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cluelessintheusa · 5 years

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My lil bro gets it

so we were waiting in line at six flags and we were talking to pass the time, right and so i ask him, "so if you got cloned would your clone be your twin or your younger brother?" my bro thinks for a moment, then states with the straightest face: "well, i dunno if he'd be my younger brother, but i would definitely be the dominant brother"

#my brother is a riot #my bro #bro #clones #dominance

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in court you can swear by anything apparently and one of my best friends said that if he went to court i would have to come along because he would swear by me

not exactly sure what that says about our friendship

#no prob #boss #i def want to be this close to a potential murderer #court #swear to tell the truth #i'm imagining like he just puts his hand on top of my head #we're like the same height #he's like reaching up #also how awkward would it be #he's being tried for murder or something and i'm just kinda there

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cluelessintheusa · 5 years

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Tom Holland could be filming 4 different films at once and he wouldn't realize it

#spiderman #tom holland #he's so clueless #at this rate he won't know what films he's in until they come out #tom's spoilers

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one day i was walkin and i found this big log

and i rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick

and i was like

that log had a child

#thoughts #walkin around #that log had a child #yoda

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🔺ENDGAME SPOILERS🔺

The way that Endgame handled the issue of time travel was brilliant.

After all, once you introduce traveling back in time, you end up with the danger of using it as a Deus Ex Machina whenever the characters don't have a way out. But, even though Endgame demonstrated not one, but two methods of time travel, it has been clearly established that it cannot happen again on a whim, if ever again.

First method: The Time Stone

Connecting not only the Time Stone, but all of the Infinity Stones to their place in time is brilliant. Taking a single stone out of its place destroys that timeline with everyone in it. Had someone with a "Greater Good" complex or apathetic personality found the Stone, this would not had been an issue: "I only care about my own timeline." But the Avengers get the Infinity Stones, and they care deeply about preserving life. Of course they are going to return the Stones after they are done using them. With the added bonus of Thanos having destroyed the Stones, including the Time Stone, this means that the only way to get any of them is through time travel in the first place, which has been made next to impossible.

Second method: Through the Quantum Realm

Antman comes to the realization that the Quantum Realm is the key to time travel. Unfortunately, to access it you need to shrink to subatomic size using Pym Particles. As here is where this method shines - after all, there's precious little of these Pym Particles and they are very difficult to create. That's why Steve and Tony got their own side adventure in Endgame. While Dr. Pym is alive and has the knowledge to make more, he's pretty old and will most likely be dying off soon. The next person in line who would probably be able to create more Pym Particles is Bruce Banner, and even then, quantum physics isn't something that he is very familiar with.

So, theoretically, you could go back in time using more Pym Particles, but it would take quite a while to make enough for a round trip. Also, you have to keep in mind that you can't actually change the past. Any changes you make create a new timeline. Therefore, going back in time won't necessarily solve the problem.

Absolutely Brilliant Development Of Time Travel

#engame spoilers #spoilers #endgame #avengers #time travel #brilliant world building #world building #they handled time travel so well #brilliant

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cluelessintheusa · 5 years

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The best part of being a messy packrat is being able to hide stuff in plain sight

#i'm serious #it's the best thing ever #like my roommate is getting married #their gift has been literally just been sitting unassumingly on my shelf for weeks #i have so many knick-knacks #that it doesn't look suspicious in the slightest #she has literally no idea

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#true story #test #school #teacher #i am a dumbass #lol #woops #ope there it is

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If Marvel does decide to include an intermission in one of their movies, that movie had better be at least 4 hours long you cowards

#marvel #intermission #marvel movies #superheroes #bathroom break #do you hear that?#that's lotr fans laughing in the distance #survival of the fittest #bring it on

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cluelessintheusa · 5 years

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"That's not a hot take. That's a lukewarm take at best."

Overheard at college

#overheard #hot take #lukewarm take #college

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anyone else ever get that feeling of "if this were in a book a literature teacher would find all sorts of symbolism"

#thoughts #literature #literature teachers #is this symbolism?#symbolysm #life is weird #overthinking #anyone else ever get that feeling

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Look at that it's another TAG GAME WOOP

Tagged by the @kinglazrus

Nickname: Clueless or The Russian

Zodiac: Libra

Height: 5'10"

Last movie I saw: Thor Ragnorok

Last thing I googled: the samurai cowboy movie (I was trying to find the movie The Warrior's Way, which has been on my to-watch list for quite a while now. It's about a samurai who flees his country to a small classic American western town because he refused to kill the last living member of an enemy clan: a little girl)

Favorite musician: When I do homework I love to listen to Two Steps From Hell

Song stuck in my head: Walelujah by Bit-Finity on YouTube

Other blogs: I did make a lex blog: @lexazulus , but I don't put anything on there anymore

Followers: 56 (Woah, guys, I had no idea it was that many! Love you all!)

Following: 112 blogs. Everytime I get on tumblr "to quick see what's new" I spend at least an hour and a half on here woops

Amount of sleep: Currently in college so I don't usually get more than 4 and a half hours. Although lately it's been closer to 3 hours. If I'm lucky, I get a nap in, but that doesn't usually happen

Lucky numbers: 23 and 43

Dream job: Elementary teacher and that's exactly what I'm learning to do at college yasss dreams do come true

What I'm wearing: tie dye t-shirt with an alien holding a cat that says CHILL, blue jeans, black and white tennis shoes and socks with owls on them (gotta have the fun socks!)

Favorite food: It literally depends on how I'm feeling, but if I had to choose one I'd say breadsticks

Language: I'm fluent in English and Russian, plus I know some French

Can I play an instrument: I play piano and the radio

Favorite song: How in the world am I supposed to choose one?! Gimme them epic battle scores, medieval or futuristic, knights and pirates, steam-punk or natire aesthetic. Basically, anything that sounds remotely epic and is almost completely instrumental

Random fact: I recently became lactose intolerant which really sucks because I love milk and cheese. Really missing pizza right now

Describe yourself in aesthetic things: Cups of coffee in the early morning, late night sledding, singing in a thunderstorm, unused notebooks, a full moon hidden by soft clouds

Thanks again for nibling overlord @kinglazrus for tagging me!

I'm going to tag @petersta716 @rainbowchibbit @amethystocean-adr @krossan @earthphantom @krossan

TAG GAME

tagged by: @babypop-phantom love you Vic <3

Nickname: Laz

Zodiac: Capricorn

Height: 5′3″

Last movie I saw: Identity

Last thing that I googled: how to make a high quality gif on mac free

Favorite musician: I don’t have a favourite

Song stuck in my head: Do I Wanna Know by Arctic Monkeys

Other blogs: @unluckyalis, @lazsnotebook, @lexxareus (I never actually did a reveal for this one, so… surprise?), the secret blog ;)), @danny-eats-his-oatmeal, @let-the-fae-take-me

Followers: currently 181

Following: 289… right after I made this blog I followed every Danny Phantom blog I came across… probably gotta do some culling…

Amount of sleep: it varies, I tend to stay up until 2 a lot, but I also don’t need to wake up early most days

Lucky number: 17

Dream job: novelist

What am I wearing: sweatpants and a BBC Sherlock shirt

Favorite food: You really gonna make me choose? Soup, I love soup, so many different kinds of soup

Language: English and a smattering of French (basically just words, no actually grammar or anything)

Can I play an instrument: piano! Drums!

Favorite song: don’t have a favourite, but right now I’m really into Short Change Hero by The Heavy

Random fact: when I was in Grade 4 my teacher was very concerned about me because I wrote a, uh, violently advanced story for someone my age. Joke’s on that teacher, because that story because my first novel idea

Describe yourself in aesthetic things: sitting on the back porch at midnight, the smell of a new book, warm sweaters and fuzzy socks, the sound of quiet typing late at night, everything red, soft blankets, a warmly lit room with an open door into a dark hallway

Tagging: @little-egg-buddy, @super-fantasy-lover, @q-gorgeous, @asandygraves, @cluelessintheusa, @halfabouros, @fandoms-are-for-always, @voidetrap, @phandomplanetsucks

#thanks nibling overlord!#thank you for tagging me #tag game #questions and answers #this was fun #sorry it's late #if i tagged you don't feel obligated to fill it out if you don't want to

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