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kennyispoor-blog · 4 years

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UwU I have an ask blog now.

sooooo i have an ask blog now I guess.

I can do Photoshop, digital art, and i can answer some questions.

i cant do gifs or animation

ill do basically anything

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kennyispoor-blog · 4 years

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Obama Chan UwU

#obama #obama chan #beauty #anime #anime girl #kawii #cute #awwww #aw yeah #yee haw #brock obama #manga #adorable #chan #cool #hot #sexy pictures #puppies #flowers #pink #anime eyes

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Draw a dick

I swear to god

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kennyispoor-blog · 4 years

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An epic human once said

“suck my balls” and that person was me.

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me and my shit

shit: suck my balls

me: you have no balls

shit:

shit: you know what fuck you

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kennyispoor-blog · 4 years

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Billie ellish is the HERO we NEED

GUYS! not many people know this but Billie ellish is the hero we need in this society because we live in a society. but ill start at the beginning of my story.

I was in my room, listening to Billie ellish on my BIG TABLET because my mom hates me so much she wont get me a phone, when my GAY DAD comes in.

Dad: honey even tho you are totally awesome and cool i have to inform you that your stupid mother is about to fall off a cliff.

Now normally I would not care if my ugly ass mother fell off a cliff, but my loser mom told me she would get me a REAL phone and I was not about to let that opportunity down.

Me: OK dad if we must than i shall go help my disgusting dog turd butt fucker shit face asshole meanie of a mother.

Dad: wow thank you honey after let me buy you mac & cheese.

Me: yes, very.

So, my dad and I got in the car to go to my nothing mother.

The whole time i was thinking happy thoughts. My dreams, my crush, my dead bitch mother, and the new phone I shall get. I had a plan. Once my gay dick face mother is saved by me (of coarse) she will thank me with a real phone. After obtain my prize she will pay for all the times she made me clean my room or do chores. Anyway I will kill my puppy hating mother and father so i can be adopted by Billie ellish.

Once i have the iPhone you see Billie ellish will think Im really rich and adopt me. My dad and I had made it to where my whore mother was. We rushed over and saw my mom at the edge of a cliff! she was garbing on the edge of the cliff for dear life.

Poser mom: There you are! please help me!

I honesty did not care at ALL, but of coarse i had to save my mom and be the hero she or my dad never were so I can get my beloved prize. I approached my lesbian mother. I saw her tears roll down her face as i garbed her hands to pull her up.

To my surprise my disgusting fat mother was to fat for ME to pick up. I fell to the ground.

I had no hope left. I guess she was going to die, but how would this affect my plan. Maybe I could just kill my dad now, just push him of with my crack head mother. but then I wouldn't get my phone and Billie ellish would not want to adopt a dirt poor child.

MY MOM NEEDED TO LIVE.

Me: Dad we have to do something!

Dad: Im sorry your mom is just to fat.

Me: If only Billie ellish was here.

Just then Billie appeared and garbed my jack ass mom.

Billie: Don’t worry child for I am here.

Me: OMG BILLIE I LOVE YOU WILL YOU ADOPT ME!

Billie: yes, for you are so amazing and I would love to adopt an amazing human like you.

Whore: Now that’s it. honey there is something i must show you.

Just then my GROSS MOM turned into Billie ellish herself.

I

WAS

SHOCKED

Billie: you poser it is time you learn your actions have consequences

Billie: no

They both then started to fight over ME!

At this point i couldn't tell who was who.

Me: Dad what do we do?

Dad: My best answer is that we leave while we still can

Me: Are you joking!? I could possibly get an autograph from Billie eilish!

Dad: I suppose you are right. I am sorry I ever doubted you. god you are so smart.

Me: i know

I turn back to the fight. at this point it was getting very heated.

I could not believe it as I saw both Billie ellish’s gain powers. on breathig fire (or at least I think its fire) and the other with lasers from their hand. I felt the heat of the fire on my face.

Then

Complete blackness was all i could see with my ears ringing in agony.

As i gained my gearing i could hear crackling and I was also very hot.

I opened my eyes...

I saw everything I ever wanted right in front of me. my crush ,josh, the two Billie ellish’s and my dad. they then handed me the prize that I deserved.

The new iPhone 8! I was so excited, this was WAY better than my plan! after all this time i finally got the ending I deserved. I was adopted by two Billie ellish’s and my crush. My ugly horrible mother who was actually Billie ellish. And Billie coming to save my *insert insult here* mom which ended in a fight. All for this phone. I garbed my headphones to listen to some Billie ellish for celebration.

But as I reached to put them in...