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Peter: Getting up a 6am made me realize that 6am isn’t a place it’s an emotion

Tony: 6am isn’t a place at all

Peter: That’s because it’s an emotion

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Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?

Ned: Ten

Peter: Ten what?

Ned: Nine

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Peter, climbing the Christmas tree to put the star on top: I did it!

Peter, realizing he can’t get down without the tree falling over: Shit.

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Tony: I regret getting you a blender for Christmas.

Peter, drinking a waffle: Why?

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Tony: I hope I get run over.

Peter: Aw, come on, it’s Christmas! Get in the spirit!

Tony, sighing: Fine, I wanna get run over by a reindeer.

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remembering i have this platform (still have drafts lol) and seeing my old instagram editing account and just feeling nostalgic rn hope you all are well

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absolutely loved across the spiderverse🥺

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Ned: So what’s the plan?

Peter: I don’t know. You’re smart, MJ is mean, come up with something.

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my family and i really played marvel cards against humanity for christmas😭

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Peter: On Halloween, we dress like skeletons, but in reality, the skeletons dress like us.

Tony: I worry about you.

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Peter: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?

Harley: The same way I make onion rings.

Harley: *grabs a chainsaw*

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Peter: Trick or YEET?

Steve: Yeet?

Peter: *takes Steve’s shield and throws it*

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Peter, in his Spidey suit: Guys, we’re out of candy.

Tony: What? Already? There’s only been like three kids.

Peter: Yeah, I know, but one little kid told me they loved me so I just gave them everything.

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Peter: If you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

Shuri: Happy Halloween I can’t wait to see some snoteleks

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MJ: Are you dressing up for Halloween? If so, what as?

Peter: I’m stapling my fingers together.

MJ:

Peter: And to answer your question: no I’m not.

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Peter: *quietly gazing out of a window*

Pepper: Is he okay?

Tony: He may just be thinking about life.

Pepper: But what if he’s sad?

Tony: Maybe he’s planning what to do tomorrow.

Peter: *has the Wii music playing on loop in his head*

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remember to always do what is best for you, even if it’s not an easy decision to make <3

#hi me showing up out of nowhere #it’s because i can’t tweet and have irls see it but like i wanna be heard y’know #i’m good but shit is just awkward #and i feel like a bitch even thought i know i’m not because i believe what i just said #i hope you all are doing well and have a nice day or night or just have a good week for me please okay love y’all