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They're such a mood

#dc comics #dick grayson #nightwing #koriand'r #starfire #dickory

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Lord, have mercy

#dc comics #superman #clark kent #hot male #lord have mercy

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And people say he doesn't have a sense of humor.

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #dc robin #damian wayne #love that boy #see hes funny

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When someone you follow likes your post 😎😎 @elirium

#when someone you follow likes your post #pretty good feeling

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The Deal

Summary: Jason makes a deal with Damian and regrets it.

Warning: Cringe

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"I can't believe I'm going to do this," Jason said, standing outside of Damian's door. He then knocked on the door.

"Come in," Damian called. Jason walked inside and saw Damian drawing in his bed.

"Demon Spawn."

"Zombie."

"I need your help," Jason said, Damian smiled and closed his sketch book, smiling more.

"Oh really, you need my help?"

"Don't make a big deal out of it, I just need you to distract Bruce while I go out to handle some people. Can you do that?" Jason asked, leaning on Damian's door frame. Damian crossed his arms and smirked.

"What's in it for me?" Jason rolled his eyes and scoffed.

"I don't know, what does an 11-year-old kid want?" Jason asked, annoyed.

"Your credit and debit card, and your ID," Damian listed, Jason was shocked and confused.

"I'm sorry, what?"

"You heard me, credit card, debit card and ID, or I don't help you," Damian said, Jason groaned and took out his wallet, then threw his credit card, debt card and ID at Damian.

"Thank you," Damian smiled and then got up and ran to Bruce's office.

-The Next Day-

Jason was sitting in the kitchen on his phone when Bruce walked in.

"Hey Jason, can I talk to you?" Bruce asked, Jason looked up at him weird, thinking Damian ratted him out, but he just put on a fake smile.

"Sure." Bruce sat on a stool next to Jason.

"Can I ask you a question?" Jason slowly nodded.

"Why did you buy 40 hay bales and 20 pounds of nuts and seeds, each?" Jason eyes widen but tried not to show it.

"H-How did you find out?"

"Because it's here, and Alfred brought it to the barn, which leads to the next question. Why did you buy a cow and a turkey?" Jason eyes widen more, and jaw dropped.

"I BOUGHT WHAT?" Jason yelled.

"Did you not know you bought a cow, turkey, and food to feed said cow and turkey?" Bruce asked, Jason quickly calmed down and chuckled.

"Where's Damian?"

"In the barn," Jason quickly ran to the back to the barn, where Damian was happily feeding the cow.

"YOU BOUGHT A FUCKING COW AND TURKEY?!" Jason yelled; Damian just smiled.

"Yeah, I wanted more animals."

"Was Goliath, Titus, and Alfred not enough for you?" Jason asked pissed off.

"I wanted exotic animals."

"YOU HAVE A FUCKING BAT-DRAGON HOW MORE EXOTIC CAN YOU GET?"

"I don't understand why you're mad. You should've guessed something like this would happen. Why else would I ask for your cards and ID?"

"You little shit," Jason cursed.

"I'll name the cow, Batcow and the turkey, Jerry," Damian said excited, Jason just sighed in defeat.

"Happy very early birthday, I guess," Jason said, then walked away

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #dc robin #damian wayne #red hood #jason todd #batcow #jerry the turkey #titus #goliath #alfred the cat #alfred pennyworth

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THAT'S NOT A REASON TO SLAP YOUR SON TWICE.

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #nightwing #not a actual reason

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Screw the fact that Nightwing gave Jonathan a lollipop, but let's talk about the fact that Batman keeps unwrapped lollipops in his belt.

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #nightwing #dick grayson #superboy #jonathan kent

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Them arguing like children is what I live for

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #batwoman #kate kane #cousing but act like siblings

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WHOLESOME BRUCE AND DAMIAN WAYNE IDEA!!

To keep Damian's need to kill at bay, Bruce gets Damian a retractable toy knife and lets him stab his arm whenever Damian's upset.

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #dc robin #damian wayne #bruce wayne being a good dad idea #wholesome

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Even as adults, they keep arguing.

#dc comics #batman #damian wayne #superman #jonathan kent #elizabeth prince #wonder woman

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Okay, but Anna Diop, as Starfire, was one of the best decisions DC made.

#dc comics #starfire #koriand'r #anna diop #dc titans #live action

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A small reminder that he was voted to die.

#dc comics #jason todd #red hood #dc robin #damn guys #like damn #who hated this boy ao bad

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The hold these 2 have on me isn't even funny

#dc comics #batman #dick grayson #koriand'r #nightwing #starfire #dickkory

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You know, the more I look at them, the more I understand why people ship them.

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat

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One of the reasons why I'm single is because they made my expectations so fucking high

#dc comics #dick grayson #koriand'r #nightwing #starfire #dickkory

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Man, I'd kill to darw like Dan Mora

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #koriand'r #nightwing #starfire #tmnt 2012 #wonder woman #superman #superbat #dan mora

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A friend group like this, please

#dc comics #dick grayson #koriand'r #nightwing #starfire #raven #beast boy #garfield logan #donna troy #victor stone #cyborg #wally west #Flash #Hayley