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ryemjay · 5 years

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The person I reblogged this from matters.

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ryemjay · 5 years

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Ok so Story Time

So I've always wanted the most Tumblr-esque reputation at my school, like with a shitty nickname that sounds like it came out of a tumblr post and I have actually achieved it.

I was with my girlfriends, who were hiding behind the cafeteria. One of my friend's crushes was sitting on the deck outside the cafeteria with a group of his guy friends. Well, one of these guys happens to be another one of my gay friends. So I unhid myself for a brief moment to make eye contact with him. While his friends were turned away I would naruto run stealthily to his location and show him a random shirtless photo of Tom Holland, before retreating to my hiding place. After this occured six times my friend asks rather loudly "wHERE DO YOU GET ALL THESE PHOTOS???" and his friends turned to look at me. Honestly, it was quite overwhelming, so I yet again Naruto ran to my hiding spot just to gather myself before returning.

But as I begin my seventh assault, I see the boys look up at me and say:

"Here she comes,,,,

The Spider Man Dealer!"

And honestly I've never felt so proud and confident in my entire life.

I am the Spider Man Dealer

#spider man #infinity war

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ryemjay · 5 years

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update: we didnt sleep because our collective braincell couldnt stop thinking about namjoon eye-

me, snuggling my boyfriend at 3am:

me, falling asleep:

me:

my boyfriend:

me:

my boyfriend: namjoon

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ryemjay · 5 years

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me, snuggling my boyfriend at 3am:

me, falling asleep:

me:

my boyfriend:

me:

my boyfriend: namjoon

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jin: I'm having a baby

13 yr old jungkook: ᵒʰ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ⁻

jin, slamming a pad of adoption papers on the table with tears in his eyes: it's you. sign here.

#bts #bangtan sonyeondan #jeon jungkook #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #kim taehyung #min yoongi #park jimin #jungkook #jimin #suga #jin #j-hope #rm #bts incorrect quotes #bts v #v #sope

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ryemjay · 5 years

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jungkook: *trying to open jar* shitty ass lid

jin: *looking at yoongi* wonder where he got that from

yoongi: the fucking fridge

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ryemjay · 5 years

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Zepeto Positionings: 1. Namjoon, 2. Hoseok, 3. Jimin, 4. Y/N, 5. JK, 6. Yoongi, 7. Jin, 8. Taehyung.

Couples Poses:

1. Yoongi, 2. Hoseok

1. Jimin, 2. Taehyung

1. Hoseok, 2. Yoongi

1. Jin, 2. Namjoon

1. JK, 2. Y/N

1. Jimin, 2. Taehyung

Hope that helps!

Add me: KNLD62

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ryemjay · 5 years

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g o o d h e a v e ns

NO SURVIVORS

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ryemjay · 5 years

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pls follow my twitter ty I'm going to start posting K-POP things and BTS fanfic and stuff ♡

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ryemjay · 5 years

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I finally got his praise for interacting with a stranger for over an hour. I asked if he was proud of me and he said yes 😔

we might be hanging out soon 👉👈😳

like,,,,,, next weekend

so I'm going shopping with my gay twink bestie (our LGBT club calls us the twink twins 👌🤪) for clothes to look nice

Last night I was stressing and on the verge of tears and he played Megaloviania on the guitar to cheer me up

We were on call for 1 hour, he only logged off to put his dog to bed

Hes a dog boy

Things that happened to me and my crush that you guys can use as prompts (Year 9)

I was being excluded in a conversation so he looked through the crowd at me right as he did something that made me laugh and he watched me fondly as I laughed

During Art we shared music but he let us listen to my music cause I really wanted to show him my favourite song at the time “Cecily Smith” by Will Connolly and when the song reached the line “who cares what you are listening to? It’s who you’re listening with.” he looked at me.

I got my maths wrong and he leaned really close to me and in a really low deep voice explained what I’d done wrong

I couldn’t click my thumb joint so he grabbed my hand between both of his and gently massaged my thumb joint (it didn’t click but it was nice :))

He made himself late for a guitar lesson so he could listen to me talk

I rang him when I was really tired, dysphoric and depressed and he was talking before he stopped talking and when dead fucking quiet before saying “Are you okay?” and refused to change the subject until I gave him the solid “Yes, I am feeling good.”

I asked him if he wanted to hang out and he gave me a really shy/“i’m holding back a bigger smile”/this is really awkward smile before saying “maybe”

I had to educate him on what an Orange is

He rants about anime to me

My classmates had to call me outside to tell him to stop spitting water at people

Teases me about my K-Pop obsession (HE CALLED ME A FUCKING KOREABOO I AM NOT A KOREABOO OKAY I DON"T LOVE ALL KOREANS ONLY 7 BOYS AND 4 GIRLS FSDHFHIFDEIUDHNIEUDUI)

During Science I was trying to clamp something shut but I wasn’t strong enough so he put both his hands on mine and started helping me clamp it

We compare hand sizes a lot? I’m really small at 5ft 0 and have a really small build, and my hands are tiny. I’m described a lot as delicate and fragile in size. He’s estimated 5ft 6 - 8, and his hands are huge. In comparison, his pinky finger is the same size as my pointer.

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ryemjay · 5 years

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Y'all love us so part 2? (Year 10)

SO DUE TO A LONG WINDED DISCUSSION ABOUT NICKNAMES/PREFERRED NAMES I AM NOW KOOKIE IN HIS CONTACTS SEND HELP

He sits at my table in Art again this year cause some new girl is stalking him

He offered for me to sit with him at lunch, and his friend group accepted me even though I was new and born female

His friend group used my preferred name??? We stan???

Everytime he asks how I am, my heart completely swells because he cares about me, so I never lie. I tell him that my day is really good, and that my depression since last year is getting a lot better. I tell him I'm learning to love myself and thanks to "some special people in my life" that journey has become a whole lot easier. Everytime I tell him a little more about how happy is, his smile grows beyond compare and it's literally the highlight of every day. He tells me that it's so good that my mental growth is going so well. "That's so great, that's really so good. I'm glad you're getting better."

When we sit down in Art, all he does is tell me how amazing my art is and always makes me flustered

Hes a meme boy 😔👌

He cares about me so much???

We text some days about making his stalker jealous

I once fell asleep to a video of him playing guitar

It was really simple but so??? Soothing??

I'll make more updates as I go along x