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Y/N: Why do I have to share a room?

Tony: It could be worse. Harry Potter slept in a cupboard under the stairs.

Y/N: Yeah. By himself.

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Y/N: I don't know why Nat keeps choosing me to do the mission I mean every time she says "Lead, follow, or get out of the way" I get out of the way.

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Natasha: I just sent you the contract Nick asked you to sign again.

Y/N: Didn't I already sign it?

Natasha: Yes. You signed it "I'm Batman"

Natasha: We've been over this. You cannot sign documents as "Batman" "The Dark Knight" or "Protector of Gotham" only your full name will suffice.

Y/N: Show me a thread of legal evidence proving I'm not batman.

Natasha: Are we seriously having this conversation again?!

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Y/N: guess what.

Wanda: what?

Y/N: No, you have to guess.

*Wanda has already done with Y/N's BS*: I really don't know.

Y/N: Pietro is on the hospital.

Wanda: WHY WOULD YOU LET ME GUESS THAT?

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Tony to Wanda: You'll love it here! Everyone is smart.

Meanwhile, Y/N on the kitchen.

Sleep-deprived Y/N: Which side of toast am I supposed to butter?

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*Avenger doing paper works*

Y/N: this is killing me

Natasha: Good, die.

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Tony: Hey Y/N father's day is coming shouldn't you practice saying "Hi are you, my daddy?"

Y/N: Oh, by the way, Tony, the surgeon general called. He wanted you to stop hagging the penicillin.

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*Y/N about to get married*

Y/N: Can I just take the ring but not the husband?

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*Peter and Y/N fighting*

Tony: Could you try to be a little more mature?

Y/N:TAXES! *Punches Peter*

*MJ laughing while recording*

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Y/N: Gosh, Natasha, I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because, like Bruce's work, your sex life is also theoretical?

Nat:...

Wanda: Damn

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Wanda: Someone stole Y/N fudge.

Natasha: Oh no, Y/N loves her fudge so much

Tony: One time I asked Y/N if I could have one she quickly changed the subject. She bought it using my card too.

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When Nat did something nice for him

Tony to Nat: How sweet and... uhm very uncharacteristic of you.

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Yelena: Hey Nat? remember when y/n said they can fly?

Natasha:

Yelena: Well, they can't.

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The avengers fighting aliens

Y/N: everyone sees that magic thing, right?

Everyone: Yeah, why?

Y/N: Well, I'm off my meds.

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Y/N: you know, Tony, You buying me boots feels just wrong. You should have let me shoplift them.

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Wanda announcing her pregnancy to the avenger:

Wanda: I'm pregnant

Tony: Are you sure you're not just getting fat?

Wanda punches Tony.

Bonus:

Tony waking up: So you're pregnant? Look like nobody told your boobs.

Wanda punches Tony again.

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Tommy and Billy's birthday party

Y/N: Hey Nat, It was nice for you to loan Wanda your car so she could get the cake.

Nat: It was nice of her to pull my hair till I drop my key.

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