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Every time I put my sunglasses on, I suddenly don’t need my sunglasses anymore.
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People would rather see 10 guilty people go free than one innocent go to jail but will let a person starve because they *might* use them for drugs
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I find it ironic that the same people trying to teach me the “70% solution” are the same people who made me into an insecure perfectionist.
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So y’all who had 2020 vision saw this coming and didn’t say shit, huh?
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Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
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Me, *holdin’ da tt*: yis!
Me, *holdin’ da pp*: YIS!!
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↖️ this blog supports:
bi women who have only dated men
bi men who have only dated women
bi women who have only dated women
bi men who have only dated men
bi women who don’t feel attracted to men
bi men who don’t feel attracted to women
bi women who don’t feel attracted to women
bi men who don’t feel attracted to men
bi men and women who have never dated anyone, period
all bi people, regardless of how many people of which genders they’ve dated
we don’t judge here 🏳️‍🌈 💖 💜 💙
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Take me to church cuz she’s preachin!!
hi, little reminder: bisexuals don’t have to split their attraction as a percentage between girls and guys, a bisexual person can feel really strong attraction to one gender for one month and then very little the next!
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Short comic, while I work on something bigger on the side. It is nevertheless a very important topic. A lot of seabirds die because they eat plastic. They feed their chicks with the waste. It’s really tragic.
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Death is a construct
Sexuality is forever
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I hate it when people blame me for getting shot.
Like. Ok fine. Next time baby, I’ll be bulletproof.
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I’m going to kill you
- Basic
- Overused
- Not even threatening
- Murder is illegal???
You have forfeited your right to live
- Powerful
- What?
- If they die that’s on them
- RIP
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*Me driving at 3 am:* Free. Liberated. Untouchable.
*Me seeing another car:* What the Mother Fuck????
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What is it about Taco Bell cravings? One minute I’m about to fall asleep and next thing you know I’m in my car to get some Taco Bell in the middle of the night where apparently there’s also a Long John Silver’s so I’m craving that too now!
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Hey everyone!!
Sorry I’ve been gone so long, the Devil drives a hard bargain. However, he’s given me some more content and now I’m ready to share with you!!!
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School sux!!!
Thank you for attending my TED Talk
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