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Listening to How To Build An Ocean: Instructions, @bearsintreesofficial how does it feel that All You Get Is Confetti is the first song to ever make me cry?

#bears in trees #how to build an ocean: instructions #I am permanently damaged so thanks #the tears weren’t even forced like they usually are so that thank you was genuine #all you get is confetti

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I don’t know if this is accurate or not and I now have bears in trees brainrot that’s taking me over

#kristen applebees #gorgug thistlespring #riz gukgak #adaine abernant #fig faeth #fabian seacaster #dimension 20 #fantasy high #keep in mind I still haven’t finished watching it

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I just want to stress that people are more than welcome to send requests

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More Sarah Jane for those who are content starved.

#sarah jane adventures #sarah jane smith #luke smith #clyde langer #rani chandra #Maria Jackson #Alan Jackson #headcanons #yeah we got Alan now

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Sorry if Matthias is inaccurate, I’m not very good at him

#six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #matthias helvar #kanej #wesper #helnik #they’re all so different yet similar #grishaverse

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If I had a nickel for every time I read a Castle fanfic where Kevin Ryan got buried alive I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

#Castle #castle tv show #kevin ryan

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Tada

#bbc ghosts #the captain #Kitty #humphrey bone #robin the caveman #julian fawcett #fanny button #Thomas Thorne #pat butcher #Mary Guppy #headcanons #notice the lack of heterosexuals

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Let’s face it, Martha wouldn’t use a vending machine and I didn’t know where to put Lanie

#Castle #richard castle #kate beckett #Kevin Ryan #javier esposito #alexis castle #Esposito would get Ryan’s arm out #Rysposito #castle tv show

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I should mention that Fig and Fabian are at opposite ends of the ridiculous scale.

Also I haven’t finished Sophomore year yet.

#Fantasy high #DND #dimension 20 #fig faeth #adaine abernant #gorgug thistlespring #fabian seacaster #kristen applebees #riz gukgak

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Headcanon that older!Mabel Pines Will drink anything but will always ask for a paper umbrella in her drink.

#gravity falls #mabel pines #dipper pines #headcanons

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I made something

#sarah jane adventures #headcanons #sarah jane smith #Luke smith #maria jackson #clyde langer #rani chandra

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Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

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DIE!!!!!!

Reblog to kill it faster

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Marie Antoinette’s brother had to right King Louis XVI a letter about how babies were made because the King genuinely didn’t know and Marie was getting criticised for not having kids. The letter compared baby making to keys and keyholes because Louis was obsessed with locking and unlocking doors in Versailles.

It's so insane and funny to me that film directors of biopics feel the need to add fiction to make the film appear more interesting.

Like. why.

You don't need to come up with anything to make history more compelling.

WHY make anything up, when Friedrich Nietzsche had to buy fucking silk underwears for Richard Wagner once, Abraham Lincoln did wrestling, Victor Hugo lived in a street of his own name when he was alive, Alexandre Dumas fucking shut down a racist with an epic comeback, Edward VII had a sex chair, Tsar Nicholas II has nudes, Igor Stravinsky and Pablo Picasso were arrested for pissing in public together, Oskar Kokoschka commissioned an Alma Mahler fetish doll which he likely had sex with, Roald Dahl wrote some weird and questionable fetish-fanfic books, Salvador Dalí sold a blade of grass to Yoko Ono for $10 000 because he thought she could do witchcraft with a real strand of his hair, etc etc...

Do we REALLY need to make shit up when we have all these batshit stories. DO WE REALLY??????

#marie antoinette #king louis xvi #weird history

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I am no mother,

I am no bride,

I am king

#toh #king #florence and the machine #the owl house #f+tm #fatm

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Reblog gosh darn

Reblog if you believe trans rights are human rights.

#trans rights #human rights #same things

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Guess I gotta reblog

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.