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tyrannuspitch · 7 months
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sjdsk was going to get emotional about the Only Character To Say The Word Love thing again but then was saved by newfound layers of bitchiness, thank u passive aggressive king <3
"i love thor more dearly than any of you". already kind of mean or at least cold on the surface right. but i've just realised. this CAN mean "thor is MY brother. not yours <3" but it could - hypothetically - also mean... "thor is my brother <3 the rest of u can die for all i care"
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worstloki · 2 years
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Thor would want to kiss Loki and then to make it less weird kiss evry1 else in his friend group.
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evilkitten3 · 2 years
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thor 3 would've been a thousand times funnier if loki had just. had kids the entire time and never mentioned it. or just assumed everyone already knew
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tropetember · 2 years
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TropeTember 2022; Entry #15-
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41716686
Ship: WidowFrost
Title: There's So Much More To Ne
TropeTember 2022; Entry #16-
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41730480
Ship: Loki x Sif
Title: Than Just The Tiny Piece
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plscallmeeren · 4 months
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H A P P Y A N N I V E R S A R Y
Loki Laufeyson / Odinson x Reader
Request: None I just had this lying around from ages ago
Summary: Loki is thoroughly fed up with his birth family and comes to you (his witchy spouse) for comfort
Warnings: none
Word Count: 900+
You shuffled around the kitchen, deep in thought, unaware that you were humming a soft tune. You hung yet another bunch of thyme to one of the hooks by the window to dry, taking in its scent for a moment.
Today had been a day of tireless planning and you found comfort in the familiar cooking up of a magical brew.
It was nearing Loki and your fifth anniversary and while he might as well have forgotten, (he had a mysterious principle concerning 'anniversaries are no more special than any other night of courtship',) you were determined to make it your best one yet.
The two of you were both quite the romantics and appreciated the quality in one another greatly, although your shared evenings often had to be spent hidden from prying eyes. You were not the kind of witch Freya was, and as supportive as your husband's mother was of your marriage, Odin - and with him the entire kingdom, apparently - was not.
Therefore, it had been a significant struggle to shape plans that for once didn't take place in an abandoned field or a faraway forest - not that those wouldn't forever be your favourite nights.
But you had a plan now that ought to work. A stunning golden ring, a homemade dinner, a fancy bar with trusted workers, a ballroom reserved just for the two of you with a magical source of music... Yes, it would do just fine.
Tearing you from your thoughts you heard rapid knocking that you assumed stemmed from Loki. Not many even knew the whereabouts of your expertly hidden cottage.
Quickly drying off your hands, you hurried to the door, soothingly calling out: "I'm coming, love. Just a moment."
You fingered the unusual door handle for a few moments before the door swung open, but your cheery smile was met with a menacing scowl.
"What's wrong, my beloved?" you spoke softly, closing the door behind him and then taking his face in your hands. "What has that damned father of yours dared this time?"
A moment's silence, in which he led you to the kitchen, slumping into a chair so that you sat across from him.
"I can't believe him!" he said suddenly, taking you momentarily off guard. "And Thor could have stood up for me, too, you know. But he's just a bloody oath, isn't he? Couldn't say a word against his father. Not until he has the crown, at least."
You laid a gentle hand on his knee, tilting your head so that he might continue.
"It's... That- That man spent minutes listing all the reasons I couldn't have claimed the throne even if my brother couldn't take it before me. I wasn't even speaking of it! I get the feeling he brings it up as often as possible just so that he can humiliate me concerning that topic again and again.
'He said- Oh, so, you see, apparently I'm incompetent, weak, do not know the line where negotiation must end so that war can ensue... and much more, of course. And to top it all off, he said I was unfit for the throne simply because at times I may think and be as a woman might. What reason is that? As if my mother couldn't rule infinitely better than him, not to mention you, or even Sif. He has no right!"
You could see the tears collecting in Loki's eyes so you stood to firmly wrap your arms around him.
"It's not right," he murmured against the fabric of your shirt.
"No, my love, it's not." You glanced back at the kitchen, quickly rethinking your plans. "Let's stay in tonight. I made dinner."
You couldn't completely dispel the tinge of disappointment you felt from all the work that had flourished into planning, but it didn't matter. Whatever he needed.
"Thank you," he said absently, staring through the window. "Do you agree? Is Thor truly that much better? Would you rather have taken-"
You cut him off before he could finish: "No, of course not. I love Thor like my own brother, but he is not clever or witty or handsome like you... neither can he recite poetry or negotiate with a wild bandit as well as he could defeat them. That's all you, darling."
He stared up at you from where he sat, still teary-eyed and nearly awe-struck. "Thank you," he said again, but this time it was barely a whisper.
"I need you to understand that for any fault you may have, I would take you over any other in this world or the next. Do you? Do you understand?"
"Yes."
"And even if you were not fit to be king, which I do not believe, you would be a better one than your father, and you will find yourself talented enough to do anything you set your mind on. All of it."
His hand reached up, cupping your jaw as he smiled, pulling you down gently so that your lips brushed against one another.
"Happy anniversary, love," he breathed.
"Thank you," you answered.
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Marvel Kink Alphabet
Which characters have these kinks
A- Anal
Loki, Thor, Tony
B- Bondage
Carol, Loki, Natasha, Pietro, Sif, Thor, Valkyrie, Zemo
C- Creampie
Adam Warlock, Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers, Thor, Tony
D- Deepthroating
Fandral, Loki, M’Baku, Thor
E- Exhibitionism
Fandral, Loki, Pietro, Zemo
F- Fingering
Bucky, Loki, Natasha, Pietro, Steve Rogers, Valkyrie, Wanda
G- Gags
Loki, Tony, Zemo
H- Hair Pulling
Bucky, Eddie Brock, Fandral, Natasha, Sif, Thor, Wanda, Yelena
I- Intimacy
Adam Warlock, Bucky, Eddie Brock, M’Baku, Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers, Thor, Wanda, Yelena, Zemo
J- Jizz
Fandral, M’Baku, Thor, Tony
K- Kneeling
Loki, Natasha, Zemo
L- Love Making
Adam Warlock, Bucky, Pietro, Steve Rogers, Thor, Tony, Valkyrie, Yelena, Zemo
M- Multiple Orgasms
Adam Warlock, Bucky, Fandral, Loki, Natasha, Pietro, Sif, Thor, Tony, Valkyrie, Wanda, Yelena
N- Nipple Play
Carol, Natasha, Sam Wilson, Valkyrie, Wanda
O- Orgasm Denial
Loki, Natasha, Valkyrie
P- Praise
Adam Warlock, Bucky, Pietro, Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers, Yelena
Q- Quickies
Natasha, Pietro, Tony
R- Riding
Adam Warlock, Bucky, Eddie Brock, Pietro, Steve Rogers, Thor, Tony
S- Spanking
Loki, Tony, Valkyrie, Zemo
T- Threesome
Carol, Fandral, Loki, Pietro, Sif, Thor, Tony, Valkyrie, Zemo
U- Uniforms
Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers, Valkyrie, Zemo
V- Voyeurism
Loki, Natasha, Wanda, Zemo
W- Whips
Loki, Valkyrie, Zemo
X- X-Cross
Loki, Natasha, Valkyrie, Zemo
Y- Yelling (REALLY loud moaning)
Adam Warlock, Fandral, Loki, M’Baku, Natasha, Pietro, Sam Wilson, Sif, Thor, Tony
Z- Zipper Sex
Bucky, Eddie Brock, Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers
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beheworthy · 7 months
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Heimdall and Thor's mother genuinely like Jane without even meeting her. Others don't like it or don't care.
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When Odin threw him on a backwater planet, he didn't know his son will find the next Queen there. As is shown, he has had many lovers before in his 1500-year-long life, but with Jane, everyone just knows he's dead serious about her.
Also, everyone just knows what happened on Midgard: Odin in his Odinsleep, Loki makes a r*pey comment about paying her a visit (what the f?), Sif and Frigga talk about her (though this could be Sif recounting her experience on Midgard to the All-Mother but the point is that they know), and of course, the all-seeing Heimdall.
I'm assuming the word spread (accentuated by the Warriors Three) and the general public also has an inkling about their Crown Prince's dalliance with a Midgardian maiden on his exile.
1. Odin is obv unapproving because she's not a blue blood like them - a royal or even an Aesir. She is as far away from being an ideal daughter-in-law as she can be. He pushes for Sif. And his argument for that is this:
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*clenches fist* We need to talk about this line.
This is his view of a Queen, that she'd serve the King like a servant by bearing him children and present herself to being used by him whenever he pleases. That's vile.
He's not in favor of Sif, he just wants Not-Jane. Anyone but a lowlife Midgardian. Why? Because her flimsy lifetime makes her unfit to 'serve' the King. And an Aesir woman would be able to do it better. The Aesir women 'lying' in front of him like things!
What's worse is that Thor doesn't even react to his father's abhorrent way of thinking :(, he's so used to it. Thor would never treat his Queen this way, jeez! But Reddit and Tumblr keep telling me how great it is that Thor is given parallels with this man in Thor3 and Thor4 as tho he was a positive influence on him :)
I thought Odin would eventually come around on Jane but his hostility only increases when Frigga dies 'because of her'. And he just never approves of her till he lived, not even for his son's sake :( I headcanon that Odin stayed near Thor and Jane's home when he was exiled by Loki and saw how happy Thor was with her.
2. Loki is actually understanding of how much wrong Thor is doing to himself by setting himself up for much bigger hurt. He should cut ties now when it will hurt less rather than later when she dies in a fraction of his lifetime anyway, leaving a gaping hole in his heart.
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He's right but no one understands the predicament my man was stuck in. He had already done what Loki is saying by breaking his promise and not going back so Jane could move on with her life and contented himself with looking at her from Asgard. But when she got in mortal danger because she was looking for him, he can't just leave her now. He had to do justice to her this time, All-Father be damned.
I find it fascinating that Odin's opinion of Jane was about kingship and Loki's was about love and companionship.
3. Frigga and Heimdall are fully approving of her :D She has all but accepted her as her daughter-in-law and given her blessings to them. She died saving her. What more can you ask of her?!
And Heimdall is the only one who knows about his longing for her (that little laugh when he first asks her if he can see her at the end of Thor1). He knows how much Thor hurt himself by asking about her every day when he was never going to go back.
Also, I'm certain the Aesir people will be pretty accepting of her as their Queen, given how peaceful they're shown to be. :)
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themculibrary · 1 day
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Boarding School AU Masterlist
and the river flows beneath your skin (ao3) - Deisderium steve/bucky E, 114k
Summary: Steve crosses his arms, feeling more than a little defensive. "Look, it's not my first choice either, but there's no other option. There's literally not another room in all of Susquehanna with space for me."
Bucky looks as though his soul is about to leave his body in sheer annoyance. "I just—I really thought I was going to have a single this year."
"Yeah?" Steve keeps himself from snapping, but only just. "I thought I was going to have a room this year."
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In which Steve and Bucky are forced to room together their senior year at boarding school, and accidentally soul bond to each other even though they kind of hate each other. All they have to do to get out of it is not kiss each other for a year so the accidental bond will fade. How hard could it be?
a road, neither lost nor found (ao3) - greyduckgreygoose peggy/sif T, 1k
Summary: The new girl that Peggy was assigned to show around the Maximoff Academy for Young Ladies was proving to be quite a handful. For one, she tended to drag Peggy into all sorts of trouble.
Trouble that Peggy found it mystifyingly difficult to say no to.
Book and Key (ao3) - buckybarnesdeservestobehappy (hutchabelle), Huntress79 steve/bucky E, 17k
Summary: Best friends since their first day together at Brookline Academy, Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers are each other’s foils. Born into one of the best families in New York, Bucky is brunette, handsome, studious, and only ever gets in trouble when he allows Steve to drag him into something he knows they shouldn’t be doing. Blond, good-looking, hell-raiser Steve doesn’t belong at Brookline. In truth, he doesn’t really belong anywhere except by Bucky’s side. That’s why he risks everything to steal a key that might give them both a shot at something life-changing.
Come Out and Haunt Me (ao3) - Bittersweet_In_Boston steve/bucky E, 5k
Summary: Before talking, Pierce looks around the huge dining room, frowning, his gaze befitting his name as he picks out certain individuals for extra scrutiny. Bucky feels his beady eyes rest on him for a few seconds, but it soon transfers to the tall blond on the other side of the Winthrop table to Bucky’s left.
Bucky won’t look at that particular housemate. He will not.
In which entitled rich boy Bucky Barnes and scholarship student Steve Rogers go to the same all-boys prep school and hate each other. They hate each other so much. And every night.
dreams will make you cry (ao3) - shelllhead bucky/tony N/R, 2k
Summary: It’s been a week since he arrived here, and his mom’s promises that the boarding school was going to get better as he made progress are starting to seem like blatant lies, told only to make getting rid of him easier.
first love/late spring (ao3) - leonskness loki/mobius T, 5k
Summary: “I don’t care about Mobius,” Loki growls bitterly, and staggers to his feet. “Would you knock it off? I knew it was going to make everything worse having you here.”
Sylvie just smiles knowingly, and shakes her head. “He cares about you.”
Loki curls his hands into fists, and raises his chin in defiance. “Perhaps, but I don’t care about him. Some predicament, huh?”
It's Quiet Uptown (ao3) - princessoftheworld steve/bucky, past steve/peggy, past steve/thor T, 28k
Summary: Steve Rogers has always relied on the fact that Bucky Barnes is a major part of his life, and his burgeoning crush on his best friend shouldn't alarm him. It doesn't, in fact, but Steve has always had the worst timing in life. He anticipated problems but not problems like this. Enter: boarding school for rich kids, death, assassins, mutants, a road trip, and what could possibly be a government-wide conspiracy. Steve may not even make it to college.
Next To Me (ao3) - JoinTheDots loki/tony T, 4k
Summary: Tony Stark is counting down the days until he can finish boarding school and start his engineering degree at MIT. He is expecting a quiet last few months until Loki Odinson enrolls at the school. Tony goes out of his way to avoid Loki in the hopes his big crush won’t be discovered. But his plan fails when Loki gets fed up at being ignored and confronts Tony at a party.
of childhood hideouts and magical hideouts (ao3) - AshAndSnow loki/tony G, 3k
Summary: Tony Stark, 11 years old, was simply looking for sanctuary from bullies when he decided to climb into that wardrobe. He finds much more than he bargained for in the process.
Running In The Halls (ao3) - AdamentSteve steve/bucky M, 3k
Summary: Steve is at boarding school - no one's around to take him home for the summer so he stays put. Bucky comes to visit.
Thaw (ao3) - nununununu G, 1k
Summary: At no point does she mention her own aspirations.
As the seasons change, prefect Steve slowly starts to get to know Natasha Romanov, the new transfer pupil to Highview.
The Holy Glimmers of Goodbyes (ao3) - seadawnnight steve/tony T, 21k
Summary: AU where Tony and Steve grow up together in the 30s and 40s, along the way managing to be friends, lovers, strangers, and soulmates.*
*Not necessarily in that order.
Also includes: boarding school shenanigans, mac and cheese, drama (but vintage!), and Steve and Tony being the dramatic idiots they are.
This Is How We Learn (ao3) - sadsongssaysomuch steve/bucky E, 53k
Summary: The year is 1986 and Steve Rogers is a scholarship student at Lakewood Academy, a school for students gifted in music, art and dance. When he meets fellow student Bucky Barnes, Steve learns that sometimes the most important lessons we learn in life aren't things we're taught in school at all.
Unexpected Anomalies (ao3) - checkmate tony/bruce E, 85k
Summary: Tony Stark has the whole of Erskine Academy under his thumb - from his class mates to the professors to the head teacher, no-one dares think about trying to challenge him - and he's hardly expecting this year to be any different.
But there's one thing he didn't account for.
A new room-mate by the name of Bruce Banner.
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godsofhumanity · 1 year
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Loki: For a guy who's a God of Wars' type. You sure do enjoy doing soft stuff like braiding your wife's hair and decorating it with flowers
Thor: Okay first of all, it's a rude, stereotypical and misogynistic thing you just said
Thor: Just bc there are people including gods who associate with wars does not mean they can't have hobbies or enjoy certain activities,like the "soft stuff" you mentioned
Thor: I love my wife and I will always enjoy doing stuff with her!!!
Sif: 🥺💓💘
Loki: I'm surprised you even know the word "misogynistic"
Thor: I'm suprised you seems to not have heard what I just said
Ares: Leave it,bro. War Gods' biased beings are a real pain in the ass. It's best to ignore them
I've seen so many war gods' toxic biases and it's concerning
anon u r so correct ✅
stop ✋ war god ⚔️slander 🤬 now 👇
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I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO KNOW THE SHIPS AND IF THOR GAVE AGENT MOBIUS A TALK ABOUT NOT BREAKING LOKI’S HEART IF THAT IS ONE OF THE SHIPS pretty please?
ok so lokius isn’t canon in my au bc i honestly don’t ship them but i can’t lie it is pretty cute,, but if it was canon thor would SO do that amdnsjsjsj
anyways anyways, S H I P S
(quite a few of these ships are considered controversial, please don’t hate on me for them. ty!)
r o m a n t i c
pepperony (pepper potts x tony stark)
sambucky (sam wilson x bucky barnes)
parkner (peter parker x harley keener)
sylki (sylvie laufeydottir x loki laufeyson)
danbeau (carol danvers x maria rambeau)
starmora (peter quill x gamora)
bugborg (mantis x nebula)
fosterson (thor odinson x jane foster)
brutasha (bruce banner x natasha romanoff)
bishova (yelena belova x kate bishop)
sifkyrie (lady sif x valkyrie)
wandavision (wanda maximoff x vision)
p l a t o n i c / f a m i l i a l
yelena x bucky
valkruce (valkyrie x bruce banner)
peter/mantis (peter parker x mantis)
bucket (bucky barnes x rocket)
science teens (peter parker x shuri)
science boyfriends (bruce banner x tony stark)
clintasha (clint barton x natasha romanoff)
black pepper (natasha romanoff x pepper potts)
valcarol (valkyrie x carol danvers)
witch family (stephen strange x wanda maximoff x loki laufeyson)
revengers (thor odinson x bruce banner x valkyrie x loki laufeyson)
irondad (peter parker x tony stark)
nebora (nebula x gamora)
maximoff twins (wanda maximoff x pietro maximoff)
science family (bruce banner x tony stark x peter parker)
j o k e
rocket x bucky’s arm
bucky x plums
mobius x jetski
loki x tesseract
and like, so much more, AIJSIWJEIWJW
don’t be afraid to send in any asks about my au, i LOVE infodumping abt it :3
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snowflakesnsundry · 5 months
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Until Dust Chapter 99: Evasion
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Word Count: 3,018
Summary: Reader has a small crisis of faith, and Loki remembers he was a bit of a cringe lord as a child... oh and also has a "chat" with Sif
Warnings: Story is Rated R.
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tyrannuspitch · 1 year
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okay actually i think this is. at least a little deliberate. it's a test/trap for the w4. maybe one he came up with in the moment, maybe even after the first micro-undermining (lowering their fists from salute when they see who's on the throne), but still...
loki does this insincere little speech, not fully making eye contact, with a quaver in his voice and the slightly childish detail of calling the king "Father" rather than "my father" when talking to a third party, and he watches to see if they'll listen to him. and then he stands up and drops his voice half an octave. it's like. "oh is this how you see me? i don't care. it shouldn't matter how you see me. i'm still fucking royalty."
which i guess means he's trying to shame them. it's intimidation but there's also... an attempt to prove a point? which is not exactly trying to win allies, but it's as close as he's getting in this state.
but they don't see him proving a point. they don't have the subtlety or self-awareness to realise he's being like that on purpose. so they just go Oh No. A Liar And A Villain.
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worstloki · 1 year
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thor says 'ive loved before, they either leave you with handwritten letter or die gruesome death' the letter was about Jane and that's obvious but gruesome death is about Loki and it's also kinda obvious bc he didn't take his eyes away from Loki the whole time Loki was getting strangled to the moment he was dropped on the floor (and about other deaths of his loved ones, he didn't saw Frigga getting impaled or warriors 3 deaths, Heimdall's was quick, Odin's was meh.. but Loki's. Thor has gone through that 3 times) saw it on twitter lol
idk if that's a canon line but Thor like yea I've fallen in love before they either leave a note (Jane 😔) or die in front of your eyes (Loki 😔) and Loki's like yea I've been with a stuck-up would-be princess (Sif 😔) and even a prince (Thor 😔) but it just ends with me getting hurt
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From r/marvelstudiosspoilers: "Would be fascinating to have the moral and mature Loki be the one in the wrong, with Sylvie having all the typical selfish Loki traits being inadvertently in the right." - This is exactly what I'm expecting them to do and I wouldn't call it "fascinating". Framing Sylvie's selfishness as actually good and right and heroic isn't fascinating, it's just season 1 all over again.
Tell me you hate Loki without telling me you hate Loki.
So they're basically saying they want him to be right but still be framed as wrong and blamed anyway whereas Sylvie can be as selfish and bad as she wants but in the end be framed as right. Isn't that the summary of ep6?
If anything that confirms what I said last year, that if you keep ep6 exactly the same but switch Loki and Sylvie's roles these fans would go from "Sylvie was right and Loki shouldn't have tried to stop her" to "Loki is a villain, how selfish of him to kill HWR, Sylvie was right for trying to stop him".
That "moral Loki" being framed in the wrong wouldn't be so surprising anyway, it's happened many times before in the movies, or have they forgotten how he tried to stop Thor from starting a war with the Jotuns, only to return to Asgard and have the warriors 3 and Sif doubt him and question the legitimacy of him being on the throne but not a word was said about Thor risking their lives in Jotunheim?
They just want to see Loki being treated like shit again for no reason.
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enchantricksbot · 1 year
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I saw you share that letter you’re a hater idc what u say abt this being a “open place” it’s just propaganda. Be honest what do you really think about sylki.
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Wholesome gif of Loki and his mom for tax. TLDR at bottom.
I have a few anons I’ve gotten that are a bit negative; and some straight hate anon, I’ve deleted majority. I’m replying to this bc u asked a honest question. I share the open letter (link for context) when it’s updated because I agree that the gender rep was done poorly, and there were plot holes. I understand many ppl like the strip tease scene but I personally felt the context was uncomfortable. So I liked that section of the letter as well. My opinion on that is irrelevant to what I think about Sylki. What I think of any ship or context for that matter, has nothing to do with this blog being a safe place for all shippers. Even if you don’t ship Enchantricks or like Amora, I don’t mind people being here for just Loki content. I don’t share attack posts on any ship here.
No I don’t personally ship Sylki but that’s ok, I don’t ship a lot of things. That doesn’t mean my followers can’t or I have anything against Sylki shippers. I can still think there’s very talented Sylki artists and still have friends that ship Sylki.
The hate anon I’ve gotten concerning Sylki is so exhausting but ik not all Sylki shippers are like that. The same way not all Amora fans are angry. I am personally genderqueer, I think the GF rep that was promised to us was non existent and assigning Sylvie as the sole female felt hurtful, but that doesn’t mean I’m about to gatekeep another Loki ship or anything. Ship wars are petty and exhausting. I understand why ppl might be upset by some ships but they’re entitled to feel that way. The same way someone can feel Amora ships are bad bc she’s a villain. I don’t rant or slander any ships here. I’m going to talk generally here. Even if you think one ship or another is problematic that’s fine, you can enjoy problematic media and still want better to be done. Im a multishipper myself. I could ship Sylki and still hope for it to be changed, the same way some people ship things and not want it to be canon. Or crack ship, like Sif and Amora, who hate each other but idk I like them. Enchantricks being canon does not mean I want everything canon.
TLDR: I don’t ship Sylki personally or any MCU Loki ships bc I don’t see any chem. but Sylkis are welcome here even if they hate Enchantricks. I share the letter when updated bc I think genderfluid rep could be done better, but that doesn’t mean I agree with 100% of the letter, and u don’t have to agree with it for us to get along. U r welcome here whether u like it or not 🫵😡/LH
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lokisprettygirl · 2 years
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Can you share review? I'd love to see your take on it. Personally I didn't like it much
Okay here we go. SPOILERS BELOW so don't tread ahead if you haven't seen the movie yet
Okay first of all this movie was pointless.
What I didn't like?
Stage four cancer and she looked so fresh like do they know how bad stage four cancer looks especially when she's getting chemo?
Valkyrie ..why was she even in the movie? She had better screentime in Ragnarok
Jokes out of everything
Sif was almost dying and lost an arm but that was a joke?
Overdone goat screams, it stopped being funny after three tries.
I'm sure I'm missing something
Ahhh yess Zeus guy
What I liked?
They used Loki's death as a joke again which was bleh but seeing him dying three times from previous movies for three seconds was somehow worth it.
Zoom in on loki's horn tattoo on Thor's back :,)
Music , they used November rain for a fight scene and I wasn't expecting that. They used all my favourite g&r songs.. chef's kiss
CHRISTIAN BALEEEEE
Heimdall's kid Astrid ..that kid was adorable
They somehow managed to redeem Jane, she was not annoying in this movie.
Question
Did our Loki make it to Valhalla since he died on a battlefield? 😭
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