression*

Bby Aragorn:

Bby Aragorn: hey, Las?

Legolas: yes?

Bby Aragorn: what’s a sav-savge?

Legolas:... a savage?

Bby Aragorn: mhmm! Or “barbiac”

Legolas: Barbaric. Where did you here those words?

Bby Aragron: just now! I over heard some elves talking about you and they used those words. They also called you a brute! I don’t think they were being very nice.

Legolas: well, you’d be right, kiddo. Those aren’t nice words to use.

Bby Aragorn: then why do they use them?

Legolas: bc there are a lot of light elves that don’t like dark elves, such as myself. They don’t think we’re good enough, “elf” enough, in a way.

Bby Aragorn: but... you are an elf?

Legolas: i very much am, but some elves don’t think that my people qualify.

Bby Aragorn: well that’s stupid.

Legolas: you can say that again.

Bby Aragorn: what’s a light elf? Or a dark elf?

Legolas: well, “light” and “dark” are basically the way the elves are divided in those who don’t believe in the Valar, and those who do believe in the Valar. There are a few more distinctions, but that’s the gist of it. I, myself, along with my people and the avari, are all considered “dark elves” because we don’t believe in the valar. The elves who live here, such as the Noldor and the Sindar, do believe in the Valar.

Bby Aragorn: so those elves don’t like you bc you don’t believe in the same things they do?

Legolas: well, that, and bc they have a superiority complex.

Bby Aragorn: well that’s stupid. All of it is stupid. Those are stupid things to do for stupid reasons!

Legolas: yes, so don’t be mean to someone just because they’re different from you, ok? After all, like you said, it’s a pretty stupid reason to be mean.

Bby Aragorn: *nodding determinatly* when i grow up, i’m gonna make sure people stop being mean to each other bc they’re different! That way i’ll be surrounded by not stupid people. And anyone who is mean to someone else bc they are different will be called a stupid poopy-head!

Legolas: *laughs* you do that! I look forward to it.

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navya04 · 2 years

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olga foroga after receiving a random death threat-

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graceloveswolves · 2 years

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I’ve seen people talking about how Klaus is looking in the opposite direction in this picture, and as I was rewatching the series I noticed this picture in season one where (I think) Klaus is facing the other way….. I could be wrong but I think that’s either Klaus/Ben. Anyone find this intriguing???

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umbrellainsanity · 2 years

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tua incorrect quotes pt 5

Klaus: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Five: You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass

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tommyidk · 2 years

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anyone:

Five when someone talks:

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bluecookiedisaster · 2 years

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How the 7 stub their toe

Luther: *screams but starts singing to cover it up*

Diego: *cries for Mom*

Allison: *takes pictures of herself with tears on her cheeks*

Klaus: *is stubbing his toe on purpose because it’s his kink*

Five: *curses and obliterates the wall*

(alive) Ben: *stares at foot, and says ‘frick’ really quietly*

Viktor: *apologizes to the wall*

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lonelyboy-in-space · 2 years

Conversation

Allison: Luther, where's Five?

Luther: Doing stuff.

Allison: And Viktor?

Luther: Trying to stop Five from doing stuff.

Allison: Klaus?

Luther: He's trying to stop Viktor from stopping Five from doing stuff.

Allison: ...Ben?

Luther: Well, he's trying to stop Klaus from stopping Viktor from stopping Five from doing the stuff.

Allison: Diego?!

Luther: He's trying to stop Ben from stopping Klaus from stopping Viktor from stopping Five.

Allison: Oh boy... What are you doing here then?

Luther: I'm supposed to stop you from trying to stop Diego from trying to stop Ben from trying to stop Klaus from trying to stop Viktor from stopping Five from doing the stuff.

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itstheghostofmypast · 6 months

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Five: If there is one thing I'm thankful for it's-

Diego: Your family?

Klaus: Bloodshed?

Luther: Alcohol?

Victor: Coffee?

Five:...

Y/N: Guys...can we please exchange our vows without interruptions?

Ben *hands Five a gun* arent you glad I'm your best man?

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we-stan-fiction · 1 year

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A: What happened here?

B: Do you want the long version or the short version?

A: Short?

B: People died.

A: Long version.

B: A lot of people died.

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https-hargreeves · 6 months

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(Police at the door)

Allison: Hello, officers, how can I help you?

Officer: We are looking for Mr. Hargreeves

Allison: Oh, is everything okay?

Officer: Actually no, Mr. Hargreeves broke the law. Is he here?

Allison: Umm, which Mr. Hargreeves?

Officer (impatiently): The one who recently committed a crime.

Allison (looking over her shoulder to see Five, Diego, and Klaus sprinting out the back door): I am going to need you to be more specific

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incorrectklaus · 1 year

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Klaus: Hey Five, have you ever thought about using your time-traveling abilities to become a famous historical figure?

Five: I don't think that's a good idea, Klaus.

Klaus: Fine, we'll just use our powers for more practical things. Like winning the lottery and buying matching jet skis

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